MIfJt * vxvjiMAjiiMSubscribe to the MaroonQH)e Batlp jteoonVol. 24 No. 32 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY NOVEMBER 13, 1924SENIORS TO ELECTOFFICERS TODAY INCHAPEL ASSEMBLYHarrison, Barnes and JohnHowells in Race for• PresidencyThe Senior class will elect its olti-cers for the current year in chapeltoday. The race for the presidencyis between Harrison Barnes andJohn Howell, both leaders in student activities since their freshmanyear.The following are the activities ofthe candidates up for Senior classoffices:For president:Harrison Barnes: Varsity basket¬ball (2) (3), Varsity football (2)(3) (4), Varsity track (2), studentmanager of National InterscholasticBasketball tournament (3), TrackInterschofastic (2) (3), Honor Com¬mission (2) (3), College Marshal,Henry Strong scholar, Skull andCrescent, Iron Mask, Owl and Ser¬pent, and member of Psi Upsilon.John Howell: Varsity baseball (1)(2) (3), basketball (2) (3), chair¬man of the housing committee ofbasketball interscholastic (3), chair¬man of the Publicity committee ofthb National Track Interscholastic(3), Skull and Crescent, Iron Mask,Owl and Serpent, and member ofChi Psi.For vice president:Erna Breslich: Member of Eso-teric.Gladys Walker: Y. W. C. A. fin¬ance chairman, Honor Commission(4), vice president of Undergradu¬ate Phi Beta Kappa (4), collegeaide, Nu Pi Sigma, and member ofChi Rho Sigma.For secretary:Elizabeth Barrett: President ofW. A. A., member of Ida Noyes ad¬visory council, and member of NuPi Sigma.Ruth Stagg: Secretary of Y. W.C. A., W. A. A. advisory board, Set¬tlement Night team captain, Nu PiSigma, and member of Wyvern.Treasurer:Charles Allen: Blackfriars, Inter¬mural council, president of St.Marks society, head of EuropeanRelief Fund drive, Social Service(Continued, on page 2)BETAS GO~FRANTIC ASPAT IS KIDNAPPEDFROM CARIt was discovered yesterday thatPat, the mascot of the BetaTheta Pi fraternity, and theproperty of Burr Robbins had beeneither stolen or lost. Pat was thefriend of all University students andwas always to be seen in front ofCobb and other prominent places.He is also supposed to have garneredan enormous amount of the liberalarts from many class room naps, buthe doggishly refrains from display¬ing or talking about his learning, ac¬cording to his associates.Pat made his sensational disap¬pearance Tuesday afternoon whenRobbins had parked his car in GrantPark and had carefully instructedPat to remain true as a guard andbeware of the evils of the wickedcity. On his return, however, theintellectual phenomenon of dogdomhad disappeared without a clew. Thegeneral impression is that Pat wasstolen, as he had been carefullytrained to remain in the car whenRabbins was absent. This theory isfurther sustained when investigationdisclosed that Pt’s life was withoutromance and had no weaknesses forthe fairer representatives of the dogworld, and least of all the class thatmight be found spending their idlehours in Grant Park.Pat is a police dog of superb buildand keenly cut features. He has anintelligent look quite in keeping withhis surroundings. Anyone seeingthe campus pet is asked to telephoneMidway 0718 and receive the re¬ward. NOVEMBER NUMBER OFFORGE IS OUT TODAYThe November issue of the Forge,University journal of verse, is out to¬day. This issue is the seventh of itskind, the first having been publishedlast May. Sonnets in particular arebeing featured in this issue. Many4University students have contributedpoems in this form. There is a prosecritical essay called “Prosody,” byLleyellyn Jones, and there are a groupof poems in the Chinese manner, byBertha Ten Eyck James.The Forge is the only magazine ofits kind affiliated with any university.It is sponsored by the UniversityPoetry club, and by James WeberLinn, Mrs. Edith Foster Flint, RobertM. Lovett and Mrs. Vaughn Moody.The Forge has published the workof some of the most distinguishedAmerican poets, besides introducingmany new writers of verse to itsreaders.SET DEADLINE FORFRIARS SCENARIOSMay 8, 9, 15 and 16 Selected forPresentationDeadline for the turning in ofscenarios for Blackfriars, 1925, isset for Nov. 22. The preparation ofthe books from the scenario formwill be done later for all those thathave material worth producing.At present the following studentsand alumni have turned in scenarios:Leslie River and Russell Pierce, ’24;Frank Breckenridge, Jack Oppenheimand Don Plant, Allen Albert, DanRich, James Slipper, William Cotant,and Meredith Gilpatrick and Theo¬dore Bloomberg.The dates of the show will beMay 8, 9, 15 and 16, with matineescoming on the 9th and the 16th.These dates have been approved bythe Board of Student Organizations.SOPH MEN’S CLUBTO ACT AS HOSTSAT FOOTBALL MIXERScore club will act as hosts forthis week’s football mixer to be heldSaturday after the Chicago-North¬western game in the Reynolds club¬house. The Student council hastaken charge of all the mixers andappoints a different organizationeach week to act as sponsors of thegatherings in order to create a morecongenial atmosphere, according' toProf. Bertram G. Nelson, director ofthe Reynolds clubhouse.Tentative plans have been madeagain to scure the use of the southlounge in addition to the north room.Whether or not a second orchestrawill be needed will depend upon theoutcome of these plans according tothose in charge.“We hope that this opportunityfor students of Northwestern andthe University to become acquaintedsocially will result in ^ more friendlyand co-operative spirit between themembers of the two neighboring in¬stitutions,” said Ben Frost, presidentof Score club.Picks Vera HartwellTo Head Art ClubNewly elected officers of the Artclub are: President, Vera Hartwell;vice-president, Fred Handschy, andsecretary-treasurer, Laura Brown.“We are planning to take trips to stu¬dios,” said Vera Hartwell, “and tohave lectures given by noted Chicagoartists. We want our club to be in¬structive so as to attract people in¬terested in art, even though they arenot taking art courses.”The art department is now apart of the College of Arts,Literature and Science. The depart¬ment will be headed by Walter Sar¬gent, noted painter, when he returnsto his work in the winter quarter.Mr. Sargent will be on campus twoquarters this year, instead of his usualone quarter. HAHN PLAYu FORSETTLEMENT TEA*lan Two Other Affairs; OpenContest for VaudevilleAt FeteBill Hahn’s orchestra will furnishthe music for the all-University Set¬tlement tea dance Friday from 4:30to 6 at the Delta Kappa Epsilonhouse. Tickets will sell for 25 cents,and may be obtained from thosestudents whose names were pub¬lished yesterday. Paul Cullom’sname has been added to the list.It is hoped that the affair willhave the patronage of a large bodyof upperclassmen, though the fresh¬man attendance will be detracted bythe mixer given for first-year stu¬dents by the Freshman Woman’sclub.Give Two MoreTwo other Settlement tea danceswill be given. One is scheduled forNov. 21 at the Psi Upsilon house,and one for Nov. 25 at the Phi Kap¬pa Psi house.Aspirants to vaudeville fame willhave their opportunity SettlementNight, Dec. 6, in the annual vaude¬ville show which is a part of thefete, it was further announced. Inthe past this show has been regardedas the climax of the drive, and hasalways been one of the highmarksin interest and entertainment. Thisyear’s production will be no excep¬tion if the efforts of the entertain¬ment committee succeed, accordingto eGorge Harvey and Martha Luet-sker, co-chairmen of the committee.All candidates who believe theyhave the necessary ability shouldturn their names in to the entertain¬ment committee on either Mondayor Tuesday of next week at the Set¬tlement office, Cobb 10a, setting atime at which they will appear fortry-out, when the name of the act,and the names of the actors will beannounced. In the event that theoffice is closed this information can(Continued on page 2)Assemble RadioOutfits HereYearlyMore than 200 radio receiving setsare assembled and dismantled eachyear at the L'niversity by students atwork on radio research in RyersonPhysical laboratory, it was announcedyesterday by F. M. Kannenstine ofthe department of Physics. Courseswhich were included on the summerprogram will he! resumed Jan. 1.In adition to assembling sets fromsimple crystals to superheterodynes,research scholars have planned sev¬eral pieces of investigation, which ifsuccessful will be contributions toboth the practical and theoretical sideof radio, it is stated. Work has beenstarted on the construction of a loudspeaker which will not make use ofa horn. This will have a practicalvalue, it is explained, because thesounds that come through it will notbe influenced by any of the character¬istics of a horn.Applying the radio apparatus tophysics experiments, E. E. Rosairehas used vacuum tubes in the meas¬urement of electrolytic conductivity.In this study he hopes to indicatesome of the properties of moleculesand atoms in solution. Audion tubeshave made such a study possible,Kannenstine says.A. D. Kerns is engaged in a studyof the super-heterodyne which willshow voltage and current relation¬ships in such a way as to make themeasily understood by an amateur. Hehis photographed the current wavesin various parts of the super-heterer-dyne circuit. The photographs willshow how the signal wave is modifiedduring its progress, from the loop tothe loud speaker. Thurstone Tellsof Reason Cyclein Science TalkBy Abner H. Berezniak“Psychology and sociology haveone thing in common, th- method oftreating their subject,” said Prof.Thurstone, of che department ofPsychology, last r.ight to over threehundred stud ^ts and faculty mem¬bers who attended his lecture on“The Relation or Application of Psy¬chology to Social Science,” in Har¬per Assembly hall. “Sociology,in order to be studied as ascience, must have two or more ob¬jective factors for comparison,” he.said.Explaining further his idea thatall sciences must have comparativefactors for discussion, Prof. Thur¬stone stated that there were ninepoints in sequence of reasoning ofany problem. ‘First the problemoriginates as a felt need,” he said,“looking for satisfaction or ^urq.Then comes the desire to control oralter the phenomena, or to predictthe conditions and effects and un¬derstand. The formulation of anhypothesis then follows. Thereshould be some idea of the relationto be sought in this hypothesis.”Distinction* to Be NotedHe then went on to explain theother points. There must be a dis¬tinction between concomitance andcausility,” he said, “A and B mayappear together and yet A is notriecesarily the result of B or vicaversa. The adoption of the objec¬tive designation is my fifth point,”he stated. “This corresponds to theunit of measure of physical science.”That there must be an experi¬mental arrangement of the pairedobservations made and their rela¬tions between the two factors mustbe understood was his next comment.“There should be statistical analysisof the paired observation,” Prof.Thurstone continued as his seventhpoint, “to determine the degree andnature of the relations between thefactors. This analysis need notnecessarily be numerical,” he ad¬ded.Interpretations of the observationsand the reading causility into theobserved concomitance between thetwo factors next comes about, Prof.Thurstone outlined, as his eighthpoint of tjje sequence for reasoningout any problem. “Undrstandingeasily follows observation,”- he said.To complete the cycle there areother problems formed due to theobservations made which have to besolved was Prof. Thurstone’s con¬clusion.Objection to the case method wasmade by Prof, Thurstone when hestated that it was not practical un¬less used to form some basis of com¬parison.SALESWOMAN UNIONIS NEW PLAN USEDIN CIRCLE CAMPAIGNA new sales system featuring a per¬manent staff to include twenty orthirty women, has been adopted bythe circulation department of TheCircle this year. The following mem¬bers have been enrolled: BeckyGreen. Mary Taber, Ann Aim, NancyMcMunn, Louise Steger, MiriamWalker, Virginia Brintnall, RachelMulford, Mary Fassett. Marie Stan¬ley, Mary Skinner, Bertha Brady, andBobby Duval.This department will have its ownorganization headed by a chairmanand a secretary and will hold* its firstmeeting next Tuesday at 1:10, in theCircle office in Ellis hall. At thattime plans will be made for the saleof the December issue of the Circle,to appear the following day.An opportunity is given by this de¬partment for a limited number ofcampus women to obtain lucrativecommission and demonstrate salesability. Any women interested injoining this organization are asked toattend the meeting or see SewardCovert. CAP AND GOWN TOHAVE PICTURE SECTIONThe Cap and Gown, 1925, an¬nounces tVat it will conduct a photo¬graphic .onteat with the purpose ofimproving and introducing new fea¬tures into the picture section. Thecontest is an original plan adoptedby this year’s staff. Eight pages ofthe book will be devoted to the pic¬tures entered.Any person on the campus or inthe University this year is eligibleto enter his or her piece of art. Theone who submits the most interestingand the most artistic picture will beawarded a copy of the annual forthis year. Photographs may be ofany unusual subject that would beof interest to the whole studentbody. Pictures of campus celebri¬ties, fraternity life and men, clubs,freshman work, and initiations aresubjects especially recommended butanything that strikes the studentmay be used.All pictures are to be left at theCap and Gown office in a box set upfor that purpose. The pictures mustbe large and clear so that they willreproduce attractively in the book.The snapshots should be at least twoby three inches; there is, however,no limit to the size as any worthwhile one can be trimmed down tobe used. This contest closes Friday,of Dec. 5.FEDERATION BEGINSFROSH INTERVIEWSAcquaint First Year WomenWith Campus Activities'Federation launched its annualcampaign for interviewing freshmenwomen at a meeting held yesterdayin the theatre of Ida Noyes hall. Thedouble purpose of the campaign isto acquaint the freshmen with thevarious student activities and to givethe campus organizations a list ofthe women who are interested intheir respective fields.Each year Federation, through asystem of interviews, endeavors toget in touch with all freshmen wo¬men. Each interviewer is given aquestionnaire to fill out which pro¬vides information about each fresh¬man’s interests, personality, specialabilities, and high school activities.Campus organizations will have ac¬cess to the files made of the ques¬tionnaires in order to become ac¬quainted with freshmen women whoare interested in individual activ¬ities.Interviews Three Frosh“In previous years each interview¬er has had ten freshmen, but as thepersonal touch was lacking we foundit advisable to limit the number tothree,” said Jeannette Baldwin, per¬sonnel chairman of Federation.” Theinterviewers are chosen by their per¬sonalities and their ability to be¬come friendly and discover the truequalities of the freshmen. It alsopresents an excellent opportunity tobecome acquainted with the new stu¬dents.Entering freshmen were taken(Continued on page 2)Haunts of Red MenPortrayed in ExhibitPhotogravures of North AmericanIndians and their haunts have beenplaced on exhibit in Harper, 31. Theseportraits, a portion of a series oftwelve volumes, picturing and describ¬ing the Indians of the United States,Canada and Alaska, were presented tothe University by the North AmericanIndian Fund association in connectionwith twelve folios of photogravures.These volumes were compiled as aresult of extensive field research workconducted under the patronage <jf Pier-pont Morgan, according to Miss Little,in charge of the exhibit.At present, the University has inits possession twelve of the twentyvolumes which complete the set. * Thefourth folio is now on exhibit. Price 5 CentsLONGER CHRISTMASVACATION IS FLEAOF STUDENTS HEREFederation of Women AskUndergraduate Councilfor ChangeIn a letter to the Undergraduatecouncil yesterday the Women’s Fed¬eration voiced dissatisfaction withthe early date set for the opening ofthe Winter quarter. According tothe schedule the Winter quarterwill begin Friday, Jan. 2, thus forc¬ing students who live out of the cityto start for the University on NewYear’s.“We hope,” said the Federationof Women, in their protest, “that theUndergraduate council will take thematter up as soon as possible, andthat the body will take immediateaction if it so sees fit.” The coun¬cil in answering the letter made thefollowing statement last evening:Statement by Council“The Undergraduate council peti¬tions that the Winter quarter not be¬gin until Monday, Jan. 5. We thinkthat students should not be asVod toreturn to the University for Fridayclasses, thereby making it impossiblefor them to be home on New Year’s.”A petition, to be signed by asmany students on campus as are infavor of the suggested change willprobably be drawn up today andstarted circulating about campus,according to several prominent stu¬dents who are interested in alteringthe schedule.Save Four DaysBy having no school on the Fri¬day after New Years, three dayswould be added to vacation, sincethere are no undergraduate classeson Saturday and Sunday. And incase of those taking their seniorcollege courses, which do not meeton Monday, the vacation would belengthened four days.Isabel Kincheloe, speaking aschairman of the executive council ofthe Federation of University Wom¬en, said, ‘Christmas vacation will beshort at best this year, and what isworse, students who live any dis¬tance from Chicago will be forced totravel on New Year's Day in orderto be in class on Jan. 2, which is aFriday.”1ST HITCHCOCK SMOKERWILL BE HELDTONIGHT 'A series of smokers for the menof Hitchcock all will be heldthroughout the year, beginning withthe first one tonight. These smokerswill be supplemented by discussionswhich are planned to offer a profit¬able evening to any Hitchcock manthat has the time to come. Refresh¬ments will be served.The first speaker will be Dr. Mor¬rison of the School of Education,who will talk on the general subjectchosen as the theme of all the dis¬cussions. Dr. Morrison has had morethan twenty-five years of experiencein the field of public education aswell as his University teaching. Thetitle of the talk will be “What OurAttitude Should Be Towards FieldsOther Than Our Own,” and thesame will be the theme of all theother speakers.Mill* to Speak LaterAn endeavor is being made to se¬cure speakrs from all the variousdepartments in the University. Thecommittee in charge has already se¬cured the consent of Dr. Ralph Millsin the Pathology department, whohas recently returned from twenty-five years of active medical mission¬ary work in Pekin, China. The dateof the gathering is Nov. 13, from7:30 to 8:30. Everyone interestedin educational and intellectual prob¬lems in Hitchcock will find an enter¬taining hour before him, accordingto those in charge.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY NOVEMBER 13, 1924SI?? flaUg fflaroonThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished moraings, except Sunday andMonday during the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters by The Daily MaroonCompany.Entered as second class mall at the Chi¬cago Pestofflce, Chicago, Illinois, March13. 1906, under the act of March 3, 18T3.Offices Ellis 1Telephones:Editorial Office Midway 0890Business Office Fairfax 5522Member ofThe Western Conference Press Association is to make these women feel at homeafter they have become acquaintedwith the University. “We feel thatit will result in incorporating all thefreshmen women into the life at theUniversity,” said Dorothy Kennedy,member of the personnel committee.Women on the interviewing com¬mittee who were absent from themeeting have been requested to seeJeanette Baldwin in Beecher hall assoon as possible in order to securethe names of their freshmen.All questionnaires are to be filledout and presented at a meeting ofthe interviewers November 26, at3:30, in the theatre of Ida Noyeshall.EDITORIAL, DEPARTMENT’V. L. Hirer Managing EditorAllen Heald News EditorMilton Kauffman News EditorVictor Wisner News Editor)Abner H. Berezniak Day Editor;Allan Cooper Day EditorDeemer I.ee Day EditorReese Price Day EditorWalter Williamson Day EditorGertrude Bromberg Asst. EditorLois Gilianders Asst. EditorMarjorie Cooper Soph. EditorKuth Daniels Soph. EditorDorothy Kennedy Soph. EditorFrances Wakeley Soph. EditorViolet Pritzsker Asst. EditorEvelyn Thompson Society EditorLeo Stone Asst. Feature WriterBUSINESS STAFFHerbert C. DeYoung.... Business ManagerEdward Bezazian .... Asst. Business Mgr.Thomas R. Mulroy... Advertising ManagerLeland Neff Circulation ManagerEthan Granquist Auditor Wolverines FavoredTo Defeat BuckeyesAN AFTER CHRISTMAS STORYThe nine days from Wednesday,Dec. 24, to Friday, Jan. 2, fulfill thetechnical requirements for a Christmasvacation, probably; but from anotherpoint of view the thing seems doubt¬ful. We can easily imagine how itmay leave something of a bad taste insome out-of-town student’s mouth, tohave to pack up and leave home onNew Year's day, to go to school oneFriday and then to bum around, withnothing in the world to do, for thelongest week-end of his life. For thedullest day in all time is the Sundayafter one returns to school. There isstill the smack of the plum puddingon one’s lips; and there is nothingto do but think about the holiday thatis over. Such an anticlimax is surelyout of harmony with Christmas. Columbus, Ohio. Nov. 12.—(Spe¬cial).—Seventy thousand ardent foot¬ball followers of Michigan and OhioState will greet the Wolverine andBuckeye gridiron teams when theymarch upon the field to play the tra¬ditional classic struggle here Satur¬day afternoon. This will be the larg¬est crowd since Michigan dedicatedthe Ohio stadium in 1922. All ticketswere sold two weeks ago and tempo¬rary stands will be erected to handlethe overflow crowd.Michigan will enter the game as thefavorite to win. The dope favors CoachLittle’s team more than it has the last three years. Ohio State will fight anuphill battle, with Wilce handicappedby the numerous injuries of men onthe Buckeye squad, 19 being on thehospital list since the first few days ofthe week. Ohio State will enter thegame with determination and a fight- jing spirit and a hope to conquer the |Wolverines. ! SENIOR ELECT OFFICERSTODAY IN CHAPEL ASSEMBLYClassified AdsFOR RENT—Desirable room, $7.00per week. Fairfax 2340. Coll morn.8-11 a. m. Mrs. Wharton, 5525 Kim-bark.DELICIOUS SAND WICHES,beverage and dessert for 35c, servedevery noon in the New Topaz TeaRoom, 822 E. 58th St. Mid. 4406.ATTENTION STUDENTS — Anew place to eat, delicious home cook¬ing, dinner 65c; luncheon 35c. TheTopaz Tea Room, 822 E. 58th St. (Continued from page *1)chairman of Y. M. C. A., and mem¬ber of Acacia ,Jack Kirk: General chairman ofSettlement Night, Blaekfriars, Owland Serpent, and member of DeltaTau Delta fraternity.Fred Law: Varsity Football (1)(2) (3) (4), Skull and Crescent,and member of Phi Gamma Deltafraternity. 'Joseph Pondelik: Varsity football(1) (2) (3) (4) and member ofLambda Chi Alpha fraternity.FOR SALE—Underwood Portable,brand new. Taken in payment. Veryreasonable. Phone Vincennes 1124.FOR SALE—Cheap, new shawlcollar Tuxedo, size 37. Too small forowner. Phone Chritton at Dorchester5221.HAHN PLAYS FORSETTLEMENTT TEA Phone Midway 0009 Keys MadeThis week only10 per cent Discount to Freshmen wearing Green CapsHENRY T. HANSENFormerly Central Hardware CompanyHARDWARE — PAINTS — OILS — GLASS935 East 55th Street CHICAGO(Continued from page 1)be written out and placed in a boxput there for that purpose.Hold Tryouts LaterThe tryouts are to be held on the19th and 20th at 2:30 in Mandelhall. This will be the last oppor¬tunity of trying out and no acts willbe received after that date. Firstquarter freshmen are ineligible forappearance but all others with theproper eligibility may take part.The glee club, which has alreadybeen solicited, will sing a few songs.Fraternities, clubs, and groups of in¬dividuals are all encouraged to tryout and help put over one of thefeatures of Settlement Night.FEDERATION BEGINSFROSH INTERVIEW(Continued from page 1)care of by Y. W. C. A. upperclasscouncillors and Federation’s project BUY A PORTABLEThe Brunswick Portable is trulya musical prodigy, having a clear,round, full toue.f.ike all other Brunswick Models,the Portable plays all makes ofrecords.This little Instrument is substan¬tially built to 'vithstand hard usageand is unsurpassed by any instru¬ment of similar design in finish andtone quality.Equipped with Brunswick sinylespring, extra strong motor—willplay three 10-inch records withoutrewinding. Reproducer for playingall makes of records. Compartmenttor carrying 20 records. Nickel-plated trimmings, including rein¬forced corners.Finished in Black Leatherette. .$43Genuine Tan Leather $33Width. 13V6 inches. Depth, 13^.inches. Height, 8% inches.WOODLAWN PHONOGRAPH CO.East 63rd St., Bet. Kenwood and Kimbark(Across from Powers)New Brunswick Records Every DayWe Deliver Phone Midway 1960 Open EveningsSo. Side Hd’qrs. for Kennedy Radios & Radiolas—Tubes.Ye Olde Traditional Knockof OpportunityThis oft heralded warning that opportunity’s knockshould be answered else it ’twill forever pass you by, isstill holding forth as a valuable maxim for business suc¬cess.The Daily Maroon, through its Advertising Depart¬ment, is offering an unusual opportunity to five Freshmen.Those selected will be trained and instructed in advertis¬ing by men of skill and professional reputation, as well asreceiving remuneration v/hile learning.Come Over to Ellis 1 Today at Noon and Ask for ‘TREM’ Oh! Um!GOOD EATS!Just Like Home!New Management5718 Blackstone AvenueHARVARD TEA ROOMSLunches, 25c and 40cDinners, 65c and 85c We serve the best Dinner in Chicago for 65cBusiness Luncheon 50c• Sandwiches of all kind on ToastTRY OUR FOUNTAIN SPECIALITIESELLIS TEA SHOP/938-40 E. 63rd St. Near 63rd and EllisD-A-N-C-ELUCIA HENDERSHOTThe steps of the One-Step FoxTrot and Waltz can be acquiredin a series of four private lessons.1367 E. 57th St.Bet. Ken. & Dor. H. P. 2314Ellis Cleaners & DyersRalph L. Clutts, Prop.CLEANING, PRESSINGAND REPAIRINGWork Called for and PromptlyDelivered1005 E. 55th St.Hyde Park 8947 LELEWERdip brimTROOPER$3 $4u. Our latest‘varsity” creationLightweightBluestone — GraystoneCUSIOM MADE CAPSfinest foreign woolens, ^Small visor - featuring —the new eight piece style/GLOVESI ImportedleatherSpecial*2= LELEWERCOR. CLARK AND MONROE310 S. State 137 W. Madisonat Jackson at La Salle7 VPublished inthe interest of Elec¬trical Development byan Institution that willbe helped by what¬ever helps theIndustry. Worth looking intoIT’S the most interesting study in the world.What is? Why you, yourself.Put yourself under the microscope. Examineyourself most searchingly to find out just whatkind of work you have a natural aptitude for.Don’t leave your career to chance. Don’t besatisfied with any nonchalant observation ofwhat may seem to be your best field.Upperclassmen who have applied this carefulself-study w ill tell you it helped them pick outthe “major” which fell in most closely withtheir natural fitness. The result—greater in¬terest and greater profit through their wholecollege course.Graduates will tell you that the man whoturns the microscope on himself is happiest inhis choice of a life-work.It comes down to this—some patient analysisnow may be the means of putting you on theright track for the rest of your life.'estern Electric CompanySince 1869 makers and distributors qf electrical equipmentNumber 42 •/ a series 7MAROON SPORTS SECTIONTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY NOVEMBER 13, 1924 ~ Page ThrtfPURPLE FOOTBALLINJURIES REDUCESATURDAY’S HOPEParson and Wienecke, LateAdditions to List,Weaken LineBad luck lias been pursuing thePurple squad all season. Beginningthe season with tTie most promisingteam tha^ ever represented Northwes¬tern since "Paddy” Driscoll wore themoleskins, injuries have reduced theable men to very few. The latest cas¬ualty to Thistlethwaite’s *gridders isParson, the giant guard. With Cap¬tain Weinecke also on the sidelinesas a result of injuries received in theMichigan game the outlook is darkfor the Purple mentor. Likewise,Seidell has just recovered from the“flu” and Barney Mathews, the otherveteran end, has not yet recoveredfrom former injuries.Still if fight means anything in foot¬ball and the Maroons demonstratedto Illinois what fight can do, the Pur¬ple claim a chance. Thistlethwaiteand Assistant Coaches Dunne, Uteritzand Carney are concentrating on theline. They know it will take a stone¬wall line to stop “Five Yard McCarty"and with Cohen and Kelly unable toplay a full game the line must be re¬organized. Sophomores will be givenfirst choice for Thistlethwaite has hiseye open for next season.1 he Maroons are in a tense moodnow for it would not be fitting for theStaggmen to be upset by Northwes¬tern after the brilliant showing withthe “Fighting Illinois.” Instead ofrelying on line plays, “the Old Man”may uncover some open formations(Continued on page 4) ZUPPKE AND WILCEMATCH BRAINS FORTWELFTH MEETINGUrbana, Ill. Nov. 12—That Zuppke-W ilce rivalry which annually provesthe most thrilling among footballmentors in the Big Ten, will be re-1newed November 22 for the twelfth 1time when Illinois and Ohio State!clash here for the last game of theseason, the tilt which usually upsetsthe dope and provides more thrillsthan any other.For the Zuppke-Wilce meetings inthe past decade have decided the BigTen championship eight times. “Zup”claims three titles undisputed in1914, 1918, and 1919 and twTo ties in1915 and 1923, while Jack won themeets in 1916, 1917 and 1920. Dur¬ing this period the Illini coach beathis rival five times, lost to him fouryears, and tied once, in 1916.Wilce is bent on tying up theseries this year. He succeeded intwo years ago when Ollie Klee dash¬ed 60 yards through a broken fieldfor the only score of the game in thelast quarter. That run made thecount four-all, but “Zup broke thedeadlock last year when “Red”Grange scored on a sensationalsprint through the Buckeye defense.In 1920 Wilce’s Bucks won thegame and conference title by a dar¬ing pass as the final whistle blew.This put the two mentors on eventerms, but the Orange and Blue coachcame back in 1921 and spoiled theOhioans title hopes by another lastminute win.PI DELTA PHI PLEDGESPi Delta Phi announces the pledg¬ing of Louise Beardsley, DorothySimson, Alice Watterland, and Char¬lotte Jennings, all of Chicago. RINGERS GALOREAS HORSESHOERSGAIN PROFICIENCYAll Victors Win By BigMargins; Interest Draws |SpectatorsSix matches in the horseshoe tour¬nament were played yesterday withthe victors winning easily over all thelosers. •Large scores were manifest through¬out the day’s play with only one closematch being recorded, that betweenone of the teams of Phi Kap andTau Delta Phi, whose games bothended 21-20. The match wras won by.Phi Kap, 3-0.In one of the other matches TauKappa Epsilon, one of the favorites intouchball, had a hard row in defeatingPhi Pi Phi, 2-1.The results of the other matchesare: Delta Chi 3, Pi Lambda Phi 0:Lambda Chi Alpha 3, kappa Sigma0; Acacia 3, Sigma C’»i 0; Kappa Nu3. Delta Sigma Phi 0.In the remaining two matches Scoreclub forfeited to the Noorams, nowcompeting under the name of TauSigma Omicron, and Graduate Divin¬ity dropped out of the grad leaguehorseshoe tournament.Eight more matches are set for to¬day’s schedule. Playing eight gamesa day the horseshoe tournament willbe completed in two weeks, which ismuch less than the time for most ofthe intramural sports. This fact isone of the best arguments for intra¬mural horseshoes which the commis¬sion is considering. The time elementhas been the most important reasonfor the half-hearted success of intra-(Continued on page 4) TOUCHBALL ENTERINGFINAL STAGE; TWOPROTESTS INNone of the touchball games foryesterday aroused much interest forthe only match of importance wasthe A. T. O. and D. U. fracas inwhich Delta UpsiTon eliminated ateam which was beginning to threat¬en the Delta league leaders. How¬ever the grad teams got started yes¬terday for the first time after thedelayed start of Tuesday.As a result C. and A. men tied thefuture theologians in a desperatestruggle. Phi Alpha Delta forfeitedthe other graduate battle to theirbrother Jurists of the Law school.In the other fraternity games PsiUpsilon won from Phi Sigma Delta,6-0. Phi Kappa Psi also forfeitedto the Delts.After Tuesday’s sole battle comesthe word that Sigma Nu the loser,have protested the 1st ply of thegame which was the scoring of thePhi Gam touchdown. The decisionin the cases of all protests are to berendered by Dr. Molander. In an¬other protest Delta Chi was giventhe opportunity to play off their for¬feited game with Phi Kappa Sigmaon the ground that they had not re¬ceived the revised schedule. Thiswill be played off sometime nextweek.After yesterday’s games the stand¬ings of the leagues are:Alpha LeagueWon Lost Tied Pet.S. A. E 3 0D. K. E 2 1Lam. Chi Alph. . 1 1Alpha Delta Phi. 1 1Zeta Beta Tau.. 1 2Sigma Chi 1 4Beta League 1 1.0001 .6671 .5002 .5001 .3330 .200Won Lost Tied Pet.T. K. E 5 0 0 1.000Psi Upsilon .... 3 1 0 .750(Continued on page 4) YEARLING WOMENSTAGE DECISIONSWIN OVER SOPHSJuniors Triumph OverSeniors In 5-2 GameOn MidwayFor the third time this season thefrosh women’s hockey team won adecisive victory by defeating the soph¬omores pn the Midway yesterday.Juniors battled against the seniorsquad, piling up five goals against thetwo made by the fourth year women.Sophomores succeeded in breakingthrough the freshmen defense justonce, but allowed the yearlings toscor- five times.Both squads of underclassmenplayed a fast game, aided by idealhockey wreather. The second yearteam has good style and only MadiBacon’s exceptional dexterity as goal¬keeper for the freshmen kept the soph¬omores from breaking through thegoalposts several times during the sec¬ond half. Schoen went through thefrosh defense and scored the sole pointfor her team and Egeberg carried offthe trophies for the victors by makingtwo of the goals.Upper-class Game SlowThe seniors seemed to keep movingbut spent their time in idle swats.Even the juniors played only a fairgame with no brilliant plays. Boththe senior college teams have a fewstrong players, but are hampered bylack of members. The seniors havejust enough players to make a fullsquad and cannot depend on relieffrom substitutes. Consequently bothteams get too fagged to really show(Continued on page 4) Horseshoes Today3:00—Tau Delta Phi vs. Pi Gamma DeltaTau Kappa Epsilon vs. Phi BetaDeltaPhi Kappa Psi vs. Chi Psi3.30—Psi Upsilon vs. AcaciaMacs vs. Tau Sigma ©micronAlpha Tau Omega vs. Delta Tai^Delta4:00—Delta Sigma Phi vs. Lambda ChiAlphaPhi Sigma Delta vs. Sigma Chi 'Heincheimers vs. Graduate Divin¬ity.OFFICIAL NOTICESUniversity women’s orchestra willmeet for rehearsal tonight at 7 inthe Y. W. C. A. room of Ida Noyeshall. All women interested havebeen urged to attend.THE DAILY MAkGONSUBSCRIBE TOReal Syncopation“Husk” O’HarePhone Harrison 01031 M"1THE PERSHING PALACECottage Grove at Sixty-Fourth StreetIs Pleased to Announce to the Men and Women oflluteraty of (MttrarjitFinal Completion of Arrangements for Its InauguralMAROON TEA DANSANTfkSunday, November Sixteenth, from two till five o’clockIn the Interest of the Students, there will beNo Cover Charge and No AdmissionvApropos of the occasion a group ofcollege men has been secured in the famousGREAT WHITE WAY ORCHESTRA— — - - IPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY NOVEMBER 13, 1924DEPRESSIONI am a funny guy, I guessI’ve got a girl;A girl all for myself—At least I think so;I take her to the games—She has ho “C” hook—We dance and go to showsAnd I go.shopping with herAnd carry parcels.I cut my classesBecause I stay out late with her.I spend all of my money,And the old man gives me h—1. . .I am a foolish guy. I guess.Deliliah’s Samson.“FREDDY STARR TO SPEAKON JAPAN," says Maroon head, whichprompts Tutlr to reply that it’s apretty big subject on which to take astand. The subject, we are told, is“Japan in Convulsions." Maybe hewill tell us what they’re laughing at.Also it is possible that he may havesomething to say about “China andDelirium Tremens."EUNICE HILL, OAK PARK,III., U. S. A., and the AdvertisingManager of the Maroon visited theprinters tonight and helped me make¬up. Thanks.—Harry, the Make-Up Man.IMPRESSIONS. Monday night—Gurgling of water—whispers and smothered giggles ofpledges—Strutting and bustling aboutpf brothers with determined faces andbare arms—Sounds of rapid disrobing,and thump of clothes on floor—Thenominous silence.“Say,” came a voice from the bath¬room, “this water sure is hot. Dragin a piece of soap, Al, and I’ll finishtaking my bath." magazine. Perhaps they are right—far be it from us to doubt their word;we can hardly understand Browning.The Pershing challeges us to aneight course dinner.We accept.ALL-IN...PURPLE FOOTBALL INJURIESREDUCE SATURDAY’S HOPE(Continued from page 3)that he failed to employ againstZuppke. In a short scrimmage withthe frosh, the Maroons tried, amongother things, a forward pass attack tosupplement the sterling plunging playsfor which Chicago elevens are famous.Besides a stiff offensive session,“Red” Jackson drilled the linemen instopping Baker. Vicious and cleantackling is needed on the Midway.Grange’s 80-yard run could have beenavoided if the men had held Grangeafter having him in their grasp. Bakeris not so difficult to hold as is Grange,yet he will break loose from half¬hearted tackles. Breaking up the pass¬ing combination of Duval to Ander¬son ended the session under the arclights.The next two games are a good op¬portunity for the Maroons to run upbig scores. Harry Thomas and Mc¬Carty have an opportunity to makeall conference rating if they keep uptheir present pace. The last twogames leave a most vivid impressionin the minds of the critics. We wouldlike to see Harry given all Americanplace, considering his general all-around play for the past two seasons.Oh, If We Only Had the Time’ “Wanted—enthusiastic young man,’’advertises Insurance Co. in Maroon.Oh, All-ip, please help me, cause I"Uant the same as much as they do.* Sansa May. RINGERS GALORE AS HORSE-SHOERS GAIN PROFICIENCY(Continued from page 3)murals in previous years at Chicago.The horseshoe leagues have not beenannounced heretofore. The commis¬sion has just grouped the different or¬ganizations into the following lineup;Alpha LeagueTau Delta Phi, A. T. O., Alpha Del¬ta Phi. Phi Gamma Delta, Phi KappaSigma, Delta Tau Delta.Beta LeagueT. K. E., Sigma Nu, Delta Chi, Phi Beta Delta, Phi Pi Phi, Pi LambdaPhi.Gamma LeagueKappa Sigma, Phi Kappa Psi, DeltaSigma Phi, Chi Psi, Lambda Qhi Al¬pha, Kappa Nu.Delta LeagueBeta Theta Pi, Phi Sigma Delta,Sigma Chi, Psi Upsilon, Acacia.UnorganizedScore club. Tau Sigma Omicron,Macs, Heincheimers.YEARLING WOMEN STAGE DE¬CISIONS WIN OVER SOPHS(Continued from page 3)tneir stuff.Everything points toward a sure andeasy championship for the freshmenwith the juniors and sophomoresstruggling for second place. In anycase there will be no walkaway and ifthe sophomores find a way to breakthrough the frosh guards in the nextgame with the yearlings the honorsmay go to these veterans who, as nov¬ices, carried off the laurels in lastyear’s tournament. TOUCHBALL ENTERINGFINAL STAGE(Continued from page 3)Varsity and NovicesStage 3 Mile RunsTwo cross-country races to encour¬age long-distance men to come outfor the team were run yesterday at4 in Washington Park. The distancewas 3 miles.The first of the races was for theVarsity men, and the second fornovices. In the absence of CaptainBourke of the Harrier team. VicLevine copped first place, running the3 miles in the time of 15:20—over aminute ahead of the second placer.McNeil. Tad Hoke, Farley, and Coppfinished in the order named.In the novice run, the time wastwo minutes slower than in the Var¬sity affair. However, fifth time inthe Varsity race was the same as thewinning time of the novices. 17:22.Jack Cusack copped the first positionin the novice, with Kaare Krogh com¬ing in second. Steen, Faris, andKeinberg finished third, fourth, andfifth, respectively. Phi Sigma Delta 1 2 1 .667Pi Lambda Phi. . 1 2 1 .667Phi Psi Phi. . . . 0 2 1 .000Tau Delta Phi.. 0 3 1 .000Gamma LeagueWon Lost Tied Pet.Phi Gam. Delta. 4 0 1 1.000Sigma Nu 3 1i 0 .750Beta 2 1 0 .667Delta Tau Delta 1 3 0 .250Phi Psi 0 3 1 .000Kappa Nu 0 2 0 .000Delta LeagueWon Lost Tied Pet.Phi Kappa Sigma 3 0 1 1.000Delta Upsilon . . 3 0 1 1.000A. T. 0 3 2 0 .600Phi Beta Delta . . 1 2 0 .333Chi Psi 3 0 .250Delta Chi 0 4 0 .000Epsilon LeagueWon Lost Tied Pet.Delta Sig 2 0 1 1.000Alpha Sig 1 0 2 1.000Kappa Sig 1 1 1 .500Phi Delta Theta. 0 3 0 .000Unorganized LeagueWon Lost Tied Pet.Macs .1 0 1 1.000Noorams 1 0 1 1.000Romans 0 0 0 .000Heincheimers . . 0 2 0 .000 Maroon MarathonTeam Meet PurpleNow that Tom Eck has decided defi¬nitely that he will not write an auto¬biography of Ben Hecht, the veterantrack coach is devoting all his time tostop the crack Northwestern harriers in the match next Saturday morning.The Purple is a classy outfit. CoachHill’s long distance men have decis¬ively beaten Nctre Dame and Purdueand are out for the Maroon scalp.The team is composed of Bill Martin,captain; Jimmie Davis, Plart, Cock-rill, Fnrrey and Reynolds.COWHEY’SS. E. Corner 55th & Elli. Ave.MEN’S WEAR & BILLIARDSSport ReturnsBy Special Wire Teresa Dolan DancingSchool1208 E. 53rd St. (Nr. Woodlawn)Beginners’ Classes every eve. 8:15in Lessons for $5.00. Single les¬son. 75 cents.Private Lessons, day or eve.Tel. H.vde Park 8080.McAnany & FinniganPRESCRIPTION DRUGGISTSCor. 55th and Woodlawn Ave.Drugs, Cigars and Cigarettes; Perfumes, Toilet Articles and Parker,Waterman, and Conklin PensDance Programs Crest St^jioneryFRATERNITY JEWELERSSpies BrothersNovelties 27 E. Monroe St.in Cor. WabashRings and PinsThese are the games scheduled fortoday on Greenwood field:3 :00 Sigma Alpha Epsilon vs. AlphaDelta PhiPhi Pi Phi vs. Tau Delta PhiBeta Theta Pi vs. Sigma Nu3:304 :00RENT A CARDrive It Yourself .Brand new Fords and Gear-shiftCars.J & L DRIVE IT YOURSELFSYSTEM0118-28 Cottage Grove Ave.4111 Hyde Park 4181Dear All-In:Our grateful acknowledgement forjyour kind note of commendation— ibut doubt lingers within our craniums |as to just what you mean. Was itArabic ? Eh!—Harry, the Make-up Man and his Jhumble Assistants.Yau Sure Do Use Your HeadDrawlin,Where can I get a copy of EleanorGlyn? The other night I had a datewith a girl, and kissed her while shewasn’t looking. She looked th€ otherway for the rest of the evening.Scotty. UNDERGRADUATES—as we recall ournot-too-distant col¬lege years, want stylewithout sacrificingeither cloth quality— or their bank ac¬counts. Just whatwe try to give you.Come in when youare in Chicago.Scene in Mandel Hall Chapel Service,, WednesdayYoung lady walks up to ballot boxand deposits four votes.“Four ballots?” says Laird, “That’sthe stuff ITi More Land.4WE HAVE BEEN BESEIGEDby extracts galore touching on Sat¬urday’s spectacle. The following isfrom The Pittsburgh Gazette-Timesahd is probably the best commentWhich has come to our notice.By Chilly Doyle (Sing to tune of* Alma Mater)O Mr. Zuppke, O Mr. ZupkeeI have never seen you look so ill be-before;For your eye’s no longer brightAtid your face is drawn and whiteIs it possible that you have heard{ the score.Q Mr. Stagg, O Mr. Stagg,You have picked a most distastefultime to brag;All my days were filled with joyTill you deadlocked Illinois.You’re astonished, Mr. Zuppke?I am speechless, Mr. Stagg! 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