V G'WUIAV’J'UW/dev iiSiSubscribe to the MaroonWl)t IBatlp JWaroonVol. 24 No. 30 ' UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY^ NOVEMBER II, 1924 *" Price 5 CentsTWO MORE STAG!.VICTORIES ALLOWCLAIM TO BANNERPrecedent Set By MiniEstablishes MaroonContentionsWon Lost Tied Pet.Chicago 2 ' 0 2 l.(KX)Ilinois 2 0 1 LOOOWith the undoped tie of Inst Satur¬day between Chicago and Illinois theBig Ten championship aspect assumesdeadlock proportions. By the Maroon-Illini tie Chicago stands an excellent 1chance to win their remaining gamesand keep a clear slate for the season. IIllinois probably will win their two |remaining games and be in the sameposition as Chicago.If the two rivals complete their ischedules undefeated Illinois will have jwon four games and tied one; Chicagowill have won four games and tiedtwo.Illini Set PrecedentAccording to precedent set by Illi¬nois Chicago may claim an equal right jto the Big Ten title in such a case.In 1915 Illinois tied Ohio and latertied Minnesota, winning their othergames. Minnesota ^completed itsschedule with all wins except the evenbreak with Illinois. In this instance,the Illini laid claim to a tie for hon¬ors and thus constituted Zuppke’s firstconference title.By Illini precedent Chicago canclaim even honors with the down-staters in the even of a successful con¬clusion of their schedule, for in eachcase an extra game was played overthe undisputed contender.Excellent ChancesChicago has excellent chances of ob¬taining this equal break because theirtwo games are with comparativelyweak outfits. Northwestern, nextweek-end’s rivals, have not shown stel¬lar ability as yet, although a big im¬provement over former years has beendemonstrated. Purdue beat the Purplewith a break in the luck, while Chi¬cago decisively whipped the Boiler¬makers. The final game between Wis¬consin and Chicago is not slated to bea battle because of the weakness ofCoach Ryan’s eleven as shown in theirprevious games.Illini Should WinOn the other hand, the Illini shouldtriumph easily over Ohio and Min¬nesota, their sole contestants. Ohiohas lost to Indiana, and Minnesota has(Continued on page 2)CREATIVE ARGUMENTTO BE DISCUSSEDAT VESPERSAlfred Dwight Sheffield, professorof English at Wellesley college, willdiscuss the subject of “Creative Con¬troversy,” at the Y. W. C. A. Vespersto be held tomorrow at 4:30 in IdaNoyes hall.Mr. Sheffield’s talk deals with thepossibilities of discussion, and he willexplain the ways in which it may helpto eliminate compromise. “Thisstrikes an entirely different angle ofthe quarter’s subject, “ ‘Compromise,,”according to Helen Wooding, chair¬man of the Vespers committee, “and ifMr. Sheffield proves to us that com¬promise is an unnecessary evil, it maycompletely contradict the ideas thatmany of us hold about it.”The subject has already been fullydeveloped by Mr. Sheffield, accordingto Antoinette Forrester, president ofY. W., in a book on the same subjectwhich he has recently published. Anarticle written by him appeared inlasf month’s issue of “The WomanCitizen.”This talk will be the fifth of theseries oA “Compromise” given thisquarter. Preceding talks have beenby Antoinette Forrester on “PersonalStandards,” by Dean T. V. Smith on“The Moral Equivalent of Comprom¬ise,” by Dean Sophonisba- Brecken-ridge on “The Adaptation in Choosinga Life Occupation,” and by Gerald B.Smith who spoke on “What Shall IDo With My Church’s Creed?” DeHaven to PhotoGreeks In ActionD* Haven, official photographerof the r ap and Gown, will take apictuic of the assen. led Greeksat the Inter-fraternity ball, whichis being held Nwv. 2G in the Crys¬tal ballroom of the Blaekstonehotel. The Picture will be tak^nfrom the bale-.., the ballroompromptly at 11. The finished pic¬ture will be presented for inspec¬tion at the door at 2, the timewhich marks the close of the fes¬tivities, according to Robert Carr,general manager of the ball.Seven engraved bids will be de¬livered to each fraternity today.The seven men to represent thefraternity at the ball must be cho¬sen today, according to HowardBriggs, chairman of finances, sothat the treasurer of the frater¬nity may pay the entire sum tothe Inter-fraternity representa¬tive. Tickets sell for $3.50 each.POLL RECORD VOTEIN FROSH ELECTIONSophomore Class SelectsOfficers in Chapel TodayAll sophomores who arc unableto attend chapel may cast theirvotes today from 12 to 1 in Cobb10a.The largest Freshman vote in thehistory of the University was cast yes¬terday in Freshman, chape1. Whenthe votes were counted there werefound to be between seven and eighthundred. The results of this electionas well as those from the other classelections, will be announced Thurs¬day afternoon and will appear in theFriday edition of The Daily Maroon.The election of the candidates forSophomore class officers will be heldin chapel today. The sophomore can¬didates and their campus activities areas follows:President: Wendell Bennett, asso¬ciate editor of Cap and Gown, Scoreclub, water-basketball and tennis, In¬terfraternity council, Blackfriars, andmember of Beta Theta Pi.Walter Marks, football and a mem¬ber of Sigma Nu.Janies Parker, business manager ofDramatic association, Tower Players,Blackfriars, secretary Y. M. C. A.,Score club, member of Sigma AlphaEpsilon.Vice president: Esther Cook, Dra¬matic association, member of Sigma.Elizabeth Garrison, membershipcommittee Y. W. C. A., member ofPhi Delta Upsilon.Elizabeth Gordon, associate editorCap and Gown, Y. W. C. A. drive cap¬tain, Settlement Night team, memberof Phi Beta Delta.Edna Wilson, sponsor in Federa¬tion, Auxiliary of Ida Noyes advisorycouncil, Portfolio, W. A. A., Sign ofSickle, member of Chi Rho Sigma.Treasurer: James Bly, numeral man’23 football, and ‘24 track team, sub¬chairman of program committee forInterscholastic basketball and track,member of Delta Sigma Phi.William Gregertsen, Blaickfriarschorus manager, Settlement team cap¬tain.Victor Sawyer, Score club, memberof Alpha Sigma Phi,Leonard Stearns.Secretary: Harriet Keeney, associ-(Continued on page 4)CHANGE IN SCHEDULEGeneral Literature 30, the co-opera¬tive Survey of the Renaissance con¬ducted by Dean Wilkins, and an¬nounced for the coming Winter quar¬ter, will not be given in the Winterquarter, but will be given in theSpring quarter at the same hour (11a. m.). CARLSON FINDSFASTING AID TOHUMAN DIGESTIONStudy Effect on Body Tissues;Increase Rate ofMetabolismThe first scientific data on some ofthe after effects of prolonged fastingwhen not carried to the point of organinjury were revealed today at the Uni¬versity. Three years of investigationon human beings and animals haveshown that fasting both facilitates di¬gestion and brings bodily tissues backto more youthful conditions.While scientists at the Universitydo not claim that the studies havethrown new light on rejuvenation inold age they have proved, accordingto Prof. A. J. Carlson, chairman ofthe department of physiology, that 15days of fasting increases the metabolicrate, or the ability of bodily ^issues toconsume food and thus produce en¬ergy.Process RapidThis process is most rapid in hu¬man beings at the age of twelve tofourteen, Dr. Carlson explains. As aperson grows older the power of thetissues lessens and the basal metabolicrate is lowered. Three adult personsin the physiological laboratory werefound to have increased this rate aftera long fast. When they resumedtrtiiug their tissues consumed aboutas much as those of a youth of fifteen.As far as basal metabolism went theywere nearer twelve than forty.The experiments, considered themost important in the field, l.Ssvproved, in addition, that prolonged(Continued on page 2)Peterson ElectedPolo SquadHeadAt a recent meeting of the Univer¬sity Polo association at the MilitaryDepartment, the following studentswere elected to membership 'Active membership: Chas. W. Al¬len, Haldane Cleminson, Edwin De-Costa, Paul Leffman, John Morrison,John Schindler, J. B Srafth, Hugh H.Wilson, J Weinberg.Associate membership: G. * A.Florez, W. C. Howe, A. H. Vilas, H.F. Kahn, W. S. Guthman, J, Roberts,Mr. W. Ray Peterson was unani¬mously elected vice president, whoautomatically becomes the captain ofthe polo team. Mr. Chandra Goone-ratne was elected secretary-treasurer.Practice on Greenwood field is heldWednesday and Friday afternoon andLt. Blair, who .*as charge of the prac¬tice, believes he has some excellentmaterial for developing a team nextSpring. The ptactice this fail is of apreliminary nature to the active workwhich will take place next spting inpreparation for match games.Introduce OfficersAt Frosh MixerFreshman class officers will be for¬mally introduced to the class-at-largeat a mixer, sponsored by the Fresh¬man Women’s club, to be held Fri¬day from 4 to 6 in the theater ofIda Noyes hall.Katherine Fitzgerald, chairman ofthe entertainment committee, hasarranged for several musical num¬bers which will be presented betweendances. Tentative plans have beenmade by MargaretCarr, chairman ofthe social committee, for securingan orchestra. Katherine Hibbard hascharge of the refreshments.All Freshman men and womenhave been invited to attend. Start Work onSettlement atOffices in CobbCalista Twist, Aimee Graham,Seward Covert and Jack Kirk areasked to meet today at noon inCobb 10a.In accordance with the plans of thevarious committee heads of the Set¬tlement Night teams to make the or¬ganization a complete and practicalgroup, the campus headquarters havebeen located in Cobb hall, room ’10a.This room will be open during the daywith someone at the desk, in order totake care of the various reports andplans of the committees.“We believe that this step will helpto centralize the work of the captainsand heads,” said Jack Kirk in speak¬ing of the new headquarters, “and thatthis room is the most convenient oncampus for our purpose.”HORSESHOE EXPERTSPITCH FIRST RINGERSeven Matches Played OffWith One ForfeitHorseshoes began the first day ofcompetition in the history of intra¬murals with matches being playedon schedule time and great enthusi¬asm on the part of the contestants.The matches were held behind Bart¬lett gymnasium, and each occupiedonly a half-hour.In the opinion of Ben Goble, man¬ager of horseshoe pitching, the suc¬cess of the farm game is assured, forteams reported on time, with forfei¬ture of only one match. The diffi¬culty of darkness interfering as intouchball was not noticed. For thisreason, horseshoe pitching may bemore successful as an intramuralsport than touchball and some otherof the longer games.A match in horseshoes consists ofthe best two out of three games be¬tween three doubles teams represent¬ing each entered organization. Apoint is scored for the victory ofeach doubles pair, with the match-point going to the winner of twoout of three doubles matches.The results of yesterday’s matchesare: Phi Sigma Delta beat Acacia,3-0; Sigma Chi forfeited to Psi Up¬silon; Phi Kappa Psi beat LambdaChi Alpha, 2-1; Phi Beta Delta wonfrom Delta Chi, 2-1; Phi Kappa Sig¬ma defeated Alpha Tau Omega, 3-0;Sigma Nu defeated Phi Pi Phi, 2-1;Kappa Nu beat Kappa Sigma, 3-0.For today’s schedule, nine match¬es will be run off. They are:3:00 Heincheimers vs. Tau SigmaOmicronTau Delta Phi vs. Delta TauDeltaTau Kappa Epsilon vs. PiLambda Phi3:30 Delta Sigma Phi vs. Chi PsiBeta Theta Pi vs. AcaciaAlpha Tau Omega vs. PhiGamma Delta4:00 Sigma Nu vs. Phi Beta DeltaPhi Kappa Psi vs. Kappa NuPhi Sigma Delta vs. Psi Upsi¬lon.All the matches were fairly close.No great scores were run up by anyof the players.ANNUAL PAY DAYUndergraduate dues and bill col¬lectors will envy their fellow officersat Hood college, who celebrate an“Annual Pay day.”During the twenty-four hours setaside for the occasion everybody inthe college settles all debts and startsthe year with a clean slate. Usuallyone central point is set aside whereall may meet for the purpose.—TheNew Student. LEADERS PLAY TODAYIN TOUCHBALL LEAGUETekes and Phi Gams Appear as Final; ContendersGames Today /Phi Gamma Delta vs. Sigma Nu,3.30.Phi Kappa Sigma vs. Phi BetaDelta, 4:00..Macs vs. Romans, 2:30, Stagg field.Zeta Beta Tau vs. Lambda Chi Al¬pha, 4:30, Greenwood field.Beta Theta Pi vs. Kappa Nu, 2:30,Greenwood field. ^The first struggle will bring togeth¬er two of the leaders in the Gammaleague. Both teams have demon¬strated great ability in the grid touchgame. Leadership of the league willhe at stake. The second battle is be¬tween the Delta league leader and one,of the trailers. It should be of littlehearing on the standings. In thefinal affray two top notch nines willcompete. Neither leads their groupbut both are fighting for a high berth.The final inter-league rounds are nowbeginning so the end of the week willdetermine the champs in each group.Play ResumedThe tournament play resumed intouchball today after a strenuousweek-end. Many teams received thetest over Saturday and were foundwanting. To give the players a restthe schedule provided for only onecontest yesterday. However the finalplay will come today.In the only game yesterday TauKappa Epsilon continued its success¬ful pace eliminating Tau Delta Phi13-0. At the present time TKE andPhi Gam look like the final contest¬ants for the intramural touchball title.Both have shown passing ability.The intramurals council asks forfreshmen to aid in refereeing games.They are needed in touchball andhorseshoes and later in the other in¬tramural sports.Senior Dinner toUsher in ClassActivitiesCandidates for Senior offices willdeclare their hopes and wishes for theclass at a Senior dinner tomorrownight at 6 in Hutchinson cafe, whenthey will be introduced to the Seniorgroup. It is the first social event ofthe year for the seniors.The purpose of the meeting is to getthe seniors acquainted with their can¬didates, so that they will know forwhom to vote. “It will also furnishopporttn.:*y for the seniors to knoweach other before they begin the for¬mal activities of the year,” said ElsaAllison, who is in charge of the din¬ner.Tickets on SaleOnly a hundred tickets will be soldfor the affair, and they are on salenow for seventy-five cents. Seniorsmay obtain them from George Hu-medt, George Harvey, Elsa Allisonand Weir Mallory. /During the latter part of the eve¬ning’s entertainment, University songswill he sung and a friendly spirit willhe attained by means that the commit¬tee refuse to divulge. “It will cer¬tainly be worth while for all seniors tocome, whether they are running foroffice or not,” Elsa Allison added.Tea Dance StartsSettlement DriveStarting the social program forthe accumulation of funds for Set¬tlement Night, the social committee,headed by Ellen McCracken andDonald McGinnis, announce the firsttea dance, Friday, from 4:30 to 6, atthe Delta Kappa Epsilon house.This is to be the first of threesuch dances given by this committeefor University people, at a small ad¬mission price of twenty-five cents.Tickets may be purchased fromDonald McGinnis, Ellen McCracken,Harriet Stover, Zoe Sutherland, Eu¬nice Hill, Howard Schmidt, and Ben¬jamin Turner. “HOUSE MOTHER”PLAN IS ADOPTEDBY PHI KAPPA PSIDean Wilkins Endorses Ideaas Social and EconomicBenefitPhi Kappa Psi fraternity has in¬augurated a new plan in the way ofconducting the social and fraternalside of a fraternity, by adopting theidea from several ©f their otherchapters of having a "House Moth¬er.”Mrs. Ewell, mother ©f two PhiPsis, and wife of a Phi Psi, has beenchosen for the “Mother” of IllinoisBe.a chapter, after a thorough in¬vestigation of the idea by the activechapter and the alumni. This planhas been under consideration forquite a while, but the chapter didnot wish to adopt it without theabsolute consent of the membersand alumni. The chapters of PhiKappa Psi at Michigan and at Mis¬souri have “House Mothers,” andtheir success with the idea persuadedthe Chicago chapter to follow in theirfootsteps.Wilkins Commends IdeaFrom the office of Dean ErnestHatch Wilkins comes the followingcommendation:“Phi Kappa I’si has taken a verynotable progressive step in the ap¬pointment of a house mother whowill live in the chapter house andtake the many sorts of care and re¬sponsibility that a mother takes ina home. The men will certainly li/qmore economically, more healthily,more comfortably, more normally,and, in general, more happily, l d irthis arrangement.This plan has worked well in otherunn ersities in which it has beentried; and with the right woman incharge—and it is clear that Phi Kap¬pa Psi has found a woman excellent¬ly qualified for just this work—ilishould prove to be a great thing forthe fraternity.”The chapter believes that a “HouseMother” to preside over all socialfunctions, such as informal parties,football teas, house dances and suchother parties as a fraternity n\ayhave, will give an air of distinctiona ad social prestige to such functions.In addition to such social help, the“House Mother” will preside at thetable at luncheon and dinner. Tipswill prove, it is then belief, a re¬fining influence on the table man¬ners, and table conduct in generalof the men.FEDERATION 1® TALKON SOCIAL IDEASAND IDEALS“Recasting our Social Ideals” willbe the topic for informal discussion atthe Federation open council meetingto he held tonight at 7 in the libraryof Ida Noyes hall.Problems arising hem severalphases of social life, such as fife inthe family and in groups composed ofwomen only and of both women ammen, will be presented, and the wom¬en will he asked to give solutions forthem. “Since people come to theUniversity from many different envir¬onments, problems that evolve fromthe efforts of individuals to adjustthemselves to the group are numer¬ous,” said Florence Holman, publicitychairman of FederationAttention will be directed t» the me¬chanical details whicK prevent wo¬men from carrying out their ownwishes in regard to recreation. Spe¬cial emphasis will be given to thequestion of whether people really dowhat they wish to do fer their recrea¬tion. or whether they are led by theopinions of the group. This will in¬clude the difficulties in entertainingencountered by women living in cam¬pus dormitories.According to the usual custom, cer¬tain tables with lighted candles are tohe set aside in Ida Noyes refectoryfrom 6 to 7 for women who are plan¬ning to attend the meeting.Page Tworsi— THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER II, 19240{jp SaUy iRarnonThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Sunday andMonday during the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters by The Daily MaroonCompany.1Entered as second class mail at the Chi¬cago Postoff ce, Chicago, Illinois, MarchId. 1906, under the act of March 3, 1873.Offices Ellis 1Telephones:Editorial Office Midway 0800Business Office Fairfax 5522Member ofThe Western Conference Press AssociationEDITORIAL. DEPARTMENTW. L. River Managing EditorAllen Heald News EditorMilton Kauffman News EditorVictor VVlsner News EditorAbner H. Berezniak Day EditorAllan Cooper Day EditorDeemer Lee Day EditorReese Price Day EditorWalter Williamson Day EditorGertrude Bromberg Asst. EditorLois Gillanders Asst. EditorMarjorie Cooper Soph. EditorRuth Daniels Soph. EditorDorothy Kennedy Soph. EditorFrances Wakeley Soph. EditorViolet Pritzsker Asst. EditorEvelyn Thompson Society EditorLeo Stone Asst. Feature WriterBUSINESS STAFFHerbert C. l>eYonng.... Business ManagerEdward Bezazian Asst. Business Mgr.Thomas R. Mulroy.. .Advertising Manageri.eland Neff Circulation ManagerEthan Granquist AuditorASSISTANTSLOOK WHAT WE’VE GOT frenzied pitch and ability has oftenbeen deeated in the las) moment. Asevidenced of the fact, Illinois a fewyears back, outplayed the Buckeyesafter losing all of their previous gameswhile Ohio was conference favorite.Big Ten Standingfollowing are the complete stand¬ings of the Big Ten teams after Sat¬urday’s upsets:Won Lost TiedIllinois 2Chicago 2Michigan 3Iowa 1Ohio 1Northwestern .. 1Indiana 1Purdue 1Wisconsin 0Minnesota 0 Pet.1.0001.000.750.500.500.333.333.333.000.000CARLSON FINDS FASTINGAID TO HUMAN DIGESTION “Y” HOLDS SMOKERAND STYLE SHOWIN REYNOLDS CLUBThings are looking up. Here wetook an al rK»st certain championshipright out ot the Indians' hands and in¬troduced to ourselves hopes whichhave not been so well-founded intwelve years, hopes of Conferencegrid honors. And our cheering, witl^which we have been so dissatisfied thisfall (comparing it with that whichwe’ve deemed potential), was remark¬ably good. On top of all this comesthe rumor from more or less author¬itative sources that the band mem- ibers are to have new outfits next fall,without student subscriptions.To the casual observer, it may seemthat we’ve had a hunch of goodbreaks. Why, says he (the C. O.), itwas lucky that Red didn’t get awaymore often than he did for extraMarkers and equally lucky that theMaroons started as they did, raisingthe spirits of the west stand to fanaticheights and a matter of almost equalluck that someone was interestedenough in the appearance of the bandto speak up for new uniforms, and getthem promised for next season.And there’s something we haven’tmentioned yet. The new stadium andfield house may seem a stroke ofhappy circumstance. But CoachStagg has been working toward theday when approved plans for just sucha project could be made public, andhe’s been working toward that day fortwenty years or more.Things don’t happen in an instant.Nor are they always breaks. Wt’vewaited, the University people, for aConference flag, for good cheering,for a good hand (including good uni¬forms), and for improved athletic fa¬cilities. Here they come. They’rethe result of a generation-old Chicagospirit. (Continued frr>m page 1)fasting increases the secretion of gas-1trie juice after eating is resumed and [the body has regained its normalweight. This means that food is di¬gested more readily after fasting thanbefore.Fasting Not PainfulCommenting on the physiologicalfactors involved in fasting Dr. Carl¬son, who has himself, submitted tothe experiment, says that fasting isnot painful. The only disadvantage,he states, comes from the gradualweakening it produces. The notionof pain has come from the fear ofpeople who have been forced to gowithout food by poverty and whohave been terrorized by the fear ofdeath. (“The precise mechanism by whichprolonged fasting induces changes ofgastric secretion and metabolic ratein the body is as yet unknown,” saysDr. Carlson. “A certain number ofbody cells may be destroyed by thelast and replaced with new or youngcells when eating is resumed. Or thismay occur in some glands as the thy¬roids and adrenals that have a specialrelation as stimuli to metabolism. Thisproblem is still under investigation.“We are sure, however, that fastingbrings the tissues back to a moreyouthful condition, as measured by thebasal metabolism.” What is purported to be the firstsmoker ever given by the Y. M. C.A. under that name will be held inthe Reynolds clubhouse on Thursday,at 7, it was announced yesterday byJohn Kittlewell, chairman of thesmoker committee.From 7 to 9 the evening will be filledwith a variety of forms of entertain¬ment ranging from smoking to music,Kettlewell stated, and invitations areissued to all men on campus to bepresetn.A jazz orchestra will furnish musicfor both entertainment and groifpsinging, smokes and eats will be dis¬tributed free in a great abundance, anda style of show for men will roundout the evening’s entertainment. ' ,William Kerr, and Joe Pondelik willdisplay the various types of men’scolthes which are being sold by theCOWHEY’SS. E. Corner 55th & Ellis Ave.MENS WEAR & BILLIARDSSport ReturnsBy Special WireTeresa Dolan DancingSchool1208 E. 63rd St (Nr. Woodlawn)Beginners’ Classes every eve. 8:1510 Lessons for $5.00 Single les¬son, 75 cents.Private Lessons, day or eve.Tel. Hyde Park 30B0.TWO MORE STAGG VICTORIESALLOW CLAIM TO BANNER(Continued from page 1)failed to break into the win column asyet. However Ohio may offer theIndians competition for they held theMaroons ta a tie. Rivalry betweenthe two schools has always been at a Wabash 8535RoyalandUnderwoodTypewritersRENTED specialrateopil ^.Rental purchase plan^'^^‘^or easy paymentsTypewriter Headquarters411 S. Dearborn St.Old Colony Bldg.Students’ AttentionBring Your Laundry toWRIGHT’S1315 E. 57th St.We mend your clothes and darn your hose20% Off on Bundles Brought In and Called ForWe serve the best Dinner in Chicago for 65cBusiness Luncheon 50cSandwiches of all kind on ToastTRY OUR FOUNTAIN SPECIALITIESELLIS TEA SHOP93&40 E. 63rd St. Near 63rd and Ellis SUBSCRIBE TOTHE DAILY MAkGONRENT A CARDrive It YourselfBrand new Fords and Gear-shiftCars. ,J & L DRIVE IT YOURSELFSYSTEM6118-28 Cottage Grove Ave.4114 Hyde Park 4181 College shop of the Hub. George where, will be the theme of the showBurchfield will have charge of thisfeature. “What to wear, when anclOh! Um!GOOD EATS!Just Like Home!New Management5718 Blackstone Avenue .HARVARD TEA ROOMSLunches, 25c and 40cDinners, 65c and 85c which will be explained to the audi¬ence,” said Kettlewell. “Kerr will wear clothes designed for the smallman, and Pondelik will wear stylishclothes for the big man.”THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STORECigarettes — Fountain ServingCor. Ellis Ave. and 55th St.Adjacent to Frolic TheatreTel. H. Park 0761 McAnany & FinniganPRESCRIPTION DRUGGISTSCor. 55th and Woodlawn Ave.Drugs, Cigars and Cigarettes; Perfumes, Toilet Articles and Parker,Waterman, and Conklin PensPhone Midway 0009 Key‘ MadeThis week only10 per cent Discount to Freshmen wearing Green CapsHENRY T. HANSENFormerly Central Hardware CompanyHARDWARE — PAINTS — OILS — GLASS935 East 55th Street CHICAGOA BARGAINThe Brief Case that isMost PopularExtension LockHeavy Cowhide 3 Pockets—1 doubleFull StrapsA special lot secured at $1.25 less than they could bepriced October first.A Good Chance To Buywhile 3 dozen lastSPECIAL$7 .00At TheTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOBOOKSTORE5802 Ellis AvenueUNIVERSITY NIGHTat the“Wednesday Whirl”I Wednesday, Nov. 12thA real get-together party.DON’T COMEIf you don’t want to meet all your friends from the Campus.To be given at theMIDWAY MASONIC TEMPLEMusic by11/2 Bux Cottage Grove at 61st StreetJACK KIRK’S “MAROON BAND”1*4 Buxv' i. 2jHE.1,8 'I ■ .ILLINOIS BATTLE ~SHOWS MAROONGRID POSSIBILITYLine Demonstrates StrengthOn Offense; ferialDefense WeakDisplaying a terrific line crushingattack and the most magnificent lineplay seen since the Princeton game,the Maroons, instilled with true Chi¬cago spirit, annihilated the Illini for¬ward wall, and it was only the su¬perlative running of the peerless“Red” Grange that saved the unde¬feated Zuppmen from a humiliatingdownfall.A post-mortem of Saturday’s sen¬sational tilt reveals many interestingfeatures. Firstly, it proved that the“Old Man” is still the greatest coachof them all. No one but Stagg couldhave urged his men to such Hercu¬lean efforts. Yes, the “Old Man” issupreme, the greatest exponent ofline play that the country has everproduced.Illini Not PerfectSecondly, the Illini are far froma perfect eleven. The unparalleled“Redhead” is about 90 percent, ofthe Illini offense. If by chance any¬thing should happen to Grange, itwould not surprise us to see Minne¬sota or Ohio upset them. Consider¬ing that the field was to Grange’sliking, the Maroons held him fairlywell. It is doubtful whether he willbe so frisky in future contests as aresult of some vicious tackling bythe Maroon linemen.Not detracting from the mini’sbeautful interference, it is safe tosay that no one but Grange couldhave made any headway. “Red” isa streak of lightning, a remarkablyfast starter, with snaky hips andslippery as an eel, and a wonderfulopen-field sprinter. As for a de¬fense we did not see t much of adefense by Illinois.Maroons UnbeatableIn justice to the down-staters letit be said that there is not a teamin the country that could havestopped the Maroons, the way theyplayed Saturday. The Maroon line,from tackle to tackle, is the best inthe country. Repeatedly the menopened up holes large enoigh for alocomotive to pass through. Gowdy,Pokrass, Pondelik, Henderson, Hob-schied, and the giant Goodman, whointercepted a pass at the crucial mo¬ment—Rolleston, Barnes—they allplayed excellently. Walter Camp,who viewed the contest, may distri-D - A - N - C - ELUCIA HENDERSHOTwill prepare you quickly and cor¬rectly. Four private lessons, $5.New studio, between Kenwoodand Dorchester.1367 E. 57th St. Phone H. P. 2314 THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER II, 1924 Page Threebute the entire Maroon forward wallon his All-American teams merelyfor their Illinois showing.All-American SelectionWords fail in describing the Ma¬roon backfield. The unstoppable bat¬tering-ram known as “General” Mc¬Carty most likely will win himselfan All-American berth. Illinois willhear more from him next year. Theever-reliable Harry Thomas, a ter¬ror on offense, and the man who re¬peatedly brought down Grange,showed Mr. Zuppke and his protegeswhat would have happened last yearhad he played. Kernwein, “Wallie”Marks, Francis—all did gallant workin humbling the Orange and Blue.If the Maroons continue keyed upat their present pitch, they will weargolden football charms emblematicof the championship for the first timesince 1913.The war cry now is “Clean upNorthwestern and Wisconsin.” Classified AdsFOR RENT—Desirable room, $7.00per week. Fairfax 2340. Coll morn.8-11 a. m. Mrs. Wharton, 5525 Kim-bark.FOR SALE—Typewrriter, CoronaFour; slightly used. See F. E. Read,6047 Ellis Ave., evenings.UNIVERSITY graduate student, 7years American Consular Service, de¬sires tutoring preparatory subjects,languages, geography, etc. AddressConsul, care Daily Maroon.DELICIOUS sandwiches, beverageand desert for 35s, served every noonin the NewTopaz Tea Room, 822 E.58th St. Mid. 4406.ATTENTION STUDENTS — Anew place to eat; delicious home-CAMPUS PRESBYTERIANSDon t forget Mr. and Mrs. Carlisle’s Invitationto theirAcquaintance PartyTime: 4:30 p. m. Place: Ida NoyesCOME TODAYSENIORS ATTENTIONSeniors whose last name be¬gins with A, B and C, must re¬port at—to have their picture takenfor the Gap and Gown 1925,this week — Nov. 10-17614 Mailers Bldg. S. E. Cor. Madison and Wabash Ave.5 S. Wabash Ave. Tel. Central 7123 cooking; dinner, 65c; luncheon, 35c.The Topaz Tea Room, 822 E. 58thSt.TAKE STEPS TO CURBHARPER BOOKTHEFTS' By K. Digbee JorrcsLibrary thefts are still going on.Many new and valuable books havebeen, and are being stolen every dayfrom all of the University libraries, IHarper in particular, and most par¬ticularly “E-11” in Harper.The books are usually drawn underfictitious signatures. These signatures,all of them, are markedly forced look¬ing so that there is no mistake thatthe thieves deliberately distort thewriting in order to deceive the author/ities when an attempt is made totrace the stolen books. Sometimesdifferent signatures are discovered— I with the same address given for both;sometimes the’ same pseudonym i>used in each offense.Steps are now being taken to trailthe malefactors and some of themhave already been apprehended. Classpapers are being examined and thehandwriting on them compared withthat on the library slips. The workis slow work, however, and manyclass papers have to be gone throughby the library detectives in order todiscover the thieves.“It is strange,” said Miss G. Chal¬mers, who is taking special steps tostop the thievery, “that Universitystudents should stoop so low as tosteal books from the libraries, thusdepriving their fellow students of theuse of them.”MAROON AD STAFF MEETSThere will be a meeting cf the Ma¬ roon advertising department today atnoon. Attendance is required.Children’s Book Week— November 10th to 17th —Myths%PoetryFairy TalesBible StoriesFamous ClassicsBooks of AdventureStories of Other LandsLittle Stories for Little Childrenall in our Enlarged Children’s Book SectionWOODWORTH’S BOOK STOREOpen Evenings 1311 E. S7th St.“SEE YOUR UNIVERSITY FIRST”And in seeing it, the dining places attract as much in¬terest as do the traditional sights of the campus.Your University experience is not complete without avisit to the ARBOR. You’ll see all your friends there andenjoy the campus atmosphere.THE ARBOR TEA ROOM6051 Kimbark Ave.WHEN YOU BUY-a tie, a shirt or a suit,don’t you like to feelthat the man whosells it to you knows acollege man’s tastes?We think so; that’swhy our sales. staff isall-college.We’ll be glad tc seeyou in Chicago.(Hark ©alb is anb QawjcREPUBLIC BUILDING • CHICAGOr,<F(un for College Men by College Men**'watch forMATHIS BETTER STYLES—£39.75, #42.50,#45.00and #49.50 BUY A PORTABLEThe Brunswick Portable is trulya musical prodigy, h'vipg a clear,round, full tone.Like all other Brunswick Models,the Portable plays all makes ofrecords.This little instrument is substan¬tially built to withstand hard usageand Is unsurpassed by any instru¬ment of similar design in finish andtone quality.Equipped with Brunswick sinylespring, extra strong motor—willplay three 10-inch records withoutrewinding. Reproducer for playingall makes of rends. Compartmentfor carrying 30 • records. Nickel-plated trimmings, including rein¬forced corners.Finished in Black Leatherette. .$45Genuine Tan Leather $55Width, 13% inches. Depth, 13%.inches. Height, 8% inches.WOODLAWN PHONOGRAPH CO.East 63rd St., Bet. Kenwood and Kimbark(Across from Powers)New Brunswick Records Every DayWe Deliver Phone Midway 1960 Open EveningsSo. Side Hd’qrs. for Kennedy Radios & Radiolas—Tubes. Today —men and women knowhow to keep their hair in place\WHERE smart people gather —in college and out—you’ll notfind one case of unkempt hair!It wasn’t always so.Stacomb has made possible thefashion of smooth hair among wom¬en. It keeps men’s hair lookingalways just as they want it to look.A light, velvety, invisible cream — non-staining and non-greasy.In jars and tubes, at your collegedrug store. (Now also in liquidform.)KEEPS THE HAIR IN PLACE%REEOP PEADVERTISE IN THE DAILY MAROON/ «( I^PpiiW^iPPiPIIPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER II, 1924‘PRIDE COMETH BEFOREA FALL”1. And there was in the land a pow¬erful tribe, and it did wax strongerand stronger so that it became bloatedwith pride and very bold. And menspake saying that in mortal combatour lands would needs be ravaged andour glory go down before the swordof this heathen. 2. And the name ofthis tribe was I Mini. 3. Now theyhad in their host one whose name wasas a byword on men’s lips and whosefame spread as fire at noonday, sothat thru all the land there was noneso famous in battle as he. 4. And hisname was Grange. 5. And he wasas a giant so that men threw them¬selves against him in vain and thepeoples of the Michigani and thelowani did go down in detent beforethis Grange and the IUini.6. Xow they did make bold theirpurpose to invade our fair country andto strike us to the ground, and we didgird our loins and fortify ourselvesagainst them. And our chieftain,Stagg, a warrior lonk skilled in valorand in war did prepare to repel theinvader. 7. Now the day for the com¬bat did draw night and the peoplesdid camp near to see their warriorsdo battle. 8. And the fight was fierce¬ly contested that day. Our noblewarriors did attack them with a tire¬less zeal so that they retreated beforethe onslaught. And though theirmighty giant did indeed perform greatdeeds, still they were unable to pre¬vail against the daring and skill of theChicagoani and did pound in vain, sothat they returned to their southernplains and bore not the palm of vic¬tory. 9. And thus everything endedjake.WELL, DR. GOODSPEED, here’sa chance to do some more translating.ADAPTATIONThey sat in the light—With Mother in sight.And they talked and they talked—Sue and Tom.Then out went the light—With Ma out of sight.And they talked(?) and they talked (?)SueandTom.Cuthy, Turk and Co,, Inc.WE ARE TOLD THAT TeddyLinn, rushing across the field, pro¬claimed to the world that Grange wasa pretty good Illinois team.That’s why the women are chasinghim.The Xcountrv team had just hitMadison. A pretty girl, spying TomEck, dashed up with a tag for theVolunteers of America or some othernation.Tom. with' his usual skill in re¬partee spoke up and said—“No\v,Miss, you can’t tag me; I’m ‘it’ al¬ready.”Ekoh Dat.Turk says—two more to go—wcmust not let this affair with Cham¬paign go to our head.No! But Have You Been Out WithHim?Dear All -in,I know what Turk’s title “M. P."is. It’s either Mayor of Podunk orMuch Potency.Sultana.Mephistopheles writes that Grangewas busy walking backwards duringthe first qu irter. We thought he wa$running.We understand that the wearyshade of Diogenes is tramping thecampus hoping to find someone whowill not murmur—I told you so.„ ALL-IN.POLL RECORD VOTEIN FROSH ELECTION(Continued from page 1)ate editor Cap and Gown, Federationsponsor, W. A. A., Y. W. C. A. com¬mittee, member of Quadrangler.Charlotte Vanderlip, an Esotericpledge.Winifred Williams, Y. W. C. A.second cabinet, W. A. A., Gargoyles,Cap and Gown, Ida Noyes advisorycouncil, member of Deltho. Faculty Men Leavefor Amhersa CeremonySeveral members of the facultywho are graduates of Amherst willgo to Amherst this week to attendthe inauguration of Pres. GeorgeD. Olds on Friday, Nov. 14.This ceremony is to be made theoccasion of a gathering of Amherstgraduates engaged in teaching in allparts of the country. The men knownto be going from the University fac¬ulty are Vice-President Tufts, DeanWilkins, and Professors Boynton, J.M. 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