VI i 1; .'24Subscribe to the Maroon NOW!!BE ABOOSTERSUBSCRIBE TOTHE MAROON Whe Batlp jHaroon BE ABOOSTERSUBSCRIBE TOTHE MAROONVol. 24 No. 14 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 17, 1924 Price 5 CentsDRAMATIC CLUBPICKS OFFICERS,NEW MEMBERSMari Bachrach Is PresidentO’Hara AddressesGatheringMari Bachrach was elected presi¬dent of the Dramatic Associationyesterday at the year’s first meeting.Frank H. O’Hara gave a short talkon the purposes and aims of the so¬ciety. He expressed the hope thatthe new year will mark a change inthe position the association holds onthe campus. “It is my hope,” hesaid, “that the society use plays ofa popular and literary appeal andthrough it further th.e cause of a bet¬ter use of the English language.”At the meeting fifteen new mem¬bers were elected and the associatemembership was increased by the ad¬dition of twenty-four on the recom¬mendation of various members.Thos» chosen were honored in recog¬nition of the services they had ren¬dered the club. Next an election ofa new president to fill the vacancyleft by the resignation of LucileHoerr was called.Parker, Bachrach NominatedJames Parker and Mari Bachrach,acting president, were nominatedand after the vote was ta||en it stoodeleven to six in favor of Miss Bach¬rach. Archie Trebow was electedvice president and Margaret Josephrecording secretary. The member atlarge to the Dramatic council, thecontroling body of alj dramatic in¬terests, including the Gargoyles, wasDan Rich.Future meetings of the society willbe in the studio of the Tower whichis to be a workshop and assemblyroom combined. Mr. OHara told theclub that the Reynolds club stagewould also be available for rehears¬als. A resolution was passed to theeffect that the club is endeavoringto show the whole University that itis sincere in its efforts to give thebest it has to the betterment of dra¬matic interest on the campus. Theclub’s policy will be a program ofreconstruction, though this is not tocome as a violent revolution. Touchball OpensFirst OrganizedIntramural YearY. W. GIVES TEA FORSOCIAL SERVICEWORKERSY. W. C. A. wil in augerate theyear’s work of the social service com¬mittee with a tea to be held todayfrom 3:30 to 5 in the Y. W. roomsof Ida Noyes hall. Each year it hasbeen the custom to have a tea in or¬der to acquaint the new women withone another, with the secial servicecommittee of Y. W. C. A., and withthe women who are in charge of eachsettlement. The affair is also in¬tended to aid in presenting moredefinitely the purpose of the workdone, and the way in which it is car¬ried out.Women who signed the social serv¬ice cards in chapel, and who havenot yet signed in the Y. W. C. A.office have been requested to com¬plete the record before the tea. Whenthey sign, a more individual accountof the work will be presented to themby members of the committee.Upperclass women, those who havedone social work before as well asnovices, are urged by Elsa Dahl,chairman of the social service com¬mittee, to attend the tea and sign up,for work, and she also adds that anyunderclassmen who failed to sign theblanks distributed in chapel are wel¬come at the affair.The social service conimittee pf Y.W. sends women to eight various set¬tlements and inStituions, in order tohelp entertain people of all ages, andin order to teach some handicraft tochildren of poorer parents. There isan piipsual. opportunity for educationin this aprt of work, and for self im¬provement^ aCordlng to Miss Dahl. /' Rules governing the intramuraltouchball tournament which willstart Oct. 27, with competition be¬tween fraternities and non-Greekorganizations, were mailed to all rep¬resentatives of the competitors yes¬terday. The rules include the regu¬lations on eligibility and on conductof each game.Entries will close definitely onThursday, Oct. 23, at noon. Playwill probably commence the follow¬ing Monday. Schedule of games willbe given to each team upon receiptof the entry.The intramural banquet is set fornext Tuesday at 6 oclock in Hutch¬inson commons. All organizationsare asked to select their delegates intime'for them to be present at thisdinner.As a means of attracting men whoare not associated with any organiza¬tion wishing to compete in the intra¬mural sports, posters will be distrib¬uted over the campus. Such men areasked to sign their names on thesigns and the Commission will assignthem to teams.Practice footballs are being fur¬nished by the Intramural departmentwith a deposit of $2. They may beobtained from Mr. McCarthy in thelocker room on the first floor of Bart¬lett gymnasium. The deposit will berefunded on the return of the foot¬ball. Footballs for the games willbe furnished free. Referees will beresponsible for their return.The rules regarding eligibility pro¬vide that every one except Varsityand Freshmen football men are eligi¬ble for competition. DELTHO GIVES FIRSTPARTY TO FRESHMENIn continuation of the plans for¬mulated by Deltho club for enter¬taining all Freshmen women, a Hal¬lowe’en party, the first of three largeaffairs to be given by the club, willbe held next Friday from 8 to 12 inthe gymnasium of Ida Noyes hall,j Faculty sponsors and a memberfrom each of the other clubs on cam-1 pus will be present at this affair,I which is the first to be made under| the new Deltho plan. / Entertainingof all freshmen will be continued forI five months under the unit system,j whereby the freshmen women willI meet four club representatives and afaculty sponsor in a series of parties,entertaining and eaducational tripsand social occasions.The plan is to acquaint freshmenwomen with the city, the Universityand the possibilities of the campus. CHAPEL WILL BESCENE OF STRAWVOTE ON CAMPUS ENGAGE KIRK’S FORKAPPA SIG OPENERMulvihill, Albert and SwirenAre Party ManagersOn CampusACTIVITY LEADERSSPEAK TO FROSHNew Men to Meet “CampusHeroes’’ at Y. Banquet I. CoolidgeDavisI.aFolletteII. Voter?II. (a) Voter?Non-Voter?(b) Man?Woman? Jack Kirk’s orchestra has been en¬gaged to play for the open house teato be given by Kappa Sigma todayfrom 4 to 6. The time was first an¬nounced from 3:30 to 5:30, but it isbelieved that the change will allowmore people to attend the tea.Tea and refreshments are to beserved, and Mrs. Gillespie will act ashostess. Every student and facultymember in the University is invitedto attend the tea and dance, and toinspect the new home of the frater¬nity.This all-University tea marks theformal opening of the new’ house, re¬cently purchased from Mr. A. J. Ma¬son.Large Staff BeginsCap and GownWorkThe Cap and Gown staff began workin earnest Wednesday with a meetingof the editors and assistants. Thirty-seven first year men were out for theeditorial department, while twentyanswered the call for business staffpositions. This year’s book has beensubdivided into ten sections, each sec¬tion having an associate editor incharge of a number of freshmen.The engravings are to be made bythe Standard Engraving Company, of¬ficial engravers for the last few years.This company is known throughoutthe city for its high clas w’ork and al¬though their prices are somewhat high¬er than other concerns the superiorityof material turned out merits award¬ing the contract to them. “Matty”Mathison, their capable representative,has consented to lend technical as wellas other assistance.De Haven has again been selected asthe photographer. Their new studiois located in the Mailers building, andis one of the most beautiful and com¬pletely equipped in the country. Ithas been especially designed to accom¬modate the complicated work of schooland college annuals. The plan of hav¬ing members of fraternities and otherorganizations go individually to thephotographers and then assemble theseparate pictures in composite to pro¬duce a unified group promises to beunique as well as practical. Heads of all student organizationswill speak on the activities they rep¬resent, at the Y. M. C. A. banquetfor freshmen tonight at 6:15 in theHutchinson cafe. They will explainwhat each organization is, as well asjts purpose and former accomplish¬ments, so that first year men willtake an interest and an active partin their functions. Working withsuch groups will help freshmen toassimilate and to become a part ofthe University.John Merriam, of the Honor Com¬mission; Howard Amick, of the Rey¬nolds club; Don Irwin, representingthe Black Friars; and Ralph Martin,for the Y. M. C. A., will speak inaddition to the list announced pre¬viously in which are included: LesRiver, managing editor of The DailyMaroon; Charles Anderson, Cap andoGwn; Jack Oppenheim, Circle; Ken¬neth Laird, president of the Under¬graduate council, and FranklinGowdy, captain of the football team;Joseph Mektoen will preside as toastmaster.Music for the affair will be fur-njshed throughout the meal, a malequartette and Bill Hahn’s orchestra.“This orchestra, which will play dur¬ing the dinner hour, is sufficient initself to insure the success of thebanquet,’’ said Mr. Gerald Smith, ofthe Y. M. C. A.This banquet has always been abig affair for the freshmen and anexcellent help in getting their effortsdirected aright. Formerly it wasgiven in a series of luncheons butthe 12:30 class halted it. Above is a facsimile of the ballotthat will be distributed by The DailyMaroon next week in chapel.The straw ballot will be started onMonday at Freshman chapel. Otherclasses will vote on their respectivechapel dates, and provision for the•graduate and professional schoolswill be made later.Usher* Distribute BallotsThe ballots, which will be printed,will be given out by the ushers. Stu¬dents will fill them out in chapel anddeposit them in boxes at the exits asthey leave. Three judges will countthem at the end of the week.In direct connection with this, thePolitical Science club is endeavoringto obtain prominent politicians tospeak on the campus. Zona Gale,prominent LaFollette supporter,looms up as a possibility.Others Will SpeakIt is not known as yet who will bethe other speakers.Just preceding the official election,three undergraduates will give talks,and at that time a general discussionwill be allowed.Mulvihill, Albert and Swiren arethe campus managers for the Repub¬lican, Democratic and Independentparties, in connection with the Poli¬tical Science club.Y. W. GIVES DINNERFOR 100 MEMBERSOF FINANCE TEAMS Twenty Women ToBe InitiatedW. A. A.Hold Indiana MixerAt Reynolds ClubAfter the Chicago-Indiana gamean all-University open house will beheld at the Reynolds club. WilliamHahn’s orchestra will furnish themusic for the dance, from 4 to 6.Refreshments of doughnuts and cof¬fee will be served during the courseof the afternoon. All student* arecordially urged to attend this secondmixer, which is sponsored by theScore club and Sign of the Sickle. The annual Y. W. C. A. financedrive under the direction of GladysWalker, chairman of the finance com¬mittee, will start with a dinner onMonday, October 20, at 5:30, in thesun-parlor of Ida Noyes hall.Mary Davis is in charge of ar¬rangements for the evening. SavillaMillis, last year’s president of Y. W.C. A., will explain to the campaign¬ers the purpose of the drive. Onehundred women, divided into teamsof ten, will obtain the required num¬ber of pledges of support. The drivewill continue throughout next week.Mrs. Mallory, chairman of the advis¬ory board, will be the guest of theevening. Entertainment at the din¬ner will consist of a stunt given bynine girls, portraying the difficultiesencountered in carrying on such adrive. They will also show the cor¬rect way to obtain pledges of sup¬port. - *■."* ; - W. A. A. will initiate twenty wo¬men at Hallowe’en banquet to beheld Wednesday, October 22, at 6 inthe sun-parlor of Ida Noyes hall.After the banquet membership pinswill be presented to the initiates byElizabeth Barrett, president of theorganization.In order to qualify for member¬ship, women must earn one hundredpoints, only fifty of which must begained by participation in athletics.The others may be won by committeework or perfect attendance at gym¬nasium classes. Those who wish maywin points by helping prepare themeal, under the direction of MarionWooley, dinner chairmans , j-Gertrude Wright is geier#l chair¬man of the affair, and tn$ Hallowe'endecorations of witches and goblinswill be arranged by Mary Wright.Tickets may be purchased from mem-mers of W. A. A. SYMPHONY SEASONOPENS IN MANDEL SEARCH FOR MANWHO IS ABLE TOPUNT CONTINUESClark Picking Up; IndianaSupporters Confidentof VictorySpecial Rates OfferedTo SeasonFive Mile Hike ToBe Led by W. A. A.W. A. A. will conduet a five-milehike to the South Shore club tomor¬row morning. The women will startat 9 from Ida Noyes hall and hikealong South Short Drive, returningto the campus at 12.All women who go on the hike willreceive five points towards W. A. A.membership. Everyone interested inhiking or in joining W. A. A. hasbeen invited, and is requested to signher name on the poster in Ida Noyeshall. Mary Davis will lead the hike. University orchestral associationwill open its annual concert seasonwith the first of eleven weekly en¬tertainments Tuesday, Oct. 21, at4:15, in Mandel hall. The Chicag^Symphony Orchestra, with FrederickStock conducting, will present eightprograms, while the remaining threewill be recitals given by RudolphReuter, pianist; Margaret Matzen-auer,, contralto, and Emil Telmanyi,violinist.This week-s program is varied,with the outstanding number, per¬haps, a symphonic poem of Gliere’s,“The Sirens.” The selection repro¬duces the story of the sirens, fabul¬ously beautiful maidens who livedupon an enchanted isle in the middleof the sea, and by their marveloussinging led sailors on to destruction.Gliere has made effective use ofmuted strings to produce his atmos¬phere, with the voices of the Sirensrepresented by violas and clarinet.The music rushes into a frenzied cli¬max, ending with the grinding of thefatal hulls on the rocks, and thework is concluded with an almostethereal strain of sorrow over thelost men.Introduce Organ SoloGlazonouw’s Overture “Carnaval”is unusual in the fact that some im¬portant solo work is given to the lit¬tle-used English horn. The piece isbriliant and showy, with an organsolo in the second movement. CesarFranck’s “Symphony in D Minor,”in three movements, which holdssome sonorous full orchestra effects,will also be given.The program will be concluded bytwo selections from the rather heavywork of Richard Wagner, Siegfreid’sRhine Journey from “Die Gotterdam-merung,” and the Macchanale front“Tannhauser.” While these are notamong his best-known compositions,they are typical of Wagner’s workin their intensity and feeling.OPENINGS IN BANKINGPROFESSION SUBJECTOF C AND A LECTURE“Training Needed for the BankingProfession” will be the subject of anaddress by Mr. Sterling B. Craemeron Monday, Oct. 20. at 4:30, in theC. and A. building, Room 105. Thisis the third of a series of lecturessponsored by the Student Associationof the School of Commerce and Ad¬ministration.Mr. Craemer is vice president ofthe Illinois Merchants’ Trust Co., andan authority in his line. Some of thequestions he will attempt to answerin his talk are these:1. Shall a man entering the busi¬ness start in a small or large bank?2. In what department of the bankcan a beginner learn the most aboutbanking principles?8. What courses of study fit onebest to enter the hanking profession?4. What opportunities are open toa man entering the banking profes¬sion? Still lookinug for a punter who canget the ball away in a hurry andmake distance besides, Coach A. A.Stagg last night institued a puntingduel as a part of the stiff practice,which the Maroons are receiving intheir double preparation for Indiananext Saturday and the O. S. U. grid-ders the week following.The same men as tried the bootingjob Wednesday evening were on thejob and were sent into the scrim¬mage at various times during theplay. Thomas, Caruso, Bill Clark,Macklind, Abbot, and Barto were themen selected to try the toework.Clark Back in FormBill Clark, who was the shininglight as a kicker on last year’s fresh¬man team, has not been doing so wellthis fall. But last night those onthe sidelines obtained a glimpse ofhis old form, when he went to boot¬ing the oval fifty and fifty-five yardsagainst the wind. In his improve¬ment keeps up, and he punts consis¬tently it may be that the “Old Man”will use him against the HoosiersSaturday. Never before have theMaroons been so hard up for a punt¬er.Chicago will have to drill in theart of breaking up passes for thenext game, and especially for theOhio game.No CincK ExpectedThe Staggmen will not ha’"} aneasy time of it Saturday. Louisiana,victors in last week’s battle with In¬diana, are one of the classiest teamsin the south this year. And Indianalost that game by the same route thataided in Chicago’s defeat at thehands of Missouri, namely, careless¬ness.Ingram has a system similar in itsworkings, to that used at Cornell.And it is in the art of solving east¬ern types of football tactics thatStagg shines. So the dopesters maychalk up this point as an additionalmark in favor of the Maroons. ButIngram says his Hoosiers are 50 percent stronger than they were lastyear.Two Sets of BacksThe Bloomington1 team has twosets of backs which they can use, onealmost as effective as the other.Marks at left half, and Lorber atquarter divide the ball-transportingduties with Sloat, fullback. The firsttwo are both triple threat men, whileSloat is a dangerous accurate kicker,not having missed one of his at¬tempts at field goals this season.Stevens, a substitute back, is an¬other triple threat man who can stepinto any vacancy with confidence.One of his teammates on the side¬lines is Salmi, who is considered asgood a second stringer as Indianahas.SELL 1500 COPIESOF NEW CIRCLE INYESTERDAY’S DRIVEThe sales drive for The Circle hasresulted in the sale of over fifteenhundred copies in les than twelvehours, a record breaking occurrencein the annals of the paper.The student body seemed moreanxious than ever before to see thecampus literary journal acclaimed tobe “collegiate as the devil” in thewords of the Circle advertisers.“We wish to thank our saleswom¬en,” said Seward Covert, circulationmanager of the magazine, “for theircommendable work in selling the en¬tire printing of our first issue in thefirst day of its appearance on thecampus. We hope that it has ful¬filled the expectations of the studentbody in being ultra-collegiate andhope to make our Circle better andi 1 better as the months go by.”THE STORE FOR MENe/t Separate Store in a Separate BuildingUNUSUAL SPECIAL OFFERINGSmart OxfordsNew Styles, Comfortable Lasts, Fine LeathersAnd Workmanship—Extraordinary ValueHE style features of these smart-looking Oxfords areA going to get your eye first, but don’t forget in lookingthem over that every pair in the offering was made to ourown exacting specifications.That means quality—dependable fine leathers, trust¬worthy workmanship, careful finish, inside as well as out.And that in turn means service.There are seven different styles to select from, includingmen.soft-toe models that are much in favor with collegeThe leathers are black and tan grain and smooth calf.The price is decidedly below what you’d ordinarily expectto pay for the quality. second floorFor Men and Young MenPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 17, 1924She Satlu fflaromtThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Sunday andMonday during the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters by The Daily MaroonCompany.Entered as second class mall at the Chi¬cago Postoffloe, Chicago, Illinois, March13. 1906, under the act of March 3, 1878.Offices Ellis 1Telephones:Editorial Office Midway 0800Business Office Fairfax 5522Member ofThe Western Conference Press Association Prof. Starr Give*Advice to Koreans Freshman dinner will be held to¬night at 6:15 in Hutchinson com¬mons.EDITORIAL DEPARTMENTW. L. River Managing EditorAllen Heald News EditorMilton Kauffman News EditorVictor Wisner News EditorHeileman Weaver Sports EditorAimer H. Berezniak Day EditorAllan Cooper Day EditorDeemer Lee Day EditorReese Price Day EditorWalter Williamson Day EditorWeir Mallory Women's EditorGertrude Bromberg Asst. EditorLois Gillanders Asst. EditorMarjorie Cooper Soph. EditorRuth Daniels Soph. EditorDorothy Kennedy Soph. EditorFrances Wakeley Soph. EditorMarjorie Roth Sports EditorViolet Pritzsker Asst. EditorF'velyn Thompson Society EditorMarjorie Sale Feature Writer ;Leo Stone Asst. Feature WriterBl’SINESS STAFFHerbert C. DeYoung. .. .Business ManagerEdward Bezazian Asst. Business Mgr. IThomas R Mulroy.. .Advertising Manager jLeland Neff Circulation ManagerEthan Grauquist AuditorLe Roy Hansen Collection Manager iASSISTANTSMilton Kreines, Myron Weil, Eliot Ful- jton. Maurice Lipcovits, Philip Kaus, JackPincus, Sidney Collins. Thomas Field.Delmar Frv. Dudley Emmerson. Frederick Starr, Professor Emer¬itus in the Department of Sociologyand Anthropology, has just returnedfrom a trip to Korea. In an articleabout the present generation ofKoreans, contributed to the KoreanStudent Bulletin, Prof. Starr com¬ments that they are losing their ownrespect and individuality in trying tocopy thu Americans, to whom theywill always be orientals and foreign¬ers. He urges them to keep theirrespect for their families and pasthistory instead of emulating thecharacteristics of a foreign nation. THE FROUC THEATREDRUG STORECigarettes — Fountain ServingCor. Ellis Ave. and 55th St.Adjacent to Frolic Theatre ,Tel. H. Park 0761THE ONLY SIGHT - READINGCOURSE FOR TENOR BANJOGet a guitar, mandolin or banjonkulele free with one terra of leaaona.Wilson School of MusicHyde Park 2**5THURSDAY, OCTOBER 17, 1924NOTICEStudents who nave not yet ob¬tained seats for the Indiana gamewill be given prority piivileges in theallotment of a choice block of 300seats, remaining in the east stands, jaccording to word received yesterday |from the Football Tickets committee, jThe remainng seats in the west jstand are rather poor, according to jreports, but the sections offered in jthe east tier of seats are such as to ]give an advantageous position to the jholders.Seats for the Ohio State-Chicago igame, to be played at Columbus aweek from tomorrow are selling rap-1idly, from all accounts, and a largenumber of Maroon fans plan to at-jtend the out of town battle, the only jone this year for Chicago.Tomorrow has ben set as the lastday in which applications for ticketsto the Columbus game may be filed.Arrangements for a number of spe- jcial trains and every other available jaccommodation and convenience arebeing put through, and the Maroonfans expect to make it a first ratetrip.Classified AdsSTUDENTSPortables 10 day free trial.Make good use of your leisure mo¬ments; they are sands of preciousgold; rent an Underwood from themanufacturer at less than 10 cents perday; practice at home.Underwood Typewriter Co.,37 S. 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Excep¬tional values at $45.Second Floor, South lumiiumiiiiiwumiiinumiiinuiiimiiiiiii.mm,-n— -❖II vox POP IIA, A —— a,AV" v——■To the University of Chicago Dra-matic Association; also for Publi¬cation in The Daily Maroon:On Wednesday, Oct. 8th, Mr.O’Hara informed me that I was in¬eligible for public appearance andthat it would be impossible for me tocontinue as president of the Dra¬matic Association. Mari Bachrach,recording secretary, in accord withthe ruling of our constitution, hastherefore been acting president sincelast Wednesday, and I am sendingyou a statement of the situation sothat the association may immediatelyfill the vacancy caused by my retire¬ment.This, perhaps, is not a graceful oc¬casion for me to discuss the eligibil¬ity rulings, but I shall neverthelesssay that I earnestly hope the Uni¬versity officials and the students af¬fected by those rulings, will getcloser together. Whatever the finalethics of my forced retirement, Ifeel that the University has blunder¬ed in not thoroughly understandingthe situation; and from my fouryears of college experience I knowthat the eligibility rulings have oc¬casioned many sore hearts while theadministration was similarly remote.The appointment of Mr. O’Hara asdirector of Activities is decidedly astep in the direction of understand¬ing and I hope it will prove a longstep; but there is quite a distancestill to go. I look for a time whenevery student bewildered by the rul¬ings and their interpretations andthe ideals behind them, will find asympathetic ear to hear him, someonewho will be able and willing to ex¬plain just why the rulings are as theyare, and to show convincingly thatthey are for the best, or if they areinadequate—asmay not be impossible—to remedy them promptly.I don’t need to tell you all whata rich experience my work with theSpeaking ofFootball —WE WANT toHELP youENTERTAIN thoseOUT-of-town,FOOTBALL guestsOF yours.WE WANT themTO ENJOY every minuteOF THEIR stayAND WHEN they leaveTO go awayBOOSTING ChicagoAND telling everyoneTHEY meetJUST WHAT a greatTIME they hadWITH entertainmentGALORE andNOT ONE dull momentDURING their visit—THAT is whyWE recommend theCHICAGO Beach Hotel,CHICAGO’S greatest hotelFOR theirSTOPPING placeWHILE they areIN THE cityIT IS mighty handyTO STAGG Field.AND tooYOU CAN’T affordTO HAVE them missTHE BIG danceIN thePEACOCK RoomTHE NIGHT ofTHE gameChicagoBeach HotelHyde Park Boulevardon the LakePhone Hyde Park 4000A. G. PULVER, Gen. Mgr. THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 17, 1924 Page ThreiDramatic Association has been forme, and how very deeply i treasureit. From the time I was assistantaccompanist in “The Chinese Night¬ingale” and saw my la«t name spelledwith an “n,” five years ago this fall,to the moment of my signature here,there has not been a dull moment forme. Many discouraged moments,and many bitter ones, but manyhappy ones, and not a dull one. Iwish you could see the amount andthe honesty of the goodwill I sendyou, for I am sure it would fill yourhearts as it fills mine.The only flaw lies in the fact thatI must send you word of my retire¬ment with a feeling not only ofgoodwill, but also of protest.The best of luck to you all!Sincerely,Lucile M. Hoerr.SELL SCORE CLUB TICKETSScore club dance tickets will beon sale daily at The Daily Maroonoffice from 11 to 12:30 and from2:30 until 4 p. m.SUBSCRIBE TOTHE DAILY MAROONCHICAGO KTHICAI. SOCIETYA non-sectarian religious society to fosterthe knowledge, love and practice of theright.THE PLAYHOUSE410 S. Michigan Ave.SUNDAY, OCT. 19th, at 11 A. M.M'H. HORACE .1, BRIDGESWill Speak onMr. Bernard Shaw's Defence of theInquisitionAll seats free. Visitors cordially welcome Log-rolling NewStudent ActivityNorthwestern University was thescene of a near-fraces between thesophomores and the seniors of theschool yesterday. A timely decisionon the part of Dr. James Armstrong,dean of men, forestalled what somefeared would develop into a seriousclash between ,the two classes.Last year the seniors, then jjun-iors, placed a huge log in a prominentplace upon the campus. It bore theclass numerals and was to be usedonly by the members of the respec¬tive class as a resting place. Not tobe outdone, the sophomores draggedup a log yesterday and placed italongside that of the seniors. The seniors insisted that the sophomoresremove the log, but the sophomoresrefused.The place then became the sceneof gesticulations and threats whichrapidly aroused the friction to feverheat and were stopped only when Dr.Armstrong interfered. He orderedthe grounds keeper to remove thesophomore log.SUBSCRIBE TOTHE DAILY MAROONEEnTTTaEFromJ. & L.DRIVE IT YOURSELFSystemBRAND NEW FORDSandWILLYS KNIGHT CARSRented by the MileA very convenient service for weekend trips and for social needsthroughout the week. Our ratesafford efficient closed or open carconveniences at a much lower costthan taxicab fares.DRIVE IT YOURSELFSYSTEM, Inc.6118-28 Cottage Grove Ave.Phones H. P. 4111, 4181Open All Day and Night BEAT INDIANA!Our Walter* SlugOur CMk Dance*Our Artist WU1 Paint Your PtetursKING OLIVER’S BANDWorli't Greatest Colored Danee BandOKeah Record Maker*THE HOME OP NEW IDEASAt Chicago on Saturday!Don’t miss the Sisson Foot*bj^ball Luncheon, before thegame, Everybody goes! Fiveminutes from Stagg Field*GRIDIRON LUNCHEONone dollar and a half.And remember there is a spe*cial Sisson Dinner-Dance onSaturday night. Everybodyinvited! Wonderful music forthe party is promised, too.SPECIAL DINNER DANCE t T he Studio room now openFor Student Parties—FreeRent to Student) Parties v f, 'f _Y , ■=*NSmARTLY dressed men in thestyle centers of the world knowthere is no substitute for a Stetson.STETSON HATSStyled for young menAre You a Young Man?LAKE MICHIGAN AT FIFTY-THIRD STREETFAIRFAX 1000Phone Wentworth7809 Just West ofSouth ParkIntroductory Announcementof the «MIRIAM SHOPcatering to the Co-edsWhere you are assuredthe very newest styles atMODERATE PRICESDresses LingerieCoats NeckwearOpen Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday EveningsTHE MIRIAM SHOP357 East 61st Street This is addressed to the young manwho realizes the importance ofcorrect dress.clothes are authoritative inChicago. This is no idle boast — for the menof all ages who continually look to us for thecorrect thing in clothes have made our repu¬tation for us.willseason. be aFalla Your Fall clothes from Jerremspleasure to you the wholeweights are here in great variety now, in¬cluding the rugged and serviceable TWEEDS,BANNOCKBURNS and ENGLISHWORSTEDS.Unusual Values from’60 to ’100Featured at our Michigan Aven.ie Store:Burberry Ready-to-Wear Overcoats — Raccoon Coats —Leather Sport Jackets, Tan or Gray—Empire Steamer Rugs—and Accessories to Men’s Dress, including Fancy Silk SportBelts, Sweaters, Imported Golf Hose, and the very popularRegimental stripe Silk Mufflers.7 N. La Salle St. FORMAL BUSINESSAND SPORT CLOTHES324 S. Michigan Ave.(McCormick Bldg.) 71 E. Monroe St.FOR A CLASSIFIED AD CALL FAIRFAX 5522Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 17, 1924HERE, PRINTER, DO YOURSTUFFA sumi'V' nightSnow, sieet, and rainA shipwrecked sailorLand ahoy!A man and woman, boy and girlO death, where is thy sting? very well for the marksmanship of theprofessor’s party.Here’s a chance for our inestimablefriends, the printer and proofreader, tohave a little fun. We feel certain thatno matter what they may do to theabove lines they cannot destroy themeaning or detract in the slightestdegree from the admirable sentimentof the verse. Dammit. Printer, havea heart. And by the way, Rexa, oldgirl, they sure did you dirt, too. Butwhat can we do? We only work here.OF COURSE, THE PEN ISMIGHTIER THAN THESWORD“Each member of the party is sup¬plied with three guns,” says our con¬temporary, The Maroon, in describ¬ing the Artie Scott expedition into theheart of Africa. Theis, when takenin conjunction with the headline.‘‘Used Canned Food,” does not speak IT OUGHT TO MAKE THE BALDHEADED ROW AN AN¬ACHRONISMRegarding the Bratfish-Chamberlaincontroversy as to whether women ofsucceeding generations will be underthe necessity of combing their hairwith a towel, the Whistle obeying itspractical institncts, consulted with theEconomics Department who advise usthat bald heads will result in no timesaving thru omission of the haircombing ordeal, as there will, ofcourse, be more face to wash—orshould we say powder?IN FUTURE GENERATIONS thiswill probably be the Sort of poetrylovesick swains might enclose with thegift of a box of cigars to the objejctof their passions—TO MY LOVED ONEI love you for your shining pate,Its smoothness gleams above;Y our whitened skull has sealed myfate—The becon light of love.Cuthy, Turk & Co. Drawing,” lest they be taken as blots,cross-word puzzles, or something likethat. As for us, we’re glad they heldthat fraternity razzing until afterpledging. No doubt the Circle is onthe heresy lists for frat frosh, by now.ANYHOW, THEY MAKE THEBUTTONS LARGE ENOUGHHIDE A DIRTY SHIRTNowr that the Women’s Clubs areannouncing their pledges by havingthem sell Go Chicago buttons on cam¬pus, the fraternities ought to follow suit by sending their frosh out with aline of shoe laces, second hand booksand suspender buttons.NO DOUBT THE FROSH WILLHAVE TO DUCK FOR APPLESScore Club is going to have Peytonplay "several odd pieces in order toincrease the oddity of the program.”They say it is their ambition that anodd evening may be had by all.Well, proofreader, were in yourhands. Fe merciful.All-in. OFFICIAL NOTICESTarpon club will meet today at4:30 in the balcony of the tank roomin Ida Noyes hall.Saint Mark’s society will hold adinner dance tonight at 6 in IdaNoyes hall. The affair will be pre¬ ceded by a reception at 5 -30.Missionary Furlough club will meettoday at 8 at 6033 Ellis Ave.The Graduate Women’s club willi leave Ida Noyes hall Saturday at1:45, for a tour of the Northwesterncampus.“COLLEGIATE AS THE DEVIL”We gave the Circle to Cuthy as asort of mental ability test, and the dearboy really enjoyed reading it, callingour attention to the care and foresightshown in labeling all etchings “ABUY A PORTABLEThe Brunswick Portable is trulya musical prodigy, having a clear,round, full tone.Like all other Brunswick Models,the Portable plays all makes ofrecords.This little instrument is substan¬tially built to withstand hard usageand is unsurpassed by any instru¬ment of similar design in finish andtone quality.Equipped with Brunswick sinylespring, extra strong motor-—willplay three 10-ineh records withoutrewinding. Reproducer for playingall makes of records. Compartmentfor carrying 20 records. Nickel-plated trimmings, including rein¬forced corners.Finished in Black Leatherette..$45Genuine Tan Leather $•"»Width, 13% inches. Depth, 13%.inches. Height. 8% inches.WOODLAWN PHONOGRAPH CO.East 63rd St., Bet. Kenwood and Kimbark(Across from Powers)New Brunswick Records Every DayWe Deliver Phone Midway 1960 Open EveningsSo. Side Hd’qrs. for Kennedy Radios & Radiolas—Tubes.ItiBllRitina I HUB >BHBMB! B M B h B J l Byi IB11B11B11B118111 It 111 It IBILS11 • I Ilf IBM IH Btlll HISale ofOriental Rugsi B!lBli«ill:ilUll!ll1BI'lUi;iB!llllBliBMMB.:|ii|il|iiiii|i!|ii|i!|ii|i!BlillllllBllBlli:iBIIIIIBl!lll| On the opening day of this extraordinary1 selling of Oriental Rugs, we sold more| Orientals than on any previous day in ourhistory. This indicates that our values areexceptionally worth while. For whateveramounts you wish to invest in Orientall Rugs, you are sure to get the best values| in our Rug Store. Our large assortment| includes small mats to large Carpet sizes, all| priced far below their real worth.• / i125 So. Wabuh Ave. College Spirit in aGreat CityWe have always heard so much concerning the allegedfact that real high-pitched college spirit could never exist inthe university of a large city that we have watched with interestthe recent Campus attitude toward the football season; andin watching we have witnessed the enthusiasm with which ourUniversity of Chicago insignia has been purchased and wornby the students. As a statistical matter, we exhibit as muchloyalty, outwardly as well as inwardly, as do the students ina small college. Realizing this fact, Woodworth’s have stock¬ed up on varied and attractive arm bands, pennants, banners,song books, megaphones, etc., and are prepared for the usualbig rush before tomorrow’s game. Get in the spirit; comeover and pick out your insignia this afternoon atWOODWORTH’S BOOK StOREArm Bands, 25c upPennants, 25c up 1311 E. 57th StreetMegaphones, 35c up,U. of C. Song Books ROGERS — KENNEDY SHOPPHONE MIDWAY 3081 1 120 East 55th StreetMarcelling ManicuringShampooingYou’ll Like These Clothes— because they combine thesame fine hand tailoring, up-to-the-minute style, new colors andfabrics usually found only inclothes created by the highestpriced tailors. Yet they arepriced only $55 to $75—someas low as $45.Come in and get acquainted withthis unusual store and the unusuallyfine clothes it sells.IlluKtrnted Is a new Unlvrnlty Modelwith the popular straight "bosy ’llnea.$55Suits . . .Overcoats .Dinner Suits. $45 to $75$50 to $85$67.50 to $80Herman, Mandis &. Bogin Co.Entire Fifth Floor —28 E. Jackson BoulevardCorner Jackson and Wabash — CHICAGO• HHHKDIlaHenry GLytton $ Sorts(State at Jackson — on the N. E. Comer)The Lytton College Shop Offersthe Newest Suits and Topcoats inEnglish Style That WouldDo Credit to the PrinceMANY, many men from Chicago have already learned whatthe Lytton College Shop is doing in combining the style,leadership and exclusive atmosphere of the smallest shop withthe economies resulting from our tremendous volume. But wewon’t he satisfied until it is as well known as Stagg Field or Bart*lett Gym. You will be convinced if you will just try one visit.See ’the New Light Dunshire Tweed Suits, $50and The Town and Country Topcoats ot FinestImported Homespuns, $60SBB3BBS3S »>■al