jim/ ««IV>Subscribe to the Maroon®3)e Dailp JWaroonVol. 24 No. 31 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1924 • Price 5 CentsGIFFEN TO CHECKUP ON FOOTBALLTICKET SCALPERSWill Deprive Students ofPriority Rightsif CaughtScalpers of Chicago-Illinois footballtickets can expect a merry time, forMr. W. A. Giffen, head of the footballtickets committee, has done somechecking up with a result that mayprove embarrassing for any studentswho may have been involved in illegalticket sales.‘sIn the past, as much as suspensionfrom school for a whole quarter, hasbeen inflicted on student violators ofthe ticket rules,” said Mr. Giffen. “Wehope, however, that there were noUniversity stujdents connected withthe affair.”Check on SeatsSlips of paper were passed alongthe rows of seats and the occupantswere asked to sign their names. Bycomparing^ the signatures and thenames of the people who were sup¬posed to sit in the seats, it was de¬termined whether or not the ticketshad changed hands.“In some cases we found that seatswere being occupied by the improperpeople, and some counterfeit ticketswere discovered. Nearly all of theseviolations were in the Illinois stands,”Mr. Giffen continued.Penalty a QuestionWhat should the penalty be for stu¬dents who use their tuition receipts toget priority rights on tickets and sellthem? That is one of the problemsfacing the committee. As Mr. Giffensees it now, the penalty will be to de¬prive offending students of their pri¬ority rights. He made it clear thatthe reason for ~:ving students theright to buy seats early was to givethem better seats than the generalpublic.But when the students dispose ofthem, thus giving the public betterseats than some of the alumni, thosestudents will be given the same buy¬ing privileges as the public.System PerfectWhen asked whether or not a newticket system would be devised toeliminate scalping, Mr. Giffen saidthe system now used is about as per¬fect as possible, a certain amount of(Continued on page 2)C. AND A. SCHOOL TOHOLD SECONDMIXERStudents of the C. and A. schoolwill act as hosts and hostesses to theother members of the University onFriday, November 21, when the Stu¬dent Association of the School ofCommerce and Administration holdsits second of a series of mixers. Thepurpose of these mixers is to acquaintthe students of the C. & A. schoolwith the students of the other depart¬ments of the University. The mixerwill be held between the hours of 4and 6 on the first floor of the C. & A.building, 58th and Ellis Ave. Re¬freshments will *be served and themusic will be furnished by “BillHahn’s College Crew” of five pieces.“Preparation has been made for alarge attendance,” said Paul Decker,president of the C. & A. Student asso¬ciation, “and all those present will beaslured of a good time.” His enthu¬siasm is shared by Rachel Marshall,social chairman, who is working in¬dustriously with her committee tomake this one of the most successfulsocial functions ever held in the C.& A. school. The funds for the danceare being raised by some enterprisingstudents through the medium of acandy counter located at the food ofthe main stairway in the C. & A.building.Mr. and Mrs. Palmer and Mr. andMrs. Yntema will attend the functionas patrons. There will be a super¬abundance of men and all women areurged to attend. Frederick Starr toSpeak on JapanFrederick Starr is returning tothe University for a short time nextweek, to give a lecture on “Japanin Convulsion.” The V. M. C. A.has secured this engagement to beheld Wednesday, the 19th, at 4:30, Iin Harper MJ11-'Until eighteen months ago Prof.Starr was a member of the Uni¬versity faculty in the Anthropologydepartment. At that time he wasengaged to become the head of acommission studying the confusedconditions in Japan, which is thesubject of his lecture to be giventoday.“Prof. Starr is generally con¬ceded,” said Lard, president ofthe Undergraduate council, “to beone of the greatest of anthropol¬ogists and his loss to the Univer¬sity through his research in Japanhas been greatly realized. Beingvery popular among the under¬graduates “Freddy” will probablyreceive many proofs of the esteemin which the students hold himjvhen he returns Wednesday."STAGG DRIVES MENTO DEFEAT PURPLETeam Fights With Gonfalonin ViewWith the game with Illinois an¬cient history the Maroons splashedaround last night on muddy Staggfield in preparation for Saturday’shard battle with Thistlethwaite’sproteges. The Maroons realize thatthe North Shore boys have beenpointed for this struggle. North¬western would consider It a won¬derful season merely to beat theMaroons and lose all the rest oftheir games.This year is a ytear of upsets andNorthwestern has picked no bettertime to humble the confident Ma¬roons. After being keyed up forZuppke’s men, the Staggmen will in¬cline to relax. Therein lies the dan¬ger. Grange’s ex-running mate,Ralph Baker, tfce Northwesternflash, may accomplish what Grangefailed to do, namely, to beat thepowerful Maroons.Keep Morale for PurpleIt is for this reason that “theOld Man” is driving the eleven -toprevent the desperate Purple fromcatching the Maroons unawares.Besides hashing and rehashing the“ifs” of last week’s fray, the Ma¬roons were engaged in- trying tobreak up “Chuck” Duvals accuratepassing. “Chuck” will, certainly bea valuable man on next year’s ssuad.If Baker can hurl the pigskin aswell as Duval the Maroons will en¬counter difficulty in stopping thePurple.The Maroon line is impregnable,no team as yet having been able todent the Maroon stonewall. TheMaroons showed weakness in break¬ing up Grange’s deft passes. Muchimprovement is locked for this weekin a forward pass defense.May Win ChampionshipThe Maroons have a splendid op-(Continued on poge 4)Add Several NewBooks to Rental ListSeveral new books have been re¬ceived by the Classics Rental Library.Among them is “Harbottle,” by J.Hargraves. This book has not beencirculated in this country as yet andit makes a valuable addition to thecollection of books already in the li¬brary. The others arc: “Tendenciesof Modern English Drama,” by A. E.Morgan; “In The Midst of Life,” byAmbrose Bierce; “London Venture,”and “Rombantic Lady,” by MichaelArlen; “White Monkey,” by Gals¬worthy; “One Act Play,” by Chris¬topher Morley, and “Elsie and theChild,” by Arnold Benret. JUNIOR CLASS TOBALLOT TODAY INCHAPE SESSIONAnnounce Results of AllElections in Friday’sMaroonAll juniors who are unableto attend chapel may cast theirvotes today from 12 to 1 in Cobb10a.Second ballots in the 1924 classelections were cast yesterday noon bythe sophomore class. The ballots werethen taken to the Undergraduatecouncil room to be counted. Thenumber of ballots cast by the sopho-ntore class show a marked decreaseas compared to the freshman ballot.Although the votes have been countedby the council the results will not beannounced until Friday morning inThe Daily Maroon.There are 12 nominees for juniorclass. Balloting on these candidateswill take place today at noon inchapel. The list of junior candidatesfor office are presented herewith withtheir campus activities as listed bythe Undergraduate council. Namesof nominees are listed alphabeticallyas on the ballot.Announce ActivitiesPresident: Robert Carr, The DailyMaroon, ’22, ’23, freshman Inter-classhop leader. Blackfriars, secretary In¬ter-fraternity council, Skull and Cres¬cent and Delta Kappa Epsilon.Earl English, business manager ofthe Cap and Gown 1925, Iron Maskand Delta Upsilon.Graham Hagey, Intramural sports(Continued on page 2)VDerbys or Horse¬shoes, Which■ Is WorseCollege men change but little overthe course of decades. Data unearthedby a reporter on The Daily Maroonyesterday bears out this statment,made, perhaps, when George Wash¬ing was pledged early in his youth.Yesterday, members of the frater¬nity horse shoe pitching teams, menwho from their calling should be in¬ured fo muck and grime and mire,refused flatly to go on with their con¬tests, alleging, that the slime and,water would be ruinous to their col¬legiate shoes. Harking back twentyyears to the fall of October, 1903, theMaroon reporter unearthed an articledealing with a bunch of two hundredcraven sophomores who shirked theirduty fully «s much as their more ef¬fete brothers of today.Sophs BrutalIt would seem, according to the despatch of so long ago, that the brutal |sophomores had been hazing thefreshmen, who had met secretly tohold their class election. The sopho¬mores, being wroth, had attempted toshut up the freshmen in their roomof meeting, and a bloody battle hadensued, in which the door of the roomwas finally forced, when the meetingproke up in great disorder“Hats were smashed,” says the ar¬ticle, “people were knocked down, andthe freshman girls were said to havebeen much frightened by the row.”All of Which should go to prove thatthe virile sophomores of that day hadlittle regard for “campus women,”and were withal a race of fire eating,hat smashing, beer drinking ruffiansNot All HoodlumsBut the sophomores were not con¬sistent in their devilishness. “Fullyseventy-five of them,” to quote thearticle further, “were engaged in thestruggle, and only fear of losing theirderby hats kept a hundred more fromjoining their classmates.”The campus, when it registers dis¬gust with the dainty horseshoe pitch¬ers of today, should not be too harsh.(Continued on page 2)’ Pigskin Stars to' Wear Fur Coatsin Smoker RevueBehemoths in racoon coats, blueblowers and cider, campus songstersand a style show will crowd the hoursof the Y. M. C. A. smoker tomorrownight from 7 to 9 in the Reynoldsclub. Utmost attempts w’ill be madeto have a collegiate atmosphere, andone full of good fellowship pervadethe celeltration, which is beingplanned by John Kettieweii of the Y.smoker committee.Hobscheid, Pondelik, and Austin,“Five Yards” McCarty have profferedtheir services to the committee asdummies for the racoon coats, and thecommittee decided to recognize theirwork in the Illinois game by givingthem the job. The racoon coats willbe part of a style show, which is be¬ing sponsored by the Lytton CollegeShop at “The Hub.” Other campusmen who have signified their willing¬ness to appear as fashion models areNathaniel Losch, Bert McKinney,and Friar McCollister, the only three(Continued on page 4)LIT CLASSES GIVEAMERICAN DRAMAPick Tentative Cast AtPreliminary TryoutsMembers of American Literatureglasses will present “Claire, the Maidof Milan,” an early American play, onFriday, Recembcr 19, according to anannouncement made by Dr. JamesNapier Wilt, who is in charge of theproduction. Roles in the play areopen to all members of classes con¬ducted by Prof. Percy H. Baynton,and Dr. Wilt.The play was written by John How¬ard Payne, composer of “Home,Sweet, Home.” The song appearedfor the first time in “Claire, the Maidof Milan.” The play, an example ofthe early American type of drama,was first presented in 1825 in CoventGardens, New York.^The entire story deals with the ro¬mance of humble folk. Claire, theleading lady, in love with a duke whois unable to marry her, resides in thepalace of the duke. On her birthday,a great celebration is held, at whichoccasion a troup of players present aseduction play. Claire, upon seeingthe piay, realizes her own fate, andreturns to the home of her parents.father refuses to admit her. Allcomplications are cleared up in thefinal act, when the duke marriesClaire.Try-outs for the parts were heldyesterday at 3:30 in Cobb 110. “Theroles of Claire, the duke, the fatherand mother were the favorite ones,judging from the numerous perosnswho tried out for the parts,” said FriarMcCollister, one of the judges.Galleciento Eduardo Parmenteo, as¬sistant professor in Spanish phonetics,will speak at the meeting of El Cir-culo Espanol today at 4:30 in thenorth reception room of Ida Noyeshall.“Spanish Phonetics” is the subjectof Mr. Parmenteo’s talk and his pointswill be illustrated by the reading ofpoetry in that language. “We feelthat this program will be of especialinterest to beginners in Spanish,” saidManuel Bueno, president of the club,“as phonetics seem very hard to graspand as they are esential to the correctspeaking of the language.”All previous meetings of the Span¬ish club have been of a social nature,this being the first lecture of the year.“We are trying to have a series oftalks on the construction of the Span¬ish language, and later we hope tohave some accounts of life in coun¬tries where it is spoken,” said LouiseMcLain, who is in charge of the pro¬grams.El Circulo To HearLecture on Phonetics SENIOR CANDIDATESTO TALK AT DINNERContinue Sale of Tickets Until SixTodayIn preparation for the election ofsenior class officers to be held Thurs¬day noon, in chapel, candidates will bepresented to the class at the seniordinner, tonight, at 6, in Hutchinsoncafe.The aim of the informal get-to¬gether meeting is to foster a spirit ofco-operation among officers and classmembers, and to stimulate enthusiasmbefore launohing their 'season’^ ac¬tivities, according to George Harvey,who is in charge of the affair. Asthe initial senior social event of theyear, the dinner offers an opportunityfor members of the class to becomebetter acquainted before casting theirvotes.During the evening University songswill be sung, and the committee incharge promises an additional sur¬prise.This dinner is to be the first so¬cial function of the Senior class,and will lead a series of such affairswhich will follow throughout theyear. In accordance with the suc¬cessful plans of the Senior Class of’24, this year’s class plans to builda strong unit of the whole class,binding the members together byjust such dinners and parties as thisone will be, and getting every oneacquainted with his classmates.Tickets may be obtained from ElsaAllison. Weir Mallory, Marion Mun-Cc’ster, George Hubert, and GeorgeHarvey. All salespeople have beenrequested to turn in unsold tickets toGeorge Hubert, immediately beforethe dinner.Hold First RaceProblem TalkTodayFirst of a series of race problemdiscussions sponsored by the Y. M. jC. . will be held today at 4:30 int'-’e Reynolds clubhouse, Room A,it was announced by Mr. GeraldSmith, executive secretary of theorganization on campus.“Last year the discussion groupswere very much interested in thesubject of National Relationship andit wras so successful that we arelaunching a similar program thisyear. There will be a series of fivediscussions during the remainder ofthe quarter on the general subjectof “Race Relationships” as it is acurrent problem in which many areinterested.“Discussion groups have been or¬ganized in the residence halls formen and also in a number of frater¬nities. The number of groups con¬sidering the various aspects of theproblem totals twenty-five.“The topic for this week’s discus¬sion is “Race Equality.” The meet¬ing in Reynolds clubrooms is espe¬cially for men of different raceswho do not belong to any or¬ganized body and would otherwisehave no opportunity of discussingthe problem.“Aside from getting men to thinkabout present day problems, thegroups will have the special oppor¬tunity of encouraging and promot¬ing constructive thinking which isso much needed in our current af¬fairs,” concluded Mr. Smith.Freshman MedicsElect OfficersThe freshman medics class recentlyheld a election for officers for theensuing year, which was conducted bythe sophomore class.The following were 'elected: Law¬rence Williams for president, AdeleCulver for secretary, and John Kanti-zer for treasurer. SETTLEMENT DRIVEREADY FOR STARTTOWARD HIGH GOALTeams Swing Into ActionFirst of ComingWeekProgress of Settlement Night for1924 was pronounced satisfactoryby Jack Kirk, general chairman, inan interview with the Daily Maroonlate last night. Work has beenslightly hindered this year becauseof the wholesale cut graduationmade in the ranks of workers ex¬perienced in the run of SettlementNight, but the present personnel hasgot into the swing of things in thefirst two weeks of the campaign anddetails have begun to run smoothly.Officially, the drive of the Settle¬ment Night teams to raise moneyby contribution opens this week,with the first meeting of the wholeSettlement organization at the All-University tea dance at the DeltaKappa Epsilon house this comingFriday from 4:30 to 6. At thistime both the men’s and women’steams will swing into the usualroutine of letter and personal so¬licitation among friends of the Uni¬versity and philanthropic people ingeneral.Drive on Competitive BasisThe drive this year, according toplans laid by Kirk and CalistaTwist, his co-chairman, will be moreon a fraternity and club competitivebasis than ever before. Now fra¬ternities will vie with one anotherinstead of teams of individuals, asbefore, a situation which ought toresult in larger monetary returnsthan in former campaigns.At the same time, the Ideas com¬mittee, under Charles Anderson andAlta Cundy, and the Publicity com¬mittee under Victor Wisner andWeir Mallory, have been workingon the invention of a slogan withwhich the finance teams may goforth to collect funds.Leland Neff and Catherine Camp¬bell are also starting on their driveto collect donations, functioning asthe Donations committee, a groupwh’ich will collect gifts for sale inthe booths during the festivities ofthe Settlement Bazaar on Dec. 6,and the Entertainment committeewill soon take steps to organize and(Continued on page 3)PROFS. DISCUSS NEEDOF SPECIAL FLATBUILDINGSeventy-five representatives of fac¬ulty families met in Harper assemblyroom Monday night to discusswhether or not there is, at presentsufficient emergency to warrant theUniversity trustees in erecting a■$230,000 apartment building for fac¬ulty members, many of whom arenow paying half of their salaries forrental.A list of questions, calculated to de¬termine the exact state of feeling inregard to more adequate housing ac¬commodations was submitted to thegathering. The general sentiment ofthe meeting appeared to be that thehousing emergency has slackened,and that there are enough apartmentsavailable at present to meet the dif¬ficulty.Several faculty men, however, testi- „fied to high “boosts” in rentals whichthey will be compelled to meet thisyear.The proposal under consideration isto build on the west side of Univer¬sity Ave , between 55th and 56th Sts.,upon land now owned by the Univer¬sity, a modern apartment building.The rental would be determined upona pure cost basis, and would includea proportionate charge for each ten¬ant to cover the general operating ex¬penses. Plans fo* the building havebeen drawn. 4*IPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1924flatly MaroottThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Sunday andMonday during the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters by The Daily MaroonCompany.Entered as second class mail at the Chi¬cago Poscoffiee, Chicago, Illinois, March13. 1006, under the act of March 3, 1873.Offices Ellis 1Telephones:Editor?*! Qfficu Midway 0800Business Office Fairfax 5522Member ofThe Western Conference Press AssociationEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTW. L. River Managing EditorAllen Heald News EditorMilton Kauffman News EditorVictor Wisner News EditorAbner H Berezniak Day EditorAllan Cooper Day EditorDeemer Lee Day EditorReese Price Day EditorWalter Williamson Day EditorGertrude Bromberg Asst. EditorLois Gillanders Asst. EditorMarjorie Cooper Soph. EditorRuth Daniels Soph. EditorDorothy Kennedy Soph. EditorPrances Wakeley Soph. EditorViolet PTitzsker Asst. EditorEvelyn Thompson Society EditorLeo Stone Asst. Feature WriterBUSINESS STAFFHerbert C. DeYoung... .Business ManagerEdward Bezazian .... Asst. Business Mgr.Thomas It Mulroy.. .Advertising ManagerLeland Neff Circulation ManagerEthan Granquist AuditorWe call attention to this notice:Time schedules for the Winterquarter, 1925, are now ready for dis¬tribution, and may be obtained fromthe Information office, or in Cobb203.Registration for the School of Com¬merce and Industry will be under dif¬ferent heading, as previously ar¬ranged.Registration notices have been sentout to all students who made previous*tentative registration stating thatthose who wish to change such regis¬tration may do so today and tomor¬row at the Colleges office, room 203.Cobb hall. Also, students who wishto confirm such previous registrationmust do so at the Colleges office onthese days. Otherwise, class reserva¬tions will not be held for these stu¬dents.Priority registration notices havebeen sent to all students with anaverage grade of B or above, and thesestudents will register at the Collegesoffice on November 14, 17. and 18.Any student may make appoint¬ments now for registration after the18th, through conference with thesecretary to the Dean.Selections have been made of thefreshman students who are to takeZoology O a. This list has been com¬piled from the high school records ofthe freshmen, and the list of thoseexempted from English 1.JUNIOR CLASS TO BALLOTTODAY IN CHAPEL SESSION(Continued from page 1)manager. Inter-scholastic track, IronMask and Chi Psi.Donald McGinnis, Inter-scholasticcommission, settlement night chair¬man, Blackfriars and Kappa Sigma.Three for Vice PresidentVice president: Adelaide Ames,Federation sponsor, hockey I, 2, 3,basketball 1, 2. W. A. A. board sec-j Ku Klux Klan“The Ku Klux Klan, after a mam¬moth ‘pep’ meeting on the outskirts ofPrinceton, decided to invade the uni¬versity village in a search for re¬cruits,” says the Daily Princetonian.“Undergraduates poured into thestreet at the first sign of the hoodedorder. A long line of cars carryingKings, Kleagles and Knights foundthe going rough.” Blocked by some800 students car upon car tootedvoinly in an effort to pierce the stal¬wart defense of undergraduates, whodivested some of their robes, barredothers from advancing, and causedsuch a hubbub that the Princeton po¬lice force was summoned to the aidof the Invisible Empire.”* * *A Dramatic ContestFor the first time “Cumnock SilverCup” and a prize of $2F0 are offeredtothe group of American undergraduatestudents who most effectively produceand act a one-act drama at North¬western University on Jan. 1, 1925.The regulations controlling theCumnock dramatic contest providefor preliminary competitions Tuesdayevening and Wednesday afternoon andevening, Dec. 30 and 31, at the Schoolof Speech theater. The final contestis to he held Thursday night. Jan.1, and at this time the three leadingcompeting companies will act theirplays and the judges will make theirdecision upon the closing of the lastperformance. The decision of thejudges will he based upon three con¬siderations:1. Choice of play; 2. direction; and3, acting. The play, however, may beany one-act comedy or heavy dramathat can be presented in a maximumof 40 minutes.* * *Something New at LastTo fly through college is the aim ofCharles T. Wrightson, who arrivedlast week by airplane at Oregon Agri¬cultural College from Fresno, Cal.Wrightson, who is registered as afreshman, is a commercial flier andhas conceived the novel idea of bring¬ing his plane to school with him amftaking up passengers during his sparetime to pay his college expenses.♦ * *An Unusual Musical AchievementWhen Beethoven’s Ninth Symphonyis presented in the Los Angeles nextApril a choir composed of the hun¬dred and fifty best voices in the South¬ern Branch of the University of Cali¬fornia will accompany the Los An¬geles Philharmonic Orchestra. Stu¬dents selected to participate will becoached continually during the nextseven months.* ♦ *A “Different” DebateWhen Cornell debates Colgate oneof the Ithacans will advance the mer¬its of Coolidge as a candidate forthe presidency, another will speak forDavis and the third for LaFollette.The Colgate team will make a similardivision. At the close of the debate,the audience will vote on the respec¬tive candidates as influenced by thediscussion of the speakers.retary and treasurer. Sign of theSickle and Mortar Board.Lucy Lamon, chairman social com-cittee Y. W. C. A.. Ida Noyes advis¬ory council and Quadrangler.Elizabeth Stewart, W. A. A.. Y. W.C. A. committee and Esoteric.Treasurer: Russell Cunningham,football 1, 2. 3, baseball 1, 2, IronMask and Phi Kappa Psi.Ethan Grandquist, auditor of TheDaily Maroon, business manager ofTower Players, swimming team,Blackfriars staff and Sigma Chi.Raymond Johnson.Secretary: Susan Perkins, secondcabinet Y. W. C. A., vice president St.Marks’ society, Y. W. C. A. financeteam captain. Settlement Night cap¬tain and Deltho.Eleanor Rice, Federation council,sophomore executive council and ChiRho Sigma. DERBY OR HORSESHOES,WHICH IS HORSE?(Continued from page 1)Authorities do not as yet fully agreewhether it is a greater breach of eti¬quette to dampen one’s feet playinghorseshoes on a muddy field, or tohash in the crown of one’s derby in¬flicting the proper punishment on re¬calcitrant freshmen. Friar McCol-lister, of late notoriety, was the onlyone questioned who gave the import¬er a civil answer. “The gentlemanlyhorseshoe tossers of today were themost to blame,” said this authority,“for no shiek of 1903 ever thought ofwearing nickers.”Congregational club will meet to¬morrow at 8 in the Congregationalheadquarters, 1164 E. 58th street.Food — GOOD — ServiceGood food and good service, that's what you studentsdemand. In the busy routine of the day we must keep ourhealth up by proper eating and yet not waste time in un¬necessary waiting for service.JONES RESTAURANT1007 E. 55th Street GIFFEN TO CHECK UP ONFOOTBALL TICKET SCALPERS(Continued fronf page 1)irregularity necessarily being preval¬ent.Another Sherlock Holmes deviceused to apprehend scalpers of thetickets was the use of special ink toprint the back of the tickets—some¬thing after the fashion that UnitedStates currency is protected fromcounterfeiting. When the thumb isrubbed on the back of the ticket itis supposed to smear slightly if it isauthentic.Gatemen StartledWhen gatemen at Stagg field lastSaturday rubbed the tickets it wasfound that many of tnem failed to smear. This meant one of two things,either that a lot of bum tickets werebeing taken in, or else the “smear” inkwasn’t smearing properly. A check¬up revealed the latter to be true.In another instance the ushers, be¬coming extremely alarmed, camerushing into the ticket headquarterswith the news that as many as sixpersons had tickets for the same seat. *But Mr. Giffen solved that problemwhen he found that the ushers werenot reading the titkets properly. COWHEY’SS. E. Corner 55th & Ellis Ave.MEN'S WEAR & BILLlARpSSport ReturnsBy Special Wire Teresa Dolan DancingSchool1208 E. 63rd St (Nr. Woodlawn)Beginners’ Classes every eve. 8:1510 Lessons for $5.00. Single les¬son. 75 eents. ,Private Lessons, day or eve.Tel. Hyde Park .1080.Chemistry Journal club will meet jtoday at 3 in Kent library. Thesubject for the talk by Mr. N. A.Miles will be “The Double Band.”Phone Midway 0009This week only10 per cent Discount to Freshmen w Keys Madewe aring Green CapsHENRY T. 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Chicago, Ill,\\MAROON SPORTS SECTIONTHE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1924 Page Thre6RAIN POSTPONESTOUCHBALL FORDAY’S PROGRAMGame Between Phi Gamand Sigma Nu OnlyOne PlayedTouchbal! received a setback yes¬terday in tbe form of continued show¬ers which lasted throughtout the day,soaking the field and causing a seaof mud. Despite the postponement ofall games until Monday by the In¬tramurals commission the two l#adersin Gamma league showed up for theirgame on Greenwood field and pro¬tested the decision of the touchballmanager until permission was givento play.This sole contest between Phi Gam¬ma Delta and Sigma Nu resulted ina 6-0 victory for the Figis. Gammaleague is now under the domination ofPhi Gam which looks very much liketouchball favorite.Phi Gam opened the game kickingto Sigma Nu and holding them intheir terirtory. For the entire firsthalf the ball was in the latter’s landbut Phi Gam could not put over ascore.The second half opened with thelatter receiving and taking the ball tothe middle of the field before losingit on downs. Here Sigma Nu openeda short passing attack for several con¬sistent gains but they were held.Gaining the ball again on an inter¬cepted pass they vainly endeavored toadvance. With thirty second to go aPhi Gam rusher partially blocked apass which caromed into the arms ofGariepy, who ran thirty yards to theSigma Nu one yard line. Here Rals¬ton passed to Rader across the linewho picked the ball out of the massfor the score. The game ended withthe following kickoff.Tomorrow the schedule will resumewith the postponed games set forMonday of next week. The groundswill probably be dry enough to playwithout great injury to it. Threegames are scheduled on Greenwoodfield.3:30—Psi Upsilon vs. Phi SigmaDelta.3:30—Delta Tan Delta vs. Phi Kap¬pa Psi.4:00—Alpha Tau Omega vs. DeltaUpsilon.Harriers PrepareFor Wolverines\Although defeated by the strongBadger harriers on Saturday the Ma¬roon cross country team is hard atwork for the coming marathon withMichigan at Ann Arbor on Nov. 22.While not a world heater the teamis well equipped with exceptional men.In Captain Bourke Chicago has a per¬former who is seldom beaten in thelong distances. He has placed firstin every meet so far this year. Theteam running behind him falls downsomewhat when it comes to piling uppoints enough to capture the dualmeets.However practice has not been un¬der way very long as yet and the menare just rounding into form. Dailytraining, Tom Eck reports, is bringingthe team around to mid season shape.The men are already showing decidedimprovement over their early form.Germans to CelebrateWith “Kaffe Klatch”The Deutsche Verein, the under¬graduate German club, announces a‘‘kaffe klatch” to be given at IdaNoyes hall on Friday, November14. After the business meeting real“kaffe Kuchen" and coffee will beserved. . 1“There will be music and other en¬tertainment,” said Miss Spenkoch,the president of the club. “Thosemembers of the Gerrhan classes whodo not speak the language well or donot speak it at all need not hesitate tocome, as the primary object of theorganization is to learn to speak Ger¬man. Everybody is invited,” she ad-d f*d Grad TouchballToday the Graduate Touch FootballTeams will clash on Midway field, onthe Midway between University andGreenwood Aves.The schedule is: '3:45 p. m.—Phi Alpha Delta vs.Jurists.4:15 p. m.—Divinity vs. C. and A.ILLINOIS PRIMINGFOR FINAL GAMESDownstaters Fear Gophersand BucksUR B ANA. Ill., Nov. 11.—Minne¬sota and Ohio are two football foeswho will tax the skill and strengthof the Illini on the next two Satur¬days. This is the prevalent opinion inthe Illinois camp where Bob Zuppkeis putting on the final touches for theengagement in the Gopher stadium.Big Bernie Shivlcy has been favoredin practice this week as a possiblestarter at guard in place of LouieSlimmer. Shively, it is felt, had henot been injured early in the season,would have developed into an excel¬lent lineman. He helped to plug upthe holes in the Stagg field game lastSaturday when he was inserted thesecond half. It looks as if “Zup”would not make any other changes.Wallie Mcllwain’s hand is stillswathed in bandages and the chancesare that the reliable Emil Schultz willreplace him, at the start at least.Schultz played a pretty good gameagainst the Maroons.It is safe bet that the Illini will in¬vade Minneapolis keyed up to put intheir best licks. It will be a case ofnothing to lose and everything to gainfor the Gophers and reports are thatthey will make a supreme effort to re¬pulse Illinois.Three Illinois scouts will inspectOhio against Michigan Saturday. Thatthe Bucks have a dangerous forwardpassing attack is already known. TheIllini still recall the Ohio-Illinois bat¬tle of 1622 when Ollie Klee broke upthings in the last period.If you want to get into trouble, startspeculations about the Big Ten cham¬pionship in the vicinity of Robert C.Zuppke. "We count no chickens un¬til they are hatched,” he says.SETTLEMENT DRIVE READYFOR START TOWARDHIGH GOAL(Continued from page 1)which will be held in Mandel Hallat the same time.Everything is now going withzest and snap, according to JackKirk.Kirk Di»cu«ses Drive“We were a little slow in gettingstarted,” he said, “but now that wehave begun to acquire momentum,there will be no stopping us. Asyet we have been unable to set aquota for our drive, as we have nomeans of judging just what ourfinance teams are capable of untilwe see them in action. Last yearthe. mark of eight thousand dollarswas set, but not quite fulfilled; thisyear, of course, we hope to exceedlast year’s totals, an achievement Ifully expect to see, as I know thesterling qualities of the team cap¬tains and teams.“Now that the Settlement Nightworkers have been recognized bythe powers that be, in so far as wehave been given offices, things willproceed even better. I am thor¬oughly proud of my whole organ¬ization, and I feel absolutely that itis behind me.”OFFICIAL NOTICESZoology club will meet today at 4in Zoology 29. “The Action of Acidson the Respiratory Rate in Planaria”is the subject to he discussed by Dr.L. H. Hyman.Mathematical club will meet todayat 4:30 in Ryerson 37. Assistant Prof.Lane will talk on “Projective Geom-ertv of Conjugate Nets.”s> SWIMMERS TRAINFOR INTRAMURALAUTUMN CONTESTRegular Team Develops SomeReal Stars InDashesCoach McGillivary is now lookingfor material to participate in the in¬tramural meets to be held November20 and December 2.Everyone is eligible to enter thecompetition except those on theregular team and those that piacedfirst in last year’s meet. The pointsacquired in this swim will be accred¬ited in the big swimming meet to beheld this spring.The regular ream is doing excep¬tionally well in all departments of thesport. Perhaps the most promisingman is Markley, the breast-stroke ex¬pert. He lowers his time consistently,assuring his place on the team as thebreast-stroke man.Another man that is showing upwell in the 220 and 100 yard swims isR. C. Lalor who may displace anothermember of the team. Harkins, whohas been out of practice for two weeksbecause of doctor’s orders, is now get¬ting back in shape and will soon bedown to bis regular form.Several other members of the teamhave recently been ill because theyfailed to keep well bundled up directly jafter swimming. Coach McGillivary |has issued a warning to all swimmers Ito keep well clothed for a short whileafter coming from the tank.The team has received an invitationfrom the Elks club of Louisville. Theyplan to make this visit at the sametime of the meet with Indiana.ILLINOIS PROF. SEESPERIL INCARSProf. Thomas A. Clark, dean ofmen at the University of Illinois, ina recent interview, vigorously scoredautomobiles and the students whouse them to any great extent. “Theauto is a waster of time and mon¬ey,” he said. “It encourages loaf¬ing and neglect of students’ regularwork. The possession of a ear in¬volves more than ordinary physicaldanger. A half dozen studentscrowd into a machine intended fortwo or three. There is excitementand fast driving and frequent seri¬ous accidents.“There is moral danger in thecar,” he continued. “Whatever ofdrinking and stealing and sexual im¬morality exists among the collegestudents is largely in connectionwith the automobile.“The passion for driving seemsoften to stimulate other passionsand unconventionalities and actualimmorality often results.“Youth is perhaps no more irre¬sponsible now than it always hasbeen,” he concluded, “but the autois an unnecessary evil and an addedtemptation to loafing and moral ir¬responsibility.”Ask Crack ShptsTo Try for TeamCoaches Harrel and Garlingtonreport that there is yet time forcrack shots to come out for theRifle team. All new lhembers aregiven special attention by thecoaches and if a man shows a realeye he will be taken east to be |pitted against the stars of the ]Army, Yale and the other big!schools of the east, according to |Coach Harrel.After the Christmas holidays,special individual matches will beheld for women. Suitable prizes!will be awarded to the winners.Novices are reminded to come out;now to train for the competition |which will be held later in the year.!Ammunition is very inexpensive, the!.coaches state, and rifles are fur-1nished free of charge PLAY HOCKEY GAMESTODAYInterclass ‘hockey games sched¬uled for yesterday and postponedI on account of rain, will be playedoff today.HORSESHOERS STAYIN OUT OF SHOWERResume League PlayTomorrowHorseshoe pitching was postponedyesterday due to rain which spas¬modically fell the entire day, ruiningthe chances of the country experts.The postponed games will be runoff later, the date to be announced bythe Intramural commission. With theproper conditions the matches todaywill go off as usual. The schedulecalls for eight matches today, six at3 and the remaining at 4.3:30—Macs vs. Graduate Divinity.Tau Delta Phi vs. Phi Kappa SigmaTau Kappa psiion vs. Phi Pi PhiKappa Sigma vs. Lambda Chi AlphaSigma Chi vs. AcaciaScore Club vs. Tau Sigma Omicron4:00—Delta Chi vs. Pi Lambda PhiDelta Sigma Phi vs. Kappa NuCROSS WORD PUZZLETAKES GRIP ONCAMPUSBy L. L. S.A scream rang out in the still nightair, and while the inhabitants of thehouse crouched tremulously and fear¬fully from the impending crash, it wasfollowed by a hoarse whisper, “Help!Help! What starts with q and endswith x, making up a word of three let¬ters to mean horsefly?” And so itgoes. Night after night, respectableand law abiding students of the Uni¬versity are preyed upon by that newscourge of th<$ compus—the cross¬word puzzle field.All Desolateinebriate, the mah jong victim, thepinochle expert has passed on into thegreat beyond. Mere memories are allthat are left of the once popular in¬door sports. Dust covers the Vic-trola, the piano lies idle and ignored.All—all is desolation. Slowly andsurely the insidious grip of the cross¬word puzzle habit has fastened itselfupon the University students. Todaythey are immersed in the unmercifulclutches of the fad. The scholar hasat last found a real use for that largevocabulary of which he heard so muchin English 1. He has learned to sym¬pathize with the unfortunate fellow who “gasps for words.” The book¬stores announce a great increase inthe sales of books of synomyns.Ponder PuzzlesThe black and white squares of thecrossword puzzles look innocentlyenough like a mistreated checkerchecker board to the fortunate unin¬itiated one, but to the unlucky victimof this modern plague it is a delect¬able sight. The student who has suc¬cumbed to this malady will ponder onthe problem of finding a five letterword to fit a microscopic space on oneof the puzzles with a dogged perser-verance that would astonish his profs.Psychopathic authorities claim thatthe new fad is excellent for the in¬feriority complex. Social authoritiesclaim it a wonderful way to spend anevening at “her” home and thus getaway with a free date. Educationalleaders sadly declaim that it is rapidlyundermining the present school sys¬tem. The parents of one of the stu¬dents known to be afflicted with thedread infection when questioned by aMaroon reporter refused to speak butwalked rapidly away shaking theirheads.Froge To AppearOn Campus ThursdayThe November issue of the Forgewill be sold on campus Thursday,Nov. 13. This issue will be the sev¬enth monthly issue of the magazine,which began publication last May.This is the only magazine of its kindaffiliated with any University. It issponsored by the University Poetryclub and by James Weber Linn, Mrs.Edith Foster Flint, Robert M. Lovettand Mrs. William Vaughan Moody.The editors are Gladys Campbell,George Dillon and Bertha Ten EyckJames. The Forge has published thework of some of the most distin¬guished American poets, besides in¬troducing many new writers of verseto its readers.The forthcoming issue will containmuch interesting poetry, \mong thecontributors of verse will be IdellaPurnell, Eda Lou Walton, HowardMumford Jones, Nan Moulton, GuyDrewry and Israel Newman. Therewill be a prose critical essay byLlewellyn Jones.College Chess IsPlayed via RadioThe first international intercollegi¬ate radio chess match will be playedby Haverford and Oxford late in No¬vember. American colleges have con¬tested several times by means of radio,but this will be the opening battle be¬tween an American and an Englishcollege.Two stations will transmit themoves on each side of the Atlantic.All work is being done by amateurs.G-2NM and G-2SZ will operate from the England on wavelengths of 80 and 120meters. 3-BVN, the Haverford Col¬lege station, and 3-OT, the privatestation of a Haverford Sophomore lo¬cated at Ambler, Pa., will transmitthe American moves on a reservedwavelength of 20 meters.The game will be a test of long-dis¬tance, shprt wavelength amateurtransmission as well as a contest between rival chess players.—The NewStudent.Can Grange be HeldIs National QuestionMany followers of Big Ten foot¬ball have repeatedly asked why can’tGrange be stopped? It is true enoughthat Grange is lightning fast, with agravity defying change of pace, andfamiliar with all tricks of foottball.His perfect interference in part ac¬counts for his great broken field run¬ning. But the decisive factor in hissparkling performances is the lack ofexpert ends in the conference. Ne¬braska with a pair of fast chargingends kept “Red” within bounds. Mich¬igan’s ends were inexperienced andattempted to race Grange in the firsthalf. In the second half after Yosthad demonstrated how to play for the“Redheaded Wonder,” Grange failedto get loose again. Iowa’s bulky endskept him from making 8S-yard runsbut the Hawkeyes were weak onpasses. Barnes and Barto did goodwork except when caught off guard.We believe that a pair of ends of thetype of “Fritz” Crisler or the lateBernie Kirk of Michigan would putthe dampers on the Wheaton Won¬der’s marvelous work.Fencers Have NoCinch for TitleMembers of the Varsity Fencingteam must work harder if Chicagois to repeat last year’s conquest, ac¬cording to Prof. R. V. Merrill, thecoach. The prospects, encouragingat the opening of the quarter, havedeclined in interest of late untilProf. Merrill is frankly not enthusi¬astic. “The older men must trainmore intensively if our team is tocarry on Chicago’s fencing tradi¬tions,” he said.Recently a’shipment of fencingequipment arrived from France andthe stage was, to all appearances,set for the conference championshipto remain in Chicago. However, anincreasing average of absences wasnoticeable in the class; a decidedcontrast to the crowded rooms atthe start of the season. It is evi¬dent that enthusiasm in the subjectis failing. The Maroon foilmencannot expect to go on the floorwith no preliminary work and winchampionship,” Merrill said.Ye Olde Traditional Knockof OpportunityThis oft heralded warning that opportunity’s knockshould be answered else it ’twill forever pass you by, isstill holding forth as a valuable maxim for business suc¬cess.The Daily Maroon, through its Advertising Depart¬ment, is offering an unusual opportunity to five Freshmen.Those selected will be trained and instructed in advertis¬ing by men of skill and professional reputation, as well asreceiving remuneration while learning.Come Over to Ellis 1 Today at Noon and Ask for ‘TREM’wi *Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1924PIGSKIN STARS TO WEAR FUR STAGG DRIVES MENCOATS IN SMOKER REVUE TO DEFEAT PURPLEI’m a funny guy, I guessI’d love to ha^e a girlMy own girl—One of those wonderful, flashy, girlsI see in Harper and in front of Cobb—And I’d like to sit next to herWhen we study.And walk around with her after classAnd have her known as my girl.And wed go to games together—And she’d only love meAnd I’d only love her.And we’d both be miserableWhen away from each other—Wonderful misery.But I guess there’s no chanceFor a fellow like me. .I’m a funny guy, I guess.Terrible Turk, M. P.WELL, WELL. THE PHI PSISare going to have a “house mama.”We suppose she will see to it that theboys wear their rubbers and heaviesand sneak to the basement when theywant to smoke. With all those foot¬ball men Cuthy wonders what willhappen when the time comes to spankthe recalcitrants.M. M. You Seem to Have Made QuiteAn ImpressionDear All-in,' Such outbursts as Militant Mae’sgenerally come from a member of theswear sex after she has failed to hooksomebody’s pin. (e. g. See Katinkaand other celebrated man-haters).Plenty too tough, old dear, but theguy sure had good sense. She writesas though she had red hair and winteritch.Yours (not too) respectfully,Ramblin’ Kid.Dear All-in,Women! you’ve taken our shoes,our hats, our coats and even our pantsand hair cuts. You talk like us, swearlike us, smoke like us, and drink likeus. You like us and you like to looklike us. You’ve taken everything wewere proud of—and you claim to befeminine.Awful Andrew.ABOUT WOMENA woman is a curious thing.As anyone can tell;Last night when I gave Ruth a ringShe said that she was well.I said (when we had talked a b»t)“I wonder if you willCo out with ijie tonite,” and sheReplied that she was ill.Cuthbert,THAT’S ENOUGH FOR THe|WOMEN. This is for the men onlyand women are requested to skip it.!Remember, it is not fit for a modestwoman to read..tn’did uoy fi Irig a eb tn’dluowuoY .siht daer dbiow wenk eWDon’t Let Him Hear You, Dearie.Dear All-in,Now I know'. Turk is only a wo¬man. “M. P.” stands for Mary Pick-ford.In Triumph,Lydia.GO OVER TO THE REYNOLDSclub Thursday night and watch CiceroJoe Pondelik strut his paces as sar¬torial show piece for the well dressed jman. We understand Joe has been jchosen because of his reputation as a ]model youth.Dear Sir:You don’t know your oil—Prideeometh not before a fall—it goeth.Brush up.. Leviticus.Ed’s Note—You nave us either going or coming; you see we’re not upon Shakespeare.ALL-IN.Cl assi Fied Ad sFOR RENT—Desirable room, $7.00per week. Fairfax 2340. Coll morn.8-11 a. m. Mrs. Wharton, 5525 Kimbark.UNIVERSITY graduate student, 7years American Consular Service, de¬sires tutoring preparatory subjects,languages, geography, etc. AddressConsul, eaie Daily Maroon. AXELSON GIVES TALKON INSURANCETO C. AND A.Charles F. Axelson of the NorthWestern Mutual Life Insurance Co.and a University trustee, presented oneof a series of talks given by businessmen on various vocations in the C.and A. building Monday. Mr. Axel¬son was graduated in 1007 from theSchool of Commerce and Adminis¬tration of the University.In the first part of his lecture, hegave a short survey of the history oflife insurance which “had its inceptionin England and its remarkable growthin the United States.” “The first lifeinsurance on record is that of Wm.Gibbons who was protected againstloss through death, by a number ofbusiness men in 1538. There areother instances of such insurance inthe following years. The most com¬mon form, how’ever, was marine in¬surance in which a man would safe¬guard his sailing vessel against lossfrom sinking. If the ship was de¬stroyed he w'ould receive an amount <equal to its value.Amng the definitions for life insur¬ance, the follow’ing statements weremade: “Life insurance is the busi¬ness in which a corporation, for astated pecuniary consideration, agreesto pay a definite sum to a specifiedperson, upon the death of the desig¬nated individual. Life insurance is acontract for the future payment ofmoney.Families Broken Up“Many families are broken up uponthe death of the chief supporter be¬cause there is no wray of taking careof the rest of them together. Thechildren are sent to relatives or friendsand the remaining parent does his orher best to make a living. If life in¬surance is carried, there is usuallyenough to pay for expenses incurredand w’ill give enough to keep the fam¬ily together and w'ill prevent starva¬tion.“Many wealthy people are takinglife insurance so that when their es¬tates are transferred, to heirs, themoney received from the companywill take care of the numerous feesand taxes imposed.“A life insurance policy serves asD - A - N - C - ELUCIA HENDERSHOTThe steps of the One-Step FoxTrot and Waltz can be acquiredin a series of four private lessons.1367 E. 57th St.Bet. Ken. & Dor. H. P. 2314RENT A CARDrive It YourselfBrand new Fords and Gear-shiftCars.J & L DRIVE IT YOURSELFSYSTEM6118-28 Cottage Grove Ave.4111 Hyde Park 4181The Fountain Pen Ink for All PensSANFORD’S“ Fountain Pen InkIt’s PermanentWabash 8535RoyalandUnderwoodTypewritersDFWTCn at sPec‘a^1**^™ * HLJ students rateRental purchase plan^LJL.LJor easy paymentsTypewriter Headquarters411 S. Dearborn St.Old Colony Bldg. a bank, for its owner can draw on thecompany through his insurance whenhe needs money badly.”Following his desg-iption of theuses and benefits of life insurance Mr.Axelson explained how rates are fixed.He then discussed the opportunities ofa college graduate who started to sellinsurance.Must Rise From Rank“To get into the business it is nec¬essary to come up through the ranks.You will probably be started in atsome clerical or technical work, if youtry to get into the medical, loan, legalor investment departments. The sell¬ing end does not require this longprocess before recognition. It re¬quires hard work to be a successfulsalesman of life insurance, andgetting others to buy it is thehighest type of salesmanship. It re¬quires the ability to inspire confi¬dence and a good technical knowledgeof the business. The first year israther discouraging and the salesmanwill not make money. The secondyear is a sort of fifty-fifty proposition.The third year the salesman finds hisstride and from there sets out to dothe bigger things. We have men whomake from $20,000 to $100,000 a year.All this comes with diligent work andworthwhile effort.”After the lecture there was a dis¬cussion and Mr. Axelson answeredquestions raised by the audience. (Continued from page T)men in school whose legs will permitthe wearing of nickers according toKcttlewell. These three have beenscheduled to appear in the sports ap¬parel which will be in vogue duringthe coming year, while Don Irwin,William Kerr, and George Harveywill act the parts of smooth colleg¬ians.Previous to the style show, Kettle-well’s committee has provided a seriesof acts by campus entertainers,among which Don Knapps’ Freak-Orchestra, Friar McCollister andDon McGinnis, and Ken Ward andBarney Breene. “The Two Macs”will deliver their usual quot- of songs,and Breene and Ward have prepareda banjo novelty. A campus jazz bandwill fill in the empty minutes with thelatest bits from the musical come¬dies.The main idea the “Y” had in stag¬ing such a party as they plan is toengender campus spirit among themen of the University, to help themto become acquainted, and to fostergood fellowship as much as possible.Songs and cheers will be stressed,and food w ill be‘furnished to accom¬plish this end.THE DAILY MAkCONSUBSCRIBE TO (Continued from ?<»ge 1)portunity to win the undisputedchampionship if they can defeatthe mediocre Purple and Badgerelevens. The Illini still have toplay Ohio and the Buckeyes alwayshave been a tartar to Orange andBlue teams. Last year the Wilce-men held Illinois for three quartersand it was only when a substitutedisobeyed orders that the Grange-men were able to count. This yearOhio hopes to break the Illinois“jinx."iWomen’s orchestra will rehearsetomorrow at 7 in the Y. W. roomsof Ida Noyes hall. Dean Wilkins Goesto Visit AmherstDean Wilkins is leaving this morn¬ing for a ten days’ trip, during whichhe will address several groups of Uni¬versity alumni.He will meet the Boston alumni onNovember 12, the New York alumnion November 13, the Philadelphiaalumni on November 17, the Pitts¬burgh alumni on November 18, andthe Cleveland alumni on November19.On November 14 and 15 he will bein Amherst, attending the inaugura¬tion of President Olds. - During hisabsence Dean Wellington Jones willact as Dean "of the Colleges.DRIVES FROM LOOPEAT AT THE SHANTY%A customer who knows "good {pod feels repaid for anine mile drive from the loop, by one of those honest-to-goodness” dinners at THE SHANTY.SPECIAL STEAK DINNER TONIGHT 75cTHE SHANTY EAT SHOP1309 East 57th St.“A Homey Place for Homey Folks"rffillMMIMMUimi irmn iwwimwiwmMARSHALL FIELD COMPANY^ THE STORE FOR MEN wAnother Demonstration of the Power of This Store to CreateStandards of Value in Moderately Priced ClothesFINE SUITSFor Men and Young Men$40 $45 $50Tailored to Our Exacting Specifications, fromFresh, Light-Colored Cheviots and Fine Worsteds, of Our OwnSelection, in the New, Easy-Fitting StylesHPHE remarkable success of the “Field Seven-Fact Suits,” created and producedby our own factory for our Basement Suit Section, to meet a specific need forbetter than average tailoring, dependable woolens, and style as smart as the bestat a very moderate price, suggested the advisability of doing something similarfor the customers ol our upstairs Sections.We bought the woolens ourselves—many thousands of yards before therecent rise in price, at a distinct saving.They fall into two classes:(A) Cheviots for Color and Pattern(B) Wsrsted? for Dignity and Serviceand we had these fine fabrics tailoredto our exacting specifications, in pre¬cisely the same manner as the finestsuits we sell. In fact the majority of these Suits weremade in our own factory, where wecould supervisedirectly every operationand exact the finest workmanship.Furthermore, the styles are up-to-the-minute, smart and dignified. Theyinclude our 2-button Rookery and our3-button Ticker models, with theventless, wide-shouldered coats in theeasy English fashion, and straight¬hanging, not too wide trousers.The result we offer for your inspection, with the suggestion that you examinethese Suits in detail, note how they’re made, and shop the whole city if youcan spare the time, to compare them from the point of view of style, quality,workmanship, and VALUE. THIRD floopWe Have the Utmost Confidence in What Your Judgment Will Beumimif ■■mammmiiiuMHuii - IN*uuuuui