Vol. 24 No. 59 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. FRIDAY, JANUARY 16, 1925 Price 5 CentsANNOUNCE CABINETAT INSTALLATIONOF “Y” OFFICERSRetiring President Is Present¬ed With Gift of Books;Dean Mathews Is Prin¬cipal SpeakerAt the fifth annual installation ban¬quet of the Y. M. C. A., held lastnight at 6:15 in Hutchinson cafe, thenewly elected officers, Ralph Martin,President; Gifford Hitz, Vice-Presi¬dent; and Tom Paul, Secretary, weresworn into office.In his inaugural address, the Pres¬ident named the new cabinet whichwill include the following as Chair¬men of their respective committees:Ted Anderson. Publicity; Charles Al¬len, Social Service; Roland Bristol,Religious Meetings; Martin Carlson,Deputations; Everett Grimmer, Mem¬bership; James Parker, Social; CecilSmith, Discussions; William Moon,Forums and Lectures; Brooks Steen,Friendly Relations; H. Y. Cho, ofKorea, Foreign Student Representa¬tive; Joseph McMartin, Finance.Compton Administers OathProf. Compton of the Physicsdenartment administered the oath ofoffice to the newly elected organiza¬tion heads, reminding them of theopportunities and responsibilities oftheir offices. The cabinet memberswere installed together.After Dr. Street, representative forEpiscopal students, invoked the bless¬ing. Josef Hektoen, retiring Presi¬dent of the Y. M. C. A., presiding astoastmaster for the first part of theevening, gave his report of the organ¬ization’s activities for the last year.His speech, in part, follows:“We have had 41 religious meet¬ings at which 2,654 men were pres¬ent.“ Discussion groups, which wereheld during the Winter, Summer, andFall quarters, were better than everbefore; a total of 114 discussionswere held, with 1,770 men attending.“ Three lecturers spoke under theauspices of the “Y.”: Paul Goode,Paul Harrison, and Prof. EmeritusFreddie Starr, who had great experi¬ence in the Far East.“ One thousand three hundred andseventeen men were taken on ‘KnowChicago’ tours during the Summerand Fall quarters.Social Service Grows“ More people were doing SocialService work than in former years,with a total of sixty men working allthe time.(Continued on page 3)RIFLE CLUB BEGINSWORK PREPARATORYTO QUARTER’S MEETSThe rifle range at 5625 Ellis ave¬nue will be open every Monday,Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursdaynight for the use of members of theRifle club. Wednesday night therange will be open to women only,under the auspices of W. A. A.Last quarter a rfle match was heldas a termination of the quarter’sactivities. Silver cups were awardedto the winners, John Wright, Fred¬erica Weitlauf, and Florence Eck-feldt. The condition of the' matchwas that each contestant might fireat many as ten shots at targets, thef \e highest scores being counted asthe match total.According to Elizabeth Barrett,some excellent material has been un¬covered among the members of theclub. The club team won both of itsmatches during the Autumn quarter,and they wish to have as many newpersons as possible join the organiza¬tion. in order that they may make agood showing in the matches ar¬ranged with other universities.All students desiring to learn toshoot under the guidance of instruc¬tors recommended by the War De¬partment are urged to join the clubat once in order that the schedule ofindividual shooting for this quartermay be prepared early. PROF. DODD SPEAKSAT SECOND FORUMFreshman students interested incollege debating are invited to a sec¬ond meeting of the Forum, Tuesday.Jan. 20, at 4:30, in Cobb 110. Thequestion chosen for discussion is:“Resolved that the United Statesshould recognize Russia.”Prof. W. L. Dodd of the history de¬partment will make a thirty minutetalk on the affirmative. This will befolowed by fifteen minutes of infor¬mal discussion. The floor will thenbe given over to five minute talksby anyone desiring to speak., Officers will also be elected at thismeeting. The managers wish to urgeall those interested in debating to at¬tend.PAY CLASS DUES INCHAPE NEXT WEEKFreshmen Refund $80 Col¬lected Under Old RuleClass dues for this year will bepaid in chapel next week, providedthe dues are approved by the mem¬bers of the classes. The procedure,as planned by the Undergraduatecouncil, as follows:Dean Wilkins will open each of thechapel assemblies, and will then turnthe meeting over to the president ofthe class. After a few minutes talk,the president will put the question ofdues to the house. The proposedyearly dues are twenty-five cents permember.Collect Then and ThereIf the class votes affirmatively, agroup of men and women will collect(Continued on page 3)Culver DisclaimsFraternity CrookIn regard-to the statement thatHans Benning, who was recentlyapprehended with considerable lootgleaned from various fraternitieshere, had attended Culver and hadleft there four weeks ago. TheDaily Maroon has received the fol¬lowing communication from CulverMilitary Academy:“I may say that this young mannever was enrolled at Culver Mili¬tary Academy, and as far as I candetermine by careful search of ourrecords we have never had hisname on our list even as a pros¬pective cadet,”(Signed) C. C. Chambers,Executive Officer.Graduate Women’sClub Holds PartyAll Graduate students and theirwives and husbands have been invitedto attend an informal get-togetherparty given by the Graduate Wom¬an’s club tomorow at 8 in Ida Noyeshall.The invitation is extended to allgraduate students, whether or notthey have received special notice ofthe affair, and it is also extended tomembers of their families. Amongthe invited guests of honor are Pres¬ident and Mrs. Ernest DeWitt Bur¬ton, Dean Marion Talbot, and DeanSophonisba Breckenridge.The whole of Ida Noyes hall willbe reserved for the party, as manyforms of amusement have beenplanned, including dancing, bridge.Mah Jongg and a variety of populargames. A complete musical programwill be given during the evening, in¬cluding selections by the Filipino or¬chestra and songs by a college quar¬tet.BRING SUBSCRIPTIONCARDSAll subscribers to The DailyMaroon are requested to bringtheir cards with them each day.Hereafter, Maroons will be givenonly to those who present cards.LELAND NEFF,Circulation Mgr. JAUNTY MANNIKINSTO DISPLAY GOWNSFOR FASHION SHOW»Federation to Show IdealClothes for CampusWearLiving mannikins displaying as va¬ried an array of feminine tastes ascollege apparel permits, will be an¬nounced by four jaunty pages at thisseason’s Federation Fashion Show,to be held Friday, Feb. 6, in Mandelhall.“ The purpose of the Federation insponsoring the Fashion show,” saidIsabel Kincheloe, President of the or¬ganization. “ is to gve the women ofthe University an opportunity to ex¬press their ideas of the appropriatecostumes for college wear. All wom¬en on campus are eligible, and wewant as many entrants as possible.Have Four SectionsSelf-made and ready-made dressesmay be submitted in each of the sec¬tions of sport, street, formal, and in-(Continued on page 3)Pschologist ShowsChicken NotSo DumbChanticleer, with all his pompousstrut and fine feathers, is not quiteso dumb as he appears. Psychologistshave discovered this hithe^o unknownfact by means of an experiment,which proved that while a chickencan’t be taught to count, it does haveremarkably good taste and excep¬tionally keen eyesight.The experimenter purchased at apoultry market a very fine big chick¬en. in whose eyes extraordinary in¬telligence gleamed. He also carriedhome under his arm a bag of deliciouschicken appetizer. The next step inthe important process consisted ofsprinkling the daily repast of SirChanticleer in an even row on thefloor and fastening every third graindown with a silk thread and tacks.The chicken looked incredulously atthe queer arrangement, then confi¬dently walked along, pecking at thecorn. Some of the corn it found tiedand after a few vain attempts togobble up those grains, the chickenpassed on to easier pickings.After a number of trials, the chick¬en would proceed along the rows ofcorn, purposely ignoring every thirdgrain. From all appearances the testhat! been successful, for the chickenhad learned to count three.When the threat was removed,however, the chicken broke the heartof the psychologist by taking upevery grain of corn, instead of ignor¬ing every third one. So the proud Irooster was proved to be either hope- jlessly stupid or excessively stubborn.SUSPEND SENIORCHAPEL TO HOLDCLASS LUNCHEONAnnouncement that Senior chapelwill be suspended next Thursday toallow for the Senior class luncheonwas made from Dean Wilkins' officeyesterday afternoon. The informalluncheon which is intended to allowfor a discussion of class affairs willbe from 12 to 1:15 in the main din¬ing room of the Disciples of ChristChurch, 57th and University avenue.Seniors who have paid their classdues can obtain tickets for twenty-five cents, although the charge willbe fifty cents for the remainder. Thissystem of financing was arranged forby the treasurer, Fred Law. Fra¬ternity houses on campus have beenasked not to serve meals to seniorsThursday noon.Entertainment will be furnished byBill Hahn and his College Crew or¬chestra assited by Friar McAllisterand his entertainers. Further talentis being arranged for, according toHoward Amick and Elsa Allison, co-chairmen of the affair. LIST SCHOLARSHIPSTO FRENCH COLLEGESAnnual scholarships for 1925-26 toseveral French universities are againbeing offered to University of Chi¬cago students. A number of studentshave won these scholarships in thepast few years. Misses Alice Snyderand Mary Blythe, now in residence,spent the entire last year studyingat the French university, Lycee deVersailles, and several others havetaken their degrees while in France.The French institutions are theUniversities of Bordeaux, Lyons,Nancy, Strasborg, Toulouse, Gren¬oble and Paris. Some of the scholar¬ships carry free tuition. Ten ofthem carry also provisions for boardand lodging, and in two cases thereis a small stipend in money. Theopenings are about equally dividedbetween men and women candidates.Persons wishing to apply for thesescholarships should send to MissFlorence A. Angell, Institute of In¬ternational Education. 522 Fifth(Continued on page 3)CAMPUS PRODUCESTHREE-REEL FILMShow Picture for FinanceDrive In Quadrangle ClubUniversity of Chicago development-campaign workers learned last nightat the Quadrangle club that the uni¬versity has gone into the motion pic¬ture business. A three-reel picture,“A Visit With Alma Mater,” depict¬ing the return of an alumnus to theUniversity, was thrown on the Quad¬rangle club screen for its initial view¬ing.Henry D. Sulcer, Chicago advertis¬ing man, is the “hero.” Some of thestars- of the picture are Dr. E. D.Burton, president of the University;Dean E. H. Wilkins. Dr. C. H. Judd,Dean W. S. Gray, Prof. R. L. Lyntan,Harold H. Swift, James Weber Linn,A. A. Stagg, and the old time campus(Continued on page 3)Furnish SteamshipInformation TodayAt the request of Dean Wilkinsthe following information is pub¬lished for the benefit of studentsdesiring to go abroad this sum¬mer:Students who are thinking aboutgoing abroad next summer mayget free, expert and impartial ad¬vice at the Information Bureaufrom 1 to 2 o’clock today from arepresentative of the AmericanExpress Company.The University has arrangedfor this service as a means ofaffording information about rates,expenses, steamship lines, specialtours, etc. to the many studentswho are presumably interested.If there proves to be a real callfor this service it will be availableregularly on Fridays from 1 to2 o’clock.Ernesf H. Wilkins.Westerners DecideQuarter’s ActivitiesSkating parties, dinners, theatreparties, hikes and teas have beenplanned by the Western club as itsactivities for the quarter. The firstof these events is to be ft dinnerparty, which will be held Wednes¬day, Jan. 28, at 6, in the cafeteria ofIda Noyes hall.The Western club has recently beenreorganized for the purpose of bring¬ing the westerners on campus to¬gether in fellowship, .according toEleanor Fish, who asisted in the re¬organization. “All students on cam¬pus,” she said, “whose hopes lire inthe west or who have lived in (tbewest are invited to attend our ’nfeet-ings. Our club is to be purely so¬cial and we have planned many in¬teresting affairs for the quarter. Weask the cooperation of all studentsfrom the west to make ours a reallive organization.” *•- Choose Sponsorsfor “Sakuntala”Playing TonightAnnouncement has been made ofthe patrons and patronesses for theold East Indian play, “Sakuntala.”which will be given tonight at 8 inthe theatre of Ida Noyes hall. Theplay which was originally written inSanskrit, is being presented by theEast Indian students at the Univer¬sity, as their part of the programof activities undertaken by variouscampus foreign groups in the Inter¬national Students Association.Those named by Bruce W. Dicksonas hosts are as follows: Presidentand Mrs. Ernest DeWitt Burton, Dr.and Mrs. W. H. Boddy, Mr. and Mrs.Walter E. Clark, Mr and Mrs. Theo¬dore M. Clark, Mr. and Mrs. H. P.Chandler, Rev. and Mrs. Ralph M.Davis, Mr. and Mrs. Bruce W. Dick¬son, Mrs. Edith Foster Flint, Mr. andMrs. J. Paul Goode, Mrs. GeorgeGoodapeed, Mr. and Mrs. Albert E.Haydon. Mr. and Mrs. Robert W.Martin, Mr. and Mrs. John P. Ment-zer, Dr. and Mrs. SKailer Matthews,Mr. Frank H. O’Hara, Mr. and Mrs.W. A. Payne, Dr. and Mrs. D. B.(Continued on page 3)City Needs WaterMeters Says Prof.J. P. Goode“Chicago’s crying need is for acomplete system of water meters,”said Prof.J. Paul Goode, of the De¬partment of Geography, commentingupon the remarks of W. R. Hapkins,city manager of Cleveland, as re¬ported in an article in yesterday’s“Tribune.” Chicago’s consumptionof water is outrageously high andrepresents a shameful waste, saidDr. Goode. “At the present timeonly the larger industries are draw¬ing water through meters, and thereis an excessive use of water for do¬mestic purposes. If the domesticsupply were compulsorily metered itwould cost the average family lessthan half what it now pays,” he con¬tinued.Reduction of the consumption of(Continued on page 3)DEAN CITES CASEOF BUND HONORMAN ON CAMPUSA remarkable incident of the waythe University selective admissioncampaign is working out is revealedin “A Dialogue with a Dean,” apamphlet issued by the Universitylast week in connection with its de¬velopment campaign. The story fol¬lows:A look of pleasurable reminiscencecame over the dean’s face. “I’ll tellyou an experience:“At the meeting of the deans lastyear I drew at random from thetransfer case nearest me one stu¬dent’s blank. Well, this boy listeddebating as his special hobby; andwhen it came to the question as towhat accomplishment had given himthe most satisfaction, he had replied,‘Being a member of my high schooldebating team, and being elected pres¬ident of my class senior year.'“Then folowed the autobiography,which I found creditable but not es¬pecially striking. It was this: ‘Ihave not been able to fill out thisblank in my own handwriting, as re¬quested, because I am blind.’ ”There was another silence. “Andwhat after that?” asked the Hard-Headed Citizen, gently.“Well, on registration day, while Iwas supervising the general proced¬ure, it chanced that just one Fresh¬man came to me, instead of his owndean, for information. It was theblind boy.”“That was last year?” “Yes.”"Well, and then? How did he—?”The dean’s face lighted up.“That blind boy was one of thehonor students of last year.” LEADERS LIST BIDSTO FRATERNITIESWASHINGTON PROMAllot Tickets According toNumber of Men in Re¬spective ChaptersProm leaders announce the follow¬ing distribution of Washington Prombids among campus fraternities:(As in previous years, tickets willbe allotted in proportion to the num¬ber of men in the respective chap¬ters.)Fraternity. Membership. Allot.Acacia 18 7Alpha Delta Phi ... 43 *15Alpha Epsilon Pi .. 13 5Alpha Sigma Phi .. 29 10Alpha Tau Omega.. 29 10Beta Theta Pi .... 26 9Chi Psi 26 9Delta Chi 21 8Delta Kappa Epsilon 26 9Delta Sigma Phi.... 40 14Delta Tau Delta .. 16 6Delta Upsilon 23 9Kappa Nu 20 7Kappa Sigma 28 10Lambda Chi Alpha 34 12Phi Beta Delta .... 17 5Phi Chi 18 5Phi Delta Theta .. 18 7Phi Gamma Delta.. 31 10Phi Kappa Psi .... 30 11Phi Kappa Sigma .. 28 10Pi Phi Pi 25 8Phi Sigma Delta .. 18 6Pi Lambda Phi ... 17 6Psi Upsilon 30 11Sigma Alpha Epsilon 26(Continued on page 3) 9President BurtonReviews EducationIn a discussion of research andeducational values President Ern¬est DeWitt Burton, of the Univer¬sity of Chicago, said in a recentaddress at the University:“You can calculate the commer¬cial value of the telephone to thestock holders of telephone com¬panies, or perhaps to the coipmer-cial houses that use it. But whocan reckon its enormous indirecteducational and social values Youmay be able to calculate how manydays’ wages have been saved bythe practical abolition of smallpox,but who can estimate the totalbenefit to mankind of this achieve¬ment, or the extirpation of hook¬worm and yellow fever? You canfind out how much salary the pro¬fessors of history in America earn,or how much profit the books onhistory yield to their publishers,but who can measure the enor¬mous value of the fact that ourintellectual vision is not boundedby our personal memory, but ex¬tends back over thousands of yearsand is every year penetratingmore deeply and more widely intothe past.”W. A. A. CreditsFor Campus CooksPoints for admission to W. A. A.may be won by women who will helpwith the preparation of tlie initiationbanquet to be held Wednesday at5:30 in the sun parlor of Ida Noyeshail. Decorating, cooking and serv¬ing are the ways to obtain credit,according to Harriet Keeney, generalchairman.The banquet is a regular quarterlyaffair given in honor of the incomingmembers—women who have earned100 points, at least half of whichhave been obtained through athleticactivity. This year twenty-five in¬itiates will observe the custom ofgiving an original stunt, and the re¬mainder of the evening will be spentin getting acquainted.JUNIOR COUNCIL MEETSThe executive council of the Juniorclass will meet Tuesday, Jan. 20, at3:30, in Classics.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 16, 1925Sfftg Satin fMarnonThe Student Newspaper of iheUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Sunday andMonday during the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters by The Daily MaroonCompany.Entered as second class mall at the Chi-cago Postoffloe. Chicago, Illinois, March13. 1906, under the act of March 8, 1878.Offices Ellis 1Telephones:Editorial Office Midway 0800Business Office Fairfax 5522Member ofThe Western Conference Press AssociationEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTW. I>. River Managing EditorAllen Heald News EditorMilton Kauffman News EditorVictor Wisner News EditorAbner H. Berezniak Day EditorDeemer Lee Day EditorReese Price Day EditorWalter Williamson Day EditorWeir Mallory Women’s EditorGertrude Bromberg Asst. EditorLois Gillanders Asst. EditorMarjorie Cooper Soph. EditorRuth Daniels Soph. EditorFrances Wakeley Soph. EditorJeanette Stout Asst. Sports Editorbusiness departmentHerbert C. DeYoung... .Business ManagerEdward Bezazian .... Asst. Business Mgr.Thomas R. Mulroy. .Advertising ManagerLeland Neff Circulation ManagerEthan Granquist AuditocSidney Collins Office ManagerDudley Emerson .... IHstribution ManagerThomas Field Local Copy ManagerEliot Fulton Promotion ManagerPhilip Kaus Subscription ManagerMilton Kreines Copy ManagerJack Pineus Service ManagerMyron Wei? Promotion ManagerFRIDAY, JANUARY 16, 1925COMPARATIVE BASKETBALLJudging from the practice gamesand the first Conference game, theUniversity basketball team does notlook like championship material thisyear. The downtown newspapers arepractically unanimous in this opinion,and, indeed, it is hard to see, fromsurface indications, how the team canbe expected to show enough powerto be a contender for Big Tenhonors.But there is one thing to be takeninto consideration which throws asomewhat different light on the situ¬ation. The average sport followerdoes not know’ that University ofChicago basketball teams never startpractice until after the close of thefootball season, while most of theother Conference teams are at workfrom the time college opens in Octo¬ber, or even before, in some cases.In a sport like basketball,where team¬work is by far the most importantelement in the success of a team, itis easy to see what a big advantagethis additional month or two of prac¬tice will inevitably prove to beTo take a concrete example, lastyear’s team started out by losing thefirst game of the season to Purdueby a one-sided score, and then turnedaround and won enough of the re¬maining games on the schedule to iiefor the championship, w’ith a chancefor a clear title up to the time of thelast game. The talent was there,though not recognized by the criticsat the start of the season, and it wassimply a case of delay in roundinginto form, caused by the handicap ofa shorter period of training.We are confronted with preciselythe same situation again this year,and, while there are one or two weakplaces in the lineup at present, it isnot unreasonable to hope for a repeti¬tion of last season’s success — even ofa better record. If a team losingfour Conference games could tie forthe championship in 1924, we stillhave good reason to expect sufficientimprovement for a clear title in 1925,even though we should drop tomor¬row night’s contest to Minnesota.There is one thing, however, thatwill not help us to a championshipin the slightest degree, and that is arepetition of the hissing and booingwhich marred the University’s recordof good sportsmanship at the Illinoisgame last week,Doctors Don’t HelpMuch — lllini MedicOnly five per cent of the peoplewho go tc doctors for medical as-sisance really are helped, accordingto statistics given recently by Prof.F. W. Turner, head of the depart¬ment of bacteriology at the Univer¬sity of Illinois.Eighty-five per cent of those whobelieve themselves to be ailing wouldrecover without the help of doctors.They need no help and are merelywasting the valuable time of physicians in asking their aid, he said APPOINT FRESHMANPROM COMMITTEEAnnouncement by Seymour Bor¬den, president of the freshman class,naming the newly appointed freshmancommittee to work in conjunctionwith the sophomore executives onthe Soph-Frosh prom was given outlast night. This committee of fouris composed of Arthur Hare, EloiseKresse. Margaret Carr and A1 Wid-difield. They will assist the sopho¬mores’ executives in conducting theProm which will be held at the HydePark Hotel Jan. 30.At a joint meeting of the two coun¬cils yesterday final prom plans weredecided. Esther Cook, vice presidentof the Sophomore class, was namedchairman of the decoration commit¬tee by Marks. Arthur Hare, GeorgeWidmann, Margaret Carr and PeggyHitt will assist her in the decoratingof the Hyde Park ball room.Arrangements were made for theprocuring of an entertainer who willfurnish an added touch of “spice”to the winter party. Refreshmentswill also be served.“One of the big features of theevening,” said Walter Williamson,one of the sophomore executives, “willbe the ‘Frosh-Soph Extra,’ a news¬paper which will be distributed atthe prom. This paper will containthe names of all those who attendwith pictures of the prom leaders.“We have also induced ‘WakeSmith’ to write a special ‘Whistle’column containing humorous noticesabout members of the two classes,”he added. CLASSIFIED ADS—♦s' *WANTED—Roommate for refinedyoung man student. Room large,front, well furn., steam heat, electric¬ity, adj. to bath. Excell, accomm.;$4 per wk. 1st wk. free rent. Calleve’s. 5402 Ingleside Ave., 2nd Apt. LAST NIGHTS SCORESDOUBLE ROOM and board fortwo young men who would share abeautiful 5-room apt. with young doc¬tor. $12.50 a week each; excellentmeals. 6105 Kimbark Ave.; 3rd apt.Midwav 2483.TO RENT—Single room, privatebath, for lady. 5533 Blackstone Ave.Tel. Hyde Park 2349.FOR SALE—Fine set of lawbooks, The Northwestern Reporter,cost $650.00; now reduced to $200;at your own terms. Mrs. G. H. Mor¬rison, 127 W. Delware St., GrandRapids, Mich. 9. Zeta Beta Tau 11, Kappa Nu 6.Sigma Nu 18, Tau Delta Phi 5.Sigma Chi 13, Lambda Chi AlphaPsi Upsilon 18, Alpha Tau Omega5.Phi Eigma Delta 18, Delta KappaEpsilon 6.Delta Sigma Phi 13, Phi GammaDelta 9.Delta Sigma Phi 12, Kappa Nu 11.Delta Upsilon 13, Chi Psi 8.Lambda Chi Alpha 15, Delta Chi2 *Delta Kappa Epsilon 27, Sigma Al¬pha Epsilon 8.Phi Sigma Delta 18, Zeta BetaTau 9Phi Kappa Psi 13, Phi Delta Theta2.Acacia 25, Sigma Chi 10.TO RE XT—Bedroom in home ofrefined young couple; new’ apt.; toone or two young ladies. Board op¬tional. Triangle 1893. Mrs. C. S.Riddiford.FOR RENT—2 furnished rooms,modern in every respect. Suitablefor 3 people. Phone H. P. 6147.LOST—Taken Wednesday from topof locker cases east end of Lexingtoncorridor, a brown morocco brief case.Contents valuable only to owner. Re¬turn to Lost and Found, Press Bldg.Reward.ROGERS — KENNEDY SHOPPHONE MIDWAY 3081 1120 East 55th StreetMarcelling ManicuringShampooingTHE EPISCOPAL CHURCHRev. C. L. Street, Student Chaplain6550 Dorchester Ave. Tel. Fairfax 7988Office Hours: Y. M. C. A., Tues. and Wed 4 to 5Ida Noyes Hall, Thurs 4 to 5SERVICES, SUNDAY, JANUARY 18Christ Church64th St., at Woodlawn Ave.The Rev. H. J. Buckingham.Holy Communion, 7:30.Morning Service, 11 a. m.Young People’s Club, 5:30.Evensong. 7:45.The St. Mark’s SocietyThe dinner of the St. Mark’sSociety for the winter quarterwill be held on Thursday eve¬ning. Jan. 22nd, at 6:30, in IdaNoyes hall. Tickets 75c, at theY. W. and Y. M. C. A. office.Episcopal students and all othersinterested are cordially invited. St. Paul’s Church50th St., at Dorchester Ave.The Rev. George H. Thomas,Sunday Service, 8 and H a. m.Church School. 10 a. m.Young People’s Supper, 5:30u. m.Evening Service, 7:45 p. m.Church of the Redeemer56th St., at Blackstone Ave.The Rev. John Henry Hopkins,Sunday, 8 a. m., 9:15 a. m., 11a. m., 7:30 p. m.Three services each week day.Church always open for privatedevotions.Fraternitiesand HomesIt will be to your advantage toconsult specialists in solvingyour decorative problem. Fromour fine selection of high grade FloorCoverings and distinctive Furniture,you are sure to choose the furnishings thatwill harmonize with your decorative plan.iii did;Carpets, Rugsand FurnitureESTABLISHED 50 YEARSO.W.RiJu»t North125 So. Wabash Ave. of Adam* Subscribe ToThe Daily MaroonRENT A CARDrive It YourselfBuand new Fords and Gear-shiftJ A L DRIVE IT YOURSELFSYSTEM6118-28 Cottage Grove Ave.4111 Hyde Park 4181 CHICAGO ETHICAL SOCIETYA non-sectarian religious society to fosterthe knowledge, love and praotlce of theright.THK PLAYHOUSE410 8. Michigan Ave.Sunday, Jan. 18th, at 11 a. m.MIR. HORACE J. BRIDGESWill Speak on‘ What Has Science to Say Abouta Life After Death?”All seats free. Visitors cordially welcome. FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH50th StreetBetween DrCxel Blvd. and Ellis Ave.l»r. Perry J. Stackhouse, Minister.11 a. m.—“Parable of the UnjustSteward”8 p. m.—Illustrated Lecture on Chinaby Mr. K. I. Tai of the U. of C.STUDENTS INVITEDElanor T. Truss, SecretaryCATERING TO UNIVERSITY STUDENTSwe wish to announce our A.fternoon Teas from 2 till 5 P. M.Waffles Will Be ServedLUNCHEON, 11:30 to 2 P. M. 40cDINNER, 5 to 8 P. M. 50c and 65cSPECIAL SUNDAY DINNERS 1-8 P. M.75c and $1.00THE ARBOR TEA ROOM6051 Kimbark Ave.Phone for Your ComplimentaryMembership CardClub Chez PierreAmerica’s Most Beautiful and Exclusive Dance Club247 East Ontario St.ANNOUNCESCollegiate Dances(informal)Every FridayBeginning Friday, January 16, 1925One Half Regular Price to Student Members$1.65 Per CoupleSPECIAL SOUVENIRS — ENTERTAINMENTDancing From 8:30 To ClosingEARL HOFFMAN and hisPEACOCK ORCHESTRAFor Reservations or Information, TelephoneDelaware 3997 and 4569 — Superior 1347One Block East of Michigan and Motor BusCarson Pirie Scott & Co:Unusual Values inThe Semi-AnnualSale of Shoes3Values unusual in every sense of the word. For theshoes are uncommonly smart — distinctive in fashiondetail — qualities are superior to a high degree and pricesare decidedly low. Then there is a variety of style so thatthe advantages of this sale are wide in their scope. Thisvariety, which is in assortments of shoes for women andmen, is typified in theFeatured Groups of Men’s Shoes in About 25 Styles toChoose at $6.75 Pair.Featured Groups of Women’s Shoes in About 70 Styles to‘ Choose at $8.75 Pair.Third Floor, South.THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 16, 1925 Page ThreeANNOUNCE CABINET AT CHOOSE SPONSORS FORY. M. C. A. INSTALLATION “SAKUNTALA,”—TONIGHT(Continued from page 1)“ Several deputations were madesending men to speak at different or¬ganizations, outside of the University.“ Among the most important inno¬vations was the inauguration of thefirst annual Dads’ Day.“ The Freshman dinner to acquaintFreshmen with the Y. M. C. A., aswell as other University organiza¬tions, was another feature of theyear. In connection with this, Imight mention the various socialfunctions, among which were thesmokers and style show.“ Altogether, 4,629 men were servedby the committees.“ ‘ C ’ Books, published under theauspices of the Y. M. C. A. were dis¬tributed more widely this year thanever before.“ All through the year, 250 menwere on standing committees, andthere were 83 reported committeemeetings.“ The only thing not entirely sat¬isfactory is the financial situation.The cause of this appeared to be alack of appreciation of the work onthe part of the students. However,we were able to close the year with¬out a deficit”Gives Vote of ThanksIn closing, the retiring Presidentthanked his cabinet and Mr GeraldKarr Smith and Mr. Dickerson fortheir co-operation and help in theyear's work.Those who will no longer be inthe cabinet, seniors who will be grad¬uated before the yiar is out, are J.Hecktoen, Kenneth Kneussel, JackAbraham, Arthur Frentz, Ralph Dif-fendorfer. and A. Alonzo, delegateof the Foreign Student Council.Hecktoen. as he resigned his post,was presented with a set of fiveleather-bound books by Oscar Wilde.In former years it was customary topresent the leader with a silver lov¬ing cup.After the installation of officers,the new President, taking charge astoastmaster, introduced the chiefspeaker of the evening. Dean ShaillerMathews, of the Divinity school.The principal points in Dean Math¬ews’ speech were as follows:“ There is a great danger of oureducational system becoming mech¬anistic,” said Dean Mathews. 41 Toomany students study in order to makeenough honor points to play on theteam. We need something to stir thedeeper life of every individual to thegreat opportunities which are afford¬ed to good students.”In speaking of religion, he said:“ Religion is a means of giving peo¬ple a sense of their personal value.!♦ gives men a central idea for order-i ig their lives. There are extremelyfew great men in history who wereatheists.”LEADERS LIST BIDS TOFRATERNITIES FOR PROM(Continued from page 1)Sigma Chi 22 8Sigma Nu 24 9Tau Delta Phi 15 5-Tau Kappa Epsilon 32 10Tau Sigma Omricon 21 6Zeta Beta Tau 13 4One hundred bids have been al¬lotted to women and non-fraternitymen, which will, as usual, be award¬ed in order of application. All ducatscan be obtained on or after Tues¬day, Jan. 20, between the hours of1 and 5 in Cobb 107 (Undergraduateroom).Fraternities are requested to reportas soon as possible whether they ex¬pect to use their entire allotments,so that released tickets can be madeavailable for women and non-frater¬nity men. # (Continued from page 1)Reed, Mr. and Mrs. Ira M. Smith,Mr. G. K. Smith, Mr. and Mrs. Ray¬mond Smith, Rev. and Mrs. NorrisL. Tibbetts, Mr. and Mrs. J. H. Tufts.Story of PlayKing Dushganta, the leading manin the play, while wandering throughthe forest meets Sakuntala, an Indianmaid, and immediately falls in lovewith her. Upon persuasion she mar¬ries him, and receives as a weddingring, the king’s own signet. Shortlyafter the ceremony the king returnsto his palace, leaving Sakuntala.The priest calls upon her and be¬cause she neglects to notice his pres¬ence he pronounces a curse whichcauses the king to lose all memory ofthe marriage. On the way to thepalace, Sakuntala loses her ring andas a result the king publicly repudi¬ates his wife. But,—admission tothe play is free, and the members ofthe cast invite all who are interestedto come and see the outcome forthemselves.CITY NEEDS WATERMETERS, — J. P. GOODE(Continued from page 1)water would proportionately reducethe sewage, it was pointed out, andenable the city to more easily meetthe problem of sewage disposal. Bycutting down the amount of waterpumped daily, enough could be savedby the city to provide for the con¬struction and operation of a modernsewage disposal plani, Dr. Goode con¬tended. This would provide for ascientific handling of the city’s wastein place of pumping it into the river,which Dr. Goode characterized as ‘‘anuncivilized performance not done byany large European city.” PAY CLASS DUES INCHAPEL NEXT WEEK(Continued from page 1)the dues immediately. Each personwho pays will receive a card admit¬ting him to all class functions. Thesecards, however, will not be necessaryfor admission of Juniors to theirclass theater party which they areholding in the near future.Class dues collected by members ofthe Freshman finance committee, andamounting to eighty dolla'rs, havebeen returned to those who paid dues.This action is the result of the deci¬sion of the Undergraduate Councilforbidding the collection of more thantwenty-five cents as a class assess¬ment. In commenting upon the taxGeorge TJygert, class treasurer, said:“We are very sorry that the class hasbeen inconvenienced.” CAMPUS PRODUCES3-DEEL FILMLIST SCHOLARSHIPSTO FRENCH COLLEGES(Continued from page 1)Avenue, New York City, a detailedaccount of their training and theirpurpose, a statement from the Re¬corder concerning their career in col¬lege, a birth certificate, a small pho¬tograph, a health certificate cover¬ing the last two years, testimonialsfrom two instructors under whomthey have studied, and a statementfrom the college * officials regardingtheir character and promise of suc¬cess.The French Steamship line allowssuccessful candidates a rebate of 30per cent on the passage over andback. Applications should reachMiss Angell by March 1. The ap¬pointments will be announced aboutMay 1.MARSHALL FIELD 6 OOMMYTfe STORE/or MENFor a Cool, Clean Smoke—English Pipesof FineFrench Brier, $5In a Variety of Popular Shapes,With Ingenious Cleaning BladeTHE English seem to know what areally clubby pipe shape is. That’sprobably because they’re such inveteratepipe-smokers themselves.And here’s a group that does themcredit—a collection of pipes any one ofwhich a chap can pull out in any cluband feel that “it belongs.’’The aluminum cleaning blade — pat¬ented—is a very simple, effective meansof keeping the pipe always sweet, cool,and clean.FIRST FLOOR (Continued from page 1)character, Jimmy Twohig—one ofthe most learned casts ever assembledfor a movie.Advance Toward $17,500,000Before the motion picture wasshown, short talks were made byRobert P. Lamont, Harold H. Swift,President Ernest DeWitt Burton, H.P. Zimmerman, E. L. Ryerson, Jr.,Leo F. Wormser T. E. Donnelley,Walker G. McLaury and Dean G. J.Laing outlining the progress madein the University’s campaign for$17,500,000.The speakers indicated that thefinancial efforts of the University,which have already resulted inpledges of $1,670,800 by the trusteesand a conditional gift of $2,000,000by the General Education board aregetting under way.Among the optience were the fol¬lowing:Julius Rosenwald. William ScottBond, A. W. Sherer, Martin A. Ryer¬son, Miss Alice Greenacre, Mrs.Helen Sunny McKibbon, Robert L.Scott, Dr. Marris Fishbein, G. R.Schaeffer, H. I. Markham, John P.Mentzer, Bruce MacLeish, JudgeWalter P. Steffen, Laird Bell, HanryP. Chandler, J. Dwight Dickerson,Donald S. Trumbull, Clay Judson,Harry N. Gottlieb, Scott Brown,Frank McNair, Willoughby Walling,Clarence Sills, Miss Helen Norris,Albert Pick, Jr., and Ralph J. Rosen¬thal. JAUNTY MANNIKINS TODISPLAY GOWNS AT SHOW ‘MAIN STREET”(Continued from page 1)formal costumes. Catherine Campbell, in charge of all entries, announces that she will have regularoffice hours during which womenmay submit their names. Jan. 28, at4, has been announced as the latesttime at which any entries may bemade.The basis on which the gowns areto be judged is, first, the appropri¬ateness of the type of costume forwhich the dress was entered, andsecond, the suitability of the gownto the individual displaying it, includ¬ing, of course, the factor of becom-ingness.Edna Wilson has been appointedgeneral chairman of the affair. Aid¬ing her are Catherine Campbell, en¬tries chairman: Catherine Boettcher,stage manager; Elva Brown, incharge of arrangements and decora¬tions: Betty Le May, n charge ofpages’ outfits, and Dorothy Kennedy,publicity chairman.Subscribe ToThe Daily MaroonTHE FROLIC THEATREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes — Fountain ServingTel. H. Park 0761Cor. Ellis Ave. and 55th St.DRUG STOREMAKING PROGRESS IN SCHOOLCalls for a sturdy well nourished body. Students need thefull advantage of a quart a day of Borden’s Selected Milk.It is the most in pure food for the least money.BORDEN’SFARM PRODUCTS CO. of ILL. Franklin 3110 Fred High, editor “ Billboard,” willgive a stereopticon lecture Sundaynight at Walsh’s Forum, 951 E. 55thstreet on “ Main Street.”This forum is the oldest in Chi¬cago where topics pertaining to eco¬nomics, politics, and scientific ques¬tions are discussed.Tonight M. C. Walsh will give astereopticon lecture, “ Labor Throughthe Shadows.”Saturday, Dr. J. H. Greer, a prac¬ticing physician in Chicago for 50years, will give a stereopticon lec¬ture, “ Never Told Tales.”Many notables have lectured dur¬ing the last eight years in th loop.There is no admission charge.Selected to Playat theSophmore - FreshmanPromHUSK 0’HAREMusic for YourNext DancePhone Harrison 0103ANNA LYON TEA NATIONAL BANKSHOPDelicious Home Cooking OF W00DLAWN63rd Street—Just West of KenwoodEvening Dinners . .. .60c A Clearing House BankSteak and Chicken Member Federal Reserve SystemDinners 75c SAVINGS ACCOUNTSSANDWICHES, WAFFLES, CHECKING ACCOUNTSSALADS and SHORT SAFE DEPOSIT VAULTSORDERS AT ALL INVESTMENT SECURITIES• HOURS All Departments Open for Business1449 E. 57th StA ^ Saturday Evenings 6:30 to 8:30 iiiiiiiiii|iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:iii;iiiii!iiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia:iaiiinai!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiii!ii!iiitiiiiiiiuc .auai iisiiiiiiaiiaiiaiiiiiaraiiaiiauai a a a iaiia:jiii;iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiai!i niiaMBiiaiiaiiBiiiiia'iaCollege Men Can Benefitby JERREMS’ SALEThe Annual Mid-Winter Sale of Jerrems Clothes is NowOn. - This Is a Real Opportunity toSAVE MONEY.I v SUIT with EXTRATROUSERS or KNICKERSat the PRICE of theSUIT ALONElI V $65 to $110All the materials so much in demand by exacting collegemen — Tweeds, Bannockburns, English Worsteds, etc.Many new patterns in Spring importations *now showing.OVERCOATS AND ULSTERSReady-to-Wear, Now Reduced331/3%1 *.! ■ FORMAL BUSINESSAND SPORT CLOTHES324 S. MICHIGAN AVE.(McCormick Building)7 N. La Salle St. 71 E. Monroe St.... ' lIBM UUftiii ta . a Mu i.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 16, 1925A Poem Which Is Intended to Sug¬gest Carl SandbergHeinz!Pickle-maker for the world !Prom your hundred factoriesSmoke and honeyed perfumeDescend upon us —And they tell us thatYou have some fifty-seven brandsAnd pack them in threeDifferent types of cansTo sell forTen, and twenty, andFor thirty cents.Another, inspired by Edgar Guest:The Song of LaborEach morn I go to work with joyand do my daily task.And, smiling, strive to do the thingsmy pleasant bosses ask —At night I hie me home and joinmy kiddies and my wife —And. sitting by the fire, say, “ MyGod, this is the life.”One of the girls around here whoought to know" something about thematter, adds this pathetic little verse,which w’as either w'ritten by AlfredTennyson or ought to have been; weare unable to discover which:Broke ! Broke ! Broke !Through the cold gray streets, I flee.It is the wild and wicked womenWho have brought despair on me.—Miriam.Yes, But What About One Date?Dear All-in.Joe Pondelik may be good at cross¬word puzzles, but we doubt if eventhat mighty warrior could get a girl’spicture in two letters.— May I 'dusso. office, we humbly offer this codewhich we expect to result in biggerand better Whistles.From one to two—Reception forSoph. Eds. and Frat. Bros.Two to Three—Listening to jokesfrom Maroon Staff, reading contri¬butions, and other unprofitable mat¬ter.Three to Four—Rest Hour.Four to Four-Thirty—Writing ofcolumn.Terrible Turk has been appointedWhistle Exchange Editor and it isexpected that the bulk of the workwill fall on him.ALL-IN.WOMEN’S DORMSHOLD MOCK TILTSThe inter-dormitory basket ballteams began their third annual tourna¬ment Wednesday at 7:30 with a prac¬tice game in the main gym of IdaNoyes ball. Eight halls are represent¬ed with teams and substitutes: thefour campus dorms, Foster, Kelly,Beecher, and Green, and four off-cam¬pus halls, Woodlawn, Kenwood. Drex-el. and Greenwood. This number isjust right for playing off the standardschedule of two games between eachtwo teams. At the time of the finalsset for March' 4. as inter-dormitorybasket ball dinner is planned to finishthe contest.Although these tournaments arequite new in the athletic and dormi¬tory programs, such contests are fea¬tured in nearly every university, andare proving welcome here. FosterHall which was not entered last year,has formed a new team under the di¬rection of Harriet Keeney and EdnaHeald who were Kelly’s cagers in thescrimmage last year. The Fosteritesdid appear at the practice last night,but with this pair in their lineup. Itwill not trail far behind.Beg Your PardonBut the Theodore Weber Linn al¬luded to in yesterday’s column isJames Weber Linn. Never shall weforgive the printer for that carelessand unpardonable error.In Which a Woman Hater SpeaksDear All-in,Here follows a list (incomplete) ofgirls who try men’s souls:Girls who want to learn to drive,and then mistake reverse for secondgear.Bims from the South Side wrho talk; with a Southern accent.Those with “ cute girl friends ” forwhom they are always trying to ar¬range double dates.Sweet young things who say, “All-righty," and “Thanks awfully.”- Ramblin’ Kid. Progressive RabbitApes Goats’ HomsA goat with horns is a common oc¬currence; a cow with horns is ratherunusual; but a rabbit with horns isa miracle. At least that is the opin¬ion of the University Daily Kansan.This rabbit wras shot by E. W.Swallow, a Kansas farmer, abouteight miles from the home wffiere helives. Mr. Swallow brought the rab¬bit to Dr. G. N. Russel, Law'renceveterinarian, who immediately solvedthe mystery by saying that “thehorns are caused by a skin diseaseand are liable to come out of anyIn keeping with the new spirit ofefficiency around the Maroon whichputs us in a secluded corner of the Steely’s Plante SchoolsJazz on all instruments. Buy in¬struments from us and receivefree lessons. Open evenings.Pipe Organ .: : Vocal1208 E. 63rd St. H. P. 3626“D—N THAT LAUNDRY”!A Date and No Shirt.You can get shirts at any time by callingDavies or Fulton at the A. D. House.Dorchester 1832 — $2.25 to $3.00Herman, Mdhdis & Bogin Co.25% DISCOUNT SALESUITS AND OVERCOATSIn keeping with our policy of never carrying clothesfrom one season to another, we have reduced prices on allour winter suits and overcoats — including the “23 PointHand Tailored” Clothes created especially for us by Good¬man & Suss at Rochester. For instance:$50 Suits and Overcoats, now$55 Suits and Overcoats, now$60 Suits and Overcoats, now$65 Suits and Overcoats, now $37.50$41.25$45.00$48.75(Many of these weights suitable for Spring)If you know this shop, and the clothes it sells, nothingmore need be said. If you don’t, then this is a mightygood time to get acquainted. Come in and see these un¬usual values. You will not be urged to buy.HERMAN, MANDIS & BOGIN CO.Entire Fifth Flow Twenty-eight East Jackson Blvd.Corner Jackson and Wabash CHICAGO part of the body, but are usuallyfound on the head.”A similar speciman was found inWashington county, Kansas, in 1895, another about eight miles southwestof Columbus county in 1905 and analmost perfect one in Trego county,Kansas, in 1900.COLLEGE MEN AND WOMENSummer Camps throughout America need CampCounselors for next summer. If you are interestedin a pleasant, financially profitable summer vacation—mail coupon or write TODAY!National AssociationOF SUMMER CAMPSFREE PRESS BIDS. DETROIT, MICHIGM Pleas*send mewithe it obliga¬tion, informationregarding campcounselors.NameAddress in full HYDE PARK HOTEL CAFE51st and Lake Park AvenueDANCINGEVERY NIGHT, Excepting Sunday and Monday9:30 to 12:30No Cover ChargeA La Carte and Soda Fountain Service34th Semi-AnnualCLEARANCE SAI F,MEN’S DEPARTMENTVery RadicalReductions on All Men’sUnderwearMufflersSweatersPull-oversKnit VestsHandkerchiefsGolf Hose and Shoes Men’s SuitsValues to $45.00 $29.75Values to 55.00 34.75Values to 60.00 39.75Values to 70.00 49.75Values to 75.00 54.75Values to 75.00 ...... 59.75Values to 85.00 64.75Men’s FurnishingsPajamas, values to $3.50. . .$2.35All other Pajamas, 20% DiscountEnglish House Gowns....Values to $25.00 $14.95ShirtsValues to $3.50 $1.95Values to 4.00 2.65Values to 5.00 2.95Pure Silk NeckwearValues to $1.50 $ .95Values to 2.50 1.45Values to 4.00 1.95Imported Wool HosieryValues to $1.50 $ ,95Values to 3.00 1.95Values to 5.00 2.95To Assure Immediate Clearanceour entire stock ofMen’s Hatshas been reduced regardlessof cost, to All Broken Lines ofMen’s Dress ClothingRadically Reduced20% Discounton All OddKnickersRiding BreechesWhite and FancyFlannel Trousers