,'vc'UO'Jxo?X' UvaowvSubscribe to the Maroon NOW!!BE ABOOSTERSUBSCRIBE TOTHE MAROON jMfo jflaroon BE ABOOSTERSUBSCRIBE TOTHE MAROONVlo. 24 No. 12 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 15, 1924 Price 5 CentsUNIVERSITY WILLGREET ANOTHERSON OF BRITAIN aHead of Oxford Debate TeamTo Match Skill WithUniversity DebatersFolowing the visit of the son of theBritish king, preparations are heingmade here to receive the son of theBritish prime minister. Mandel hallwill he prepared for a record crowdwhich is anticipated for the Oxford- jChicago debate Nov. 3, in which youngMaldolm MacDonald will participate,it was announced today.Prof. Bertram G. Nelson, in chargeof the debate announced that an un¬precedented attendance was expectedfor three reasons: the subject, 'Prohi¬bition. which the Oxford team will at¬tack; the career of the British de¬baters; and the rules under which thedebate will be conducted.Is Labor CandidateThree noted university students arescheduled for appearance on the Mid¬way campus Nov. 3, Prof. Nelsonstates. J. B. Woodruff, the first mem¬ber of the Oxford team, is a nativeof Kent and was educated under theBenedictine Monks at Downisde inBath. He served under the foreignoffice and Admiralty in Holland dur¬ing the latter part of the war. Hisancestors, the Winthrops, were prom¬inent among the New England set¬tlers in the 17th century.Young MacDonaid was educated ata co-educational school in Hampshire,and received an Oxford scholarship inhistory. He is a prospective laborcandidate for Parliament. M. C. Hol¬lis, the third member, was educated atEaton and Balliol colege, Oxford. Hehas written for "Outlook" and sev¬eral English papers.Use English RulesThe dehate will be conducted underEnglish rules which provide for an im¬itation of Parliament. American de¬bates imitate the law courts by an¬nouncing a decision at the close ofthe arguments. Prof. Nelson explains.The affair will be conducted inform¬ally. There will be no decision, andthe opposition will be allowed to ques¬tion a speaker at any time during thedebate.Each speaker will express his ownindividual opinion, the idea being toexhaust the subject rather than to ar¬rive at a decision as to which side putup the best argument. Under theEnglish rules a president will be ap-(Continued on page 2) ‘Seven Knights ofSyncopation ” Playfor Pledge DanceDave Peyton has promised an addi¬tion of one man to his "SevenKnights of Syncopation” who are toplay at ti e tenth annual Score clubpledge dance. Dave Peyton’s reputa¬tion as a musician is enough to makethe dance a success with students wholike high-powered jazz orchestrationsaccording tp a census taken amongthe males who make it a habit to keepin touch with the premier dansants.Peyton is well known for his orches¬trations of Friar music on the cam¬pus. He is responsible for three ofthe biggest Blackfriar hits: “The IvoryHunters,” "Ptolemy Ptoddle,” and"Isabel In.” All of his high browntooters are wizards at producing weirdmusic on their many instruments.Dave will make a special trip fromNew York, where he is composing for(Continued on page 2)KAPPA SIG HOLDSOPEN HOUSE FRIDAYEntertain StudentsFaculty andAll students of the University andmembers of the faculties are invitedto attend the official opening of thenew house of the Kappa Sigma fra¬ternity. which is to he marked by ana!l-University tea and mixer on Fridayafternoon, from 3:30 to 5:30.Tea is to be served, and a Universityorchestra will play at intervals in oneof the rooms on the main floor forthose who desire to dance.“We wish to have a large crowd ofUniversity people present,” said Kim¬ball Valentine, one of the membersactive on campus, "to enjoy the after¬noon as our guests, and to get ac¬quainted with our new location.” Dave Makes TwoFriends on CampusPerhaps Walter Sheaffer andBernard Goggin are the under¬graduates who obtained the mostdirect impression of the Prince ofWales, and at the same time weremost highly honored by Mr. Wind¬sor in an informal way.The two boys were standing‘‘at ease” in "their usher’s capsand gowns just outside the roomin which the Prince was washing,preparatory to lunching in Hutch¬inson Commons. They were, inall probability, talking of theSYince and wishing vaguely thatthey might have a more definiteimpression of him, when the dooropened and Dave Wirtdsor steppedout. Speing them standing acrossthe hall, he immediately walkedover to tfiem, introduced himselfas "Windsor,” and asked if theywere students here. Upon ob¬taining ana ffirmative, if sur¬prised, answer he chatted withthem unaffectedly for a few min¬utes concerning their school life,how they liked it, and what theirmain activities were.Soon President Burotn camefrom the room and the Prince,turning to rejoin him, waved acheery goodbye to the two boysand expressed his pleasure athaving met them. SCOTT NAMED TOFILL POSITION OFSTUDENT AUDITOR SOPH HONOR CLUBSSPONSORS AT MIXERHold Gathering in Reynolds Club-• * house After GameTo Check on Bocks Sub¬mitted By UndergraduatePublicationsAppointment of Mr. William E.Scott, secretary to the President, tothe office of Student Auditor, was an¬nounced yesterday by Dean ErnestHatch Wilkins.Mr. Scott takes the position for-,merly held by Mr. W. J. Gfaham, who ! WlU personaIly furnish a" orchestrawas a graduate student of the School | for the occasion-”of Commerce and Administration. , Undergraduate Council dis-In direct cooperation with Mr. | cussed the Proposition of having mix-Frank O’Hara, director of activities,! ers a^er the foofBall games yester-and the business managers of various Score Club and Sign of the Sickle,the two Sophomore honor societies,will be in complete charge of theafter-football mixer, which will beheld Saturday evening following theIndiana-Chicago fray. The affairwill be held in the Reynolds Club.“I think that these mixers arefine things, as they help to createstudent enthusiasm,” Director A. A.Stagg said yesterday to the Under¬graduate Council. ‘‘If necessary, 1 JUDS0N RETURNSFROM OVERSEAS;EXPRESSES VIEWSundergraduate organizations, Mr.Scott will aid in the making of budgets(Continued on page 2)SELL GROUP SEATSFOR GAME AT OHIOSpecial Train Will CarryStudents to ColumbusSt. Marks SecuresCharles Streetas ChaplainSpanish Consul ToSpeak Here Today As a special inducement to fra¬ternities and clubs to attend the OhioState football game at Columbus' onOct. 25, announcement was madelast night that organizations apply¬ing for tickets to this game beforeFriday of this week would be giventickets enabling them to sit togetherin the Ohio football stadium.‘‘When applicants make reservations they should specify the nameof the fraternity or club/*t the topof his application card,” said Mr.Griffith, chairman of the footballtickets committee. Seats will then day afternoon, when it was decidedthat the various campus organiza¬tions will have charge of the affairs.Romans (the non-fraternity club),Y. M. C. A., Y. W. C. A., W. A. A.,and other organizations will hesponsors during the quarter.If possible, campus talent will b?secured for the dances.Bertram J. Nelson, director of theReynolds Club, suggested that bothmen’s and women’s organizations berepresented at the mixers. ‘‘I am en¬tirely in favor of having these socialmeetings and I will do all that I canto make them a success,” Mr. Nelsoncontinued. Europe Favorable To DawesPlan; England ForDavis He SaysOpen Drive ForSocial ServiceWorkersPHOENIX SUBSCRIPTIONDRIVE LAUNCHEDTODAYPhoenix, the campus humor maga¬zine, will begin its annual subscriptiondrive today. Two weeks have beennlloted for the compaign, and sub¬scriptions may be obtained from stu¬dent solicitors or at the Phoenix officein Ellis hall.The Western number, with jokesand humerotis drawings suitable toits title, will make its appearance onMonday, Oct. 30. Donald Plant, ed¬itor-in-chief, promises fifty-two pagesinstead of the usual forty. “We arehoping,” said Joseph Simpson, busi¬ness manager, “to make these- addi¬tional twelve pages to wit, humor andcollege life, written by the best talenton campus, a permanent feature.”Robert Brink, a former student atthe Univ' -sity, a« commercial artist,has offered to furnish the cover design.Other art work will be by DorothyDick, James Root, and Elmer Camp¬bell, all of whom served on the stafflast year.At present a contest is underway todetermine who shall be advertisingmanager. Wilbert Findley, TheodoreGeiger and Addison Wilson are eachtrying to bring in the greatest numberof advertising contracts in order to se¬cure the position.A few positions are still open in theeditorial and business departmentsfor students who wish to try out. Juan Miana, the Spanish consul inChicago, will give an informal talk atthe initial meeting of the El CirculoEspanol today, at 4:30, in the northreception room of Ida Noyes hall. Ashort business meeting will 'precedethe regular program for the evening.The Sfanish club, which meetsevery two weeks, attempts to givethose who are studying or intersted inSpanish an opportunity *o speak thelanguage and to become better ac¬quainted with Spanish and the Span¬ish-speaking people through theirmeetings.Plans will be made for the work ofthe year at the meeting and all formermembers and all others interested inSpanish have been urged to attend themeeting this afternoon. The Rev. Charles L. Street has beensecured by Saint Mark’s society to actas University chaplain for Episcopalstudents here. For the last few' yearsthe organization, through the effortsi the Right Reverend Charles P. An be assigned so that the entire groupderson, bishop of the diocese of Chi- will be together and, these tickets!cago, has been striving to find some- (Continued on page 2)one who would he able to fill this |office, but previous attempts were un¬successful. The Rev. Mr. Street willhave his headquarters at the Y. M.C. A. office and in the Reynolds club. Graduate Women toVisit Northwesternbut has not yet arranged definite of¬fice hours.In order to introduce the new chap- Craduate women’s club will conducta tour for its members through tjiecampus of Northwestern Universitylain. Saint Mark’s will hold a recep- on Saturday, Oct. 18. Plans have beention for him Friday at 5:30 in the sun- made to meet promptly at 1:45 at theparlor of Ida Noyes hall. This will south entrance of Ida Noyes hall, ac¬he folowed by a dinner dance and cording to Mattie Beth Morgan, inmixer for all who are now members charge of the excursion,of the society, as well as for others All graduate women at present tak-Announce Date forRazing Ellis HallWork of razing the northwest por¬tions of Ellis hall w*ili begin by Christ¬mas, according to announcements byMr. L. R. Flook, superintendent ofUniversity buildings and grounds. Thewrecking of parts of Ellis hall willmake way for the erection of the newphysiological and chemical unit on58th street, between Ellis and Ingle-side avenues.The tearing down of the rear ofEllis hall will necessitate the removalof stored military supplies and of theCmrespondence School headquarters.These will be moved to the rooms onthe long south side of the buildingwhich will not be w’recked.The section to be razed is. west ofthe north and south cortiuor in therear of the University bookstore, andnorth of the east and west corridorrunning parallel to the south side ofthe building.The Bookstore and publications willnot he affected by the change in all(Continued on page 2) who are interested in its welfare.Bishop R. L. Griswold, assistant toBishop Anderson, will be guest 'ofhono’r and principal speaker at the din¬ner. The club, according to Charles ing work at the University are eligibleto this organization, the purpose ofwhich is to bring together women ofa!! departments and to foster a friend¬ly spirit among them. Meetings areAllen, its president, hopes also to be I held monthly throughout the schoolable to entertain Bishop Anderson at j year in order that the alumnae of vari-this tinu\ i ous schools will have the opportunity iSale of tickets has been limited to j to become better acquainted with thetwo hundred, and are on sale by mem- members.’ The program fo he heldhers of the society for seventy-five Saturday is the first of a series plannedcents. 1 for the coming year.First Issue of New CircleMakes Appearance Tomorrow, last year, on an improved india-tintBy J. H. O. antique stock.• Now it can be told! Contents: “Don’t Send Your SonThe first number of the third vol- to College,” by Howard Mumfordlime of The Circle is scheduled to ap- J (ones.pear on campus tomorrow morning. I “Dear Linn,” a letter to “Teddy”This definite date of publication was J Linn from Henry Justin' Smith,set in response to numerous queries J “The College Fraternity,” a 4,000concerning the much-advertised initial word roast by Bartlett Cocmack, to beissue of the monthly literary maga- i answered next month by a fraternityman and equally competent writer.“A Nice Girl,” by Jeanette Rose.“Bull Sessions, et al.”, by Jack Op-penheim.Two departments , “The WailingPost” and “Books Reviewed ”“Marginalia,” the notebook of a col¬lege instructor.“The Life Force and Feeble Fapny,”by Lawrence Martin.“Forecastle Potraits,” rite story ofa collegian crew on a cattle boat, byRobert Poliak. Opening of the annual Y. M. and Y.W. C. A., campaign for volunteers wasstarted hv the social service commit-• :’cs of the two organizations at theFreshman and Sophomore chapelsMonday and Tuesday of this week.Two appeals were made by Mr.Charles C. Allen, chairman of the YM. C. A. committee, and Elsa Dahl,chairman of the Y. W. C. A. com¬mittee, for workers to assist in the so¬cial service work of the organization.Today and tomorrow the juniors andseniors will hear Dr. Soares make anappeal for social service workers attheir regular chapel.Positions are open in all branches ofsocial work, Miss Dahl said. Vacan¬cies are in the educational, handicraft,and the University settlement depart¬ments, as well as in all other types ofthe work. Last year over three hun¬dred students volunteered for this typeof work and the same number iswanted this year.The fact that many colleges anduniversities throughout the countryare insisting on students doing socialservice work of some type or otheras a prerequisite for a degree was es¬pecially emphasized by Mr. Allen inhis talk.Dated November, 1924, the new Cir¬cle will be published as a collegiateorgan. Practically everything in thefirst number will pertain to college,the editors explain. Detailed information concerning the contents of theNovember Circle was given to TheDaily Maroon yesterday in the follow¬ing tabloid form:Cover design: entirely new. by afamous American artist, Anthony An-garola.Format: 32 pages, eight more than And a half dozen other features. Dean Smith TalksAt Vesper Service Several expressions of opinion onhi$ sociological and economical ob¬servations while abroad were ad¬vanced yesterday by Dr. Harry PrattJudson, President Emeritus of theUniversity, who returned from a fivemonths tour of Scandinavia, Eng¬land, France, Belgium, Holland andwestern Germany on Monday.Dr. Judson’s original mission wasa study of the work of the AmericanCouncil on Education Abroad, ofwhich he is chairman. The Councilis a sub-committee of the AmericanUniversity Union and tends to bethe meqns of exchanging professorsfrom foreign to American schools,and acts as an advisor of Americanstudents who are abroad and in needof h !p. Dr. Algernon Coleman, aUniversity professor, who was incharge of the work overseas, also re¬turned recently.England Idle‘‘With the exception of England,all countries are hard at work,” saidDr. Judson. “When I was in Francein 1919 I had a good chance to seethe condition of the country afterthe war, and the change and rebuild¬ing which has been going on is won¬derful.”Rheins, a city in France, was com¬mented on as being over n&ie-tenthsrebuilt, and other cities were beingrepaired just as quickly. Englandseems to be the one country stillfaced with an unemployment prob¬lem, Dr. Judson explained, but hebelieves this will not last much long¬er.England Favors DavisDr. Judson was quite willing togive his views on his observations asto how the Dawes Plan was being re¬ceived. “With the exception of Eng¬land,” he said, “all countries arefavorable to the plan. England isdivided fifty-fifty. Half of the Eng¬lishmen believe that it will enableGermany to become a formidablecompetitor to England, commercial¬ly, while the remainder believe thatit will enable Germany to becomestabilized and provide a good mar¬ket for British merchandise. Eng¬lishmen generally are in favor of(Continued on page 2)Y. W TO ENTERTAININTERCOLLEGIATEWOMEN“The Moral Significance of Com¬promises” is to be the subject of the*alk by Dean T. V. Smith of the de¬partment of philosophy at the Y. W.C. A. Vespers to he held this after¬noon at 4:30 in Ida Noyes hall.The subject of compromises hasbeen chosen as the general topic ofdiscussion for the autumn quarter, as¬pects of which will he treated at alter¬nate meetings of the association. Dis¬cussion will also take place on vari¬ous other questions of campus inter¬est. The philosophical view of com¬promises has been decided upon foithe Vespers meeting this afternoon. Intercollegiate committee of Y. W.C. A. is sponsoring a dinner to beheld next week in the sun parlor ofIda Noyes hall for women from othercoleges who have entered the Univer¬sity with advanced standing. Thepurpose is to help acquaint the womenwith each other, and to present themwith a better understanding of someof the vital points of the University.The absence of the customary wom¬en’s teas at the beginning of the quar¬ter. owing to the concentration of allsuch affairs into Freshman Week, hasresulted in an unusually small organ¬ization of intercollegiate women, ac¬cording to Katherine Prescott, chair-maii/of that committee. Accordingly.Y. W. is attempting to get womenfrom other colleges together by meansof this dinner.The committee has requested that•>U women with advanced standingwho have entered here this fall, makea special effort this next week to signan intercollegiate card which may heThe first regular meeting of the year procured at any time in the Y. W. C.was devoted to an introductory talk A. office oc Ida Noyes hall. The dateby Antoinette Forrester, the president.Miss Forrester spoke on the purposesand ideals of the Y. \Y. C. A., in which<he set forth plans for the quarter. of the dinner will in some degree bedetermined by the rapidity with whichthe cards are signed, says KatherinePrescott. 1Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, OC TOBER 15, 19211'Sljp Sail’t HHaronnThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago | new Physiology hall are out. Withj the present progress on plans this date! seems to be assured for the near fu¬ture. probably by the holiday season.• Building on the new medical unit willl’uLlisned au>rnin,srs, except Sunday <uud begin about March in that event.Monday during the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters by The Daily MaroonCompany.Entered as second cla«s mail at the Chi¬cago I'ostofflce, Chicago. Illinois. March13. l'.ttid, under the act of March 3, 1873.Offices Ellis 1Telephones:Editorial Office Midway 0800Business Office Fairfax 5522 The activity in building operationswill start v.ork which will result inabout five years i n a complete quad¬rangle occupying the entire block op¬posite Cobh hall. The present green¬houses, the tennis courts and all ofEllis hall will disappear. BillingsMemorial Hospital and the physiolog¬ical and chemical unit will occupy thevacated space.Member ofThe Western Conference 1‘ress Association j SCOTT NAMED ASEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLes River Managing EditorAllen Ileald News EditorMilton Kauffman News EditorVictor Wisntr News EditorA liner H. Berezniak Eh. y EditorAllan Cooper Day EditorDeemer Lee Day EditorReese Price Day EditorWalter Williamson Day EditorWeir Mallory Women’s EditorGertrude Bromberg Asst. EditorLois Gillanders Asst. EditorMarjorie Cooper Soph. EditorRuth Daniels Soph. EditorDorothy Kennedy Soph. EditorFrances Wakeley Soph. EditorMarjorie Roth Sports EditorViolet T’ritzsker Asst. EditorEvelyn Thompson Society EditorMarjorie Sale Feature WriterLeo Stone Asst. Feature WriterBUSINESS STAFFHerbert C. DeYoung. .. .Business ManagerEdward Bezazian Asst. Business Mgr.Thomas It. Mulroy.. .Advertising ManagerLeland Neff Circulation ManagerEthan Granquist AuditorI.e Roy Hansen Collection ManagerASSISTANTSMilton Kreines. Myron Weil, Eliot Ful¬ton. Maurice Lipcovicz, Philip Kaus, JackPinous, Sidney Collins. Thomas Field.Dehnar Fry. Dudley Emmerson. SUDENT AUDITORAU jTWO SORTS OF ROYALTYRamsay MacDonald's son rarelycomes, in his travels to a place,where memory of George Windsor’sson is as fresh as it will be hereNovember third, the date on whichthe younger MacDonald is to lead hisOxford debate team against one ofUniversity students.Contrast, of course, there will bebetween the young men; and ourimpression of Wales Mill be balancedagainst the appearance of MacDon¬ald makes. Perhaps some will see asimilarity between the two. Otherswill tell us that the one possessessomething the other does not: Waleshas the markings of royalty, Mac¬Donald has not; or, Wales has notthe mental poise that characterizesyoung MacDonald.It is only too evident that in Waleswe can see royal carriage and con¬duct, since we look for it in him;and likewise, in MacDonald we canfind, possibly, a real mental breadthand poise, since he has a greatchance to demonstrate it. At anyrate, the visit of the retiring primeminister’s son is as welcome as thatof the king’s son; and we shall cer¬tainly be able to make interestingnotes on the ex-crown prince of theBritish labor party.‘SEVEN KNIGHTS OFSYNCOPATION’ PLAY (Continued from page 1)and in other similar work, and willaudit the books of these organizations.Mr. Scott has been on the staff of theSchool of Commerce and Administra¬tion and has been associated with thefootball office, and the Morris Planbank.All student publications are requiredto send in a budget and statement ofcondition of their financial standing atthe end of each quarter. These arechecked and audited by the studentauditor, and returned with notationsas to the errors, if any, in the state¬ments. Advice is also given to theofficers of these publications in regardto the proper care of their books. 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CallMidwav 3347.SELL GROUP SEASFOR GAME AT OHIO"■ (Continued from page 1)Flo Ziegfield’s new play, to fulfill hiscontract to play at the pledge dance.Although it is rumored that the dec¬orations will strike the keynote ofHallowe’en many surprises will be invogue. Confetti, balloons and toyhorns will be plentifully supplied tothe merry-makers. Cider and appleswill form the main subsistence of theevening.To Have EntertainersIt is planned to have several of thepopular actors and actresses attendthe dance which is to be given in theCrystal Ballroom of the Cooper-Cartleton Hotel. Friday, October 31.at 9:00.Tickets, which were put on sale lastweek, are selling rapidly. Most of thetickets have been sold to fraternitymen it was announced. All studentsare urged to buy tickets as this danceis to be a strictly all University af¬fair. not being limited to fraternitymen. Tickets may be obtained fromthe University Bookstore, Wood¬worth’s, or from any active Score clubman for $2.50. (Continued from page 1)may be called for on Tuesday of thefollowing week.Tickets for the game will be onsale beginning Monday morning, butit will be impossible to arrange themin groups after Friday night, unlessthe entire number of tickets are pur¬chased simultaneously, Mr. Griffinstated. Each applicant will be lim¬ited to four tickets. Students willbe able to purchase tickets at" $2.50.The seats will be located in the cen¬ter.Railroad FareAnnouncement of the special trainschedule to carry students to thegame was also given out by Mr.Griffin. Trains will leave Chi^pgo at9:15 p. m. from the Englewood sta¬tion on Friday, arriving at Columbusat 7:00 a. m. Saturday. The samestudent special will leave Columbusat 11:59 p. m. Saturday, iprriving inChicago at 9:00 a. m. the next day.Complete railnt>ad fare for theround trip will be $11.25 if the student rides on the “Chicago Special”and Pullman fares for the round tripvary from $6.00 to $7.50. A repre¬sentative of the Pennsylvania rail¬road wdll be on hand all of nextweek at the football tickets commit¬tee office to answer all queries rela¬tive to transportation to the game. FOR RENT—Neatly furnishedrooms, suitable for two; board option¬al. Walking distance. Drexel 6426.706 E. 51st St., 1st Apt.OFFICIAL NOTICE 'The first regular meeting of the Y.W. C. A. second cabinet will be heldtomorrow at Ida Noyes hall. Allmembers are required to be present.GREEK COUNCIL MEETSInter-Fraternity council will meetWednesday at 7:30 in the Reynoldsclubhouse. “The meeting will he veryimportant and all members are ex¬pected to attend,” said Howard Amick,president of the council.THE ONLY SIGHT-READINGCOURSE UOR TENOR BANJOGet n guitar, mandolin or banjoukulele free with one term of leasont*.Wilson School of MusicHyde Park 2885CAP AND GOWN MEETINGThere will he a meeting of all ap¬plicants for the art department of theCap and Gown today at 3:30 in Ellishall. Room 2. ^ The NewCIRCLEOUT THURSDAYMB—EgEBMM—ANNOUNE DATE FORRAZING OF ELLIS HALL(Continued from page 1) *probability. The only shift likely isthe moving of the publication officesto the rear of Ellis hall to make wayfor the correspondence bureau on El¬lis avenupe entrance This changehas not been indorsed as yet.Work of tearing down the buildingwill begin as soon Answers to Your Questionsabout words, people, and places. You will find just the sourceof helpful working information you need in the 106,000 entries inWEBSTER’S COLLEGIATEThe ‘Best cAbridged "Dictionary—‘Based UponWEBSTER’S NEW’ INTERNATIONALWhat is the meaning of aviette, bakelite, psorosis? Who isBenevente, Fabre, Qalli - Curd ? Where is Le Morte Homme,Kenya? These are some of the countless questionsanswered here. 1256 pages; 1700 illustrations; printedon Bible Paper.See It at Your College Bookstore or Writefor Information to the Publishers. 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Promisedme an article for our house organ about the differ¬ence between his conception of what his latestbook, “Some Contemporary Americans,” wouldlook like and its actual appearance as it came fromour binders. Wonder what an author thinks aboutwhen he waits for his publishers to decide on aformat for his book * * * *Spent an hour estimating with the manager of thestock department just how* long the second printingof “How to Study” would last. Worse than across-word puzzle, this business of predicting howmany copies you’ll sell of a book that has “caughton" overnight. Guess we’ll have to chalk this par¬ticular volume up in the best seller class—too badit’s only a twenty-five cent pamphlet * * * *What the advertising manager of theUniversity of Chicago Press might haveivrittcn in his diary if he had one.« * \THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 15, 1924 Page ThreeNEW RULES FORTOUCHBALL MEETFINISHED, CULLOMEntries Close Next Week;Names of Sports ManagerRequestedPreparations for the intramurr!touchball tournament are nearly com¬plete, according to Paul Cullom, Fallsports manager. Letters have beensent to the various fraternities, an¬nouncing the tourney, and urgingthem to enter.Entry Deadline ThursdayEntries for the meet close Thursday,< ><'t. 23. The committee has finishedthe drawing-up of rules, and copies ofthis set will he distributed Thursday.The rules for this season’s play pro¬vide for nine-men teams, with the for¬ward pass playing a large part in thegame. All unnecesary roughness hasbeen eliminated, and expensive equip¬ment relegated to the discard, playersbeing able to compete in any sort ofold clothes.Footballs and similar equipment willlie furnished the teams by the Intra-*murals department. Efforts are beingmade to secure for competing organ¬izations practice balls for use outsideregular games.Play in this tournament starts Mon¬day. Oct. 27. The fields at 56th and(ireenwood have been prepared forthis sport, and it is hoped by those incharge that a portion of Stagg fieldcan be secured also.Unorganized Men SolicitedEspecial efforts are being put forthbv Kimball Valentine, general man¬ager of intramurals sports, and his co¬horts to enlist unorganized men in thissport. Chape! speeches and everyavailable other means have been usedin this work. Dormitory and men’shall team will play in a league of theirown. if the turnout is sufficient to war¬rant such action. The winners of theleague titles will compete for the Uni¬versity championship, for which a sil¬ver cup is offered.Entries Rolling inSo far a number of entries have beenreceived from fraternities, and it is ex¬pected that the major portion of the( .reeks will have teams in the runningby the time entries close. At leasttwo leagues are planned, said Cullom.and more will be organized should thenumber of entrants make it necessary.Must Elect ManagerThe attention of fraternities andother organizations who intend to par¬ticipate in intramurals work has beencalled to the fact that it is necessaryto select a sports manager at once.This sports manager will act as thedelegate to the Intramurals council,and will have one vote at its meetings.It is essential, according to Cullom. toelect this man immediately, so that hemay attend the banquet of the council,to be held Wednesday evening, Oct.(Continued on page 4) THAT BROWN GAMEPROVED 3 THINGSLast Saturday’s game with theBrown aggregation showed threethings. In the first place it provedconclusively that dope is never in¬fallible. The much vaunted pre¬dictions, forecasts, and lineups ofprobabilities that the folowers ofthe gridiron sport pass out cannotbe depended upon. Brown camehere with a reputation and a stringof potentialities for in advance ofanything that the most ardent andfaithful Maroon adherents couldmuster. “The team that beat Har¬vard 20-7 returns intact.” “TheMaroons haven’t a chance aftertheir sour showing against Mis¬souri.” This and much more.In direct connection with thefirst point is the proof that anythingcan happen to the worst team. Thereversal of, form .exhibited by theStaggmen was not the same foot¬ball that lost to Missouri. Theteam whr#h downed the Bears wasnot the same eleven which playedsuch an indifferent game againstthe Yalleyians.And thirdly, Saturday’s affairshowed that the Maroons will nothave a thoroughly dependable out¬fit until they find someone who cando at least a reasonably good jobof kicking. Exactly three goodpunts left Maroon toes during thegame. None of these was anythingout of the way. Any good highschool eleven has a kicker who canduplicate the booking which was of¬fered Maroon fans.So in preparing for the nextgame, that with Indiana, it mightbe remembered that points win thegame, and not dope, and that thereare certain (^finite ways to amasspoints.WaterbasketbaliersStronger ThanSwimmersWatcrbasketball prospects for thecoming season are brightening daily,acording to Coach McGillivary, whoexpresed the opinion yesterday thatalthough the swimmers trailed far be¬hind the water cage men, from thequality standpoint, there was no causefor alarm any more than for undueexuberation.One reason behind the excellence ofthe waterbasketball showing is thelarger turnout which has been no¬ticed. Material for the swimmingteam is much more scarce than for thecage sextet.Teams Ask for MeetsSeveral water squads have put inbids for meets. The Milwaukee Ath¬letic Association has asked for a date,as have Indiana and Wisconsin.(Continued on page 4)TONITEHave You Got Your Bim for the“Wednesday Whirl”To be given in the beautiful New MasonicTemple, Cottage Grove at 613t St.Jack Kirk’s Maroon band will supply warmmusic.Dance floor is unsurpassedWe plan to give “Whirls” every Wednes¬day nite providing we interest the students forwhom they are intended.You Like To DanceTake a ChanceGet a SquackDolt!v/2 Bux V/2 Bux. A Rifle Club StartsYear With WinSeason BehindWith the National Indoor cham¬pionship medal reposing upon thechest of one of its members and withmore than twenty other emblems ofmerit and ability in the possession ofits several important cogs, the Univer¬sity Rifle club is embarking upon ayear which holds, promise of being an¬other banner season, acording to Prof.Charles Chamberlain, who heads theorganization.Harrel Indoor ChampC. G. Harrel. for the past few sea¬sons the best shot on the team, lastyear annexed the National 'Indoortitle, with a score declared by theWar department to be the best indoorshoot ever recorded.In the outdoor instruction meet, heldat Camp Perry, Ohio, four Chicagomen won places against the best rifle¬men on the continent.The team as a whole last seasonaccumulated more than twenty medalsfor excellence and superiority in nu¬merous meets.Undergraduates InvitedProf. Chamberlain is anxious, hesays, that more undergraduates turnofit for this sport. He holds ou^ asan inducement the statement that theinstruction at the University riflerange is positive to make a fairly ex¬pert marksman out of a dub in lessthan a year’s time.It was. pointed out that an under¬graduate making the team in his earlyattempts has the opportunity to shootagainst Vale, Harvard, Johns-Hop-kins, the Army, and other large insti¬tutions during the next year.Freshmen have been urged to jointhe club, since a somewhat larger fieldfrom which to select has been founddesirable. In its drive for the cham¬pionship, Prof. Chamberlain says, noone will be overlooked as a possiblechamp.LIBERAL CLUB MEETSThe Liberal club will meet today at4:30 a. m. in Harper M-ll. A discus¬sion of “Some Current European Is¬sues” will be led by Mr. Harold D.Lasswell, instructor in Political Sci¬ence, who has recently returned froma year in Europe. THAT WOMEN’S CLUBRUSHING PARTYMUST POSSESS BOTH EFFECTIVENESS AS WELLAS QUALITY.THEN, TOO, THE NECESSITY FOR HASTE MAKESA CAFETERIA THE MOST POPULAR OF DININGPLACES.WE ARE ESPECIALLY CATERING DURING THISFINAL WEEK OF YOUR RUSHING, TO THE CAM¬PUS WOMEN’S CLUBS.WE WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR PARTY, NO MAT¬TER HOW BiG OR . HOW ELABORATE YOUSHOULD WISH IT.MASSEY’S CAFETERIA1406-08-10 E. Fifty-Fifth StreetMeet Me At Massey’sPIRPI FOUT TOMORROW PIRPI FOUT TOMORROWFOR A CLASSIFIED AD CALL FAIRFAX 5522Page F our THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 15, 1924ARE YOU SURE IT ISN’T THE“1% BUX,” TURK?In saddened desolation,And in sodden desperation,I wildly make my searches for agirl;And altho you may not care,You’ll admit it isr.'t fair,I haven’t got i Bim yet for theWhirl.Terrible Turk.THEY RATE MORE PUBLICITYTHAN THE PRINCE HIMSELF 1The ingenious and enterprising ad¬vertising man who smeared his lineabout the Whirl all over the Whistledidn’t know his stuff. Why doesn’t heput it where somebody will see it?CUTHY RATES A LOVE LETTER18 P. M.Dear Cuthv,Gosh, Cuthy, ain’t they alike, yourpa and my ma; they must of went toschool together, or ma’be they arecousins. At least they was born inthe same year. I wrote to Ma andasked for some dough for one of thesehere fourmal dresses what they wearon dress parade, and what do youthink, she ain’t willing to spend moneyon a dress, she says, what has nosleeves and where they forget to putthe back on. And I ain’t got no come¬back yet cause I don’t see why theyis as they are. It must be cold com-1in$4 home at 11:30 after a late date. 1especially when the conductors leavethe car windows open. So 1 rely onyou to tell me what to say. I will begoing to this here whirl, tonite, Cuthy,and will see you by the fountain atabout seven o’clock after things getgoing. I guess they are going todance at it.Well, if you don’t get to the whirlwrite anyhow.Your friend in need,Polly Sigh WATERBASKETBALLERSARE STRONGEST(Continued from page 3)Among the local watermen request¬ing meets is the Chicago A. A.Coach McGillhary explained the im¬possibility of accepting dates from anyother water group at this date, sincethe schedules are made at the coaches’meeting in December. At that time itwill be necessary to look through rec¬ords to see whom the Maroons owemeets, and to arrange the lists for theseason.Openings on VarsityThat there are still openings for var¬sity aspirants was made plain by thewater mentor. The freshman squadis showing up in somewhat betterbetter shape, all things considered,than the upperclassmen. Perhaps theoutstanding member of the green wat-erdogs is Mygdal, who shines in thebreast stroke events. DELTHO ENTERTAINS FROSHDeltho club will sponsor a Halow-e'en party, the first of the three enter¬tainments scheduled for this year, forall freshman women Friday. October24. from 8 to 12, in the gymnasium ofIda Noyes hall. Faculty and clubmembers have been invited to attend.MICHELSON TO SPEAKProf. A. A. Michelson will talk tothe Physics club tomorrow at 4:30 inroom 32, of Ryerson library. His sub¬ject is to be “Some Recent Experi¬ments in Measuring the Velocity ofLight.”SUBSCRIBE *0THE DAILY MAROON NEW RULES FOR TOUCH-BALL MEET FINISHED(Continued from page 3)22. At this time the new constituionwill be considered and further prepar¬ations for the coming year will betaken up.The name of the organization sportsCOWHEY’SS. E. Corner 55th & Ellis Ave.MEN’S WEAR & BILLIARDSSport ReturnsBy Special WireSpare Time MoneyChristmas Greeting Cards offeran unusual opportunity to earn $35to 850 weekly extra. Weekly pay¬ment. Samples -free. Selling ex¬perience unnecessary. Get details.Write todaj'. Dept. 302,JOHN A. HERTEL CO.318 YY. Washington, ChicagoButter ’em WhileThey’re HotatThe ShantyThese crisp, frosty mornings—delicious golden-brown waffles—with huUer up maple syrup un lit¬tle pig sausages un a cup of steam¬ing hot coffee—Oh! Boy! Ain’t ita grand and glorious felin’.THE SHANTY EATSHOP1309 East 57th Street‘A Homey Place for Homey Folks’ manager must be turned in to the In¬tramurals office on the second floor ofBartlett gymnasium by next Monday,in order that officials may learn theCecil E.Kincaid and size of the attendance at the banquet.A member of the executive council ison hand in this office every day from11 until 6. and on Saturday mornings.Mile. LinaDonovaIntroductory Announcementof theMIRIAM SHOPcatering to the Co-edsWhere you are assuredthe very newest styles at PRIVATE STUDIOin conjunction with the beautiful Ball-roomHOTEL HAYES64th and University Avenue Hyde Park 4400UNIVERSITY STUDENTS—Fountain Service and Light Lunchesare Best atWILLIAMSCANDY SHOPFresh Hame Made CandiesCorner Fifty Fifth at University Ave.Ball-room Dance InstructionWith a PurposeTo enable you to learn to dance well inthe shortest possible time. That is why wesay “thorough instruction in Smart Ball¬room dancing.*’Social Instruction Class, Wed. 8 P. M.Private lessons for ladies and gentlemen byappointmentTHOSE DUMBEST FROSH,AGAINDear Whistle,I saw the dumbest frosh roaming!around the military department look-1ing for Major Sequence, yesterday.Dizzy.Kind Sir,Heard a frosh over in Beecher in¬quiring the other day on what nightthe Wednesday Whirls are going tobe held.D>esdemona. 1 MODERATE PRICESDresses LingerieCoats NeckwearOpen Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday EveningsTHE MIRIAM SHOP357 East 61st Street— FACULTY MEMBERSGRADUATE STUDENTSUNDERGRADUATESYOUTH’S ABANDON—A REVUESecond night (after censors have done jtheir stuff.)Scene 1—Two sailors trip out of ice jcream parlor singing their alma mater. !They argue.First Sailor—“Sir. I cannot brook \your insolence!”Second S.—“Aw, fudge.”First S.—“Darn it, sir, you insult jme. On guard.’’ (Pulls out gun andsquirts stream of water at desperate :opponent. Second sailor sinks tostage.)Scene 2—Love Scene. Couple walkin and seat themselves on parlor sofa, jMaiden reaches up and turns on arclight.He (grasping her by the hand)—“lYrdon my ardor, but I just can't |control myself.”She (looking nervously around)—'“Yes, but suppose Father should seeus now. He hasn’t gone to bed yet.”Audience gasps at daring allusion tobed.He (confidently)—“And soon we jwill be engaged, and then 1 shall kissyou.”Woman screams in horror at sug¬gestive use of kiss.(At this point two angels flit frontends and scatter roses over stage.)She—“Well, perhaps you’d better jgo. I have to do my homework.”(Angels come up and lead them offby the hands.)Curtain falls as author rushes frombuilding pulling his hair.Cuthy, Turk & Co., Inc.NEWS ITEMYour attention is respectfully calledto the ex-dinner pail doing service onthe lamp post in front of Cobb. Weput it there so you wouldn’t have towalk all the way over to the Maroonoffice to deposit your startling quibs.Please do so.Well, see you at the whirl.A!!-in. 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