®he Bail? JWaroonVol. 22 No. 56 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 30, 1924 Price 5 CentsRobertson to Teach HereAgain in Spring QuarterDavid Allen Robertson, formerDean of the Colleges, will return tothe University at the beginning of theSpring quarter, he announced yester¬day to The Daily Maroon. To makepossible his return, he plans to com¬plete his present work in threemonths instead of six, the time al¬lowed for the task.Prof. Robertson has been engagedin the work of inspecting Americancolleges and universities for theAmerican Association of UniversitiesThe existing haphazard system in therecognition of degrees from differentschools induced the asociation to so¬licit money to finance an investiga¬tion. A certain educational founda¬tion provided the money on conditionthat Prof. Robertson be the investi¬gator.Receives CableThe association cabled Robertson,who was in London. After gettingthe consent of the University, he ac¬cepted the offer and agreed to starthis tour early in the year. Up to thepresent time lie has visited Easternuniversities: but in the next fewmonths he plans to visit every im¬portant university in the country.Prof. Robertson’s sojourn in thecity, which was occasioned by the va¬cation between semesters which iscustomary in many schools, has beenspent inspecting the libraries. 11 isnew itinerary, on which 'lie startsMonday, begins in the South, con¬tinues in the far West and circles backto the East.' ,This tour he hopes to complete inthree months, because he desires tobe back at the University of Chicagotor the Spring quarter. He is anxiousto renew his work in the Departmentof English, and has already an¬nounced several courses for the com¬ing quarter. Costly FurnishingsPurchased ForPlaySENIORS DINE TONIGHT Furniture and draperies valued atmore than $.1,500 has been loaned tothe properties committee to aid inmaking the production of “The TruthAbout Blayds” a success. Societywomen have opened their homes, gen¬erously giving costly furnishings forthe benefit play.One of Chicago’s most exclusiveand complete interior decoratingshops has consented to loan some ofits most valuable hand-carved furni¬ture of the Victorian period. A cab¬inet desk and a library table, both ex¬tensively carved by hand, and valuedat considerably more than $1,000.Draperies to the value of over $500have been procured.Few tickets remain unsold. Thoseleft are in the hands of the Settlementteams on campus, although the cap¬tains report the sales are progressingrapidly. The better seats are fast he¬ft ontinued on page 2)DISCUSS CLUB FORFOREIGN STUDENTSY. M. C. A. Makes Plans forNew Society BUSINESS STAFFCHANGES TO BEEFFECTED SOON JOHN THOMAS RESIGNSAS SENIOR CUSS HEADM use, Card TricksEntertainment ProvideThe Seniors will hold their first classfunction tonight in the form of a classdinner at the Reynolds Club. DorotheaBlister, chairman of the social commit¬tee, announces that Arthur Cody willbe toastmaster. The question of an organization tosucceed the defunct Cosmopolitanclub will be settled at a meeting offoreign students Friday night at IdaNoyes hall, under the auspices of theY. M. C. A. foreign student commit¬tee.There is practically no general stu¬dent organization for the 260 foreign jstudents in residence this quarter.These students represent 29 differentnationalities, ranging from northernRussia to Turkey, India. Hawaii andMexico.University Is Interested“The University has realized theimportance of the foreign studentsand has become interested in theirfuture,’’ stated Mr. B. W. Dickson,adviser of foreign students, after hisreturn from the University of Penn¬sylvania where he has made a study More Positions Are Openedto Upper ClassmenBy New SystemReorganization plans of the busi¬ness department of The Daily Ma¬roon looking toward a laiger publica¬tion with increased circulation havebeen completed and will be gradual¬ly effected, Howard Landau, busi¬ness manager, announced yesterday.“This plan has been devised tomeet a long-felt need in the busi¬ness department,” said Landau. “Itwill enable a three-fold change.First, it will eliminate fundamentalfaults which pere present in the oldsystem; second, it will give moremen the chance to participate in thisactivity; third, it will start the build¬ing up of a larger business depart¬ment personnel to handle efficiently,in the future, the bigger and betterMaroon.’’Old System OutgrownThe old system, while it was satis¬factory at first, has not proved elas-tis enough to meet the evergrowingwork in the business department, Itdid not provide enough positions forupperclassmen on the staff. The onlysenior was the business manager,and the only juniors were the adver¬tising and circulation managers. Thebalance of the work was handled byinexperienced sophomores and ju¬niors. This gradual elimination pol¬icy proved inefficient since it neces¬sitated the choice of the senior busi¬ness manager from the two remain¬ing juniors who had survived theprevious elimination from the sixsophomores of the year before. Thus,at the close of the year one of the(Continued on page 2) Ineligibility for Public Appearance Brings Withdrawal.Council Will Vote On SuccessorNext WeekSherman andLaingTo Write ForCircle“Young Writers in College,” byProf. Stewart Sherman of the Univer¬sity of Illinois, and a sketch of Prof.Paul Shorey, noted University classic¬ist, by Prof. Gordon J. Laing, havebeen announced by the Circle as sali¬ent features for the Feb. number,which will be issued 1 hursday, Feb. 7.In connection with the sketch byProf. Laing there will be a caricatureof Prof. Shorey by Rosendo Gonzales,Circle caricaturist. Carl Bohmen,noted pen and ink artist, will con¬tribute a page of drawings from the(Continued on page 4)CODY ADVOCATESHONOR SHAKE UPAfter dinner the class will have aninformal gathering around the fireplace!0^ conditions there,in the south lounge and there will be Last quarter, according to Deanmusic and card tricks for entertainment, j Dickson, ‘eighteen of the foreignborn students won competitive schol-! arships, while there were eleven grad-1 nates, one of them making Phi BetaKappa.”and group singng of class songs.Tickets for the dinner will be onsale as late as noon today and all salesmen are requested to meet Fred Amosat that time on the first ffoor of Cobbto turn in their money or unsold ticketsALDEN TO SPEAK ONBOOKS AND ETHICS “The new student organization willbe instrumental in bringing about bet¬ter spirit and closer cooperation be¬tween the foreign born Universitystudents," according to Mr. Dickson. Settlement Head to Talk onBack of YardsExperiencesExperiences in the line of social servicework will be dissossed by Miss MaryMcDowell, head of the University Set¬tlement. in her talk at the Vesper serv¬ice today at 4:30 in the Y. W. C. A.rooms of Ida Noyes hall. Miss Mc¬Dowell has spoken at the Vesper serv¬ices several times before, and haschosen as her snbject this week, “MySocial Service Work in Chicago.’’ Thisis the second of the “freelance” talkswhich are being carried on at thesemeetings during the quarter.A meeting of the study group inter¬ested in inter-racial relationships will beaddresesd by Miss McDowell, at 3 andwill lx folowed by tea before the regu¬ar Vespers talk.Only members of this group will beadmitted at the earlier discussion, butall women interested have been invitedto attend the talk at 4:30. Under grads Too ImmatureTo Judge CasesComplete abolition of the presenthonor system was advocated by Ar¬thur Cody, president of the Honorcommission and a member of thatbody for the past three years, at theFederation open council meeting heldlast night.All attempts to create and developthe Honor sentiment so heavilystressed for the past few years in thework of the commission should beabandoned, in his opinion. A moreefficient system for discovering andpunishing offenders should be devel-ped, and to this end faculty membersshould be given places on the reor¬ganized body.Reasons for FailureThe present system does not func¬tion because of the diversified moralcodes of the students, due to the largesize of the University and to the vari¬ous races and types of people repre¬sented in the student body, and be¬cause of the refusal of the studentbody to report cases of dishonesty; At the request of the Undergraduate! council yesterday, John Thomas, Senior| class president, tendered his resignation| from the office because of ineligibiltyfor public appearance accrued last quar-i ter. This ineligibility prevented Thomasretaining his seat on the counci andconsequently brought about his resigna¬tion. The step of the council was takenin respone to a request from DeanWilkins that the eligibility rule in re¬gard to public appearance and officeholding be more strictly adhered to.Thomas’ Resignat:onThe resignation presented to the coun¬cil last night was as follows:I, John Thomas, desire to resign myposition as president of the Senior class,1924, because of ineligibility for publicappearance at the present tme. I dowish to state, however, that I have fullintentions of graduating with the pres¬ent Senior class as I am several gradepoints ‘ahead’ and greatly regret theloss of a major during the past quarter.SignedJohn Thomas.This question of eligibility has leadthe council to adopt a motion that pub¬lic appearance eligible in regard tothe quarter’s work be enforced both asregards council members and classofficers except in the case of the fresh¬man presidency the first quarter of hisresidence. This motion will be printedin the new course hooks as a Univer¬sity ruling.The council will vote next week onthe vacancy left by Thomas’ resigna¬tion. A second motion which will beincorporated in the course book pro¬vides that vacancies in the council andthe class officers may lie filled by elec¬tion within the council from the classin which the vacancy occurs. This hasalways been within the power of thecouncil.GIVE ‘B. Y.’ HOP FRIDAYConflicting Dates on SaturdayDemand Permanent ChangeTo obviate date conflictions, the “Bet¬ter Yet” dance for this week and there¬after will be held on Friday, instead ofleving the entire burden to the fac- Saturday. Jack Kirk’s orchestra anduIty j free refreshments will be the feature of| next Friday’s hop, which will begin at9 in the Reynolds club. Cutting-in willnot be permitted until the first encoreProfessor Raymond M. Alden, Ph.D.,Litt.D., Chairman of the Department ofEnglish at Stanford University (andat present Exchange Professor at Col¬umbia) will deliver two lectures onLiterature and Morality today and to¬morrow at 4:30 in Harper Assemblyroom, on the William Vaughan MoodyFoundation. 1.t: I3MUTES LAT] 21 +By Lawrence H. SelzTrying to teach freshmen is like try¬ing to write in water, a friend of minesaid but yesterday. That may he aslight exaggeration. It probably is. Butthere is no doubt that freshmen, as aProfessor Alden has compiled several hody> arc nnt the drouP on which edu-valuahle collections of English poetry,and has contributed articles dealing withvarious phases of literary history toprominery journals of the country. Heis the author of a noteworthy treatise on/ he History o■) English Mdries, and a chances of success are good. The froshcritic of some repu^*. I may not learn much more about litera-All friends of the University are cor- ture than under the old system, but theydially invited to attend. No tickets will stand a good chance of getting mindfullx1 required. of clean and wholesome ideals.cators base their optimistic view of life.But almost everybody I have seentoday has been pleased at the new planfor teaching freshman English. WithMr. Linn supervising the work, the The Settlement teams, as groups oper¬ative throughout the year, seem to befunctioning with good result. Tickets: body for the trial of all cases, and afor The Truth About Blayds are selling j student board for the propogation ofquickly and with little fuss. Other cam-: honor sentiment on campus.Cody’s strongest point against anhonor board composed only of stu¬dents was that the undergraduatemind is not mature enough to judgethe guilt of a fellow student and todetermine the just degree of punish¬ment which should be meted out. Theresponsibility placed upon the should¬ers of the members of the board ir>marking a fellow man by expulsion orsevere penalty is too great for stu¬dents alone without older and moreexperienced supervision.Consensus of opinion was in favor FOREIGN STUDENTS’of complete reorganization of the sys- COUNCIL SPONSORStern as it stands, and the mapping out i DINNER ON FRIDAYof a new regime which should in¬clude provision for a student-faculty for the benefit of those having dates. Thecharge will lx* 50c per person“Last Saturday’s dance was not aswell patronized as the one of the weekbefore," Donald Irwin of the “BetterYet’' committee said yesterday, “becausetoo many had other dates, but in chang¬ing the date to Friday, we expect aphenomenal attendance.”patgns can he conducted through the isame organziation more efficiently thanthey have been formerly.Most of the fraternities are kicking—;vociferously—at the ticket distributionfor Washington prom. I’m not exactlysure why, but everyone who has talkedto ine has pointed out that his frater¬nity was alloted one ducat for each tenmembers, while the other fellows gottwo cardboards a member. PROM TICKETSNonfraternity men may secureProm tickets upon written applica¬tion to e'ther Campbell Dickson,5639 University Ave., or ClarenceBrickman, 5744 Blackstone Ave.Applications must be in beforeFeb. 1. "Get acquainted’’ with the motto ofeveryone who attends the Internationaldinner to he given by Foreign Studentscouncil Friday at 6:30 in the sun parlorof Ida Noyes hall. Fuini Jo and Mr.Whang, chairmen of the reception com¬mittee have promised to see that every¬body liecomcs acquainted before the din¬ner. Dorothy Wong will be toastmis-tress, and unique decorations will lxused to lend atmosphere to the occasion.A short discussion will be held afterdinner concerning the formation of anInternational club on campus, and talks(Continued on page 2)Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 30, 19240lir Daily iMamonI he Student Newspaper of theUnhvrsity of Chicago tilled with seniors. The followingnew positions have been created:collection manager, circulation man- will not be any admission charge. Ticketsfor the dinner may be had at the Y.M. or Y. W. C. A. offices for sixty-ager, copy manager, sales manager, j five cents. Because of tne limited sup-and foreign advertising manager.These offices will be filled proportion-PulilUbetl morn I lies, except Saturday, Sun-tl-iv and Monday during the Autumn, . ,Whiter and Sprfng quarters by The 1 *mily t ally either by seniors or juniorsktnronu Umupany.Entered a* second class mail at the ("bl-rs-o I'oatortice. Chicago. Illinois, March13. lIHhi, under the act of March 3, 1873Offices Ellis 1Telephones:Editorial Office Midway 0800Business Office Fairfax 5522Member ofThe Western Conference Press itssoclatlonAROUND THE TOWN AND ABOUTTHE QUADRANGLES During the year the jjuniors inthese staff positions will competeamong themselves for the businessmanagership. The sophomores willwork as assistants to the variousmanagers, and the freshmen willcompete for staff positions as form¬erly.The new offices will be awardedafter the elections to be held at theclose of the year, but until then,new men, and especially sophomores,are invited to come out for positions.Applicants can see Howard Landauin his office every day at noon. ply, all those who are interested havebeen requested to buy their tickets earlythis week. 11 IS E. 55th St. Midway 6286CHESLER’SDELICATESSENSANDWICHES our SPECIALTY TKKKMA DOLANDANCING ACADEMY«3rd St. »nd Stony Island Av».BEUINNKKS’ CLASSICSMonday and Thursday Kveuings\d\nnccd Class W cil EveningPrivate lessons dHv or evening by appt.Tel. Hyde Park 30K0ALPHA SIGS PLEDGEAlpha Sigma Phi announces thepledging of Arthur LafT of Sterling.111., and Don Whitehouse of Hibbing,Minn. GIRLS—Kennedy’s Marcel WaveMonday, Tuesday and50c Wednesday 50cThe newspaper colyumnist is Incom¬ing or has Income a popular figure in ijournalistic circles. His work, in short, COSTLY FURNISHINGStakes the form of minor art. Every- PURCHASED FOR PLAYbody reads short snappy stuff; lengthy,stories are shunned with studied regular-j (Continued from page 1)ity, as are prolonged editorials. Once j,,^ taken up. Hardly any are left fora week, therefore, we shall endeavor to j|lt, Friday performance. The Satur-makc the editorials as cursory as the (|;iy performance will be climaxedglance that is always given them. dam; with the third “Better Yet"| which will follow the show.Alumni have suggested to the Rey- “The Settlement is confident," saidnolds club council that the $12,000 which! prof. H E Bigelow, president of thehas accumulated through the years of j Settlement, yesterday, "that this per-paid membership, he turned ever to theuniversity for a Reynolds club improve¬ment fund. The suggestion is a goodone. and if acted upon by the admini¬stration, will, no doubt, effect someworth while changes in the club house.How these changes can he made to thebest advantage of the men on the quad¬rangles is a question which will requirecareful study and consideration. TheMaroon suggests that a delegate, eitherstudent or faculty, be sent to the Mich¬igan Union at Ann Arbor, where thestudent union idea is developed to nearperfection. formance will more than make up thedeficit the Settlement labors under.We feel confident that the campus willsupport this, not only because it is thefinest play ever attempted here, hutbecause of the worthy cause it bene¬fits.”FOREIGN STUDENTSCOUNCIL SPONSORS Ol (v STORKS AMI TK1|U1 K. «3rd St.I)<»rrhe«t«r 31.VJI 1133 K. (Ltril St.II.vile I’urlt 2(113,7!Mi HarperII.v ile I’ark 2MW NOS.DARLINGS’S ORCHESTRAExceptional Dance Music at RatesThat Stand ComparisonDorchester 1760In this connection might it not bewell to consider the soda fountain pro¬ject which has been delayed, we under¬stand, because of excess costs of con¬struction. The fountain would not onlyaid to the attractiveness of the Rey-nols club house, because of its location,but would also cater to that co-education-al group from Ida Noyes hall.Spring bonnets, (in the form of bril¬liant hued caps) for freshmen are de¬sirable to retain the traditional stamp Iof lowliness on the first year class, andto promote class spirit in a large groupof widely varying interests. But toinsist that seniors w’ear the caps is, toour notion, entirely absurd. Seniors areessentially a group of cynics. If notcynical, they are at least somewhat aloof jfrom the ordinary run of campus life—in tht final quarter of their under¬graduate existence. Seniors in the jSpring quarter arc either in love or ina stage of contemplation—considerationof business and the glorious years ofcollege life they are about to relinquish.They have neither time nor inclination towear class caps.A Greek play has come to this cityof cinema palaces. Undergraduateswould do well to attend.BUSINESS STAFF CHANGESTO BE EFFECTED SOON (Continued from page 1 )will lie given by Prof. William D. MacClintock, Dorothy Wong, and A. Alonzo,new president of the Foreign Studentscouncil. In the open forum which willfollow, the students will he given theopportunity to express their opinions onthe need for the formation of an Inter¬national club, its subsequent purpose,and the assurance of its continuity.An informal party will lie held in themain gymnasium after the dinner, andgames will be payed to further the “getacquainted” campaign. Those who arenot able to attend the dinner have beenurged to he at the party, for which there Preparingfor Business?MEN — anxious to rise to positions of re¬sponsibility in business should investi¬gate the one year intensive trainingcourse offered at Babson Institute.Classes are conducted on the conferenceplan. The instructors are experienced busi¬ness men, successful in their own lines. Youwork on actual cases—not hypothetical prob¬lems. You are shown how to solve the samekind of problems that will confront you inactual business practice.Write for BookletSend for booklet “Training for BusinessLeadership.” Describes the courses in detailand gives complete information about thefacilities of Babson Institute and shows howmen are trained for executive roles. Writetoday. 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Which ?The confines of one business—or con¬tact with them all.Insurance is the wide road that main¬tains active association with big men andbig affairs, with many and varied interests.Insurance—Fire, Marine and Casualty—is an essential part of the most vital activi¬ties of the commercial and industrialworld.As the oldest American Fire and MarineInsurance Company, so greatly respon¬sible for the present dignity and prestigeof the insurance profession, the InsuranceCompany of North America urges collegemen to give to this w'orthy calling theconsideration that is its due.Insurance Company ofNorth AmericaPHILADELPHIAand theIndemnity Insurance Company of North America»ritf practically every frrm of inturance except life "SProtect yourhealth and—Drinlc(Continued from page 1)juniors was dropped even though hehad done quite efficietn work, whilethe other was advanced to the busi¬ness managership.By this system one man's threeyears’ experience and three years’ .work was lost both to the depart¬ment and to the individual. Furth¬ermore, this system enabled inef¬ficient men to succeed to advancedpositions merely because they werethe only ones of their class in schoolavailable. Then too, it placed a greatshare of the burden of the work onjust a few men.New System Is RemedyThe new system, however, is ex¬pected to remedy these faults- andplace the system of appointments topositions on a more equitable basis.Major positions will be awarded toseniors and juniors with at least twoyears’ experience on the staff, ac¬cording to their individual qualities.The business managership and as¬sistant business managership will be BudweiserA liquid food drinkA quali ty leaderThoroughly agednot green •* -*or unfinishedAnheuser-BuschST. LOUISServed at hotels, clubs and cafesBuy it by the case for your home MELACHRINO"The One Cigarette Sold the World Over99The Daily Maroon Sport PageTHE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 30, 1924PHI PSIS WRECK DELTA SIGS BY 14-12 SCOREU ■S' ■0- ■s| SPORT-O-GRAMS j Second Place is Stake in Drexel-Beecher Clash TonightSeven Games Run off as Fourth lipQFT PAIUsF?Week of Intra-Mural Play Opens V™Ll trtU‘5C*3Intra-Murals marched one step nearerthe finish line last night. As the games |are run off night after night one thingbecomes increasingly apparent, namelythat the University at large wants intra¬murals. The tournament has, for theparticipating undergraduate. takenhasketliall out of the realm of requiredphysical culture and put it in the classof sport. Interest in the games aremounting on all sides; the crowd thatcheered the Delta Sig-Phi Psi matchwas both large and ardently partizan.It is interesting to note that thosecheering for various fraternities are byno means confined to members of the GREENWOOD SEENAS EASY VICTOROVER KELLY SIX Fighting closely to the last min¬ute of play, the Phi Kappa Psi cag-ers floored Phi Sigma Delta, 14-12.The game was marked by rough play... ,, J 1 lie game uiaiWoodlawn and Green 1 earns and proved to be the hottest contestin Battle for FourthPosition so far this tournament. The twoteams, scrapping into a trple tie forfirst place in the Delta league, andboth displaying genuine class, wentinto the fray with all they had. ThePhi Psi's lead from the first, but atno time did they have the gamecinched.Inter-Hall StandingW. L. Pet. W. L.Grreenwood ..3 0 1.000 1.000 .750Drexel 2 2 1.000 1.000 .667respective brotherhoods. Instead others j Beecher 2 j 667 >750 .50owho have no actual connection with the ^reen j j jjqq (.g7 333 Evincing manifest superiority inorganizations are watching the games vVoodlawn 0 2 000 .333 .000 matter of team play, the Deltawith increasing interest each week and Kelly 0 2 000 333 .000 Sigs were unable to locate the hoopare turning out and cheering their favor- q 2 000 333 333 and consequently fell beiu»^ the bet-ite teams. This is real interest. Fourth week of play in the In- ter individual work of the Phi Psis.ter-hall league will be run off tonight ^<n l°sers Karmen and Hariing-when Greenwood meets Kelly at 7 to" divided honors evenly with sixin Ida Noyes gymnasium. Drexel market a each. Irwin, I hi Psi for-But the intra-mural basketball tourna¬ment, excellent though it is, will soonIk- over. Basketball, at best, cannot last! nn<j Beecher clash at 8 in an antici- wal'd» dropped three free throws in,heynnd the winter quarter. The need pated tight battle for second place rest the winning tallied beingfor intra-murals, however continue, and in the league. The third game on sPread rather thinly throughout thethe liasketball plan should 1h‘ carried schedule is the Green-Woodlawn team.through the spring quarter both in base- combat in which the teams seem Close guarding on the part of bothhall, tennis, and, if feasible, in golf. As evenly matched. teams, and a tendency to quarrel afor the details of such future intra- Foster hall which is scheduled bit made the game of extreme inter¬murals, if they should mature; this de- to meet the defunct French-Ken- est to the huge gallery which sup-partment believes that they could best wood team will play a practice game ported both sides. This mob dis-bc left in the hands of those who have in preparation for its game with appeared after the finish, leavingso cajiahle handled the basket tourney,1 Drexel next week. Bartlett Gym almost deserted-namely \ alentllie and Briggs, Greenwood Is Favorite x * aj e.o 1 ureenwooo is ravome Lineup and summaries:Greenwoods team, undefeated as Phi Kappa Psi Delta Sigma Phiyet, is expected to walk home withMeres hoping for more intra-murals.04)The second of the three Cook County J the bacon again tonight. Christine irwjnindoor interscholastics will be run off Bawman, who will probably play at Curleythis Saturday night in connection with jumping center and should put over Greenethe Varsity-Purdue track meet. From I some speedy plays with the help of Hobscheidthe news story on the meet, printed! the forwanP line. Although Kelly porkeielsewhere on this page, it will readilylx* seen that the races will provide sev¬eral of the hottest track battles to beseen here for some time. But aside fromthe actual merit of the races as a cause1 Beecher promises to be the chief (for attendance there is a moral duty contest of the evening, as secondto the University for every sport fol- 1 P,ace in the league goes to the win-lower to turn out. I.f.r.f.c.I.g.r.g. (12)HedeenKarmenHarringtonWebsterBlyhas not won a game it has shown Summary: Field goals: Irwin, 1;fight which should keep the ball hi Greene( 2; Hobscheid, 1; Forkel, 1;action and make Greenwood work. Karmen, 3; Harrington, 3. FreeThe clash between Drexel and throws: Irwin> 3. Forkel, 1.THE STANDINGS Kappa Nu’s Beat D. U.’sner. Both squads have polished . KaPPa Nu maintained its positionup on team work in the past games *n Gamma league defeating Deltaand have shown brainwork in their 1 psilon, 15-8, in a spirited contestplays. Although Beecher has lost n,arrcd by poor shooting on the partone game it trounced Drexel last °f h°th quintets. Kappa Xu startedweek in a 20-9 score. The Drex-il out with a rus1' and ca8ed three bas’guards were unable to solve the before D. U. woke up. In theBeecher offense worked up by K. last two minutes, however, by virtueBarrett and Heal, and indications are some fast work on the part o‘A. T. O. ..DeltLambda ChiBeta 2 2Acacia 2 2Alpha Sig .... '1 3Phi Delt *0 4BETA0 1.0001 .750 .8002 2 .500 .600.500 .....500 .600.250 .....000 .200 6-5 count.Summary:Standings of the four fraternityleagues and the gymnasium league be¬fore and after tonight’s games:ALPHAWon Lost Pet. Win Lose that the contest tonight will be hard Mabie, Frence and F.nglish, D. U..... I fought..600, The Green-Woodlawn game will•4(,° offer an evenly matched combat from•••• all hulications. Green’s aggregation Kappa Nu (15)•400 1 in their win over Kelly last week Roth' showed some good playing and Wood- Stone.000 ]aw with Mary Louise Brock at the Goldberg1 helm will put up a stiff fight. Should WainWoodlawn come back and stage a Goodman zwin, it will be on even terms with600 the Green team which is now hold-400 ing down fourth place.Psi Upsilon .. 4 0 1.000Kappa Sigma . 3 1 .750Phi Sig Delta. 3 1 .750 .8(H) .600Phi Beta Delta 2 2 .500 .600 .400Delta Chi .... 1 > .250 .400 .200Z. B. T 1 3 .250Sigma Nu .... 0 4 .000 .200 .000 and F "nglish, D U.inging the score to aD. U. (8)r.f. EnglishI.f. Rollestonc. Mabiel-K- McDonaldr.g. FrenceHighI). K. E. .Sigma ChiKappa NuTekeD. UPhi Gam .Chi Psi ..Phi Psi ..Alpha DellDelta SigS. A. E. .. GAM MA.. 4.. 3.. 3.. 2.. 1 0 1.000 ....1 .750 ....1 .750 .8002 .500 .6003 .250 .400 .200. 1 3 .250. 0 4 .0(X) .200 .000DELTA. 3 1 .750 .800 .600. 3 1 .750. 3 1 .750 .800 .600. 2 2 .500 ../ School Traci;In Second MeetSaturday Stars Delts Down Lambda ChisTThe Delts took the most excitinggame of the evening from Lamlxla ChiAlpha after the score waivered back andforth with only one point separatingthem two minutes before the whistle. Atthis point the Delts got hot and they6Q0 Followers of the track sport who turn rang up several ringers wh’ch brought400 out to the combined Varsity-Purdue and the score to 18-11 at the close.Cook County indoor Interscholastic in Delta Tau Delta Lambda Chi AlphaBartlet gym Saturday night are hooked j (18) (11)to see some of the best track battles that O’Keefehave been seen here in several seasons. SternamanPi Lambda Phi 2 2 .500 .600 .400Phi Kap '1 3 .250Tau DeltBulldogs .Noorams .Phi Pi PhiBears ....CamelsTigers 1Aleppi 00 4 .000 .200 .001)GY MNASIUM....2 0 1.000 l.O(K) .6670 1.000 1.000 .6671 .500 .667 .3341 .667 .... «. ••2 .334 .500 .2501 .500 .6673 .000 .250 .334.000 r.f.I.f.c.r.g.l-g. BarnettAndersonAlcornGogginsKornI11 the high school division the cream Healyof Chicago and Suburban trackmen are Burgessbooked for close races in the 50-yd. dash,1 Huntthe high hurdles, the half mile, mile andrelay.An old score will he up for settle¬ment in the fifty when Sexton, duskyHyde Park sprinter, meets Nesbergof Shurz, whom he nosed out in a closefinish in the last meet. As similiar situ- Tau Delt* Keep Cellaration exists in the hurdles where Fol- Tau Delta Phi remained in thelett. the Proviso flash is out to even cellar when it went down to defeatthings up with Royer, the Oak Park I before Pi Lambda Phi, 27-2. Thestar who beat him two weeks ago in a ! Tau Delts scarcely ever had the ballclose finish. jn enemy territory, and missed mostSummary: Field goals—O’Keefe 1,Sterneman 3, Healy 1, Burgess 2, Bar¬nett 2, Anderson 2, Coggins 1. Freethrows—Sternaman 3, Healy 1, Bar¬nett 1. Results of Last Night’sCage Games at a GlancePi Lambda Phi defeated TauDelta Phi. 27-2.Phi Sigma Delta defeated DeltaChi. 17-6.Phi Kappa Psi defeated DeltaSigma Phi, 14-12.Noorams defeated Phi Pi Phi.20-10.Kappa Nu defeated Delta Upsi-lon, 15-8.Delta Tau Delta defeatedLambda Chi Alpha, 18-11.Bears defeated Camels, 12-11.Acacia won from Phi DeltaTheta by forfeit.Tau Pappa Epsilon won fromChi Psi by forfeit.Phi Beta Delta won from SigmaNu for a forfeit. TRIPLE TIE INGAMMA LEAGUEof the few shots they were able tosecure.Pi Lambda Phi 27 Tau Delta Phi 2Himmell I.f. ShapiroWeislow r.f. PincusHurvitz c. CowenHerzorr l.g. Klennerberg gctas wboLelewer r.g. FeldmanSummary: Field goals: Shapiro, 1;Himmel, 4; Weislow, 5; Hurvitz, 2;Free throws: Himmel, 3; Webster, 2;Referee, McGraw.Delta Chi’s Bow to Phi Sig*Phi Sigma Delta outclassed DeltaChi to the tune of 17-6. Weinburgfeatured for the winners; his floorgame and keen shooting being no¬ticeable. He tallied 11 of the 17points scored by his aggregation.Buckles and Quackenbush carriedthe burden of the loosers. The gamewas slow but rough with both teamsstalling for time.Phi Sigma Delta (17) Delta Chi (6)WeinbergRappapportCaplowRosenthalDoochen r.f.I.f.c.r.g.l.g. DuchossoisBucklesQuackenbushHowe Delta Move Up Notch byDowning Lambda ChiAlphasBy upsetting the dope and trounc¬ing Delta Sigma Phi 14-12 in the clos¬est and most hard fought contest ofthe evening, Phi Kappa Psi last nightbroke the clean slate of the DeltaSigs and moved into joint tenancy offirst position of the Delta leaguealong with their opponents and AlphaDelta Phi.The Alpha Delts get their claim toequal honors with the Phi Psis andDelta Sigs by having three wins andone loss to their credit, chalked up ingames played last week and before.They did not play last night.Delts in Second PlaceIn Alpha league the Delts disposedof their dispute for second place withLambda Chi Alpha by winning theircontest, one of the hottest of the sea¬son, and relegating the Lambda C’nisto a triple tie for third place, whichthey now hold together with thewere vacationing lastnight, and the Acacias.I11 the gymnasium league theNoorams showed themselves to beone of the classiest aggregations ofthe entire tourney by taking the meas¬ure of Phi Pi Phi, 20-10, without evenseriously extending themselves. Byvirtue of their win they are now tiedfor first place with the Bulldogs whowill meet the Tigers tonight, whiletheNoorams are handling the winlessAleppi.Kappa Nu Moves UpElsewhere in the tourney gameswere of little import so far as thestandings are concerned. Kappa Nu,in the Delta .circuit, by defeating theD. U. men, took a step nearer the topand is now' crowding the Sigma Chiteam in second place. As the KappaNu bunch is almost certain to takea game from the Chi Psis tonightParsons while the Sig Chis are resting again,Summary: Field goals: Duchossois, | they will probably land in undisputed1; Buckles, 1; Howe, 1; Weinburg, J posession of second place by tomor-5; Rappaport, 2; Caplow, 1. Free row night,throws: Buckles, 1; Weinberg, 1.Noorams Trample Phi Phi’sThe Noorams continued their winningtory from Phi Pi Phi. The Nooramsstreak by taking an easy 20 to 10 vic-with several former high school starson their team, appear as the classiestteam in all of the leagues. Cohen andNietnan are both good men for amateursand have keen eyes. Neither, are largeenough or fast enough however to causemuch trouble on a small floor hut mayshow to a better advantage in the finalswhich will he played on the large floor.Ncorams (20)CohenLaneRosenburgNiemanTurneySummarv : Phi Pi Phi (10)r.f. Reese !l.e. Avardc Bishop ;r.g. Diogemiller,l.g. Hruby jField goals—Cohen 3,Lane 3, Rosenburg 1, Nieman 1, Turney2. Reese 1, Hruby 2. Free throws—Cohen 1. Nieman 1, Hruby 4.Bear Game Close and SloppySummary and lineup:Bears (12) Camels (11)Smith I.f. RosiFabing ' r.f. SnyderPearson c. GriffithBagnula l.g. DresserDiamond r.g. DorokeField goals: Pearson, 3; Bagnula,3; Snyder, 2; Griffith, 2; Dresser, 1.Free throws: Snyder, 1. Referee,Davis. Greeks End Fourth Weekof Cage PlayTodayGames in the four inter fraternitybasketball leagues and the Gymnasiumleague to be played tonight are as fol¬low's :ALPHACourt one: Time 7:00—Phi BetaDelta vs. Lambda Chi Alpha.Court one : Time 8 :30—Acacia vs.Delta Tau Delta.BETACourt two: Time 7:00—Phi BetaDelta vs. Delta Chi.Court two: Time 8:30—Sigma Nuvs. Phi Sigma Delta.GAMMACourt tw’o: Time 7:43—Chi Psi vs.Kappa Nu.Court two: Time 9:15—Tau Kap¬pa Epsilon vs. Delta Upsilon.DELTACourt one: Time 7:45—Pi LambdaPhi vs. Phi Kappa Psi.Court one: Time 9:15—Tau DeltaPhi vs. Delta Sigma Phi.GYMNASIUMCourt three: Time 7:00—Tigers ps.Bulldogs.Court three: Time 7:45—Phi PiPhi vs. Camels.Court Three: Time 9:15—Maroonsvs. Aleppi.Page Koui THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 30, 1924%WUIS,TLfeIts- '' )V . ,■uor -FANTASIABe'ore the grey, sullen towers—Before the winter-wasted campus—A grim sentinel of the nightIt stands;Boldly it flings forth its challengeTo the circleOf dying grassAnd curling leavesWhich lay exhausted wtih the fightAgainst the grim touchOf merciless winter —A sinister, forbidding messageIt enfolds—“No Parking in The Courts.’—Snake.HUMORIST INDEED!Sir:News item:“George Ade, famous humorist, ad¬mits he kissed a girl once. 1 hat wastwenty-seven years ago. He neverkissed another.”—Baron Waste.THE CIRCLE, at last, is going tolive up to its name. In the Februarynumber, says the editor, will be pub¬lished sketches of four rounders underthe title of “Man About Town."YES. BUT WHY CALL IT APARTY?Dear Dopey:Why, oh why, I ask you. don't theChi Psis call their annual affair outat Lake Geneva the lodge-party?—Marie.SPEAKING OF house-parties, YeWitsler has rented a country villa,where he will be at home to all com¬ers. The abode is located on the mostbeautiful thoroughfare of that placidvillage in the heart of the steel coun¬try—South Chicago.CONTORTIONISTS I HAVEKNOWNThe skilful gent who manages toget a satisfactory drink of aqua purajut of the fountain in Ellis.—Oscar Riled.WEDNESDAY BOOK SECTIONA recently published college novelhich we have mentioned in this col-tin once before, “ I he Plastic Age.mtains this juicy bit of dialogue:(A student who rates A in Eng¬lish is helping some others preparefor exam.)“Now. everybody shut up, saidPudge, seating himself in a bigchair and laboriously crossing oneleg over the other. . . . “We’vegot to get going, and we aren’t go¬ing to get anything done if we justsit around and bull. I’m the prof,and I’m going to ask questions.Now, don’t bull. If you don’tknow, just say, ‘No soap.' and ifyou do know shoot your dope.” Hegrinned. “How’s that for a rime?"THAT SORT OF stuff continuesfor several pages, until an excrutiatingclimax is reached when one of the cal¬low youths assembled expresses theopinion that “The West \Y ind" is thecat’s pajamas. Whereupon we col¬lapsed with an attack of the pussy¬willows. Heaven deliver us from“college noveds.”FOREIGN EXCHANGE NOTES“Reach Thousand Dollar Mark inFriendship Drive,” says Maroon head¬line. The sub-head, which the copy-reader neglected to add, should haveread: “Germany Comes to ItsCentses.”PROF. MACMILLAN says thestellar universe is an automatic self¬winder. We should be thankful thatit’s not one of these Elgin eight-dayaffairs.—Dopey. SHERMAN AND LAING TOWRITE FOR CIRCLE(Continued from page 1)lite of J. P. McAcoy, Fritz Kreisler,Leo Dietrichstein, and John T. Mc-Cutcheon.Rose Mary Fischkin, who graduatedfront the University several years ago.has contributed an article on NikolaiFechin, Rusian artist, whose worksare now on display at the Art Insti¬tute.Among the student contributionsare: “Slap in the Face.” by John VanSPECIALS TODAYatTHE SHANTYBaked Chicken Pie 45cCalves' Tongue & Spinach 40cBaked Beans Sandwich. .15cLots of Other Good ThingsCome Over to Luch Early!The Shanty Eat Shop1309 East 57st St.,A Homey Place for Homey Folks” Zant, and “The Coach House,’* thelost of the “Thin Voices” series, byMeyer Levin.Among the books which will be re¬viewed are: “Open All Night,” byPaul Morand; “The Rover,” by Jo¬seph Conrad; “Atichay,” by AldousHuxley, and the fourth series of "Con¬temporary Portraits,” by FrankHarris.TheCorn ExchangeNational Bankof CHICAGOCAPITAL - $15,000,000Is the Largest National BankIn the United StatesWith a Savings DepartmentUnder Federal SupervisionN. W. Cor. 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