t HIi Wije Batlp JflaroonVol. 22 No. 43. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, JANUARY 8, 1924 Price 5 CentsLAUNCH INTRAMURAL SPORTS PROGRAMFIRST CONFERENCECAGE GAMES FINDTEAMS UNSTEADYFailure of Iowans to DownMilwaukee BunchDisappointmentMAROONS LOSE TO PURDUEEarly developments in the presentbasketball indicate that none of the lead¬ers have found their feet yet and earlygames are apt to be featured by upsets.The principal disappointment of lastweek’s games was the failure of Iowa,co-champions last season who have thesame squad this year, to beat MarquetteUniversity of Milwaukee. The Hawk-eyes have been uncertain in all of theirstarts this year and their failure lastweek is attributed to the earliness otthe season and the absence of Capt.Burgitt in the line up. Coach Barry,however, expects to bring his chargesto first place again this year.Michigan Drops GameMichigan was another Conferencequintet to drop a game. The Wolver¬ines were unable to stand the strain andcracked in the second overtime period intheir game with Notre Dame. North¬western fell an easy victim to Yale,Eastern Intercolegiate champions andlate victims of the Maroons.The Purple quintet was badly ham¬pered by inelegihilities in this contestand Coach Maury Kent promises morefor the Evanston five in their remain¬ing games.In the Conference itself, Minnesota'srough house five proved to be too pow¬erful for the Ulini atM won easily overthe down staters in their opening game.Craig Ruby, the Illinois coach, is teach¬ing a complicated system to his tossersand it may he sometime before theymaster it; later developments are ex¬pected from his team which may provean important factor in this year’s race.Varsity Loses to PurdueThe Varsity, fresh from their victoryover Yale, found a tough opponent inPurdue and lost their opening Big Tengame after an exciting game. TheBoilermakers have a team that cantravel with the best this year; they havefour veterans hack and a sophomorestar, Spradling, who accounted forseven of their baskets in their gamewith the Maroons.Doctor Mean well’s Badger quintetwon handily over Indiana in their open¬ing Big Ten tilt. Wisconsin has a teamof much promise again this year hutdropped a game to the crack FranklynCollege quintet who have one of thestrangest teams in Intercollegiate cir¬cles.Organize New GymClasses for Women) If registration warrants, the PhysicalEducation department will organizeclasses in swimming for Wednesdayevenings for those women who are notalready registered in the department.These classes will he open for all wo¬men connected in any way with theUniversity. This includes graduatestudents, faculty women, wives of grad¬uate students, wives of faculty mem¬bers, and women employed in the officesof the University.Senior colege women arc urged toregister for swimming in the Senior col¬lege class which, at present, needs quan¬tity as well as quality, i order to pro¬duce some competition for the Juniorcollege class. Schedule 16 QuintetsFor First GamesTonightCourt 1; Time 7:00—Beta ThetaPi vs. Delta Tau Delta.Court 2; Time 7:00—Psi Upsilonvse. Phi Sigma Delta.Court 1; Time 7:45 Alpha DeltaPhi vs. Delta Sigma Phi.Court 2; Time 7:45—Delta KappaUpsilon vs. Delta Upsilon.Court 1; Time 8:30—Alpha TauOmega vs. Phi Delta Theta.Court 2; T*me 8:30—Zeta BetaTau vs. Phi Beta Delta.Court 1; Time 9:15—Phi KappaSigma vs. Pi Lambda Phi.Court 2; Time 9:15—Sigma Chivs. Chi Psi. GIBBS OF RADIOFAME IS NAMEDWITH FRANKLINTufts Believes Him LeadingContributor to World’sLearningY. M. C- A. WILL HOLDELECTIONS ON JAN. 11Nominating Committee Headed byEarl Gray to Prepare List ofCandidatesThe annual election of officers ofthe Y. M. C. A. will he held Tuesday,January 11, from 10 to 5 at the Y. M.C. A. office in the Reynolds clubhouse.The nominating committee, withEarl Gray as chairman and GrashtonMacGaffey, J. B. Sullican, and Mr.Tracht of the bookstore as members,is working oil nominees and will haveits ballot ready soon. Suggestions forcandidates by members are requestedby the committee, hut such suggestionsmust be in the hands of one of themen some time today.The Y. M. C. A. announces a seriesof lectures on the five religions ofthe world. The first of these will bedelivered in Room A of the Reynoldsclubhouse on Friday, January 11, atnoon . All men are invited to attend.CIRCLE TO FEATURESKETCH OF MANLYAND DRAMA EXPOSELiterary Monthly to MakeIt’s AppearanceThursdayA sketch of Prof. John Manly byProf. Robt. Morse Lovett an <ja ram¬bling criticism of the University dra¬matic battalion will he the chief fea¬tures of the January Circle, whichmakes its appearance in the hands ofcampus saleswomen and at principalpoints about the quadrangles earlyThursday morning.Prof. Manly, “the greatest of ‘liehumanists.” is a scholar intimatelyconnected with the history of the Uni¬versity. The sketch of him is writtenwith the dry humor and accuratenessfor which Prof. Lovett is famous.The dramatic club’s innards will beexposed with devastating surensss byMeyer Levin, who has been connectedfor several years with the history andthe activities of the Gargoyles.Print Two CaricaturesOther features of the January issuewill he two full page caricatures, withappropriate satirical remarks, of Wil¬liam Jennings Bryan and Henry Ford,two prize-winning poems by MauriceLcscmann, and a prophecy by JackOppcnheim, the “Dopey” of The Whis¬tle, as to the ten best hooks of 1924.Oppcnheim has read so many booksthat his prediction of those about tohe written cannot fall far short of thetruth. Tn addition the usual reviewsof current fiction, essays and poetrywill he included between the covers ofthe magazine. What men have contributed most tohuman learning? In a list of theeighteen men who stand highest in thisrespect, how many Americans haveplaces? Shall wc, folowing a group ofprofessors at the University of Wash¬ington, make Benjamin Franklin theonly American so honored ?Prof. James Hayden Tufts, of theDepartment of Philosophy, would addanother American. Willard Gibbs, thescientist whose discoveries have pavedthe way for much of the progress inradio and X-rays, is the man whomProf. Tufts would add to representAmerica.Adds Aristotle, KentProf. Tufts did not undertake tomake a list of his own; he only sug¬gested names which he believes shouldhe added to (or subtracted from) thelist which the Washington professorscompiled.The others chosen were Homer,Dante, Goethe, Shakespeare, Da Vinci,Beethoven, Moses, Plato, Heroditus,Justinian, Grotius, Adam Smith, Dar¬win, Galileo. Newton, Gutenburg, Pas¬teur, and Franklin.Along with Gibbs, Prof. Tufts wouldadd two other men to the list. He wouldadd Emmanuel Kent, the great Germanthinker, and Aristotle, whom he wouldplace (with Plato) above all the reston the list. Aristotle, he pointed out,laid the foundations and worked outthe methods of many sciences.Suggests MichelsonWith these three whom he would Cer¬tainly assign places in the list, Prof.Tufts suggested Prof. Michelson as apossible candidate. "And if I were toinclude another Greek,’’ he said, “itwould he Democritus.”“Certain men named on the list,” hecontinued, “have contributed nothing inthe way of learning in its usual sense.I should therefore he compelled to re¬move Homer, Shakespeare, De Vinci.Beethoven, Moses, Justinian and Hero¬dotus. Their contribution, great as itwas, was not strictly speaking in thefield of learning.”REPRODUCE INTERIOROF ENGLISH PALACEFOR TOWER PLAYERSPlan Dances to FollowEvening Performancesof ShowsSets of “Great Catherine,” the forth¬coming Tower Players production, arenow in proecs of construction and whencompleted will he “the finest ever usedon the Reynolds stage,” acording toGeorge Downing, manager ot sceneryfor the play.The dining hall of King Henry VIII,the throne room of Catherine the Great,and the Imperial bcdlchamber will hereproduced in the Tower Players’ per¬formance o fBernard Shaw’s humoroussketch of life in “wicked Russia.”One Admission PriceFollowing each of the two eveningshows, Jan. 10 and 11, a dance will heheld in the theatre. The ticket priceincludes admission to the dance.In the cast of "Great Catherine” thelead is played by Robert Jenkins, asQueen Catherine, who liecomcs involvedin a love tangle with eward Covert, inthe role of English Ambassador. CHANGE PAN-GREEKDANCE TO JAN. 19Opportunity to Secure Crystal Ball1Cause of ActionAnnouncement has been made yes¬terday by Howard Amick that the datefor the Interfraternity dance, whichwas to he held on Friday, Jan. 18, hasbeen changed to Saturday, Jan. 19. Thechange was made, according to Amick,because of an unexpected opportunityof the committee to secure the largerand more elaborate Crystal Ball room,of the Cooper-Carlton hotel on the19th instead of the White and Goldroom which had - been scheduled forthe dance on the 18th.The dance, an informal, will followthe Chicago-Indiana basketball game.Better known fraternity songs w.illbe featured by the orchestra, whichwill also play many of the popular hitsfrom the last Blackfriar performance.Every effort is being put forth by theInterfraternity council, under whoseuspices the dance is being run .to makethis affair one of the outstanding socialevents of the year.INF.UGIRILITY CUTSPORTFOLIO CHORUS;HOLD NEW TRYOUTSJudges Chose Drawing byFrancis Owen in PosterContestDue to the withdrawal of chorusmembers of Portfolio on account ottheir failure to comply with the eligibil¬ity rules, another chorus tryout will beheld tomorrow from 2:30 to 4:30 in thetheatre of Ida Noyes hall. All womenwho are interested in singing or danc¬ing have been urged to he present atthe tryouts. A complete list of thosewho have been declared ineligible willappear in a later issue of The DailyMaroon.Final tryouts for music for Portfoliowill he held today at 3:30 in the theatreof Ida Noyes hall. All the music thathas been submitted will he playe dhy thecomposers before the judges who areMartha Bennett. Robert Poliak andLeslie River.Frances Owen WinsAs a result of the poster contest, theone submitted by Frances Owen hasbeen chosen hy the judges, Mr. Sar¬gent, Miss Florence Williams and MissVXanpapallendem. The placard willused for the cover of the program, forall posters, and for the cover of thescore. “We wish to thank all thosewho submitted posters for the contest.*'esays Elizabeth Barrett, in charge ofthe contest. “Although only one couldhe chosen, the spirit of competition washeightened by the submision of themany others. The posters will he re¬turned if called for.”Cast rehearsals will be held everyMonday, Tuesday, and Thursday at2:30. Compulsory attendance is re¬quired at every rehearsal. VALENTINE ANDBRIGGS MANAGECAGE CONTESTSUse Ohio State IntramuralSports PlanModel asProf. Arthur P. Scott Addedto Staff ofDeansProf. Arthur Pearson Scott of theDepartment of History has been addedto the staff of college deans. Duringthe Winter quarter, Dean Scott willtake the group of men previously as¬signed to Dean Glattfelcl, who will henut of residence during the Winterquarter.Dean Wellington D. Jones comesinto residence again during the Winterquarter, and will act as personal assis¬tant to Dean Wilkins, who will de¬vote his time, sc. far as possible, to the“Better Yet” campaign and to othersimilar work. Competitive athletics amongthe students of the Universityhave been given a definite organ¬ization for the first time. Themovement will start Jan. 9, withthe opening of the basketballleague, on a basis of intramuralrepresentation that will give everypart of the student body its rep¬resentation.Not only are annual interfra¬ternity contests planned, butteams are also being organized asfast as possible among the dormi¬tories, the campus clubs, and thevarious departments of the Uni¬versity.The Athletic department andthe Interfraternity council aresupporting the plan to the limit.Mr. Stagg has assured unlimitedfinancial backing in the purchaseof prizes for the winners, andin the employment of regulationreferees.Kimball Valentine and How¬ard Briggs have been appointedIntramural managers by ClarenceBrickman, president of the Inter-fraternity council. Any Univer¬sity student who can organize afive-man team for the Basketballtournament should communicatewith these men at the Intramuralroom in the gym or at the KappaSig, Phi Psi or Delta Upsilonhouse.The organization will be inau¬gurated this quarter with basket¬ball, bowling, boxing, and wres¬tling tournaments. These willbe followed in the Spring quarterby baseball, indoor baseball, ten¬nis, track and golf.In the basketball tournamentthere will be four interfraternityleagues as well as those amongthe dormitories and clubs. Eachteam will play every other in itsown league once.In each league the team whichwins the greatest percentage ofits games will be eligible to enterthe semi-finals and finals to deter¬mine the championship of theUniversity.A small cup, to be held per¬manently, will be awarded eachleague champion. The teamwinning the championship of theUniversity will receive a largegold cup, and each of the eightmen on the team will get goldmedals. A large shield will alsobe awarded to the runner-up inthe University finals.The prizes will be on exhibitionat the University Bookstore.The “Ohio State System” ofIntramural sports is being studiedand used as a model by Valen¬tine and Briggs. With “competi¬tive athletics for every student"as its slogan, this plan has at¬tained remarkable success. Itsprincipal is the extension of ath¬letic benefits, and the added ben¬efits of competition, to the gen¬eral student body.Page Foul THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JANUARY 8, 1924®hp Daily fflarnnnthe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPnldUlird mornings. except Saturday. Sun¬day and Monday during the A ut uni a.Winter and Spring quarters by The DallyMaroon Company. •Kntered as second class mall at the Obl-ca-'o DostotTIce. Ohlraxo, Illinois. MarchIS. ISM "inter the act of March 8. 1878Offices Ellis 1Telephones:Editorial Office Midway 0800Business Office Fairfax 5522Member ofThe Western Conference Press iVssociatlonTHE PROPORTION PROBLEMThe list of recommendations to the“Better Yet" committees working forthe improvement of the Universitythrough student-faculty cooperationand under the direction of Dean Wil¬kins calls our attention to the needfor the “proper distribution of timebetween studies and other interests."Study of of this problem has, in thepast few years, been regarded as a-necessity by the faculty. Underclass¬men embroiled in campus politicalantagonisms or swept along in a tideof social activities have emphasized“the other interests.” Seniors with acollege career behind them, lookingforward to business or professionalventures, and yet with a mature ap¬preciation of campus froth and edu¬cational values have failed to give theproblem any serious consideration forthe welfare of their underclass prog¬eny.Now we are to have a committeeto effect a proper distribution. Weshould regard the successful work ofsuch a committee as extremely bene¬ficial to institution and undergraduate.In order to get at the source of thedifficulty, we may suggest that thecommittee study conditions in thefreshman year. Is is in this stage ofthe college game that the undergradu¬ate may get a point of view al out ofproportion. Regarding studies as sec¬ondary, with this distorted point ofview, he may skim through the rest ofhis college career, and end up with adegree and a profound feeling of dis¬satisfaction.It is not so much the fault of theindividual but rather of the particulargroup of which he is a member. Forthe women, the Y. W. C. A. providesa number of upperclass counsellorswhose duty it is to guide the first yearwomen on the basis of a safe andsane program of studies and compusactivities. The women’s clubs are al¬most totally inadequate in this regardbecause of their overemphasis of thesocial side of University life. Y. W.C. A., however, fills the gap. We be¬lieve that some such stystem could beworked out for nonfraternity menwho are not affiliated with any par¬ticular organization. Perhaps theCouncil or the Y. M. C. A. could fur¬ther such a plan.In the fraternities the faculty oralumnus adviser idea should be en¬larged and developed. Naturallyenough fraternity life has its varietyof interests, which are exceedinglyvaluable if included in a program ofmoderation. Some fraternities haveactive faculty advisers who take a liveinterest in campus actiivties and at thesame time require concentration onscholarship. These groups have ledthe Greek scholarship list year afteryear; and tehsc have had the fewestdelinquencies and dismissals.The committee working on theproportion problem has considerablework before it. We laud its appoint¬ment and suggest it is one of the mostimportant of the twenty-nine.0)9|dui03 pu« X-iaA b Xjjwo)«nui 3m sanddns LNaanisnod SM3idvnC)av3Hjno juaui oj^ Aj-ibd sXbm•|» ‘iaX 40t. ‘uiajdxa oj i^jappatnva ipiqM jo ||y 4-aaaq»uo )a8 p|no3 | ajm jusvm |f) !‘panuquoJ )uapnp a^ (uoipatjadoid aqj oj X«m at|) Duip«a|)J3AO *pui^ |*jaAas«A«q 3M ‘»a^t, :pai|daj qiap aqj^»po|p«d v aseqajnd | i:ajo|g Jjoog t^poMpoo^paJinbui (uapnp « Xvpjaiia^ —— ❖——>—~>II vox POP |!—*— —>— —>To the Editor:As a student and as a member of theVarsity Debating team, 1 suggest thatan investigation be started as soon asfeasible by the Maroon, the deans, the! faculty or the Board of Directors con-| corning the desirability of continuingdebating at the University in the lightI of the poor showing in recent years by! the Chicago debating teams: the ab¬sence on the campus of any interestin debating; the diversion of time, en-) ergy and talent, most of which is' wasted, from studies and other activi¬ties; the appropriation, which mightbe applied to other ends, or fifteenscholarships and the team expenses;and the competency of the coaching.Though making no accusations andputting forth no arguments in this let¬ter, whatever information that I mayhave is at the disposal of an authorizedinvestigation.And. furthermore, finding it incom¬patible with my attitude to remain anylonger, I hereby resign my member¬ship on the team.DAVID SHIPMAN,INTRAMURAL ITEMSCharles Duval, the freshman trackand football star, last night broke hisshot put record by heaving the sphere36 feet 11^ inches. Working with himin the weights are Hogscheid, Ritten-house, Griffiths, and Clark; the lattertwo are also yearlings. TYPEWRITERSFOR SALEStandard Value at Standard Price?TYPEWRITERS for RENTAll makes of typewriters can be obtained bythe week, month or quarter at a reasonablerental.Expert Repair ServiceJerry Fisher has uncovered a polevaulter of merit in the person of Gil¬bert., who cleared the bar at KansasState Normal at twelve feet six inches.He is a junior and eligible for varsitycompetition. His running mates so farinclude Curley, stellar quarterback;Wally Marks, Anderson, and Kaus.Joie Ray, world champion long dis¬tance runner, and Ray \Wa*sorr areworking out regularly in Bartlett gytn,and proving valuable aids to Tom Eck.in handing pointers to the Maroon run¬ners. These men have won the appre¬ciation of the coaching staff and areable to be of much assistance to less ex¬perienced runners.The milers last night worked easilyand strung out at the finish of theirpractice trot led by Levine, who fin¬ished in 4 minutes 43 seconds. Othertimes include Bourk, 4:45; Haas 4:47;and Hollenstein, 4:48.The coaching staff now boasts a fullcompliment of mentors. Dr. Wm. J.Monilaw is assisting with the sprintersand hurdlers; Jerry Fisher trains thehigh jumpers and pole vaulters; TomEck pushes the distance runners; A.A.Stagg, Jr., has charge of the weightmen.A shot putting contest with handicapsbegins next week, continuing for a fort¬night. The men qualify this week. Thesame plan will lie inaugurated in thehigh jump and vaulters’ division.Bussell leads the high jumpers so far.However, he is receiving no small com¬petition from Rittenhousc, Roth, andLandwirth.All efforts are bent towards prepar¬ing the track squad for the coming dualmeet with Northwestern, the 16th ofthis month. The Maroons should comeout of this tilt with flying colors, and ;arc losing no tiijie in making sure that'such a feat is possible.❖—GIRLS !■When having your HairBobbed You will findCourteous Treatment atMr. Briggs’ Barber Shop1003V2 E. 55th St.❖ " ♦:Dr. A. J. PerloveDENTIST959 E. 55th St.Cor Ellis Ave. Midway 9607Frolic Theatre Bldg. At theUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO BOOKSTORE5802 ELLIS HALL1149 E. 55th St. Midway 6286CHESLER’SDELICATESSENSANDWICHES our SPECIALTYCOWHEYStore For MenSo. E. Cor. 55th and EllisMENS FURNISHINGBILLIARDSCIGARETTES ICE CREAMC. J. BIERMANNDRUGSPrescriptions Our SpecialtySODAS CIGARETTESTry Our Malted Milks1142 East 55th StreetMOSERSHORTHANDCOLLEGESpecialThree Months’ CourseApril, MayJune116 So. Michigan Av.Open to University Graduatesor UndergraduatesBULLETIN ON REQUESTTwelfth Floor Randolph 4347High School Graduates OnlyArc Enrolled THE MARY KIEFERDANCING : STUDIOSpecial Haten for Private l.wnflniiClasses Wedneduy and Friday Kves.1305 E. 63rd StreetFairfax 0099® ® ®- aMathews |1*1 Portrait Photographer ®1412 E. 55th St.■]Your Photo Made in Our StudiotplWill Please Your FriendsHyde Park 0016■®- ■®. ■® WatchforThe CircleOutTHURSDAY15cHave You Subscribed toThe Daily Maroon?$2.00 for Two Quarters$1.50 for Spring QuarterTHE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JANUARY 8, 1924 Page Fiveii DISCUSS PROBLEMSOF WAR AND RACEAT FIRST VESPERS VARSITY SWIMMERSWIN HANDILY FROMALL STAR NATATORS“What shall we do about war?” willhe one of the subjects to be discussedat the Vesper service to be held tomor¬row at 4 in the Y. W. C. A. room ofIda Noyes hall. The discussion will be |Iwsed upon the subjects which werefound to be of chief interest to thfrwomen students who were present atthe Quadrennial Convention of the Stu¬dent Volunteer Movement. The con¬vention was held during Christmasweek, and was attended by 6,400 studentrepresentatives from all nations.Zelma Watson, Esther Po and Doro¬thy Wong, who repcrsented the Univer¬sity of Chicago, will outline the mostimportant issues of the convention,which were: the problem of the preven¬tion of war, and race problems. Ac¬cording to Miss Wong, who was vicepresident of the meeting, these twopoints were found to be of unusual in¬terest to women students. Miss Wat¬son, in her talk, will tell of the almostunanimous opposition to war as mani¬fested by the members of the conven¬tion, and of the measures suggested forthe prevention of future wars.On the subject of race problems, theeffect of discrimination between and op¬position toward certain nations will be ipointed out as well as contribution of jthe various nations to science and edu- !cation. Special emphasis will be placedupon the need for co-operation betweennations. An open discussion will follow !the speeches and as usual the meeting |wil open with a tea for guests. The Varsity swimmers emerged fromBartlett tank with freshman scalps tothe tune of 45-23 after Friday’s prac¬tice meet. The ineligibles and first yearben were able to garner only two firstsin the waterfest. The regulars driftedoff with an easy victory in the waterbasketball game folowing, the ecore be¬ing 9-2.Van Deventer took two places for theVarsity, finishing first in the 40-yarddash, and third in the hundred. Noyeswas the only other man who placedtwice, gathering second place in the cen¬tury and third in the forty yard for thefreshmen.In the relay, won by the Varsity, Vanagain came through, and covered hisforty in twenty seconds, repeating thefeat when he copped the forty-yarddash, in the same time.Complete results of the meet were asfolows:Relay: Won by Varsity. Time, 1minute 20 2-10 seconds.Fancy diving: Won by Dorf, Var.;Byler, Var., 2nd; LeSage, Fr., 3rd.40-yard swim: Won by Van Deventer, Var.; Gilchrist, Fr., 2nd; Nightengale,Time, 20 sec.200-yard breast stroke: Won byHarkins, Var.; Shoor, Fr., 2nd; Lyons,Var., 3rd. Time: 2:50 3-10.220-yard swim: Won by Protheroe,Var.; Gilchrist,Fr., 2nd; . .ightengale,Var., 3rd. Time: 2:42.Plunge: Won by Atwood, Var.;Granquist, Var., 2nd; Gordon, Fr., 3rd.Distance, 29 8-10 feet.150-yard back stroke: Won by Kaatz,Fr.; Shipman, Var., 3rd; Yegge, Fr.,3rd. Time: 2:22 8-10.WANT ADSECTIONFOR KKNT—Front room; lteas.,modern; close to bath; light;large. Dorchester, 3rd Apt.I.OST White gold wrist watchwith square case and face on blackribbon. Return to Lost anaPound.\ DINING (’Ll B at a privatehouse on Woodlawn Ave. one blockfrom the campus, can accomodatelive congenial men. Meals servedut convenient bourn. Rates >8.noper week. References evchanged.Make application to Box O, Fac¬ulty Kxebauge.FOlt KKNT Attractive doubleroom; one single, l’hone Dor.43SO.I.OST — Pearled Phi (laminaDelta sister pin. Apply 31 Beecherfor reward. Special Prices OnPERMANENT WAVING• DuringOCTOBER : : NOVEMBER : : DECEMBERROGERS—KENNEDY SHOP$26.00, Bobbed Heads (Regular Price $30.00)$15.00, Long Hair - (Regular Price $18.00)Our waving is guaranteed for six months, minus growth ofnew hair. Will not make hair kinky or fuzzy.Phone Midway 3081 1120 E. 55th StreetDeVIDE FROCK SHOPPEN*ar University Ave.Specialirinrr in Ladies’ and Misses’READY-TO-WEAR DRESSES1121 E. 55th St.Watch(orThe CircleOutTHURSDAY (Cljamlirr’H(itpa SUumtNnut©pen1418-21Eaat 01 Ht£*trrct Something’ new in the way of eats,usual dishes our specialty. Un-We serve complete Luncheons andDinners, and also cater to afternoonTeas and Parties.For Reservations Fairfax 5757 CLUB AND FRATERNITY GROUPPICTURE SCHEDULEThe following clubs will have their group pictures takenfor the Cap and Gown at De Haven's Studio onSATURDAY, JANUARY 12thMortar Board 8:30 A. M.Mortar Board 8:30 A. M.Esoteric 9:30 A. M.Quadrangler 10:30 A. M.Wyvern 12:30 P. M.Sigma 11 -.30 A. M.The following fraternities will have their group picturestaken on the following day,SUNDAY, JANUARY 13thDelta Kappa Epsilon 9:30 A. M.Phi Kappa Psi 10:00 A. M.Beta Theta Pi 10:30 A. M.Alpha Delta Phi 11:30 A. M.Sigma Chi 11:30 A. 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And in addition—Special Prizes of $25.00 Each for theBest Advertisement Received fromEach College.All ads entered in this contest mustbe mailed on or before January 15,1924, the closing date.Ask the business manager of TheMaroon, or write us for informationabout the contest, and literature de¬scribing the products.Intercollegiate Ad-Writing Contest DepartmentPostum Cereal Company, Inc.Battle Creek, Mich.D IN ORIGINALPage Six THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JANUARY 8, 1924-WL £F" CHOOSE FINALE CASTTODAY FOR DRAWSCLUB WINTER PLAYNOTICEStudents may change theirAutumn quarter athletic tickethooks for Winter quarter booksany week day between 9 and 5.No books will he exchanged here¬after on the nights of basketballgames.The Athletic Department.WHISTLEPSYCHOLOGICAL STUFF(Especially Prepared for This Colyumby John Libby Doe) ,An ego tookHis alter-egoFrom a dusty shelf,And spoke to him;That’s why ’twas said:“He’s talking to himself!’IT IS ONLY RIGHT that the hot-dog vendor in front of Ellis be thefirst member of the University to signup for the four-year meat-packingcourse now offered. He packs a meanpuppy. The final tryouts for the cast of “TheTruth About Bloyds,” the play which isto Ik- presented this quarter by the Dra¬matic Association, will take place thisafternoon at 4 in Mandel hall. O. P.Heggie, well known actor, who is nowplaying at one of the loop theaters, willdirect the play, in asociation with Mr.Haynes of the University high school.Mr. Heggie appeared in the originalproduction of “The Truth AboutBloyds,” and sonscquently is much in¬terested in its presentation here, ac¬cording to Bill Ghere, persident of theassociation.As a result of the tryouts which wereheld last Friday, the following peoplehave been chosen to participate in thefinal contest, from which seven will beselected for the cast.Catherine Gardner, Lucille Hoerr,Elizabeth Ryman, Martha Leutsker,Winifred Williams, Edwin Bartlett.Irwin Fisher, Wiliam Ghere, JosephJacobs, Edwin Kohler, Leonard Kamp,Robert Lanyon, Myran Levin, RalphNeuberger, Luella Wright, JoesphWhite. Mr. Haynes will be in charge.- CURSORILY SPEAKINGWe suppose the S. A. E. dog. whoanswers to the name of “Damn You,’would not respond to Darn You. Butthen some dogs arc particular. SPLEENAMONG THF. MANY advantagesof a college education are the splend-tlid facilities aqorder locally for frost¬bitten ears. We walked across thfe j•Midway Saturday when it was, unoffi¬cially, 23 below zero, and today ex¬hibited the finest pair of loving-cupears in the history of this great andgrowing institution. Colleagues fearthat we may commence braying abany moment.FURTHER NEWS FROMDOGDOMSir:Saw a woman leading the cutest lit¬tle hoarhound down the street theother day.—Li-Ar. Official Notice jLiberal club will meet today at 4:30in Harper M-ll.The Women's Speakers’ club willhold its regular meeting tonight at 7in Ida Noyes hall.The Christian Science society willmeet this evening at 7:30 in Haskellassembly.Women desiring to enter Senior col¬lege swimming class should see MissKatherine Whitney immediately in heroffice in Ida Noyes hall.Women desiring to earn W. A. A.points by playing the piano, see or callDorothy Greenleaf in Ken wood-1.Those soliciting ads for the Portfolioprograms see Mildred Colin in 39Green hall.Mr. Dickson, University advisor toforeign students, will be glad to conferwith foreign students who wish to dis¬cuss any problems between the hours 'of 2 and 4 daily, in Cobb 4B. A Review of “We Modems'’ atthe BlackstoneBy Robert Poliak•“We Moderns,” by Israel Zangwill,is another one of those plays in whichthe modern generation, “the restlessyouth of today,” gets itself into onescrape after another until it meeklyreturns to the fireside and admits theverity of the home and the conven¬tions. The play is tucked full ofsmart lines. It is admirably castedand is doubtless posessed of tremend¬ous box-office possibilities. But it isnot true.“We Moderns” proposes to dealwitli the existing barriers betweenmodernity and Victorianism. To bea great, even a good, play it wouldhave to contrast these two forces, toshow that each had its measure otpurpose and strength. Zangwill mere¬ly makes a skillful burlesque of youth.His flapper spouts epigrams until theaudience is dizzy. As the curtain fallsshe is calling for her mother. OscarPleat, poet and critic, is the prophetof modernity and hence, to Zangwill,a fake and a roue. The playwright'sidea of modern painting seems to bethat the art of Landseer has falleninto desuetude because the modernimpresionists have manufactured acraze for themselves. He thus dis¬counts the importance of such as Ma¬tisse, Manet, and Degas. He makesevery modern poet a charlatan. Hiscase, Johanna Hirzberg. admits thatshe doesn’t know the meaning of herown verse. At evejry turn Zangwillsees revolt as synonymous witff child¬ish ignorance.This is all very well as a sop to thetired business man. He admits thathe understands nothing of art. There¬fore it gives him the highest satisfac¬tion to see it ridiculed. Superficiallyat least, he is convinced that the oldeigeneration has little or nothing tolearn from the gropings, the originalexpressions, of the new. 1 hereforehe is pleased to find that a brilliantman like Mr. Zangwill agrees withhim.I may exaggerate the insidiousfalseness of plays like “We Moderns.It undeniably furnishes an evening ofgood entertainment. If you no longerLARGE. ROOMY AND TRANS¬PARENTSir:Perhaps you can see through this Icopy submitted for a Maroon classi¬fied adv.—“For Rent—2 front rooms, 4 largewindows for 2 or 3 students.”—Royeff. MERIT CAFETERIA63rd St. at Greenwood Ave.Good Food at Prices That SatisfyH. E. HAWLEY, Prop.HAVE COURAGE, MY HEAVIES!ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN!“. . . the only way a guy canget into the Dramatic Club is by ac¬cident, or by having a drag withsomebody on the incide, or by stick¬ing it out in the face of such cuts aswould shame anybody that wasn’tleather-skinned!”—From Circle broadside passedout after Chapel yesterday.WHICH REMINDS US of theDramatic club membership card,which all Gargoyles must sign, andwhich contains this succinct confes¬sion:I am physically able to undertakework in the Dramatic club.Undoubtedly a strong heart is nec¬essary for those who play love stuff,but that is hardly an excuse. Perhapsthis restriction is imposed to raise themorale of the scene-shifters. :xix'xMXx x;x :0i:xXX'k"k; x.x.x *x-xi.x,xXx x x;x x :: x x x x x x x x x x x xx x x x x.:! EVERY DAY A SUNDAE j“The Cream SOf AllICECREAM c,eam‘■ AT THE U. OF C. BOOKSTORE f':: X x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x X X x x x X X XIX x x x x x x X x x x x x x x x x x x :: x x ; have illusions of the existence oftruth and greatness on the stage, youv\ ill not fail to be struck by its humorand skilful presentation. The suaveMr. Heggie is good again.as the Vic¬torian papa. Helen Hayes is the bestof the cohorts of youth.FOREIGN STUDENTSBANQUET THURSDAYChicago Association of Commerceis giving a dinner at the Congresshotel Thursday evening, Jan. 10, for allforeign students in the city of Chicago.More than 800 invitations have beensent out for this function.The dinner is under the direction ofthe Foreign Trade department of theassociation. Music will lie furnishedby a 60-piece orchestra from the Chi¬cago Civic Opera. Many of the asso¬ciation members will be present, in¬cluding Mayor Devcr .University of Chicago will sendprobably the largest delegation of for¬eign students. If any foreign studentsin school have not received invitationsthey are requested to see Mr. Dick¬son, advisor to foreign students, inCobb 4B.TERESA 1)01.ANDANCING ACADEMY63ril St. anil Stony l*lnn<l Ave.BEUINNEKS’ CLASSESMonday and Thursday EveningsAdvanced CIiimh Wed EveningPrivate lessons day or evening by uppt.Tel. Hyde Park SOHO THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STORECigarettes Fountain ServingCor. Ellis Av. & 55th St., adjacentto Frolic Theatre. Tel. H. 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