D£C ’J '<5 #Subscribe To The MaroonjWifliroonVol. 24 No. 46 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1924 Price 5 CentsCAMPUS WARMS UP TO DASH FOR POLEAUTHORITIES PUT 0. K.ON FINANCE RESULTSWomen’s Teams Lead Men; Suspect RuseManner of Covert, 1923; Add RummageSale, Tags, Teas InWith reports of success com¬ing from the Settlement financeteams, and from the quarters whereTag Day fruits are being garneredin, a favorable check.has been placedon Settlement finance, if the opin¬ions of the staff members are to beconsulted.At present the total profits haverun up to nearly $2300, and thereare several men’s teams to be heardfrom yet. There is a full week leftfor these teams to swell the final col¬lection total, and for the donors notyet reached to give their share.So far the men’s teams are trail¬ing those of the women with a totalof $973 as against $1,390 collectedby the latter. Tag Day netted thesurprising sum of $436. The inter¬est the students took in putting thisdrive over was enough, anyhow, toget the high praise of the entire Set¬tlement Night committee. There hasbeen a record set for future TagDay drives to shoot at. The teadances given at the various frater¬nity houses in the last few weekshave swelled the finances further.Rummaging Cashes InA rummage sale held Wednesdayand Thursday of this week at 55thstreet and Lake Park avenue tookin $80.Response from the 4,000 lettersseat out to alumni and other likelycontributors looks very encouragingto the committee, surpassing the expectations held in the beginning. Bythe end of the drive which still hasa week to accomplish the desired re¬sults the $1500 goal will be reached,if not passed. At the Wisconsingame the sale of balloons by thewomen’s club pledges brought in$40. Latest reports indicate thatsome of the teams have been holdingout on their returns in order toturn over a larger amount at onetime.No predictions can be made as tothe profits to be taken in tonight, butif the weather permits, and thecrowd turns out as well as they didlast year, the final sum that will beturned in to the University Settle¬ment ought to pass the mark of lastyear. This year the Tag Day planwas an entirely new idea.Recall 1923 SurpriseAccording to Seward Covert, chair-(Continued on page 2)GLEE CLUB PAUSES INLOG JAM, SINGSIN MANDELArctic tone will be added to theSettlement Night vaudeville whenthe Glee club appears tonight in lum¬berjack costumes. During the firstprogram, another feature will bethe presentation of a number of pop¬ular songs by Milton Charles. Raff¬ling will also be carried on betweenthe acts.According to George Harvey, thechairman of the committee, one ofthe most novel numbers on this pro¬gram will be the act of Wyelta Kingand Lois Russell. They will presenta number of songs about prominentcampus people. The two shows willbe of equal quality, according toGorge Harvey.One change from the program asannounced in yesterday’s issue wasannounced. Number seven has beenchanged to Barron and Lillie, whowill specialize in clog and soft-shoedancing. ( FIND IT HEREBOOTH RUN BYAfrican Dodger Game ScoreClubBags of popcorn Phi Kappa PsiBall and Kitty,chance game MortarboardCandy ' Delta SigmaCane Rack Sigma ChiCoffee and DoughnutsPhi Deita ThetaDart Game Delta Kappa EpsilonFlowers Pi Delta PhiFortune Telling Wyvern ClubFunnel Game Sigma AlphaEpsilonGoid Fish Bowl Delta ChiHot Dogs Mickleberry SausageCompanyIce Cream Quadrangler ClubPalmistry Chi Rho SigmaPigs in the Clover DeltaSigma PhiPopcorn Balls SigmaPunch Phi Beta DeltaRaffle MortarboardSpa Alpha Tau OmegaSpot the Spot Alpha Sigma Ph>REPORT BOUNTIFULGIFTS BY CITIZENS Dancing PublicGets Some InfoOn Jelly RollDetails on the life of Jelly RollMortan, music provider for tonight’sdance in Hutchinson commons, wereannounced yesterday and are givenhere for those of his publics who toethe line to his Settlement Night ca¬dences.Jelly Roll formerly played the pianowith the well known New Orleans“Rythym Kings” and wrote severalof his best compositions while withthis organization. “Wolverine Blues,"“Jelly Roll Blues,” “London Blues”and "Tom Cat Blues” are some ofbest known works. Shortly afterl hristmas he will take his orchestraon a tour over the whole country. Hehas recorded for Gennett, Okeh, Vic¬tor, Paramount, and Brunswick rec¬ords, but is at present exclusively un¬der the contract of Autograph Rec¬ords.Tonight his orchestra will play se¬lections from his own compositionsas well as many of the most recentpopular pieces. Tickets may be se¬cured from club women or at thebooth outside of the dance floor.Dancing will be continuous from 8to 12.1 he expectant dancers waiting fora* chance to display their talent willrejoin when they hear the first notesof Jelly Roll Morton's jazz orchestrapeal for across Hutchinson hall dancefloor. Hot music and plenty of roomwill be the high lights of the dance,and the decorations will be in har¬mony with the atmosphere of the "farnorth." ARCTIC JOURNEY THROUGH TOWER;CLOISTER, HUTCHINSON, REYNOLDS,MANDEL ENLISTS COLLEGE CROWDIgloos, Frontier Saloon, Icicles, Are Background for General Melee of Fraternities, Clubs,Organizations; Student Gang; Commons Floor Waxes Warm;Shoot Mr. McGrew in SpaDonations Committee SecuresAmple Support1,eland Neff and Catherine Camp¬bell, co-chairmen of the SettlementNight Donations committee, reportedfull co-operation from local anddowntown tradesmen in the dona¬tions of articles for sale in the ba¬zaar booths, and stated that a fullsupply of every sort of article wouldbe on hand.This report of the work marks theculmination of a month’s efforts onthe part of the committee, which, ac¬cording to Jack Kirk, general chair¬man of Settlement Night, has beenthe most successful in the history ofthis phase of Settlement Night work.“ Never Before,” Is Cry“ Never before,” said Leland Neff,“have merchants and tradesmen beenso generous in their donations. Thisis probably a result of the businessboom following the successful Re¬publican election, but whatever thecause, both I and Miss Campbell feelthat our efforts have turned out veryrosily. We spent quite a bit of timecanvassing the downtown retailers,and succeeded in getting a numberof donations of clothing and articlesof apparel which, we feel, will ap¬peal to men on the campus, espe¬cially.“It was one of our ideas in select-(Continued on page 2)Funds Mount UpIn Rummage SaleThe rummage sale held at 55thStreet and Lake Park Avenue for thebenefit of the University Settlementnetted $77.70 for the two days, Wed¬nesday and Thursday, when it wasrun, it wras announced yesterday byFlorence Holman and Stuart Lytle,co-chairmen of the committee.“Fraternities, dormitories, and citi¬zens in the neighborhood benerouslycontributed material for the sale,” saidLytle, “and we are very grateful tothem.” Tea Does All ItCan for CampaignThree tea dances, held over a pe¬riod of about a month at three fra¬ternity houses, have resulted in aprofit in the neighborhood of $100and a universal infusion of the Set¬tlement Night spirit. (Donald Mc¬Ginnis and Ellen McCracken, co-chairmen of the Specialties com¬mittee, secured the co-operation ofthe fraternities and other campusagencies for the support of theseaffairs.The affairs were held at the DeltaKappa Epsilon house, the Psi Upsi-lon house, and the Phi Kappa Psihouse. Admission was twenty-fivecents, and all three parties werecrowded. Then, to add to them, theSchool of Commerce and Adminis¬tration had a tea dance in its build¬ing. About every tea-going studentin the University was brought intocontact with the cause through oneor the ^ther (or more) of theseevents; and, according to Jack Kirk,general chairman, the work was adefinite contribution. Balloons for football ^garnes, cross¬word puzzles, suggestions for othergroups, there are some of the ideasof the Ideas committee. This com¬mittee, led by Charles Anderson aschairman, has been giving hints toothers and has carried out many byitself in order to raise money, for Set¬tlement Night.Selling baloons for the Wisconsingame was an idea which it originatedand which gave good returns.Another innovation is the crosswordpuzzle party which will be held on thesecond floor of the Reynolds club¬house beginning at 8:15. There willlie twenty new crossword puzzles, onefor each of the contestants. Onlythat number will be admitted, so thateverything will be conducive to con¬centration. The charge will betwenty-five cents.The slogan for the Settlement Night,"A Night in the North,” is anotherproduct of the Ideas Committee.Besides carrying out these planswhich it invented, the Ideas Commit¬tee has served to help other teamsworking to accumulate money for theSettlement. This, according to theeh tirman, was by no means a simpletask for one new idea is rare enoughwithout having to give suggestions ofvarious kinds to other committees.AND NOW —Final examinations for the Au¬tumn Quarter will be held as fol¬lows :8 o’clock classes, Monday, De¬cember 22, 8 to 10 A. M.9 o’clock classes, Tuesday, Dec.23, 9 to 10 A. M.10 o’clock classes, Friday, Dec.19, 8 to 10 A. M.11 o’clock classes, Friday, Dec.19, 1:30 to 3:30 P. M.12:30 o’clock classes, Tuesday,Dec. 23, 1:30 to 3:30 P. M.1:30 o’clock classes, Monday,Dec. 22, 10:30 A. M. to 12:30 P.M.2:30 o’clock classes, Tuesday,Dec. 23, 10:30 A. M. to 12:30P. M.3:30 o’clock edasses, Monday,Dec. 22, 1:30 to 3:30 P. M.4:30 o’clock classes, Friday,Dec. 19, 10:30 A. M. to 12:30P. M.Engineers of Tonight’s FeteRelax Greenwich VillageIu recognition of the work of mem¬bers and captains of the finance teamsand heads of the committees, all ofwhom have contributed to the mak¬ing of Settlement Night, the commit¬tee in charge has promised to give theteams a theater party to be^ held Sat¬urday, Jail. 3.First they will go to the Green¬wich Village Follies where it isplanned to reserve a row of seats tosee the present revue. The furtherprogram of the evening is not yet de¬cided upon. Transportation will heprovided by Edward Bezazian, whois in charge of the transportation forSettlement Night.“This is going to be a real partyfor the committeemen and all those invited are expected to go together tomake it a successful gathering,” saidJack Kirk,, general chairman.“The finance teams deserve especialmention for their diligent and effec¬tive work,” said the chairman, “forwithout them there would be no realobject in having a Settlement Night.When they agree to raise a sum ofmoney, they are expected to get it insome manner, for the sqccess of thewhole evening depends upon them:and the main purpose of the drive isto fulfill their quota. The financeteams and their chairmen assume agreat responsibility in pledging toraise money for the amount accum¬ulated. This determines the future ofkthe University’s Settlement” IN MANDEL HALLFirst Show, 8:151. Thirty selected 'members ofGlee club will sing. A quartetteselected from the members of theclub will render several numbers.2. Kollege Kinds—Deltho.3. Fayette Miller: Songs .4. Chinese Tea Party—Esoteric.5. Priscilla Scroeder: Spanishdancej—Delta Sigma.6. Wyetta King and Lois Rus¬sell: Popular songs.7. Barron and Lillie: Clog andsoft shoe dances.(A raffle will take place betweenthe acts of the first show.)Second Show, 9:451. Glee Club: Repetition of firstshow.2. House that Jazz Built—Wy¬vern.3. Small and Gaskill: Popularsongs.4. Ethlvn and Evelyn: Harmony5. Betty Wells: Clog dance.6. Street in Italy—Sigma.7. Dorothy Freud: Toe dance.8. Cross Word Puzzle—Quad-rangler.LIST SETTLEMENTNIGHT EXECUTIVESKirk Praises Work Done ByCommittee HeadsA complete list of co-chairmen ofcommittees who are to be creditedwith the results shown in SettlementNight, is given below:General Chairmen: Jack Kirk andCalista Twist; Finance committee,Aimee Graham, Seward Covert: En¬tertainment, Martha Leutsker, GeorgeHarvey; Booths, Katherine Barrett,Howard Amick; Publicity, Victor\\ isuer; Specialties, Ellen McCracken,Dqnald McGinnis; Decorations, Elean¬or Fontani, George Bates; Donations,Catherine Campbell, Leland Neff;Dance, Howard Smith; Ideas, AltaCundy, Charles Anderson; Rummage,Florence Holman, Stuart Lytle; Re¬freshments, Paul Arnal; Transporta¬tion, Edward Bezazian.“These committee heads deservepraise and thanks for their efforts,the results of which are evident inSettlement Night,” said Kirk in ex¬pressing his appreciation of the workof the committees. Leading the field in atmosphere forSettlement Night are the long linesof booths, this year in the shape ofEskimo igloos, which dispense almostevery kind of article that the crowdmight wish to buy. They are reallythe essential feature of SettlementNight proper, and gave the idea of thebazaar effect which Settlement Nighttruly should be. An enormous amountof work has to be put into the erectionof these booths, and the committee incharge of the work, headed by How¬ard Amick and Catherine Barret, andthe individual organizations who arerunning booths have completed a reallineup of booths by working practic¬ally all the time since the beginningof Settlement Night activity.Bowen McConnell has been incharge of the actual construction ofthe booths; Charles Eckstein was thepurchasing manager of prizes andchance games; Gifford Hitz allottedthe various fraternities their boothsand stations, and also has the notenviable job of official Trouble man.Jane Bruning and Susan Sims are incharge of all ticket sales for theNight, and are supervising the saleof tickets by club pledges. Kyle An¬derson, with a squad of fraternityfreshmen, has his work yet beforehim, for lie is to clean up after theaffair is over. William Cotant is incharge of signs.One of the most picturesque boothsof the evening is the Spa, now nolonger a mild soft drink emporium,but converted by the hard work ofAlpha Tau Omega into a typical Alas¬kan frontier saloon and cabaret, withan atmosphere of 44's, other gats,high-heeled boots and a brass-rail bar,presided over by a typical pre-Vol-stead bartender, even to the red nose.Some hot dancing can be seen in here,to the accompaniment of a real cab¬aret orchestra, consisting of a pianoand a fiddle, and emphatic thumps ofinterested feet. There are rumors, notdenied by the knowing, that a neigh¬boring town has planned a raid andholdup tonight, but as yet nothing hashappened to disturb the serenity ofthe occasion. “The Face on the BarRoom Floor” can be seen staring upfrom the rough pine- boards under¬foot, and the bartender whispers thatthere is liable to be a shooting scrapein connection with the man, Dan Mc¬Grew.Tag Day ProfitsMake $460 MarkTagDay proceeds are being count¬ed, ana an estimate of the total wasmade last night.The amount of $438 was on hand,and when everything is accountedfor, Paul Cullom and Esther Cook,co-chairmen of the committee, areconfident that the sum will reach$160.Cullom said that the Tag Day hasserved a double purpose in that ithas made possible the acquisition ofan unexpectedly large sum of moneytoward the Setttlement Night fund,and served to advertise Settlement inNight itself. VAUDEVILLE PROGRAMBROADCASTED BYKYWSettlement Night entertainers broad¬casted last night from 9 to 10 on theprogram of the KYW radio station.The committee in charge of the en¬tertainment reports that the local solosand duets, which made up the pro¬gram, went “into the air” with suc¬cess.University entertainers who broad¬casted from the KYW station con¬sisted of Florence <^iok and LucilleNichols, Wyetta King and Lois Rus¬sell, Ethlyn Seton and Evelyn Thomp¬son. Joy Yeasy and Katherine Boett¬cher. Fayette Miller sang the only soloop the program. Edward Bezazian,who is in charge of the transportation,took all who participated in the pro¬gram to the Evening American-West-inghouse studio. At 9 o’clock sharpall of those possessing radio sets tunedfor a program consisting of thebest talent that will entertain tonight.tPage Two HE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1924uUfp Saily JRaromtThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Sunday andMonday during the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters by The Daily MaroonCompany.Entered as second class mail at the Chi¬cago Postofflce, Chicago, Illinois, March13. 1006, under the act of March 3, 1873.Offices Ellis 1Telephone*:Editorial Office Midway 0800Business Office Fairfax 5522Member ofThe Western Conference Press Association PHOENIX TO MAKE .CHRISTMAS DEBUTNEXT WEDNESDAYEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTw. L. River Managing EditorAllen Heald News EditorMilton Kauffman (News EditorVictor Wisner News EditorAllan Cooper Sport Editor1 teenier Lee Day EditorReese Pri<-e Day EditorWalter Williamson Day EditorGertrude Bromberg Asst. EditorLois Gillanders Asst. EditorMarjorie Cooper Soph. EditorRuth Daniels Soph. EdltprFrances Wakeley Soph. EditorEthan Granquist AuditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTHerbert C. DeYoung... .Business ManagerEdward Bezazian Asst. Business Mgr.T.eland Neff Circulation ManagerSidney Collins Office ManagerDudley Emerson ....Distribution ManagerThomas Field Local Copy ManagerEliot Fulton Promotion ManagerPhilip Kaus Subscription ManagerMilton Krei eg Copy Managerjaek Pincus Service ManagerMvron Weil Promotich Manager The Phoenix, University comicmagazine, will be out Wednesdaymorning.Among the special features in themagazine are the cover design byJames Root, art editor, who has con¬tributed several other drawings inthis number. Edward Graham has"hlso made many drawings which willappear in the coming number.“Christmas in Logobogoland,” byRussell Pierce, will constitute thechief story of the holiday issue, ac¬cording to the editors. “The Hallof Fame” is also to be included.“The managers promise some real¬ly good articles, and have tried tomake this a true holiday number,”said Watson Geiger, business mana¬ger.A FOOT NOTE ON SANTACLAUSSanta Claus will do some of his bestwork of the year tonight. SantaClaus will bring together a philan¬thropic group ot citizens and students.Santa Claus will collect a fund fromthis meeting that will promote cheerand good health among poor andneedy children, little ones sorely mis¬treated by fortune, young Americanswhose only mainstay is a kindly andgenerous public.For a month, Santa Claus has beenat work on the campus. He has or¬ganized teams of men and womenwho have gone out into the city andcollected money from the well wishersof charity. Santa Claus has been theguided spirit of other groups of menand women who have spent hours inplanning a magnificent bazaar, an en¬joyable vaudeville, a stream of novel¬ties and amusements which will workwith one vast movement to increasethe hoard of the University Settle¬ment.The culmination of Santa Claus’ ef¬forts comes tonight. Then will he bepresent among the holiday throng,urging generosity for the children whoneed him most, creating a spirit ofmind fellowship which will go far inbringing lmP?iness to them, All heneeds is a little co-operation from thethrong. The campus has done itsbest during the past month, and itswork is on exhibition before thealumni. All that Santa Claus asks isthat the visitors show their apprecia¬tion of the campus’ efforts with openhearts and pocket books.Santa Claus has spent his time, hislabor, willingly, that a group of im¬poverished children may be happierduring the coming year. All hailSanta Claus!AUTHORITIES PUT O. K.ON FINANCE RESULTS(Continued from page >1)man of the committee, the entiremachinery of organization is work¬ing to the ultimate end of makingthe charity work “back of the yards”enter into its most successful andhelpful year. “Although the men’steams seem to be somewhat slowerin getting started than the women’s,they are moving forward in an at¬tempt to make a better showing thanthat of their rivals.” Last year ateam headed by Covert turned in, atthe very close of the race, a checkfor $400, and created a thrill that isstill remembered. “It is believedthat a like trick is being sprung thisyear,” remarked Jack Kirk, generalmanager.THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STORECigarettes — Fountain ServingCor. Ellis Ave. and 55th St.Adjacent to Frolic TheatreTel. H. Park 0761 Are Women PlasticIn Cavemen’s Hands?For news concerning the ever mys¬terious woman, here is your author¬ity. fellows. “Women have alwaysespecially admired strong men,” saida very learned doctor of ethics, “andmany think that she will not ceasefor some time to remain plastic in thehands of the muscular caveman.”Unheard of results may developfrom three or four mail order coursesin will power and physical culture. Ayoung man might be able to steer thefair damsel of his choice safely byan alluring window of any restaurantby a mere glance of his commandingeye. Imagine it. The timid womanwill adore you even when you areforcing her to ride home, not in acomfortable taxi but in a speedy Chi¬cago trolley.By sitting idly beside her and mere¬ly swinging so;ne caveman instrumentof warfare you may keep her at thetypewriter turning out your dailythemes and term papers. When thecollege days have passed and you sitmeditating on the Higher Good shewill take in washing. The learneddoctor undoubtedly knows his ethicshut we wonder if he knows these col¬lege women.REPORT BOUNTIFULGIFTS BY CITIZENS(Continued from page 1)ing donations, that each articleshould be suitable as a Christmasgift, and we hope a large percentageof the elite on the campus will dotheir Christmas shopping early andhere.”Miss Campbell, when interviewed,was more reticent than Neff, butwas sanguine about the report of thecommittee’s work.Grants Interview“Although last year,” she told theMaroon reporter, “I was connectedwith the Dance branch of the Set¬tlement Night campaign, neverthe¬less I .was in quite close touch withthe Donations'department, which,then, was under Charles Anderson,and I think that we have done muchbetter in donations this year. Neverbefore have retailers been so gen¬erous to a campus charity, thoughpart of our success is due, I am sure,to the splendid work done by LelandNeff, my co-chaiman, who speht manyafternoon hours last month in theClassified AdsATTENTION STUDENTS10 per cent discount given to stu¬dents. The largest stock of luggagein Chicago. STANDARD TRUNK& LEATHER GOODS CO. 1028 E.63rd Street.FOR SALE—A lawyer’s $85 gownfor $35. Heavy black silk and pur¬ple velvet. Phone Hyde Park 6410.Call between 12 and 1 o’clock.?WANTED—An ambitious manwho wants highly remunerative spare¬time work. An opportunity for onewho can sell advertising. Write im¬mediately. M. S. T., 2221 KirklandAve.FOR SALE—One tuxedo suit andone dress suit coat, both size 26.Call Hyde Park 3761. loop, drumming up donations fromthe loop retailers.“I think the booths will have anadmirable selection of quality goodsfor sale, and, like Leland Neff, I hopethat much Christmas shopping willbe done at the booths, both by camp¬us men and women, and by the out¬side patrons of the Settlement.OFFICIAL NOTICECourse books with entries made asdirected on pp. 3 and 8, should be de¬posited before the end of the quarter.Students should not expect the Re¬corder’s office to post their books atany other than the regular time. En¬tries will not be made in books de¬posited later than two weeks afterthe end of the quarter. Such bookswill have to wait over till a laterposting season. Students who willnot be in residence next quartershould deposit their books inclosed inaddressed envelopes bearing fourcents postage. The Recorder’s officewill not be responsible for books notcalled for. Students should leavetheir hooks in stamped addressed en¬velopes or call for them.Books which were deposited toolate for entry of last quarter’s gradesshould be called for immediately andthe owners should make the entriesfor this quarter also and deposit themagain.Students shouid not ask for theirgrades at7 the office in person or bytelephone cr through other persons.'Notice will be posted on the bulletinhoards and published in the “DailyMaroon” when the Course Books areready for distribution. The usual no¬tices of deficiency will be mailed assoon as possible.The University Recorder..The Bookstore will be open Satur¬day afternoons until Christmas.RENT A CARDrive It YourselfBrand new Fords and Gear-shiftCars.J & L DRIVE IT YOURSELFSYSTEM6118-28 Cottage Grove Ave.4111 Hyde Park 4181 PHILIP - D. ARMOURTO GIVE TALKMONDAYPhilip D. Armour, vice president ofArmour & C<$, will speak on “MeatPacking Industry,” Monday, at 3:30.in Harper M-ll. This will lie the lastof the series of meat packing lecturessponsored by the School of Commerceand Administration.Mr. Armour is the grandson ofPhilip D. Armour, who founded Ar¬mour & Co. In 1(>13 Philip Armour,III, joined the company, and becamesuperintendent o' the branches. Heis now vice president of the company,and has charge of all sales and ad¬vertising. Mr. Armour served in the,aviation service during the war.The puYpose of these series of lec¬tures is to help the students in choos¬ing a vocation. Theodore Fruelilingchairman in charge of the vocationallectures, says, "The vocational lec¬tures for this quarter have been agreat success. We hope that theyhave been a means of aiding some ofthe students in selecting their futurework.”Choose Your Christmas CardsAtWoodworth’s Book StoreLET’S GO TOOur Walter* Sin*Our Cook Dance*Our Artist Will Paint Yonr Pletur*KING OLIVER’S BANDWorM** Greatest Colored DanceOKeah Record MakersTHE HOME OF NEW IDEASThe Studio room now openFor Student Parties—FreeRent to Student PartiesHENRY T. HANSENHARDWARE — PAINTS — OILS — GLASSHousehold and Janitor’s SuppliesRADIO SUPPLIES935 East 55th Street Phone Midway 0009HYDE PARK HOTEL CAFE51st and Lake Park AvenueDANCINGEVERY NIGHT, Excepting Sunday and Monday9:30 to 12:30No Cover ChargeA La Carte and Soda Fountain ServiceMr. Sam Mungerinvitesyour inspection of acomplete display ofthirty-two new styles ofRegal College FootwearatVARSITY TAILORS1331 E. 57th St.on Thursday and Friday, Dec. 4 and 5REGAL SHOESFive Chicago Stores “SEE YOUR UNIVERSITY FIRST”And in seeing it, the dining places attract as much in¬terest as do the traditional sights of the campus.Your University experience is not complete without avisit to the ARBOR. You’ll see all your friends there andenjoy the campus atmosphere.THE ARBOR TEA ROOM6051 Kimbark Ave.THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH5650 Dorchester Ave. Tel. Fairfax 7988No need for a Christian to be dreary.Some people confuse religion with sleeping sickness.Embalmed Christianity is no credit to Christ.God expects us to be spiritually alert.Christian faith is not a brake.It is a spur.EPISCOPAL SERVICES, SUNDAY, DECEMBER 7Christ Church St. Paul's Church64th St., at Woodlawn Ave. 50th St., at Dorchester Ave.The Rev. H. J. Buckingham. The Rev. George H. Thomas,Holy Communion, 7:30. Sunday Service, 8 and 11 a. m.Morning Service, 11 a. m. Church School, 10 a. m.Young People’s Club, 5:30. Young People’s Supper, 5:30Evensong, 7:45. u. m.The St. Mark's Society Evening Service, 7:45 p. m.Thursday, December 11. 4 p. m.Meeting of the St. Mark’s Society Church of the Redeemerin Ida Noyes hall. Tea, and dis- 56th St., at Blackstone Ave.cussion on “The Church and the The Rev. John Henry Hopkins,Campus,” led by the Rev. C. L. Sunday, 8 a. m., 9:15 a. m., 11Street. Chaplain of the Episcopal a. m., 7:30 p. m.Students. Three services each week day.5650 Dorchester Avenue Church always open for privateTelephone, Fairfax 7988 devotions.Ea<Ji week an increasing number of adver¬tisers realize that the DAILY MAROON isthe only medium through which they can ef¬fectively reach the great number of studentswho have such potential purchasing power.For rates and other information call Fair¬fax 5522 or write the Daily Maroon, Box O,University of Chicago.Consult Our Copy WritingDepartment^ ^Our Service Departmentwill distribute otherliterature for you9 9 9Our Art Departmentis at your serviceW ^ ^Our Merchandising Departmentwill assist you in distributingyour goodsDAILY MAROONFIRST in Hyde Park and WoodlawnTHE MAROON FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR $2.50THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1924 Page Thre6ILLINOIS PRODUCESFOOTBALL CHARTSTO PROVE ABILITYStatistics Show Illini ToHave Margin OnBig Ten ~From Chicago’s Downstate arriv¬als, the University of Illinois, cometables showing that in the 12 yearsof Coach Zuppke’s regime over foot¬ball the Illini have led all the teamsin the Big Ten in the major Fallsport. In fact, the statistics show thatthe 'Ilini have won a margin of gamesin that period over every Big Tenschool which they have met.This is in Iced a fine showing, andincidcr'aby it demonstrates the abil-ily of Zuppke. When he took overthe reins at the downstate institutionof learning Illinois had been a con¬sistent loser. His first years were im¬mediately crowned with success, infact, they were his best years, whenhis team succeeded in repeatedlydefeating the highly touted favoritesof the Big Ten. Following are 'thecharts showing Illinois’ successes:W L T Pet.Illinois 40 18 6 .690Chicago • 42 22 6 .656Michigan 19 10 1 .655Iowa 28 18 1 .609Ohio • 28 21 3 .571Minnesota 26 23 4 .531Wisconsin 23 24 8 .489Indiana 12 28 2 .300Purdue • *11 33 4 .250Northwestern 13 45 1 .224Margin Over Other SchoolsWon by Won by TiedIllinois ApponentsChicago 6 4 2Ohio 6 4 1Wisconsin 6 3 1Minneosta 4 3 1Iowa 5 2 0Northwestern ..5 0 0Purdue 3 0 1Michigan 3 2 0Indiana 2 0 040 18 6ier594 Ohio-..).... cm cmThese statistics are compiled for aperiod of years in which Illinois’ suc¬cess was certainly marked. Chicagocan also secure such a favorable chartif the last 4 years were to be taken.'It goes to demonstrate charts meanlittle in the long run.The following exchange was re¬ceived with the tables, offering fullexplanation:UR BAN A, Ill. — Bob Zuppke’sfootball teams for the 12 years he hascoached at Illinois still top the con¬ference heap, if if the Illini did missotrt on the Big Ten championshipthis year. And even at that, to loseonly one game in two years is a prettygood record in 'he fast company ofthe middle west.Under “Zup,” Illinois teams lead theconference in championships won andtied, and in percentage of games won.And “Zup” squads have an edge of atleast one wictory on every rival uni¬versity in the Big Ten.In 64 conference mimes Illinois hascopped 40, lost 18 and tied 6 for apercentage of .690. Zuppke hasplayed no set-ups to roll up this total,for the string includes victories overthe teams produced by Dr. Williamsat Minnesota when the Gophers wereat the height of their power and tri-uinps over Ohio during the seven yearspan when the Illini and Buckeyesmonopolized the championship. Manycelebrated dopelspillers are includedamong Zuppke's scalps of victory,chiefly the win over Minnesota’s “per¬fect” team of 1916, Ohio aggregationof 1921, and Wisconsin’s champion¬ship aspirants of 1922—in none ofwhich games the Orange and Bluewere conceded an outside chance.Zuppke crowned Illinois conferencechampions five times. He took up theburden in 1913, won the tide the nextyear and tied for it in 1916. The()range and Blue slowed up until 1918when the Illini stepped out aheadagain and duplicated in 1918. Theywere barely nosed out for the honorin 1920 and hit upon poor seasons un¬til 1923 when they tied with Michigan.When Illinois engulfed MichiganOctober 18 by 39 to 14, Zuppkeearned a clear edge in victories overevery Big Ten team. WITHHOLD RESULTS OFCONFERENCE OFCOACHESAt a late hour last night the BigTen coaches had not officially an¬nounced the drawing of the 1925schedule, evidently with the intentionof holding the program for the Sun¬day editions. The schedule-makershave probably completed the heaviestpart of their work in secret sessionsand the formal draw will be the pub¬lic announcement through the presa.Rumors were prevalent about agame between Chicago and Michigan,but no one could be found to verifysuch reports. In fact, Coach Staggdenied the veracity of the rumor.The annual lllinois-Chicago gamewas likewise reported to have goneby the boards. This is hardly ac¬credited as being true after the show¬ing of the two teams on Stagg fieldthe past season.Two sessions of the convention ofthe coaches of the nation at the Audi¬torium Hotel were held yesterday.The morning session was devoted tothe formal opening of the annual meetand the afternoon session was devotedto Intramural discussions.The entire personnel of the Univer-sitp Intramurals Commission hasplanned to attend some of the sessionsof the association meet. Several weredown yesterday and reported theirfinds on the conduct of student ath¬letics.Finance, arousing of student inter¬est, personnel, equipment, choice ofsuitable sports, methods of rewardingvictors, office regulation and manyother prominent questions, were dis¬cussed.The University Intramurals com¬mission has been laboring under thedifficulty of starting a new thing thisyear with little experience in the ac¬tivity, though with volumes of writ¬ten material. This written informa¬tion has come from every college oruniversity of the nation which hasconducted in a systematic form stu¬dent athletics. Ohio State is probablythe source of the most efficient knowl-<*lge for the general intramural planin operation in the colleges today.Their plan was adopted by the Uni¬versity in its search for the best means of interesting students insports. This system includes the re¬warding of winners with cups and in¬dividual medallettes, and the grant¬ing of a cup to the organization whichpiles up the greatest number of pointsin all sports.Intramural SwimSet For MondayIntramural swimming entries willclose Monday morning at 11, accord¬ing to Howard Briggs, Intramuralmanager of the natators. Entriesmade for the preceding meet will beallowed for this meet, also, thus theclosure will effect only new entriesand additions to the organizationlists.The first meet will be an elimina¬tion preliminary to be run off dur¬ing the afternoon of Dec. 8, at 3:00.The first three places in every swimwill qualify for the finals on Thurs¬day evening.Intramural organization manag-ersfor swimming are -requested tomeet in the tank office at 2:45 Mon¬day to arrange for the speedy execu¬tion of the prelims.At the first Intramural meet ofthe year, on Nov. 20, 100 natatorsturned out to compete in the events.This was the largest number everobtained at a swimming meet opento the student body at the Univer¬sity. Howard Briggs last night ex¬pressed the opinion that a largerturnout than ever, would appear onMonday. Rain Dampens Workof Horseshoe ArtistsNow Is the Time For ChristmasCardsWoodworth’s Book StoreWe are showing a largevariety of useful and beau¬tiful goods suitable fafrChristmas presentsJENKINS BROS.DRY GOODS and MEN’SFURNISHINGS1150-52 E. 63rd St.(Established in 1890) Horseshoes were called off for theday because of rain, and scheduledfor Monday. The games will be be¬tween Phi Gamma Delta and PhiKappa Sigma and the winner of thismatch versus Tau Delta Phi.The games are scheduled to beplayed at 3:30 and 4:00. This play¬off will determine the winner inAlpha league.Tuesday the finals will commence.The Macs will meet the Alpha leaguewinner, and Kappa Nu will contestwith Sigma Nu. The winner of thefirst match will play the Betas in thesecond round and that victor willmeet the Kappa Nu-Sigma Nu champin the finals for the University cham¬pionship on Wednesday. MAKING PROGRESS IN SCHOOLCalls for a sturdy well nourished body. Students need thefull advantage of a quart a day of Borden’s Selected Milk.It is the most in pure food for the least money.BORDEN’SFARM PRODUCTS CO. of ILL. Franklin 3110The Bookstore will be open Satur¬day afternoons until Christmas.RESISTLESSSYNCOPATIONHUSK 0’HAREPhone Harrison 0103 MIDYEAR ENTRANCEIN order to meet the demands of col¬lege men graduating at midyears, aregular course of study starting in Feb¬ruary has been arranged. The curriculumis the same as that for fall entrants: therequirements for the degree may be com¬pleted by February, two years after en¬trance. Inasmuch as the class is limited,applications should be made at once.Graduates of the University of ChicagoAre Eligible for AdmissionHARVARD UNIVERSITYGRADUATE SCHOOL OF BUSINESSADMINISTRATIONGeorge Baker FoundationAddress the Secretary, University 1 1Cambridge, MassachusettsF. 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Fifty-Fifth StreetFOR LONG LIFE EATAT MASSEY’STHE MAROON FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR $2.50iFour THE DAILY MAROON* SATURDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1924at present, but we know several whomwe should like to see so honored.Notably the fraternity brother whotells us that Monday’s Whistle is al¬ways the best of the week.ON LOVEI chanced upon Love this morningIn a firay-green forest wrapped inmistAnd Love was a maiden with barepink feet.■“Come dance with me. Love," Iprayed.But Love said, “Not so soon.It is morning now but when the moonis fullThen I will dance with'you.”Then I was sad and wandered footheavySo Love, regretting, drew closer.“I cannot dance with you," she said.“But come I will skip a step or two.”“Not so. Love,” I replied, “lest skip¬ping nowMy feet grow tired and, when themoon is high,I dance with little spirit.”Ambling Philosopher.THIS is the first poem submittedin the Zaponckewowski Contest. 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