CIRCLE OUT TODAYBailp iflaroonVol. 22 No. 61 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1924 Price 5 CentsDELTA SIGS BAGBURGLAR; POLICETRACK HIS GANG Scientist RevealsMaking ofComets GOODSPEED PUNSREPLY TO CHARGEOF BIGOTRY HERE LAST TRIBUTE PAID TOWILSON BY UNIVERSITYQuiz of Thief May ClearUp South SideRobberiesArrest of a man giving the namesof Williams and Connolly followinghis capture last night in the DeltaSigma Phi house hy William Har¬rington and Eugene Potstock, mem¬bers of the fraternity, has started theHyde Park police force on an investi¬gation which may round up the entiregroup of criminals who have beenoperating on the south side.It is believed that the prisoner wasimplicated in the robbery of the houselast Sunday night. Williams Con-nally is being grilled at the station bySergt. Murphy.Williams Under Card TableHarrington. coming home lastnight about nine, found the front dooropen. He saw someone crouchingunder the table in the card room.“Harrington’s my name,” he said.“C.lad to know you.” said the man.straightening up. “Williams is myname. I’m from Iowa City. T wasjust putting on my rubbers. T camein a short time ago with one of yourmen.”“That’s nice,” said Harrington. “Isuppose you’re from the Iowa chapterthere.”“Yes,” replied Williams.There is no chapter of Delta SigmaPhi at Iowa City.Harrington called the men downfrom the second floor.Gives AliasWilliams, questioned again, gavehis name as Connolly. He failed topoint out any one there as the manwith whom he had come in. What is a comet made of?Is it a nebulous body made ofgasses and fire? Such has been thesupposition of scientists for decades.The popular notion of a comet hasbeen that it is a highly nebulous bodyin form and material.This theory is discarded by As¬sociate Prof. W. D. MacMillan of thedepartment of astronomy who hasbeen investigating the theory ofcosmic evolution.A comet, according to Prof. Mac¬Millan, is nothing more or less thana cold solid, sometimes stone, some¬times metal, and sometimes both.Pieces of meteors which have fallento earth have been found to be com¬posed of solid nickel, iron, and stone.Meteors, Prof. MacMillan declares,are fragments of comets which haveappeared in our solar system.The reason that comets appear tothe individual as balls of molten fireis eplained by Prof. MacMillan thus-iy=A comet, as it first appears in thegalaxy of stars, is a cold mass ofmatter. Its light is a reflected onelike that of our moon. Through thefreak working of the laws of gravita¬tion the comet is drawn in an orbitclose to the sun. As it approachesand darts into the heart of the solarsystem, it becomes intensely heated.GARGOYLES SELECTMARCH PLAY, HOLDTRYOUTS TOMORROWType of Bill Dependent onAspirants forParts J. Gresham Machem BeratesUniversity for Its‘Medievalism'Charges that the University issinking into medievalism, made byProf. J. Gresham Machem of thePrinceton Theological seminary atthe Founder’s Week conference ofthe Moody Bible institute Tuesday,will not go unanswered. Dr. EdgarJ. Goodspeed, whose translation ofthe New Testament was one of thetargets of Prof. Machem’s remarks,stated last night that he is prepar¬ing a statement defending the Uni¬versity against the attack.“The Christian is even more ap¬palled by the religious retiogressionhere,’' said Prof. Machem in direct¬ing the barbs of his speech towardthe University. “Right here in theUniversity of Chicago we have truemedievalism, the abandonment of thefreedom upon which the modernChristian world is based, and a re¬turn to the bondage of the Middleages.” This direct attack upon theUniversity was more particularlybrought to bear upon Prof. EdgarJ. Goodspeed’s translation of theNew Testament, which is an objectof discussion in the present modern¬ist-fundamentalist debate.Dr. Goodspeed made no statementin reply to the attack, other thanto say that he was at the presenttime preparing an answer to thespeech of Prof. Machem, defendingthe University and justifying hisviewpoint.SPEED UP WORK ONSETS AND COSTUMESFOR W. A. A. SHOWPotstock, who had left his banjo inthe living room earlier in the evening,found it on the sill of a half-openedwindow in the card room. He calledthe police. Williams-Connolly, heldby Potstock and Harrington until theHyde Park wagon drove up, refusedto say anything further in his defence.“I’ll speak in the court," he told themen and the officers. “Taki methere.”They did.DEAD LINE SET BYPROM LEADERS FORTICKET PAYMENTSToday and tomorrow will be thelast chances for fraternities to callfor Prom tickets assigned to them |under the system of allotment, ac¬cording to an announcement by the 'two leaders yesterday. The demand |for tickets from organizationswho have already taken up theirfull allotment and from other stu¬dents as well as alumni has so fat jexceeded the supply that the Promleaders in charge of ticket saleshave decided that it would be unfairto hold any tickets on reserve afterthis week.Fraternity representatives maycall for tickets any day between 1 iand 2 at the Daily Maroon office. Itwill be necessary for representativescalling for tickets to pay cash infull for each ticket taken and thename of the user must be given. Alltickets left after Friday will beplaced or sale to the first comers.Juniors to NominateFor Council WednesdayJunior class nominations for theUndergraduate council will be heldnext Wednesday in chnpel. Tryouts for the March bill will beheld by Gargoyles tomorrow at 4:30in Classics 10. All Gargoyles and as¬sociate members have oeen requestedto be present at the tryouts as wellas University students who are eli¬gible for public appearance.Three plays have been brought upfor consideration and the final selec¬tion will be determined by the qual¬ity and character of the persons try¬ing out. Yates’ “Plays for Dancers,”“Why Marry?” by Jeffrey Williams,and “Different” by Eugene O’Neillare those which have been recom¬mended. It has been suggested bythe play committee that a preliminaryreading of the manuscripts will helpin the tryout.Judges for the tryouts will be MissElizabeth Wallace, Elizabeth Elson,Lucile Hoerr, Robert Lanyon. MeyerLevin, and Daniel Rich. A Gargoylebusiness meeting will be held todayat 4:30 in Classics 10.Presbyterian ClubGives Dance Feb. 8In an attempt to further acquain¬tance between Presbyterian studentson and off campus, the Presbyterianclub will hold a dance Friday, Feb¬ruary 8, at 8:30 in Ida Noyes thea¬ter. The young people from theChristian Endeavor societies of theWoodlawn and Hyde Park Presby¬terian churches have been invited toattend, and tickets are now beingsold among their members.Kenneth Ward’s orchestra willfurnish the music, a fact which hashelped to sell the fifty tickets al¬ready out; Helen Cain, acting presi¬dent of the society, asserts. Tickets,at $1.25 a couple, can be obtainedfrom members of the society oncampus. Alley and Campus Scenesto be ImpressionisticThe following members of theKitten chorus of Portfolio havebeen requested to meet DixieDavis today at 4:15 in the thea¬tre of Ida Noyes hall: Irene Wil¬son, Sophie Holdengraber, HazelHoldengraber, Winifred Williams,Beatrice Nesbit, Florence Wun¬derlich, Margaret McKennie,Esther Epstein. Marie Remmert,and Dorothy Hardt.The Ragamuffin chorus will meetMari Bachrach today at 5 in Man-del hall. No excuses for absencewill be accepted.Wierd cat costumes, adorned withmysterious geometric figures, ging¬hams for the Ragamuffins, and gay-colored frocks for the other chorusesof “Ragamuffin Road” are well un¬der way, according to Jeanette Hash,chief costumer for Portfolio, whileimpressionistic sets for the produc¬tion are in construction underthe direction of Elizabeth Hyman.“Two very modern sets are to beused for the play, the first an alley,the second a campus scene,” saidElizabeth llyman. “The idea we hadin mind in planning these back¬grounds was to create settings as ap-(Continued on page 2)FASHION SHOWREHEARSALDress rehearsal for the FashionShow will be held today at 3 inMandel hall. All entrants havebeen requested to he present andmust bring their classificationcards. Prof. Tufts Presides Over Memorial Service; Merriam, MeLaughlin, Gilkey, Speak to Mandel Assemblyof Students, Professors, and CiviliansBowed heads, eyes that were low¬ered, and an hour of peace—this trib¬ute the University paid WoodrowWilson yesterday. Gray some of theheads were, and some of the eyeswere faded, in the host that filledMandel hall; but only some of them.It was not long till a solemn river,a river of black, of robes and droopingtassels, was flowing down the chan¬nel of tile central aisle.When the procession reached itsplace on the platform, the choir, whichwas in the lead, struck up an anthem.A prayer came; then three men spokein turn. -One, versed in the systemshy which men are ruled, told of Wil¬son as a builder of those systems.After him, a man who knows the loreof nations, spoke: Wilson the Inter¬nationalist. was his theme. Finally, apreacher addressed the silent num¬bers, and told of Wilson the hero,whose faults will be forgotten, evenas things which were called Christ'sfaults have been forgotten.The benediction was (pronounced,the organ sounded a soft minor plaint,and the river was flowing hack again.Up the middle channel, more slowlythan it had gone down it movedSTAFF SELECTIONSFOR RECITAL MADEBY DRAMATIC CLUBSidney Rosenblum Is ChosenAs Business Headfor AffairThe Gargoyles and the entiremembership of the UniversityDramatic Association will hold aregular meeting today in Classics10 at 3:30. All must attend.Staff selections for the dramaticrecital by Miss Marion Craig Went¬worth, internationally famous read¬er, who will be featured in the nextoffering of the University Dramaticassociation, Friday, Feb. 15, havebeen announced as follows:Sidney Rosenblum, business man¬ager; Alfred Hurvitz, advertisingmanager; Leroy Hansen, ticket man¬ager; Beth Silberman, box officemanager; Marie Bachrach, headusher; Ralph Helperin, house man¬ager, and Ethan Granquist, elect¬rician.Other positions will be announcedtomorrow. Miss Wentworth will re¬cite two Spanish plays. She will giveher interpretations of “The Grand¬father” by Ferez Galdos, translatedfrom the Castillian by Dean ElizabethWallace, and “The Truth” by JacintoBenavente, noted Spaniard who wasawarded the Nobel literature prizein 1921.Tryout# for Play#Tryouts for the Gargoyle produc¬tions to be given March 7 and 8 willhe held today at 8:30 in Classics 10.They will be held under a new sys¬tem designed to dc away with medi¬ocre productions, due to inadequatecasts. Instead of naming the playsfor the dates mentioned, the castwill be chosen on the basis of in¬dividual merit, and the plays willthen be selected which will best suitthe actors. Memorial services for WoodrowWilson were held with a capacity at¬tendance yesterday afternoon in Man-del hall. The services were presidedover by Prof, James Haydon Tufts,and the speakers were Prof. EdwardScribner Ames, who led the prayer.Prof. Charles E. Merriam of the De¬partment of Political Science, Prof.Andrew C. McLaughlin of the De¬partment of History, and Rev. CharlesW. Gilkey of the Hyde Park Baptistchurch and a member of the Univer¬sity Board of Trustees. The Univer¬sity male choir sang the openinghymn of the services.“Century Ahead,” Says MerriamProf. Merriam, speaking of Wilsonas a political philosopher, a partyleader, and an advocate of world dem¬ocracy. pronounced him one of themost distinguished scholars who everentered the White House. “Wilson,"said Prof. Merriam, “was unsurpassedas a party leader. Sensitive to socialand political currents he showed anastuteness, readiness, courage, andfacility of organization that pro¬nounce him, with the exception ofThomas Jefferson, as perhaps thegreatest of our presidential adminis¬trators. As a leader of democracy,Wilson was of the twenty-first cen¬tury in his views. He was one of thegreatest exponents of modern demo¬cracy.“He failed once in his tenure of ad¬ministration. and that was in promot¬ing the unfortunate League of Na-toins plan. But even in this Wood-row Wilson was trying to realizedemocratic ideals. He sought, hymeans of this ill-starred plan, the es¬tablishment of world order and abol¬ishment of war. The belief expressedby the late president in regard to hisfailure, really shows what manner ofman he was—‘I would rather lose ina cause that will someday win—thanwin in a cause that will some daylose.’ ”Wilson a World PowerProf. McLaughlin spoke on Wilsonas an internationalist. “The spirit ofthe real Woodrow Wilson is immor¬tal,” said Prof. McLaughlin, “thegreat principles he set down mustsurvive. A great statesman and or¬ator, a man of wit and understanding,a genius of principles and ideals, Wil¬son was able to touch the hearts ofthe multitudes and sway public opin¬ion with uncanny power. The Wil¬son policy embraced the idea of let¬ting nations, great and small, shapetheir own destinies and fortunes. Itis the duty of the larger nations toavoid’the aggrandizement of smallernations. The nations of the worldmust combine for their mutual benefit.The condition of a nation is not ofprofit to it individually but to theworld as a whole.”Rev. Gilkeq spoke of the ideals ofPresident Wilson. He pictured Wil¬son as the Colossus of the world in1918, and a ridiculed broken idol ofthe people in 1920. He showed him.from personal knowledge, as thebuoyant, enthusiastic professor, teach¬ing a small class his ideals of gov¬ernment and telling them from thestandpoint of the idealist, "that thereis no more priggish business in theworld than the development of one’scharacter." He told of Wilson as thePresident of Peace—later the Presi¬dent of War, and afterwards striving(Continued on page 3)Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 7, 1924®hr Satin fflarminThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublinheit oiornluKt. except Saturday. Sun¬day and Monday duriug the Autumn,W inter and Spring quarters by The Dallydaroon Company.Entered as second class mail at the Chl-eatfo l'ostoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March13, 1!H8S, under the act of March 3, 1873.Offices Ellis 1Telephones:Editorial Office Midway 0800Business Office. Fairfax 5522Member ofThe Western Conference Press JvssoclatlonBEG YOUR PARDONA story headed. ‘‘Women ReadMore Trash. Than Men, LovettFinds,” appearing in a recent issue ofThe Maroon, was misleading and mis¬represented in fact. The data col¬lected from class work had no rela¬tion to literary “trash." lege, has been added to the staff as anassociate editor. He will conduct asemi-weekly column which will be de¬voted to editorial and news commenton national ami international political,economic and educational eventsWhile the material presented will belittle more than an epitome, we feelthat it will at least stimulate interestin further examination of current af¬fairs, and will he in a measure, infor¬mative.Members of the new editorial boardrepresent a wide variety of studentinterests, and will, we believe, get theundergraduate point of view. It willbe their duty to offer, through the edi¬torial columns of The Maroon, suchinterpretation as is needed, of campusnews, constructive suggestions for im¬provement of undergraduate life, andinformation about and interpretationof educational movements that are ofinterest to students on this campus. The work will be carried on in thesewing room in Ida Noyes’ hall everyafternoon. Any one who can work atsome time or other will be more thanwelcome, because we have enoughwork to keep many people busy.”NEW PRESIDENTS AND NEWPROBLEMShavewiseTheThere are several interesting pointsin connection with the recent actionof the class presidents and the Under¬graduate council. It is our contentionthat a bad precedent has been estab¬lished (and we hope that such has notbeen the case), in allowing the entirecouncil to vote on the Senior classpresident. In this case the choice wasan extremely wise one. Arthur Cody,the new Senior leader, is the rightman for the job. His personality andexperience are such as to enlist thestrongest cooperation from all com¬mittees and class members, both nowand after graduation, when the workof the Senior president begins, in theendeavor to get people out for classreunions. The council couldmade no better selection.But, this does not ensurechoices by subsequent councils.Senior class are mature enough topick the real leader. Sophomores,Juniors and Freshman are not. Evenif they contend that they are pickinga member of their organization, theymust realize that the job of Seniorpresident is more important than thejob of council member in this connec¬tion. The council should be bighearted, call this a special case, andmake a ruling that, hereafter, whenextraneous elections are to be held,they must take place in class polls.If we can believe that objectionswere voiced by campus women at theelections over the vice presidents, weare forced to call the attention of thecampus to the fact that the work ofthe Senior president comes in thepost-college days, when the classmembers have to be rounded up forluncheons, reunions and interfrater¬nity sings. The Senior class decidedthat a man, having business contractsin the loop, could more completelyhandle the alumni work than could awoman acting president. In order tosimplify the situation, a Freshmanpresident was elected. The chancesare that such a thing as the removalof class presidents will not occuragain in the history of the campus.In this th'c election of new men wassane and simple.But—if there should he a recur¬rence in the Senior class, let the classdo the electing. SPEED WORK ON SETS,COSTUMES FOR W. A. A. SHOW(Continued from page 1)propriate as possible for the verygay Ragamuffins.” Allen Albert hasdesigned the campus set. and GeorgeDowning is helping in the construc¬tion.Name AssistantsMaud Puder, Lucille Peterson, andJosephine Maclay have been ap¬pointed special assistants to JeanetteHash, and are aiding in the generaldirection of the work, while MaryStouffer. Jane Walker, and MissAlma Wylie have been placed incharge of the detailed work of va¬rious choruses. All available ma¬terial at IdaNoyes’ hall is being used,and there are a great many newcostumes to be constructed.‘‘We need a great many women tohelp us sew,” said Jeanette Hash,"and we hope that every one whocan will give us some of her timeThursday, Feb. 14Prices: University StudentsMondayShampoo 50cMarcel Waving 50cTuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,FridayMarcel Waving 75cSaturday and days before HolidaysMarcel Waving $1.00THE JONES SHOPPE1373 East 55th StreetPhone, Hyde Park 6941DANCELA FIESTASat., Feb. 9 at 8 P. M.IDA NOYES HALL75c a PersonHahn’s College CrewEDITORIALEXPERIMENTSAmong the experiments which TheMaroon is conducting, in order to de¬termine its place in undergraduatelife, is the plan to run a news sum-,marv column twice a week. This wasannounced some time ago along withthe plans for a larger paper and anenlarged editorial board. Althoughthe increase in size was scheduled forthis week, the change has been de¬layed because of inadequate equip-ment. The editorial board has beenselected and will be announced soon.Gilbert I.ongstrcct, ’25. formerly ofthe Williams Record, Williams col- STANFORDUNIVERSITYCaliforniaSummer Quarter, 1924Tuesday, 24 June, to Saturday30 AugustSecond Half Begins 28 JulyOpportunities to work for theA. B. and for higher degrees, orto do special work, in the oceanicclimate of the San Francisco pen¬insula.Courses in the regular academicand scientific branches, and inlaw.Information from office 6STANFORDUNIVERSITY Haskalah club will have its picturetaken for the Cap and Gown today atnoon on the east steps of Haskellmuseum.NewTrousersBring ormail us vestor sampleMATCH PANTSCOMPANY7th Floor 1018Consumers Bldg.220 S. StateDearborn 2178 I Wabash 0282M W. Randolph SHOWING(Wiitrli for dale)CLOTHES FOR THE COLLEGE MANThe DINNER SUITBO N AIR, comfortable,tailored with the care that in¬sures both smartness and wear,from materials approved by ex-cluf’ve use. The comfort extendsto (he price.DINNER SUIT(Shawl collar or notch)$39.50Manufactured and told exclusively byNat LUXENBERG& Bros.Sew address841 Broadway N. W. Cor. 1 Jth St.Stuyvesant 9898 New York Citylirail chi's231 Water St. 863 Kroad St.Kxoter, X, II, Newark. X. J.177 BroadwayNew YorkOur style-memo hook willfree on request. WUI5TL&RONDELIndeed some strange results are bornOf gazing at a mellow moon.A man’s sane as a saint at noon,—A maid’s not fair at early morn.What man or maiden is forlornOn silv’ry moonlit nights of June?Indeed come strange results are bornOf gazing at a mellow moon.Unpowdered blushes have been worn,From breaking, as it were, too soonAs some dolt comes, inopportune.And then a fragile hair net’s torn.Indeed some strange results are born1 Of gazing at a mellow moon.—Donnie.GIRLS—Kennedy’s Marcel WaveMonday, Tuesday and50c Wednesday 50c Oil R STORES AND TEL. NOS.1455 E. 63rd St.Durrliester 37531 1155 K. 63rd St.Hyde Park 20435226 HarperHyde Park 2408EVERY DAY A SUNDAE“The CreamOf AllICECREAM Creams"AT THE U. OF C. BOOKSTORE STUART SHERMAN, who pro¬fesses at the University of Illinois,was described yesterday as a “liter¬ary gentleman.” Because, we haveno doubt, he never practices the ul¬tra-modern dot and dash system inhis writings. . . Nor, to swipe aphrase, is he a vers libertine. Still,he writes for The Circle, as witnesstoday’s article. Even so we cannotbut concede that he is a gentleman.NONE, IF WE KNOW THECOMMERCE SCHOOLDear Dopey:There’s a brand-new candy coun¬ter open for business in the C. & A.building—run by the students. Isthis a new course in practical sales¬manship and finance? If so, howmuch credit do they give?Yours tillitdontsnownomoh,Topsy and Eva.Group PicturesSchedule of pictures for the Cap andGown to be taken Saturday, Feb. 9:Undergraduate Council 8:30Score Club 8:45Skull and Crescent 9:00Sophomore Council 9:30Honor Commission. ' 9:45Commerce Club Council 10:00Filipine Triangle Club. 10:30Women’s Speakers Club 11:00Tower Players 11:30Blackfriars 12:00Chi Alpha. 12:30Following Groups on Sunday, Feb. 10;Zeta Beta Tau . • • 10:00Pi Lambda Phi. 10:30Lambda Chi Alpha 11:00Tau Kappa Epsilon ..•••• It30Phi Delta Theta 2:00Wig and Robe 2:30Delta Chi 3:30144 So. Wabash Ave. Cor. Adams FREDDY STARR, whom we allloved and admired till he started theJapanese earthquake last year yes¬terday was the subject of a discus¬sion by a faculty-member.“Starr was a great man,” he said,“a great man. He wasn’t a foolNo. Frederick Stadr wasn't merelya name in the telephone book .No, Frederick Starr was not mere¬ly a name in the telephone book. Andwe are not speaking figuratively. Hewas one of the select two on thefaculty who refused to have theirnames in the telephone book. And| as such is he immortal.RESUME COLLEGIQUEVIII.Alone they stood in front of Cobb,She looked deep in his eyes.With glance allure and lips apart.She gazed with ardent sighs.He wondered what did cause theselooks—’Twas never so before—He wondered why she sought his eyesit thrilled him more and more.At last he cried, “Let's go, my dear.Or else we’ll both be late.”“Don’t move your eyes,’ she answeredhim,“I must put my hat on straight.’Terrible Turk.DEAD LETTER OFFICEDearest Dopey:Verbatim from the Maroon: “TheMaroons are now one of the mostfinished quintets in the Conferencefrom every point of view.”In the past we have had ’em-fives that were more scored againstthan scoring,—but this year—oh,sir, ’taint so! Tell ye ed to shift thatsport writer to the obituary column.Yours for the championship,—Skeezix.WITSEL MARKET REPORTSWashington Prom: Open, $0.60;High, $6.60; Low, $6.60; Close,$6.60.— Dopey.FEBRUARY CIRCLE ON SALE TODAY— ISc EVERYWHEREPage 3THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 7. 1924LAST TRIBUTE PAID TOWILSON BY UNIVERSITY(('ontiiMH-d from puuv lito regain his folowing as the Presi¬dent of Peace again.Predicts Lasting Honor“It is too early,” said Rev. (lilkcy,“to tell where Wilson will stand inhistory—the perspective must belonger, but the place he will takeamong the great idealists must be - ,■ ~ — 1—. i1 r -measured by 'the fact that the peopleof one generation, while stoning theprophets of their time, are busy build¬ing tombstones for the prophets whomtheir fathers stoned in their times.W e cannot pierce the future, but it isclear that a leader of the integrityand courage of Wilson will be sure togo down to posterity in lastinghonor. Even now his work and cause! are marching on.” Phi Beta Delta announces thepledging of Charles Levine of Ham¬mond, Ind., and of Theodore H.Goldman of Green Bay, Wis. ii£::18SIffl Sarlimfa (irrhesitsrExceptional Dance Music at Rates That StandComparisonMidway 1126 Dorcheser 1760aj,a St St st st a .a s t a a a a a a"a’a ,ai.a :xja ajt„a a ala a stst a a akaia a a; a a, a a .'a, a'a a iwoaJ*Dr. A. J. PerloveDENTIST959 E. 55th St.Cor Ellis Ave. Midway 9607Frolic Theatre Bldg.,Get this, men-A complete assortment of the world s finestsmoking tobaccos — sent to any smokeranywhere—on 10 days approval/T'new idea for Pipe-Smokers: /2 famoustobaccos, packed in a handsome Humidor—shipped to you direct to help you find the soul¬mate for your pipe.J J It GUARANTEED BYric&u idlrffuetzuMOST men have written their John I Ian-cocks on a lot of “dotted lines.” But,if you’re a pipe-smoker, we’ll wager thatyou’ve never signed a fairer, sweeter con¬tract than the little rectangular coupon atthe bottom of this page.Just a few strokes of your pen— and you canend your questof years for aperfect smokingtobacco—draw¬ing dividendsfor life in unal¬loyed pipe-satis¬faction.But wc aregetting ahead ofour story.The averagepipe-smoker isthe greatest littleexperimenter inthe world. He’sATe^l of the 12 Be^ffor onlyIf you were to try all 12 of thesetobaccos in full size packages,the co£i would be:BlucBoar • • • • .25Capflan .... .30Imperial Gibe Cut • .30[AMmm]Imperial Cube Cut • .30r [MU]Old English Cunr Cut . 15Hfoe Qarrick • • • .30Carlton Club • • • . 15Yale Mixture - • • .25WrcrStates • • • .25Lone Jack * • • • .IOWills'Latakia • • • .45LoutstannTcrique .25Total • • $3^05But through the Humidor Sampleryou get a liberal “get acquainted”quantity of each for $18 forever trying a “new one,” confident thatsome day he’ll find the real affinity for his pipe.Knowing smokers as we do — and knowingtobaccos as we do — we felt that we’d be doinga friendly turn for everybody if we found away to settle this question once and for all,to the satisfaction of every smoker.So we created the Humidor Sampler.Into a bright red lacquered humidor case,we have packed an assortment of twelve fa¬mous smoking tobaccos—covering the wholerange of tobacco taste.To test these i 2 tobaccos is to go the wholeroute in delightful pipe tobacco experience,trying out every good flavor and aroma knownto pipe connoisseurs.There are myriads of different brands ofsmoking tobaccos on the market. But ofthem all, there are 12 distinctive blendswhich, in our opinion, stand in a class bythemselves for superlative individuality offlavor,aroma and smooth, sweet, even quality.These twelve decisive blends—the twelve“primary colors” of tobaccos — have beenselected for the Humidor Sampler. Whenyou have tried these twelve, you have triedthe best; if your tobacco-ideal is to be foundanywhere, it must be one of these. Ten-Day Approval OfferWe are eager to send the Humidor assortmentto any smoker, anywhere, on ten days’ approval.Send no money. Just sign and mail the coupon.That will bring you the Humidor assortmentdirect from our factories to your den. When thepostman brings the package, deposit $1.50 withhim, plus postage.If a ten-day try-out of these tobaccos doesn’tgive you more real pipe pleasure than you’veever had before, besides revealing the one per¬fect tobacco for your taste — the cost is on us.Simply return the Humidor, and you’ll getyour $1.50 and the postage back pronto—andpleasantly. The coupon is your obedient ser¬vant; use it.Send No Money—Just Mail CouponThe American Tobacco Co., Inc.Marburg Branch, Dept. 92Baltimore, Md.Please send me on I o days’approval, one of your Hu¬midor Samplers of twelvedifferent smoking tobaccos.I will pay postman $1.50(plus postage) on receipt—with the understanding that if I am notsatisfied 1 may return Humidor in 10 days and you agree to refund$1.50 and postage by return mail.Name -Address *Note:—If you expect to be out when postman calls you may enclose$1.50 with coupon and the Humidor will be sent to you postpaid.The Daily Maroon Sport PageTHE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 7. 1924C. A. A. SWIMMERS DEFEAT MAROONS 40 TO 28* *Beecherites Run Wild; Beat Green Team 32-5 in One Sided Cage ContestKELLY HANGS UPVICTORY IN GAMEWITH WOODLAWN VAtSrack tourney nN Tpsi Ion Swamps Kappa SigmaTONIGHTDrexel Takes Another at Ex¬pense of Foster28-17INTER-HALL STANDINCWott Lost TPet.Greenwood . . 4 O 1.000Beecher . . 4 1 .800Drexel . . 3 1 .750Green > 2 .500Kelly . . . 1 3 .250Woodlawn . . 0 4 .000Foster .. 0 5 .000Beecher smashed into play lastnight in its game with Green andtrounced them in a 32-5 count, whichkeeps the Beecherites in second placein the inter-hall league. Third posi¬tion is still held by Drexel whowalked off with a 28-17 score againstFoster. The third game played wasthe Kelly-Woodlawn combat in whichKelly made a 6-6 win after a hardfought contest.Of the 32 points piled up againstthe Green aggregation, 26 were madeby K. Barrett, Beecher’s star forward.Heal and Southerland, in the firsthalf, worked up a pass formation inwhich the hall was shot to K. Barrettin the forward field.Taylor, captain of the Green squad,seemed unable to block the passesmade to Barrett and failed altogetherin guarding. Vick and Landauer inGreen’s forward line played a goodgame although they were unable tobreak the Beecher defense.Nordland showed her old formagain last night by shooting 11 bas¬kets for Drexel in its fight with Fos¬ter. The guarding on the whole wassloppy with the exception of Speed,Foster’s guard, who showed unusualability in the position. Frequent foulswere called on both squads but fewfree throws were made.By walloping Woodlawn, 9-6, theKelly six stepped into fifth place inthe tourney. Woodlawn was handi¬capped by the loss of Barnes, one oflast year’s players, with the resultthat Brock was forced to play prac¬tically a one man game. The Kellysquad, starting out with new ma¬terial have worked up a team of firstclass players which have shown upin comebacks in the past few con¬tests. Jenson, forward, added uppoints for her hall last night, butthe other five backed her in unusualstyle.Summaries:Beecher (32) Green (5)Sutherland, r.f. LandauerGordonHealE. Barrett Alumni, Varsity and Freshmen track¬men will compete for the first time in £triangular track meet this eveningat 7 :3<) in Bartlett gym. A large num-bur of well-known track stars who havemade the Chicago track teams famous inI former years will be at hand to compet.*against the strong Varsity and yet un¬tested yearling team. A number ofprominent older alumni have been se¬cured to act as officials.The meet will l>e preceded by a ban¬quet attended by all contestants and ad¬dresses from prominent alumni andDirector A. A. Stagg will be scheduled.A large number of former C men arcexpected to compete. Quarter-miler-McFarlane, Cusack and Curtis; halt-milcrs Kgil Krogh, the Kdlcns and Cu¬sack; toilers Bourke Bowcrsan d Dugan,and Bricktnan, McKinney and Hall,figure among the more prominent run¬ning entries. The high jump and polevault will see Jerry Fisher, Russell andBudlong in competition.The intentions to make this event outof the biggest indoor meets every winterdepend upon the support of the studentbody, and a siezable crowd is expected. As Betas and Alpha Delts LoseIf. Vickj.c. (C.) Taylor,• RudnickTroegerGorringeWilliamsK. Barrett, C. s.e.Wooding v.g.Tepper l.g.Baskets: K. Barrett, 12; Heal, 2;Gordon, 1; Landauer, 1; Troeger, 1.Free Throws; K Barrett, 1; Vick, 1.Drexel (28) Foster (17) STANDINGSALPHAWon Lost Pet.A. T. 0 5 0 1.000Delt 4 1 .800Lambda Chi 3 2 .600Alpha Sig 3 2 .600Beta 3 3 .500Acacia 1 5 .107Phi Delt 0 6 .000BETAPsi Upsilon 6 0 1 .(H)Phi Sig Delta 4 1 .800Kappa Sigma 3 2 .600Phi Beta Delta 3 3 .500Delta Chi 1 3 .250/. B T 2 3 .400Sigma Xu 0 6 .600GAMMA1). K. F. 5 0 1.000Kappa Nu 4 1 .800Sigma Chi 4 1 .8(H)Teke l 3 sooD. U 1 4 .20')Phi Gam 1 4 .200Chi Psi 0 0 .000DELTAPhi Psi 4 1 .800Delta Sig 4 1 .800S. A. E 3 > .600Alpha Delt 3 3 .500Pi Lambda Phi 3 3 .500Tail Delt 0 (> .000GYMNASIUMN oorams 4 0 •1.000Phi Pi Phi 3 1 .750Bulldogs 2 1 .067Bears 2 2 .500Tigers 2 2 .500Camels • 1 3 .250Aleppi 0 5 .000Kelly (9)Manor r.. Bedford Masilko (C.) r.f.Aseman l.f. McKinley Keeney If.Davis f.c. Skinner (C.) Hartman j.c.Nordland (C.) S.c. Berat’d Jenson s.c.Campbell r.g. llaufman Striekler r.g.McCracken, 1.8. Speed, Heald 1.8*Triemann Ruekelshausen Baskets: Jenson,Baskets: Nordland, 1 1 ; Aseman, 2; silko, 1. Free throvManor, 1; McKinley, 4; Bedford, 2.Free Throws: Manor 1 ; McKinley,5.Woodlawn (6)HahnSchellBoltBrock (C.)VolkertAlverson Interfraternity basketball hit thehome stretch last night, sixteen teamshaving completed their schedules atthis time. There will be no gamesnext Tuesday, and the remainingeight teams will engage Wednesday,to see who enters the semi finals. Inthe Alpha league the Delts will striveto hold their second-place position,while the Lambda Chis will try toclimb into that place by a win overthe Phi Delts.The Phi Sigs and the KappaSigs will scrap over the second berthin the Beta league, while thesame will be true of Sig Chi andKappa Nu in the Gamma congrega¬tion. If the S. A. E.’s can trim theDelta Sigs in their fray, they willenter the finals in the second positionof the Delta league. After Wednes¬day night’s games, the All-LeagueTeams will be chosen by the MaroonSporting department.A small crowd turned out, buteveryone seemed bent on playingthe part of a howling mob, for agood deal of noise and cheering wasin evidence. ,The inter-league semi-finals willbegin week after next on the elim-;nation plan. The leading two teamsfrom each of the five leagues willdraw for pairings. Two byes will behanded to a couple of teams, andthese will enter the games rn thesecond round. Three rounds will benecessary to determine the cham¬pions. The dope is a bit hazy as yet,since no team has shown such con¬sistently fine work as to assure themof odds in the picking. But it is safeto rely upon the league leaders ofthe present standing, to come thruwith the cup.Pci U’c Swamp Kappa Sig*Psi IJpsilon had little trouble inkeeping her league lead when sheran away from Kappa Sigma in a fastgame finishing 35-8. The inability ofthe Kappa Sigs to reach the basket,poor guarding on their part and theaccuracy of the winners was respon¬sible for the result. The Psi lVslead all the way, and although theyhad to fight for all they took, theycame through with the stuff, and dueto the shooting eyes of Hermes, andStewart, stopped their opponents inthe end.Lineup and summaries:Psi Upsilon Kappa Sigma Results of Last Night’sCage Games ata Glance1 si Upsilon deefated KappaSigma, 35-8.Alpha Sigma Phi defeated BetaTheta Pi. 11-8.Sigma Alpha EpsilonAlpha Delta Phi. 17-5. defeatedDelta Kappa Epsilon won byforfeit from I’lti Ganuna Delta. CLUBMEN SNATCHFIVE FIRSTS OUTOF EIGHT EVENTSInexperience of Locals inPolo Gives Association10-0 Winlively catch as catch can tussle fromthe Betas, 11 to 8. The game wasrough, permitting little team workon either side. Both quints had ahard time finding the hoop.Meyer and Caruso starred for theAlpha Sigs, while Byler featured forthe losers.Lineup and summaries:Betas(8)BylerHoffGalingerMullardMerriam r.t.r.g.c.I.f.1-8. Alpha Sigs(11)MeyersCarusoDistlehorstStinsonKing(35)StewartHermesDe MerillM. BatesG. Bates l.f.r.f.e.1.8.r.g. (8)ValentineFerryCollinsMitchellHokeSummary: Field goals: Hermes, 7;DeMerill, 3; Stewart, 6; Valentine, 2;G. Bates, 1; Hoke, 1. Free throws:Valentine, 2; M. Bates, 1. Referee,Davies. Summary: Field goals: Meyers, 3;Caruso 1; King, 1; Byler, 1; Mul-’ard, 1; Merriam, 1. Free Throws:Byler, 1; Galinger, 1; Stinson, 1.Alpha Delts Drop AnotherS. A. E. took a hard, fast gamefrom Alpha Delta Phi, scrapping toa 24-15 finish. The contest was per¬haps the most eventful of the even¬ing, 'and provided excitement forboth sides. The Sig Alphs lead 17-5at the end of the first half, but theAlpha Delts came back in the sec¬ond period with their usual strongreturn, and began to make thingshum for the winners. Superior shoot¬ing ability was the chief asset of theS. A. E. outfit, but every man in thegame, with one exception, broke into1 the scoring ranks.Hisert and Crowder did most ofthe tallying for the winners, withFulton’s guarding the outstandingmark of the losing outfit.L’neup and summaries:S. A. E Alpha Delt(24) (15)Hisert l.f. DaviesCrowder r.f. CovertBrown c. CollinsWilson l.g. FrancisSullivan r.g. FultonSummary: Field goals: Davies, 2;Covert, 1; Fulton, 1; Francis 2;Crowder, 3; Hisert, 4; Brown, 1;i Wilson, 1 ; Sullivan, 1. Free throws:Davies, 1; Francis, 1; Fulton, 1. Ref¬eree, Townsend. Maroon natators took the short endof a 40 to 28 score in a meet with theChicago Athletic Association held lastnight in the loop chib’s tank. Theone-sided score was due to the stellarshowing of the club men rather thanto slowness on the part of the Varsity.The Maroons showed up well, takingthree firsts out of the eight eventsand dropping the water polo game10 to 0.Although no new marks were hungup, the athletic association men ranoff all events in fast time, clipping ashigh as five seconds off the mark setby Protheroe in the 100-yard swimwhen he took the event in the meetwith Purdue last week.Dorf Cops Fancy DiveChicago’s three firsts were in thefancy diving where Dorf beat outHeyne. star of the loop organization;the 220-yard swim, where Protheroebettered his Purdue meet mark by aclean two seconds and won overPicket.Varsity Outclassed in PoloIn the water polo match the Var¬sity was outclassed throughout, dueto inexperience in the game, which isdifferent than the water basketballplayed in conference meets.SummariesRelay: Won by C. A. A. Topp.Smal. Elliott. Grectiburg. Time, 1:211-5.Fancy diving: Won by Dorf. Chi¬cago; Hcyne. C. A. A. second; I.c-Sagc, C. A. A., third.Forty yard swim: Won by F.lliott.C. A. A.; Small, C. A. A., second; VanDeventer. Chicago, third. Time.19 2-5.Breast stroke: Won by Peterson,C. A. A.; Harkins, Chicago, second;Lyons. Chicago, tihrd. Time 2:45 2-5.Two twenty yard swim: Won byProtheroe. Chicago; Pickel, C. A. A.,second; Nightengale, Chicago, third.Time, 2:38.Plunge: Won by Atwood, Chi¬cago; Cox, C. A. A., second; Gran-quist. Chicago, third. Time, 20 3-5.150-yard backstroke: Won byTiccle, C. A. A.; Kreuger. C. A. A.,second; Katz, Chicago, third. Time,1*15 3-5.•100-yard swim: Won by Topp,C. A. A.: Protheroe, Chicago, second;Van Deventer, Chicago, third. Time.55 2-5.Dr. Paul Harrison will lecture onAlpha Sig* Win 11-8The Alpha Sig cagers copped a “Mv Experiences in Arabia," tonightat 7:30 in Harper M-11.The Circle15c Pay up thatMaroon Subscription .NOWliif A Mon. Tues. Ac Wed.MARCEL 50c 50c 50cKAYNE BEAUTY PARLORWAVF 1356 E-61#t St** * Phone Fairfax 36281 - i WANT ADSECTIONWANTED Position ns cook infraternity house or club l>y a ne-gress about forty years |of age;twenty years’ experience In first-ctuss hotels; able to pinn and pre¬pare entire mala (ran meats i<>pastry; best of references. AddressIrene, Hailey, rare Howard P. Hoe,141.-. Schilling Ave. Chicago Heights,111 . or telephone Chicago Heights>1111.UK A NEWSPAPER CO K K K-SPOMIKNT with the Heacock Planit ml |enrn a good Income whilelearning: we show you how; beginactual work at onre; all or sparetime: experience unnecessary; nocanvassing; send for particulars.Ncwswriters Training Hureaii, Mur¬rain. N. Y.La Noche De Fiesta Feb. 9—DANCE