Vol. 24 No. 68 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 3, 1925 Price 5 CentsFRIENDSHIP DRIVEPASSES HUNDREDNARK FIRST DAY Tuxedo and Pumps Is Costume ofUniversity Firemen and RescuersMiss Bredin Speaks in Fresh¬man Chapel; DowntownCollege DonatesA joint meeting of all StudentFriendship committees will be heldtoday at 3:^0 in Cobb 208.At the end of the first day of theStudent Friendship drive a total ofmore than two hundred dollars hadbeen collected from contributions o:the freshman class, the UniversityHigh school, and the University col¬lege.In freshman chapel yesterday morn¬ing a sum of seventy-eight dollars wascontributed towards the benefit offoreign students in other countries.Miss Elizabeth Bredin, formerly astudent in the University, gave a shorttalk.U-High Surpasses FroshAt the assembly of the students oiUniversity High school Monday isomewhat larger sum was donated tothe cause. Mr. E. H. Mayes, treasurerof the Student Friendship fund, gavethem a speech on the same lines asthe one deli\ered to the freshmen.Incomplete reports from the Uni¬versity college show somewhat overtwenty-five dollars given.Miss Elizabeth Bredin, CentralArea Director, opened the NationalStudent Friendship Drive in chapelyesterday with a talk on student con¬ditions in Russia. Miss Bredin spokein detail of the pitiful condition ofstudents in the Russian universities.“There is only about one book forevery twenty-five students,” she stat¬ed, “and the few there are have to becopied and rccopied annually by the,students."Depends on Her Students•‘The students of Russia realize thatthe future of their country rests withthem,” Miss Bredin explained, “andthey are making every possible effortto secure an education so as to beprepared for the work ahead of themin restoring their government to theircountry.“But they are also in actual needof the physical necessities of life,” shesaid. “One can not buy an overcoatin Russia, except at a price prohibi¬tive to students.”Today’s talk will be given by L.II Mayes, local treasurer of the drive,and Wednesday Glenn Harding, agraduate student, will speak . One ofthe two will repeat his talk in chapelThursday. A new use for Proms was discov¬ered last Saturday morning. Return¬ing from the Frosh-Soph Prom at theHyde Park Hotel,' University studentsfound themselves just in time to res¬cue victims of a burning building andserve them with refreshments.James Flexner, a freshman, wholives across the street from the de¬stroyed building, was soon serving thefiremen with hot coffee. He was for¬mally dressed and the crowd believedhe was a waiter by profession.At two-thirty four students, Rob¬ert Hilton, Earl English, Watson Ger-ger and Dodge Simon, were walkingnorth on Blackstone Ave., from theDel Prado Hotel. They found thefour-storv apartment building at 5832-34 in flames. After sending in thealarm they began rescuing women and children. All the while they were intux and patent leather shoes.When the ambulance arrived theyloaded in the dead and then continuedto help Dr. Black to rescue more.As the fire spread and special callswere sent out for more fire apparatus,a crowd of considerable dimensionsgathered, among whom were prome-naders.The fire endangered the Delta Up-sijon house and the Lambda Chi Al¬pha house, which necessitated some ofthe brothers climbing up on the rootto do some formal firefighting.“The fire took a toll of six lives asit was,” said a member of the Under¬graduate council, “but it might havecaused a still greater loss of life hadthese students not been returning fromthe Prom.”JUNIORS GET THEIRTHEATER TICKETSThe Executive Council of theJunior Class will meet today at 3:30in Classics 13. FROSH-SOPH PROMMAKES NO PROFITBall Social Success, Opinionof ExecutivesTickets for the Junior Class theaterparty to “Parasites” at the PrincessFriday night will be on sale todayfrom 1:00 to 3:30 at the Informationoffice. Fred Hanschy and WalterSchaefer, have charge of the ticketsales there. The best seats in severalof the front rows of the balcony havebeen obtained and will be sold for onedollar and seventy-five cents each.In chapel Wednesday, tickets willbe sold at the back of the hall, andthey will later be placed on sale bothat the Reynolds club and at IdaNoyes hall.Native Spaniards toAdd Color toFiestaDO WOMEN PREFERDORIS BLAKETO NEWS?Ohio State men have it all over thewomen students in reading first pagenews. Perhaps this is due to the factthat the women si>eiul too much time inreading fashion notes and love advice,according to the “Ohio State Lantern.”At any rate an examination held re¬cently in a political science class showedthat a higher percentage of men thanwomen gave the correct answer to thequestion: “In what connection have thefollowing names appeared in the -news¬papers dyring the past week or so?"The identity of Paavo Nurmi was givenas the leader in the Fascisti in Italy, andas a gentleman who is visiting in thiscountry on behalf of the Italian inter¬ests.Gerald Chapman, notorious bandit andtrain robber, was identified with the gov¬ernment ownership of utilities, the twen¬tieth amendment and as having figuredin a recent suit for divorce.Mrs. Nellie B. Ross was described asthe woman who wore mourningwhen she was inaugerated to some sortof office and several said she was thefirst governor to take the oath with ahat on. Most of the class said she wasconnected with some sort of reformmovement in the country.Charles E. Hughes was described asa justice who had recently resigned fromthe supreme court, and Leon Trotzky asthe president of Russia. Spanish performers in full native cos¬tume, dancing the tango, will lie amongthe entertainers at the Fiesta to be heldSaturday at 8 in the theatre of IdaNoyes hall under the auspices of ElCirculo Espdnal. Bill Hahn’s orchestrawill furnish the music for dancing,which will follow the formal entertain¬ment. The whole affair will take placein the court of the queen. Malicl Staud-iuger, who has been elected to this posi¬tion, has chosen six ladies in waitingto attend her.The liall room will be decorated inyellow and red. tine colors of Spain, inimitation of a true Spanish fiesta. Thequeen will lie dressed in rolies of white,bordered with royal purple, and liefladies will lie dressed in white. Twopages and a herald dressed in clothes ofbright colors will attend her. She willlead the grand march and the dancing tofollow.Spaniards from other organizationsand cubs inn Oiicago are expected toattend, according to Yolanda Simiz, whohas charge of the ticket sales. “Thepresence of native Spaniards will be oigreat interest to the student,” she said,‘‘both because of the opportunity ofstudying their pronounciation and thenovelty of their costumes. The Mexi¬can consul has promised to lie presentif he is in the lity. Financially the freshman-sophomorej prom was not successful, according to! Wendell Bennett, chairman of the ticketi sales committee. Enough money wasj taken to insure the paying of all out-< standing hills but there will lie no profitj with which to finance future mixers andj parties.Expenses, including the cost of theballroom, orchestra, refreshments, dec¬orations and the miniature paper distrib¬uted at the prom amounted to $319.50.Total receipts from the sale of ticketswas $352.00, leaving a-surplus of $32.00to be divided between the, two classes.Ft is the opinion of the combined coun¬cils that the prom was a success sociallyand that in as much as it was not afinancial venture the effort expended waswell worth the while.“In order to finance future mixers itwill he necessary to collect the maxi¬mum of class dues,” James Bly, treas¬urer of the sophomore class said. Soph¬omore executives will sell class ticketstoday jn chapel to all students who neg-ected to buy their pastelx^rds last Tuesday. Because of the financial failure ofthe prom, Bly urges all sophomores tobuy their tickets immediately.PHOENIX DEADLINE SETFOR FEB. 7; PROMFEATUREDStudent Run DownBy Speeding AutoGordon Fauley, student of the Uni¬versity and resident of Hitchcock hall,suffered a fractured leg Sunday nightas a result of being run down by anautomobile while coming from the63rd Street suburban station. He wasrushed to the Illinois Central hospitaland is now under the attention of Dr.Herschel, who reports that his condi¬tion is better.Fauley was rendered unconsciouswhen struck by the car and did notregain consciousness until doctors andnurses had worked over him for twohours. X rays showed that there wereno serious injuries about the head. The deadline for copy in the Feb¬ruary issue of The Phoenix has beenannounced as Feb. 7, according toLeslie Baird, editor.“The reason for this early date,”said the editor,” is that the Febuarynumber will tend toward Prom sub¬jects and will appear on the campusthe 19th of February.”Prom subjects will predominate inthis number and may be handed toany member of the staff in thePhoenix office in Ellis hall or sentto Box 97, Faculty Exchange.“The number of contributors on thecampus have been too few,” Baird said,“and although The Phoenix has not al¬ways been successful as an all-Univer-sity publication, the editors are endeav¬oring to choose contributions from asmany campus scribes as possible.”Jokes are especially in demand, to¬gether with poems, sentimental, humer-ous or both, and short squibs alxmtProm personalities and sidelights. Draw¬ings and sketches should carry a Promflavor and feature prom scenes.SIGMA PLEDGESSigma announces the pledging ofHelen Palmer of Oak Park, SarahBillingslea and Mabel Billingslea ofChicago.NOTICE!All members of Kedu-Remthetare requested to be present at i2:10in Ellis 2 to be photographed forthe Cap and Gown of 1925.George Snider, Sec’y._______ MISS LARRIMORETO BE GUEST OFHASKA1AH FRIDAYStar of “Parasites” and of“Nice People” to MakeFirst Visit to CampusFrancine Larrimore, star of “Para¬sites,” now playing at the Princess the¬atre , and of “Nice People,” which en¬joyed a long run here two y_*ars ago, hasaccepted an invitation to visit the Has-kalah club meeting Friday at 4 in thesouth lounge of the Reynolds club.Miss Larrimore, in an interview, saidthat she would be more than glad tovisit the L Diversity as she had never be¬fore had the opportunity to see it. Shealso requested not to lie urged to speak,as in broad daylight and without theprotection of footlights she would feelalmost a nonentity and would undoubt¬edly stutter.“I visited a seminary in Boston sev¬eral years ago to talk to the youngwomen. \\ hen 1 arrived, I noticed oneman in the audience of alxiut one hun¬dred women. I had planned to tell thesestudents some rather personal things andtherefore 1 decided that he did not be¬long, regardless of the fact that he wastaking pictures; so I made a sjiecialeffort to give him the most uncomfort¬able afternoon lie had ever had. Theseyoung frolicking women were in an up¬roar throughout the entire talk, hut theman fidgeted and I doubt whether hewill ever try that trick again. I hope(Continued on page 2)Explaining WhatJunior HasIn MindWhen your baby takes your 48-jcwel Elgin to pieces, do not repri¬mand him, but take him out to thegarage and give him the Cadillac toexperiment with. For he is trainingto become a future Edison, says D\Joseph Raycroft, physical director ofPrinceton University, who has, of Icourse, had much experience withchildren. ,Play is a child's serious work, saysDr. Raycroft. If welfare workerswish to make folks healthier and morehonest, they should learn to play withchildren who are work.(Continued on page 2) W. A. A. HOLDS ICECARNIVAL THURSDAYThe Ice Carnival, sponsored by W. A.A., will he held Thursday night at 7 onWoodlawn field, north of Ida Noyeshall. The invitations to skate have notbeen confined to W. A. A. membersalone; all University students have beenrequested to attend and if skating doesnot appeal to some, the foyer of IdaNoyes hall may be used for dancingduring the entire evening. The Univer¬sity hand, which has been engaged toplay for two hours, from 7 to 9, willfurnish the music.A monstrous bonfire, which will bekindled before the guests arrive, will il¬lumine the entire field and warm thechilly skaters. Red hots, coffee, andHershey bars will be served, and sev¬eral specialties have been arranged bythe committee in charge. “This is thefirst event of its kind that W. A. A.has ever undertaken,” said MargaretBrieu, chairman, “and of course we wantit to be a success.”Tickets are on sale today or tomor¬row for twenty-five cents by M iss Brieu,or they may he bought at the CarnivalThursday.“We feel sure that weather will re¬main cold enough for a real freeze."said Elizabetah Barrett, president of theorganization, “so that there will lx> nopossibility of another postponement."EX-CONVICT wmSPEAK AT FORUMLaw and Order To BeSubject of DiscussionJohn Loughntan, an ex-convict, willspeak to the Freshman Forum nextMonday on the subject Law and Or¬der. Mr. Loughman is reported tobe one of the most able orators ofthe times and will attract studentsinterested in Political Science.John Keracber defended tne ques¬tion “Resolved that Proletariat Dic¬tatorship Will Be Necessary for theUnited States,” at the meeting of theForum yesterday. Mr. Keracbersaid that a proletariate dictatorshipfor the United States will necessarilyevolve as it has in the eases of mostnations.Cites Italy, FinlandHe cited Italy and Finland. Sucha dictatorship has never been exper¬imented with in this country and thatis the reason that most persons con¬tend that it would not be successful.The present school system he con¬demned as a head-making industryand unpractical.Tekes Lead in ScholasticStanding With B- GradeTau Kappa Epsilon led the other fraternities in scholastic record last quar¬ter with a grade of B—, according to the report used by the recorder’s officeyesterday. The other fraternities followed with grades of C, and three ofthem down at the end of the list5 with C—.Following is the record of the fraternities:Fraternity Rank Grade Grade pt s. per Mj. taken Members PledgesM embers Pladges All graded graded eligibleTau Kappa Epsilon... ,. 1 B— 3.717 2.9 3.52o 33 7 4Tau Sigma Omicron . . 2 c 2.828 3.047 2.906 13 7 7Acacia .. 3 c 3.351 2.444 2.904 3 6 5Delta Sigma Phi.... .. 4 c 2.920 2.875 2.903 23 14 8Delta Chi .. 5 c 2.851 2.722 2.809 13 6 3Tau Delta Phi .. 6 c 2.754 2.866 2.791 10 5 5Beta Theta Pi .. 7 • c 2.945 2.472 2.767 16 9 5Alpha Epsilon Pi... .. 8 c 3.069 2.352 2.753 7 6 4Kappa Sigma .. 9 c. 2.781 2.577 2.737 16 11 7Alpha Sigma Phi... ..10 f & 2.535 2.980 2.705 14 10 5Pi Lamlxla Phi .... ..11 c 3. 2.434 2.694 6 8 6Phi Delta Theta.... ..12 'C 3.558 1.981 2.680 7 9 6Kappa Nu ..13 c 2.72 2.428 2.679 15 3 2Zeta Beta Tau ..14 c 2.479 2.958 2.688 8 4 3Phi Beta Delta ..15 c 2.884 2.333 2.638 1 9 7 6Alpha Delta Phi.... ..16 • C 2.366 2.987 2.533 30 13 13psi Upsilon ..17 c 2.519 2.380 2.485 21 7 3Phi Pi hi ..18 c 2.407 2.705 2.478 18 7 3Phi Gamma Delta .. ..19 c 2.407 2.484 2.436 18 11 9Delta Upsilon ..20 c 2.378 2.462 2.411 14 9 5Sigma Alpha Epsilon..21 c 2.453 2.296 2.392 15 9 7Chi Psi .22 c 2.11 2.75 2.339 16 9 7Phi Kappa Psi ..23 c 2.276 2.379 2.309 19 10 7Delta Kappa Epsilon ..24 C 1.979 2.846 2.268 16 9 5Phi Kappa Sigma... ..25 C 2.058 2.375 2.193 15 11 6Lambda Chi Alpha.. ..26 e 2.219 1.865 2.126 24 9 4Kappa Alpha Psi ... ..27 c 1.807 4. 2.034 9 1 1Sigma Nu ..28 c 1.91 2.18 2.028 8 8 1Phi Sigma Delta.... •49 2.260 1.770 2.010 8 8 1Alpha Tau Omega.. . vfffl ~ c- 2.017 1.698 1.917 20 9 4Delta Tau Delta.... ..31 c— 1.909 1.976 1.938 10 7 4Sigma Chi ..32 c- 1.747 2.230 1.851 17 5 2 "EVERY STUDENTA CLUB MEMBER”IS NEW SLOGANIdea to Make Students LessLonely Backed ByCouncilFormulation of a policy wherebyevery student on campus will belongto some form of club or organizationand in that way take part in someform of school activity and form closecampus association and friendship wasadvocated hv the Undergraduate coun¬cil in its February meeting yesterday.The idea was sponsored by DeanErnest Hatch Wlikins on the theorythat “there is too much loneliness oncampus.” “Manystudents,” he said,“have not the time, or for other rea¬sons, do not join fraternities or wo¬men’s clubs. By joining some smallorganization, like Phi Sigma, or theRifle club, they will be enabled towiden their circle of friendships. Theobject of putting the matter in thehands of the Undergraduate council isthat a knowledge of what clubs areopen to membership may be given thestudents concerned.”Question 65 ClubsJohn Abrahams has been put incharge of the campaign. A question¬naire has been sent to 65 campus or¬ganizations whose membership list isnot restricted like fraternities. Theblank elicits this information:Name of organization? Purpose?Membership open to whom? Name otpresident? Date of meeting?“When the questionnaires have beenreturned the information which theycontain will he tabulated and thenmade accessible to students, with theobject of giving each student an op-oprtunitv to line himself up with someorganization,” ?>aid Abrahams. “Aweek in chapel, in the very near fu¬ture, will he devoted to dispensingthis infeffmation and handing out cardswith the information gathered onthem.”Many clubs have indicated their de¬sire to co-operate and others will belined up immediately to sound theirviews on the matter, Abrahams said.DEAN MATHEWS WILLSPEAK TONIGHTIN HARPERDean Shailer Mathews of the Di¬vinity school will deliver the first ofhis series of lectures entitled “Jesusand the Social Gospel" tonight at 7:45in the assembly hall of Harper Me¬morial library. This scries will begiven for the Winter quarter of theExtension Courses in Religion andLeadership Classes of the DivinitySchool in the University, and will con¬sist of six individual lectures to begiven on successive Tuesday eveningsduring the quarter. The topics anddates of the individual lectures are asfollows:February 3—“The RevolutionaryBackground of Jesus’ Teaching.”February l(K-“The Gospel of GoodWill.”February 17—“The Gospel of Indi¬viduality.”February 24—“The Gospel and theFamily.”March 3.—“The Gospel and theEconomic Life.”March 10—“The Gospel and SocialReconstruction.”Following these lectures at 8:15each evening two classes will be con¬ducted, one by Prof. G. B. Smith; theother by Prof. Davis Edwards. Prof.Smith’s general subject will be “WhatEvery Christian Should Know AboutScience.” His topics will be as fol¬lows:February. 3—The Message of theHeavens: Astronomy.February 10—The Evolution of OurEarth: Geology.February 17—The Invisible Formsof the Physical World: Physics.February 24 — The Evolution ofLife: Biology.March 3—Health and Vigor: Med¬ical Science.March 10—Wholesome Living: TheNew Psychology.Prof. Edwards’ class will deal withDramatization and Pageantry.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 3, 1925fllfrg lail.q iiaroonThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Sunday andMonday during the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters by The Daily MaroonCompany.Entered as second class mall at the Chi¬cago Postofflce, Chicago, Illinois, March13. 1906, under the act of March 3, 1873.Offices Ellis 1Telephones:Editorial Office Midway 0800Business Office Fairfax 5522Member ofThe Western Conference Press AssociationEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTW. L. River Managing EditorAllen Heald News EditorMilton Kauffman News EditorVictor Wisner News EditorAbner H. Berezniak Day EditorDeemer Lee Day EditorReese Price Day EditorWalter Williamson Day EditorWeir Mallory Women’s EditorGertrude Bromberg Asst. EditorLois Gillanders Asst. EditorMarjorie Cooper Soph. EditorRuth Daniels Soph. EditorFrances Wakeley Soph. EditorJeanette Stout Asst. Sports EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTilerbcrt C. DeYoung... .Business ManagerEdward Bezazian Asst. Business Mgr.Thomas R. Mulroy. .Advertising ManagerLeland Neff Circulation ManagerEthan Granquist AuditorSidney Collins Office ManagerDudley Emerson ....Distribution ManagerThomas Field Local Copy ManagerEliot Fulton Promotion ManagerPhilip Kaus Subscription ManagerMilton Kreines and Jerome Zigmor.d....Downtown Copy ManagersJack Pincus Service ManagerMyron Weil Merchandise ManagerTUESDAY, FEBRUARY 3, 1925 BY THE WAYThis column is conducted for thepurpose of creating and stimulat¬ing interest of the student body inthe history of the campus and Uni¬versity as a whole. Contributionsof persons desirous of having someparticular phase of the history ofthe University treated will be dis¬cussed from day to day. ENGLISH PROF. WILLDIRECT MELODRAMAOF LAST CENTURY EXPLAINING WHAT JUNIORHAS IN MINDLIBERALS CONTINUESESSIONS; 200 JOINDISCUSSION CROWDSSessions of the Institute of LiberalThought, sponsored by the Liberal club,had an attendance of two hundred per¬sons each. The afternoon session, thethird of the series, included a discus¬sion of "Liberalism in Industry.”David Ziskind. leader of the discus¬sion, synthesized the opinion of themeeting in part as follows:Liberals in modern industry fall intotwo classes, the reformers and the rev¬olutionists. As examples of the formergroup, Rockefeller, Filene and the En¬glish Quaker capitalist, Roundtree, standout. They represent the progressiveemployer who wants to repair the pres¬ent system without demolishing it. Lib¬eral politicians like La Follette belongto the same section.The revolutionists, Mr. Ziskind said,base their philosophy on class conflict.It was the general opinion of those at¬tending the meeting that this is true ofI. W. W.’s, communists, and all exalt-ers of the proletariate.John Fitzpatrick, who was announcedas the speaker at last night’s sq&*ion onthe subject, "Labor Problems in Chi¬cago," was unable to come to the meet¬ing.The next sessions will be a discussionof the "Relationship of Liberalism andPhilosophy,” led by Peter Roest, todayat 4:30 in Harper Assembly room, anda speech by Rabbi Louis Mann on ‘‘Com¬parative Religions to night at 8 inKent theatre.Mr. Scott Nearing, internationally-known leader of radical thought, willaddress the session tomorrow night.Zoo Rated High asNickname InspirationWhen the zoo gives out, what will theschools do for nickname inspirations?The students of the Pittsburg StateTeachers college voted in an assemblylast week that hereafter their mascotwill he the gorilla. This choice was thesuggestion of the men's pep club whohave been known by that jungle namefor the last four years.The college teams will be known as"The Gorrillas” in the future, whichwill add one more to the list of mascotsin the big colleges. Among others arethe Wisconsin "Badgers,” the Missouri"Bears,” and Princeton “Tigers.” QUESTIONS1. Who rings the chimes in Mitch¬ell Tower each evening?—Sara Nader.2. What is the history of the Uni¬versity’s big base drum? —W. M.3. How did the University’s coat-of arms originate?—Gigham Girl.4. Is it true that Mitchell Towerwas modeled after an Oxford build-in? —Car Pet.5. Why do the chimes ring at tenminutes after five each evening?—Bell A. Dona.ANSWERS1. Paul Keller rings them, SarahFor further information, interview theLambda Chi Alpha house.2. After two months of waiting andwatching, a hide of sufficient dimen¬sions was discovered at the stockyards for the construction of the big¬gest drum in the conference. Beatingthe size of Purdue’s mammoth drumby a fe winches, Chicago’s huge mu¬sical period has piicptuated StaggField for three football seasons. CariDimond Greenleaf, an alumna of theUniversity and president of the ConnInstrument Manufacturig Company,was the donor. The drum measuresseven feet, one inch in diameter. Thedrum was lost once and the hand wasminus its most faithful time heaterduring one of the games. Throughsoms mysterious circumstances, it wasfound hiding in the President's barn.It ought to be a pretty proud drumwith all this experience, don't youthink, W. M.?3. A heraldic expert, Pierre deChaignon la Rose, proposed thecharges of the shield which were re¬arranged by a London designer. Atthe bottom of the shield were fieryred and yellow flames, from out ofwhich the fabled phoenix rose. Allthis was on a white background. Theupper quarter of the shield had a redground on which was an open bookinscribed with the motto of the Unisity. Does that answer it, GinghamGirl?4. Yes. Car Pet, it was modeledafter the famous Magdalen Tower oiOxford.j 5. Well. Bell A. Dona, the customlooks hack to the “Old Man” for itsinspiration. Perhaps his letter willexplain it all a little better:“It is with the greatest pleasure andsatisfaction that I herewith send youa check for $1,000 as a gift to the Uni¬versity. It was just a year ago, dur¬ing my sickness, you will remember,that the thought of making this giftcame to me. . . . My mind went backto my own college days at Yale. Thesweet chimes of Battell Chapel hadalways been an inspiration to me. . . .The thought came to me and filled mewith the deepest satisfaction, ‘Whynot have a good-night chime for ourown athletes—to let the sweet cadencehave a last word with them beforethey fall asleep; to sepak to them oflove and loyalty and sacrifice for theirUniversity and of hope and inspira¬tion and endeavor for the morrow-’Whenever, therefore, the Alice Freeman Palmer chimes are installed, itwould be my wish to have a specialcadence rung for our athletes who arein training—perhaps five to ten min¬utes after the regular chimes at teno’clock.”WAYFARER. Howard Mumford Jones, assistantProfessor of English, will be directorin charge of a reproduction of one ofthe classics of the American Stageas it was staged on its opening nightin the early 40’s. The play will be“Fashionor Life in New York,” writ¬ten by Anna Gora Mowatt in 1840. Itis to l^e staged on Thursday and Fri¬day of this week at the Hull Housetheatre.The members of the North ShoreTheatre Guild, one of the various lit¬tle-theatre groups in Chicago, willmake up the players and singers. Theplay has been running for a week onthe north shore, where the music con¬stitutes one of the hits of the per¬formance.All of the original features of itsfirst production, including the old ab¬surd asides, the stage business, andthe confession at the end of the fifthact, will be faithfully preserved. Thescenery together with all of the tradi¬tion of the play will be kept also inthis reproduction.Another feature of the performanceis the songs interspersed between theacts. Such sentimental classics as“Lily Dale” and “Oh Susannah” aresung by the cast before the curtain tothe accompaniment of an orchestra incommon. The Hull House Theatre islocated at Polk and Halsted where allproceeds of the two performances willbe given to the Laura Dainty Pel¬ham memorial fund. (Continued from page 1)When baby grabs a rattle and startsto shake it vociferously, don’t inter¬rupt him by any means, even thoughit may be a terrible strain on yournerves. Who knows but that he ispracticing for a career as a directoro fsome great orchestra? It is saidthat Frederic Stock’s parents used tohave to pad his rattle to keep thepeace with the neighbors, becauseyoung Frederic was so conscientiousabout getting his twenty-four hours’practice in every day.Perhaps it may not be very conveni¬ent to let baby do his vocal exercisesin the middle of the night, but doubt¬less he has visions of startling theworld as a Caruso or a Clarence Dar-row. A few rounds of applause interspersed at intervals are certain toencourage the embryonic genius togreater efforts, but, in any event, donot hinder him in his work.And so college profs who are in¬clined to interrupt students at playduring lectures can learn from thewise advise of Dr. Raycroft that bydoing so they are thwarting the de¬velopment of embryonic genius intheir youthful charges.THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes — Fountain Ser 'ingTel. H. Park 0761Cor. Ellis Ave. and 55th StMISS LARRIMORE TO BEGUEST OF HASKALAH FRIDAY(Continued from page 1)that this little anecdote will not frightenthe men students away, however, as Irealize that I am going to visit a coeducational college.”Miss Larrimore is remembered bymany persons in the role of the daugh¬ter in “Nice People." In "Parasites”we see her as a young society womanwho has lost her fortune and is borrow¬ing ten pounds a day to back a not veryexpert game of bridge as well as a weeksocial position.Rubber Band, the orchestra which hasproved sq successful at other meetingsof Haskalah, according to Ben Zatz,president, has again been contracted toplay for the dancing. "This meetingwill be the first all-campus get-togetherthat the organization has sponsored thisquarter. We would like to have allUniversity students come and enjoy theafternoon with us,” said Zatz, "but wewant especially to impress it on all thatthe meeting will start promptly at 4.”SALESMEN WANTEDPleasant part time employmentfor students who desire an inde¬pendent income. 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Reward if returned to 5540 Wood-lawn.ROGERS — KENNEDY SHOP .PHONE MIDWAY 3081 1120 East 55th StreetMarcelling ManicuringShampooingEuropean ToursFor College Men and WomenSUMMER 1925*4 Days$395 and upCollege credit up to 8 hoursif desiredFor full particulara addressNEW YORK UNIVERSITYTours DivisionSIS Bast list Strsst Nsw York ADVERTISERS:If you have a needGive the students a leadThru theTHE DAILY MAROONCLASSIFIED ADSEllis Hall Fairfax 5522You have missed something goodif you have not had someCHEESE MUFFat theGOODRICH SHOP1369 Eut 57th St.Sandwiches — Hot Drinks—SodasIce Cream—Popcorn—NutsCandies The data for these answers was ob¬tained from Goodspeed’s “History ofthe University of Chicago,” a bookloaned through the courtesy of theUniversity of Chicago book store. For Real Fountain PenSatisfaction, UseSANFORD'SV FOUNTAIN PEN INE"The Ink that Made theFountain Pen Possible”Buy It AtWoodworth’* Book StoreTHE NORTH SHORE SOCIETY ORCHESTRATHE UTMOST IN MODERN DANCE MUSICAt Your ServiceR. D. CLOUGHER, Manager Phone GRACELAND 8173McAnany & FinniganPRESCRIPTION DRUGGISTSCor. bbth and Woodlawn Ave.Drugs, Cigars, and Cigarettes; Perfumes, Toilet Articles andParker, Waterman and Conklin Pens ‘ * il'j*’' *: • . - ' J,&-“SPIKE” HAMILTON AND HIS BARBARY COASTORCHESTRA OF THE OPERA CLUBSupply the Inspiration for the .Tuesday Evening Dance Affairsat theHYDE PARK HOTELThe Really Smart Place to DanceInformal.j It. Three Dollars per CoupleVr ' * } IT"*.* v, . .A js ,■jzzmL:THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 3, 1925 Page ThreeGOPHERS SINKMAROON HOPESIN SWIM MEETTwo New Records AsMinnesota Wins48V2 to 19V2Last week the Maroon swimmingteam, just recovering from a defeat inthe last meet, was downed by the strongswimmers from Minnesota by the scoreoi'48l/2 to \9l/2. The new records wereset by the Minnesota swimmers in thebreast stroke and the back stroke. Dorfoutpointed Bird and Fortier of Minne¬sota who were first and second respec¬tively in the Conference last year. Noyesalso scored points for the team by win¬ning easily the 100-yard swim.Fancy, the Gopher breast-stroke manwho represented the I. A. C. in theOlympic games last year, won this eventand set the new record of 2:37 3-5 forthe 2*H)-yard swim.In the relay, the Minnesota teambarely touched out Chicago. A new un¬official record was set by Hill of Min¬nesota in the 150-yard back-stroke event.His time was 1 :48 2-5.Next Saturday at 2:30 the Maroonteam will meet Iowa in what promisesto l>e an exciting meet. The first con¬ference water hasketl>all game will lieplayed with this school.Below is the summary of events:150-yard relay—Won by Minnesota.Time, 1:22 5-10.Fancy diving—Won by Dorf, Chicago;Bir and Fortier, Minnesota, second andthird.40-yard dash—Won by Richter, Min¬nesota; Noyes, Chicago, second; Craig,Minnesota, third.200-yard breast-stroke—Won by Far-icy, Minnesota; Harkins, Chicago, sec¬ond; Bessimer, Minnesota, and Diamond,Chicago, tied for third.220-yard swim—Won by Cooly, Min¬nesota; Bjornberg, Minnesoota, second;Greenberg, Chicago, third.Plunge for distance—Won by Nut¬ting, Minnesota, Williams^ Minnesota,second; Atwood, Chticago.third.150-yard hack-stroke—Won by HillMinnesota; Mahacheck, Minnesota, sec¬ond; Markley, Chicago, third.100-yard dash—Won by Noyes, Chi¬cago; Newhouse Minnesota, second;Craig, Minnesota, third.Maroon Wrestler*Improve for MeetCoach Vorres expects the wrest¬ling team to make much better show¬ing in the next meet with Indiana,Feb. 14, than they have in the pre¬ceding contests. In the last meet,which was with Illinois, the wrestlingwas very exciting, although the scorewas one-3ided. The Maroons lostmore from the psychological effect ofthe cheering of the 3,000 Illinoisfans than from the efforts of theIllinois team.The heavyweight position hasnot been definitely assigned to anyman as yet, Wolff wrestling heavy¬weight in the Wisconsin meet, Em-rich in the Ohio meet, and Davis,who only weighs 150 pounds, in theIllinois contest.G. O’Brien has been doing goodwork in the 137 pound class, and inor.e meet he vwrestled in the 160pound class. Wain and Hamiltonhave also been showing up well inthe middle heavyweights.SPECIAL RATESMONDAY AND WEDNESDAYShampooingWnvlngTHE JONES BEAUTYSHOPPE1373 E. 05th St.Hyde Park 6941RENT A CARDrive It Yourself HIGH LIGHTS OF LASTNIGHT’S PLAYClass A ScoresMaroons vs. Blues—29-10.Macs vs. Reds—27-9.Romans vs. Whites to Romans byforfeit.Class B ScoresReds vs. Whites—Double forfeit.Romans vs. Blues—Romans by forfeitGraduateDivinity vs. School of Ed.—22-15.The Macs showed their teamworkagain last night taking an easy gamefrom the Reds. “Red’’ Crane and FredAnderson were the most consistentscorers; “Red” dropping five baskets andFred four and a foul throw.The Maroons were the surprise of theevening, taking a fast game from theBlues. Morrison was high man in thescoring for the Maroons with 11 points.Goodman did the Blues with three bask¬ets for 6 points.The Graduate League game was byfar the tightest game of the evening.Excellent teamwork was shown by bothteams but was a little smoother in theDivinity team for the first half. Thesecond half was as nearly even as pos¬sible for^two teams to lie. Merrimanof the School of Education was highpoint man in the game with 5 basketsbut was closely followed by Dimmackand Hacks of Divinity with 4 basketseach. The game was unusually freefrom fouls, only two being called.HASKALAH PICTUREHaskalah club picture for the Capand Gown will be taken Thursday at4:30 in Ellis 2, instead of Friday aswas previously announced. All mem¬bers have been requested to be pres¬ent on time.SUBSCRIBE TOTHE DAILY MAROON BUCKEYE CAGERSNIP MAROONS INA HARD BATTLEChicago Outplays Ohio In¬vaders; In CloseGameBy IRVING GOODMANIn the most thrilling contest seenon the Bartlett Gym floor in years,the rejuvenated Maroons lost in aheart-breaking struggle to the OhioState all-veteran five. With BabeAlves leading the attack, the Maroonsheld the lead until the last two min¬utes, when the unstoppable Minersunk his fifth basket of the evening.The Buckeye ex-captain made 16 ofthe points for his team.Despite the defeat, the Maroonsdemonstrated that henceforth they areto be reckoned with in determining Jthe Conference standing. Only theshooting needs improvement to makethe Maroons one of the leaders inthe Big Ten race. The Abbott-Alyes-Barnes combination functioned well,despite the fact that men missed manyshots. Barts and Weiss as usual putup great games at guard, holding ev¬ery one hut Miner to a minimum num¬ber of baskets besides netting a bas¬ket a piece. One of the bright spotsof the evening \^as the way Alyesoutplayed the supposedly peerless“Cookie” Cunningham.Norgren was pleased with the show¬ing of the team, and expects them toperform even better in the gameagainst Michigan Saturday. Michigani on past performances seems to bemore formidable than Ohio State, hav¬ing defeated the latter earlier in theseason. If the Maroons are keyed upas they were last Saturday, the Wol¬verines should have plenty of difficultyhanging up their fourth win.Sound asleep ~nota care—all his classnotes axe typed cma RentedROYAL TYPEWRITER CO., Inc.15 South Wabash Ave.Chicago, Ill.Intercollegiate DanceAtClub Chez Pierre247 EAST ONTARIO ST.Friday NightHonorary Guests Will Be“Red” GrangeHarry Thomas, Kernwein, Ralph Baker, Paul Prehn, the“Horsemen” of Notre Dame, and a host of football favoritesof the “Big Ten.”Bland new Fords and Gear-shift°ars.J & L DRIVE IT YOURSELFSYSTEM Admission $1.65 per couple y2 to Student MembersOne Block East of Michigan and Motor Bus6118-28 Cottage Grove Ave.4111 Hy«l« Park 4181— Bowling AnnouncementsIntramural officials announce the sea¬son’s schedule for the IndependentLeague in the Bowling Ttournament:Friday, Feb. 6—Macs vs. Reds.Wednesday, Feb. 11—Romans vs.Reds.Friday, Feb. 13—Macs vs. Blues.All games in Reynolds at 4,Acacia knocked down enough pins totake the high game total away from theBetas. The record now stands at 2096At 4 in Reynolds the Sigma AlphaEpsilon bowling experts will meet thePhi Gams in what ought to be an inter¬esting match. Both teams are evenlymatched, it is belived. Bowling is pro¬gressing toward the semi-finals and con¬siderable interest is being shown in thesport.Phil Barto, Lee Neff, Vic* Wisner,Kim Valentine and other notables havetaken to the sport and are experts in it.Vic Wisner, it is rumored, bowled 267recently in an unofficial game at theKenwood club with nine straight strikes,which ought to augur well for tuc PhiPsi outfit if lie ever does it again.VORRES ISSUES CALLFOR WRESTLERS IN117 AND 127 CLASSESThe wrestling coach, S. K. Vorres,announces that there is still room formore applicants in the 117 and 127 poundclass of wrestlers. The turnout in theother weights has been fair, however,and many are doing promising work intheir class. In the 160 pound classMassey, Johnson and Clark have beendoing good work. Lockard, Levertonand Anderson, 147 pounders, are biddingfair for a position of the freshmansquad. Men in the lighter weights, suchas Dunn, Nessley and Shapinsky arerecommended by the coach as doingcommendable wrestling.Next Wednesday the team will electtheir captain.Est 1896 H. P. 1187Baggage and ExpressingAnytime Anywhere.Unexcelled ServiceGive Us a TrialDIAMOND EXPRESS1412 East 63rd St.Wabash 8535RoyalandUnderwoodTypewritersRENTED :L£:?Lo/\i rv Rental purchase plank^'^*^^or easy paymentsTypewriter Headquarter*411 S. Dearborn St.Old Colony Bldg.J CJfie largest sellingquality pencilin the -worldBuyadozen Superlative inthe world-famousPENCILSgive best service andlongest wear.Plain ends, per doz. $1.00Rubber ends, per dot. 1.20all dealersAmerican Lead Pencil Co.220 Fifth Ave., N. Y. MAROON FENCERS OUTCLASS OHIO STATEIN ALL EVENTS O’HareLast Friday the Maroon fencing teamwon an exciting match from Ohio. TheMaroon fencers outtouched the Ohioswordmen in each of the three events.The foil men, Capt. Margolis, Spivek,Amick, defeated their opponents 7 to 2.Amick, ably handling the dueling sword,won this match from Miller, the starOhio man.In the saber duel, Miller of Ohio putput up a stiff fight, but was finally con¬quered by Margolis by the score of 7to 6. The showing the team made isvery encouraging, and if the good workis kept up, a conference championshipwill result.Meets with Illinois and Wisconsinhave been arranged and will soon beheld.COWHEY'SMEN SHOPMEN S WEAR & BILLIARDSS. E. Comer 55th & Ellis AvSALEOfOvercoatsAll Men’s Suits and Overcoats re¬duced regardless of cost, for imme¬diate clearance. 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T JKV-l. ■ '4 'Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY FEBRU, 1925n-thel .%nis' ■■SPORT SPATSCHARGE OF THE BOBBEDBRIGADEBobbed hair to the right of us.Bobbed hair to the left of us.Bobbed hair behind us,Tresses asundered.Some with a heavy crop.More with a lighter crop.Into a barber shopStrode the brave hundred.Women of high degree.Women past fifty-three,All hoping they may beOne of the numbered.Women of every class,Mother and little lass.Flappers all join the massOf the bobbed hundred.Some with bangs, some without.Some shingled round about.Some with curls, but all in doubt.Fearing they’ve blundered.Some of them look very swell.Now and then one looks like—well,*1 guess it’s better not to tellOn the bobbed hundred.—Saskatchewan Sheaf. By THE EDS.By scoring sixteen points against! the Maroons. Miner became highpoint scorer in the Big Ten with atotal of 46 points to Haggerty's 43. GROUP PICTURES TO BETAKEN TODAYThe Maroon Track have their eyeon the quadrangular meet with OhioState, Wisconsin, and Northwesternon Feb. 14.George Lott, the tennis star, is crackshot on the freshman basketball team.Terrible Turk, our energetic Ex¬change Editor, dug this up out of thearchives of the McGill daily. Wherethey got from we do not know, but itsauthor is lost, no doubt, way backin antiquity, as is the way with ex¬changes. Minnesota should give Northwest¬ern a toqgh battle for swimming hon¬ors with such record breakers as Faricy, Olympic star, and Hill in the line¬up.Capt. Dorf’s victory over Bird ofMinnesota, twice Rig Ten champ in thefancy diving event, means that Chi¬cago is certain of five points for theConference meet.An attempt is being made to includehockey as a recognized Big Ten sport.Michigan, Minnesota and Wisconsinare the only Conference teams thathave hockey teams at present.Illinois, the only undefeated basket¬ball team in the league, does not playuntil Feb. 14. Meanwhile manychanges are due to take place in theConference standings. The groups named below will havetheir pictures taken today, at thescheduled times, in Room 2 of Ellishall:C. and A. council, 12:00.Westmister club. 12:20.Southern club, 1:15.Student council Westminster club,4:00.Glee club, 5 :00.The meml>ers of these groups arerequested to be prompt.satisfaction of beating Ohio State,even though it is not in basketball.Capt. Van Yactor of the MaroonTurners will become eligible to represent Chicago in the National Intercol¬legiate meet at Annapolis next month.It seems a trick of fate that thetwo of the teams that tied for theConference last year. Wisconsin andChicago, should be fighting for lastplace.EOSDfCK TALK DRAWS VARIEDRESPOXSE FROM V. IV.S D., Would You Criticize a God?Dear Aw Linn,When He said that “Oxford Coldsare Incorrigible.” we could forgivehim. He has such a faith in woman¬hood that he couldn’t bear to attributeit to co-eds.And when we read that "Hush.O’Hara performed at the Frosh-Sophwe remembered that He is cloister-bound and has never heard of the“sobbing, wailing, haunting means" ofthe well-known syncopater.When He changes the Whistle hedoes it with a conscientious desire tomake the stuff worth reading and wecan forgive him. Anyhow who cares?But, Ye Gods, why do you let thatprinter impose a sport page on theConference Football Champs in whicnan oriental dancer is featured,in roto¬gravure and announcement made thatshe will dance tonite. Altho they mayhave horseshoes and volley ball, we re¬fuse to believe that even our Intra¬murals Dept, has seen fit to add danc¬ing to their versatile program.—Sara Nader.Ir Which We Waive ResponsibilityDear All-in,May I submit a Blackt'riars playletwhich I think is O. K. and of campussignificance—“I don’t wanna— I don’t wanna--I won’t— I won’t,” cried Bips Linnas she leaped to the table top andstamped her foot.“Bips. Bips. Bips." admonishedJane. “You are so clumsy. Let meteach you how to dance.” Jane climbsto table and interprets the Terpsi-chorean Muse after her best style.Enter Teddy—“My girls, my girls,so free—so free of inhibition.”Both: “Ah, daddy!”Teddy: “Girls, I have just set a new-record.”Both: "Ah-h-h—”Teddy: “Yes, during the quarterjust preceding I have marked, graded,corrected and recorded 4.196 themes,averaging two hundred and fifty wordsapiece and yielding a grand total of1.049.000.”Bips: "Daddy, here is the Heram-iner.”Teddy: “Yes. no. In my house—that paper. Clip out ‘Darks andLights’ and throw it away im¬mediately.”Both: “Yes. father.”' A. D Maroon fencers and gymnasts dis¬played championship caliber in trounc¬ing Ohio State. At least we have the That the theories expounded by Dr.Harry E. Fosdick in his recent talkshave modernized religion and recon¬ciled it with science, was the opinion ofthe women attending the Y. W. C. A.open meting held yesteday in Ida Noyeshall.A few who heard the lectures attest¬ed that Dr. Fosdick destroyed a vitalpart of their faith, while others admit¬ted that he had given them many worth¬while ideas. Editor,Daily Maroon. ,Dear Sir:This is not intended as a violentoutburst from the student body—thisis not an enraged phillipic comingforth as a voice from the people—itis probably exaggerated, and nodoubt untrue—but at least it is writ¬ten in bitter earnest. I will proba¬bly be violently criticized for this,and branded as an unappreciativesnake in the bosom of our AlmaMater, but even at that risk I feel itis time for some one to say some¬thing about the so-called service ofour well patronized E-ll reservedbook library.Ell, that particular spot of heav¬en in our collegiate Eden, has nodoubt done good work. Its presentfaults and inconveniences may nothave been corrected before this be¬cause they had not been brought tothe attention of the proper author¬ities. At any rate there is some¬thing missing in its appointments—probably books. It is no commonoccurrence in these days for the longsuffering student to waste over anhour daily in E-ll while waiting forhooks that seem, with a sly and an¬noying regularity, to always be out.Of course, it is interesting andvery instructive to become acquaint¬ed with the names and titles ofauthoritative and valuable books,but it becomes sort of monotonousafter a few weeks of practice to ap- ;proach the dear old hole in the wall, l eagerly and hopefully, slide titlesafter titles in the narrow slots andreceive in return the usual refrainfrom the presiding angel, “The bookis out!” We are quite ready to ad¬mit that all this making out of slipsmay be of infinite value in the con¬struction of bibliographies but, un¬fortunately, such is the policy of thisenlightened intellectual center thatone is required to know the contentsrather than the title of a volume.Then, too, it is always a pleasureto meet the happy faces of one’sfriends in the narrow confines of thecorridor in front of E-ll but it sortof palls on one after a time, to havethese same friends tramp and climball over one in their enthusiastic at¬tempts to struggle through thecrowds to get their books before theyare taken back. No doubt, I sup¬pose, it is wonderful exercise topractise writing in peculiar positions—one never can tell but that skillthus attained might be of untoldvalue in later life—but I am dis¬posed to with that sometimes I mightbe able to write out fresh slips whilewaiting my turn without dislocatingan elbow or committing mayhem.I have admitted that the case maybe overdrawn, but no one will dis¬pute the fact that there is some ves¬tige of truth in these meekly sub¬mitted complaints. The present re¬stricted size and limited accommo¬dations of E-l 1 are in order withpast years and former demands. Theprofessors are, each quarter, puttingmore and more books on reserve tokeep up with the increasing numbersof the classes. It might be possibleto relieve the situation by tearingaway the walls of adjoining recrea¬ tion rooms and enlarging the space,or by keeping more books on reservein their specific departments, as theEnglish books in the English depart¬ment, and the Greek books ir. theGreek department, and so ad infin¬itum.The number of books placed onreserve could also be comfortablyincreased? It is certainly unjust toexpect a student with limited timeto wait around until he can get oneof the volumes which have beenplaced on reserve. The profs mightincrease the number of books as¬signed or there should be more copiesof the volumes. The E-ll librarywas never organized to go into com¬petition with the Rare Book Room!And one more tender remon¬strance. With the greatest appre¬ciation of the work the attendantsin the libraries are doing, with therealization that they too are stu¬dents, I still feel constrained to pointout that they are being paid for theirwork and should act acordinglyJ Itwould be well that they be made torealize that the individuals askingfor books are not really doing sofrom any particular feeling of ani¬mosity or malevelent desire to makethem work, but rather sometimesfrom an honest and heartfelt ambi¬tion to read a few pages in the bookswhich their unfeeling instructorshave assigned. It is possible thatwith this revelation in mind some ofthem will drop the injured attitudethey assume to those who comearoud too often.Yours.George Macpherson Bowles, ’07.5436 Woodlawm.TO-NITEAnd Every Nite Except Saturday and SundayPERSHING PALACEMuch Ado About NothingTO NATHANIEL IIA kiss is merely nothing divided bytwo,So why refuse me?When half of nothing is all I ask ofyou?—Adoring Slave.The Pershing Palace insults themale student body of this Universityby offering a gathering of dinner sug¬gestions ranging in price from twenty-five up to fifty cents. “What’s theidea,” complains “Sid” Collins. “Dothey think we’re made of money?"ALLIN. 64th mid Cottage Grove Ave.Chicago’s Mott Elaborate RestaurantNo Admission No Cover Charge(If you clip the Coupon)SPECIAL COLLEGE MENUSSuggestion No. 1ftyiui >Club Sandwich andCoffee jjj ,>,75c Suggestion No. 2Ham Sandwich andCoffee 50c Suggestion No. 3Ham and Egg Sandwich,Coffee 50c Suggestion No. 4French Pastry andCoffee 25cDAVE PEYTON’S SYMPHONIC SYNC0PATERSI /09.14■ v Y GOOD FOR ENTIRE PARTYThis coupon will be honoredas the Cover Charge for thebearer and his entire party onany night except Saturday andSunday to The Pershing Palace.Coupon must be presented.