Subscribe To The MaroonDatlp jHaroonVol. 24 No. 49NEW HONOR CODEWILL REGULATESTUDENT EXAMSSeek to Protect the HonestStudents; Questions Mustbe PrintedA new code of rules regulating'University examinations has been |drafted by the Honor Commission,it was made known yesterday. Thenew joint fa -ulty-student commis¬sion, created as proscribed by theBetter Yet committee last year,met Monday for final approval ofa set of three regulations. Tnethree provisions are as follows:1. The slogan, “Play Square,” beprinted in all exam books.2. Examination questions boprinted, typed, or mimeographed—not written on blackboard.3. Instructors to remain in roomduring examinations.These regulations, it is thoughtby the commission, will eliminatemuch laxness that is now presentin the giving of examinations. Byhaving the questions written orprinted on paper, the commissionseeks to prevent the changing ofs^ats—a practice which is o|tendisturbing and which sometimes af¬fords an opportunity to the cheater.And to simplify things further,;he instructors will be asked to re¬main in the room for the full peri¬od of the examination so that pos¬sible ambiguities in the questionswill be explained. This w'll alsoeliminate noise and interruptionsand' afford protection against thestudent, if there be any, who doesnot “play square.” The purposeof the slogan on the exam books,says the commission, is to rem'ndthe students of what is expectedof him.“The University of Chicago stu¬dents are square-shooters and wantfair play in the classroom as wellas on the athletic field,” Prof. F.C. Woodward, chairman of the com¬mission, sa'd yesterday. “Nearlyall of the students can be trustedabsolutely, and this great majorityis entitled to protection in scholas¬tic" competition and against the oc-(Continued on page 2)ADD UNUSUAL BOOKSTO SHELVES OFRENTAL‘XJlory Hole,” a novel by Stew¬art Edward White, is the latest ad¬dition to the Rental library. Thestory is of four people, and howthe inheritance of $12,000,000 eachalfected them. It made Uncle Zekea contented, polished man of the!world. Minnie became happy buta snob. Zozo was made into alonely l'ttie boy, and later becamea spoiled young man. But the in¬heritance changed Cousin Jimneither physically nor philosophic¬ally.Among the other recent additionsto the rental shelves is “Shadow ofthe Cross,” a translation fromFrench of Jean and Jerome Thar-aud. The scene of the story islaid 'n Hungaria. Another bookwhich would be of especial inter¬est to students of history is “TheGrowth of English Industry andCommerce,” by William Cunning¬ham. This comes in a set of threevolumes.Another new book of general in¬terest is “French Civilization inthe Nineteenth Century,” by Al¬bert Leon Guerard. “Goethe,” byBenedetto Croce, is a presentationof the poetical personality and de¬velopment of great poet by tnugreatest thinker of today in Italy.Additional copies of “So Big,” byEdna Ferber, and “Little FrenchGirl,” by Anne Douglas Sedgew!ck,have been ordered. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, DECEMBER II, 1924 Price 5 CentsCOUNCIL INAUGURATESRUSHING COMMISSIONPlace Gowdy, Curley, Barnes and McFarlane asRuling Body. Sophomore and JuniorSocieties to be Chief AidsButler Talksto Foreignerson EducationDr. Nathaniel Butler, secretaryto the president, was' the principalspeaner at the second annual din¬ner to students from foreign landsattending Illinois schools, which wasgiven last Tuesday evening at thegrand ballroom of the Hotel La¬Salle. Over 700 representative stu¬dents of fifty-six nationalities werepresent, 150 being members of theUniversity.Dr. Butler explained the mean¬ing that an association of this typewould have for the city of Chicago,and told of the aspects of educa¬tion for foreign students in Amer¬ican educational institutions.Other speakers of the eveningincluded William E. Dover, mayorof Chicago; William R. Dawes,president of the Chicago Associa¬tion of Commerce; Charles E. Mer¬rick, Brennan Packing companypresident, and Rev. Josiah Eibley,pastor of the Second Presbyterianchurch, who gave the invocation.John W. Thomas, vice president ofthe Central Trust company of Illi¬nois, and chairman of the domesticafid foreign commerce committeeof the Chicago Association of Com¬merce, presided as toastmaster.Three Hun dred InvitedThree hundred foreign studentsof the University received invita¬tions to attend and one hundredand fifty were present, making theUniversity’s representation thelargest in attendance. In additionto the foreign students from Chi¬cago, the Univers'ty was represent¬ed by Mr. Bruce W. Dickson, ad¬visor to foreign students; Prof. A.G. Baker, who represented thepresident’s committee on foreignstudents in the absence of the chair¬man, Dr. J. P. Goode, who was ab¬sent due to illness; Walter A.Payne, University recorder and ex¬aminer. and Ira J. Smith, assistantexaminer.Selections were given by the Chi¬cago Association of Commerce Gleeclub, with Herbert Hyde conduct¬ing, and music was furnished byVan’s Symphony orchestra.20 Cadets and OfficersGuests of O. R. C.Kleven cadet officers of the UniversityR. O. T. C. Corps were guests of theChicago Officers’ Reserve Corps Asso¬ciation at a banquet tendered them lastevening at the Chicago City Club. Ma¬jor F. M. Barrows, professor of mili¬tary science and tactics; Captain Mat¬thews, and Lieutenant Blair representedthe military department faculty mem¬bers. while Owen A!1>ert, Harry Howell,Arthur Drogmueller Charles Allen, Ev-erett Levvy, Charles Thorne, VictorLevine, Hugh Wilson, Herbert Mayer,,Ted Ray, and Manning Rider represent¬ed the cadet officers.Colonel Karrick, commander of theReserve Supply Depot at Columbus, O.,spoke on this depot, and outlined theobjject of the War Department in hav¬ing a depot at this point. The talkproved exceedingly interesting to thecadet officers.The banquet was given with a view ofgiving prospective reserve officers achance to learn about the association.VOLUNTEER WORKERSMEETMen on campus, who havedone at least one year’s volun¬teer service at the University orother settlement houses in Chi¬cago, are invited to attend themeeting of Kedu-Remthett, thenew secret society for men vol¬unteer workers, which will beheld at the office of the Y. M.C. A. Friday at 4. Aims andpurposes of thc'club will be out¬lined at this meeting. Plan To Enforce IFinancial PledgesA pla1- was proposed yesterday bythe Undergraduate council which, if^passed, .will force all students to payfinancial pledges made in the Uni¬versity to any organization whatso¬ever.This plan was devised at the sug¬gestion of the Y. M. C. A. for col- jlecting delinquent pledges. As out¬lined by the Undergraduate councilit consists of compulsory payment ofpledges with a penalty of withhold¬ing registration, or graduation diplo¬mas for seniors, in cases of delin¬quency.This plan has lveen submitted to jDean Wilkins for the official facultyapproval. If the hill passes throughhis hands it will be grven to theBoard of Student Organizations.Kenneth Laird, in commenting onthe plan, said that it would, prolvably,encounter no opposition from thefaculty board.SOUTHERN CLUBELECTS OFFICERSFormer Organization Comes)To Life After Year’sInactivitySouthern club, newly re-organizedafter a lapse in activity, has electedthe following officers for the year.Robert Wingfield, president; WeirMallory, vice president; John R.Crawford, treasurer; and Marianates. secretary. All are loyal South¬erners who are interested in the wel- [fare of such an association, accordingto I la Wingfield, prime mover in itsrc-orgaization.As a means of getting acquaintedand putting the members of the clubon a friendly footing, a theatre party! to the Gargoyle production of “TheDover Road" has been planned. Thej party will meet at 7:45 in the foyer ofIda Noyes hall. Those who are un¬able to see the play may meet in thegoyer of Maude! at 10:30 after theperformance and partage of the oyster(Continued on page 2)CHANGE PUBLICATIONDATE OF POETRYMAGAZINE“The Forge,” the campus poetrymagazine, will be put on sale nextTuesday instead of Wednesday, itwas officially announced yesterdayby the editors, Bertha James andGeorge Dillon. “The magazinewill promote art on campus and isan endeavor to see how many oncampus are really interested in thissort of thing,” sajd Dillon yester¬day, “and in it. Llewellyn Jonescomes to the conclusion that thisis the only magazine of its kind,”he continued.The publication will include manyoutside affairs that have some formof connection with the University,the editor stated, and George Dil¬lon, Bertha Ten Eye James willalso contribute.A meeting, held last night bythe Poetry Lovers of America inthe Art Institute, was expected tobe quite successful by BerthaJames.VILAS SCHOLARSHIP OPENThe Elizabeth Vilas scholar¬ship, carrying tuition for threequarters, will be awarded to astudent who is majoring inHome Economics (Food andNutrition) and who will “keep-herself fit.” Written applica¬tion should be made to MissBlunt, in the Education Build¬ing, before Monday, Dec. 15. Sophs EngageKirk Blowersfor OrchestraJack Kirk’s original MaroonBean Blowers will furnish the mu¬sic for the initial sophomore mixerwhich will be held from 2 to 4Fi iday in the Reynolds club. Thismixer wdl be for sophomores only,according to Walter Marks, presi¬dent of the class. “It is the lastsocial event of the quarter and itis expected that every man andwoman of the class will attend sothat an embryonic spirit may be!developed,” Maries said in com¬menting on the mixer.Mrs. Foster and Mrs. Keeney wUlbe the hostesses for the mixer.Wendell Bennet, a member of theexecutive council, was instrumentalin obtaining the hostesses. All ar¬rangements have been made for theReynolds club floor, refreshmentsand music. Jack Kirk’s orchesttawill consist of four pieces for thedance.The future activities of the soph¬omore class wdl be published infull in 'the Christmas issue of TheDaily Maroon. The date for theFreshman-Sophomore prom will bedefinitely set £hen, according toMarks of the sophomore class.Admen Struggle inMaroon SpaceContestAdmen contesting' for the silverloving cup award and the medalsfor the three highest raters are inthe final stages of the race. Ac-cord'ng to the advertising managersthey have traveled at a hot speedwith Jerome Zigmond placed in thelead with the greatest number ofinches to his credit. Eloise Whiteis running a close second with Rob¬ert Hilton third.“A contestant >n this race,” saidThomas Mulroy, advertising man¬ager, “can’t stop and eat pumpkinsalong the side of the road, likeSpark Plug did, and win. And byall appearances the admen are put¬ting on a fast six-day finish to thecontest.”The winner of this contest is tohave his name engraved on the lov¬ing cup which he may keep for onequarter. Gold mtdalions are alsoto be awarded to the three individ¬uals selling the greatest number ofspace inches.Christmas Issue Big“We can truthfully state,” saidHerbert DeYoung, business manag¬er of the Maroon, “that this year’sChristmas issue will be the greatesthi the history of the University.Not only have we enlarged thesize of the individual page this year,but also increased it by twentypages for the Christmas issue.“In order to accomplish the en¬larged program,” he continued, “ithas been necessary to institute both(Continued on pftge 2)Bazaar Articles ToBe Offered for Sale.Aprons, towels and \(fir(fcu‘A>ther arti¬cles suitable for Christmas gifts, willbe on sale Friday in the*jK W. C. A.room of Ida Noyes hall. The sale ofthese articles, which have been left overfrom the regular Y. W. bazaar held lastweek, will begin at 11*•>A full array of ChriHnffU gifts,whichconsisted of hand-made rlMliing, towels,Japanese prints, fanry sandles, and en¬graved Christmas, cards was displayed.In place of the usual dailyliktfl of sand¬wiches, the Y. W. served a luncheon.According to Josephine Maclay, gen¬eral chairman of the bazaar, a largecrowd came to the lunch, and the ba¬zaar, on the whole, was a decided suc¬cess. O’Hara Gives TalicOver KYW Station' —-Frank O’Hara, director of student jactivities, spoke last evening over the Iradio via Station KYW, the ChicagoEvening American, WestinghouseRadiocasting station, to a large aud¬ience of former Dramatic club mem¬bers, and told of the object of thereorganization of the various his-tronic departments of the Universityinto one Dramatic association. Thereasons that the W. A. A. Portfolio,Towers Players, Gargoyles, and theBlackfriars have all amalgamated,was carefully explained by Mr.O’Hara.In his talk, which was broadcastat 9 P. M., Mr. O’Hara also highly jcommended the comjng performance jof “The Dover Road.” the play byA. A. Milne, which will be the newI club's first presentation in Mandel ij hall on Dec. 12.MAROON STAFFPUNS BANQUETWill Decide Place of Feaston Week EndWednesday night, Dec. 17, the staffof the Daily Maroon will be given adinner by the editor and business man¬ager in appreciation for the work doneduring the Autumn quarter, and to cel¬ebrate the publication of the largest edi¬tion in the history of The Daily Maroon,namely, the Christmas issue. The placehas not been decided upon, but will beannounced soon. About seventy-fivepersons are at present expected.At the dinner, the announcement ofthe freshmen who have won reportorialpositions, after the competition of thequarter, will be made. In addition, thewinner of the circulation contest will beannounced, and the medal awarded. Onthat night the advertising contest willend; the cup and medals for secondand third places in the contest will beawarded.Speeches from some of the oldermembers of the staff will he on the pro¬gram, and the dinner will be a regularMaroon party. The work of the quarter(Continued on page 2)Junior Class CouncilTo Meet in Ellis 3Members of the Executive coun¬cil of the Junior class will meettoday at 3:30 in Ellis 3, it wasannounced by Graham Hagey, pres¬ident of the class, yesterday. Thiswill be the first meeting of tnecouncil this year and plans for tnecoming quarters w'll be formulated,according to the president.The members of the council ap¬pointed last week are: LouiseWeitzer, Elizabeth Stuart, LucyLemon, Susan Perkins, JosephineBedford, Janet Baldwin, AimeeGraham, Catherine Campbell, HelenLeggett, Winifred Ferry, Zoe MaySutherland, Allen Heald, Allen Md-ler, Robert Carr, Ray Johnson,George Bates, Earl English, ThomasMulroy, Thorpe Drain, Charles An¬derson, Paul Cullom and SewardCovert.Hagey requested the attendanceof all these members.Y. M. MEETSY. M. C. A. Social committeewill meet today at 4 in the Y.M. C. A. office. Through action of the Undergrad¬uate Council yesterday, steps weretaken to put the University on anequal basis with other conferenceschools in the matter of rushing ath¬letes among the Middle Western highschools. Four members of the seniorclass, athletes who have made a namefor themselves during the past threeyears, were nominated by the councilas an All-University Rushing com¬mission, and at the same time theschool executive body through Ken¬neth Laird, president, arranged thatco-operation should be given the com¬mission by the honorary societies ofthe Sophomore and Junior classes.Franklin Gowdy, captain of thefootball team, Harrison Barnes, let¬ter man in football and basketball,and manager of last year’s basketballInterscholastic: Robert Curley, quar¬terback on the Varsity, and BruceMcFarlane, captain of the track teamwere the four seniors placed on therushing commission by the council,with full powers to arrange dinnersand banquets such as might be con¬sidered necessary for proper rushingof high school athletes.Iron Mask to Work! Iron Mask, Junior class honor so¬ciety, will be the chief aid of the com¬mission, acording to the plan of thecouncil. Under its control, three orfour annual banquets will be given-for athletes and prominent men inCook county high schools, and speak¬ers will be circulated among the vari¬ous preparatory schools to rush fur¬ther for Chicago. Iron Mask will be(Continued on page 2)AGGIES PREPARE FORFUTURE LIFE OFDOMESTICITYPerhaps in future years whenwomen are in politics and men stayat home to attend to the householdduties, they will need to know howto cook a meal for the family andalso the exact amount of calories inthe food. The Oregon Agriculturalcollege believes in preparedness.The school has inaugurated campcooking classes for the men whohave shown their interest by regis¬tering in large numbers. As manyas sixty-two have already signedup, but the number is to be cutto fifty, as that is all the three in¬structors can handle, according tothe registrar.“Men take their work in campcookery much more seriously thanwomen and their att'tude is entire¬ly different,” according to the in¬structor in charge of the depart¬ment. “Usually if a man is inter¬ested enough to register for thiscourse he is more interested thanthe average woman. Men are notgenerally so particular about exactmeasurements, but they are inter¬ested not only >n food preparation,but in nutrition and food values.”This course is one of three cook¬ing courses given exclusively formen. Instruction in camp cookeryis given in the classroom, but mostof the cooking 's done outdoorsover an open fire. The majorityof the men taking the course arestudents of forestry, engineeringand vocational education. Thecourse is especially beneficial tomen who intend to he Boy Scoutmasters and athletic coaches. Otherbenefits enumerated are an appre¬ciation of the problems a w'fe mayhave in the selection and prepara¬tion of food, help in inculcatingproper food habits in children, andvaluable knowledge in case ofemergencies./ 4. ** 1Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, DECEMBER II, 1924SjjrSaJly jjaroonThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Sunday andMonday during the Autuntn, Winter andSpring quarters by The Daily MaroonCompany.Entered as second class mall at the Chi¬cago Postofflce, Chicago, Illinois, March13. 1906, under the act of March 3, 1873.Offices Ellis 1Telephones:Editorial Office Midway 0800Business Office Fairfax 5522Member ofThe Western Conference I’ress Association |EDITORIAL DEPARTMENTW. L. River Managing EditorAllen Heald News EditorMilton Kauffman News EditorVictor Wisner News EditorAllan Cooper Sport EditorDeeuier Lee Day EditorReese Price Day EditorWaiter Williamson Day EditorGertrude Bromberg Asst. EditorLois Gillanders Asst. EditprMarjorie Cooper Soph. EditorRuth Daniels Sopn. EditorFrances Wakeley Soph. EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTHerbert C. DeYoi g Business ManagerEdward Bezazian Asst. Business Mgr.Leland Neff Circulation ManagerEthan Granquist AuditorSidney Collins Office ManagerDudley Emerson ....Distribution ManagerThomas Field Looal Copy ManagerEliot Fulton Promotion ManagerPhilip Kaus Subscription ManagerMilton Krelnes Copy ManagerJack Plncus Service ManagerMyron Weil Promotion ManagerGOSH DARN IT!Xo such thing as a secret anymore.Write it down in Papeete, or Mozam¬bique, or Carmanian. You might aswell have used the Dean's English.They credit on the front page thevery next day; and the day after thatalong comes a man who is Professorof that, and translates the thing. Well,out comes the morning paper, andknocks our privacy into a cockedhat.Now if there would only somebodycome out tomorrow and say that itwas all a joke, and that the thingwasn’t any language at all, but just alot of letters. But we’re sort ofafraid it is the truth.SOUTHERN CLUBELECT OFFICERS(Continued from page *1)stew which will be'served in the Rey¬nolds club.Plan Active Program“We have taken this opportunityfor our first social meeting for tworeasons,” said Weir Mallory. “It willgive us a chance for a real get-to¬gether, and also will boost anothercampus organization.”The club is planning a very activeprogram both socially and education¬ally, so that the reorganization mayremain permanent. Their aim is todraw heavily upon the three hundredSoutherners now enrolled in the Uni¬versity, so as to form a strong asso¬ciation.The following persons iwpe beenrequested by the president to meettoday at 4 in Harper E10 to formulateplans for the club’s activities during1925: John R. Crawford, MarianGates, Gilbert Longstreet, I la Wing¬field.TREBOW ENCOURAGEDBY BROADCASTINGBY “DOVER ROAD”' Dover Road” ticket salesmen mustreport today in the box office in Mandclcloister between 1 and 3, it was an¬nounced yesterday by Archie Trebok,business manager of the Dramatic as¬sociation.Tickets for the play, which will begiven in Mandel hall on Dec. 12, areselling quite rapidly, Trebow stated, al¬though there are quite a few main-floorseats left. Such seats sell for $1.00,while balcony seats sell for fifty cents.“It is expecieu that numerous mem¬bers of the alumni, as well as peoplenot connected with the University, willattend the show on Friday because ofthe enormous amount of publicity re¬ceived by the Dramatic associationthrough the efforts of Mr. O’Hara,” saidTrebow, director of student activities,who broadcast over Station KYW lastnight, a story about the coming produc¬tion. “Already, we are receiving mailand phone calls for tickets from peoplewho learned about the show when the}’heard Mr. O’Hara broadcast on Tues¬day evening, and, undoubtedly, manymore people will attend and ask fortickets the last day.” NEW HONOR CODE WILLREGULATE STUDENT EXAMS(Continued from page d)casional man or woman, who, as tneresult of weakness or perversion,seeks by cheating to gain an unfairadvantage.“This is the fundamental beliefupon which rests the policy of thpjoint Faculty-Student Honor Com¬mission and to this end the com-miss'on has recently made the rec¬ommendations to Dean Wilkins.”The commission now consists ofsix faculty members and six stu¬dent members. Reasons for this jplan as given by the Better Yetcommittee are two-fold: (1) Per-manancy of the faculty gives thecommission/ a continuity of policy,(2) is democratic in nature, be¬cause of the equal representation ofboth elements of the University.The personnel of the body is asfollows:Student members — FlorenceCook, Aimee Graham, Gladys Walk¬er, Seward Covert, Bruce McFar-lane and John Merriam. The facul¬ty members—Professors F. C.Woodward, Paul Goode, D. A.Pomeroy, R. L. Lyman, GertrudeSmith and Temple.The concept that the cheaterharms no one but himself was laid |aside by the commission in formu¬lating the new plan. Since ther isno absolute standard for grading, jsaid the commission, the student!who cheats may force an honeststudent below the flunking line.The class sets the standard. Grades'are competitive. It was reportedthat a few are flunked out of every 1class, thus if the ones who shouldrightfully fail, cheat their way>nto passing grades, some honeststudents have to suffer. to subsidize athletes, and such a com¬mission as proposed will in no xvaybe tinged by the dirt of commercial¬ized college athletics. We intend togo about the matter of rushing menin an open and above-board fashion,along lines long ago outlined in. Mr.Stagg’s Interscholastic tournaments.Commerce StudentsGive Xmas MixerThe Students’ Association of theSchool of Commerce has arrangeda Christmas m’xer for Friday, Dec.12, from 4 to 6, in the Commerceand Administration building. Mu¬sic will be supplied by Bill Hahn’sCollege Crew, a five-piece orches¬tra. A unique feature of this un>tis the occasional bursting out intosong of various members of theorchestra.There will be plenty of holly andmistletoe, according to Paul Decker,president of the council. Refresh¬ments will consist of punch andcook'es.“The unusual feature about thesemixers,” said Decker, “is that theyare financed from the receipts ofthe sale of candy among the stu¬dents of fFo ‘-chool. In my opinion,this is an excellent plan, becauseit affords the students pleasure intwo distinct ways.“It is to be understood,” he con¬tinued, “th.t the m'xer is an all-*University affair and that everyoneis invited. Women especially, ac¬cording to the president, are wel¬come, since the affair is usually at¬tended by more men than women.The dance will be chaperoned byMr. and Mrs. J. O. McK'nsey andMr. and Mrs. S. P. Meeck.”ADMEN STRUGGLE INMAROON SPACE CONTESTCOUNCIL INAUGERATESRUSHING COMMISSION(Continued from page 1)the chief rushing committee at theBasketball and Track Interscholastics,a function with which it has been sad¬dled during past years, and in whichit was becoming proficient, accordingto Laird, who assigned them this dutypermanently.Skull and Crescent, Sophomoreclass honor society, will continue tostage its annual All-Cook Countyfootball dinner, the primary purposeof which has been to rush star foot¬ball men in secondary school near theUniversity. This year, the banquetwill be supervised by the Rushingcommission, though still directly incharge of the Sophomore society.Proposed by CouncilThe Rushing commission was pro¬posed by the council as a further stepin accord with the expansion policy ofthe University committee on athleticdevelopment.“The council believed that some¬thing must be done on campus tobring prominent athletes to Chicago,”said Kenneth Laird,” since so manyother conference universities are send¬ing hired travelers through the roundsof the high schools who drum up thestock of the college they represent inan effort to bring prep stars to thatparticular college. It has never beenthe policy of our athletic department (Continued from page *1)a bus'ness and an editorial drive.The typewriters over in Ellis hallare banging away on double dutyajid the advertising department iscast in a permanent sweat by theirendeavor to sell 3,000 inches ofspace. Already the admen have ac¬counted for 2,000 inches and themanagers believe that the remain¬ing 1,000 w'll be tanen care of ontime.”A VACATION IN THENATION’S CAPITALDelightful parties arranged for col¬lege girls for vacations or week¬ends. Trips to places of interest.Lovely dinners and teas. A va¬cation brim full of pleasure. Writefor illustrated booklet.“A Week in Washington”GRACE DODGE HOTELWashington, D. C.SER VICE—the Keynote of the Maroon OrganizationIf you are not getting your Maroon; if youhave been misquoted in the news columns; orif your advertisement is incorrect, call“JACK”atFairfax 5522“You’ll Not Call a Second Time'”Office Hours 1-2 P. M.( MAROON STAFFPLANS BANQUET(Continued from page *1)just closing has been marked by a num¬ber oi features. J“This is the first Fall that a regyfarSaturday Maroon has been published,”said Herb DeYoung, business manager,“devoted to the football games. The re¬cent rotograph section of one of these Saturday Maroons, was aonther newidea. The Christmas issue, already men¬tioned, is the largest of its kind. Finally, jthe six-column Maroon, begun by Edi¬tor Russell Pierce and Business Man¬ager Howard Landau last year, hasbeen continued this fall. PHOENIXOUT TODAY!RENT A CARDrive It YourselfBrand new Fords and Gear-shiftCars. *J & L DRIVE IT YOURSELFSYSTEMGil8-28 Cottage Grove Ave.4111 Hyde Park 4181 THEY KEEP COMING TOTHE SHANTYBecause the food is excellent,well-cooked, and wholesome; por¬tions generous, prices moderate,service snappy, join our HappyThrong for lunch today.THE SHANTY EAT SHOP1309 East 57th Street“A Homey place for Homey folks’ Wabash 8535RoyalandUnderwoodTypewritersRENTEDpk Rental purchase planJVyLL/01, easy paymentsTypewriter Headquarters411 S. Dearborn St.Old Colony Bldg.aaxaaa a.a a tea a a a a a a a a a a aaVa a a a a a a a a a a“a a a feWa talt a a a u'a’aa'a a a'a’a a a'a a a a a « a a a a a a a.a.a a aa a a a a aTelephone Wentworth 7809THE MIRIAM SHOP357 East Sixty-First Street CHICAGOWhere You Can Shop ComfortablyoGIFTS FOR CHRISTMASLINGERIE — NECKWEAR — BEADS — PURSESAt Most Attractive Prices.Early Selection of Gifts Will Be Held UntilHoliday Time if Desired.DISTINCTIVE STYLES INDRESSESFor Afternoon, Street and OfficeAll Radically Reduced.oCOATS AT LESS THAN COSTOpen Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday Evenings and EveryEvening From December 15 to Christmr*a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a aa a a a a a a a-a a a a a a a a a a a a a a.aa a a a a a a a a a a a a a :: a a aa a a a a a sfa a'.ala u‘a a*a’«The Place To EatFEUER’S RESTAURANTandWAFFLE SHOPTHE RENDEZVOUS FOR SMART PEOPLE SERV¬ING ONLY THE FINEST FOODS THAT MARKETCAN PRODUCE AT THE MOST REASONABLEPRICES.6312 Cottage Grove202-204 East 31st StreetWE NEVER CLOSEI4Jl.t.♦» 'Jr-\' /MAROON SPORTS SECTIONTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, DECEMBER II, 1924 Page ThreePAST FOUR YEAR GRID RECORD OFMAROONS BEST IN CONFERENCEACCORDING TO STATISTICS CHARTChicago Tied With Iowa in Games Won; Has FewerDefeats Than Any Other Big TenSchoolWhenever a team makes a fineshowing and especially wins a Con¬ference title it is the customaryand exceedingly proper thing tobroadcast the records of past yearsich are favorable to the schoolconcerned. Thus the so-calledChicago propaganda emanatingfrom Maroon circles Is only follow¬ing the custom of all schools toboost their Alma Mater. Thus theathletic department of the Univer¬sity has released the followingresume of the last four years ofMaroon football competition:When the Maroons finished theirBig Ten season undefeated and wonthe Big Ten title this year, theyfinished the'r fourth season of re¬markable success in football. Fewteams have ever rivaled the vecon'of Chicago in the last four years,when for an entire school genera¬tion the team was defeated buttwice by Big Ten opponents.In 1921 the team, captained byChuck McGuire, went through amost successful season, defeatingPrinceton at Princeton, and win¬ning all but one of the conferencegames, including Illinois and Wis¬consin. Ohio, the only team todefeat the Maroons, won by a tightscore of 7-0. In 1922 Chicago hada one thousand per cent team, go¬ing through the season without adefeat, again winning from Illinois,but was tied by Wisconsin in thefinal game of the season, causingChicago technically to lose a claimfor the championship. In 1923,when prospects were even brighter,Ch'cago played a six-game schedule,tasting but one defeat and that byIllinois, 7-0, in the rain, spoilingfor a third successive year a chance for the Big Ten championship. In1924, as in 1922, Chicago wentthrough the season undefeated,winning three games and tying butthree. Every other team had beendefeated at least once and tiedonce, giving Chicago a clear rightto the title.During this time Chicago defeat¬ed Illinois two out of three timesand tied one game; Oh'o, two outof three times and tied one game;Wisconsin, two times and tied twogames; Northwestern, four times,Purdue four times, and Indianathree times. In addition to this,Chicago has met each year fromtwo to three strong teams, delud¬ing such eastern teams as Prince¬ton and Brown in intersectionalgames, adding much color to theirconference schedule.One of the reasons for the Ma¬roon’s remarkable showing was thegreat defensive ability of the Chi¬cago team. The Maroons have longbeen noted as one of the greatestdefensive teams in the country andpribably over a long period of yearsno team has had a record of beingscored against less than the Ma¬roons. During the past four yearsonly 81 points or less than 4 pointsa game have been scored againstthe Maroons in conference games, arecord of which Chicago may wellbe proud. On offense Chicago issecqnd only to Iowa in the numberof points scored in the last fouryears, which shows that the Ma¬roons were not only a great d*>-fensjye team, but also powerful onthe offensive. This, in part, ex¬plains why the Maroons are on top.The following table gives the record Iof the Big Ten teams in the lastfour years:Points PointsWo n Lost Pet. For AgainstChicago 16 2 .889 276 81Michigan 14 3 .823 261 94Iowa 16 4 .800 367 144Illinois 11 9 .550 207 142Wiscons'n 6 8 .429 204 104Minnesota 7 10 .411 179 287Ohio State 7 12 .368 158 171Indiana 4 9 .307 46 242Purdue 4 13 .235 86 253Northwestern 2 17 .105 105 341ILLlNI OPENS CAGESEASON SATURDAYURBANA, Ill.—Teaching his shortpass floor game to a squad contain¬ing only three letter men and mould¬ing a team from a remnant of his co¬title winning five of last year—thatis the big job facing Craig Ruby, Illi¬nois basketball coach, as he preparesfor the invasion by DePauvv Saturdaynight.The Ulini picked a tough foe for theopening game of a season for whichprospects are not especially bright,for it was the Hoosier five which up¬set Ruby’s men by a one-point mar¬gin after two overtime periods in apre-season game last winter.With the squad cut tc 18 men, theman who will be seen most in actionbegin to stand out. Captain ojhnnyMauer, a forward, is the only sure betand regular of last year, while DonKarnes and Ted Haines, the otherletter men, complete the nucleus.Karnes, who is a veteran, probablywill appear at the pther forwardberth.Haines, another veteran of lastyear, who with Karnes, did not seemuch action, and Hollopeter, looksgood at guard. Reynolds, a flashysophomore, completes the trio whichRuby probably will use at guard inthe first game. .This arrangement will be altered ifHollopeter starts at center. If the coach elects to use him at guard, Mar¬tin probably will take the pivot posi¬tion.Orange and Blue followers are notkidding themselves that the DePauwgame will be an easy vTctc'y. for theyremember the disappointment of lastseason and Ruby’s handicaps of thisyear. DePauw loo, lost several goodmen by graduation, among themWhite, who hung up six baskets inthe Illinois game. But they raisebasketball players over in Hoosier-dom.FROSH TRACK OUTFITKEEP BOARDS WARMWITH DAILY PRACTICEThis year’s freshman materialfor the trac kteam is already show¬ing good form and is promising touphold the record made by formerteams.C. Mickelberry, a dash man, for¬merly of U. High, hurdler andquarter miler, and Jack Cusack,brother of Jim, a miler and broad-jumper, are the two most promis¬ing freshmen out for the team.Bill Weddell, a dash man, is alsodoing good work. Joe Cody, for¬mer Englewood star, bids fair fora birth as a high-jumper. T. Arm-stong, B. Stearn and Krogh are alldistance men that are displayingworthy form. Norris Cain, shot-put, is also doing good work. BUTLER FIVE TO PLAYMAROONS HERE* ON FEB. 3Butler has been added to thebasketball schedule of Chicago u*fill in the vacant date of Feb. 3.Butler has played here before andalways offers keen Competition to Ithe Maroon five.Pat Page, a Maroon basketeer inthe first decade of the century andformerly coach of basketball here,is now the mentor of the Butlerorganization. His teams are al¬ways primed to defeat Chicago justfor old time’s sake, and often theyhave been successful in the pastyears. Only last year his squadjourneyed to Chicago and trimmedthe Maroon championship five veryhandily.This year the game between thetwo rivals has been scheduled as amid-season game. Chicago realizesthe strength of Butler and hasscheduled it late in the season asa certain added attraction.Missouri Valley—BigTen Cage Game OffAccording to information re- jceived here today, the rumor that1has been circulating in basketballcircles in regal'd to a game betweenthe cage champions of the Big Tenand th ewinners of the MissouriValle yleague for the champion- jship of the Middle West after thepresent season is unverified. CoachNorgren, when asked about thiscontest, said: “I have, as yet, heardnothing about it.” Undoubtedlythis game would be a great attrac¬tion, but conference officials feel itunwise to schedule a post-seasongame. Coach Norgren would hotcommit himself on the value ofsuch a contest, but ended by say¬ing, “Conference officials most like¬ly would not permit such a con¬test.”PHOENIXOUT TODAY!FINAL INTRAMURALFALL SWIM TO BESPLASHED TONIGHTThe final Fall quarter intramuralswim is scheduled for tonight at 7:0&in Bartlett gym with the qualifiers inlast Monday’s predims ready to breakthe existing records for student nata-tors. The meet will be in charge ofHoward Briggs, intramural swimmingmanager.Last Monday four men qualified ineach event, the first two placers ineach trial heat. In all the events twoheats were run off. Qualifiers werenot placed in the fancy dive and theplunge which are not run in heats.F.ntries were open for these eventsuntil last night.The last swim held on Nov. 20, at¬tracted the largest crowd of Intra¬mural natators gathered at one meet,occasion. Howard Briggs expressedOne hundred men took part on thatconfidence last night that this eve1ning’s meet considering the men elim¬inated in the prelims would pass themark set by the previous Fall meet.PHOENIXOUT TODAY! MACS BEAT KAPPANU FOR UNIVERSITYHORSESHOE TROPHYUnorganized Champs AlsoBeat Betas inSemifinalMacs crowned themselves the horse¬shoe pitching artists of the Universityyesterday afternoon by winning two outof three matches from Kappa Nu inthe final tournament play. Just beforetrimming the Greeks, the unorganizedpitchers nosed out the Betas in a muchcloser battle for the right to meet KappaNu.In the finals the early play shewedthe Macs to be a much superior sextetof pitchers than their Greek opponents.The Mac teams of Christenson and Bal-lacrt. Miller and Feldner, took the firstgame from the Kappa Nu representa¬tives by scores of 21-12 and 21-18. Inthe third doubles match, Pokrass andGoodman outpitched the Mac duet towin, 21-8. The Kappa Nu football mencontinued to go strong, and won thesecond game, to take their match by21-17 scores.By the finish of this match. Millerand Feldner had defeated S. Klaff andGettleman for the second time. 21-12,tying the entire match at one apiece.The third doubles match looked to h*going inco a third game, when the Macsspurted to gain a commanding lead, andwon, 21-15 taking the championship.The composition of the teams and therespective scores are:Kappa Nu—Pokrass (21) and Good¬man (21) vs. Macs—Redmon (8) andPenstone (17).S. Klaff (18) and Gettleman (12) vs.Miller (21) and Feldner (21).T. KLaff (12) and Stone (15) vs.Christenson (21) and Ballaert (21).Tn the semifinal match between theBetas and Macs .each split the first twomatches to finish, and the result restedon the final game. Christenson and Bal¬laert, for the Macs, pitched in greatstyle against their Greek rivals, and,coming from behind, to tie at 15-15,they stepped out and ran out, givingthe Betas only two more p°*nts- Thematch was featured by very close shoes,ringers being covered and knocked offon several occasions.This gives the Macs their first All-LET’S GO TOOur Walter* SingOur Cook Dance*Our Artlat Wilt Paint Tour Plctur*KING OLIVER’S BANDWorld’* Greatest Colored Dane* BandOKeah Record MakersTH® HOME OF NEW IDEASCHIC AG US AM UNITE RfcJTDfcTVOUjThe Studio room now openFor Student Parties—FreeRent to Student PartiesHYDE PARK HOTEL CAFE51st and Lake Park AvenueDANCINGEVERY NIGHT, Excepting Sunday and Monday9:30 to 12:30No Cover ChargeA La Carte and Soda Fountain Service BIG TEN CAGEPRACTICEPURDUELaFAYETTE, Ind.—Coach Lam¬bert of Purdue is working his veter¬ans overtime in preparation for thehard struggle with the Franklin Col¬lege wonder five on December 19.The Boilermakers fear the strongMethodist sgquad for the latter wereconceded to be the best team in thecountry last year. The Franklin teamis composed of five men who haveplayed four year in high school to¬gether, in the final year winning theIndiana State Championship. Theyhave played together for two years incollege and have the most beautifulpass work imaginable. With Well¬man, Spradling, and Capt. Robbinsback and the other two men stillgreen, Coach Lambert faces a difficulttasw indeed.MICHIGANANN ARBOR, Mich.—Michiganwith three regulars hack from lastyear appear to have one of the mostpowerful cage squa ls in the Confer¬ence. Capt. Haggerty, one of thehigh point men in the Conference lastyear, Dick Doyle, veteran center, hackat the tip-off position* where he shonelast year; and lastly Red Cherry, thestocky guard who played such a daz¬zling game last year against the Ma¬roons and whom Barnes described as“sticking to me like a leech,” are allback. Coach .Mather of the Wolver¬ines lias numberless lesser lights whoshould display some real talent witha little practice. Secret practice is themenu in Ann Arbor. The game withthe Michigan Aggies on Saturdaynight is deemed important enough tokeep cut all spectators, thus lessen¬ing the chances for the plays to be¬come known to the enemy in ad¬vance.University win, and their second leaguetitle. In touch football they won in the“unorganized” league. They are prob¬ably leading the organizations in par¬ticipation points, judging from theirpresent standing. Interclass TrackMeet Next WeekFall quarter track meet i3 sched¬uled for the 16th and 17th of thismonth under the auspices of theIntramural commission. It will bein the form of an interclass com¬petition with hhe regular indoortrack events.Entries for the meet will beopen to all men until the day pre¬ceding the preliminaries. Theymay be made with Dr. Molander,faculty adviser of intramurals;James Cusack, Tom Eck and A. A.Stagg, Jr.On the first day of the two-dayaiair the following events will berun off: 50-yard dash, 440-yardrun, m'le run, 6-pound shot-put andthe running high jump. The secondday the 50-yard low and highhurdles, 880-yard run, pole vaultand the interclass relay will berun.PHOENIXOUT TODAY!RESISTLESSSYNCOPATIONHUSK 0’HAREPhone Harrison 0103MARMl FIELD 6 COMPANYFor the Right Giftto Give "HerWHEN you are a man and youwant to give a particularly nicegift to a particularly nice girl and youdon’t know what she can possibly useor need or long for, the Gift Bureauis at ypur service with valuable advice.Consult the Gift BureauSecond Floor, North,StateMain StoreJL 1Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1924WELL?Philosophers are very wiseAnd learned.And they will tell usThat there is no God.They speak with mighty w'sdom,And authority.And prate of Nature’s sequenceAnd of Infinite Causes.And then I look about me and IseeThe trees, and riversAnd the beauteous flowersAnd then 1 wonder if there is aGod—I wonder?—The Idol of the King.VIC WISNER rates this honoredplace today. One of his term pa¬pers had a comment in the marginwhich the boy was unable to de¬cipher. So with h's usual academicperseverance he asked the prof,what it meant. “Ah,'’ repliedProf. Terry, “that only saysPlease write legibly.” exactly dislike the women is elab¬orately unconscious of them.“Yes,” said Watson Geiger, “anew printer read the Phoenix lastnight for the first t‘me, and laughedso much—bla—bla—bla—.”But, of course, it was the firsttime.ALL-IN.“Beauty In Life” toBe Lectured on FridayMr. Charles D. Isaacson, of theGliicago Civic Opera company, will !lecture on “Beauty in the All-Around .Life.” on Friday, at 4:30. in Mandel jassembly hall, it was announced late |last evening from the office of the ]president.Mr. Isaacson has spoken beforeeducational institutions and civicbodies throughout the country on thisand other related subjects. His effort 1is to interest his audience in the high¬er culture. The lecture is offered at |the University through the courtesy of j, ' .the Chicago Civic Opera association |and all members and friends of theUniversity arc invited. No tickets of |admission are required. Y. M. ProgressesSlowly in DriveFunds for the Y. M. C. A. financialdrive are coming in slowly, it was an¬nounced yesterday by Ray Johnson,chairman of the finance committee. “Re¬ports are not coming in from the four¬teen groups as they should,” he said,“but this may be due to the fact thatthey desire to turn in a large report atthe end of the drive, Friday, instead ofseveral small reports daily.”The goal set in the drive is $2,000, andit is expected that this year the entiresum will b eraised. The money goes tohelp many different departments of theY. M. work. The men’s smokers, en¬tertainments, foreign students’ depart¬ment, cocial service bureau, co-operationwith other Y. M. C. A.’s, and othercommittes, are all paid for by the budgetmaintained from this drive.PHOENIXOUT TODAY!Cl iassi Fiec Ad S OFFICIAL NOTICESWISNER might have consultedProf. Manly, who seems to be ableto read most any language. Thebest part about that linguistic mas¬terpiece, Prof. Manly’s famoustranslation, is that none of us arein a posit'on to argue the matterwith him.E PLURIBUS UNUMDear All-in:Who is this Harried? Doesn’t hewrite the dearest poems? I knowthey are for me because you see Iam the original Virginia, and thenI have blue eyes, too.—Virg'nia, the First. Official Notice 10 per cent discount given to stu¬dents. The largest stock of luggagein Chicago. Standard Trunk andLeather Goods Co., 1028 E. 63rd St.Chairmen of the discussion j FOR RENT—To two men, frontgroups for the quarter will meet i parlor and bedroom together, $5.00at 4:30 today in the Y. M. C. A. I each, open Dec. 23. C. Ray Kleim,office. ‘ 6104 Ellis.VIRGINIA, the First, we assignyou to number four, rear rank ofthe third squad, Company B of theRegiment of Original Virginias.First dress rehearsal today in frontof Cobb—twelve sharp.Warning: Skip ThisWe don’t know who Virginiamay be, or Harried either for thatmatter, but the affair seems to bequite a matter of state.This last is the offering of KimValentine; we had to print some¬thing of his in order to get rid ofhim.DISSEMBLERSThe Ph> Bete who says he doesn’tstudy, thereby suggesting that hisgrades are due to a high order ofintelligence.The co-ed who climbs into astreet car and asks the fare there¬by implying total unfamiliarity withthat mode of conveyance.The would-be activities king whois kept from running the campusbecause of ineligibility.The bird who doesn’t take a fratbecause he can’t make up his mind.The prof who refers carelesslyto his “elementary pamphlet onTranscendentalism” hoping to im¬ply that he pays an income tax onroyalties. *More DirtI knew it many moons ago,That you would weary of me so.And ask me “please to pull myfreight.”I knew ’twas written thus byFate.tI thought ’twould hurt; it didn’tthoughOthers are sweeter far, and soWithout a qualm, w/thout a sighI meet you daily, pass you by.!Nor th ink I of the other man,For whom you thus gave me the“can.”It 'sn’t hard to stand the gaffI only laff, and laff, and laff.—Lone Star.The Kappa Sigs have a dog whoalready has the Sigma Chi cat upa tree. Like little Zalec he is aman’s man and though he may not Formal ClothesFOR holiday social functions theseTuxedoes will prove most satisfying—their comfort and luxury combine toestablish ease on formal occasions. Ourstyle innovations will be welcomed byCollege men.Men’s tuxedo suits . .Tuxedo vestsDress overcoats ....Dress gloves 3.Dress shirts 3Tuxedo shirts 3Dress sets 6Bow ties 1Dress handkerchiefs .Pure silk hose 1Dress oxfordsSilk hatsDerby hats 5.White silk mufflers. . ./jHJTAHR Best1 * (INC.)Randolph and WabashCHICAGO.fluffIM -$50.00 to $ 70.007.50 to 12.0050.00 to 110.003.50 to 5.003.00 to 6.003.00 to 6.006.00 to 20.001.00 to 2.501.00 to 3.501.00 to 3.509.5012.005.00 to 7.005.00f J to 25.00IT At l The Congregational club willmeet today at 8 in the dormitory ofthe di'cago Theological Seminary,1164 E. 58th street.Episcopalians and their friendshave been invited to the meetingof St. Mark’s society today at 4, inIda Noyes hall. A discussion on“The Church and the Campus” willbe led by the Rev. C. L. Street, jTea will be served.Dr. Herman Adler will talk on j“Capital Punishment” at the meet¬ing of the Social Service club to¬day at 8, in Classics 20.The trustees’ dinner for the fac-1ulties will be held tonight. Francais” today at 4:30 in Ida iNoyes there will be a presentationof “L’Anglais tel qu’on le Parle.”Dr. Melvin Mooney will speak on“Electrophoretic Mobilities” at ameeting of the Physics club todayat 4:30 in Ryerson 32. COWHEY’SMen’s Holiday GiftsMEN’S WEAR & BILLIARDSS. E. Corner 55th & Elli* Ave.FROSH COMMITTEE MEETSFreshman committee will meet to¬day at 3:30 in Cobb 107, with SeymourBorden, president of the class. Teresa Dolan DancingSchool1208 E. (>3r<l St. (Xr. Woodlawn)Beginners’ Classes every Mon., Tues,and Thurs. eve., 8:15. 10 Lessons tor$5.00. Single lessons. 75 cents.I riu Lessons, day or eve.Tei. Hyde l’urk 308©Dr. J. Tomcsik will talk on the“Chemical Nature of the ResidueAntigens” at the meet'ng of Bac¬teriology club to be held today at4:30 in Ricketts 7.At the meeting of “Le CercleEuropean ToursFor College Men and WomenSUMMER 192564 Dayi$395 and upCollege credit up to 8 hoursif desiredFor full particulars addressNEW YORK UNIVERSITYTours DivisionWashington Square, New York We are showing a largevariety of useful and beau¬tiful goods suitable fofrChristmas presentsJENKINS BROS.DRY GOODS and MEN’SFURNISHINGS1150-52 E. 63rd St.(Established in 1890) McAnany & FinneganPRESCRIPTION DRUGGISTSCor. 55th and Woodlawn Ave.Tty a box of Whitman’sSpecial University of ChicagoChocolates.“SEE YOUR UNIVERSITY FIRST”And in seeing it, the dining places attract as much in¬terest as do the traditional sights of the campus.Your University experience is not complete without avisit to the ARBOR. You’ll see all your friends there andenjoy the campus atmosphere.THE ARBOR TEA ROOM6051 Kimbark Ave.PATRONIZE MAROON ADVERTISERSA CHRISTMASSUGGESTION!Have you been puzzled by the annual problemof suitable gifts for your friends? Have youfound anything that would be just what yourfriend wants”?If not, we have a suggestion that fills the bill.It is not only useful but also interesting and lowpriced. An ideal Christmas gift!THE DAILY MAROON has three attractivefeatures this year that makes it useful as aChristmas gift. First, the 48 page Christmasedition will be mailed to all subscribers; second,for $3.50 the Daily Maroon will be mailed any¬where in the United States for the rest of theyear; third, an eight hour delivery service to allparts of the city is now being made.Especial care will be taken of any subscriptionscoming in under the ‘‘Christmas Gift” head.Drop in at the office in Ellis Hall and send yourfriend a present ofTHE DAILY MAROONTAKE THE DOVER ROAD DECEMBER 12