Vol. 24 No. 19 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1924 Price 5 CentsSubscribe Now!MAROONS FACE BUCKEYES TOMORROWTWO THIRDS OFCAMPUS BALLOTSCO TO COOLIDGELa Follette Second inChoice; DavisWeakChapel balloting ended in Seniorchapel yesterday with a decisive vic¬tory for Calvin Coolidge over his twoopponents. Coolidge received a high¬er number of votes in Senior chapelthan he did in any other of the aca¬demic classes. There were 161 ac¬tual votes recorded for him whereasLaFollette received 53 and Davis 23.The senior chapel votes reinstatedCoolidge’s popularity which wasseriously questioned in the sopho¬more and junior sessions.Of the 1,803 votes cast by the fourclasses Coolidge received nearly two-thirds of the whole. The actualnumber of votes and potential votescast for Coolidge was 1,202, LaFol¬lette came second with 383 and Davisran a poor third with 218. Thereseems to be little doubt as to thetrend of political thought on thecampus as evinced by this straw voteinstituted by The Daily Maroon. Asthe University is very cosmopolitanin nature it was predicted that poli¬tical tendencies would border moreon the radical than on the conserva¬tive platform.Reverses Convention DecisionAt a mock convention held on thecampus last year by the PoliticalScience students there was an over¬whelming stand for LaFollette andhis platform. If the present strawballot is indicative of the politicalstand taken by the student body itwould suggest that LaFollette is notvery strongly endorsed. The follow¬ing tabulation shows the votes rec-orded in senior chapel l: vCoolidg ftMen Women TotalsVoters .... .... 62 99 161Non-vcters .... 27 42 70.89 142 231LaFolletteMen Women TotalsVoters . ... .... 30 23 53Non-voters .... 16 17 3346 40 86DavitMen Women TotalsVoters .... .... 11 12 23Non-voters . 6 14 2017 26 43Man, voter Debs. . . 1Man, voter Foster. . . 1A special census was taken of thechoir. The vote was very close, be¬ing 6 votes for Coolidge, 4 for La¬Follette and 4 for Davis. Actual andpotential votes are included in thiscensus.The total census is as follows:CoolidgeMen Women TotalsVoters .... 169 186 355Non-voters 362 485 847531 671 1202LaFolletteMen Women TotalsVoters 80 41 121Non-voters 169 93 262249 134 383DavisMen Women TotalsVoters 34 28 62Non-voters 73 83 • 156107 111 218votes cast: 1.803. Student of ’07 IsAuthor of RevueHarold Atteridge, a member ofthe class of ’07, is author of thebock and lyrics for the new “Pass¬ing Show of 1924” now being pro¬duced on Broadway, it was an¬nounced by the Shubert Theatricalagency today.Mr. Atteridge has been con¬nected with the Shubert agencyfor several years, writing lyricsand short skits for current produc¬tions, but the present play is thelargest attempt he has ever madealong theatrical lines. The play,which arrives in Chicago about thefirst of the year, has been makinga decided hit, according to NewYork critics.Presentation of “The PassingShow of 1924” on Broadwaygives the University another mus¬ical comedy author among itsalumni, along with Frank R.Adams, one of the organizers ofBlackfriars. Mr. Adams has alsowritten sevral musical produc¬tions and is widely read as anauthor of short stories.Hecht Must SeekHis BoswellElsewhereProf. James Weber Linn, of thedepartment of English, yesterdaydenied rumors to the effect that heis writing a biography of Ben Hecht,popular mystery writer and some¬time sophisticated commentator onlife and its subtleties. “Not only amI not writing such a life,” Mr* Linnsaid, “but further, I could not. Ihaven’t got the data. Why, I’ve onlymet the man once.”The rumors are believed to havehad their source in an intimationmade by Mr. Henry Justin Smith inan article for the last issue of TheCircle. The article appeared in theform of a letter to Prof. Linn, “AsOne Old Grad to Another,” and con¬tained the sentence,, “Am I wrong insupposing that you are writing a lifeof Ben Hecht?”“The only time I met Hecht,” Prof.Linn continued, “we fought like cats.You see, Sinclair Lewis was theretoo; and they both looked on me asa college professor, and a very stupidone. I remember especially onething that Mr. Lewis.said in that con¬nection.”Prof. Linn declared that he knewnothing of any project for writing abiography of Ben Hecht, either on oroff the campus. “It is possible thatyou oiay learn something though, byinterviewing Mr. Tom Eck, the trackcoach,” he suggested.Women’s OrchestraResumes ActivitiesAll University women who can playany orchestral instruments have beenrequested by Aileen Fisher, memberof last year’s woman's orchestra, tomeet in the Y. W. rooms of IdaNoyes nail, on Monday at 7:00.The re-organization of the orches¬tra will continue a movement thatwas begun in the spring quarter oflast year. Hopes are high for a muchlarger orchestra this year, and wo¬men who can play any musical in¬strument are wanted at the meetingon Monday evening.Practices will be held once a week.Members at the present time are MadiBacon, Ruth Parker, Mildred Hor-rocks (piano), and Caroline Royal(violin), Misa Retes (cello), AileenFisher (flute). POLITICIAN WILLSPEAK TODAY ATSTUDENT RALLYRepublicans Hear Memberof Congress Talk OnG. O. P. Plank SCHOOL GIVES TEAM ROUSINGSEND OFF; MANY GO TO OHIOMembers of Team Speak at Pep Session; Hundreds of Maroon RootersMake Hegira; Sixty Piece Band to Take Trip; BuckeyesReady for FrayAllen D. Albert, candidate on theDemocratic ticket for Congressman-at-large from Illinois, will expoundthe Democrat!.' platform this after¬noon at 4:30 in i.!andel, in the secondof three political rallies sponsored bythe Political Science club. Alberthas two sons who are students hereat the University.Congressman H. R. Rathbone ofthe Republican committe in Chicago,spoke yesterday in Mandel. A Mr.MUls, Non-partisan orator of Califor¬nia, will talk on the independentticket next Monday.Discuss HistoryRathbone, in his speech yesterdayto an audience composed mainly ofpolitical science students, went brief¬ly into Republican history during thepast few years. He made specialmention of the Republican record onfinances in connection with tax re¬duction and the budget.In speaking of political scandalshe said, “No party is entirely freefrom such scandal. Graft is notpartlsian,” he continued.He said further that the Repub¬lican party is in favor of the aboii-tion of tax exempt security and pas¬sage of the Child tabor law.Do Not Favor League•‘The Republicans are not in favorof the league as it stands but are,nevertheless, pledged in the interestsof international peace.”Albert has established a reputationas a public speaker, and will, accord¬ing to members of the club, offergood argument in reply to yester¬day’s talk.Today the Democrats will holdsway on the campus when Mr. Albertspeaks. It is thought that he willdevote the most of his time in talk¬ing about state politics and particu¬larly condemning Small.Democratic leaders believe thatAlbert has a good chance to win theelection due to the hostility towardSmall. BULLETINRound trip railroad tickets toColumbus, Ohio, and return arestill on sale at the box office inthe student entrance to Star*field. They may he obtained atthis office before 2 this after¬noon. The railroad fare is $11.25with $6.00 for an upper and$7.50 for a lower berth.PRACTICE PEP SESSIONTO BE HELD BYW. A. A.W. A. A. will hold a “Jolly Up’-meeting tomorrow at 6 in the fieldwest of Ida Noyes hall. This willtake the form of a preliminary pepsession, and will help to acquaint theentering women who did not attendTorch with the University songs andcheers. “By creating a feeling offelowship,” said Margaret Brew, incharge of the affair, “we hope to in¬still in new students the real Chicagospirit.”Weinies and marshmallows will beroasted around a bonfire to be builtin the middle of the field. The meet¬ing will be over by 8, in time for theDeltho Freshman party.Tickets are on sale for twenty-fivecents by the following women: Doro¬thy Bock, Elizabeth Barrett, Mar¬garet Brew, Mary Davis, MazieEvans, Eleanor Fish, Edna Heald,Priscilla Taylor, and Eleanor West-berg.ACACIA PLEDGESAcacia anounces the pledgingof Rufus Poole, Aberdeen, S. D.;Herman Kleuver, Audubon, Iowa,and George Snider, Chicago. By Reese H. PriceWith the spirit of past victoriesalive in the air; with the knowledgeof past defats urging them on togreater accomplishment, Chicago’steam took their places on the plat¬form of Mandel hall last night tothe echoing roar of a thousandcheering voices.The active, permeating spirit ofChicago’s loyalty and encouragementfilled the great hall; it hurled itselfat you the moment you entered thedoor, surrounded you, and gatheredyou into the crowd as a comrade.The deep undertone of the men’svoices formed a pleasing backgroundfor the excited chatter of the wo¬men, and the sound of both blendedinto one whole tone of approval andcheering support.When the crimson tapestries drewback, ard disclosed the team sittingon the platform, every person in thehall burst into a long yell of appro¬bation, completely drowning out theband, which had been playing rightvaliantly to amuse the joyously im¬patient crowd. Coach Amos AlonzoStagg sat in the place of honor inthe center of the platform, andsmiled reminiscently as the. rever¬berating cheer held sway.After several sharp, real Chicagoyells, Cheerleader Kerr announcedthat Captain Gowdy had a few wordsto say in behalf of the team. AndGowdy, advancing to the accompani¬ment of a “Go, Chicago,” told theeager crowd in a few well chosensentences just how hard he and theteam were going to play to win thegame from Ohio. After him cameThomas. Pondlick, Abbott, Curley,Rolliston. who is to make his seasondeput Saturday; Caruso and Hen¬derson, al saying a few words ofpromise and determination.As the crisis of the meeting, CoachStagg was presented only to waitfor an innovation which eschoed andre-echoed throughout the hall. Ful¬filling the promise of that reminis¬cent smile, he talked simply and ef¬fectively of the past games ^ withOhio, of how they had beaten us ingames where we had been confidentof the outcome, and of how hard theyhad always fought evftti when webeat them decisively. Emphasizinfthe fact that we have a good team,and that we must give them our verybest support at Ohio, and at home,Coach Stagg closed with an expres¬sion of determination to bring homea victorious team. PROGRAM FOR DAYThe Columbus program for Sat¬urday, October 28, follows:1. Band escorts visitors to ElksClub.2. Breakfast and luncheon.3. Game begins 2 p. m. Leavecity for football field at 12:30.4. Parade from stadium to ElksClub.5. Banquet at club, 6:30.6. Dancing from 8:30 to 11:30.7. Chicago trains leave at11:59. .RELAY OHIO STATEPLAYS IN MANDE1W. A. A. Sponsors DuplicateGame at 2 TomorrowPlay by play of the Ohio Stategame will be relayed tomorrow at 2on the miniature football field to beerected on the stage of Mandel hall.Plays will be transmitted over a pri¬vate wire from Columbus and cor¬responding moves will be made byWeir Mallory on the board. SewardCovert will announce the plays.Between quarters and importantplays, cheers will be led by SewardCovert, head University cheerleader,and Ralph Martin and James Griffin,assistants. Between halves CecilSmith will accompany the singing ofcollege songs; other entertainmentwill be furnished by Donald McGin¬nis, Madalyn O’Shea, who will sing“O-Hi-O,” and Seward Covert, whowill give a reading, “The Bolo Bird.”Home-made candy will be on saleby W. A. A. members throughout thegame. All women wishing to donatecandy have beee requested to bringit either to Elizabeth Barrett inBeecher hall, or to Miss Dudley’s of¬fice by Saturday noon.Doors will be open at 1:40, withthe game beginning at 2. Ticketsmay be purchased at the door fortwenty-five sents. All women whoare to sell candy must report at 1:30. By Heilmann WeaverProbable LineupsChicago Ohio StateCunningham L.E. CunninghamHenderson L.T. NicholsPondelik L.G. KutlerGowdy (C) C. Young (C)Pakrass R.G. DreyerGoodman R.T. JenkinsBarnes R.E. GorrillBurgess orAbbott QB. CameronThomas L.H. HuntKernwein R.H. KleeMcCarty F.B.^ Karow orDeVoeSixty Piece BandAccompanies TeamSpectators at the Chicago-OhioState game Saturday will be afford¬ed the sight of the University bandwhen it goes through maneuvers ithas been practicing all week. The60 men who will make the trip toColumbus will be led by the newdrum major, W. A. Moor.At 9:15 tonight the men leave theEnglewood station to arrive at Co¬lumbus at 7 tomorrow morning. Alumnae Loan LibraryChanges HeadquartersHeadquarters of the Alumnae LoanLibrary have been changed fromHarper E131 to the third floor ofClassics building, it was announcedyesterday by Rachel eBiser, head li¬brarian. The change was necessi¬tated because of lack of space in Har¬per. At the present time Social Sci¬ence and Political Science studentsare usjng all available quarters forconfei'ences, and, after a short meet¬ing it was decided to move the li¬brary to the Classics building.All books in the Alumnae Loan Li¬brary may be taken from the newheadquarters after today and allbooks already out should be returnedto the new office, Hiss Beister stated.OFFICIAL NOTICEAll women who are planning toattend the Ohio State game atColumbus tomorrow are requestedto meet in Cobb 10-A at noon to¬day.Martha Leutsker,Chairman Following an afternoon of stiff de¬fensive drill, in preparation for thetrick plays which the Ohio Statementor is expected to trot outagainst the Maroons, the Universityof Chicago football squad left forColumbus at 10:15 last night.Today the Staggmen will try alight workout on the turf at the OhioStadium, after which they will beready to tackle the Wilcemen ontheir own territory in a game whichhas a strong bearing on the prospectsof both teams for the conferencetitle. The loser of this tilt will bedefinitely out of the running. Thewinner will have Illinois to face.Neither eleven has lost a Big Tenbattle yet. And the strugle tomor¬row will be a rubber affair. Sincethe first game between the twoschools four years ago, they have di¬vided honors. Ohio won the first twoin 1920 and 1921, by scores of 7-6and 7-0, respectively. The followingpair of battles went to the Maroons,14-9 and 17-3. This time it will beto see which gets the balance in herfavor.The kickoff will occur at 2:30.standard Eastern time, which is 1:30in Chicago.The well-known dope favors Chi¬cago by some degrees. In experi¬ence, in weight, and in apparentproweSvS, the Maroon machine has theedge on the Buckeyes. The entireOhio State team averages about 177pounds, while the local aggregationstrikes a figure close to 185. In thematter of forward wall, the balanceis all in favor of Stagg’s men, and al¬though the Ohio backfield is notedfor a certain amount of speed andtrickiness, the Thomas-Kernwein-McCarty combination is going to behard to overlook.In the Ohio camp, no undueamount of confidence reigns. Fol¬lowers of the Buckeye squad them¬selves are asserting that their favor¬ites haven’t much of a chance. How¬ever, this induces no super-egoismin the ranks of the Maroons. Theyare cautious in practice, and drill,drill, drill has been their motto allthrough the week. The passing sys¬tem at Columbus has been analyzedas thoroughly as “Fritz” Crisler, whoscouted the Buckeyes, could do it.* * ♦By John G. GreenSports Editor, O. S. U. LanternCOLUMBUS, O., Oct. 24.—Aftera week of hard practice sessionsCoach John W. Wilce’s Ohio Stategridders are prepared to tangle cleatswith Coach Stagg’s Chicago elevenon the Stadium gridiron here Satur¬day.Although the Maroons are con¬ceded to have the advantage in bothweight and experience, the Buckeye^will enter the fray in a fighting moodand will put forth their best efforts(Continued on page 3)Page Twoglftg gaily maroonThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Sunday andMonday during the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters by The Daily MaroonCompany.Entered as second class mail at the Chi¬cago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March13. 1906, under the act of March 3, 1873.Offices Ellis 1Telephones:Editorial Office Midway G800Business Office Fairfax 5522Member ofThe Western Conference Press AssociationEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTW. L. River Managing EditorAllen Heald News EditorMilton Kauffman News EditorVictor Wisner News EditorHeileman Weaver Sports EditorAbner H. 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Dudley Emmerson.FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1924 THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1924granted them, *nr she politely butinsistently demanded that the fam¬ily be put into different closets inorder that they might have betterventilation.| Classifiied AdsSTUDENTSPortables 10 day free trial.Make good use of your leisure mo¬ments; they are sands of preciousgold; rent an Underwood from themanufacturer at less than 10 cents perday; practice at home.Underwood Typewriter Co.,37 S. Wabash Ave. Randolph 4680FOR RENT—Single room for stu¬dent. Newly decorated; reasonable.)5559 University, Apt. 1. Just off cam-1pus.LOST—Saturday, Airdale dog, sixmonths old; liberal reward for return.H. P. 2505.FOR SALE—Corona, very reason¬ably. See Marietta Stevenson at 5824Woodlawn Ave. Telephone Midway0800, Local 27.LOST—Tortoise shell spectacles,black case, between Cobb hall andWoodlawn Ave. at 55th, Monday p.m. Finder return to Cobb 104.LOST—At Indiana game, smallbar pin, with initials B. T. Reward. |Box O, Fac. Ex.FOR RENT—Large front very wellfurnished room, adj. to bath; steam;electric. $8 week, for 2. 5402 In-gleside, 2nd Apt.DOUBLE and single room; lighthousekeeping or sleeping. Reason¬able. Call Dor. 5351.NEWLY decorated -well furnishedroom, singly or in suite; home priv¬ileges; very reasonable. 5477 Kim-bark Ave. Hendon.WANTED—Two tickets for Illi¬nois game; compensation for trouble.Call Kenwood 6990, between 6 and 7p. m.Prof. Nelson MakesThe Whistle—Elated“I feel quite honored,” said Prof.B. G. Nelson to a class in advancedpublic speaking yesterday when hewas notified by a student that hisname had appeared in the Thursdayissue of the Whistle. “In fact, Ican truthfully say that my life hasnot been wasted, for I have madethe Line, been the subject of an edi¬torial, in a downtown paper, and now—now I have made the Whistle,” hecontinued.In explainng how he made theLine, Prof. Nelson gave the follow¬ing facts: “Several years ago,” hesaid, “a wealthy society woman andher family were held up in their ownhome. They were shoved into acloset and the door locked behindthem. The woman in the case beggedthe robber for a few words. He r!iThe Slickest Coaton the Campus!iPtUfoiNo well dressed college man iswithout one. It’s the original,correct slicker and there’s noth¬ing as smart or sensible for roughweather and chilly days.Made of famous v*Ilcw waterproofetlcd fabric. Has all*’round strap oncollar and elastic at wrist-bands.Clasp-closing styleButton-dosing styleStamp the correct name in yourmemoir, and buy no other. The“Standard Student” is made onlyby the Standard Oiled Clothing Co^New York. Slip one on atAll Good DealersSUBSCRIBE TOTHU. DAILY MAROONSpeaking ofFootball —WE WANT toHELP youENTERTAIN thoseOUT-of-town,FOOTBALL guestsOF yours.WE WANT themTO ENJOY every minuteOF THEIR stayAND WHEN they leaveTO go awayBOOSTING ChicagoAND telling everyoneTHEY meetJUST WHAT a greatTIME they had.WITH entertainmentGALORE andNOT ONE dull momentDURING their visit—THAT is whyWE recommend theCHICAGO Beach Hotel,CHICAGO’S greatest hotelFOR theirSTOPPING placeWHILE they areIN THE cityIT IS mighty handyTO STAGG Field.AND tooYOU CAN’T affordTO HAVE them missTHE BIG danceIN thePEACOCK RoomTHE NIGHT ofTHE gameChicagoBeach HotelHyde P ?va~don the LakePhone Hyde Park 4000A. G. PULVER, Gen. Mgr. mmmmemmmmmmmrimmmmmmMARSHMLEHD&OOMIWJYs nhe STORE for MEN gc4 Separate Store in a Separate ‘BuildingIMPORTANT SPECIAL-Men’s FineHose, 85cSilk-and-JVool and Clocked Silk anOut-of-the-Ordinary ‘ValueTHE Silk-and-Wool Hose are full-fashioned, soft and smooth, and ofvery fine texture. They are available ina variety of agreeable heather mixtures.Suitable for wear with either high orlow shoes.The silk Hose are of heavy weight,with cotton tops, heels, and toes torender them extra durable. The colorsare sand, gray, navy blue, black, andcordovan. Neat, attractive clockings.It will be wise to buy several pairsat this unusually low price.FIRST FLOORATHLETES MUSTKEEP IN CONDITIONTo the football player-to any athlete-oneof the most appealing features of hisfavorite sport is the shower and rub-downthat follows the exercise. One three-letterlad said he’d play on the croquet team ifhe could get in condition and they’d prom¬ise him his Mifflin massage after eachgarnet One man likes baseball—anothergolf—a third tennis—but ALL agree onthe delights of a Mifflin Alkohol rub-downafter exercise of any sort.Fine to soften the beard, before shaving;to cool and soothe the skin, AFTER shaving.Splendid relief for tired, aching feet; greatfor sunburn; an efficient antiseptic andgermicide.Mifflin Alkohol is denatured by a formulawhich actually improves it for external use.College teams and many other athleticorganizations use Mifflin Alkohol regu¬larly. Be sure YOU get MIFFLIN—in thehandy-grip one-pint bottles as illustrated.Mifflin Chemical CorporationPHILADELPHIA, PA.Soles Agents: Harold F. Ritchie ft Co., Inc.171 Muduon Ave., New YorkTor. Wo Sydney WellingtonMIFFLINALKOHOLthe external tonicAT ALL GOOD DRUG STORES CHICAGO ETHICAL SOCIETYA non-sectarian religions society to fosterthe knowledge, love and practice of theright.THE PLAYHOUSE410 S. Michigan Ave.SUNDAY. OCT. 26th, at 11 A. II.MBt. HORACE J. BRIDGESWill Speak onMr. Shaw's Conception of St. John of Arc.All seats free. Visitors cordially welcome FIRST BAPTIST CHURCHMrth St., Bet. Drexel BlviL and Ellis Ave.Dr. Perry J. Stackhouse, Minister11 A. M. "The Immortality of Influence”k P. M. Musical Service: “Birth andHistory of Great Hymns"Students InvitedEleanor H. Twiss, SecretaryYou Are Cordially Invitedto Attend theDoodle Doo Doo NiteFriday, Oct. 24PRIZES — FAVORS — SOUVENIRSEntertainments Featuring“Nubs Allen”—Chicago’s Radio Star SongstressNed Miller—World’s Youngest Song WriterBob Allen—Composer of “Hail Chicago”Bert White—“Dixie’s Favorite Son” in song of theSouthland.Mel Stitzel— At the Piano—Composer of“The Doodle Doo Doo”LOUIS SARLI’S ORCHESTRA“A Masterpiece of Dance Music Creation”TheGolden Lily‘South Side’s Bast Liked Cafe"309 E. Garfield Bled,at the“L”SUBSCRIBE TO THE MAROON Men Who Have PrideIn Their Clothes—In this country style is the possessionof every man who cares enough toseek it.To dress well is to set pride in yourclothes above any mere price appeal.Included in our importations are manynew designs — beautiful and striking.LEAROYD WORSTEDSBANNOCKBURNSCHEVIOTSIRISH AND HARRIS TWEEDSBURBERRY’S AND MAY’S READY-TO-WEAROVERCOATSIAnd for the time when the Social Af¬fairs make their demands on you —are you prepared with Jerrems Even¬ing Clothes?FORMAL BUSINESSAND SPORT CLOTHES324 S. Michigan Ave.7 N. La Salle St 71 E. Monroe St.CHICAGO/ 1THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1924 Page ThreeSCHOOL GIVES TEAMROUSING SEND OFF;MANY GO TO OHIO(Continued from page 1)to carry out the slogan of the stu¬dent body, “Crush Chicago.”Fear MaroonsGrant Ward, Ohio State scout andline coach, who watched the Stagg-men defeat Brown and Indiana, de¬clared that Chicago should defeat themen of Wilce by at least a 20-0score. Ward, however, is known forhis pessimism in regard to the localeleven’s chances on the gridiron andthe Buckeyes’ spirit is not muchThe Lucille Beauty ShoppeIs Now Catering to the Patronage ofThe University Women By OfferingLuring October anil November a NestleI.annil Permanent Wave for$126829 Stony Island Ave. Dor. 3197 dampened by his prediction.Nevertheless they realize that inthe Maroons they will have a topghopponent and Kave rehearsed faith¬fully, attempting to perfect an of¬fense which will baffle the visitorsand which will he capable of pene¬trating the husky Maroon forwardwall. As to defense, the Scarlet andGray has improved greatly over last year and should be able to preventthe eleven from the Widdy City fromdoing as much damage as it did to theBrown and Indiana teams.Uneup IndefiniteAs to Coach Wilce’s selections tostart the game In the backfield noth¬ing definite can be said. All thisTeresa Dolan DancingSchool1208 E. 63rd St (Nr. Woodlawn)Beginners’ Classes every eve. 8:1510 Lessons for $5.00. Single les¬son. 75 cents.Private Lessons, day or eve.Tel. Hyde Park 3080.THE ONLY SIGHT - READINGcdt’RSE FOR TENOR BANJOGet a guitar, mandolin or banjoukulele free with one term of le**on«.Wilson School of MusicHyde Park 2885• - • 'ROGERS — KENNEDY SHOPPHONE MIDWAY 3081 1120 East 55th StreetMarcelling ManicuringShampooing- - - Get Up Late On Sunday?Then you’ll want a fairly late dinner, and you ought toknow our Sunday scheduleSUNDAY DINNER $1.00Served Continuously from 12:30 to 8:00 P. M.SPECIAL SUNDAY SUPPER 65cServed from 5:30 to 8:00 P. M.THE GARGOYLE5706 Dorchester Ave.Why not motor to ColumbusOhio and see the ChicagoOhio GameRENT-A-CAR\Drive It YourselfA very convenient service for week end trips and forsocial needs throuehout the week.J & L DRIVE IT YOURSELF SYSTEM611S-28 Cottage Grove Ave.Hvde Park 4111-4181A Clothes Shop You’ll LikeMany of the best dressed Uni¬versity men buy their clothes atthe Herman, Mandis BoginShop. For they have learned thathere for $45 to $75 they can buyclothes which “match up” withthose for which a good tailormust charge $100 or more.All we ask is an opportunity ofshowing you ju3t how true this is.Will you come in?r.luatratrd—a popular UniversityModel, tailored "aort" for comfort$55Suits . . •Overcoats .Dinner Suits. $45 to $ 75$45 to $110$67.50 to $ 80Herman, Mandis Bogin Co.entire Fifth Floor—28 E. Jackson BoulavardCorner Jackson and Wabash — CHICAGOPeople always tea]your hair Jin/Don’t let unkempt hairspoil your whole appearance!TVTO matter how carefully youXU are dressed—you cannot lookyour best if your hair is straggly,unkempt.Today well-dressed men, in col¬lege and in business, have found justwhat they need to keep their hairin place—Stacomb. This delicate,invisible cream will keep the mostunruly hair in place all day long.T> PPE In jars and tubes, at your collegedrug store. Apply a little Stacombtomorrow morning, and look yourbest a!! daylSiawniS'KEEPS THB HAIR IN PLACK THE EPISCOPAL CHURCHThe Rev. Charles L. StreetChaplain to the Episcopal Students at the University of Chicago5650 Dorchester Ave. Tel. Fairfax 7988SUNDAY SERVICESChrist Church64th St., at Wood!"wn Ave.The Rev. H. J. Buckingham.Sunday:Holy Communion, 7:30.Morning Service, 11 a. m.Young peoples Club and sup¬per, 5:30. vEvensong, 7:45.Church of the Redeemer56th St., at Blackstone Ave.The Rev. John Henry Hopkins,Sunday, 8 a. m., 9:15 a. m., 11a. m., 7:3Q p. m.Three services each week day.Church always open for privatedevotions. St. Paul’s Church50th St., at Dorchester Ave.The Rev. George H. Thomas,'Sunday Services, 8, 9:30, 3 0(Sunday School).11:00 a. m. and 5:00 p. m.The St. Mark’s SocietyThe St. Mark’s Society is theorganization of the Episcopalstudents at the University. Epis¬copalians and others interestedare invited to its meetings. TheEpiscopal Chaplain will be gladto see at any time any studentsto whom he can be of service.STOWER’SCOLLEGE COATSSNAPPY. SERVICEABLE WATERPROOFSdlt the go with College menSport Coats(YELLOW OR olive;^9rw#s8>AJ TOWER 00.BOSTONa iyi a e 6 a«a*See these Slickers At:WOODWORTH’S BOOK STOREAll Student’s Supplies 1311 E. 57th St. THE FROLIC THEATRE!DRUG STORECigarettes — Fountain ServingCor. Ellis Ave. and 55th St.Adjacent to Frolic TheatreTel. H. Park 0761 } Real Syncopationii Husk” O’HarePhone Harrison 0103Delicious Sandwiches, HotCoffee and Chocolate withWhipped CreamGOODRICH POPCORNSHOP1369 E. 57th St.Many Prepare Food to SellWe Prepare It To Eatand sell it to those who want it. BEAT OHIOOnr Walter* SingOur Coak Dance*Our Artist Will Paint Tear PictureKING OLIVER’S BANDWorld's Greatest Colored Dance BaudOKcfth Rerord Maker*THE HOME OF NEW IDEASThe Studio room now openFor Student Parties—FreeRent to Student PartiesCfor Young MenThere is nothing like aSTETSONST young men todayknow the importance oflooking fit. Good ap¬pearance counts muchin the game of life. The youngman who dresses with taste hasa decided advantage.But—-it is surprising how littlethought the average man givesto his hat. It is his crown, yet heseems to stop dressing at the neck.Be careful in your selection ofyour headwear. When you buy ahat, select a Stetson. Its style isright, its quality means long wear. JSXJfl'BlTlOWlofCto TyresHATS HABERDASHERYSHOES ATDEL PRADOHOTELMonday and TuesdayOct 27th and 28thGeo. O’Donald, Rep.Fifth Avenue at 46th StNEW YORKPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1924DIZZY THINKS THIS IS ASONNET, REXALittle Willie WilsonWas the Klassy Kolege Kid;When Willie came to college,He was very widely bid.But lanky Larry OlsonWas just a trifle wet;And didn’t quite make the grade,Among the higher set.Altho you don’t expect itWillie Wilson rose to fame;While Larry never did a thingBut always stayed the same.Dizzy.RISKY STORIES OF COLLEGELIFEUndaunted by the flood of appealsfrom terrified and conscience-strick¬en students the Whistle is goingthrough with its sensational expos¬ures.Scandal No. 2—Awful Happeningsin HarperLydia Pinkley Ham was sittingalone and unprotected in the librarythe other day—reading the editorialsin the Maroon and laughing to her¬self in the free unaffected mannerof young girlhood. Sudenly, ashadow was cast before her, and awicked fellow from her history classaccosted her.“Pardon me,” he muttered slyly,“but may I borrow your ReadingManual?”“Certainly,” replied the poor girl,after a few’ moments of thought.—A short time after this shegraduated, and to this day nobodyhas ever found out what became ofher.Terrible Turk.OF COURSE, JERRY IS A Y. M. C.A. S. A. E.“Jerry” Smithe was sort of setback the other day when a studentcame around to borrow a copy ofthe Bible. Jerry sort of hesitated amoment and then said, “Well-1, yes,I’ve heard of it, but can you tell mewho the author is?”C. R. D.THAT’S A FAIR QUESTION, AL¬BEIT AN ANCIENT ONEI wish that this box wasn’t lab¬eled wise cracks, because I want toknow whether the Circle purports tobe serious or is just unconsciouslyhumorous. It worries me.Tall Corn.REVA POEM CONTEST NO. 2Shelves are needed in a locker,Hooks are needed even more,But what is needed most of all,Is to have a locker door.Mushmouth.Dean (to student entering office);"tlave you arranged for a date withmy secretary?Student; “I was going to, but gotcold feet”E. A. S.Drop around to the office; we havesome better baby tags which we willclose out at a sacrifice.(Note to Printer—Try not to forgetthe word tag here.)So far we haven’t accepted anyoffers to drive to Columbus.Apply Maroon Office,CUTHY WRITESOct., third week.Dear Folkses,Well, I guess you was beginning tothink I was dead or something, andmaybe Ma thought she was going toget a chance to wear that black dressagain which she bought for UncleBill’s funeral. The point is this, thatnow the frats are done rushing methe girls are starting the most per¬sistent (good word, eh?), being PollySigh and Rexa, who are always writ¬ing to me. Well, Pa, I sure am liv¬ing up to the family name of beinga good sport. I was in a game theycall poker the other night and eventhough I was losing I didn’t quit.Which reminds me, Pa, any time youget a chance please forward a littlemoney so T can get your watch whichI borrowed last time I was home outof pawn. No doubt you are proudto have a son who is so collegiate andcareless with money, it being onlyfilthy lucre after all. I haven't seen my favorite girl for som*‘ time, every and I’ll explain them.time I call up she being out, accord¬ing to her room mate. She suredoes travel a lot. If you get any let¬ters from the U soon let me know Hoping to hear fron' you soon, Ipersist,Cuthy.All-in.Answers to Your Questionsabout words, people, and places. You will find just the sourceof helpful working information you need in the 106,000entries inWEBSTER’S COLLEGIATEThe ‘Sest oAbridged "Dictionary—Teased. UponWEBSTER’S NEW INTERNATIONALWhat is the meaning of aviette, bakelite psorosis? 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