I it’jVBuy a Balloon SaturdayVol. 24 No. 38 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1924 “ ' " price 5 Cent,K Y W BROADCASTSVAUDEVILLE ACTSFOR SETTLEMENTOffer Half Hour Programon Eve ofFeteKYW, bradcasting station for theChicago Evening American, an¬nounced yesterday that it had sched¬uled the acts of the Settlement NightVaudeville for a half-hour’s perform¬ance on Dec. 6, the night before theSettlement celebration. The programwill be made up from a selection ofthe best four or five acts offered bythe student entertainers.George Harvey, who is in chargeof the vaudeville tryouts whichstarted yesterday, states that theremust be a larger turnout for the try¬outs, as very few have presented theirturns and dances, and these few havenot been very promising. Furthertryouts are scheduled for today andMonday, in Mandel hall, and Harveyurges that societies and clubs whohave acts in process of formulation,present the acts whether they arefinished or not, at the judges car tellfrom the general features of the actwhether or not it will be acceptable,and may be of some assistance in thefinal toning-up of tht acts.Initial Performance Over RadioThi will be the initial performanceof Settlement Night on the radio, andwill be a novel departure in the work,and will place the four acts selectedon a level with the stars from Black-friars, who have performed for theradio for several years. This, Harveybelieves, will add an incentive to theacts, and will make for a better showand more tryouts.Kirk HappyJack Kirk, head of SettlementNight work, believes that this newfeature in connection with the gen¬eral esprit de corps shown this year,adds the final touch to the success ofthe drive.SETTLEMENT BULLETINSThe second of the series of Settle¬ment Night tea-dances will be heldthis afternoon from 4 to 6 at P: iUpsilon house. Tickets are on saleon campus for 25 cents.Jack Kirk, Settlement chairman,announced that a team would beformed to manage a rummage saleduring tile week before SettlementNight. Late Chimes RingLullaby for TeamChimes—the peal of our ownUniversity chimes which at fiveminutes after ten each evening sendout their message over the quad¬rangles, n^w ring for our bootballheroes who this season are bring¬ing fame and honor to their AlmaMater.This custom looks back for itsinspiration to a letter from Mr. A.A. Stagg to the president writtenNovember 30, 1904, in which hesaid: “It is with the greatest pleas¬ure and satisfaction that I here¬with send you a check for $1,000.00as a gift to the University. . . .“The thought came to me . . .‘why not have a good-night chimefor our own athletes—to let itssweet cadence have a last wordwith them before they fall asleep;to speak to them of love and loy¬alty and sacrifice for their Univer¬sity and of hope and inspirationfor the morrow?”FEDERATION PLANS“SING" FOR WOMENWill Be Substituted forWeek’s Open CouncilDiscussionA sing and musical program spon¬sored by Federation will be held Tues¬day from 7 to 8 in the lounge of IdaNoyes hall. This is to take the placeof the usual discussion meetings whichare held on alternate Tuesdays. Ac¬cording to Isabel Kincheloe, presidentof the organization, this variationfrom the regular open council meet¬ings is in answer to the numerousrequests from campus women for asing.Semi-popular songs as well as thoseof football fame both of the Univer¬sity and other institutions in the BigTen conference will comprise the se¬lections. A few individual numberswill be given by campus talent.AT women have been urged to comeand take part in the singing. Theshort program given by the individualperformers is sure to prove interestingto everyone, according to Weir Mal¬lory, who is leading the singing.In case the affair is a success, bothin numbers and pep, another meetingwill very probably also be given overto music, according to Isabel Kin¬cheloeMidway Midgets and HarvardPlay Opener for Badger TiltLineupMidway Midgets HarvardDonohue R.E. N. NewmanB. Cheever R.T. R. NewmanDavis or Coleman orLowry R.G. NortonKahn C. E. WarshawskyByford orHopkins L.G. Pul vetBaer L.T. MoseHamburger L.E. R. WarshawskyWiles Q.B. RosenxweizM. Cheever L.H.B. FelsenthalSherer R.H.B. G. BaerKutner F.B. SachsReserves: Midgets Phemister,Bates, Schwartz.Average weight of line: Midgets,92; Harvard, 93.Average weight of backfield: Mid¬gets, 96; Harvard, 95.Game called Saturday at 1:15 inStagg field before the Wisconsingame.Benefit of Settlement Night.By Psalter KampersallAs fine a display of elemental foot¬ball as is to be sen on any Conferencefield during the season has beenscheduled as an opener to precede theWisconsin game on Stagg field tomor- j row. The teams which will meet in1 this return to the rudiments of thegame are the Midway Midgets, men¬tored by Tom Mulroy, and the Harv¬ard private school, with RudolphSamuels for their coach.Mulroy has been pleased, appar¬ently, with the showing his warriorshave made in practice this week. How¬ever, he stressed the fact that noultra-sensational playing is to be ex¬pected. “Our plan is to stick to theconservative game,” he said last night.“Oh, an occasional eighty-yard run,and the like of that; you can’t tellwhat our men will do when they getstarted, but on the whole, a good con¬servative game.”Reports have been coming out ofthe Harvard camp concerning anelaborate system of trick plays. “Bearstories,” was the only comment Mul¬roy made in regard to these. “AndI don’t know but what he’s right, atthat,” said Samuels, the Harvardcoach.The men themselves, on both sides,were sanguine in their outlook.“Great stuff,” said Sherer, the Midgethalfback; and his teammates agreedwith him, mostly. “Well,” said Kut-ner, the fallback, “I’ve always wantedto play Harvard, anyways.” PLANS COMPLETEFOR INTER-GREEKBALL WEDNESDAY MONSTER PEP SESSION TONIGHT;CELEBRATE AFTER STAGG VICTORYTwo Hundred Fifty TicketsSold; None AreLeft Parade Around Neighborhood Will Precede Meeting in Mandel;Man” and Linn to Speakt Rooters to Form SnakeDance if Title Is Won “OldTickets for the Interfraternity ballwere completely sold out yesterday.Two hundred and fifty couples willglide across the Crystal ballroom floornext Wednesday night at the Black-stone, when the first formal dance ofthe year will be held. Frank West-phal and his Columbia orchestra ofRainbow Garden fame will furnish thesyncopation, while it is probable thatadditional entertainment will be givenby some noted talent from the loop.Just who will furnish this divertise-ment is not yet known.Take PictureA souvenir picture will be taken at11:30; then, at one o’clock, when theparty will be at its height—for thehours are from 9 to 2—refreshmentsare to be served."Each fraternity that is a memberof the Interfraternity council mustbring placques, banners and crests tothe Reynolds club,” said Robert Carr,general manager, “in order that theymay be taken down to the Blackstoneto help decorate the ballroom.” TheUniversity Bookstore is to fu' .Jsh allother decorations.Engraved bids are the only admit¬tance cards, and these will be returnedafter the dance. This is a changefrom the former methods of havingordinary tickets.Plan Yearly Formal“We want this formal to go oversuccessfully,” said Howard Briggs,financial chairman, “because we wouldlike the Interfraternity Ball to be anestablished affair for the Auutmnquarter. If our plans work out as wehave made them it will likely equalor even surpass the WashingtonProm, the annual Winter quarter for¬mal.”De la Mare GivesFirst MoodyLectureThe first William Vaughn Moodylecture of the college year will begiven by Walter de la Mare, the note¬worthy English poet and novelist, at8:15 on Saturday, Nov. 22, at 8:15, inMandel hall. His subject, “Characterin Fiction,” will be treated in originalfashion, for there is nothing conven¬tional about Mr. De la Mare’s themesin literature. He is best known forhis Memoirs of a Midget, the best¬selling novel of 1922, but for twentyyears his poetry h^s had a wide read¬ing.Two years ago an interviewer askedMr. De la Mare about the way hemade his character creations, saying,“How about The Memoirs of a Mid¬get? Are all the characters in thatbook purely imaginative?”“They are,” the author assured her,“all but one, and I copied him froma man I law in a railway train butfound no opportunity to speak to.”Image of VictoriaIn spite of this the Midget has beencalled an image of the late Queen Vic¬toria—both hemmed in by class prej¬udices and prudery, one on a littlewooden stage of a traveling circus andthe other on a solitary throne. De laMare’s fiction character is surroundedby circumstances that are too strongto resist; so was the Queen. Whetherthere is any truth to this identification,the Midget herself is ope of the mostvividly real persons in contemporaryfiction.Romantic ImaginationThe earlier work of Mr. De la Marein both poetry and prose show a ro¬mantic imagination like that of Cole¬ridge and Hawthorne, an attitudetoward reality similar to Thomas(Continued on page 2) By Reese H. Price“Conference Champions” will becaried on the shoulders of the victori¬ous snake-dancers tomorrow in oneof the greatest celebrations in the his¬tory of the University if Chicagowins against Wisconsin. Completecooperation from Coach Stagg, DeanWilkins, Supt. Flook, and the assist¬ance of the Military Science depart¬ment has enabled the committes underBruce McFarlane to plan and preparefor a torchlight procession, snakedance, bonfire, cap-burning, and gen¬eral celebration for the winning ofthe Conference football title for thefirst time in ten years.First steps will be taken by sellinghorns at the pep session tonight foruse in the skyrocket yell tomorrow atthe game, and later to help makenoise around the bonfire. The chimesin Mitchell tower are also to play dur¬ing the game, tolling the death knellof Wisconsin, and peeling the victorysong of Chicago.Overflow FieldImmediately after the game, thestudents are to burst out upon thefield, over the bleachers, and form along serpentine line, carrying the vic¬torious Maroons on their shoulders.A snake dance up and down the fieldin the wake of the band will lead tothe practice field, where an immensebonfire will light the celebrations.Cannons, bombs, and skyrockets areto feature the general noise, plus yells,cheers, horns, and all the enthusiasticoutbursts cf the crowd.Coach Stagg and “Teddy” Linn willprobably be on the platform for afew words, according to present plans,and the team will probably be askedto say a word or two apiece.For the freshman, the bonfire willmark the end of those marks of thrall-dom, those hideous green caps, whichthe freshme nwill be permitted to castinto the fire in the celebration. This“cap-burning” has long been an in¬stitution of the University, and willbe doubly significant in marking boththe end of the green cap period andthe celebration of the winning of aconference championship.Real Co-operation“We could not have had half of thefeatures of this event if it had not beenfor the hearty eooneration we have(Continued on page 2)C. and A. HoldsSettlement MixerC. and A. school will sponsor a Set¬tlement Night mixer today from 4 to6 at the Commerce building. An ad¬mission of twenty-five cents will beasked of every man attending thedance and the proceeds will go towardthe Settlement fund. The mixer isthe second C. and A. event of the fallquarter.Paul Decker, president qf ihe Com¬merce club, has an notmeef# that BillHahn’s “College Crew” will furnishthe syncopation. “We are lookingforward to a large and enthusiasticcrowd,” he said, “and^iteei that sucha cause will not be overtootced.”Mr. and Mrs. J. L. Painter. and Mr.and Mrs. Yntenia have been invitedto act as patrons and patronesses forthe afternoon. Punch,,, and cookieswill comprise the refreshments.MAROON SALFSWOMEN!Fifty women are wanted to sellthe special Chicago - Wisconsingame edition of The Daily Maroonon Saturday. It will be well worththe time spent All women inter¬ested are requested to report tothe business manager or circula¬tion manager any noon, or at 2:30. Line of MarchThe line of march for the stu¬dent parade preceding the pep ses¬sion will be as follows: The stu¬dent body will assemble at 58thand University Ave. in front ofthe C. and A. building. From thepoint of assemblage they willmarch north ( n University to 56thand then east to Woor.’awn. From56th and Woodlawn the paradewill turn south and proceed as faras 59th. The bod} will thenmarch to Mandel hall for the pepsession.CHEERING “C” BACKFOR BADGER GAMENew Paraphernalia Orderedfor Final BattleFormation of the largest and loud¬est “Cheering C” ever attempted at afootball game will be a reality thisSaturday when Chicago clashes withWisconsin at Stagg field if presentplans do not go awry it was announcedlast night by Ben Frost, chairman ofthe Score club “Cheering C” commit¬tee.As usual, Score club members willhave complete charge of the centerrooting section of the Chicago standsand a completely unified cheeringgroup of members is planned by thosein charge.Burned CapsNo “Cheering C” was held lastweek because one of the Stadium jan¬itors burned the white paper caps asrubbish by mistake. The caps werelying in a box in the “Chering C”section when the janitor found themand thought them old paper. Themistake was not discovered until theThursday preceding the game andthen F was too late to purchase newcaps, because of the distinctive designin their cutting. New caps were or¬dered, however, and they will arrivein time for the Wisconsin game, Frosti stated.Two hundred and fifty rooters,swaying and shouting in rythmic uni¬son to the cheerleader’s commands,will form the “Cheering C.” The stu¬dents making up the special cheeringsection will all be in their places at1:30 and put on their white neck¬pieces and paper caps. As usual, thesection will be marked off so that allthe rooters are in their proper places.Following the game the “Cheering‘C” men will be the starters in amammoth snake dance on Stagg fieldif the game is won by Chicago.Thieves Steal CarOf Circle EditorJack Oppenheim, editor of the Cir¬cle, “Collegiate as the Devil,” had hisfive passenger Studebaker touring carstolen last night from 58th and EllisAve. The car was stolen between 6and 9, according to Oppenheim, whoas soon as he discovered the loss noti¬fied the Hyde Park police station.The police have started scouring thecity as this is only one of many carsstolen near the University.Last Tuesday at a meeting of theparents and teachers of the UniversityHigh School, a four passenger Cadil¬lac coupe was spirited away. The po¬lice are under the impression thatthere is an organized gang operatingon the South Side. By Abner H. BerezniakA mammoth parade destined toarouse enthusiasm and pep previousto the meeting to be held in Mandelhall at 7:30 this evening will mark theopening of the evening’s festivitieswhich are being held tonight as aforerun ier to the game which willdetermine wl ether or not Chicagowill hold the Conference champion¬ship in its grasp as it did in 1913.The idea for a parade formulatedby William Kerr, University cheerleader, is unique in the annals of pepsessions. Students will form in a lineheaded by the University hand at 7o’clock at 58th and University Ave.in front of the C. and A. building. Theline of march will be as follows:North along University Ave. to 56thSt.; on 56th St. east as far as Wood-lawn. Here the parade will turnsouth and march to 59th St. where itw'ill continue west as far as the Wo¬men’s domitories. This brings thecrowd back to campus where it willproceed to Mandel hall.Fall in On WayAs the marchers pass the variousfraternity houses along the route ofthe parade the members will fall inat the rear of the procession and helpto swell its numbers. “We expect,”said Bill Kerr, “that the parade willbe fully five times as long at the endof the march as it will be at the be¬ginning.”The marchers will sing schoolsongs, cheer for the team, and ingeneral give vent to pep and enthu¬siasm which will he aroused throughthe combined efforts of the cheer lead¬ers and the band.Once again, in Mandel hall, and forthe last time this year, the session isexpected to be a riot of old Chicagospirit which is predominant beforehard fought battles. Pep will bepitched up to a high key and a fight¬ing spirit will be rife.Cheer in MandelFourf assistant cheerleaders, Covert,Griffen, Hagey, and McGinnis, will beon the stage to help instill in the audi¬ence the proper amount of punchnecessary for the affair. The rooterswill arrive in Mandel before the teamand an unparalleled demonstration ofcheering is expected when the fightinggridiron men march down the centerled by the “Old Man” and CaptainGowdy,Mr. Wallace Petty, chapel speakerfor this week, and Fritz Crisler willspeak. In addition, all men on theteam who will be graduated this yearwill be asked to say a few words.“Greatest Pep Session” ..“The week following the Illinoisgame there was a noticeable let-downin the spirit of the school and Chi¬cago did not easily win its 3 to 0 vic¬tory over Northwestern,” said Kerr.“This was a natural reaction fromthe high tension of the previousweek’s game but the student bodyhas had time to recover and sincethere is a conference championship atstake we expect this session to be thebiggest, best and greatest session inthe history of the University.”BADGER MIXERRomans will sponsor the footballmixer tomorrow afternoon afterthe Chicago-Wisconsin game. Theyhave engaged two four-piece or¬chestras, Bill Hahn’s and Ira Free¬man’s, who will play in the twobig rooms at the Reynolds club.“ ‘Hello’ tags are to be worn atthe dances,” said Charles Koeper,president of Romans, “and wehope to make this last footballmixer the best.” The usual re¬freshments of doughnuts and cof¬fee are to be served.fPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1924Sty? Satin MaroonThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Sunday andMonday during the Autumn. Winter andSpring quarters by The Daily MaroonCompany.Entered as second class mail at the Chi¬cago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March13. 1906, under the act of March 3, 1873.Offices Ellis 1Telephones:Editorial Office Midway 0800Business Office Fairfax 5522Member ofThe Western Conference Press AssociationEDITORIAL. DEPARTMENTW, L. River Managing EditorAllen Heald News EditorMilton Kauffman News EditorVictor Wisner News EditorAllan Cooper ...Sport EditorAbner H. Berezniak ‘.Day EditorDeemer Lee Day EditorReese Price Day EditorWalter Williamson Day EditorGertrude Bromberg Asst. EditorLois Gillanders Asst. EditorMarjorie Cooper Soph. EditorRuth Daniels Soph. EditorDorothy Kennedy Soph. EditorFrances Wakeley Soph. EditorViolet Pritzsker Asst. EditorEvelyn Thompson Society EditorLeo Stone Asst. Feature WriterBUSINESS STAFFHerbert C. DeYoung Business ManagerEdward Fezazian Asst. Business Mgr.Thomas R Mulroy.. .Advertising ManagerLeland Neff Circulation ManagerEthan Granquist AuditorMONSTER PEP SESSIONTO BE HELD TONIGHT(Continued from page 1)received from every one concerned."said McFarlane. “and especially thatof the Military Science department,and Mr. Flook's office. Mr. Flookgave us the services of his right-handman, Mr. Overhaiser, who has workedbringing all the wood for the bonfire,and has promised a horse and wagonin case we run out. to go get more."“Aall the cannots which we weregiven the use of by the Military de¬partment had to he assembled, andthe department was good enough todo this work* for us, and to takecharge of the cannon firing, bombexploding, and the discharge of all theskyrockets.”“This will, be the biggest celebra¬tion the school has ever known, andwe know that the crowd will turn outwithout being told. Everyone whoparticipates in the festivity will longremember the event as one of the bigmoments n his college career.”DE LA MORE GIVES FIRSTMOODY LECTURE(Continued from page 1)Hardy’s. Pude the Obscure nd thedramatic epic, The Dynasts, ire fre¬quently compared to Henry Brockenand The Memoirs of a Midget fortheir attitude toward man and society.The Return is a mystery phantasy inthe mood of Hawthorne. But in hispoetry Mr. De la Mare is unlike anyother English writer. His attitudetoward childhood is a cross betweenStevenson’s and Blake’s, perhaps, butbeyond that is his own new world ofmyth. The two volumes of collectedpoems issued in 1920 contain versesin many moods and in many strikingmeters. They prove that their creatoris apt in the ways of marfkind as wellas of fairyland, and that beauty ofphrase is his constant possession.Much DiscussionThe amount of criticism called forthby Mr. De la Mare’s work has beenextraordinary for a living author, andthis criticism has been uniformly tohis praise. Last year a London pub¬lisher brought out a full volume studyof De la Mare’s work, and month bymonth shorter studies appear in theperiodicals. All this is assurance thatthe University is to see and hear onSaturday one of the most importantfigures of the present day.KANSAS BEAUTY CONTESTA beauty contest, for which FloZiegfeld, noted New York theatricalproducer, will be judge, and in whichco-eds of the Kansas State Agri¬cultural College will be entrants, isnow being held at that school.Photographs will be made of eachof the entrants and the prints sent toMr. Ziegfeld for his personal inspec¬tion and choice of the six most comely.The contest is being sponsored bythe staff of the Royal Purple, the col¬lege annual. Dr. Petty to Speak^ At Sunday ChapelDr. Wallace Petty, who has beenthe speaker in chapel this week, willpreach at Mandel hall this comingSunday. He was for several yearsa prominent pastor in New York andis now serving at the First Baptistchurch of Pittsburgh.“He has a most vigorous and in¬spiring method of delivery, and a wayof presenting his thought so that itkindles imagination," said Dr. Theo¬dore G. Soares, the University chap-lin. “His chapel talks have beenexceptionally picturesque and inter¬esting.”Merriam Talks atDiplomatic Club Michigan BasketballMen Get Final CutThe Michigan varsity basketballsquad which has been practising allfall received the final cat reducing theWolverine basketball personnel to 20men, according to word from AnnArbor.Coach Mather has cut the squad tothat number to facilitate practice. Thenumber will be increased by a fewfootball men who will report with theend of the grid season.Besides Haggerty, Cherry, andDoyle, "M" men from last year’s var¬sity, five newcomers are makingstron bids for positions on the team. These men are Ed Chambers andWalter Kuenzel, forwards; Ray Hilt-zel, center, and Ed Line and NatRasnick, guards.MORTAR BOARD PLEDGESMortar Board announces the pledg¬ing of Marion McGee and HarrietYanderbie, of Chicago, and ElizabethPape of Beverly Hills, Illinois.Classified AdsProf Charles Merriam, of the Poli¬tical Science department, spoke onforeign relations in Czecho-Slovakia,from material based on his experiencethere last summer, at the meeting ofThe club, which was formed lastfear by Norman Beck, a graduate_ -^nt in Political Science, has amemi.v.jhip limit of twenty-five. Ad¬mission is open to graduate and un¬dergraduate students who have beenrecommended by the department.Discussion meetings are held everyother Tuesday, with topics selectedfrom problems arising from the for¬eign intercourse of the United States.The organization was instrumentalin bringing Frau Schreiber to the Uni¬versity last year. Through the Car¬negie Foundation speakers are secured,acording to Walter Laves, now presi¬dent of the club. These speakers, hewent on to say, serve rather as leadersof discussion and stimulators ofthought than as lecturers. Prof.Quincy Wright, of the Political Sci¬ence department, is the faculty ad¬visor of the club. FOR RENT—In home of gradu¬ate student, a room, large, welllighted (4 window’s, 5 light fixtures)intelligently arranged for comfortand convenience in study. Ade¬quate for two persons or one. 6148Ellis. H. P. 8243. RENT A CARDrive It YourselfBrand new Fords and Gear-shiftCars.J & L DRIVE IT YOURSELFSYSTEM6118-28 Cottage Grove Ave.4111 Hyde Park 4181 ROGERS — KENNEDY SHOPPHONE MIDWAY 308! 1120 East 55th StreetMarcelling ManicuringShampooing“SEE YOUR UNIVERSITY FIR§T”And in seeing it, the dining places attract as much in¬terest as do the traditional sights of the campus.Your University experience is not complete without avisit to the ARBOR. You’ll see all your friends there andenjoy the campus atmosphere.THE ARBOR TEA ROOM6051 Kimbark Ave.FOR RENT—Front room; man;$5 a week SgJ.; $6 double. Priv. fam.Board if prfd. $7 a wk. Drexel 4538.STUDENTS—Have you tried TheTopaz Tea Room for good home cook¬ing? Luncheon, 35c; dinner, 65c. Weilso carry a line of delicious home¬made candies. 822 East 58th St.FOR RENT—6115 Kimhark, 2 rm.side suite comp, for housekeeping,clean and attractively furn.; pleasantand economical accommodations for 2girls or couple.O. A. C. HOLDS YEASTEXPERIMENTSFeeding yeast to poultry has beenstarted by the Oregon AgriculturalCollege in its latest demonstrationproject. Use of yeast as a poultry feedis new. The wide publicity givenyeast as a feed and the requests forinformation from poultrymen led thepoultry department to start this work.The demonstration will last one year.L. E. Arnold of Lebanon has lentthe college 100 of his white Leghornsto he used in the trial. Crown Millsof Portland, because of their interestin the problem, are furnishing thenecessary feed.Four pens of 25 birds each will befed the same ration. Two pens willhave yeast in the ration, two will haveno yeast. Gain or loss in weight ofthe birds, egg production per bird, jamount of feed consumed, and health *of the birds during the demonstrationwill be closely watched. By checking}the yeast-fed pens against those fedno yeast, the effects of feeding yeastcan be observed. DOG LOST—Male Airedale. 4months old. Reward. Call Dor. 1735.FOR SALE — Man’s beautifulmuskrat fur-lined coat, very cheap.Write 108 Faculty Fvchange orphone Mid. 9217. BeatWisconsinOnr Walter* MnfOar Caafc Dance*Oar Artist Will Paint Year PictureKING OLIVER’S BANDWorld*• Greatest Colored Dance BandOKenh Record Maker*THE HOME OF NEW IDF.A8The Studio room now openFor Student Parties—FreeRent to Student PartiesA home-made food bazaar, given bythe Settlement team headed by Flor¬ence Funk, will be held today from 10to 6 in the sun parlor of 'Ida Noyeshall. Luncheon will be served from12 to 2 and tea from 4 to 6. SER VICE—the Keynote of the Maroon OrganizationIf you are not getting your Maroon; if youhave been misquoted in the news columns; orif your advertisement is incorrect, call“JACK”atu Fairfax 5522Office Hours 1-2 P. M.You’ll Not Call a Second Time TOWER’SCOLLEGE COATSSNAPPY. SERVICEABLE WATERPROOFSGtl the go with College menSport Coats(YELLOW OR ouvi)^CiWE£;$AJ TOWER CO.BOSTONo tv» a s s a <44See these Slickers At:WOODWORTH’S BOOK STOREAll Student’s Supplies 1311 E. 75th St.-woodlawjts FIHK0TSEA FOOD RESTAUk/*.***1From oar connections in the Exst the choicest Sea Foods from the SevenSeas are received dailySpecial Table dTIote DinnersWtth a Large Range of Selections Which Will Pleats and Satisfy YouALSO: Chicken Rottsserie, Spaghetti, Ravioli, Steaks and ChopsAFTER THE DANCE try onr BOSTON SHORE DISHES from 9 to 3:30LOBSTER ISLAND CAFE«S54 COTTAGE GROVE AVE. JOHN SPIROS, Mr. GiftsGifts that endure, are more appreci¬ated. An attractive piece of Furni¬ture or a colorful Rug is exceeding¬ly acceptable as a Gift. Visit ourGift Section on the 4th floor, wherean unusual assortment of appropri¬ate Christmas Gifts await yourselection.Specialists in Rugsand FurnitureESTABLISHED 1875OW.ftichardsoii&(o.125 So. Wabash Ave. Ju#t North of AdamsMEN AND WOMENDo you want to make some money inthe next two weeks taking advantageof the Christmas business.Call Mr. Pettit — Wabash 4839Thanksgiving Dance Drake Hotel Friday, Nov. 28 — $3^ A Couple\MAROON SPORTS SECTIONTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1924SECRET PRACTICEHOLDS FOR FINALBADGER STRUGGLEGrid Stars Get Last Chanceto Show All ConferenceSkillWith the press barred from thepractice field, the Maroons concludedthe intensive training period thatwas mapped out by tho coaches. Itwas learned from inside sources thatonly a short signal practice with ascrimmage with the frosh, was allthat took place. It appears that the“Old Man” is satisfied with the phys¬ical condition of the men and. for thenext 24 hours, he will devote all hisattention to the mental attitude ofthe gridders. If Stagg can arousethe players to the pitch they attainedfor the Illinois battle, victory is as¬sured.Some coaches advance the theorythat a team can only reach its peakform once in a season. The grizzledveteran of 33 campaigns will attemptto disprove this popular supposition.The prowess of the Wisconsin out¬fit is exaggerated to the men tenfold.Everything is being done to overcome/the overconfidence of the Midwayites.On paper the Maroons shouldtrample the downtrodden Madisonwarriors. But anyone who witnessedNorthwestern’s heroic stand lastweek have no respect whatever forpast performances. The critics haveoverlooked the hard luck that haspursued the Ryan aggregation allyear. Injuries have handicapped theteam all season. This Saturday, forthe first time, the U. of W. will mus¬ter their entire strength to upsettheir traditional rivals in the finalgame of the year. Bieberstein andPolaski, for the first time, will beable to play the entire game togeth-1er. These linemen have commandedthe respect of every team they havemet, thus far.With the Harmon brothers, McAn-drews, and McGivern, the Badgershave a powerful backfield, with theopportunity to call Capt. Harris fromtackle, should an extra yard be nec¬essary. However, the factor that theMaroons fear most, is the irresistiblefight that *he Badgers may pitagainst them. The fact that Wiscon¬sin has yet to win a game may spurthe n.en on to superhuman effortsand spill the Maroons from their titleaspirations.But the Maroons have just as muchat stake: a championship for the firsttime in 11 years. It is a curious co¬incidence that Harry Thomas has notplayed in a losing game. Now he isfaced with the possibility of blottingthis unique record in his final game.Every man on the squad will exertevery ounce of strength to preservehis record, as well as to win the littlegold football charms that symbolizethe Big Ten title.I vet’s hope that the Wisconsin doesnot repeat the stunt of 1922, whenshe tied Chicago and blighted thehopes of a marvelous eleven. uled match Phi Pi Phi received creditfor a win by forfeit from Pi LambdaPhi.Today’s Schedule3:00—Heincheimers vs. Tau Sigma Otni-cronTau Delta Phi vs. Delta Tau DeltaTau Kappa Epsilon vs. Pi LambdaPhi3:30—Delta Sigma Phi vs. Chi PsiBeta Theta Pi vs. AcaciaAlpha Tau Omega vs. Phi GammaDelta4:00—Sigma Nu vs. Phi Beta DeltaPhi Kappa Psi vs. Kappa NuPhi Sigma Delta vs. Psi Upsilon. OFFICIAL NOTICESPay-Up Week for the \C W. C. A.pledges ends today. There will be adesk from 10 to 2 in the foyer of IdaXoyes hall, and pledges may be paidat the Y. W. office at other hours.The money collected falls short of thepledges by about $1,000.00, and every¬one who has not yet paid is urged todo so today.A bridge party is being held todayfrom 3:30 to 5:30 in the library of IdaXoyes hall by the Settlement team,headed by Jeanette Baldwin. Ticketsare on sale for thirty-five cents, andmay be purchased from all membersof her committee. PHI GAM VICTOROVER S. A. E.’S INTOUCHBALL MEETDelta Sigma Phi and D. U.Play Tie In Semi¬finalsFinalists in the touchball tourna¬ment clashed yesterday afternoon intwo struggles which were fiercelycontested to the last minute. In the!•arly game. Delta Sigma Phi Jplayed Delta Upsilon to a tie, after |the latter had scored in the first few |minutes of play. S. A. E. fell beforethe powerful offense of Phi Gamma IDelta by a score of 6-0.The Delta Sig-D. U. game was'opened with a march down the fieldfor a touchdown by D. U. Goal wasmissed. Toward the end of the firsthalf. Della Sig began a procession ofits own, falling short of a score be¬cause of the calling of time.Early in the second period, DeltaSig intercepted a pass by D. U. anda touchdown was the result. Goal,which would have given them thegame was low. From that point on.Delta Sig had the best of the battle, initiating a forward passing gamewhich clsoely resembled a basketballoffense. Unable to cross the line, thetwo teams battled for two extra five-minute periods to no decision. Thegame was called to allow the PhiGams and S. A. E.’s to tangle. Finalscore, 6-6.In the aftermath Phi Gam, whowere favorites, received the scare oftheir lives from the long passing byKenneth Hisert. S. A. E. completeda 50-yard pass from Hisert to Parkerat the beginning of play. But PhiGam held, and secured the ball ondowns. They advanced, but could notmake a prolonged effort. S. A. E., ongetting the ball, tried a pass whichwas intercepted in the open field fora touchdown. The goal kick wasshort.The second half produced the sameroutine, one march after another, tobe halted by intercepted passes. PhiGam had the best of the second pe¬riod, and play ended with the S. A.E.’s in their own territory, makingdesperate efforts to obtain a tie.The games of yesterday clearlyshowed the supremacy of the winningteams.Come In—Qet AcquaintedThe next time you are near the Herman, Mandis C&,Bogm Co. Clothes Shop come inand get acquainted.It’s a store that will interest you, foryou are sure to feel that here you aredoing business with friends-—menreally interested in helping you find the"clothes you wish. As for our clothes—University men have learned that inspite of the moderate prices—$55 to$75, some as low as $45—they have allthe features of hand tailoring, new fabricsand faultless fit usually found only inclothes created by highest priced tailors.I Illustrated—a University Model Over¬coat, in various fabrics and shadea$45 /o $60Herman, Mandis & Bogin Co.Entire Fifth Floor—28 E. Jackson BoulevardCorner Jackson and Wabash — CHICAGO THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STORECigarettes — Fountain ServingCor. Ellis Ave. and 55th St.Adjacent to Frolic TheatreTel. H. Park 0761KAPPA NU, PHI GAMSAND PHI PI PHI TAKEHORSESHOE MATCHESIntermural horseshoes resulted inKappa Nu winning two matches, PhiGamma Delta winning one. and PhiPi Phi receiving a forfeit from PiLambda Phi.Kappa Nu took two matches fromLambda Chi Alpha in the first meetof the day. Kappa Nu took its sec¬ond victory of the day by beating aChi Psi doubles team breaking a tieexisting from two days ago when twodoubles teams of these fraternitiessplit even.Phi Gamma Delta, forfeiting onedoubles match, won the remainingtwo from Alpha Delta Phi, scoringa victory. <In the only other sched- SENIORS ATTENTIONSeniors whose last name be¬gins with D, E, F or G must re¬port at—to have their picture takenfor the Cap and Gown 1925,this week — Nov. 17-24.614 Mailers Bldg.5 S. Wabash Ave. S. E. Cor. Madison and Wabash Ave.Tel. Central 7123 Speaking ofFootball —WE WANT toHELP youENTERTAIN thoseOUT-of-town,FOOTBALL guestsOF yours.WE WANT themTO ENJOY every minuteOF THEIR stayAND WHEN they leaveTO go awayBOOSTING ChicagoAND telling everyoneTHEY meetJUST WHAT a greatTIME they hadWITH entertainmentGALORE andNOT ONE dtdl momentDURING their visit—THAT is whyWE recommend theCHICAGO Beach Hotel,CHICAGO’S greatest hotelFOR theirSTOPPING placeWHILE they areIN THE cityIT IS mighty handyTO STAGG Field,AND tooYOU CAN’T affordTO HAVE them miss.THE BIG danceIN thePEACOCK RoomTHE NIGHT ofTHE gameChicagoBeach HotelHyde Park Boulevardon the LakePhone Hyde Park 4000A. G. PULVER, Gen. Mgr. Page ThreeJMARTLY dressed men in thestyle centers of the world knowthere is no substitute for a Stetson.STETSON HATSStyled for young menAn OvercoatYou’ll Really EnjoyIt’s just about time to put on the heavyovercoat - - - Have you one you canslip into and be sure you’re going to becomfortable and at the same timecorrect?Jerrems Overcoatsmade-to-orderThey are fashioned of the finest andwarmest English Woolens. We makethem up intoYour Kind of an Overcoat$65 to $150Have you seen our very popularready-to-wear English Overcoats?D. B. BLUE GUARDSBURBERRYS. JOSEPH MAYSFORMAL BUSINESSAND SPORT CLOTHES324 S. MICHIGAN AVE.(McCormick Building)7 N. La Salle St. 71 E. Monroe St.PATRONIZE MAROON ADVERTISERSThanksgiving Dance Drake Hotel Friday, Nov. 28 — $3= A CouplePage Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1924A SUBTERFUGE“I don’t care,” blurted the Frosh asthey threw him in the bathtub, “NowI amALL-IN.”Printer, we have played our lastcard. Failing to impress you withthe traditional sacredness of the lastline, we arc compelled to run it first,hoping that it will meet your approvaland that, with your great magnan¬imity and bigness of heart, you willlet it stand uncensored. one who will not be denied, “Will youbuy a bar of soap?” I did!!Jake.Goodie! Goodie! No we don’t haveto write a last line.ALL-IN.WHEN WORDS FAILED"Dear One, it’s ever been for meA phantom dream—And I have always longed to seeHow it would seem“To whisper love in accents lowHot lips on mine—And drink from the unfailing flowOf love’s sweet wine.“I’ve never gazed into the blueOf eyes before—Tell me, my dear, what I can doTo love you more.”I whispered this to her one nightBeside the lake.She saw it in the proper light—Make no mistake.“You boob. I ain’t so dumb,” said she,You cannot spring that line on me.”SakeThat’s For Pulchritude’sDear All-in,That was a good idea of the Circle—decorating the saleswomen with redroses. Heretofore they have been ableto sneak up on us and impose a copyof that very commendable magazineupon us, but now we can spot themout and conduct ourselves accord¬ingly.Dreamy.Ker-choo—We Have a Cold, TooDear All-in,I have son»._uung in » ««U brownbottle which my grandfather broughtover from the old country. I thinkit might help that cold of Christie’s.Scotty.WE THINK THE CIRCLE isvery good. And mean it. No doubtMr. Nathan’s address to editors ofhumor magazines will give rise to anavalanche of absent-minded professorstories and other novel tales of cam¬pus significance.NO!! NO!!I’d count my college life a joy,A paradise sublime—If I could kill these pests who wantTwo nickels for a dime.Terrible Turk.Cuthbert Joins the ModernistsA w'ave of fire rushed thru his brainlike a burst of sensuous inflaming perfume. With a sob he seized her inhis arms and pressed his lips to hersHungrily she sought the kisses forwhich she had been starving these tenminutes. Suddenly he thrust herfrom him and she fell to the floorbroken and crumpled like a discardedtoy. “Ah,” he muttered, as she cow¬ered beneath his rage, “Life i: likethat—cruel and unreasonable.” Hehad scratched his hand on a safetypin.CuthbertWritten With a PurposeAlumnus: “Well, and are things going pretty well over at the house?”Active: “Never better—my newblades fountain pen, and a pair ofpink pajamas!” HOCKEY LAURELSGO TO FRESHMENIN FINAL RATTLEGrab 2-0 Win from Sophs;Juniors BeatSeniorsThe freshman hockey stars clinchedthe championship yesterday by pilingup a final victory against the sopho¬mores onto their staggering list ofwins. A score of 2-0 made them un¬disputed champions.This is the second year that thetitle has gone to the novice team, andthis season’s yearlings have only onetie, with the juniors, and not a singleloss, against them. The tournamentfinished brilliantly, with fine plays byevery squad. The juniors drove fourballs through the posts to the seniors’sole tally.After the game, the Honor Teamwas announced by Miss Burns. Lou¬ise Allen was chosen to head the ga1-axy of stars: other members areBrew', Schoen, Fisher, Beringer,Byrne, Goodwin, Gorgas, Bacon, andPolly and Adelaide Ames, with Wells,Ringer, Stagg. and Wilkins as sub¬stitutes, and Lillian Robbins as man¬ager. This all-star squad will meetthe Alumnae team Saturday at 10.The juniors and frosh will play achallenge game next Monday at 2:40.The veteran team feel that they canbeat the champions, although theycannot claim the crown of victory.Last year as sophs they defeated thewinning freshmen in a challengegame, and they have added severalgood players to their squad this sea¬son. The naming of four regularsand one substitute junior on the Hon¬or Team seems to warrant their con¬fidence. At any rate, there will bemuch lively backchat on the comingstruggle at the hockey party sched¬uled for today at 3:30.Delta Kappa Epsilon, with 24points, ran away with the first of themonthly intramural swims last nightBartlett tank. Phi Sigma Deltawas the runnerup, wfith 17 points.The only closely contested placewas fifth, for which three fraterni¬ties tied, with 7 points each, theGreeks being Phi Kappa Sigma, BetaTheta Pi, and Alpha Delta Phi.The individual scorers were An¬drews, unattached, who took first inthe diving, and a third in the breaststroke; and Press. Phi Sigma Delta,who took firsts in the head carry, um¬brella race, and the 100-yard freestyle.The only exceptional time madewas that of Weddel, of Phi KappaPsi, who was recorded to have madethe 100-yard free style in 19 seconds.The time is better than conferencetime, and was the result of carelesstiming.The complete order of point scor¬ing is as follows: Delta Kappa Epsi¬lon, 24; Phi Sigma Delta. 17; DeltaPhi, 11; Phi Kappa Psi, 8; Phi Kap¬ pa Sigma, Beta Theta Pi, and AlphaDelta Phi, 7; Andrews 6; Phi GammaDelta, and Florez, 5; Lambda Chi, 1.The meet was the first of a seriesof swims under the Intramurals com¬mission wrhich will be held monthly.The winners in the events wilf re¬ceive ribbons, and the organizationwinning the individual meets will re¬ceive silver loving cups. No pointswill be awarded toward the yearlytrophy for the total of points scoredin all sports during the entire year.The events, winners, and their timeare:40-yard free style—first, Weddel,Phi Psi, : 19; second, Engle, Beta,:21 4-5.160-yard relay—first, D K E, 1:401-5; second. Bete Theta Pi, 1:41.Underwater swim—Sharp, AlphaDelt, :12 4-5; Barrow, Phi Psi, :144-5.100-yard free style—Priess, PhiSigma Delta, 1:12 4-5; Parker, PhiGamma Delta, 1:17.100-yard breast stroke—Florez,unattached, 1:28 3-5; D KE,1:37 3-5.60-yard back stroke—Hamal, DeltaSigma Phi. :48 4-5; Phi Sigma Delta,:50 3-5.220-yard free style—Howard. PhiKappa Sig, 3:30 4-5; Boone, Beta,3:43 2-5.Head carry—Priess and Priess, PhiSigma Delta. :28; Faris and Hamal,Delta Sigma, :28 2-5.Umbrella race—Bordon, D K E,:39; Priess. Phi Sigma Delta, :39 2-5.CHINESE OUTNUMBEROTHER NATIONSHEREForeign-born students at the L’ni-versitv come all the way from fiordsof Norway and the African tropics, notto mention far-off Korea and the Per¬sian deserts, figures compiled today byBruce Dickson, adviser to foreignstudents, indicated. There are 450foreign-born students on the. Midway,representing 42 different nationalities,he said.The Orient has sent 105 to the Uni¬versity, there being 79 Chinese and 26Japs in attendance, and Russia 81.Other nationalities are represented asfollows: African, 1; Armenian, 2; Aus¬trian, 5; Belgian, 3: Bohemian, 2^British West Indies, 1; Canadian, 56Cuban, 2; Czechs, 3; Danish, 2; English, 22; Finnish, 2; French, 4; German, 17; Greek, 11; Hawaiian, 8Dutch, 3; Hungarian, 13; Indian, 11Irish, 5; Italian, 9; Jugo-Slav, 1Korean, 7; Latvian, 3; Lithuanian, 2New Zealander, 1; Norwegian, 3; Persian, 2; Polish, 9; Porto Rican,F’ilipino, 27; Prussian, 1; Roumanian1; Scotch, 6; South American, 1Spanish, 2; Swedish, 3; Swiss, 1Turk, 3.Some of the students have becomenaturalized and are therefore Americancitizens, Dickson explained. WESLEYANS TO HOLDFIRST MEETINGTUESDAYExplanation of the formation of anew student council, to be used as ameans of communication betweenneighborhood Methodist churchesand campus students will be one ofthe purposes of the opening meetingof the Wesley Foundation for thepresent year, it was announced yes¬terday by Winifred Williams, cabinetmember of the organization. Themeeting will be held Tuesday at 4 inHarper M-ll and all Methodist stu¬dents are invited to be present."The 'new organization to be ef¬fected between the Woodlawn M. E.church, 64th and Wood St., the HydePark M. E. church, 54th and Black-stone Ave., the St. James M. E.church, Oakland and Langley Blvd.,and the Oakland M. E. church, Oak-wood and Langley Blvd., will be ofespecial interest to all students,” MissWilliams said. “Dr. Gage, of the Di¬vinity school, will have active chargeof the organization.” she continued,“and the present plan includes fourdistinct councils, one in each church,with an advisory, executive council,I having members selected by the vari¬ous independent councils. They willendeavor to work out religious andsocial programs to meet the needs ofa University student on campus, andas the plan is now being formulatedit should be very effective.”New plans for the year will alsoPART TIME POSITIONSCome to the Vocational Bureauaf the Herald and Examiner andput your qualifications before ap¬proximately 3,000,000 readers inthree days.You will agree that good posi¬tions are to be had only by bring¬ing your qualifications before thelargest number of prospective em¬ployers that may have exception¬al part-time openings that willsuit you. Personal interview anddiscussion in Room 212, HearstBldg., 326 W. Madison St. Women—Room 217, Miss Bryant. cers will be held for the WesleyFoundation. The neighborhoodchurch student council will coopetatewith the Wesley club in the foster¬ing of the society on campus. FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH50th StreetBetween Drexel Blvd. and Ellis Ave.I>r. Perry 4. Ntaekhoune, Minister11 a. tn.—"The Beatitude of Purity”8 p. m.—Drama SermonSTUDENTS INVITEDHENRY T. HANSENHARDWARE — PAINTS — OILS — GLASSHousehold and Janitor’s SuppliesRADIO SUPPLIES935 East 55th Street Phone Midway 0009TheSlickestCoatontheCampus!iS'fO/ndaMcL(S%uJe>it•CO M S. PAT or* w\S*Ucl&LNo well d re wed college rn«r» fawithout one. It’s the original,correct slicker and there’s noth¬ing aa smart or sensible forrough weather and chilly days.Made of famous yellow water¬proof oiled fabric. 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