11 r'&uoauow/ won*Vol. 24 No. 5 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4, 1924 Price 5 CentsSTAGG TO GREETBOY SCOUTS ATTODAY’S GAMEPlan Impressive CeremoniesFor Season's FirstBattle\\ hile the rivai teams engage in eig-nal practice before the game this after-oon Coach A. A. Stagg will give ashort talk to some five or six thousandBoy Scouts of Chicago, assembled towatch the opening football game to¬day. The Scouts will appregatc onthe east side of the field shortly be¬fore the game. A troop carrying fiftyAmerican flags will l**ad the proces¬sion with various other troops follow¬ing in order. After assembling, theScouts will march around the field<M,it n„u tH*. JUMltt)stands.To Escort CoachesCoaches of both teams will be es¬corted by a guard of boys when signalpractice begins, to het Scout section,where they will meet the troops. Staggwill give a short megaphone talk prais¬ing the boys’ layalty in turning out soenthusiastically for this occasion. Dur¬ing the progress of the game, the Chi¬cago cheerleaders will lead hem in around of cheers. The Scouts will thusbe able to demonstrate not only theirability to drill, but to show their ’‘pep"while witnessing the athletic contestsIn accepting the cordial invitation totake part in the exercises on Staggfield, Mr. George Stephenson, Scoutexecutive of the Chicago council, pre¬dicts that at least fifty per cent of Chi¬cago's quota of scouts will be on handfor the Missouri game and will enterinto the spirit of the day.HARPER RECEIVESFOREIGN BOOKSIN SUMMERDuring the summer, thirty onenew books have been received atHarper Memorial Library. The ma¬jority oT them are i reign books. butmany other volumes have been add¬ed to the already large collection.The following are the books re¬ceive d:Electric Railway Practices, 1923—Norris.Anti-Dumping—Feld.Historie des Droits D’Entree —Brenaymie.Income Taxes in the British Do¬minion.The Treaties of Peace, Volt. I. andII.— Martin.Century—Botsford.Shipping and Shipbroking—Mae-murray.Finances of the Union of SouthAfrica—De Kock.Workmen’s Compensation StatuteLaw—Hill & Wilkin.The Insurgent Theatre — Dickin¬son.Le Cote de Germantes—Proust.Sodome et Gomorrhe—Proust.The Great Streets of the World—Cours de Finances Publique—Je-ze.The Monroe Doctrine—Alvarez.Coaf of “The World”—Heaton.Principi di Economia Commer-einle—Viter.Gnerre Maritime et Neutralite—Mondelstam and Nolde.Cavalier and Puritan—Rollins.The Manchester Guardian—Mills.(Continued on page 2) Chapel Will FollowLast Year’s PlanRegular chapel services willbegin Monday, of next week. Serv¬ice will be held daily at 12 o’clock,and the same plan will be fol¬lowed as that of last year.All freshmen will attend onMonday. *“All sophomores will attend onTuesday.All jupiors will attend on Wed¬nesday.All seniors will attend onThursday.ALUMNAE POINT FORNO JURY ART EXHIBITProceeds Go to Build GalleryF'm* FreedomMoveAgnes Squire Potter, '24, and Vir¬ginia Strain. ’24, are among the sev¬eral University students, members ofthe No Jury society of artists, whohave entered pictures in the annualexhibition of that society openingMonday at Marshall Field’s, and aretaking active part in the arrangementsfor the second annual masque ballheld Monday. Oct. 13, at the MidwayGardens.The No Jury society, which is recornized by the Art Institute and otherprominent art associations, holds anannual dance to raise funds for thebuilding of a No Jury gallery in whichthe work of living artists only will beexhibited. At present, Fields have do-noted the use of their galleries in re¬spect for the society. “LTnless a liv¬ing artist is very well known it seemsto be almost impossible tor him tohave his work exhibited in any of thepresent galleries," said Rudolph Weis-enborn, president of the society. “Forthis reason. American art progress isnot as great as it could be were it pos¬sible for unknown artists to have theopportunity to exhibit their work toadvantage.”It is because of the fear of thejuries which must approve of all pic¬tures before they are put on exhibition,that many artists are rightly timidabout approaching them, according toMr. Weisenborn. When the No Turvgallery is completed any artist’s workthat reaches a certain standard beyondthe extreme amateurish can be en¬tered. In this manner artists get theunbiased criticism that dan so aid themin their work, and subsequently in theadvancement of American art, he be¬lieves. To Fight NextBig War SansArmies—Lemon ‘BAGDAD” STAR Air Clider Of INNOVATE FOOTBALLGREETS FOREIGN Chicago Man OPEN HOUSE TODAY|A war without armies, and withno need of armies, a struggle be¬tween small groups of men equippedwith the deadliest machines everimagined, was the prediction of Prof.Harvey Brace Lemon of the Depart¬ment of Physics in a recent lecture.Such a war, he said, may come with¬in the next twenty years.Whole centers of population, hedeclared, will be destroyed at onestroke. He attributes this danger tothe over-development of science asopposed to the humanities.“Because we are able to doubleour plant production and treble ourdividends,” he said, referring toAmerica, “oir star is in the ascen¬dant just now. At the same time wehave made it higm> yioLch’s ifanother war arrives the strugglinggovernments will be able, with eithera handful of devoted men or bypurely mechanical means, to anni¬hilate at a stroke large centers ofpopulation; men, women and chil-1dien, without distinction.‘♦Society, still mediaeval in ethicalond political evolution, has forged,weapons and focersrrrtartr thetoat;pended over it, like the sword of jDamocles, by the threads of our frail jstatesmanship, political ignorance jand incompetence, and public andprivate greedy enterprises.” STUDENTS HERE Breaks RecordAnna May Wong Guest ofInternational StudentsAssociationOne hundred students, representingfourteen nationalities, were present atthe meeting of the Internatiial Stu¬dent’s Association last night at theReynolds clubhouse.. Miss AnnayMay Wong, Chinese motion pictureactress and player of a prominent rolein "The Thief of Bagdad," was theguest of honor.In referring to her late cinema suc¬cess Miss A rong recommends the playto such of her hearers as believe inlairness. “I don’t believe in themmyself,” she said, "but my next pic¬ture, Peter Pan, also has fairies in it;so maybe I will believe in them be¬fore I’m itifoLigu aas^s&iavsase- ns ^“C” Books SalesReach HalfMark Miss Wong, who was born in LosAngeles eighten years ago, takesgreater pride in the achievements ofher brothers than in her own youth¬ful fame. “I have one brother study¬ing law in Japan," she said. “I wishhe’d go to one of our American uni¬versities, because the advantages hereare much greater than in the Orient.My younger brother I hope to havestudy engineering, so that he may bea help to China'in her mechanical de¬velopment.”Mr. Bruce W. Dickson, advisor offoreign students, was chairman of theprogram and introduced the speakersof the evening. The program follows:1. Miss Lois Gillanders, chairmanof the World Fellowship Committeeof the Y. W. C. A., gave a speech of\>elcome to the guests.Of the 1,700 football ticket hooksbeing sold to the student body of theUniversity 965 have already been dis¬posed of. acocrding to the committeein charge. This means that only afraction over half of the books havebeen disposed of. The committe urgesall students who have not purchasedtheir books for the cheering section todo so immediately.If, as in past years, there is a de¬mand for more than the original 1.700books an additional number will beadded in the section nearest the pres¬ent cheering division.Lhiiversity employes have beenworking on the stands until they arenow ready to seat the many enthu¬siasts for the Chicago-Missouri game,which is scheduled for this afternoon.The proverbial “hot dog” stands arein their customary places ready to ap¬pease the apeptites of the visiting Mis¬sourians as well as those that cheerfor the Maroon.OVAL SPHERE IS COWHIDE NOT PIGSKINSAYS JULIAN CURTIS Indian, sang four numbers, accom¬panied by Miss Katherine Grant, ofthe class of 29203. Mr. Arthur Frentz, chairman ofY. M. C. A. work, gave a speec ofwelcome.4. Mr. Leon H. Jirol rendered sev¬eral selections on the guitar..5. Mr. Augustin Alonzo, chairmanof International Students’ Association,gave an address6. Dr. J. P. Good, of the Geographydepartment of the University of Chi¬cago. gave a speech.Students from China, Japan, thePhilippines, Korea, Germany, Canada,France, Greece, Czecho-Siovakia,Hungary, Russia, New Zealand, Bel¬gium, India, Ceylon, were present.Band Ready ForAfternoon’s FrayCorrections MadeIn “C” HandbookThe following corections for the Y.M. C. A. Handbook for 1924-25 areannounced:The Y. M. C. Handbook may bepurchased at the University Bookstoreor at Woodworth’s for twenty-fivecents.Pages 86, 87, and 88 should havecaption October instead of September.Page 136: Delta Upsilon’s telephonenumber should be Hyde Park 8924.Page 137: The address of SigmaAlpha Epsilon should be 5621 Wood-lawn Avenue. The pigskin lazily rising and turn¬ing in the air to fall in the arms ofthe awaiting warrior, is no more.The well-known phrase attached tothe football has been officially oblit¬erated. Sport writers on most ofthe university campuses are bewail¬ing the loss of one of the favoritegridiron phrases as a result of thedictum set down by Julian Curtis ofNew York, veteran sports authority,while reviewing the wonderfulspread of athletic activities through¬out the United States.The football, he says, is not a pig¬skin. Cowhide is the material used.In former years when the game wasjust coming into popularity and itwas not possible to have the foot¬balls manufactured, the players wentto a butcher and got a pig bladder,put a quill in it, inflated it and tiedit with a string. It was nothing touse four or five different balls forjust one game. Casualties to theballs, however, were nothing com¬pared to those inflicted on the participants ;n the game. After weeks of preparation underthe coaching of Lt. Gildart, the Uni¬versity band is ready for the gamewith Missouri today. An hour beforethe game the band will take the fieldand play while marching around thegridiron. At the half, the memberswill form into a giant “C” and playthe “ Alma Mater,” in observance ofthe tradition.The band, one of the largest ofits kind, still owns the biggest Bassdrum in the Conference. It is twelvefeet, one inch in diameter, and takesthe combined efforts of three mento operate it.LAST CALL FOR FRESHMENFreshmen who wish to try out forplaces as reporters for The Daily Ma¬roon will have their last opportunityto submit their names Monday at 2.They must report to the news editorsat the offices of The Daily Maroon inEllis' hall.Men who want positions in the ad¬vertising or circulation department areasked to meet the manager of either ofthes** departments in the office at thesame hour. Thomas Hulroy is adver¬tising manager and Leland Neff is cir¬culation manager. SEE OPPORTUNDESIN ‘DEAD’ TONGUES An air glider, modeled by RobertV. Jaros of the University, remainedin the air in the Mulvihill Model Tro¬phy race at Dayton, Ohio, for 10 min¬utes 14.2 seconds, establishing what isbelieved to be a new world’s recordfor glider flyers, according to reportsreceived yesterday.The gliding model constructed byJaros also broke the distance recordwith a journey of one mile and a half,according to the announcement fromthe jujdges’ stand. The previous rec¬ord was a distance of 6,000 feet in atime of 5.5 minutes.Jaros is a member of the ModelAero Club of Illinois, located at 84thand Cicero Avenue.The contest in which Jaros is be¬lieved to have broken the world’s time’ **-4 4*non of IN REYNOLDS CLUBSyncopators Asked ToVolunteer ServicesFor Mixerof races held by the American Aero¬nautic association at Dayton duringthis week. The John L. Mitchell Tro¬phy race and the Pulitzer Cup racewill come today, closing the meet.Last night the wo"ld flyers werethe guests of the association at a ban¬quet at Dayton. Attendance at thedaily races has been increasing, a to¬tal of 30,000 spectators turning outyesterday to view the four events andan aerial "gymkhana.”Staggmen Rub OffRough ComersIn Practice Campus musicians who wish to gainfame will have the opportunity to dis¬play their prowess today by offeringto furnish the syncopation for theopen-house football mixer in the Rey¬nolds clubhouse. All preparationshave hen made for the dance, but nomusicians have as yet been procured.Due to the cooperation of CoachElonzo A. Stagg, who has offered tofinance the affair, all day open-housefootball mixers will be held regularlythroughout the season. Mr. Stagg hasformally invited the Missouri team to¬gether with the students who have ac¬companied them to use the Reynoldsclubhouse at a prpnpr?l lipoHnin r»r> r cduring their stay here.To Entertain VisitorsThis mixer, together with its suc-| cessors, will furnish a suitable oppor¬tunity for the University people tomeet and entertain the visitors fromthe visiting colleges. Coffee anddoughnuts will be served immediatelyafter the game in the south lounge ofthe clubhouse. Check rooms will beprovided in order to insure a place ofsafety for the visitors’ wraps.Mr. and Mrs. Alonzo A. Stagg andMr. and Mrs. Bertram G. Nelson willbe present to greet all those who at¬tend the mixer. All faculty membershave been asked to attend in orderto make this first social football affaira success.2. Mr. F Frazier, a North American A. comparatively eaisy practice onyesterday afternoon, designed chieflyto keep the gridders warmed up andto smooth off the few remainingrough edges, revealed as little asformer afternoon, as to the final de¬cision of the “Old Man” regardingthe personnel of the eleven whichwill start this opening game withMissouri.Missouri Line StiffOne thing is certain, whichevereleven steps onto the gridiron willbe met by a stiff, obstinate line anda driving backfield which will makethem jump to produce the desiredresults. Continuous drill has beensmoothing out the Maroon team¬work to a marked degree. Fumblesare becoming the exception, and newplays have been assimilated rapidly.The plays which have been givngthe Staggmen the most trouble, andwhich will undoubtedly prove theweakest thing they try, are forward¬passing attempts. From the stand¬point of beef, the Maroons will bewell-equipped. The lineup whichStagg will probably start is expectedto average about 184 pounds. Thisaverage is not indicative of the act¬ual size of most of the men, beinglowered considerably by the light¬weight, Curley, and slim HarrisonBarnes.Much Depends on SpiritMuch depends upon whether ornot the Maroons can get keyed upto the pitch where they will simplynot allow any opposing team to haveits way. It can bo done if the “OldMan” can work them up to it. TheChicago teams of the past have beennotoriously lax in this respect. ATHLETES RATE LOWERTHAN SCHOLARSIN ENGLANDProf. Miller Has Place OnInvestigating BodyRare opportunity for college gradu¬ates through the study of Latin andGreek was discvlosed recently in thereport of the American ClassicalLeague on the rating of the classics,and the alarming paucity of teachersin the subjects of Latin and Greek.In May, 1920. the American Clas¬sical league, devoted to the prepara¬tion of the Greek and Latin classic inAmerican secondary schools, receiveda notice from the General EducationBoard indicating a willingness to fi-nancea complete investigation. Oftthe advisory hoard to head the investi¬gation, were fifteen members, one ofwhom was Prof. F. J. Miller, of thisUniversity.The investigation entailed a carefulinquiry into the existing status of theclassics in the schools of the country,and the preparation of a progressiveand constructive plan for the teachingof the classics in the secondary schoolsof the United States. This involveda painstaking investigation into suchdetails as the enrollment of studentsin Greek and Latin and the generalways of teaching, studying, andmethod.The plan for the investigation wasadopted, and the advisory board ap-(Continued on page 2) President Burton ToOpen Sunday ChapelPresident Ernest DeWitt Burtonwill open Sunday chapel for the quar¬ter with an address tomorrow at 11 inMandel hall.Following the usual custom. Mr.Robert W. Stevens, choir director,Mjll give an organ recital for the fif¬teen minutes immediately precedingservice. James White and BruceDickson, who served as soloists lastyear, will serve again in this capacity.The choir, which is composed of six¬teen men, will sing Parker’s anthem.“I Was Glad When They Said UntoMe." In all the English universities, suchas Oxford and Cambridge, the ath¬letic letter man does not receive ashigh rating as does the scholar.ac-cording to Professor L. B. Richard¬son of the Chemistry Department ofDartmouth University. This is thefirst address that Professor Richard¬son has made since his return froma semester’s study of the collegesand universities of the United States,Scotland and England.Not only in this particular, but asa whole, the English college systehdiffers greatly from our Americanplan, according to Professor Richard¬son. “Oxford is run entirely by thetutorial system and the two alterna¬tives of study open to the studentare the Pass course, which is of gen¬eral scope, each man taking two orthree subjects a year; and the Hon¬ors course, by far the most popular,which is a specialization course inwhich a man limits his field to a sin¬gle subject.“Oxford men are expected to knowone thing well. Their course in theuniversity is not such as to give thema broad training although the broad¬ening effect may come from the as¬sociations of college life. The manwho takes a pass or general courseis looked on as being on a lowerplane than the Honors man.“Instruction is individual and astudent reports to his tutor once aweek when the tutor reads over hispupil’s essay and criticises it, some¬times being more critical of the styleand the English used than of thecontext. The student, therefore, isfree to work as he pleases and thisfreedom is detrimental to the indo¬lent man.“In the Oxford colleges the sociallife is the most attractive feature.The tone of discussion is, as a whole,on a much higher plane than in theAmerican universities and colleges.“Oxford is not exacting in its at¬tention to the daily work of the stu¬dent. It limits its pressure in schol¬arship to the examinations whichseem trivial to the American student.Oxford is, however, ver yexacting inthe enforcement of the requirementsthat you wear your cap and gownand that you dine at the proper hourand in the formal dining hall.Page Two■ ~ ■ —■ -■ ■ ■ ■®Ifp 1 atltf fflaruattThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Sunday andMonday during the Autumn. Winter andSpring quarters by The Daily MaroonCompany.Entered as second class mail at the Chi¬cago Postofilee, Chicago, Illinois, March13. 1906, under the act of March 3, 1873.Offices Ellis 1Telephones:Editorial Office Midway 3800Business Office Fairfax 5522Member ofThe Western Conferenee Press Association t 'THE DAILY MAROON. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4, 1924EDITORIAL DEPARTMENTl.KS RIVER MANAGING EDITORAllen Heald EditorMilton Kauffman... EditorViet or Winner EditorHeilman Weaver... Sports EditorAbner H. Berezniak Day EditorAllan Cooper FditorDeeiner Lee Day EditorReese Price EditorWalter Williamson. Day EditorEditorGertrude Bromberg. Asst. EditorLoig Gillanders EditorMarjorie Cooper... . EditorRuth Daniels EditorDorothy Kennedy.. EditorFrances Wakeley... EditorMarjorie Both EditorViolet Pritzsker Asst. EditorEvelyn Thompson.. EditorMarjorie Sale W riterBl SIN ESS STAFFHerbert C. DeYoung.... Business Manager IEdward Bezazian Asst. Business Mgr.Thomas ft Mulroy.. .Advertising ManagerLeland Neff Circulation ManagerKthan Granquist Auditor lI.e Roy Hansen Collection Manager Ii «... stone ...... ,, Asst. Feature WriterASSISTANTSMilton Kreines. Myron Well, Eliot Ful¬ton. Maurice Lipcovitz, Philip Kaus, JackPincus, Sidney Collins. Thomas Field,Delmar Frv, Dudley Emmerson.HARPER RECEIVES FOREIGNBOOKS IN SUMMER(Continued from page 1) *Progress and History—Marvin.Christianity at the Crossroads —Mullins.Guide-Book to France for Ameri¬cans—Nivart and Chatelie.Die Krieg Swirrtschaft Russlands—Clare.Growth of Public Opinion—KyddJohn Shaw Billings—Lyndberg.A Nation and Its Books—.The Watsons—Austen.Momentary Reform—Keynes.Fitch Bond E:^k, 1924—.Introduction to Social Service—Spalding.SEE OPPORTUNITIESIN DEAD’ TONGUES(Continued from page 1)pointed eight sectional boards which!contained fifty-five persons in all, rep¬resenting all parts of the country.Beginning in 1921, the investigationwas carried on throughout the twoacademic years 1921-1922, and 1922-1°23 in every state in the Union. Agreat deal of traveling was necessary,and about a year and a half aditionaltime was taken to collect and summar¬ize the results.Seven hundred and fifty thousandindividual tests were made during theinvestigation, 1,313 secondary schoolswere enlisted, and the total number otpupils investigated was approximately150,000.“In our public high schools, wherefully nine-tenths of our secondaryschool pupils are to be found, Greekis ordinarily not provided at all. Evenwhen provided it. is usually left totake its forlorn chance in a scramblewith easier studies of less intellectualpower, and of quick comercial use.”In Latin, however, the report takesa much more optimistic view. Itstates that there is much good, medi¬ocre and poor teaching of Latin, butthat there are Latin courses of greatpopularity in the majority of secondary schools. There are serious faultsin the arrangement of most of theLatin courses; often no continuity orcorrect order is insisted upon. “Wedo not believe that improvement isattainable on a large scale until reallyadequate provision is made for thetraining of Latin teachers,” the reportcontinues. “There is plenty of evi¬dence to show that the demand forLatin teachers, especially for bettertrained Latin teachers, is increasingrapidly, and that the supply is so in¬adequate as to warrant deep anxiety.“Latin has the highest average rec¬ord among the four subjects whichhave the largest enrollment of pupils.Small provision is being made fortraining Latin teachers. It is not toomuch to say that the future educa¬tional usefulness of Latin is largelydependent on securing this urgentlyneeded supply. The Latin pupils arecoming in great and increasing num¬bers. Are we to have the teachers toteach them? The opportunity isgreat and the need is imoerative.” Subscription BlankLeland Nfeff, Circulation Manager,The Daily Maroon, Box 0, Faculty Exchange.Please enter my subscription to the Daily Maroon forone quarter f , . . . , . , $1.50one year for which 1 enc,ose the sum of $3.00Mail, 50c a Quarter or $1.00 a Year Extra.NAMESTREETCITY AND STATETheUNIVERSITY RESTAURANTInvites Students to... EAT HEREAcross the Street fromSNELL HALL5706 Ellis Ave.BREAKFAST—7-10:30 A. M.DINNER—11 A. M.-2:30 P. M.SUPPER—5 P. M.-7:30 P. M. Radio Fans to Be Ableto Hear SeasonOpenersThis afternoon marks the gen¬esis of the world’s series ballgames, as well as of the localfootball season. Both these occa¬sions will be broadcast by radioall over the country. The Mis-souri-Chicago football game willbe sent out direct from the fieldby Harold Fall, assistant directorof KYW, who has performed thisduty for the last two seasons. University Tea House5725 Kenwood AvenuePhone Hyde Park 9082SHORT ORDERS A SPECIALTYLunch, l 1 :30 to 1 :30 25c and 45cDinner, 5:30 to 7:30 60cSunday Serving from 1 2 to 3 o clock.TYPEWRITERSGuaranteed Portables$15.00Box 0 Faculty ExchangeSpare Time MoneyChristmas Greeting Cards offeran unusual opportunity to earn $35to $50 weekly extra. Weekly pay¬ment. Samples free. Selling ex¬perience unnecessary. Get details.Write today. Dept. 302,JOHN A. HERTEL CO.418 W. Washington, ChicagoSPECIALS 30c upRIVALS THE BEAUTYFor Study OF THE SCARLET TANAGERFor Correspondence$7 Duofold ina $5 SizeNever FailingNever AilingJewel-Smooth 25-Year Point$1 Gold Girdle at No Extra ChargeYes, in every respect save size,the $5 Duofold Jr. or Lady Duofoldis a $7 pen like the famous Over¬size Duofold. Gold Pocket-clip orGold Ring-end included, as well asthe strong Gold Girdle around thecap.No reason this fall to buy a cheappen. For Duofold brings you thespeed and character in writing thatwin with the world. And the writ¬ing urge that makes work welcome.Its point—if not mistreated—isguaranteed for 25 years’ WEAR.Step up to the first pen counterand get it—speed Learning incollege and Earning afterward.THE PARKER PEN COMPANYManufacturers also of Parker Duofold Pencils tomatch the pen, $3.50Factory and General OfficesJANESVILLE, WIS. Friday, Oct. 3, 1924.Dear Katherine:Being a cross-word puzzleshark, you will not find itdifficult to tell nie (next timewe meet in front of Cobh)the only exact synonym forsomething that’s entertain¬ing. thoroughly readable, andcollegiate as the devil. Youhave guessed it—the forthcomingissue ofTHE CIRCLEWell. Katherine, if you'reat all interested in the extra¬ordinarily generous commis¬sion to he paid salespersons,don't be bashful. I want toknow.Yours ever,Seward Covert.South Shore Hotel1454 Hyde Park BoulevardoVERY DESIRABLE ROOMS, WITH EXCELLENTMEALS.oRoom 1 person $18.00 WeeklyRoom 2 persons 26.00 WeeklyLarge room. 3 persons 42.00 WeeklyLarge room, with bath. 3 persons 48.00 WeeklyOPhone Kenwood 2261~-======:- ' ' ■= X 1 • -Press-ButtonFiller cappedinside of barrel—out of sight—out of harm’sway. finill Duo-Sleeve Cap— an extraBleeve for anInk-Tight seal.Red and BlackColorCombinationRe*, trade MarkII. S. Pat. OfficeSlender Lady Dao-fold or Duotoid Jr.Ribbon $1 extra(Outline show!relative over-sizeof *7 Duofold)A COMPLETE STOCK OFPARKER PENSatWOODWORTH’S BOOK STOREOpen Every Evening 1311 E. 57th St. THAT EMPTYFEELINGIs there anything known that can be said to arousea ravenous appetite more than attending a football game?The peppy air, the tension of the game, the activity, allthese factors contribute to the hunger which grips everyloyal Maroon supporter immediately following a game.But we also ask, is there any more delightful feelingthan that which we experience upon the proper satisfac¬tion of this appetite? Come over to our place right afterthe game this afternoon and give our menu a chance to setyou in fine spirits with our home-cooked foods that SAT-1FY.It’s not far, either; just walk down to fifty-fifth streetand a few blocks East, that’s the direction to the finesteating place in all the city.MASSEY’S CAFETERIA1406-8-10 E- 55th StreetJH£ A® J«A6&£1’&Page ThreeTHE DAfLY MAROON, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4, 1924MISSOURI SHOWSWEAKNESS AS TOSUBSTITUTE MENOnly Two Veterans Ready toTake Team Mates’PlacesMissouri’s greatest weakness todaywill probably appear in her derth ofsubstitutes. The leeven or twelve menupon whom she bases her boast ofprowess are about all she has. Twoveteran substitutes are all that theIsouthern outfit can produce. Onehappens to be for the line and theother works works in the backfield.The remaining men on the squad aremostly former frosh, who have butlittle experience and no varsity workto speak of behind them.Must Conserve StrengthThis situation means that Missouriwill have to bo careful, and at thesame time work furiously to do whatshe may while the opportunity pre¬sents itself; if such tactics can be vis¬ualized. A good start will meaneverything to her. Injuries or thecalling of any man off the field willseriously endanger Missouri chances.The Maroons will eagerly learnwhat their opponents can do in theAvay of booting the pigskin. If the"Tsfmw-we ; rtbyr t>ss se$s aimityTtr tinsfield their stock will rise considerably.The loss of Lamp'e was a hurt in thisdirection for the Maroons, for he w’as,besides being a god and experiencedend, a good man with his toe. Hehad. of late, been putting the ovalboth well into the air, and over a goodbit of turf. Curley and Francis willhave to do most of this work now.Kikpe CoachesThe Missouri eleven is coached byGwinn Henry, who has made more ofa ngtme for himself recently than wasexpected. Harry Kikpe, former Uni¬versity of Michigan star, holds the as¬sistant berth. PAISLEY, BRILLIANT MATMAN, ISORDERED OUT BY HIS DOCTOR;GREGOR’S EYES PREVENT WORK SWIM PROSPECTSLOOK EXCELLENTTO MCGILLIVARY Classified AdsEligibility Among Other Causes for Hofferq’s Worry; StrongMaterial Returns in a Few Instances; FroshGetting Good Start Eleven Men Return; FroshMaterial in GoodShapeWith the first call for practice sentout by Coach Dan Hoffer of the gym¬nastics team yesterday, a bird’s-eyeview of the situation showed Paisley,star tumbler and clever all-aroundman. barred from competition thisseason by his doctor. Paisley has butrecently recovered from an extremelysevere attack of typhoid fever, andwill be unable to enter the lists thisyear. His loss will be felt keenly,since Coach Hoffer' was dependingupon him to be one of the two orthree men who will have to bear thebrunt of Chicago’s gymnastics workthis year.Another loss which the team willprobably suffer is that of Gregor, whohas been having considerable troublewith his eyes. The impairment of hissight will probably result in hisforced elimination from competition.He was to have been depended uponto fill Adler’s shoes as ConferencecKahip' Wtffi vhe rsb i s alsowaiting to see what will happen tohis eligibility before he can be count¬ed upon as a competitor.Captain Van Vactor will return -andwill have to carry a large share of theload. He will be groomed for All-Around Champion, and although somekeen competition exists, he should beable to cop, if the dope, this early,means anything at all.McDaniels is returning to do hisshare upon the parallel bars, the hors¬es and the rings. He was a bright light last year, and should be even betterthis winter.Quinn, a good all around man,will be on hand to work in where hefits best. Coach Hoffer feels he canmake something of Quinn this sea¬son, and as the material is so scarce,he will have full opportunity to showwhat he can do. He will have agood teammate in Nelson who scoresin practically the same events.The Maroons have chalked up astrong schedule this year, necessitat¬ing some hard work.Urge Students toVote at ElectionAnn Arbor, Oct. 3.—College Re¬publicans clubs already formed to thenumber of 250, and 400 others thatare in process of forming arc aboutto swing into action in an endeavorto get the biggest vote possible in thecoming November elections. One of’thCTU skfs organ i zat i o n s willundertake is to remind 2,(100,000 vote isthat 32 states have laws which permitqualified voters to vote by mail if theyare out of their home precincts butwithin their home states.In adition to urging all students tovote the clubs will appeal to thealumni members and to relatives andclose friends to go to the polls, orvote by mail if not at home on elec¬tion day. The intensive drive for abig vote will continue until November4th.OFFICIAL STATEMENT FORTHE MAROONOctober 2, 1924Assignment of students todeans in the Colleges of Arts,Literature, and Science.All students who were in resi- Idence last year will be assigned |to the same deans to whom they |were assigned last year, except jthat students assigned last year t*>!Dean Field will be assigned thisyear to Dean Kingsbury.New students are assigned todeans as follows:Senior men in Arts and Liter¬ature: Dean Whittlesey.Junior men in Arts and Liter¬ature: Dean Kingsbury.Sophomore men in Arts andLiterature:A-K: Dean NortonL-Z: Dean SmithFreshmen men in Arts and Lit¬erature :A-F: Dean KingsburyG-K: Dean NortonL-R: Dean SmithS-Z: Dean WhittleseySenior women in Arts and Lit¬erature:A-K: Dean FlintL-Z: Dean WallaceJunior women in Arts and Lit¬erature: Dean BreckinridgeSophomore women in Arts andLiterature:A-K: Dean WallaceL-Z: Dean LogsdonFreshmen women in Aits andLiterature:A-C: Dean BreckenridgeD-Q: Dean FlintR-Z: Dean WallaceSenior men in Science: DeanGlattfeld.Junior men in Science: DeanGlattfeld.Sophomore men in Science:Dean NortonFreshmen men in Science:Dean GlattfeldAll women in Science: DeanLogsdonSeniors working as First-yearLaw Students: Dean WhittleseyPremedical students: DeanHarveyUnclassified men: Dean SmithUnclassified women: Dean Tal¬bot. •SPECIAL COURSE FOR PRO¬FESSIONAL BANJO PLAYINGGet a guitar, mandolin or Lanjo ukulelefree with one term of lessons.Wilson School of MusicHyde P—’ 2SH5 At least eleven men will be backfor varsity competition on the swim¬ming team this year, acording to wordgiven out yesterday by Coach Mc-Gillivary, new water mentor.Dorf, crack diver, will return to cutthe air once more. MacCarthy willbe in the pool as soon as football isover, preparing for a heavy season inthe dash events.Dash Men BackNoyes, former 440-yard star, Is re¬turning. Redfield will he availablefor the 50- and 100-yard events, whileHarkins will repeat his work in thebreast stroke.Grandquist is the best plunger thatthe material has disclosed so far, andis shewing fine form. McGillivarysaid. Griffen and LaSage return, asdoes Diamon. Two good bets havecome out already, from last year’sfrosh squad, Jelinke and Marclay, be¬ing the men.Team SegregationA new method of team practice isin effect under the new regime. Thehours between 4:15 and 5:15 has'beenve.* .aside solely for team members andaspirants. TmT'tTf st -f^r-4~qf jhe hourwill be devoted to swimming workand the last third will consist of wat-erbasketball work.Good material seems to be the rulethis year, and McGillivary seems tohold out bright prospects for the Ma¬roon swimmers. The best team forsome time can be developed, he be¬lieves. The coach favors water poloover water basketball, stating as hisreasons the fact that the former gameis cleaner and requires more skill thanthe rougher basketball. He is notalone in this respect, there being anumber of Big Ten coaches who be¬lieve as he does. Robinson of North¬western is the most ardent supporterof water basketball at this time. STUDENTSMake good use of your leisure mo¬ments; they are sands of preciousgold; rent an Underwood from themanufacturer at less than 10 cents perday; practice at home.Underwood Typewriter Co.,37 S. Wabash Ave. Randolph 4680Portables 10 day free trial.FOR SALE—Remington Portable,good as new; half price for cash.Tel. Midway 3290. 5712 Dor., 3rd. phires. Reward. Drexel 0038.FOR RENT—Outside room, 2ndfloor, for men- $7 per week; $8 fortwo; single beds. 5725 Kenwood. H.P. 9082.KITCHENETTE apartment, at¬tractively furnished; suitable forcouple or 2 or 3 girls. Reasonablerent. Phone Midway 9244. 5401Harper.LOST—Leather brief case. Returnto Lost and Found Dept.FOR RENT—Comfortably fur¬nished bedroom, dining room, kitch¬en; sleeping porch, victrola, tea cart,etc. Suitable for 2 or 3 girls. Strict¬est privacy. 5435 Woodlawn. H.P. 7317. FOR RENT—Beautiful front roomfor 2 men; very reasonable. Privatehome. Must he seen to be appre¬ciated. 5427 Ellis. H. P. 2732.FOR RENT—3-room apt.; newfurniture and decorations. H. P. 5123.5430 University.FOR RENT—Well furnished out¬side lighted room, for lady. 5543Kenwood. Phone Mid. 1075.FOR RENT—Several well fur¬nished, comfortable roms; private en¬trance, with bath and washroom inthe rom. Many conveni. Suit, for 1or 2, $5. 5203 Kimbark Ave. 2d fl.FOR RENT—Single room, $5;room to share with student, $3.50.Men only. Board if desired. 5517Dorchester Ave-. ‘ 1U RENT—Two clean singlerooms; very reasonable; men only;private faimly. Phone Mid. 0784.6118 Kenwood Ave., 1st Apt.PATRONIZE MAROONADVERTISERSWANTED—To exchange room tofef.sad, young woman for a fewhours week!y ~ 6t"•■■■ £ampatlionship.6042 Kenwood Ave.WANTED—To rent piano forpractice, 4 days each week. H. P.0874. Irwin.LOST—Ring, one large diamondwith five small diamonds and 8 sap- ALL SOULS CHURCHof ChicagoThe Jackson Park Com¬munity ChurchBlackstone Ave. and 66th PlaceFred Merrifield, MinisterSunday Lectures11:00 a. m.Oc* 5_“The Ethics of GoodSportsmanshipOct. 12. “The Lost Art”Oct. 19. “The Alienation ofAsia”Oct. 26. “Recent Forecasts of aHappier World”McAnany & FinniganPRESCRIPTION DRUGGISTSCor. 55th and Woodlawn Ave.Drugs, Cigars and Cigarettes; Perfumes. Toilet Articles and Parker,Waterman, and Conklin PensPhysical Fitness!Good athletes are made, not bom! Givenall the inherent qualities, the star runner,golfer, “baseballer,” etc., must be carefully,thoroughly trained—both mentally andphysically. So the methods of trainersand athletic experts are of interest to all.And it is significant that an alkohol rubis almost universal as a part of the pro¬gram of developing the utmost in physicalfitness. Mifflin Alkohol is available toyou, too—for this and many other uses!Fine to soften the beard, before shaving;to cool and soothe the skin, AFTER shaving.Splendid :elief for tired, aching feet; greatfor sunburn; an efficient antiseptic andgermicide.Mifflin Alkohol is denatured by a formulawhich actually improves it for external use.College teams and many other athleticorganizations use Mifflin Alkohol regu¬larly. Be sure YOU get MIFFLIN—in thehandy-grip one-pint bottles as illustrated.Mifflin Chemical CorporationPHILADELPHIA. PA.Salts Agents: Harold F. 8i Co., Inc.17X Madison Ave., New YorkToronto Sydney WellingtonMIFFLINALKOHOLthe external tonicAT ALL GOOD DRUG STORES WELCOMEI wish to personally thank the U. of C. students for theirpast patronage and cordially invite the new students tovisit the finest place to eat in America at the most reason¬able prices.SignedHARRY FEUER^FEUER’SRESTAURANT AND WAFFLE PARLOR6312 Cottage Grove202-204 East 31st StreetWE NEVER CLOSEPage Four ,THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4, 1924EDUCATION HELPEDBY STUDENT FUNDREPORT RELATESThe stands resound with cheer ccheer,It seems that victory is near—Andwith but ten short yards to goThe ball is snapped to half-back Joe.,Joe falter, swerves, and then is off;And though his critics long may scoff.Our Joe would sure make god intrack—He ran the field for a touchback.WE’VE ALWAYS WANTED TOMEET ONEOne thing about today's game isthat we’ll really get a chance to seesomebody from Missouri.The Whistle is conducing a little"college yells” contest, hoping to un¬cover some new talent. Here area few typical ones.Nott too low to be inaudible,Not too loud to be vulgar,ButWe are determined.The latter, if executed with suffi¬cient vigor and enthusiasm, ought tobe effective for atter-the-game frater¬nity teas.Here Is AnotherOne. two, three, four,Who are we four?Quarters, Quarters, Quarters,The noticeable feature of the last isthat it is adaptable to both male andfemale voices. By the HowitzerEducation, proclaimed by PresidentBurton and distinguished educators ofmany lands as the only remedy forthe social, economic, and political dis¬tress of Europe, is now receiving ma¬terial support from the Student Friend¬ship Fund, which is America's con¬tribution to the European StudentRelief.The annual report of the larger or¬ganization, from which the informa¬tion below is taken, reveals the ex¬penditure of approximately half a mil¬lion dollars for the last year in helpfor European students. In this man¬ner. 150,000 potential leaders of theworld’s civilization, who might oth¬erwise have been forced to leaveschool, have been enabled to continueTo fund fromTHEH ONLY ONE WE MISSEDIS HOOIE FULLERTONThe following recognized author¬ities offer the public advanced ‘dope”thru the kindnes of the Whistle:1. Jane Linn—I don’t know whetherwe will be able to break thru or not.Every man from Missouri has sucha good line.2. Les River—Well, let’s see. Idon’t know, I’m sure, but either wayit’s going to be a close game.3. Dopey—I don’t know whetherthis means anything, but when I wasdown in St. Louis the odds on thegame were even. ‘heir educatiotwhich this aid has come. Americancollege and university students havecontributed liberally.Gifts Not Charity.Yet the money so generously givenhas not been in the form of charity.In fact, there have been but few act¬ual donations of cash, the help havingbeen, rather, in the form of opportuni¬ties for self-help. Notable among theseopportunities has been the establish¬ment of repair shops, manufacturingplants, student restaurants, and ot’ne-institutions whereby young men andwomen may earn money while study¬ing.During the years following theWorld War, the plight of students inRussia and Central Europe has beenterrible beyond belief. Food has beenscarce and exceedingly expensive.Cloth’"c''1:. ’ .... iiCcTT 1 cut ti-*cult to obtain. Labor having been de¬moralized, opportunities for self-sup¬port have been few. •Students Work HardTrue to their traditions, the stu¬ dents have, nevertheless, pursued theirstudies under conditions scarcely un¬derstandable to most persons. Theyhave handed together, living in garrets devoid of modern conveniences,zealously seeking more learning andhoping for the time when they mighthave assistance, for they realize thatupon their sl^jgilders will rest the bur¬den of the reconstruction of their war-torn lands.The relief they have almost helpless¬ly sought has at last arrived. For theEuropean Student Relief, with itsAuxiliary organization, the StudentFriendship Fund, is now an estab¬lished and successful concern, operat¬ing for the aid of students alone Andthose.who have not been discouragedby hunger, want, and sickness, maynow see the light of a brighter day,wjien their education will be com¬pleted, and they will take their placesof responsibility in the world.Aid Well-AcceptedWherever aid has been given, it hasbeen enthusiastically accepted, andevery advantage has been made useof. Delvers into the classics of an¬cient Greece and Rome, pale experi¬menters from the science laboratory,and writers of poetry alike have provedtheir ability as shoe cobblers, as man¬ufacturers of household articles, andas waiters.Not only in Europe are the bene¬ficiaries of this help following theirstudies. Many of them are in theUnited States, attending our great col¬leges and universities. Chief amongthese are the Russian students. Ofthese, 20 per cent, are doing superiorscholastic work, 45 per cent, are do¬ing good work. 20 per cent, are doingaverage work, and the remainder aredoing fair work. Yet all of these stu-AnjaAm ■ ■■ fctua.- haiidicap of alanguage they do not fully nuclei -stand!PATRONIZE MAROONADVERTISERSTHE ANSWER IS—ONILY INCOLD WEATHERFreshman Girl—And where do theyplay, in the gym?SOMEONE WILL PROBABLYBAWL US OUT FOR THIS“Men Like Wilkins" declaims cryp¬tic Maroon editorial headline. Nodoubt the women would like to giveexpression, also, to their admirationfor Dean Wilkins.IT PROBABLY HURTS YOUWORSE THAN IT DOES USThis stuflf of having a Saturday is¬sue of the Maroon makes us work-overtime. Of course, we get time andone-half. The union sees to tat. Oh,yes!Oct. ?Dere Folqes,Today is the game. I don’t knowexactly how this football is played yet,but it must be pretty involved andexciting, they even having aerial at¬tacks, acording to the paper. Well,I’m one of these frat men now sincelast night. You can’t believe every¬thing you hear, but in any case tellPa to stick away some of that realsoft wood in the barn, and please for- Iwrard by heavy underwear. It’s best jto be safe. Say, I’m sure getting eco-1nofical, having not bought any booksyet._ Needing both books, and sometheatre tickets, I geld couldn’t afford ,both, so am going without the books.I have a swell girl, for whom please |tell Ma to make up a pan of fudge Iand forward at once.As ever.Cathy.OH, NO“I don’t like these caps,” complainedthe freshman, “they make us look sosilly.”Well, as the frosh exclaimed as hefell down Harper steps, “This is the.'all quarter, anyway.”So. let’s go,—All-in.COWHEY’SS. E. Corner 55th & EUi» Ave.MEN S WEAR & BILLIARDSSport ReturnsBy Special Wire Have You A RoomTo Rent?Do You Wish To SellSomething?Do You Want WorkThen Insert aClassified Ad in theDAILY MAROONRATES REDUCED!1 Oc a line. Minimum Charge 30c10% Discount for 4 or more insertions.If you are listed in the telephone directory your creditis good. j .jj j“THE MEDIUM OF BUYING & SELLING”Call Fairfax 3222 Perpetuating a Campus TraditionBack in the good old days when there was only one side to the Quadrangle—and no angels—THE S*HANTY stood in a corner of “Marshall Field’and was famed as the home of good things to eat. The term “SHANT\EATS" became a by-word for goodness among the early students.The new SHANTY EAT SHOP at 1309 E. 67th Street, maintainssome of the atmosphere of the old SHANTY, and lias gained fame for theexcellence of its food, and its moderate pricesSplendid Home Cooking. Continuous Service, 7:30 A. M. to 7:30 P. M.THE SHANTY“So Waffly Good”1309 East 57th StreetNew Fall SuitsFor University Men$45 $55Extra Trousers, $10The smart “English ' cut of these clothes makes thempopular with University men for their style value as well astheir comfort. Carefully tailored of fine ‘woolens.T op-Coats, $30 to $65In the straight box back style which continues in popu¬larity. Color and pattern variety gives scope for every choice.Second Floor SouthCarson Pirie Sconand CompanyPATRONIZE MAROON ADVERTISERS.