fflhe 30atlp jHHaroonVol. 21. No. 116. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, MAY 23, 1923. Price 3 CentsCALIFORNIA ATHLETES ARRIVE TODAY ATYUMA, COLORADO STAR LASTENTRANT IN INTERSCHOLASTICMakes 100 in 9:9, Claim; Promises Hot FightWith Discenzo, Toluca Star; Stagg toTalk at Meeting FridayYuma, Colorado, contributed thefinal entry in the National Interschol¬astic Track Meet yesterday whenLloyd Hogate, star sprints man wasnamed to compete in the 100 and 220by a telegram arriving but fifteenminutes before 12 when the booksclosed. Hogate comes to the nationalmeet unheralded, but according to hiscoach he made the 100 in 9 4-5 lastweek and is in the best of condition.Since the mark claimed for Hogate |has been equalled but once before inthe eighteen years of the national in¬terscholastic, indications are that Ho¬gate and Joe Dicenzo, the Toluca,Illinois, star who also has a 9:4 rec¬ord will stage a roypl battle for hon¬ors in the century race.A check-up made shortly after theclosing of the entry books disclosedmore institutions entered than in anyprevious meet. Most schools, how¬ever, are entering smaller teams thanformerly so that the number of menscheduled to compete is but slightlygreater than formerly.524 High School MenFive hundred and twenty-four menwill compete in the high school sec-jtion of the meet, while 14*» are reg¬istered in the academy division. Highschool athlete? will represent 165schools in all parts of the country,while the academy trackmen comefrom fourteen institutions.Washington high school of CedarRapids, Iowa, has the largest teamin the high school meet, 26 men be¬ing billed to make the trip to Chi¬cago. The record is equalled only byLake Forest Academy which has en¬tered a similar number. Academyteams competing average about 11men, while the high schools, many ofwhom are coming from great dis¬tances, are bringing smaller squads,averaging between three and fourmen.Great interest is being manifestedin th 3-4 mile relay which was runlast year for the first time. Thirty-seven high schools have enteredteams in this event.Y. W. TO ENTERTAININDUSTRIAL WOMENAT DINNER TONIGHTIndustrial women will be enter¬tained by the women of the Y. W. C.A. Industrial Co-operation commit¬tee at a dinner which will be held ai6 tonight on the. terrace of the thirdfloor of Ida Noyes hall. This dinnerwhich follows up the work done bythe committee, closes the active workfor the quarter, according to Mar¬garet Abraham, chairman of thecommittee.After the dinner the Universitywomen have planned to take the in¬dustrial women over the quadrangles,locating the buildings for them, explaining the work of the various de¬partments and answering any ques¬tions which may come up. This planof acquainting the women with thework of another group was followedat the last meeting when the indus¬trial women explained their work tothe committee. The idea was so suc¬cessful that its repetition was war¬ranted.Tickets for the dinner are sixtycents and may be obtained from Mar¬garet Abraham by memners of thecomnTittee. Twenty-five men, all first placewinners in the California State In¬terscholastic and representing 12schools from all parts of the state,will arrive at the Burlington stationthis morning at 9.Robert Hargis and Kenneth Mortof Bigbee, Arizona, who arrived yes¬terday, were the second of the out-of-town entrants to reach the cam¬pus, following Hewitt, of Gunnison,Colo., who came in Monday. Withthe meet but 48 hours off, the moredistant teams are arriving daily.Hollywood Enters 6 MenHollywood high school leads theall-star California aggregation witha squad of 6 men. Huntington Beach,fourth place winner in last year’smeet and Pasadena high each have 4entries. Sacramento has sent twomen and Red Bluff, Santa Barbara,San Diego, Franklin, Long Beach,and Manual Arts of Los Angeles oneeach.Coach Stagg will address a tenminute mass meeting, preliminary tothe opening of the meet, on Fridayat 2 in Mandel hall. The entire cam¬pus has been urged to turn out forthis pep session that the big meetmay be opened with a tmng. EWILL NOT GIVE OUT“C” BLANKETS, CUPSAT SING THIS YEAROfficial Plan to End AnnualInter-Greek Affair at10:06 P. M.ANNOUNCE JUNE 8 AS DATEThe awarding of “C” blankets, thepresentation of loving cups to thewinners in interfraternity athleticsand the announcement of marshalsand aides for the coming year willbe dispensed with in the Twenty-fifthannual interfraternity Sing, heldJune 8 at 7:30 in Hutchinson court.The Sing is being started early thisyear because the increase in the num¬ber of fraternities taking part makesit difficult to finish by 10:06 when thechimes in Mitchell tower play theAlma Mater.Two Songs AllowedFraternities are lirqited to twosongs as a further method of shorten¬ing time; the general arrangementsare the same as for all former sings.The spectators will gather aroundoutside Hutchinson court, a search¬light and signboard will be used toindicate the fraternity singing, whilethe lights used in the Y. W.-Y. M! C.A. Blackfriars fete will illuminatethe scene.The Sing, one of the most uniqueof all University traditions, is a partof the festivities of the annual Alum¬ni reunion. Each year a larger num¬ber of Univelsity men take part in(Continued on page 2)SENIORS TO STAGE TAKE-OFFOF INTERFRATERNITY COUNCILMammoth “C” Book Will Open Its PagesReveal Group of Campus Events atSenior Show Next Tuesday To“A meeting of the Inter fraternity jCouncil,” blackface take-off, will bepresented by the seniors as their classcontribution to the Senior Vaudevilleprogram, which is to be given Tues-GIBBS MEDAL GIVENPROF. STIEGUTZ FORCHEMICAL RESEARCHUniversity Scientist HonoredBy American Society atRecent MeetingProf. Julius Stieglitz, chairman ofthe Department of Chemistry of theUniversity, has been awarded theWillard Gibbs Medal given annuallyby the Chicago section of the Amer¬ican Chemical Society to a chemistprominent for his research in pureor allied chemistry.The medal will be presented by itsfounder, William A- Converse of Chi¬cago, at the meeting of the AmericanChemical Society at the City ciub onFriday, May 25. Prof. Stieglitz isawarded the medal in recognition ofhis remarkable work in organicchemistry.Seen Long ServiceHe has been a member of theChemistry department of the Uni¬versity since its organization in 1892and director of the University lab¬oratories since 1912. Prof. Stieglitzhas been president of the AmericanChemical Society and is a memoorof many lenrned associations, both inthis country and in Europe. TURN BARTLETT INTO SUMMERGARDEN FOR INTER-CLASS HOPPlace Fifty Extra Tickets On Sale Today;Artists From Wittboldt and MarshallField Co. Supervise DecorationsCirde, With EssayOn Dice, Out TodayCopies of the May issue ofThe Circle may still be pur¬chased on the campus today.Readers have thrilled over AlanLeMay’s weird one-act play,and smiled knowingly over Vin¬cent Starrett’s “The Lure andLore of Dice,” since this issuewas placed on sale last Thurs¬day. Mr. Starrett’s analysis ofthe attractions of crap-shootingmade its appeal as a genuinecontribution to the literature ofan American institution.The latest wori; of severalcampus poets ana tlae reviewsof numerous late books roundedout the magazine’s contents.DISTRIBUTE MORETHAN 700 COPIESOF CAP AND GOWNRemainder Must Be Called LorWithin Ten Days, Night¬ingale Saysday, May 29 at 3:30 in Mandel hall.The act was written by Jack Harris,and according to Ruth Galinsky, man-•ager of the affair, will be producedin true minstrel style. Local take¬offs and campus quips will be prom¬inent in the comedy as the blackfaceend men work through their lines.Numerous musical numbers con¬sisting mainly of parodies of popularand Blackfriar songs with banjo ac¬companiment, will also be offered.Some of the songs have been com¬posed by Jack Harris, and others by Jthe men who are to sing them. Eightsenior men will take part. They are:Bill Gleason, Walker Kennedy, BlairLaughlin, Arthur White, Max Leg-gette, Olin Stansbury, Charles Loef-fell, and Hal Noble.“Offer Color in ‘C’ Book”Songs and intepretive dancinghave been chosen as a method of por¬traying campus life and six of thechiel*events on campus will be group¬ed under the title of “High Spots of(Continued on page 2)Consider Senior Plansat Meeting FridayProblems connected with the alum¬ni organization of the Senior classwill be discussed by Adolph G. Pier¬rot ’07, editor of the University ofChicago magazine, and Charles F.Axelson ’07, chairman of the alumnicouncil, at the meeting of the Seniorclass Friday at 12 in Harper Mil.“All Seniors are urged to attend,”said Otto Strohmeier, president ofthe Senior class, “as the question ofalumni organization is of vital im¬portance of the entire class.” More than 700 copies of the newlypublished “Cap and Gown” were giv¬en out yesterday, the first day of dis¬tribution for the University annual,it was announced last night by Don¬ald Nightingale, business manager ofthe yearbook.“Only a limited number of unsoldcopies of the ‘Cap and Gown’ remainsto be distributed,” said Nightingaleyesterday. “Persons having paid inpart or in full for their copies mustcall for them at the ‘Cap and Gown’office in Ellis 14 within ten days, ortheir receipts will become void.Extra Copies on SaleA number of extra copies will beon sale in the University Bookstore,in Woodworth’s Bookstore, and everynoon in front of Cobb and Ryersonhalls.The free copy of the “Cap andGown” which was to be awarded tothe first person in line before the win,,dow in Ellis 14 yesterday morningfell to Henry Hulbert, 1457 E. 66thPL, it was announced. Hulbert is astudent in the School of Commerceand Administration.Harvard Law Prof,io Talk Here FridayProf. Manley O. Hudson of theHarvard Law School, who was active¬ly concerned in the Paris Peace Con¬ference in 1919, and has been amember of the legal section of thesecretariat of the League of Nations,will speak Friday at 4:30 in Kenttheater on “The League of Nationsand the World Court.”Prof. Hudson was a member of thecommission on ports, waterways, andrailways at the Paris conference. Hewas also on the commission on newstates and the protection of minor¬ities and the commission on reply tothe German counter proposal. Fifty additional tickets for the Jn-tcrclass Hop have been placed onsale. Students may obtain them for$4.40 from Arthur White today atnoon at the Alpha Delta Phi house,5747 University Ave.All the enchanting beauty of aformal summer garden beneath theglow of colored lanterns will bebrought into Bartlett gym cn June 1to make the Interclay, Hop t;he mostspectacular dance of the year, accord¬ing to plans for the big formal an¬nounced by the leaders after theirmeeting yesterday.Secure Decorative PanelsThe scheme of decoration said tobe more elaborate than anythinghitherto atempted for the springformal will include several remark¬able decorative panels made by Mar¬shall Field & Company’s artists forbackground? in recent window dis¬plays. These striking works bearout the spirit of spring which is tobe the key note of the decorativescheme.Placing of the panels with extens¬ive trelisses of smilax and flowersbrought in specially for the occasionas well as the executing of the light¬ing will be done under the personalsupervision of Mr. George Wittbold*of Wittboldt &. Son, downtown flo¬rists. Extensive use will be made ofvine covered lattice to hide the barewalls of the gym and provide attrac¬tive corners in which to chat betweendances.Scheme of Subdued LightsA sQftlv solorful light;ng effect willbe secured from three huge lanternsdone in bizarre tor os suspended lowover the dance floor. These lanternsare also from Marshall Field & Co.,having been used as the feature oftheir spring decorations.Rester’s orchestra will be accom¬modated on a vine clad stage setagainst the west wall of the gym op¬posite the entrance. Punch will beserved beneath flower decked trell¬ises at the north end qf the floor.TOM TIPPETT OFFEDERATED PRESSSPEAKS ON HERRIN“The Other Side of Herrin” will bethe subject of a talk by Tom Tippett,manager of the Federated Press, to¬morrow at 4:30 in Harper Mil underthe auspices of the Liberal club.For several months the story of themine trouble at Herrin, Illinois, hasbeen played up by the daily press.Mr. Tippett will have a new side ofthe controversy to present and somenew facts to put before his audience.Having spent most of his life in thecoal fields of southern Illinois, wherehe entered the mines as a workerwhen less than ten years old, *Mr.Tippett knows the situation inti¬mately and is in a position to inter¬pret the coal-diggers’ point of viewfrom first-hand experience.Sophomores to MeetThe Sophomore class will meet to¬day at 12 in Harper Mil.Tickets for the interscholastic per¬formance of Blackfriars can he hadfrom the athletic office at $1.00 each.1 Page 1 wo HIE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, MAY 23. 1923Shr Daily iBariiunThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPul>lihli«‘(l inoi-uln^s, except Sal urday, Sun¬day iH.it Monday during the Autumn,Winter ami Spring i|\.»rters l»y The DailyMaroon Company.Rntered as seroml «lass mail tit the Chi¬cago 1‘ostoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March13. IWOli, uniter the act of March 3, 1S73.Telephone Midway 800Offices fellis 14Member ofThe Western Conference I'ress AsnoeiutIonGRISTHigh school and academy athletesare coming in to participate in theInterscholastic. We have had seri¬ous doubts as to the efficacy of thegreat meeting, as it has been run andis being run. There is no reason tosuppose that we can get any moremen in the future than we have inthe past, as long as the present sys¬tem is maintained. (Within the pastfour years, according to authoritativereports, one man has come to theUniversity, as the result of an Inter¬scholastic meet, and been a pointwinner in track.) We have suggest¬ed, several times, that a definite pol¬icy of correspondence with the out¬standing stars of the tourney beformulated, and executed. In nosense, however, should it be in theform of inducements of a materialnature.Be all that as it may, the Inter¬scholastic is upon us, and it can suc¬ceed in no degree if the undergrad¬uates are not alert, and at all timeson hand to entertain the athletes. Itis not hard to rush a man for Chica¬go. The school has a wonderful rep¬utation. The men want to know why.It is for us to show them.The Senior vaudeville comes forits annual performance next week. Jtis always a good show. Two yearsago it called forth the wr<tth of acommunity minister (after it hadpassed the faculty censors!), andwhile it may not be so good this year,it will without doubt be exhilaratingin some respects. It is, from anotherpoint of view, a traditional perform¬ance. We love and cherish our tra¬ditions; support the Senior show!It has at last come to pass thatall-University dances are againscheduled. Class spirit always hasbeen and always will be lacking atthe University of Chicago. A con¬gregation of all the socially mindedstudents is the best substitute forclass dances.Dramatic Club AdvertisingAnyone wishing to sell advertisingin the Dramatic club program for“Hamlet” has been asked to meetRaymond Levy in The Daily Maroonoffice today at 12.Seniors to Hold PartyThe Senior class will give a partytoday at 7:30 at the home of MorrisCope, 5657 Blackstone Ave.CLASSIFIED ADSFOR SALE—44 note marimba Xylo¬phone, large resonators, beautifultone, wonderful addition to orches¬tra. Very low price. Call eveningsonly, at 5843 Blackstone Ave., apt.Bl. Hyde Park 1434.LOST—Blue overcoat in M. S. class.Return to G. Bates.WANTED—Two ambitious studentsas* educational advisors duringsummer vacation. Opportunity toearn all or greater part of nextyear’s expenses. Also permanentemployment for two graduates orundergraduates not returning tocollege. Applicants arrange for apersonal interview by calling H. P.0438 between 7 and 8 P. M. only.Teresa Dolan DancingAcademy53rd Si Stony Island. Hyde Park 3080Beginners Classes Monday andWednesday Eve. Terms 12 lessons$5.00. Single lessons 75 rents. Private lessons by appointment. Read Van Dyke atLast Vespers TodayCharlotte Fassold, a senior at theUniversity who has specialized in theart of story telling, has been securedto read Henry Van Dyke’s poem,“God of the Open Air,” at the lastVesper service of the quarter, todayat 4 in the Y. W. C. A. room of IdaNoyes hall. The program for thislast service of the year was suggest¬ed by Dr. C. W. Gilkey, who hastaken an active interest in the workof the association.The religious discussions whichhave formed the basis of the vesperprograms this spring were broughtto a close last week in an address bythe Rev. Mr. Herbert Grey fromGlasgow. Special care, has been tak¬en to make this last meeting a par¬ticularly inspiring one, according tothe vespers committee, and everyonehas been cordially invited to attendit, to insure its success. A musicalprogram will supplement the regularservice. WILL NOT GIVE OUT “C” BLANK¬ETS, CUPS AT SING THIS YEAR(Continued from page 1)SENIORS TO STAGE TAKE-OFFOF INTERFRATERNITY COUNCIL(Continued from page 1)1923” as representative of the pastyear’s activities.A mammoth “C” book, the centraltheme of one of these devices, willopen its pages to show successivegroups of women in costume sugges¬tive of Blackfriars, Washington promand two other prominent campusevents. Dances, appropriate to thevarious occasions, will complete theillusion, according to managers.Blair Laughlin will help carry out theidea with his parodies op popularsongs. The women who are to takepart in the skits are: Priscilla Ferry,Alice Rawson, Marie Roycroft andHelen Ligette.PROF. MOULTON PLANS TRIPTO OBSERVATORY ON MAY 29Prof. Forrest Moulton, head of theDepartment of Astronomy, will makea two-day trip to the Yerkes observ¬atory on Lake Geneva. The class willleave immediately after the SeniorVaudeville show Tuesday, May 29.The huge telescope in the observa-1tory will be used by the class thatnight. the <;vent. Six years ago about 800men sang; last year some 2,300 ap¬peared in the Sing. Because of thefact that several fraternities areholding chapter reunions, more than2,500 men are expected for this year’salfair by the Alumni Associationcommittee which has made all ar¬rangements. The committee will an¬nounce the order in which the fra¬ternities will sing, after lots havebeen drawn.BASEBALL RETURNSTICKER SERVICECOWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats,Caps and NeckwearBilliardsCigars, Cigarettes, PipesS. E. Cor. 55th and Ellis Avenue TreatYourselftoHamiltonColemaninHamletMandelHallJune 2GargoylesAssistingTicketsfromTedWeberMaroonOfficeEllis Hallor CampusSalespeople Bennie Krueger’s Orchestra2419—“Apple Sauce”“•Wild Papa”Two Wonderful Fox TrotsBennie Krueger’s Dance Orchestra makes records ex¬clusively for Brunswick, because ot their absolute fidelityto tone and rhythm and their clearness and beauty.Here are two of the best dance selections you haveever heard. Full of tantalizing saxophone strains witha rippling accompaniment of brasses and piano. Hearthese two dance records. You’ll want them.Something new every dayNew Brunswick Records are ready every day.No waiting. Any Brunswick dealer will gladlyplay them for you. Brunswick Records can beplayed on any phonograph but are best on TheBrunswick.ffirwuswiekJMDJEEEHM J.W-VIMI W«UEE—»mmFamous Dimes!Woolworths’Your last dimeThe “thin” dimeand the one you pay for your firstOh Henry!It*s surprising, indeed, it is!that you only have to pay adime for that big, meaty, mel¬low bar of Oh Henry! For it’sa fine candy if ever there was one. Rich butter cream dippedin soft caramel, rolled in crispnuts and coated with milkchocolate. Sounds good, eh ?Try it! 10c everywhere!Yard*:0444 Boulevard 9264ICE CREAMSUNDAEwith fruit center is deliciousGat it at tha U. of C. BOOKSTORE cCliffy DURING THESE HOT DAYS TO COME YOUSTUDENTS SHOULD ENJOY OUR DELICIOUSSODAS AND FANCY SUNDAES.We Cater to the University StudentTHE ELLIS TEA SHOP940 E. 63rd St., 63rd and EllisThe Roselma Tea Shop6331 Kimbark AvenueHome-Cooked Dinner—Evenings, 85c; Sundays, $1.00Luncheon, 11 to 2—40c and 60cAlso a la CarteReservations for Sorority or Fraternity DinnersTelephone Hyde Park 2973DARLING’S ORCHESTRADorchester 1760 Dance Music Par Excellenceand Midway 1126 MEN AND WOMENYou can pay your way thru College and also establishan income for life by entering the best profession in theworld today—LIFE INSURANCE. Our low cost PureProtection Policy, Annual Premium Reduction sells atfirst interview. Let us show you how to make moneyquickly and easily.MERCHANTS RESERVE LIFE INSURANCE CO.Superior 1714 10 East Pearson St., ChicagoRead The Daily Maroon for Campus News .»T DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MAY 23, 1923. Page Thi»HOLD DUAL GOLF MATCH WITH ILLINOISVARSITY GOLFERSMEET UNDEFEATEDDOWNSTATE TE AMHold Fourth Big Ten MatchAt Midlothian CountryClubLed by Capt. George Hartman, theVarsity golf team plays the Illinoissquad today at the Midlothian Coun¬try club. The Indian^ have one ofthe strongest aggregations in the BigTen and the outcome will throw somelight on the probable winner of theConference tournament.In addition to Hartman, the Ma¬roon team will be composed of Miller,Schendorf, and Homan, these menhaving turned in the lowest scores inthe last tryout. Their totals were:Miller, 83-85-168; Schendorf and Ho¬man, 84-86-170.Illini Have Strong LineupTo face these men the Illini willbe represented by Capt. Novotny,Rolfe, runner-up in the 1922 tourney,Humphries, National SouthpawChampion, and Hatch a member oflast year’s team. The downstatershave registered victories over Wis¬consin, Michigan, and Purdue, and asthe Maroons have also kept theirslate clean one of the teams will bedropped from the lead.With most of the second roundmatches in the frosh tournament stillto be played, Cheadle, Cullom, Bates,Baum, Beall, Hisert, Dorsey, Kwic-inski, Stewart, Keelin, and Buschickadvanced beyoi\d the first match.Keelin defeated Buschick in the thirdround. All third round matches must MAROON ENTRIESFAVORITES FOR BIGTEN TENNIS TITLESFrankenstein and Wilson PlayAgainst Stars of theConferenceThe 1923 Conference Tennis Tour¬nament will be held on the Univers¬ity courts Thursday to Saturday in¬clusive. The first rounds for boththe singles and doubles will be play¬ed tomorrow and Friday, with thefinals coming on Saturday.Wilson and Frankenstein will bethe hopes of the Maroons in both thesingles and doubles events and willbe pitted against such players asGoodwillie and Budach of Illinois,Merkel and Sanchez of Michigan,Treadwell of Wisconsin, Judd of OhioState, and Swenson and Jenson ofIowa. The first mentioned men arefavorites for the doubles title alongwith the Maroon entries.Allow Other Teams InIn former years it has been thecustom to allow teams outside of theBig Ten to enter the tournament andthis rule will be- observed in the ap¬proaching meet. This enables Sag-lowski of Butler, former JuniorChampion, to enter, which is liableto complicate the final standing ofthe teams as he is a fine player andmay cop the title.be played by next Monday.The Varsity lineup will be:Chicago Illinois1.. Hartman, Capt. Rolfe 1,2. Miller Novotny, Capt. 2.3 Schendorf Humphries 34. Homan Hatch 4. SAP AND CLOWN ISSUEBecause of a mistake, the pictureof the freshman basketball team wasswitched with that of the W. A. A.,but the names are all there anyway,thank heaven.Due to an error, the pictqre of Al¬ma Cramer was switched with thatof Dorothy Husband, the picture ofGrace Burton was switched with thatof Caroline Pratt, and somebody wasleft out, thank heaven.Because of a slight misunderstand¬ing the picture of The Whistler wasplaced among those of the Maroonstaff members, but he has a pipe inhis mouth, and he is the farthestfrom the foreground, thank heaven.Otherwise everything is all right,thank heaven, except with the AlphaDelts.PLAINLY SIMPLE HORACE!Dear Madame:Here’s a statement of your ownpoetic formula in a pQem which fol¬lows that formula:The purpose of poetry is to pleaseThe aesthetic sense, artistic soul,To tickle the wit and, subtly, to teaseThe intellect. That’s poetry’s goal.But here in the Whistle this purposeclearDoes not guide the end of each gentlerefrain.If poetry rates any notice hereIt must plainly be simple and simplybe plain.—Namresi.“There must be something in theministry,” says Dean RobertsQn in anadv. in the Maroon. Just like theWhistle, there must be something init, otherwise. . . Ask the man whoreads it IYOU NAUGHTY THING! PHI,HENRIETTE, FIE! ONLYA PINK HEAD-BAND?NAUGHTY!Dear (sic) Dopey:Understand you were looking forme at the Mixer last Friday. I wasthere! But if you didn’t see me, Iam goinf: to be at the Interclass hopwith a perfect dear (his fraternitystarts with a Phi). T will wear apink head-band.—Henriette.We will be there. We are going towear shell-rim glasses.Dear Dopey:See by the paper that one WunSing Bing calls you Friend Dope.Wouldn’t Fiend Dope be more ap¬propriate ?—King James.NO, JAMES, we never indulge inanything stronger than lime dropsFASHION NOTES(Whitsul Not Responsible for Ref¬erences to the Faculty)Polo coats will be worn for every¬thing but polo.Hicks and Co. displays a delightfulpari of bed-sox in the new Tomb-Tan, ornamented with an alternatedesign of a mummy’s head and aprofile of Dean Small.—Pern.R. S. V. P.WE HAVE RECEIVED contribsin envelopes stamped “Return in 3Days” and others in envelopes stamp¬ed “Return in 0 Days.” We fooledthem all. however, by printing thecontribs and throwing away the en¬velopes.ODE ON FIRST MAKING A LISTOF DOMESTIC ANTMALSProfessor Starr,T write to yon: | JUNE 11 DATE FORFIRST ANNUAL INTER-GREEK MEDLEY RACEGive Cup to Winning Team;Medals to Be GivenTo RunnersAn Inter-fraternity relay race willbe held June 11 under the auspicesof the Athletic Department, in aneffort to arouse greater interest intrack among the sudents. Each fra¬ternity has appointed a manager, allof whom met at a dinner at the DelPrado hotel last Thursday to discussfurther plans for the event.The relay will be a medley affair,each team being made up of fourmen. The distances are 220, 440,660, and three quarters of a mile.The order in which the men will runhas not been determined.Cup Given to WinnersA cup will be awarded to the win¬ning teams and medals given to therunners on teams finishing first,second, and third. Several of theteams have already started trainingfor the meet and more entries areexpected later in the week.Is a cocoanutA raspberryOr is it nut?Professor Starr,I ask of you:Is a fish an onion?Is a herb a bunion?Or is it nut?Professor Starr,Answer me!THIS SPACE WAS reserved fora hot quip about a female dog and aco-ed, contributed by Koo Koo, butdear me! don’t you realize that weCan’t take the liberties. Shakespearacould ?DON’T CALL US DEAR AGAIN,UNDERSTAND?Dear Dopey:That Northwestern gang, I under¬stand, is going to be placed underarrest for gambling, that is to say,for rolling the bones under the pier.Yours till the sand blows away.—Diana of the Dunes.LINE FORMS TO THE RIGHTfor all girls with brown eyes whowish to chat with Jack Long.WE WERE JUST ON the vergeof not searching further for a suit¬able last line, butWhile there is lif? there isDopey.FOR YOUR TERM-PAPER!RENT A TYPEWRITERRental Rates $2.00 to $3.50per Month.Woodworth’s Book Stores1311 E. 57th St., Chicago, Ill.INSTRUCTERS GRADE TYPE¬WRITTEN MATTER HIGHER CHOOSE CAMP KNOXAGAIN FOR R. O. T. C.SUMMER TRAININGThirty-four Students to LeaveOn Special CarJune I 5Camp Knox, near Louisville, Ky.,will again be the scene of the Uni¬versity of Chicago’s annual Field Ar¬tillery R. O. T. C. camp.Although the primary purpose ofthe camp is to give practical instruc¬tion in the Field Artillery, no effortis to be spared in providing plenty ofhealthful recreation for the student.Ample time is given for competitivesports such as baseball, track ath¬letics, tennis, golf, and boxing in con¬tests between batteries and delega¬tions from other universities such asIllinois, Wisconsin, Purdue, Ohio,Iowa, Missouri, and Alabama Poly¬technic Institute.Plan to Limit AttendanceAttendance at the camp is limitedand only fourteen advanced studentsand about twenty freshmen and soph¬omores will be sent.In addition to the Field ArtilleryR. O. T. C. dances, moonlight boatrides on the Ohio River, and othersocial functions to be held in the at¬tractive club house, trips to Mam¬moth Cave, Lincoln’s Birthplace, andtrips to surrounding towns, have beenscheduled.Students attending the camp willleave on a special train the night ofJune 15 and will return to ChicagoJuly 25. 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