Vol. 24 No. 81 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1925 Price 5 CentaCOUNT BIGGEST VOTE IN HISTORYFIRST INTERCLUBBANQUET HELD ATS0UTHM00R HOTELFormal Affair to BecomeAnnual TraditionPlans have been completed by cam¬pus women’s clubs for the first annualInterclub formal banquet, which willtake place Friday at 5:30 in the South-moor Hotel. The dinner will becomean annual affair, and will take theplace of the Interclub bridge tourna¬ment. Interclub council purports tohave the annual banquet parallel theInterfraternity social events, whichhave become a tradition on campus,according to Florence Cook, president.The banquet will be attended byten women from each club.A private dining room has been en¬gaged for the evening, and the seatingarrangement will be planned so thatthe women will not sit with their ownclub sisters, but will be placed nextto members of other clubs in orderthat they may become better acquaint¬ed with each other. It is hoped inthis way to create a more friendlyspirit between the clubs. Immediatelyfollowing the dinnr a musical programwill be given. According to Cather¬ine Campbell, who has charge of' theentertainment, the program will con¬sist of a vocal solo by Lucille Nichols,a piano solo by Catherine Boettcher,and a vocal selection by Lois Russell.“We hope to furnish entertainmentthat will be sufficient to insure thesuccess of the dinner, and to set aprecedent for Intercfub formals to fol¬low,” said Miss Campbell.To Replace Bridge“The Interclub, council has felt thatthe annual bridge tournaments, atwhich only two members of each clubwere present, do not provide adequatemeans for wider acquaintance amongthe members’of the different clubs.”said Flornce Cook, “and because ofthis fact the tournament has been re¬placed by an annual formal dinner,which will allow a representation often women instead of two from eacnclub.”Merriam PraisesMcCormick’s Life“ The death of Senator McCormickis a great shock to me,” declared Mr.C. E. Merriam, head of the PoliticalScience Department, in an interviewyesterday. " I have known him well fora great number of years, and havebeen on intimate terms with him. Hisdeath will be a heavy loss to the states¬manship of the country.”Senator McCormick was found deadin his hotel room in Washington yes¬terday morning at 10 o’clock. His deathwas caused by what the physiciansea’led castric hemhorrhage. The Sen¬ate adjourned for the day when newsof his death officially reached them.Medill McCormick was born in Chi¬cago in 1877 on May 16. He attendedthe Chicago public schools in his youthand later entered Yale, where he wasgraduated in* 1900. Following his grad¬uation, he became active in the edi¬torial management of the ChicagoTribune, resulting in his promotion topublisher of the paper. Later he gaveup his newspaper work to enter into thepolitical field. He served two termsin the Illinois General Assembly, andone term in Congress as Congressman-at-large. In 1908, he was elected tothe Senate, where he has served up tothe time of his sudden death.Enrich Your Library With GoodRooks at the Lowest PricesWOODWORTH’S BOOK SALE Dug Up BonesA University Professor Explains What Carries on in WalkerBy DR. A. S. ROMER(This is the first of a series of arti¬cles written esfiecially for The DailyMaroon by prominent members of thefaculty. Dr. Alfred .S’. Romer, Associ¬ate Professor of I'ertebrate Paleontol¬ogy, Zi'ho writes today's article, hasbeen cotmected unth the University since1923. He came here direct from Helle¬nic medical school where he zvas an in¬structor of anatomy for many years.His original training in I’ertebrate Pal¬eontology teas at the American Museumof Natural History, of Nezc York City.Tomorrozv, Major P. M. Harrozvs,head of the Military department, zvrit-son the subject. “ The Object of theDepartment of Military Science andTactics")“ Old Bones ’’ dug out of the rocksof bygone ages, are the material withwhich work in verterbrate paleontologyis concerned. Although seemingly rather dry and dead subjects in more thanone sense, they are of considerable in¬terest in their wider implications. Theskeletons of fossil animals are found in the deposits laid down in past geologi¬cal eras and hence, constitute a part ofthe study of geology.As animals they are objects of zo¬ological and anatomical interest. Fromwhat is, perhaps, an even broader pointof view, however, the study of fossilvertebrates is, in reality, a vast ex¬tension of the field of history. One cus¬tomarily thinks of history as extendingover the few thousand years of thewritten record, or, perhaps, a few thou¬sand years back of that, into the fieldof older human cultures, studied by thearchaeologist.Vertebrate paleontology carries usback far beyond this, and gives us ahistory of the ancestry of man and hisvertebrate relatives which covers avastly greater period of time; a his¬tory which deals in millions of yearsrather than centur;*s, and gives us adifferent perspective on the importanceof individuals and nations and races.Orr story is, of course, not a com¬plete one.There are many gaps, many “ miss-(Continued on page 2)JUNIORS TO HOLDMIXER TOMORROWDinner In March Also Includ¬ed in Class ProgramAn all-University mixer will begiven by the Junior class tomorrowfrom 4 to 6 in the Reynolds clubhouseBill Hahn’s Kollege Krew will fur¬nish the music for the dancing, andthere is a possibility of having entertainment. according to Robert Carr,who is in charge of the mixer.“We hope to make this mixed assuccessful as the first one the Juniorclass gave this year,” said Carr,“and we hape to have as many women| turn out as possible.” The entireI University is invited.”I Plan DinnerThe Junior class is also planning adinner to be held Wednesday, March111, from 6 to 8, in Dr. Ames’ church{ at 57th and University Ave. The “Ju¬nior jubilee,” as the dinner will becalled, will have as entertainment fouracts of vaudeville, which will consistof the best talent in the class, ac¬cording to Tom Mulroy, who is mcharge of the dinner. “We /tould havehad more acts than*this,” said Mr.Mulroy, “but we have restricted thenumber to four in order that we mayhave only the best entertainment.”Tn Junior chapel yesterday handbillswere handed out announcing the jubi¬lee, and it is planned to have ticketsdistributed and sold by women ruchapel next week. Only 150 ticke*swill be on sale, and they will befifty cents, in contrast to the seventy-five cents that has been charged forall other class dinners. According toMulroy, they are planning not to(Continued on page 2)TARPON CLUB PICKSITS OFFICERS TODAYAnnual election of officers of Tar¬pon club will be held today from 12to 1:30. in the lobby of Ida Noyeshall. Officers elected will retain then-positions for the entire year of 1925.Nominees' for positions are as fol¬lows: President, Beryl Berringcr andElizabeth Hull; vice-president, MadiBacon and Isabel Gorgas; joint officeof secretary and treasurer, JosephineSibbalrf and Harriet Ray.“It is imperative that all membersof Tarpon club be present,” said Isa¬bel Gorgas, “as friendly co-operationis desired between officers and clubmembers. FROSH AD-MEN MEETAll Freshmen connected withThe Daily Marron Advertising de¬partment must report to the officetoday at noon. Attendance is im¬perative.GARGOYLE MEETINGGargoyles will meet today in theReynolds Club at 4:30. Attendancecompulsory. (Cribs Via Radio;Caught AnywayCheating on an elaborate and whollyup-to-date scale has recently been car¬ried on by a young German medicalstudent in Strassburg university. As amedical student this young man ismore or less of a failure, but he seems. . *to lie well supplied with ingenuity inthe practical use of electricity.During an examination, Zalitnier, ashe is called, was answering questionswith the ease and assqurance of anAmerican Phi Beta Kappa student. Sud¬denly the professor received a note:“ Zalimier is cheating, look under thetable.” A search was made, but noth¬ing was discovered until an electricianwas called in. He soon discovered hairwires under the linoleoum below Zali-mier’s chair, passing through the floor,along the corridors, and upstairs to thestudent’s room.“ Take me to your room,” demandedthe dean of the faculty. The blushingZalimier revealed that there was ayoung lady there. The investigation,however, continued and at last thewhole story was revealed. A radio setwith a microphone in the examinationroom transmitted the questions to ayoung woman doctor concealed in Zal-imier’s room. She then dictated theanswers by telephone.The student had a microphone, sothe electrician declared, concealed un¬der the bandage over a pretended cuton his finger. Complete paraphernaliafor a five-tube wireless set, and thenecessary batteries were a part of theequipment.Oblivious to the romantic elements ofthis touching little affair, the univer¬sity authorities have begun prosecution.Meanwhile the kitchen staff are now-beginning to understand why Zalimier’sorders indicated such an astonishingap etite just before the examination.When it is considered that the rationswere for two they do not seem soextraordinary. »| “ |I About CampusBroadway has claimed another stu¬dent of the University. Elwin Bart-let, a former student of dramatic abil¬ity, is now playing in Gilbert and Sul¬livan’s musical comedy, “Patience,” atthe Greenwich Village theatre in NewYork. While at the University Bart-let was a star in the production of the“Dover Road” and other University ELECT ANDERSON, MILLERAND GRAHAM TO COUNCILThorpe Drain, Lucy Lamon, Wendel Bennett, andEsther Cook Selected as Junior andSophomore Commissionersdramatics.“I was not surprised at Bartlettsuccess." stated' Mr. Frank HurlburtO’Hara, director of activities at theReynolds club. “Mr. Bartlet is the’type of University man who adds tothe tone of the American stage.”George Weimer, prominent campusman, reports having played in luckrecently and avoided a financial crisis.He was lunching with Susan Sims, amember of Quadranglers, in a tearoomon 55th Street. Through an arrange¬ment unknown to Weimer, a numberof other members of Miss Sims’ clubjoined the party.Weimer confesses to have been em¬barrassed by this turn of events. Hehas not made it known how muchmoney lie had at the time: but it wouldnot have been enough, he says, tohave paid for the Quadrangler lunhes.“For a moment I was utterly at aloss.* he told a reporter. “Then 1saw a small table for one (or at mosttwo) occupants in a remote, corner o!the place, and with no little dexterityI withdrew with Miss Sims to thistable.”Leland Neff, circulation manager oiThe Daily Maroon, returned by- taxifrom a recent party given by his fra¬ternity, with a campus woman whosename he has withheld. Through someerror which he does not understand.Neff underestimated the distance ofthe woman’s home. Consequently ticunderestimated the amount of the cab-fare.“For a moment I was utterly at closs.” he told a reporter. “Then Ihit upon a plan. I watched the meteiwhich records the quantity of the bill.When this registered exactly ten centsless than the amount of money I had,I suggested that we walk the rest ofthe way.”It was really fortunate, according toNeff, that this arrangement was made.The night, he says, was pleasantlywarm. “Besides,” he continued, ’«college man seldom gets enough exer¬cise, and walking is quite an admira¬ble form of it. There was plenty ofit, I may. add.”Charles Hansen, conductor o4 theshop in the basement of Kent Chemical laboratory, and George Reppe*.official glassblower for the Chemicaland Physics departments of the Uni¬versity, have completed’ a new typeof fire alarm which will enable resi¬dents of large apartments or hotels toknow of a fire in any part of the build¬ing.Some weeks ago they perfected amercury-arc lamp which will perms tpeopje who need very strong daylightfor their work to lie under its lightwithout receiving injury from the raysin any way.The fire alarm is composed of anelectric bell and a thermometer whichcan be set for any temperature de¬sired. When this temperature isreached it automatically sets the bellto ringing. “Such fires as we havejust witnessed on the Midway can heavoided by this simple arrangement,since an alarm can he placed in everyapart|ient and when a fire starts inone room all the bells throughout thebuilding will ring and warn everyoneof danger. This will be very effec¬tive in large buildings in which manyof the rooms are unoccupied a greatdeal of time.” said Mr. Hansen. BURTON AND BONNERTOUR TO AID FINANCEPresident Ernest DeWitt Burton willleave Sunday, March 1, for a twoweeks’ lecture tour in behalf of theUniversity extension drive, accordingto Mr. Clem Lane of the Publicity of¬fice. Dr. Robert J. Bonner, assistantprofessor of Greek, is at present mak¬ing a tour through Ontario, address¬ing the University alumni associationsthere in connection with the samedrive.President Burton, besides address¬ing the various alumni organizations,will speak to several chambers ofcommerce on “Business of ModernUniversities.” Tentative arrangementsare being made for broadcasting the(Continued on page 2)BEGIN WORK ONDIVINITY CHAPELMrs. Joseph Bond BuildsMemorial to HusbandFences are being erected, shrubstorn out, ground cleared. All theseactivities are the first steps towardthe building of the new $150,000 Di¬vinity chapel which has been given byMrs. Joseph Bond in memory of herlate husband. This structure, whichwill be ninety feet in length, thirty-two feet six inches in width, and fifty-seven feet high, will complete the Di¬vinity Quadrangle.Will Be GothicThe chapel will he quite uniqueamong the Midway buildings, for itwill have an oak roof beautifullypainted in green, gold and red. Fivemain trusses and six intermediatetrusses will hear different kinds of oi -namentation. The top is to be of redtile. The general decorative schemewill he enhanced by unusual designsof masonry.There are to he six leaded glasswindows on each side and one largewindow at each end, having one-inchborders of cathedral glass. The plansfor the interior include a chancel atthe west end. with an organ and ascreen of cathedral glass at the eastend. The chapel will he eventuallyconnected by a cloister with the newTheojpgy building now being erected.This edifice when finished will be oneof the best examples of universityGothic in America.■ 1 —Christian ScientistsTo Hear Ex-ChaplainRichard J. Dia vis. a formr studenthere, will deliver a lecture on Chris¬tian Science today at 4:30 in HarperAssembly room. This will be the reg¬ular semi-annual lecture sponsored bythe Christian Science Society of theUniversity.Mr. Davis was the only ChristianScience chaplain in the navy duringthe war. For ten years he has been•>rtlve in his field in Chicago, and hasrecently been elected to the Board ofLectureship of the Mother Church, theFirst Church of Christ, Scientist, inBoston, Mass.The University public and friends areinvited to attend the lecture. ELECTION RETURNSUndergraduate CouncilMen 1st 2ndCount CountAnderson 88 98 120 (Elected;Carr 40Cullom 43 51Kernwein 54 67 98Miller 107 116 (Elected)Total ballots cast: 332Majority necessary for election: 112Women 1st. 2ndCount CountGraham 140 186 (Elected)Sutherland 105 140Wietzer * 82Total ballots cast: 336Majority necessary for election: 169Honor Commission (Juniors)MenDrain 182 (Elected)Heald 149Total ballots cast: 331WomenCundy 150Lamon 174 ( Elected)Total ballots cast: 324Honor Commission (Sophomores)MenBennett 232 (Elected)Hall 79Total ballots cast: 311WomenCook 107 (Elected)McCracken 144Total ballots cast: 311As a result of the biggest electionever balloted for Undergraduate coun¬cil and Honor commission, CharlesAnderson, Aljen Miller, and Aimee M.Graham were chosen council members,and Thorpe G. Drain and Lucy E.Lamon to the Honor commission fromthe Junior class. Nearly 340 ballotswere cast at the Junior class meetingyesterday, not counting those invali¬dated. One of the men elected to theUndergraduate council will he chosenpresident of this body at an electionlater in the Spring.Explore CampusBeauty PlacesWhat are the most beautiful partsof the University’s campus, which isconsidered one of the most attractivecampuses in this part of the country,is a question which the Geophoto clubof the University is trying to answerthrough the contest it is staging forthe best pictures of campus scenes anacampus life. Prof. John Paul Goodeof the Geography department andpresident of the Geophoto club, is of¬fering $50 in prizes for the best pic¬tures which will he divided into fourgroups, as follows: fl) purely archi¬tectural subjects; (2) architecturalsubjects with human interest add^d;(3) tinted photos; (4) lantern slides.Prof. Goode wants everyone whoowns a camera, no matter what ki^oit is, to start taking pictures of tlhecampus, and if the results are pleasingto send them in to Mr. Paul MacClin-tock, secretary of the organization,who will turn them over to the judgesfor final selection.Hundreds of Tempting BargainsCome in and BrowseWOODWORTH’S BARGAINBOOK SALEPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1925Sfe Satlg ffiaroottThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Sunday an<?Monday dating the Autumn, Winter antSpring quarters by The Daily MarootCompany.Entered as second class mall at the Chi¬cago I'oatofflce, Chicago, lllinoi8, March13. 190(1, under the act of March 3, 1873.Herbert C.> DeYoungBusiness ManagerOffices Ellis 1Telephone*:Editorial Office Midway 0800Business Office Fairfax 5522Member ofThe Western Conference Press AssociationNews Editor This IssueAllen HealdTHURSDAY, FEB. 26, 1925 DUG-UP BONESVOTES FOR US ALLThis week’s elections have been thebiggest in the University’s history.More students than ever before havethought it worth while to pick a candidate and to help him along.This increased interest in campuswelfare is one of the things that stu¬dents (and deans) have hoped forsince away back. It follows a con¬scious, extensive campaign startedlast year for the attainment of a stillbetter campus—a campaign in whichevery organization, more than a hun¬dred individual students, and manyfaculty members worked. Does it notcome, perhaps, as a result of this cam¬paign ?JUNIORS TO HOLD MIXERTOMORROW(Continued from page 1)distribute the tickets until next jWednesday, so that the dinner mayreceive enough publicity to have thetickets go at once.Simplicity Is Keynote“The keynote of the dinner," Mi.Vfulroy added, “will be absolute sim-)licity and informality, so that thenembers of the class may become bet-:er acquainted with other membersind insure a more successful outcome>f the affair.” (Continued from page 1)ing links ” in the history of man andhis vertebrate relatives. But we knowmore about it than we did twenty-fiveyears ago, and year by year new piecesof evidence are brought forward toround out the story of the history ofthe world’s past.This study of extinct animals re¬quires that we have the fossil remainsthemselves at hand, so far as possible,and the maintenance of a museum fortheir reception. Since 1907 Mr. PaulC. Miller, has been engaged in the col¬lection and preparation of fossils forWalker Museum and. single-handed, hehas assembled a valuable series ofthese remains. A museum for univer¬sity purposes should serve two ends:material for research and a representa¬tive collection of fossil animals forteaching purposes. Mainly under thefirst heading should he placed the se¬ries of fossil reptiles and amphibiansfrom the “ red-beds ” of Texas, ,to hefound in the east end of Walker Mu¬seum.This is, without doubt, the most valu¬able collection of animals of that agein the world. In order to round outthe teaching exhibit, the collection of aseries of fossil mammals is now underway, and the skeletons already preparedmay he seen in the west half of themuseum.The collection is not primarily in¬tended for exhibition purposes, andneither the space nor the money isavailable for the acquisition of themore showy but costly animals, suchas dinosaurs. However, a number ofmounts, such as those of the “ fin-hacked lizards,” the three-toed horse,the pair-horned rhinoceros and thefamily group of “ Oreodons ” are notwithout points of general interest.FROSH AD MEN MEETAll Freshmen connected witjThe Daily Maroon advertising de¬partment must report to the of¬fice today at noon. Attendance isimperative.; in Business for Yourselfpresenting us in a pleasant andStable way to build up a business,voting all or part of your time toking orders for individually print-stationery is a high-class, repeat-ler business. We supply every-ng necessary. 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Congenial companions, goodfood, comfortable airy staterooms, broad promenade deck*.Special conducted University Tours with extensive itin¬erary at inclusive rates, sailing on “ORDUNA”—June 27.Write for BookleCSailings from New YorkORDUNA — May 30, June 27, July 25ORB1TA—June 13, July 11, August 8ORCA—June 20, July 18, August 15"The Comfort Ti*oute”EmailThe Royal Mail Steam Packet Company117 W. Washington St., Chicago BURTON AND BONNER TOURTO AID UNIVERSITY(Continued from page 1)President’s addresses from Omaha,Pittsburgh and New York.Plan ItineraryPresident Burton’s itinerary will in¬clude one day in each of the! followingcities: Kansas City, St. Louis, Cin¬cinnati. Columbus, Cleveland andPittsburgh, and three days in NewYork, ending his trip on March 11.Dr. Bonner, who is expected to re¬ turn from his tour in Ontario beforethe end of the week, spoke before theOntario Classical association in To¬ronto last Friday.After his talk, the subject of whichwas “Oratory and Litigation,” heconducted a round table discussion onthe study of Greek. On Saturday he lectured before the University Alumniof Toronto at a dinner held by theassociation for him. Dr. Bonner ad¬dressed the students at Queen’s uni¬versity. Kingston, Ontario, on Mon¬day. The rest of his program con¬sisted of lectures given before variousAlumni associations in Ontario.NestlesMilk ChocolatePlain 6 AlmondBarsRichestin CreamSUBSCRIBE TOTHE DAILY MAROON to work.Let it take youAbroad and back!New Tourist Third CabinCollege Specials — Entire Third Cabinaccommodation reserved exclusively for stu¬dents, educators and congenial people.Neat, comfortable staterooms. Good table andservice. 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The DailyThursday Morning 1MaroonFebruary 26, 1925 Green Beat Drexel;Miss Talbot ShouldHave Led Cheers at(he Indiana Game.LOCALS ENTERED IN TWO RELAYSGreen Beats Drexel 13 to 10 and Wins Cage TitleBEECHER DEFEATSGREENWOOD HALLFOR SECOND PLACEChampions in Uphill Fight toWin From Off-CampusCage SquadGreen hall’s league leading cagesquad held a final gala performancelast nigh) when it came from behindin the final period of its game withDrexel, second place holder and cham¬pionship aspirants, to end up with a1.1-10 victory. The result gave thecampus hall undisputed possession otthe Interhall title and relegated Drexelto third place behind Beecher, whichran rings around the diminutiveGreenwood cagers for a 24 to 4 win.Although another gatne remains tcbe played next Wednesday, it can haveno effect on the championship, as thetwo leaders ha\e finished their play.By winning last night. Green prevent¬ed a triple tie for first place withBeecher and Drexel which would haveresulted had the latter team won.Barrett and Rymers StarThe two outstanding stars of theevening’s play were Katherine Bar¬rett, Beecher captain, and' Rymers ofthe championship Green team. Bar¬rett hung up eight goals for a totalof sixteen points in the course of theevening, while Rymers, although some¬what erratic at the start, settled downand sank seven shots during thecourse of the evening, making all thepoints garnered by her team.In the Drexel Green title fray theoff campus hall took an earl vlead,which it managed to hold at half tinuby a 7-6 margin, only to lose out bythree points in the final period. Mil¬dred Nordlund of Drexel starred forher team with three goals. Bothteams substituted freely.The Greenwood team never had achance against the taller Beecher ag¬gregation and at the end of the halfwere scoreless, while the victors hadpiled up 19 points. In the final periodCaptain Mattie Bullard managed tosink two goals for Greenwood’s onlypoints, while Beecher managed toscrape tip five more counters.Lineups:Green, 13G. F.Landauer 0 0Rymers 7 oEggebert *. 0 0Riddeck 0 9W. Williams 0 0D. Froyne 0 0E. Williams 0 0Drexel, 10G. KNordlund 3 0Aseman 0 IManor 1 *Davis captain) 0 0Jared 0 0Campbell ..0 0Marlowe • • 0 0 jAllen 0 0Beecher, 24G. F.K. Barrett (captain) 8 0Starr 2 0Heal 2 1M. Gates I 0B. Gates D 0Tepper 0 0Wooding • 0 0E. Barrett 0 0Greenwood, 4G. F.Wallis 0 0Bullard 2 0Loveless ••..0 0Wyant ® ^Frier 0 0Vilas 0 0 INTER-HALL STANDINGHall W. L, Pet.Green 5 0 1000Beecher ..." 4 1Drexel 3 2Greenwood 2 2 .800.600.500Kenwood 1 3 .250Woodlawn 0 .000Kelly 0 3 .000BOWLERS TO STARTFINALS NEXTTUESDAYInter-fraternity bowling wound up itsfinal stages of league play last nightand, with the exception of a tie forsecond place in Gamma league, isready for the start of the inter-leagueplay next Tuesday which will decidethe all-University championship.Six Greek organizations, Phi Psi,Acacia, Phi Sigma Delta, Kappa Sigma,Alpha Sigma Phi, Lambda Chi Alpha,Alpha Tau Omega, and the Romanshave earned the right to participate inthe finals by winning either first or sec¬ond places in their leagues.Two others, Chi Psi and Phi KappaSigma, are tied for second place inGamma league, and some playoff ar-arrangement will have to be made be¬fore one or the other will earn theright to play in the finals.The highest score in any league was173, made bv Alpha Tau Omega in theGamma group. Phi Sigma Delta in theAlpha circuit chalked up 172, and bothKappa Sigma in Alpha and Acacia inDelta made 171. Other scores ran from167 down to minus fifteen, chargedagainst Tau Delta Phi.The closest contest for league honorswas in the Alpha circuit where PhiSigma Delta’s 172 was one point tonmuch for the Kappa Sigs to overcomein last night’s contest. ONWARD MARCH OFCAGE COMPETITORSCONTINUE TONIGHTFour Class A Contests andOne Class B Game OnScheduleThe University’s complex intramu¬ral basketball situation will take an¬other step nearer comprehensible pro¬portions tonight when five games arerun off in Bartlett gymnasium. Fourof the contests are in class A and theother is a class B playoff.The three fraternity semi-finals to¬night are between the Tekes and PsiU’s, Delts and' A T O. and the Dekesand Kappa Nu. All three games are Diamond Athletes TalkPlans at BanquetTomorrowQuestions of eligibility as wellas plans for the coming season willgo up for discussion tomorrownight, when the candidates for the1925 baseball squad meet in an or¬ganization dinner at 6:30 in Hutch¬inson Commons. Among those oflast year's veterans who will at¬tend the banquet are Howell broth¬ers. Cunningham, Price, Brignal,Marks, Weiss, Pierce, Rappaport,Webster, Shimberg, Benton, Gub-bins and Gordon. MCFARLANE, SPENCE, RAViNSCROFTAND CUSACK T9 RUN IN MILE RELAY;RED BOURKE HEADS MEDLEY TEAMLocals Given Good Chance to Win in Mile Event; RussellEntered in High Jump; Bourke May Competein 1500 Meter Pacescheduled on the big court and willstart at 8.45, 9:30 and 10:15 respec¬tively. Tonight’s winners will makeup three of the five teams that willcompete in the finals.Sophomores and Juniors Tie inFirst Ida Noyes Swimming MeetMembers of the Junior and Sophomore swimming squadsfought vainly for a decision in the opener of the womans swimmingmeet series in Ida Noyes tank yesterday. The result was 28 to 28tie between the two classes, with the freshman crowded in one pointbehind. The senior class with 24 points ended fourth and last.The junior class had a slight claim to honors in the meet, takingfirstplaces in three events, while the When seven hundred and fiftythe nation’s leading trackmen gatherat Champaign this Saturday morningto compete in the d'ownstate institu¬tions’ annual relay carnival, eight Uni¬versity of Chicago men will be amongthe competitors to take part in two ofthe four relays and several of the in¬dividual events.The relays in which the locals willtake part are the one mile and themedley. In the former the lineup willprobably be McFarlane, Spence, Rav-enscroft and Cusack, the quartettethat hung up a new conference recordat Northwestern two weeks ago whenthey made the distance in 3:28 1-5.Bourke to Go Mil'eIn the medley Red Bourke is slatedto go the mile, Cusack the 880, whileof McFarlane and Spence will do thequarters. There is still some questionregarding whether the medley teamwill run. If it is decided to withdrawthem Bourke will be entered in the1.500 meter, while Cusack will go intothe 600-yard run. The latter shquldw'in this event if he runs, and Bourke’schances in the 1,500 will be almost asbright, although he will have stiff com¬petition from the flock of 1,500 metermen on the Illinois team.The Varsity’s performance in themile relay at Northwestern makesthem favorites to this relay among theConference teams, but the presence ofthe strong Pennsylvania quartettefrom the East is a strong menace tothe locals. Georgetown, Northwest¬ern, Iowa and Illinois also loom upstrong in this event.other three classes claimed two each.The Junior first places were in the20 yard dash, the 20-yard' ureaststroke, and the crawl for form. Hon¬ors for the fancy diving and sidestroke for form went to the seniors,firsts in the 40-yard dash and 80-yardrelay to the Sophomores and the RedCross life saving (head carry) andpreliminary plunge were won by theFreshman squad.The highest individual score wentto the Sophomore swimmer, MacMur-trie, who took first, second and thirdin three events. Annan and Rawson,swimming for the Frosh ano Seniors,also scored high for their squads.Large Number^ofWinners inAny organization which enters theWinter sport carnival, to be held onMarch 12, will have more chances totake home prizes of one sort or anotherthan in any previous time in the his¬tory of the University. Gold medalsMacs Defeated in HandballContest; Play FinalRound TodayElson and Geissman pulled off thebig upset of the season's handballplay yesterday when they defeatedthe Mac duo, Good man and Sil¬verman, for the non-fraternity hand¬ball championship, 15-21, 21-16, and21-14. As a result of yesterday’smatch they will meet Koerber andCurtain, Sigma Nu representatives,today, for the University champion¬ship.Advance dope favors the SigmaNu team to win today, since theyhave shown more consistent playthan their adversaries throughoutthe season. In addition to the cham¬pionship games today. Kappa Nu willmeet the mac team in a consolationgame for third place. Prizes Go toWinter Carnivalwill go to winners in all events, withcups to organization winners.In the wrestling division, six goldand six silver medals are to be award¬ed to the winners, and runners-up >'neach weight. In track events, gold, sil¬ver, and bronze awards will accrue towinners of first, second and third plac¬es, respectively, with the special provi¬sion that in the relay, medals will goto each member of the placing teams.Cups will be presented to the organi¬zations winning the greatest number ofpoints in the entire carnival. The teamwinner will get an eighteen-inch cup,with smaller cups for second and thirdplaces. Cups will also go to winnersof the first three places.Eligibility rules for the carnival an¬nounced last night by Manager PaulCullom, allow all students in the Uni¬versity to enter, provided they havenever won points for the Varsity ininter-collegiate competition. Freshmennumeral men will not be permitted tocompete, but green-shirt men who havenot received numerals are eligible.Woodworth’s Bargain BookTable of 1924 Fiction at $1.00Enables You To Purchase Someof the Best Books of the Year atHalf the Original Price.McAnany & FinniganPRESCRIPTION DRUGGISTSCor. 55th and Woodlawn Ave.Drugs. Cigars, and Cigarettes: Perfumes. Toilet Articles andParker, Waterman and Conklin Pens —»Smokerswho useSquibb’sD 1entaCreammade with Squibb’s Milk of Mag¬nesia, find these definite advan¬tages in this effective dentifrice:it sweetens the breath and removesany “tobaccoey” after-taste; itsoothes and refreshes mouth tis¬sues. It also does more to preventAcid Decay and Pyorrhea at TheDanger Line, where gums jointeeth, than any other dental cream.Millions demand-—Sqjjibb’sDental CreamMade with Squibb’s Mi/k of Magnesia0 1W5 HUSK 0’HAREFor ThatNext DanceHarrisonSONGPUNCHSPECIAL KATESMONDAY AND WEDNESDAYShampooing . 50cWaving . 50cTHE JONES BEAUTYSHOPPE1373 E. Both St.Hyde Park 6941Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1925FABLESOnce there was—A Freshman who wasn’t going Eastto school at the end of the first year.A fraternity man who left his carin from of the house unlocked.A Phi Bete who admitted that hestudied.A pretty girl who didn’t know it.A Delt who got three A’s.Yep!Dear All-in,Tomorrow today will he yesterday.There’s nothing funny about that.Is there?So, of course, you’ll put it in theWhistle.—Sylvia. a quotation from the Bible (his serv¬ants idolized him) and dispatched him,with a wide charity that could excludenone, to admit the cat which had beencrying at his door through most ofthe night.At breakfast he met his daughter,in whom all virtue was united. Thebloom of the rose and the white ofthe lily were suffused by the refresh¬ing delightfulness of innocence. Herhigh-mindedness and intelligence, witha pleasant but not offensive vivacit.made her the loveliest of her sex.Gazing, not boldly but with evidentdelight, on the serene countenance ofher father, she curtesied and inquiredwith maidenly dignity, “Do you goabroad today?”“I think I’ll wander by the brooktoday, ponder on the beauty of na¬ ture, and contemplate on the virtuouslives of the fishes.” (The good knignicould not bear to torment any ofGod’s creatures, and never fished.)(To be continued, maybe)Eds.—This is part of a novel some-You Mean, What’s in a Name?Dear All-in,If I know anything about musicalshows, “Kaiti from Haiti” will bescened in Alaska and Kaiti will be Dr.Adolpbus Kaiti of Nome University.—The Lyre. CI.ASS1FIED ADS<♦ ■ ■ ■■—.;♦ ' - iWANTED—Students to make sur¬vey in Chicago. House to housework, but no selling. Payment, $2per initialed report of interview.Telephone Main 3675. Mr. Bersie.Campus Notables Give Our Corre¬spondent Data on Thrift, in an At¬tempt to Instruct Our Readers Howto Conserve Their Money.John Van Zant—I find that when mshirt gets a hole in it that it helps alot to wear it inside out.Bob Korber—I was told when a boythat a dime is a tenth of a dollar and Jhave never forgotten it.Esther Harding—When T get tired }of a dress I do not throw it away, asmost girls do, but give it to some de¬serving family.—Cecil Borrows.Sweetness in Life(Dedicated to Dr. Wilt)As the kindly sun cast its first ray-over the green earth, Sir MamalerteWighte rose, greatly refreshed, from!his virtuous bed. 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