Vol, 24 No. 43 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 3, 1924 \Price 3 CentsBARNES SELECTSMEN FOR SENIORCLASS COUNCILPlans to Begin Work WithNew BodyEarlyThe appointments to the SeniorClass executive council were madeyesterday afternoon by HarrisonBarnes, president of the senior class.The executive council will be madeup of twenty members and will in¬clude the class officers. Those ap¬pointed to a position on the councilare: Elsa Allison, Martha Leutsker,Isabell Kinchloe, Elizabeth Barret,Marie Taylor, Marie Bachrach, Jo¬sephine Maclay, Florence Holman,Howard Amick, Donald Irwin, BruceMacFarland, Robert Howell, LeslieRiver. Donald Lockett, Charles Koe-ru>r Theodore Schimberg.“Although the executive councilis not a new idea, it was never triedout before in this University untillast year,” said Barges, “when itwas inaugurated in the Sophomoreclass by Charles Anderson. In thisclass administration the plan of theexecutive council proved uncommon¬ly successful. Acting on this proof,the senior class of this year hasadopted the system in place of theold arrangement of ctass commit¬tees.”Meet Bi WeeklyThe executive council itself willmeet at appointed times, probably Ibi-weekly, to discuss and formulateplans for class parties, class admin¬istration and all matters relating tothe management of the class. Un¬der this system the class officers andcouncillors will be brought togetherat regular intervals and thus doaway with the old delay which al¬ways occurred in the committee sys¬tem of class management. Theopinions of the leaders of the classwill be formulated into finished poli¬cies at one meeting of the councilwhen individual problems will passbefore the members for approval.The whole system of business rou¬tine will be more efficient.The selection of this form of gov¬ernment by the senior class givesthe system a certain prestige on thecampus. Having been adopted suc¬cessfully in other universities, theseniors hope to carry on the exam¬ple set by last year’s sophomoreclass and show that the executive(Continued on page 2) Burton Replies ToStraton’s AttackIn an address before the BaptistBible Union of America Mondaynight. Rev. John Roach Stratondeclared that the University ofChicago and the New York The¬ological Seminary are doing moreto blight religion than all otherforces combined. “The Rockefel¬ler money is the greatest cursethat rests today on the Baptist de-namination,” Straton alleged.When asked to comment on theremarks of Dr. Straton, PresidentErnest DeWitt Burton said thatthe question of religion involvedin the discussion in which a num¬ber of churchmen have taken partfor some time were so well know>»-tliat he did not consider it neces¬sary to reply to Dr. Straton.The Rev. Mr. Straton was par¬ticularly aroused by the remarksof John D. Rockefeller, Jr., beforea men's Bible class last Sunday,who has just given one million dol¬lars to the Union Theological Sem¬inary in NeW York City, whichrepresents a group of live denom¬inations. The Rev. Mr. Stratontook sharp issue with Mr. Rocke-(Continued on page 2)FORTY EIGHT PAGEMAROON OUT XMASRecord Issue of Daily OnCampus Dec. 17Forty-eight pages of news, features,rotograplis, and sports will be pub¬lished as the Christmas issue of TheDaily Maroon to be distributed onDec. 17, it was announced yesterdayby Les River, editor, following a con¬ference between the business and edi¬torial departments cti the University’sdaily student publication. Work onthe issue, the largest ever published inthe history of the University, will bestarted today in order that the papermay go to the printer at the earliestpossible date.The holiday number has been di¬vided into five sections, each of whichwill be under the direction of one ofthe news editors. Twelve pages willbe devoted entirely to general newsof the campus, and will be numbered(Continued on page 2)Call For FederationFrosh QuestionnairesPHI SIGMA LAUNCHESCAMPAIGN FOREXPANSIONI'rof. Clyde Murley of the LatinDepartment of Northwestern Univer-Mty will speak at the meeting of theUndergraduate Classical club to beheld tomorrow at 4:30 in Classics 20.The members of the classical club ofNorthwestern, of which Tim Lowry,football man. is president, have beeninvited to attend.Phi Sigma has begun work on itsnational expansion plan by writingto Northwestern University. OhioUniversity at Athens, and I ndianaiUniversity, asking them to join inmaking the organization a nationalfraternity. Although neither Ohionor Indiana have been heard from.Northwestern is considering becom¬ing Beta chapter. Phi Sigma at thisinstitution will be Alpha chapter.The organization will hold its an¬nual Saturnalia on Friday, Dec. 12. inthe sun parlor of Ida Noyes hall.After the banquet there will be musicand various other kinds of entertain¬ment similar to that enjoyed by theancient Romans.Marjorie Olson, chairman of theaffair, hopes to give it a real clas¬sical atmosphere. “This is to be abit of old Rome transported to thetwentieth century.” she said, “and wehope that all classical students willattend.” Meeting of the women appointedby Federation to interview freshmenhas been called for Thursday at 3:30in Ida Noyes hall. Interviewers arerequested to turn in the question¬naires at the meeting or in Box 42,Beecher hall, before Monday.Every year Federation through thissystem of interviews endeavors to getin touch with all entering freshmenwomen and to impress on them thefact that there is a place in the Uni¬versity where they can find congenialwork and associates. Questionnairesprovide Federation with informationconcerning each freshman’s interests,personality, special abilities, and highschool activities. These lists of thefreshmen interests are sent to the!various campus organizations.“I want to emphasize the need ofthe immediate return of the question¬naires filled out by all freshmen wo¬men,” said Jeanette Baldwin, who ispersonal chairman of the FederationCouncil, “for each freshman is en¬titled to an opportunity of displayingher ability, and of receiving as muchhelp as she needs.”GRADUATE WOMEN MEETGraduate Women’s club will holdan important business meeting todayat 4:30 in the theatre of Ida Noyeshall. A constitution will 'be present¬ed and adopted, and officials will beelected at this meeting. All gradu¬ate women have been urged to bepresent. SETTLEMENT NIGHTCOMMITTEE PLANSLARGER PROGRAM Political Science Department OffersReport on Crookedness in ElectionsAdd Crossword Puzzles andRaffle to EntertainmentSolving of crossword puzzles andrafflh.g will be on the program forSettlement night next Saturday, asplanned by the ideas committee, head¬ed by Alta Cundy and Charles An¬derson. Mortar Board will be incharge of the raffling and selling ofchances.The crossword puzzle party willbe held on the second floor of theReynolds club house beginning at7:45. Attendance has been limitedto twenty to allow those who cometo concentrate thoroughly, accordingto Charles Anderson, who has chargeof the affair. “We have twenty ab¬solutely new crossword puzzles,” hesaid, “which will be given to the con¬testants as they enter. Each personwill have a corner of the room tohimself. The prize goes to the personwho finishes his puzzle correctly first.A group of four or five may worktogether on a puzzle and receive theprize on the same conditions as per¬tain to a single person.” The priceof admission will be twenty-fivecents.Raffling will bp sponsored by Mor¬tar Board. The women will gothrough the crowd, selling chancesfor the articles, which have all beendonated for the occasion by various After three weeks of comprehensivestudy the committee! on fraudulentvoting made up of members of thePolitical Science department, hascompiled a report which includesevery phase of crookedness in politicsas viewed in the recent national elec¬tion. Material for the report was ob¬tained from papers written by thestudents in the various political sci¬ence classes who acted as watchers atthe polling places. Cross examina¬tion of students that made question¬able remarks W’as resorted to in anendeavor to give only those facts thatwere true.After compiling the report it wasfound to embody approximately sixthousand words, and it is the mostextensive and accurate report thathas been issued for several years, ac¬cording to Mr. Jerome Kerwin of thePolitical Science department. Thecompleted article will be mimeo¬graphed by the department and dis¬tributed to several civic organizations.Mr. Jarecki, election judge of the cityof Chicago, lias expressed a desire toreceive the report which is unbiasedby cranky reformers.Discuss OfficialsThe material of the report consistsof a discussion of crooked electionofficials, the ‘ power of the politicalboss, the inadequacy of polling placesand the lack of law, order and policeprotection. The student watchers atthe polls noticed many irregularities,several being offered liquor and poli¬tical offices. Election judges wereoftimes caught marking and initial¬ing ballots, many were under the in¬ EXTEND YEAR BOOKDRIVE FOR ONE WEEKPlan to Raise Subscription Price in1925 JELLY ROLL JAZZIN COMMONS FOR‘NIGHT IN NORTH’Plan to Use Special Ad¬missions forAffairorganizations. “Articles donated are *ft.lcnce of intoxkants and aU seemedof great value.” said Alta Cundy,yvho is in charge of the raffling.“Among them are a pedigreed dog,vanity eases, watches, and manyother articles. We are still receivingdonations of enough variety to in¬terest everyone present. The articleswill be sold in series to avoid confu¬sion and to allow everyone to bidfor each article. Seward Covert andPaul Cullom will have charge of the‘barking’.”Today the Settlement Tag Drivebegins, with the good of one hun¬dred and seventy-five dollars toreach, and the heads of the Com¬mittee in charge of the Drive wishto see every person of Campus wear¬ing a black and white tag for the“We certainty hope we have no I Dramatic Club Seatslackers on Chicago’s campus, and to disregard election laws.Politics as it operates throughparty organization is a serious anddesperately determined business ac¬tivity working continually for gain.A very powerful element in party or¬ganization is the assistance renderedby the local ‘‘boss.’’ Through the un¬tiring effort of the astute politiciancolossel frauds are possible, fraudswhich might determine the nomina¬tion for city, state or even nationalofficers.The entire report will he publishedin the Friday edition of The Daily Ma¬roon through the courtesy of Mr.Jerome Kerwin, who is supervisingthe student' committee.we feel confident that every personin the University will be more thanwilling to contribute at least fiftycents for a bigger and better Chi¬cago Settlement next year.” saidPaul Cullan, co-chairman of thecommittee.CAROLS TO SUPPLANTDISCUSSION ATVESPERSChristmas carols, sung under the di¬rection of Mr. Norris Tibbetts of theHyde Park Baptist church, will fol¬low the tea held for Miss Anne See-sholtz, Y. W. C. A. worker fromChina, at the regular Vesper meetingtoday at 4:30 in Ida Noyes hall. Ageneral theme or story relating toChristmas will he worked out in theprogram of carols. The songs willrepresent such themes as the birth ofChrist, the journey to the wise men,and the apeparance of the angel^.Vespers program will be as usual, ex¬cept that the carols will take theplace of the regular discussion.Y. *\Y. C. A. is arranging the pro¬gram to further the movement formore music in the University, accord¬ing to Helen Wooding, chairman ofVespers. “Whereas other organiza¬tions are presenting college songs attheir musical meetings,” she said, “theY. W. C. A. is taking advantage ofthe season to present Christmas car¬ols, some of the old ones that everyone knows and some new ones thateveryone can learn.” Allotment MadeTomorrowFraternity and club drawings forthe seat allotment to “The DoverRoad,” Dramatic Association hill forDecember 12, have been announcedlor tomorrow noon. The box officein Mandel cloister will he the sceneoi the apportioning. Each fraternityand club is expected to have a repre¬sentative on hand for the drawing,according to Ticket Manager Jackson.Blocks for the organizations will beheld only until the following Tuesdaynoon, when they will be included withthose on general sale. Groups wish¬ing seats in adjacent positions musttherefore take advantage of the allot¬ment system.The tickets staff has a meetingscheduled for the Reynolds club the¬ater pt 3:30 this afternoon, when it isexpected their entire sales campaignwill be launched.According to word from the busi¬ness staff of Gargoyles, demands arealready coming in, and when the pub¬lic sale commences seats will be onsale at such places as the bookstore,the Commons. Ida Noves, and similarusual locations.Under the new Gargoyle policy,several candidates have been workingon each part id the cast of the com¬ing production, and not until , thipweek was final decision made as tojust who should he definitely assigned(Continued on page 2) Extension of the Cap and Gownsubscription drive for the Autumn “Jelly Roll”Morton‘ and his seven-quarter has been made for one more piece colored jazz orchestra, concededweek, it was announced yesterday by connoiseurs to be the only rivalsfrom the University Annual office, j of the King Oliver’s band, has beenThe drive will continue until the engaged on a single-night contractend of the present week in order to | by the Settlement Night heads tolet salespersons ^ho were tardy in play for the dance at the “Night inreceiving their vouchers have a' the North” December 6. They are tochance to finish their sales. The price play in one of the largest halls onwill remain during this campaign at j campus, which has never been$4.00, the announcement stated. | used for this purpose before,—Hutch-During the winter quarter the price. inson hall. “Plenty of room, plentyof the annual will be $4.50 and this ; of good air. and a very good floor.”will be increased to $5.00 if any an-' are the features of the new hall, asnuals not subscribed for are sold in reported by Donald McGinnis, co-the spring quarter, ! chairman of the specialty committee.The annual, this year, will be in the j “Jelly Roll” Morton is the centralhands of the printer at a very early i figure of the colored band, which hasdate, and only a few more copies than made records for many phonographthe number actually subscribed for. record manufacturers, including thewill he ordered at that time. This Brunswick and the Victor. Mortonyear’s book contains many new and I js himself a composer of “jazz” piee-interesting features which have been es> and (s widely known as “jazz” pi-brought about by the diligent work of | anist. “To hear him play is worththe present staff. Many of the fea- j the price of a Settlement Night tick-tures are those that are so well liked j et in itself,” said Jack Kirk, who wasby many people in the other annuals active in engaging the orchestra.of the Big Ten.Every fraternity, dormitory, and or¬ganization on campus has a repre¬sentative selling the Cap and Gownand subscribers wishing the low rateshould purchase their bookdiately.EECT GEIGER AS‘PHOENIX’ MANAGER “This orchestra will more than sur¬pass the music of the ordinary camp¬us orchestras generally engaged forthe Settlement dance, and the largehall should add in making this partimnic-i 0f Settlement Night one of the most1 attractive features.”Special Dance Tickets SoldBecause of the special dance pro¬gram. there will be a separate boothfor the sale of dance tickets, underthe supervision of Ellen McCracken.The dance is to be held under the' plan of 10 cents for each dance, thePublication Plan Adoption of floor being cleared after every dance.Advertising Policy j From 8 to 12 o’clock the orchestra; is to play continuously, giving four*Business management of the I consecutive hours of dancing forPhoenix was assumed last night by I those who care to dance- and all°w-Watson Geiger, because of the in-1 plenty of time for a competeeligibility of Joseph L. Simpson, for-! tour around the booths, an ot ermer business head of the campus features of the evening.This is the first time that the Uni¬versity authorities have allowed thestudents to use Hutchinson hall, com¬monly known a sthe Men’s Commons,to be used for any such social func¬tion, but, in view of the fact that thisyear’s Settlement program is a larg¬er one than ever before attempted,(Continued on page 2)comic magazine.Watson Greiger has been active inPhoenix business affairs for the pastyear and was elected to the positionby the popular vote of the businessstaff. In commenting on his new pos¬ition lie said, "It is my ambition tooccupy a business management of thePhoenix with the same vivacity ofmy predecessor, in an endeavor tomake the Phoenix the peer of col¬lege comic publications.” IThe appointment of Greiger wasapproved by the Board of StudentPublications as its meeting Monday.At this meeting a new advertisingpolicy was also adopted for Univer-citv publications. This policy will besubmitted to the Board of StudentActivities a its meeting Saturday. ANNOUNCE PLANS FORY. W. DRIVEDINNERTo Get Reduced Ratesfor Live Stock Show Complete plans for the Y. M. C. A.financial drive which is scheduled forthe week of Dec. 8-12 will be dis¬cussed at the banquet to he giventeam captains and lieutenants by thefinance committee oi that organiza¬tion tomorrow evening at 6 in theprivate dining room of Hutchinsoncommons.Twelve fraternities, and men’s or¬ganizations on campus have selectedtheir representatives'*who are to at¬tend the' dinner at which time the“opening guns” for the drive will befired. These men have been titledThe University branch of the Y.M. C. A., through Bruce W. Dicksonand Gerald Carr Smith, is endeavor¬ing to make arrangements with themanagement of the live stock show toobtain tickets at reduced rates for Captains” and “lieutenants" and willstudents who wish to attend that ex¬hibition. Heretofore such concessionshave been made on the part of thosein charge. The students usually vis¬ited the show in a body. Definiteplans, however, have not yet beenmade, according to those who havecharge of making the arrangements.OFFICIAL NOTICE!Freshmen women who are going onthe trip to the Drake hotel kitchensand to WGN broadcasting station to¬morrow. are asked to notify AliceSnyder at French house. The groupwill meet at 6 in Ida Noyes hall fordinner.. All women interested havebeen \ivited. handle the campaign in their owngroup. Phi Delta Theta fraternityand Goodspeed hall were the firstmen’s groups to sign the Y. register.The large silver loving cup donatedby the Y. M. C. A., to the fraternityor men’s club making the highestshowing in the contest, as a perman¬ent trophy, will he on display at thedinner. The cup has been selected bythe finance committee as a suitablereward for the winning group.“The organization winning the cupwill not have to win it three times inorder to retain permanent possession,”said Ray Johnson, Y. M. financechairman, “as is customary. Instead,it is theirs to keep if they win it inthis one drive.”Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 3, 1924=£=ahr iaUy iMaroottThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Sunday andvionday duriug the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters by The Daily Maroon< ompany.Entered as second class mail at the Chi¬cago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, Marchi:t. lbdii, under the act of March 3, 1873.Offices Ellis 1Telephones:Editorial Office Midway 0800Business Office Fairfax 5522!Member ofThe Western Conference Press AssociationEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTW. L. RiverAllen HealdMilton Kauffman...Victor WisnerAllan CooperDeeiuer I.eeReese PriceWalter Williamson.I.ertrude BrombergLois GillandersMarjorie Cooper....Ruth DanielsF ra nces Wakeley...Evelyn Thompson.. Managing EditorNews EditorNews EditorNews EditorSport EditorDay EditorDay EditorDay EditorAsst. EditorAsst. EditorSoph. EditorSoph. EditorSoph. Editor... Society EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTHerbert C. DeYoung.. ..Business Manager,Edward Bezazian Asst. Business Mgr.Leland Neff Circulation Manager"Than Granquist AuditorSidney Collins Office ManagerDudley Emerson ....Distribution ManagerThomas Field Local Copy ManagerEliot Fulton Promotion ManagerPhilip Ivans Subscription ManagerMilton Kreines Copy ManagerJack Pincus Service ManagerMyron Weil Promotion ManagerWherein We Take a Gentle Pokeat Alumnus, ’24Alumnus, ’24, has one idea of whata University campus should be. Wehave another. Alumnus writes (in aVox Pop. published in yesterday’?issue of The Daily Maroon) that hefears we are going to turn the quad¬rangles “into a tenement, or. morecorrectly, a factory district. Should•we ruin (says he) the two blades ofgrass left?"Alumnus has a vision of campusesset in small towns, on the outer edg¬es of large ones. The> form a dis¬tinct type of campus. Winding paths,gulleys and ravines, great stretchesof prairie make them attract.ve.The other type of campus is ours,the quadrangle arrangement. Ityields more readily to the conditionsof the great city about it. The quad¬rangles, thus far. are evident only inpartial completion. The finishedgroups wTill enclose stretches of grassand trees somewhat akin to the oncetraditional Sleepy Hollow. And in the»quiet of these inner courts, shut awayfrom the city by walls of grey, Alum¬nus can come back and meditate onbeauty.JELLY ROLL JAZZIN COMMONS FOR“NIGHT IN NORTH"and realizing that the need for reach¬ing the goal of Settlement Night do-1nations and contributions is verygreat, the authorities have sanctionedthe use of the room.“Keen Floor"—KirkThe floor is of wood, which is tobe treated with wax and corn meal.giving a smooth finish. “The floor isin first-class condition, and is very Jlevel," said Kirk, “and should make ione of the very best floors on campusfor dancing.”Decoration plans in co-ordinationwith the general plans under wayfor a “Night in the North," andbeing made in relation to bringingthe North Pole atmosphere to thedance floor, hut these have not yetbeen completed, according to the com¬mittee in charge. Preparations arealso being made to have specialtyfeatures between dances as in previ¬ous years.BURTON REPLIES TOSTRATON’S ATTACK(Continued from page 1)f el Dr’s praise of modern religion andthe work of the seminary as contrast¬ed with the religion of a hundredyears ago.“Mr. Rockefeller had a good dealto ^ay last Sunday morning about thev armth and beauty of modern reli¬gion. The sort of warmth and beautyof that modern religion is a putridpaganism which shows out throughbare legged girls dancing in thesanctuary and through ‘bal blew’ balls chaperoned by Mr. Rockefeller, Jr.,an<J others at the Ritz-Carlton hotel,which I remember Mr. Rockefellersponsored,” Straton continued.“Churches on every side are luke¬warm and spiritually paralized andtheir blatant infidelity is proclaimingitself In college halls and even frommany pulpits of the land. The. mar¬riage vow is also becoming a scrapof paper. The foundations of thehome have all but been destroyed bycommercialized amusements. Amoney, pleasure-crazed race is rush¬ing on toward the precipice.”The seminary in New \ ork Citywhich Dr. Straton attacks is sup¬ported by over thirty of the mostprominent clergymen in Chicago, whohave contributed to a recent drive forfunds.FORTY-EIGHT PAGEMAROON OUT XMAS ;(Continued from page 1)section one. Milton Kauffman is incharge and has under his managementa number of freshmen who will bearthe burden of the department. Sec¬tion two will be demoted to sports andwill be under the leadership of AllanCooper, sports editor. Section threewill consist of eight pages of rifto-graph under the guidance of VictorWisner. The fourth section containsnews of the theatre, of books, womenand society, with Weir Mallory di¬recting the work. The last sectionwill he devoted to features of interestto research in fields of science andeducation and will be under AllanHeald’s supervision.The Christmas issue will be readyfor distribution Dec. 17th so that itmay he in the hands of the studentsbefore the close of school.“The issue should he exceptionallyinteresting,” said the editor, Mr.River, yesterday, “for the staff is en¬deavoring to publish a holiday spe¬cial that will prove to be of interestto every person ever connected withthe University in any way.BARNES SELECTS MEN FORSENIOR CLASS COUNCIL(Continued from page 1)council is really the most practicalform of management of universityproblems.Meets This WeekThe council will meet in its firstsession within the coming week andoutline the senior class program forthe ensuing months. The membershave many important issues to con¬sider. Keen interest is manifestedby campus critics as to the probablesuccess or failure of the scheme, butthe pessimists are decidedly in theminority.DRAMATIC CLUB SEATALLOTMENTS MADETOMORROW(Continued from page 1)to fill the “first string” poistion ineach case.According to an announcement byArchie Trebow, assistant director andstage manager, the people chosen forthe nine positions are Elwin Bartlett,who will carry the part of Mr. Lati¬mer , the wealthy eccentric aboutwhose fancies the plot revolves; MariBachrach, William Kerr. EstherCooke, Fred Handsohey, F. WoodsMiller, Ruth Atwell, GenevieveDowning, and George Ljndop. Doro¬thy Freund, Ruth DeWitt, and Mor- jecu Lacoff are understudies.Bartlett is also a member of the jTower Players Board, and has been jactive in Gargoyles since coming here rfrom the Portal Players at the Uni¬versity of Minnesota.Mari Bachrach is president of theorganization, and in this part carriesone of the feminine leads. She wasdramatic coach of Portfolio last year.Kerr has played in Blackfriars forthree years, and now plays oppositeMiss Bachrach. He has also beencheerleader and one the business staffof the Maroon.Esther Cooke, who carries the otherfeminine lead, is vice president of thesophomore class as well as being incharge of today’s Settlement Nighttag drive. She will work oppositeFred Handschey, who is anotherTowerman, a Blackfriar, as well asbeing on the Phoenix and Circlestaffs. TOWER CLUB HOLDSFIRST MEETING OFNEW YEAR TODAYWhen the Tower Players meet at2:30 in the Reynolds club theaterthis afternoon, the first report willbe brought in concerning the suc¬cess and progress of the new syto¬tem of committee study which char¬acterizes the innovated programthat the Towernten have put underway with the commencement of anew year. The meeting will bepreceded by a board meeting at 1:30.Further than the progress of theirown work, the players will discussmethods and means of aiding theDramatic Association as a whole inits forthcoming Gargoyles produc¬tion. The Towermen intend, ac¬cording to Archie Trebow, secretary,to take an active part in the salescampaign of the Gargoyles for TheDover Road.A statement from Don Lockett,president of the group, says that inspite of the late start which TowefPlayers obtained, due to the reor¬ganization, followed by the consoli¬dation with Gargoyles, the work atthis time is well under way, andstudy and development of John VanZant’s new play, “Scum,” is beingfollowed with enthusiasm and ener¬gy.Parties interested in campusdramatics predict more than hasbeen previously forthcoming fromthis year’s Towermen, and assertthat with the correct co-operationamong the new committees, resultswill emerge from the work.Gymnasts May GoEast for MeetsCoach Hoeffer’s gymnasts arehard at work preparing for somestiff competition this season. Theteam is seriously handicapped bythe illness of several members.However, Coach Hoeffer expects tohave his team in good shape by the itime of the first meet.Negotiations are under way fora meet with Navy at Annapolis. Areport which will determine if theMaroons play in the east this yearis expected any day from the navalauthorities. If the Maroons playNavy they will also enter the East¬ern Intercollegiate meet, which takesplace a few days earlier.Plans for a meet with a Milwau¬kee team have also been proposed.A total of eight meets are plannedby Coach Hoeffer. The gymnasticconference schedule will be drawnup at the annual meeting of theBig Ten coaches in Chicago on Deeember 6.SUBSCRIBE NOW!REST OF YEAR $2.S0 HABERDASHERY OFCAMPUS GAINSIN UTILITYAccording to the style forecasts inthe Marquette “Tribune," the suitwhich will be adopted by campus menthroughout the country this Winterwill be supplied with a detachableknit lining which can instantly be in¬serted during cold weather, and tak¬en out in warmer days, thus savingthe price of an overcoat. Pocketswill he large enough to accommodateseveral theme tablets, while trouserpockets will he made on the one-wayplan.Trousers will be wide enough sothat when the wearer comes in latefrom a Sunday night party, he willbe able to get into his other suitwithout taking his shoes off. In thisway an 8-o’clock class will be madein time.The popular necktie will be verywide, to protect the dirty shirt, butinstead of being cut into a taperingform, the part which fits around theneck will fold very tightly and beheld together by dainty clasps. IfNation’s Coaches InCity fo: ConferenceCoaches from *he entire countryare entering the city in preparationfor the annual convention of theIntercollegiate and IntramuralSports Association, which is to beheld in the Auditorium theater thisFriday and Saturday. At this meet¬ing the Big Ten Conference schoolswill pick their 1925 schedules.At the meet many subjects willbe discussed, among them being in¬tramurals. Revision of footballrules is a probable study. Allphases of college intramurals willhe presented by representativesfrom schools which have been con¬ducting extensive campaigns formany years among students for ath¬letic competition.Members of the University Intraimurals Commission will be presentto obtain knowledge of the working?of sports at other institutions. Thesessions will be at 10:30 to noonand from 2:80 to 3:30 each after¬noon.SUBSCRIBE TOTHE DAILY MAROONFamous for its Splendid, Home-cooked Food—Generous PortionsModerate Prices andFriendly, HomeyAtmosphereBreakfast. . . .7 a. m. to 10 a. m.Luncheon 11 a. m. to 2 p. m.Dinner 5 to 7:30 p. m.A la Carte Service7:30 a. m. to 7:30 p. m.THE SHANTY EAT SHOP1309 East 57th Street“A Homey place for Homey folks’Ball-room Dance InstructionWith a PurposeTo enable you to learn to dance well inthe shortest possible time. That is why wesay “thorough instruction in Smart Ball¬room dancing.”Social Instruction Class, Wed. 8 P. M.Private lessons for ladies and gentlemen byappointmentCecil E. Mile. LinaKincaid and DonovaPRIVATE STUDIOin conjunction with the beautiful Ball-roomHOTEL HAYES64th and University Avenue Hyde Park 4400 the student possesses two ties, bymerely opening the clasps of one, hewill be able to wear the other as amuffler in Winter. The reverse sidecf these ties will be black and white,in order to accommodate crib notesduring exaftis.Other style hints are as follows:Ear-laps will be worn only in coldweather.Predominating colors in collar but¬tons will be gold, with black andwhite dots.Face powder will be worn on eitherFOR SALECo-operative apartment. Beautiful newfireproof bldjj. Close to campus. Fiverooms. For particulars see ’ MrsBarton. C. W. Hoff and Po UniversityState Bank. 1 *-- "the right or left coat lapels at exclu¬sive parties.Garters will be very smart duringthe Winter months, but the claspswill be worn on the inside, ratherthan the outside, of the leg.We are showing a largevariety of useful and beau¬tiful goods suitable fcVrChristmas presentsJENKINS BROS.DRY GOODS and MEN’SFURNISHINGS1150-52 E. 53rd St.(Established in 1890)Food — GOOD — ServiceGood food and good service, that s what you studentsdemand. In the busy routine of the day we must keep ourhealth up by proper eating and yet not waste time in un¬necessary waiting for service.JONES RESTAURANT1007 E. 55th StreetI7gitiN11tPffiftisJ,VK’KVWInfa&vvas%um(by$wimtil Do CollegeStudents ReadAdvertisements ?If you do, surely you•will read this oneOne fine day a Sophomore from a leading Univer¬sity came to see us, suggesting that we advertise intheir undergraduate paper, and best of all convincedus, and this is how he did it:First—He believed in Life insurance /because hisuncle (a good business man) had advised him tobuy some.Second—His Father died in the prime of life andgood health and left almost no insurance, whenhe could have carried $50,000.Third—He also knew that he could buy InsuranceNOW at half the annual cost his uncle andFather had paid for theirs.All this convinced him that even though a student,he should take out as much Life Insurance as hisallowance would permit.What About You?Every college student looks forward to a career,which will make possible the fulfillment of the mostcherished desires — surely Insurance is a necessarypart of this program.Insure, in part at least the value of your educatedself, NOW, making up your mind to increase it asbusiness or professional success follows.The John Hancock Mutual Life Insurance Com-'pany issues all forms of Life Insurance, endowmentsfor home and estate protection, mortgage replace¬ment, education of children, bequest or income forold age; also annuities and permanent disability. TheJohn Hancock is particularly interested in insuringcollege men and women and obtaining college grad¬uates for the personnel of tne field staff.Ifyou have read this advertisement,you •will aid your undergraduatepaper by communicating •with theLife Insurance Companyof Boston. Massachusetts197 Clarendon Street, Boston, MassachusettsOver Sixty Years in Business. Now Insuring Over Two Billion Dollarsin Policies on 3,500,000 LivesJ*-.*- vf?XArky«X>17»VraU$V*%dVf vMuII$sTHE MAROON FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR $2.50MAROON SPORTS SECTIONTHE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 3, 1924 Page ThreeMAROON FIVE PRACTICES FOR NAVYTHREE REGULARS ONLYONES CERTAIN TO STARTPassing and Pivoting Daily Program For Squad ofFifty; Game With MidshipmenThree Weeks OffVarsity basketballers to the num¬ber of fifty are practicing daily forthe two vacant berths which will re¬quire careful attention in the nearfuture for the first game with theNavy. As yet, no decided favoriteshave appeared on the horizon forthe two positions.Several freshmen of last year arc'back irying for berths. A numberwho should be back are ineligible. |so the chances are somewhat lower |than last year* at the end of the Ibasketball season. None of th*. jfreshmen seem good enough to ratsthe. team this, year, but next seasonshould see many of them ready foractive competition.Among these are "Swede” Gor¬don, a former Oak Parker, whoplayed three years as regular onthe suburban' five. He is probablythe best forward coming over fromlast year’s frosh squad. Marks isanother man out and has displayed Captain Weiss at one guard, Harri¬son Barnes at one forward, and“Babe’'’ Alyea at center will be theonly sure starters for the season.Barta i* the favorite for the otherguard position, while Bob Howellwill have the edge on the youngerand more inexperienced men for theother forward. Howell is enteringupon his third year on the squadand his experience will probablygarner the choice for him. TODAY LAST DAYFOR HORSESHOERS;FINALS WEDNESDAYPreliminary MeetIn Wrestling TodayWrestling is the next sport to beundertaken by the Intramurals Com¬mission, and a preliminary meet isalready scheduled for today. Entriesclosed last night, with 20 organiza¬tions entering 90 candidates.The preliminary meet will be run One more day of play will com¬plete the horseshoe schedule andbring the league winners togetherin the finals beginning the latterpart of the week. Yesterdaysmatches were run off with severalforfeits, due to the approach offinal examinations.Phi Kappa Psi, playing twomatches, lost to Kappa Nu and DeltaSigma Phi by the score of twomatches to one. This establishesKappa Nu as leader in the Gammaleague, having won all of itsmatches.All the other scheduled matcheswere awarded to the team appear¬ing. As a result Phi Kappa Sigma,Sigma Nu, Chi Psi, Phi GarnmaDelta, Macs, and Delta Chi receivedcredit on forfeits by Alpha DeltaPhi, Pi Lambda Phi, Kappa Sigma,Delta Tau Delta, Heincheimers, andTau Kappa Epsilon, respectively.Today’s nine matches will termi¬nate the schedule, which has beenrunning for four weeks. The playwas delayed by bad weather and theschedule had to be subjected to al¬most complete revision. INDOOR TRACKMENBEGIN WORK FORCusack Is Only IndividualStar in RunningEventsNext Year’s Scheduleone of the strongest games for the* j off at 4:30 in Bartlett gymnasium.The weighing-in of all contestants isset for the hours between 11 and 3today in the gym. The weights willreceive the following groupings: 117,127, 137, 147, 160, 177 and heavy¬weight.The organization having the larg-vacant guard.Practice is going on daily inBartlett from the hour of 4:30 untilsupjJer time. Very little actualscrimmage has been indulged in,most of the work being fast andshort passing. Coach Norgren in¬tends to get the men in shape to I est number of entries is Tau Kappahandle the ball with adept fingersin the early season, for he realizesthe hard foes Chicago meets in thefirst two games which are with in¬tersectional champions. These gamesare set for the holiday season whichis on in less than three weeks.Pivoting is another little itemwhich is receiving due care fromNorgren. It is one of the tricks ofthe game which make the real bas¬ketball star so elusive. Five men iat a time pass and pivot while Coach jNorgren stands aside and gives di¬rections and criticisms.At the present time it looks likejPOKRASS NAMED ASINTRAMURAL UMPIREMarty Pokrass, football guard,has been chosen to act as head In¬tramurals official for the refereeingof all sports. This announcementcame from * the commission lastnight, which stated as its reason forthe selection the difficulty attendantwith the old system of officials withheads for each sport.Pokrass will assume his activitieson the commission with the begin¬ning of the basketball season. Hewill act as head referee during thistournament in which the Intramur¬als commission expects about 400men to compete. Epsilon fcith 15 men. Lambda ChiAlpha is second with ten. Gordon.Ebert is intramurals manager incharge of the meets.Winners in the preliminary meetwill compete in the final matches setfor Friday of this week at 8 P. M.First place is awarded 5 points, 3for second place, and 1 point forthird place. Members of the winningteam will be given medalettes. Nopoints toward the Intramural cupwill be awarded.The meet today will be in the formof an elimination contest. Any fresh¬man that takes a first in the meetand who comes out for the froshsquad, will be awarded a number 1at the end of the season, accordingto announcement by Coach Voorheeslast night. Rules for the meet arethe regulations of the Western In¬tercollegiate Wrestling Association. With Big Ten coaches and manyvisiting football mentors coming intothe city for the annual Conferenceschedule making sessions Dec. 5 andI 6, it becomes a matter of interestwhom Chicago picks to assume foot¬ball relations with next year. It isof more importance this year than thgsame procedure has been in over adecade.The past year Chicago was thechampion of the Conference not be¬cause of any decisive showing in win¬ning games, but in its ability to avoiddefeat. At only one time did theMaroons display the championshipcaliber.For next season Chicago shouldpick all the runners-up of the pastyear to show that we are not seekingto win championships by playing easyteams. Following this policy Chicagowould schedule games with Iowa, Illi¬nois and Michigan, in addition to thetraditional games with Ohio State andWisconsin.After playing a schedule of suchdifficulty, Chicago, despite success ordefeat, could deny any rumors of se¬lecting easy games to win titles. Itwould remove the odium of thisyear’s inability to demonstrate a realpunch to win games.Wabash 8535RoyalandUnderwoodTypewritersDFWTrn at sPec‘al^-“^1 * LU students ratepw Rental purchase plan^'“^-•^or easy paymentsTypewriter Headquarters411 S. Dearborn St.Old Colony Bldg. Coach Stagg and Trainer Tom EckJ ~! are working with an exceptionallylarge track squad to wdiip together ateam that will hold its own with thebest in the conference. Brickman,Jones, and Pyott will be missed in thehurdles and sprints. However, Mc¬Kinney, the fleet-footed Arizona lad,who frequently heat Brickman in the50-yard hurdles, is hack and roundinginto shape.In the quarter mile Chicago has( apt. Bruce McFarlane, last year’sConference indoor champion in thequarter mile, training strenuously toduplicate his previous performance',Then there is Beal. Ravenscroft, andSpence to gather points in the sameevent. In the half mile is JimmyCusack, last year’s freshman captainand high point scorer in the Inter¬scholastic of two years ago where hestarred for St. Johns Military Acad¬emy. He consistently runs the halfmile in under two and has frequentlybeen clocked in 1:55. 'In fact Jimmyplaced in the Olympic tryouts nextto Ray Watson, who ran 800 metersin 2:53. while Cusack was less than asecond behind. This is by far betterthan any other Conference man hasbeen timed in.In the mile and two mile the Ma¬roon is especially well fortified thoughthe competition is exceedingly keen inthese events this season. HenryBourke, cross country star; Vic Le¬vine, McNeil, Hoke, Barcia, and Du¬gan from last years frosh are in finetrim after the cross-country running.Besides these men there are a hostof otlien track men who are reportingdaily. By the end of the week allthe men will have reported and in¬tensive tapering of the leg musclesand developing of wind will absorbthe attention of the coaches. Horshoes Today3:00 Phi Kappa Sigma vs. Phi Gam¬ma DeltaPhi Beta Delta vs. Pi LambdaPhiTau Delta Phi vs. Alpha DeltaPhi3:30 Score Club vs. HeincheimersKappa Sigma vs. Delta SigmaPhiAlpha Delta Phi vs. Alpha TauOmega4:00 Beta Theta Pi vs. Acacia(Volley ball game postponed.) Intramural NoticeFreshmen interested in intramuralwork are needed by the IntramuralsCommission to take care of office andfield regulation. Aspirants for posi¬tions on the staff are requested tosee Kim Valentine between 1:30 and2:30 in the Intramurals office.Volley Ball StoppedDue to Final ExamsCancellation of the remainder ofthe volley ball tournament has beenannounced by the Intramurals Com¬mission. The decision to call off thetourney came after a considerationof its interfering with the approach¬ing final exams.Volleyball was a minor sport inthe Fall quarter Intramural program.The few games that have been playedhave demonstrated to the commissionthat it is among the best-liked sportson the calendar. The cancellation willcall off the sport for this Fall, butthe tournament may be run off in theWinter. SUBSCRIBE TOTHE DAILY MAROONFor IRRESISTIBLESyncopationCOWHEY’SMen’s Holiday GiftsMEN’S WEAR & BILLIARDSS. E. Corner 55th & EIli» Ave. HUSK 0’HAREPhone Harrison 0103The Art club will conduct a trip tothe Art Institute today under the di¬rection of Miss Helen Zesdach, in¬structor in art at the University. Thegroup will meet at 4:15 at the ArtInstitute and all interested in art havebeen invited. Mr. Sam Mungerinvitesyour inspection of acomplete display ofthirty-two new styles ofRegal College FootwearatVARSITY TAILORS1331 E. 57th St.on Thursday and Friday, Dec. 4 and 3REGAL SHOESFive Chicago StoresESTABLISHED ISISCLOTHINGt^(pteutlrnmi# ^funnelling Quails,MADISON AVENUE COR. FORTY-FOURTH STREETNEW YORKTelephone Murray Hill 88ooOur Representative will be at theHOTEL LA SALLEToday, Tomorrow, Friday and SaturdayDecember 3, 4, 5 and 6with Samples of Ready-made ClothingFurnishings, Hats and Shoesfor Fall and WinterSend for “Historic American Buildings’’BOSTONLITTLE BUILDINGThemont cor. Borlston PALM BEACHPLAZA BUILDINGCounty R o » o NEWPORTAUDRAIN BUILDING220 Bcllcvuc Avinui THE CHRISTMASLiFeis now on saleAll that is brightest, funniestand best is to be found inthis fat number. Christmascan’t possibly be merry with-» out it. It’s a great LIFE—don’t miss it!At ALL news-stands—Now 4 fir*'THE MAROON FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR $2.50IFour THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 3, 1924PHYSIOLOGISTS EXPERIMENT ONVISION AND EYES OF FISHESGRIEVANCESA Senior is a cocky bird,As anyone can tell—And if you take one at his wordHe sure is pretty “swell.” Experiments to show the effectsij. of certain alterations in the visionof fish were made public at the Uni¬versity today as a result of the re¬search work in the physiological lab¬oratory by J. Frank Pearcy andTheodore Koppyani, who have actu- observod the following two weeksand no abnormalities observed. Atno time during the experiment didthe animal show any abnormalitiesother than the tilting; circus move¬ments, etc., being entirely absent.“We feel justified, therefore, inA Junior is a little worseAnd thinks he’s pretty great—Sometimes a guy would like tocurseThe way they think they “rate.”But one I hate a whole lot moreThe nosey sophomore-—I’m sure you all must know him forA dumb, conceited bore.—Cuthbert.YOU MAY be surprised to havethis scathing tirade from Cuthbertwith fraternity initiations drawingcloser, and still more closer. Thefact is that Cuthbert’s Dean hasgiven him pretty good assurancethat he will not be initiated thisquarter.Popular Ideas Concerning FootballPlayers1. They are always barely eligibleby the grace of the Lord and theDean.2. They are being put thru schoolby prominent alumni^who have se¬cured them jobs working in Ell onSunday.3. They fall asleep in class.4. They get drunk beforegames.5. They get drunk aftergames.6. Blah, blah, blah, etc.—Terrible Turk. ally produced an experimental cy- conducting the visual function is anclops. ! important element in the normalThe eyes being normally in a lat- orientation of this species, visualeral position, it was thought that by j impulses being apparently able toplacing them in different positions j counteract the controlling influencethe orientation would be altered if! of the labyrinth.”important factor.vision is anPearcy and Koppyani found that aplace could be made for the lefteye in the top of the cranium of alarge goldfish, and a means devisedof dislocating the eye without ob¬vious injury to it or its connections.Explains ExperimentPearcy and Koppyani explain theexperiment in “Science” as follows.“After the position of the left eyewas changed no detectable abnor¬malities in animal behavior could benoticed. The orientation and loco¬motion of the fish were unchanged. Lutheran Club ToHold Annual Dance DISCUSS NEW PHASE OFRACE PROBLEMTODAYThe second annual All-Universitydance sponsored by the Lutheran clubof the University will be held Friday,Dec. 5, from 9 to 12, in the theatre| of Ida Noyes hall. Ann Meyer, chair¬man of the social cohamittee of theorganization, has secured Bill Hahn’sfive-piece orchestra to furnish thesyncopation. ^As it is the plan of the Lutheran, .ub to sponsor at least one UniverThe right eye «*»s ienio\e a wee-k sjty dance each year, this Friday’s en¬tertainment is the initial effort of theexperimentallater, producing ancyclops.“For the first week its behaviorwr.s about as before. After the firstday the animal was observed toorient itself tilted a little toward 1 Another phase of race problemswill be considered today at 4:30in the Reynolds club, Room A, bythe discussion group fostered by theY. M. C. A. as a part of its workthis quarter. Today’s subject willcenter around the expediency of“Jim Crow” ears, Negro churches,and segregated districts. “This isreally an important problem at thepresent time and deserves the at-[tention of all students^” said Mr.Gerald Carr Smith, executive secre¬tary of the Y. M. C. A. on campus.Fraternities and organized groupsof men throughout the campus aretaking up these discussions, meet¬ing in their houses or dormitories.“In order to reach as many men aspossible we are conducting a discus¬sion weekly in the Reynolds club forthose who are not members of any organization/' continued Mr. Smith.“This method has proved very suc¬cessful and we had five differentraces represented las'- week. Withso many different peoples enteringthe group, we found excellent ma¬terial for earnest discussion and ex¬tend the invitation to all men oncampus tP take part.” Write Your Name withSANFORD’S INKIt Will Last ForeverSUBSCRIBE TOTHE DAILY MAROONorganization to carry out the planintroduced last year. All Universitystudents are urged to come and enjoythe fun.Punch will be served in the sunthe left side whether swimming or parior The admission is $1.50 abigbigWeir Mallory, of Phi Delta Upsi-lon fame, is so happy. Not becauseshe found one hundred dollars, butbecause she found some one whiwas willing to claim it. It was an at rest. The tilting increased constantly during the next four weeks,after which time it assumed a posi¬tion with its dorsoventral axis forty-five degrees to the left of the ver¬tical. The vision of the animal wasregularly tested during the periodand was found to be very good. Ifa small rt)d was slowly moved to¬ward the eye the animal quicklyturned aside and avoided it con¬stantly.Photographs Taken“A photograph was taken of theanimal at this time and the eye re¬placed in its own orbit. The fol- couple.Cl 'assi fied Ad sawful job, but the dear girl finally j lowing day the fish was swimmingquite vertically without any observ¬able tendency to tilt toward eitherside. Its vision and orientation werefound a kind man willing to admitthe ownership. We regret that MissMallory failed to consult us on thematter, but have arranged in thefuture to give Weir half of all shefinds.ONE OF THE MAROON LITER¬ATI, in browsing thru somethingsomewhere dug this ditty up (in acopy of either Livid or Ovy) re¬garding Latin.They’re all dead who spoke it,They're all dead who wrote it—They all die who learn it,Pleased death—they earn it.“Scan this poetry!” said the Prof.“Yeh, that’s what it is,” agreedMr. Williamson. ! them. Gosh, I could tell youse morj stuf, but 1 ain’t aimin’ to put thej fella in bad wen maybe ther’s achanst fer him to git to take one o’youse fer a walk or other soccialj lunctuns. And then also I thinks—let the guy git wat he kin wile hekin, ’cause you gerrels ain’t seenhim yit. And anyhow I can’t takeker of yuh all. I’ll write agin ifthis here guy, Too-Tired, don’t gittoo jelus.—Yours Till Niagara Falls Down.Sim Bolic. 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The greatin their palaces are no happier thanyou, my brother, who can sit by thequiet fireside of a cheerful home.The poor and needy are the trulyhappy as giving for them constitutesa great sacrifice. With this thoughtin mind, dear reader, we go into thethroes of Settlement Tag Day andhope each will secure his full meas¬ure of happiness. God is good, ^ndGod is great, and the reward willnot be wanting.—L’il Dorothy.A Corn Fed Phillipic Against the!Whitle StaffDear Blast:I wanna kno what’s the matterwith all those gerls over there—Recksya, Waiting Patiently, andPoli Sci, etsetera what do youseall rneen tryin’ to make up to thatguy Tt-rribal Terk? I sure can’tunderstan’ none o’ youse. G’wan Ibetchu these here gerls don’t evenno wat he luks like. And I’m gonnatell youse now. He set acrost frumme in Sociabology, an’ fer cryin’out loud he’s the dummest lookin’guy. He wers these here soxs withstripes runnin’ round t’other way, jand Gawd! the way he takes ker uv I With ApologiesTHE MAROON STAFF state,that Granquist, the plunger, is alsotraining faithfully to be trim forthe meets. The steward over at theSig Chi House confides tearfullythat Slim is always in trim formeets—or anything else of an ediblenature, for that matter. TYPINGBOOKSDissertations. Miscellaneous. Experi¬ence in preparation of MS. for publica¬tion. References furnished. Usualstudent rates. Work called for and de¬livered. Call Lois Miller. PhoneDelaware 278o.POOR Turk; he thought theNight Hawks had caught us. Buthe took up the cross where we hadthrown it down and strove manfullyonward. The fact is we had a termpaper to write so took the afternoonoff, getting around in time to seeTurk drawing his effusions to aclose. It’s a good thing, becauseafter that paper we were genuinelyALL-IN. 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