v y-vvuwwwVol. 24 No. 45JUNIOR OFFICERSAPPOINT COUNCILOF TWENTY-TWOHold Organization MeetingThursday at 3:30In Ellis 3Twenty-two# men and women, anequal number of each, were chosenby the o..cers of the J^ilior class atan executive meeting to form theJunior class executive council, it wasannounced by Graham Hagey, presi¬dent of the class, yesterday,Louise VVeitzer, Elizabeth Stuart,Ruth E. Lemon, Susan Petkins, Jo¬sephine Redford, Janet Baldwin,Aimec Graham, Catherine Campbell,Helen Liggett, Winifred Ferry, andZoe Mae Sutherland were the elevenwomen picked by the class officer torepresent the Junior class women.Men of the Junior class who willalso be represented on the councilpicked yesterday are Allen Ileald, Al¬len Miller, Robert Carr, Ray ojhnson,George Bates, Earl English, ThomasMulroy, Thorpe Drain, Charles An¬derson, Paul Cullom. and SewardCovert.Group Numbers 26The executive council of the Juniorclass now numbers twenty-six peoplein toto counting the newly appointedclass representatives and the fourelected class officers.The new organization thus effectedby the twenty-two appointive posi¬tions will hold its first meeting nextThursday at 3:30 in Ellis 3. Thepresident will explain the purposes ofthe council and they will then pro¬ceed to the business of determiningwhen and how often their next meet¬ing shall be held.Formulation of an executive councilfor the juniors shows the trend that^rlass organizations are taking at theUniversity to hold meetings in whichthe class is represented by more thanfour people. The council plan wasnot adopted at the University untillast year when Charles Anderson in¬augurated the idea for the Sophomoreclass of which he was then president.Idea SuccessfulThe idea worked quite successfully^nd the adoption of the plan by thejuniors are preceded by the Seniorclass yesterday when it appointedtwenty members to a senior executivepounscil.Two more classes have yet to ap¬point committee chairmen, these beingthe freshmen and sophomore groups,but it is believed that they will fallin line and organize executive coun-RELEASE NEW BOOKSFROM RENTALLIBRARYAnnouncement of the new books atthe Classics rental library was madelast night. The following publicationswill be released for circulation today:Undreamed of Shores, a series ofshort stories by Frank Harris whichcritics accerdit as being his best.Contemporary Drama of Russia, byLeo Wiemer.The Dark Hour, by Don Marquis.The Changing Drama, a treatisedealing with the theory of moderndramatics, by Archibald Henderson.Chekov, by a trio of Russian auth¬ors: Max Gorkey, Alexander Kuprin,and I. J. Buin. This book is a giftto the library by James Vincent Nash,'12. 'The Plays of Turgener, in two vol¬umes, translated from the Russian byM. S. MandeJ.Sard Harker, one of John 'Mase¬field’s .first attempts at modern fic¬tion, which, critics tell us, is amongthe peers of its class.Conversations on ContemporaryDrama, by Clayton Hamilton. Thisbook is a discussion of modern writ¬ers, including Rostand, Shaw, Pinero,Barrie, Galsworth, and others.The Bookstore will be open Satur¬day afternoons until Christmas. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 5, 1924 Price 5 CentsSeek ait Answer To“What’s In a Name?”King of cognomens, the nameSmith reigns supreme over allother popular competitors in theworld of names, if the student di¬rectory is to be taken as evidence.Appearing fifty times, it far out¬classes its prominet runners-up,Jones and Brown at least in num¬bers.Students seeking aid in voca¬tional guidance might well consultthe directory where a choice ofsuch professions as Paynter-s,Shoemaker-s, Mason-s, Miller-s,Weaver-s, and Carpenter-s, maybe found. Our institution is guar¬anteed sufficient nourishment by^he presence of a half dozenCook-s listed as students. Neveragain ought fraternity men to com¬plain that their suits are not col-legiately made with six Taylor-sin our midst.With nine Porter-s at beck andcall it* is the generally concededopinion that the one King on cam¬pus should receive sufficient serv¬iceShould, however, one be nomad-ically inclined, he might skip/ tothe Wood on the Hill and playHunter in Wild-s. There, game. would be plenteous! for wTithtwelve Wolfe-s, two Bear-s andfour Lion-s the adventure wouldnot be without its thrills. Amongother living animals he would finda Roach and a Peacock.(Continued on page 3)TRACK MEN SHOWFORM IN TRAININGlive Rules for Green ShirtAwardAlthough the regular track prac¬tice does not begin until next quarter,all candidates for the team are re¬quested to start practice now. Thereare no organized classes as yet butthe track men are training daily in thegymnasium from 3:45 to 4:00. Theprospects for this season’s teamare not yet known but a number oflast year’s men are out again andshowing good form. Jerry Fischer,who is taking care of the pole-vault-ers and high jumpers report that thecandidates are training faithfully andare showing class. Stackhouse, Kern-wein, McFarland, Land worth, andBeel are expected to do the best workthis year.A match is being arranged betweenJimmie Cusack, the crack Maroonsprinter, and Nurmi( the Olympicwonder, at the Coliseum, in an 800meter race. Cusack has recently runthis distance >in 1:52, which is justone-tenth of a second slower than theworld’s record.Frosh Track RulesThe rules and conditions for thetryouts for the freshman track teamor the “Greenshirts” have been an¬nounced. Any freshman is eligible totry out for this team. However, theymust observe the rules closely.1. The training rules must be con-cienciously observed.2. The standard of performancemust be made on two separate daysand not less than three days apart.3. Any freshman accomplishing oneof the following events will be placedon the freshman team and will begiven a green shirt. The events areas follows:50-yard dash twice in :5 4-5.50-yard low hurdles twice in :7.50-yard high hurdles twice in :8.220-yard dash twice in :26.pj-mile run inside twice in :61, or54-mile run outside twice in :47.54-mile run inside twice in 2:25, or}4-mile run outside twice in 2:20.1-mile run inside twice in 5:25, or1-mile run outside in 5:15.2-mile run inside in 12: or2-mile run outside in 11:45.Running high jump 5 feet.Pole vault 9 feet.16-pound shot put 16 feet.' \ ANNUAL Y.W.C. A.CHRISTMAS BAZAARTO BE HELD TODAYSecond Floor of Ida NoyesGala With BoothsY. W. C. A. will hold its annualbazaar today from 9 to 6 on the sec¬ond floor of Ida Noyes hall. Christ¬mas gifts and greeting cards as wellas hand made articles of both a prac¬tical and decorative nature are onsale. Proceeds of the bazaar will becontributed to the general budget tomake up the total desired in the falldrive of the Y. W. C. A. finance com¬mittee.The latest new addition to the plansis the grab-bag, which will be underthe direction of Margaret Carr andMargaret Hitt. The grab bag, dis¬guised as a caldron ( will be underthe supervision of a witch. Ticketswill be sold for the bag and will bepresented later to the witch in ex¬change for gifts. “Wc have a num¬ber of donations of great variety,”said Margaret Carr, “so that we feeleveryone will be interested. Thegrab-bag will be in operation all day.”Serve Luncheon and TeaA luncheon of waffles, home-madecakes and sandwiches will be servedfrom 11:30 to 2. Three combinationlunches will be served for 25, 40 and50 cents respectively. Tea and sand¬wiches will be served later in theafternoon for 25 cents. The menu isin charge of Lucy Lamon and hercommittee.Christmas decorations consisting ofcrepe paper, candles and other orna¬ments will be used to bring out thetrue Christmas spirit, according toMiss Margaret Clark, general secre¬tary of the Y. \V. C. A. “We wanta genuine holiday atmosphere to bevery evident,” she continued, “bothbecause of the nearness of the bazaarto the Christmas holidays and be¬cause of the gifts displayed. This isan occasion when everyone on cam¬pus can solve his annual Christmas(Continued on page 3)“Is Anyone ReallyHonest”? AsksFederationIs honestly a myth? Can anyonecandidly disclaim all dishonesty? Atthe open meeting of Federation to beheld Tuesday at 7 in the library ofIda Noyes hall this question andmany others of the same type will bediscussed. The object, according toIsabel Kincheloe, is to get the opin¬ions of the women present and to de¬termine whether the laxness on thepart of many of the students in regardto honesty is the fault of the instruc¬tors or the students.Dishonesty in relation to Universityaffairs will be one of the many ques¬tions raised, and those in charge willendeavor to secure suggestions forthe ways and means of the Honorcommission, acording to FlorenceHolman, publicity chairman. “All ofus have at least some, little pointwhere our honesty falls <down,” saidMiss Holman. “Dishonesty is muchlike a disease which spreads in epi¬demics and may become chronic inthe individual if/not properly checked.At this meeting we want to get theideas of the women on this, questionand see if things that are wrong canbe remedied.”The usual tables wiii be reservedin the cafeteria of Ida Noyes hallfrom 6 to 7 for those women who aregoing to the meeting.Federation will sponsor a quiltingparty Thursday from 3:30 to 5:30 inthe sewing room of Ida Noyes hali.Tea will be served and entertainmentwill be provided for those women whoassist in the sewing. .The Bookstore will be open Satur¬day afternoons until Christmas. \lntmmural Sunn, UNIVERSITY SET FORt0 “NIGHT IN THE NORTH”Record Crowd Expected; Igloos, Shooting ofof Dan McGrew, Booths, andVaudeville ScheduledMonday Morningintramural swimming entries willclose Monday at 11, according to anannouncement by Howard Briggs, incharge of the water sports.This entry is for the preliminarymeet to be run off in the afternoon ofNov. 8. The placing contestants willmeet again in the finals at 7:00 onThursday evening.The announcement of Briggs statedthat entries for the first meet on Nov.2!) will be valid for the coming meet.Additions may be made or new en¬tries put in.Intramural swimming managersare requested to meet in the swim¬ming office at 2:45 on the day of thepreliminaries.PICK OF EAST' ON GRID CARDCoaches Meet Today toArrange SchedulesGrid relations with Dartmouth wereofficially ratified by the Universityathletic office yesterday. The game,which was earlier reported, receivedthe O.K. of Coach A. A. Stagg withthe announcement that the game will(be held on Stagg field( on Nov. 14,1925.The game is the only one scheduledbut annual meetings on the gridironbetween the two schools will likelybe effected.The scheduling of the eastern teamfor next year furnishes the secondintersectional game for Chicago nextyear. Two weeks ago the Universityof Pennsylvania was placed on theMaroon program by a home and homearrangement. Chicago, will go easton Oct. 24 to meet Penn and will re¬turn to meet Dartmouth on the homegrounds on Nov. <14.Undefeated ElevensIt is an interesting sidelight thatboth of the eastern teams were un¬defeated elevens in this year’s cam¬paign. It demonstrates Chicago’sdrawing power in the east.Dartmouth went through its sea¬son being tied only once, by thestrong Yale team. Penn had thesame luck, being tied toward the endof the season by Penn State.The meeting of the Big Ten coachestoday and tomorrow will result in thedrawing up of the Conference pro¬gram. It will probably be out latetonight.Game With MichiganIt is rumored that Chicago hasbeen offered a game by Michigan for1925. The scheduling of such a gamewould renew grid relations whichwere severed in 1905 when the Wol¬verines withdrew from the conference.The last game resulted in the defeatof Michigan by a safety, and Michiganhas always been anxious to avengethis downfall.The other Big Ten schools whichhave been on the Maroon schedule inrecent years will probably appear onit again. Purdue may be the onlyexception to this.Issue Call for XmasMaroon SaleswomenCopy for the Christmas issue of TheDaily Maroon i piling higher everyday, which means that it will not belong until all forty-eight pages of thepaper are to be off the press. Regularsubscribers to The Daily Maroon willreceive the issue free, but others willget it only on payment of ten cents.It is planned that the papers willbe sold by women on campus, whowill be given liberal commissions.The women who desire to distributethe issue should report Wednesday,Dec. 17th, from 7 to 7:30, at TheDaily Maroon office in Ellis hall. SETTLEMENT BULLETINSThree more booths for SettlementNight were announced by the com¬mittee under Howard Amick andCatherine Barret. Theres will be abooth with popcorn in all forms,under the supervision of the PhiKappa Psis; an igloo, which strangelyenough is to dispense Hot Dogs, un-sder the management of the Mickle-berry Sausage Co., which will send(two competent chefs to turn out thesavory dogs; and in harmony with the“Night in the North” an Eskimo Pieigloo, run by the Acbeth Co., with at¬tendants. All proceeds from thesebooths go to the Settlement fund.* * *Aloha Ta" Omega announce the“Shooting of Dan McGrew,” in thesaloon, at 11:30 sharp.* * *Edward Bezazian, in charge oftransportation, requests all those whoare to participate in the KYW broad¬casting tonight, meet at 8:15 at E-ll,Harper library.* * *Charles Eckstein announces that hehas procured from White City a veryfine game called “Ball and Kitty”which is to be set up in the MortarBoard booth.* * ifMortar Board announces the raffleof a full blooded, pedigreed fox terrierpup, donated from Kempers, at 9:15sharp. At 10:15 fur pieces are to beraflled, and at 10:30, a set of booksfrom Bretano’s will be given to thelucky one holding the right ticket.Special tickets for the.raffle may beobtained from Mortar Board pledges,who will sell them during the evening.* * *Susan Sims and Jane Bruning, incharge of selling the Settlement Nightlickcts, ask that all those club pledgeswho are to sell tickets meet at 7:15sharp, to receive instructions, moneybags, and tickets.Explain Difficultyof AviatingHereAn explanation of difficulties inmental adjustment experienced byaviators after they complete wing tipsand nose dives was offered at the Uni¬versity yesterday where J. FrankPearcy and Theodore Koppyani haverecently completed experiments inorientation and vision alteration.Heretofore it has been thought thatthe semicircular canals of the ear arethe only “balance adjusters” of thehuman mechanism. Thus when aman loses his balance, he knows itbecause these canals are working.Must Find HorizonSome doubt about the canal theorywas expressed during the war, whenaviators announced that after tippingtheir machines and righting themagain they found it impossible to ori¬ent themselves again without first lo¬cating the horizon. Pearcy and Kop-pyani( by experiment, have provedthat vision plays an important part insuch an adjustment.The eyes of a fish were removedand a new7 eye inserted in the top ofthe head. After a short time the fishwas observed to orient itself tilted alittle toward the left side whetherswimming or at rest. The tilting in¬creased constantly and after fourweeks assumed a position with oneside forty-five degrees to the left ofthe vertical.Choose Your Christmas CardsAtWoodworth's Book Store Collegiate as the Eskimo! “A Nightin the North,” with the spirit of JackFrost, ’24, leading the fun, will greetthe visitor tomorrow night when heenters the sombre portals of Mitchelltower. Through the door he willcatch glimpses of snow covered igloosfrom which eager voices can be heardbeseeching the milling crowd to“Take a chance.” “Buy a ticket,”“Try your luck.” Frost spiritsstrangely engaged in selling dancetickets—from the brilliantly lightedHutchinson hall will come snatchesof a mean jazz band, for “Jelly Roll”Morton will be in there teasing thedancers with breath-taking melodies.Far down the aisle between the igloobooths the scarlet curtains in Mandelhall will hold forth promise of thecampus vaudeville to follow. For thisis Settlement Night in all its culmin¬ated glory.Jack Kirk, head of SettlementNight for 1924, and his committeeheads and councils have combined alltheir efforts and ideas into one unitedgroup of action, and have producedwhat they believe to be one of themost complete and original programsfor the Settlement Night that has everbeen presented. Choosing for thetheme of their production the slogan.“A Night in the North,” they haveworked out a uniform plan of presen¬tation which they believe will givethe best possible atmosphere for theNight. The booths selling candy,drinks, flowers, chances in games,chances in skill, and all the sorts ofthings booths generally hold forth tothe general public, are to be in theform of Eskimo igloos, to carry outthe general atmospheric scheme ofthings, and behind the counters Eski¬mos, in somewhat lighter dress thanwhen near the Artie Circle, will pre¬side over the ladle of punch andthe selling of tickets.Each booth is under the supervi¬sion of some organization; a great(Continued on page 3)ANNOUNCE VAUDEVILLEACTS FOR SETTLEMENTNIGHT ENTERTAINMENTGeorge Harvey and Martha Leuts-ker, co-chairmen of the SettlementNight Vaudeville program have an¬nounced the numbers to be presentedSaturday night in the two perform¬ances.First Show1. Thirty selected members of theGlee club will sing. A quartette se¬lected from the club will render sev¬eral numbers.2. Kollege Kids—Deltho.3. Fayette Miller—songs.4. Chinese Tea Party—Esoteric.5. Priscilla Shroeder, Delta Sigma—Spanish dance.6. Wyetta King and Lois Russell—popular songs.7. William Black.Second Show1. Glee Club—repetition of firstshow.2. House That Jazz Built—Wyvern3. Small and Gaskill — popularsongs.4. Ethyn and Evelyn—harmony.5. Betty Wells—clog dance.6. Street in 'Italy—Sigma.7. Dorothy Freund—toe dance.8. Cross Word Puzzle—Quadran¬gle.Milton Charles will sing a galaxyof popular songs relating to prom¬inent campus celebrites during thelast show' or on the dance floor Sat¬urday night.Four of the most popular numbersof the program are to be broadcastedtonight from KYW. the EveningAmerican-Westinghouse studio, from9 to 10.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 5, 1924ffih* Saihr JHarmtnThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Sunday andMonday during the Autuntn. Winter andSpring quarters by The Daily MaroonCompany.Entered as second class mail at the Chi¬cago Postofflce, Chicago, Illinois, March13. 1906, under the act of March 3, 1873.Offices Ellis 1Telephone*:Editorial Office Midway 0800Business Office Fairfax 5522Member ofThe Western Conference Press AssociationBUSINESS DEPARTMENTHerbert C. DeYoung. ... Business ManagerEdward Bezazian Asst. Business Mgr.Leland Xeff Circulation Manager To The Council(AND THE Y. M. C. A.)What’s the Conference ForWe Want to KnowSome time ago we ventured thesuggestion that Big Ten champion¬ships be made official awards, andthat symbols of these championshipsbe officially awarded. The confer-uf Eig Ten coaches, in meetingtoday and tomorrow, revives the dis¬cussion.We think that the coaches canagree upon schedules, favorable tothem all, which will permit unques¬tioned viettories except in the caseof a tie. This year, theoretically, atleast, we won the Conference foot¬ball championship. Yet Indiana andMichigan are awarding their gradu¬ating players the gold footballs ofthe type generally given title-hold¬er?.It’s not only the University that’sconcerned, here. Every other uni¬versity in the Conference may, atsome time, be in the same situationas we were this year. To save thefuture some tangles and some mis¬alliances, we offer our meager sug¬gestion to the Gods of Football. Letthem do as they wish—they will, any¬way.See the Christmas Book StockAtWoodworth’s Book Store Pending final action by the Un¬dergraduate Council is a resolutionwhich, if passed, will carry the Coun¬cil’s recommendation to the admin¬istration that the University takesteps to enforce the payment of allstudent pledges. Co incident withthis comes the announcement of theY. M. C. A. annual drive for fundswhich, plans indicate, will be pushedforward with greater fervor thanever before.The Y. M. C. A. has obtained theappointment, in most of the men’sorganizations, of representativeswhose work it is to induce their fel¬low-members to pledge financialsupport to the Y. The psychology ofrepresentation, plus that of the lov¬ing-cup competition, will run itslogical course, these influences, theenthusiasm of the moment, will in¬duce the coercion necessary to makemen pledge. Some of them willpledge an amount beyond their justability to pay; some of them willpledge to an organization which theyfeel has nothing to offer them.That’s the way to conduct a pledgecampaign. It’s the only and the ap¬proved way. We offer it for discus¬sion because we feel that it detectsthe error in any resolution such asthe one before the Council. Enforcedcollection of pledges, which will al¬ways be made under conditions ofcoercion, is out of the question; itis not wholly incomparable to in¬flict capital punishment on a manfor confession made under duress.We have every desire to see theY. M. C. A. succeed in its drive forfunds, and we solicit your supportfor that organization. But we alsodesire to protect the students whowill always yield to the fervor of themoment; they can’t be changed —they were made that way. And sowe urge that the resolution beforethe Council be dropped.Now Is the Time For ChristmasCardsWoodworth’s Book Store HYDE PARK HOTEL CAFE51st and Lake Park AvenueDANCINGEVERY NIGHT, Excepting Sunday and Monday9:30 to 12:30No Cover ChargeA La Carte and Soda Fountain Service HENRY T. HANSENHARDWARE —' PAINTS — OILS — GLASSHousehold and Janitor’s SuppliesRADIO SUPPLIES935 East 55th Street Phone Midway 0009Get Ready for WinterWINTER’S MEN’S SHOP1357 E. 55TH STREETOpposite University State BankKINGLEY SHIRTSVASSAR UNDERWEARINTERWOVEN HOSE SILK CRAVATS$1.00 to $4.00BERKLEY KNITS$2.50 $3.00 $3.50Satisfaction Guaranteed Society Brand Tuxedo CHRISTMAS SHOPPINGWhv noti r'srw/tfOpen Saturday AfternoonsUntil ChristmasThe U. of C. Bookstore05802 Ellis HallFOR SALECo-operative apartment. Beautiful newfireproof bldg. Close to campus. Fiverooms. For particulars see Mrs.Barton. C. W. Hoff and C°. UniversityState Bank.Order Your Clothes Nowfor the Holiday SeasonIt is wise to make arrangements for clothes for the Holidaysocial festivities now, so you can enjoy a leisurely selec¬tion and be sure of delivery in plenty of time.Exceptional Values$65 to $100The Bannockburns make up into ideal suits for general“service wear”—extra knickers make a sport suit. ScotchTweeds are always popular.The Michigan Avenue Store is featuringBURBERRY AND JOSEPH MAY OVERCOATS AND ULSTERS—RACOON GREAT COATS— SPORT COATS OR TAN ANDGRAY LEATHER—REGIMENTAL STRIPE MUFFLERS.FORMAL BUSINESSAND SPORT CLOTHES324 S. MICHIGAN AVE.(McCormick Building)7 N. La Salle St. 71 E. Monroe St. Artificial lightning was first publicly demonstratedon June S, 1923, in the laboratory of the GeneralElectric Company at Pittsfield, Mass,, when a two-million-volt spark crashed into this miniature villageWhat’s the use ofartificial lightning?It is mainly experimental, aidingGeneral Electric scientists to solvehigh power transmission problems.Many such experiments yield noimmediate return.But in the long run this ^ork ispractical and important. It is partof the study which must go onunceasingly if this powerful force,Electricity, is * to be fully tamedand enlisted in your service.Experiments like these areparticularly thrilling andimportant to young men andwomen, who will live in an agewhen electricity will performmost of lift’s hardest tasks.Know what the research lab¬oratories of the General Elec¬tric Company are doing; theyare a telescope through whichyou can see the future!If you are interested to learnmore about what electricity isdoing, write for Reprint No.AR391 containing a completeset of these advertisements.9S-941DHGENERAL ELECTRIC COMPANY, SCHENECTADY, NEW YORKTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 5, 1924 Page ThreeUNIVERSITY SET ROR“NGHT IN THE NORTH”(Continued from page 1)many clubs have their own booths,several fraternities will have booths,notably the A. T. O.s, who have ap¬propriated the Spa for their purposes,and have converted it into a real, old-time, Alasgan saloon and cabaret; theScore club has a booth, and severaldowntown firms have donated specialbooths with attendants for the bene¬fit of the Settlement.Something unusual and new in theannals of Settlement Night is the con¬version of Hutchinson hall into thedance floor for the event. Previously,one or both rooms of the Reynoldsclub were used for dancing, with nec¬essarily small orchestras, but this yearall the tables are to be removed fromthe Commons, the floor treated withwax preparation, and one of the bestorchestras in the country is to playfor the benefit of the dancers—“JellyRoll’ Morton, the famous colored jazzorchestra which has played for theleading dance halls of Chicago, forthe important recording firms, asBrusswick and Victor, and is givingthis special one-night contract to Set¬tlement Night as a concession be¬tween large engagements.ANNUAL Y. W. C. A.CHRISTMAS BAZAARTO BE HELD TODAYproblems by using the suggestions inthe bazaar.”Dancing will be held from 4 to 6in the theatre on the third floor. VarlLillie’s and Ben Turner’s orchestraswill play. “The orchestra consists ofcampus talent, and we feel that itwill be more popular for this reason,”said Josephine Maclay, who is in gen¬eral charge.Shop where stock is fresh and at¬tractive—at your own Bookstore.Open Saturday p. m.ANNA LYON TEASHOP «-Delicious Home CookingEvening Dinners . . . .60cSteak and ChickenDinners 75cSANDWICHES. WAFFLES,SALADS and SHORTORDERS AT ALLHOURS1449 E. 57th St.THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STORECigarettes — Fountain ServingCor. Ellis Ave. and 55th St.Adjacent to Frolic TheatreTel. H. Park 0761RENT A CARDrive It YourselfBrand new Fords and Gear-shiftCars.J & L DRIVE IT YOURSELFSYSTEM6118-28 Cottage Grove Ave.4111 Hyde Park 4181ARE YOU SEEKINGA PART TIMEPOSITION?We place your qualificationsdirectly before the employerswho can use your services.Hundreds have been satisfac¬torily placed.You will not be obligated ifyou come in and talk to Mr.Hoyt or Mr. Anderson. Theyare interested in aiding you.Herald and ExaminerVOCATIONAL BUREAURoom 212-17, 326 W. MadisonHOURS:8:30 A. M. to 5:30 P. M.Sat, 8:30 A. M. to 4:00 P. M.Tues., Fri. Eves. Until 6:30 SEEK AN ANSWER TO“WHAT’S IN A NAME?”The one Bishop on campus will un¬doubtedly have work, for with a Fordand two Moon-s influencing the senti¬ments of six Mann-s on a SpringKnight, the Church on the Churchhiliwill come in handy on a Sabbath day.Whe/her the three Ruth-s live nearthe one Beach or not, the most de¬tailed investigation has failed to re¬veal. It is consoling to note that atleast one Swimmer is enrolled. Theone Frost of the season, it appears,does not interfere with the ewelveWalker-s taking their daily promen¬ade.Strange as it may seem, there is oneGifts to Please Everyone onYour Christmas ListWoodworth’s Book StoreClassified AdsATTENTION STUDENTS10 per cent discount given to stu¬dents. The largest stock of luggagein Chicago. STANDARD TRUNK& LEATHER GOODS CO. 1028 E.63rd Street.FOR SALE—A lawyer’s $85 gownfor $35. Heavy black silk and pur¬ple velvet. Phone Hyde Park 6410.Call between 12 and 1 o’clock.WANTED—An ambitious manwho wants highly remunerative spare¬time work. An opportunity for onewho can sell advertising. Write im¬mediately. M. S. T., 2221 KirklandAve.FOR SALE—One tuxedo suit andone dress suit coat, both size 26.Call Hyde Park 3761.TYPING of Thesis, term papers,manuscript, etc., by expert typist.5417 Ingleside, 1st Apt. H. P.9065.LET’S GO TOOur Wltttn NmOur O»ok Dan cmOur Artbt Will Paint Tour PictureKING OLIVER’S BANDWorM*a Greatest Colored Dance BandOKeah Record MakersTHE HOME OK NEW IDEAS431 RUSH/ruunnt i^t/vubzvou;The Studio room now openFor Student Parties—FreeRent to Student Parties Barber for two Beard-s, but the great¬est tragedy of all lies in the fact thatthere is but on Stocking for twoFoote-s.Select your gifts without that coun¬ter jam of the loop. Open Saturdayafternoons until Christmas. U. of C.Bookstore, on the campus. A CHICAGO ETHICAL SOCIETYnon-sectarian religious society tofoster the knowledge, love and practiceof the right.THE PLAYHOUSE410 S. Michigan Ave.Sunday, December 7th, at 11:00 a. m.Hit. $TANTOX COITwill speak onThe Put lire of the British Labor PartyAll seats freeVisitors cordiallv welcomeShe Came from BostonandAte at The ShantyBecause she heard some girls in Boston talking aboutwhat “good eats” they had at The Shanty.Come Over and See for YourselfThe Shanty Eat Shop1309 East 57th Street“A Homey Place for Homey Folks” ROGERS — KENNEDY SHOPPHONE MIDWAY 3081 1120 East 55th StreetMarcelling ManicuringShampooingLEWIS HOSIERY & LINGERIE SHOPS1404 E. 55th St.1521 E. 67th St.Heavy Fibre and Thread Silk HoseAll Colors 95cHeavy Pure Silk Hose — All the New Shades — $1.50Best Grade Chiffon — Full FashionedAll the Latest Colors $1.65Heavy-service Weight Full Fashioned Lisle Top12 Strand Silk — Every New Shade $1.85CUT OUT THIS AD — Good for 10c on any PurchaseMIDYEAR ENTRANCEIN order to meet the demands of col¬lege men graduating at midyears, aregular course of study starting in Feb¬ruary has been arranged. The curriculumis the same as that for fall entrants: therequirements for the degree may be com¬pleted by February, two years after en¬trance. Inasmuch as the class is limited,applications should be made at once.Graduates of the University of ChicagoAre Eligible for AdmissionHARVARD UNIVERSITYGRADUATE SCHOOL OF BUSINESSADMINISTRATIONGeorge Baker FoundationAddress the Secretary, University .1 1Cambridge, Massachusetts MAKING PROGRESS IN SCHOOLCalls for a sturdy well nourished body. Students need thefull advantage of a quart a day of Borden’s Selected Milk.It is the most in pure food for the least money.BORDEN’SFARM FRODUCTS CO. of ILL. Franklin 3110ESTABLISHED 1818JILOTHIjKggD|furm;s!tin§ Qmbs,MADISON AVENUE COR. FORTY-FOURTH STREETNEW YORKTelephone Murray Hill ,88ooOur Representative will be at theHOTEL LA SALLEToday and TomorrowDecember 5 and 6with Samples of Ready-made ClothingFurnishings, Hats and Shoesfor Fall and WinterSend for “Historic American Buildings”BOSTON PALM BEACH NEWPORTLITTLE BUILDING PLAZA BUILDING AUDRAIN BUILDINGT*cmont con. BortjTon Count* Road 220 Bcllivuc AvinucpillUMIIIIIIUIWIIUIIIMIIIIIIIUIUIIUJUIIIIlUHIIIIIIUIIUIIIII!llllimUlllllllllt|lllll|||HIIUIHIIIUIIIUIIIIIItllllllllllllll!lll!inilHIIIIIIIIUltllllllllllllllUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIItlllllllllll!IUI!IIIIIIIUIIIIIIUUi>gGiftsGifts that endure, are more appreci¬ated. An attractive piece of Furni¬ture or a colorful Rug is exceeding¬ly acceptable as a Gift. Visit ourGift Section on the 4th floor, wherean unusual assortment of appropri¬ate Christmas Gifts await yourselection.ISpecialists in Rugs |and Furniture |ESTABLISHED 1875Q.W.Richarto&(o. j| 125 So. Wabash Ave. J»t North of Ad«»|iiuiHH:iiiwiiiMiiiHiiiiiiiMiiKiiiwuiiiiiiiiiiiiii''iimgiiuiinuiiiiiiiwiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiitiiii^iiiii.;i:iw:'iniiii;!i»i:iiiiuiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiMMii»»4wiwwiinitMroiiiniimiiiiiHiiiiii^ We are showing a largevariety of useful and beau¬tiful goods suitable fo/rChristmas presentsJENKINS BROS.DRY GOODS and MEN’SFURNISHINGS1150-52 E. 63rd St.(Established in 1890) 77or Young MenThere is nothing like aSTETSON[OST young men todayknow the importance oflooking fit. Good ap¬pearance counts muchin the game of life. The youngman who dresses with taste hasa decided advantage.But—it is surprising how littlethought the average man givesto his hat. It is his crown, yet heseems to stop dressing at the neck.Be careful in your selection ofyour headwear. When you buy ahat, select a Stetson. Its style isright, its quality means long wear.\Qhsier%tand (afe\“WOOD LAWN’S FINESTSEA FOOD RESTAUrw..,.From our connection* in the East the choicest Sea Foods from the SevenSeat are received dailySpecial Table d’Hote DinnersLOBSTER ISLAND CAFEf»4 COTTAGE GROVE AVE. JOHN SPIROS, Mgr.Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 5, 1924ASHESIt’s tough to meet the girlWho threw you down—You are among a crowdAnd you see her . . .The bottom drops out of everything,Yet you smile and laughAs though you areHaving a wonderful time—And say hello to herWith a calm, impersonal airBut a surging, turbulent heart—And become awfully attentiveTo the girl you have with youAlthough you feel sort of funnyTowards her;Gee!!It’s tough to meet the girlWho threw you down.Terrible Turk.ZALEC is looking a little pale to¬day; we think he was sitting up alllast night with a sick friend. He israpidly making friends around the of¬fice, and Reese Price was heard toremark that he likes to see Zallyaround; the little fellow makes thingslook so homelike.In Which Marks Have Some ValueDear Whistlers: IWell, I’ve discovered a method for |keeping awake during philosophy lec- jtures. I’ve got a game called “PencilBasketball." The only equipment isa pencil and other convival spirits,and each team picks a conferencename—Chicago being presented to thebird who arrives to class the latest.The game is played in three quar¬ters with time out for recitations and such unavoidable evils. Each playerrolls the pencil four times and if itcomes up with the trademark show¬ing this counts two points. We thinkthe prof is interested because hekeeps looking our way all the time.X. S. Baggage.P. S.—I would like to warn thecampus against Bert McKinney. Ilost eleven cents to him the other daybefore I discovered he was using apencil with two trademarks.TO ZALEC-AN ODEOur Zally is so very small,And he is alley-bred—And he has not a brain at allWithin his little head.He is not great in bulk or fame.Nor flaunted far on high—But we perpetuate his nameAnd here’s the reason why—Where womei} are in questionMen great in strength may fallBut Zally makes the girlies runInspiring fear in all.Dizzy.ZALEC announces the Zajoncke-wovyski Poetry Contest. Poems mustreach this office not sooner than Mar.1, ’24, and must be in English. Thesepoems will be published from time totime, and all unpublished ones will begiven Zally for dinner. All right,poets, step out for the Z prize,shake a foot.THE SETTLEMENT frontier sa¬loon is to be “like the Circle, atmos¬pheric as the Devil’’—which sounds tous like it might be hot air.They are to have a “Night in theNorth” for Settlemenf Night. But ifwe ask you for a dance, V. M., thereis no call for you to give us the coldshoulder.ALL-IN..4j£k. a * Um isual Shop-SellingUnusual ClothesThe clothes shop of Herman, Mar.dis C&Bogin Co. is unusual because here you areserved by men keenly interested in seeingyou get just what you want, in¬stead of by men whose only ideais to sell you something.And our clothes are unusual. “23 Point HandTailored” for us by Goodman Suss atRochester, they “match uo” in fabric, fit and"smartness" with those for which a merchanttailor must charge around $1-5. Yet they aremoderateiy priced at $4” to $75.Will you come in and see them?Suits $45 to $75 Overcoats . . $45 to $110Dinner Suits $57.50 to $30Herman, Mandis & Bogin Co.Entire Fifth Floor—28 E. Jackson BoulevardCorner Jackson and Wabash — CHICAGOA SHEIK.A CAVEMANA LOUNGE LIZARDon%lSUAlTlMEJJ/ORNTraof Stage annScREEN HeroIs a Welcome and Re¬freshing New Type ofHandsome Rugged,Virile Young ManhoodTHAT’S GEORGE O’BRIENThe idol of every girl or woman whosees his remarkable portrayal of ro¬mantic, adventurous Davy Brandonin theVULIAM FOXA JOHN FORD Production.WO 0 D C I MatineesTHEATER 1J I ** 2J.?°.(Sun; Daily. 3:00)Nights at 8:30 Carson Pirie Scott & CoStore Hours from Now Until Christmas, 8:30 A* M* to 6:00 P. M*Gifts for a QQan'sHappy ChristmasJUST a few suggestions. These gilts areevery age will appreciate. Every’ articlethe holiday sentiment. And there are dozenfor a man will be at a loss to find somethingSweaters and HosieryTo Match, $17.50 SetBoxed as a GiftThe sweaters are in the slip-over stvle—in many good looking patterns and color¬ings, with a pair of hosiery to match.Mufflers of Cut Silk$3.50 to $6At $3.50 are mufflers of radium silk withembroidered spots and-figures. Mufflers at $6 ofrepp silks in light striped color combinations.Robes of Terry Cloth,Priced $8.75Especially good weight—practically all arein warp dyed patterns, so much in demand. Theshawl collar style with full length girdle.Novelty Shirts, $3.50Pleated front shirts with collars to match arevery smart these days. Well designed—excel¬lent values. Others, $3.50 to $5.« Belt and Buckle SetWith Watch Chain, $6.50Sterling silver, initialed buckle and beltchain slide, all-leather belt—a combination set allattractively boxed as a gift.Golf Hosiery, $4.95A great variety of new colorings and all-over patterns in these assortments.Golf Sets, at $11.75The set consists of golf bag and four clubs—mashie, putter, midiron with brassie or driver. the kinds that men and young men of almostmentioned is especially appropriate to conveys of others here so that no one who choosespractical, smart and new.Fine Silk Shirts, $8.50Fancy colored stripes in neat patterns, aswell as all white—shirts of all-silk broadclothcertain to give long service. Sizes 14 to 17.Suede Jackets, $15Practical for windy, cold weather. Madewith knitted neck, wrist and waist band. Lined.Men’s Crochet Ties,All-Silk, $3In the cross striped pattern which is so pop¬ular, in a wide variety of colors. These cravatshave just been received. Others, $2 to $5.Men’s Dressing GownsOf Silk Mixed Fabrics$13.75'Two different styles, both popular withmen. This low price is possible because ofa special purchase just effected.Initialed Handkerchiefs$3 the Box of SixOf linen of good quality, individually ini¬tialed. Attractively boxed as a gift.All-Wool Golf Knickers$10.75Many good-looking plaid patterns that areespecially popular. All sizes.“Red Wing” Golf Balls$5 the Half-DozenSpecially boxed for gifts, $5 the half-dozen;$9 the dozen.Men’s Store, First and Second Floors, South. III