®fje Bail? jWaroonVol. 21. No. l!3. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. THURSDAY, MAY 17, 1923. Erice 5 Centi409 VOTE FOR COUNCIL REORGANIZATIONELECT 87 MEN FOR INITIATION !«"**»* ISAY WOMEN ARE NOT FAIRLYINTO ORDER OF BLACKFRIARS k to m "meet REPRESENTED BY NEW PLANAbbot, Superiors, and Manager for Next YearTo Be Chosen at Banquet Wednesday;Plan “Hitchy-Koo” Theater PartyAll students wishing to usher at the MAKE GOOD SCORESspecial performance of the Blackfriars _ r>iCTr\f matpushow Saturday, May 19, are requested IN r lo I UL. [VIA 1 LHto communicate with Denton Massing- jer, head usher, at the Sigma Nu, Complete Records For Telegraphichouse. Shoot With Cornell Cedar Rapids Enters KecordSquad of Twenty-SixMenEIGHT ILLINOIS SCHOOLS INEighty-seven men were chosen formembership in the Order of Black¬friars at a meeting of the staff re¬cently. Election of Abbot, Superiors,and manager of Blackfriars for next |year will take place at the banquetWednesday, May 23, at the Univers¬ity club. Initiation of tne newly elect¬ed men will take place at 3, and willbe followed by the banquet at 6 anda theater party to “Hitchy Koo.”The following men were elected forinitiation to the Order:Elect New MembersDonald M. Lockett, Earle Ludpin,John Kettlewell, Jack Kirk, Don Ir- jwin, Arthur Hermes, Burr Robbins, O.J. Albert, L. P. Cain, R. L. Frohlich,Frier McCollister, R. L. Weiss, H. T. *Wilder, H. H. Woodworth, H. A. Mc¬Kinnon, G. Bates, M. Bates, R. A.Carr, C. A. Clippinger, P. C. Cullom,J. A. Garcia, D. M. Jacobsen.J. C. Kneussl E. Kohler. E T. jKeubler, G. W. Lyndon. T. Mulroy, A. |C.Pratt, E. Quayle, H. K. Smith, A.1Spitzer, H. Thomas, C. V. Wisner, C.Yegge, R. Jenkins, L. Kemp, R. Hel-perin, A. El Easy, L. Neff, S. Govert,E. Ruppelt, W. Tilden, W. Hahn, D.McGinnis, J. Longwell, A. Trebow, B.Laughlin, D. Snyder, Kunst, T. Geig¬er, W. Combs.D.Boone, P. Sell, E. Sell, C. Ward,J. Barry, G. Hoffman, P. Barry, E. W.Granquist. H. DeYoung, W. S. Stew¬art, R. Nesbit, R. Garden, L. Green-leaf, R. Connor, J. Wines, W. Burns,R. Curley, M. Gervich, Klug, Diamond,J. Drapiewsky, Weinstein, Burgess, I.Moore.R. Poliak, S. M. Levy, M. Brook, S.Newfield, A. Hillman, L. F. Blair, M.E.Carlson, E. H. Heimerdinger, B. F.Hemphill, R. A. Stearns, R. F. Moore,R. Samuels. Record shooting for the telegraphicpistol match with Cornell was com¬pleted by the University team yester¬day under adverse weather conditions.Part of the match was shot Mon¬day in the rain and the rest was com¬pleted yesterday in spite of a strongwind and light rain. The team wascomposed of five men who fired twelvestrings of seven shots each. Theshooting was done from four ranges:15 yards, rapid fire; 25 yards slowand rapid fire; 50 yards slow and rap¬id fire; and 75 yards slow fire. Regu¬lation 45 calibre Colt army automatics Iare used by the team.Out of a posible 840 points the men jmade the following scores: Howell,'656; Kneusel, 630, McCurda, 546;Steinman 515, and Carlson 511.CHINESE FASHIONSON PROGR AM FORSHOW TOMORROWFilipino Triangle Club and Jap¬anese Organization toStage NumbersBOARD OF TRUSTEESAPPOINTS FIVE NEWFACULTY MEMBERSFive members will be added to thefaculty body at the commencement ofthe Fall quarter, following appoint¬ments announced by the Board ofTrustees. Prof. Arthur Compton, anX-ray expert of Washington Univers¬ity of St. Louis, will become a profes¬sor of physics here. The physics de¬partment will also have Prof. W. F. G.Swann as a member. Prof. Swannhas taught in the University of Min¬nesota, for the past year.Tn the school of Education MissMarion Clark, for three years in theart department of Smith college, willbecome an instructor in the depart¬ment of Home Economics. EmersonH. Swift, newly made assistant pro¬fessor in the department of history ofart. and Metn H. Kunde, national re¬search fellow in the psychology de¬partment make up the number of newfaculty members.Gordon G. Laing will return to theUniversity next fall to resume his oldplace as editor of the Press, and willalso hold the position of dean of Artsand Literature. He has held the lat¬ter position at McGill university InMontreal, Canada, for the past year. A Chinese fashion show, an exhibi¬tion of Japanese fencing, and otherattractions are to form part of theprogram to be given on InternationalNight by the Cosmopolitan club of theUniversity.The program begins tomorrow at8:15 in Mandel hall. In past yearsthe affair has always proved a greatsuccess, according to officers of theCosmopolitan club.A great diversity of talent and at¬mosphere is promised, as the membersof the club come from all parts ofthe world and will take part in actsdesigned to shed light on life and cus¬toms native to their respective coun¬tries.President to AttendPresident and Mrs. Ernest DeWittBurton will be the guests of honor, itwas announced.The Program for InternationalNight is as follows:1. Filipino Triangle Club—J. Bar-oquillo, S. Baroquillo, R. Peralta, A.Careno.2. Barbara Frietchie (J. F. Whit¬tier)—Miss Louisa Hemken.(Continued on page 4) Twenty-five athletes, the cream ofCalifornia’s trackmen, picked fromthe first place winners in the westcoast state interscholastic will repre¬sent the far west in the National In¬terscholastic Track and Field Meet tobe held at the University of ChicagoMay 25 and 26 it was announced atthe athletic office of the Universityyesterday, following receipt of a tele¬gram from Seth VanPatten, sportsdirector of Los Angeles high school,making the entry.The large entry from the Pacificcoast comes as a result of transporta¬tion to Chicago, and return, havingbeen offered as the prize for firstplace in each event of the Californiastate meet which was held last week.Cedar Rapids Enters Big TeamBeating even the western entries, innumbers, at least is the entry card ofWashington high school of CedarRapids, Iowa, winners of last year’smeet, which contains twenty-sixnames. Determined to recop the na¬tional title Coach L. H. Turpin willhave his men competing in each of thefifteen events. In the 440 alone he !has entered nine. Stars of the team 1are Yeisley, who is entered in thequarter, half-mile, mile, broad jump,(Continued on page 2) Suggestions Offered for Addition of GargoyleHead and President of Honor Commission;Maroon Advocates Y.M.C.A. RepresentativeCOLEMAN SELECTSTENTATIVE CASTSTO PLAY “HAMLET’Program to CommemorateTercentenary of FirtFolioTentative casts for the “Hamlet”which will be produced by the Gar¬goyles with Hamilton Coleman in thetitle role June 2 and 3 are as follows:The king, Edward Metzdorf,Charles Beckwith; the queen, MarieAdels; Laertes, Lester Westermann,Theodore Geiger; Marcellus, PorterBurleigh; Horatio, Perry Miller; theGhost, Frederic Thrasher, Robert Pol¬iak; Bernardo, Archie Trebow; Fran¬cisco, Edwin Ruffelt, Murray Church¬ill; fir3t grave-digger, FredericThrasher, Will Ghere; second grave¬digger, Robert Lanyon, LeonardKemp; Rosecrantz, Edwin Ruffelt;Guildenstern, Theodore Vimmerstedt;first player, Robert Poliak; Polonius,Will Ghere, Robert Lanyon; Ophelia,Lucile Hoerr, Mrs. Coleman; playerqueen, Eleanor Amidon.Give Whole Play June 23The presentation of “Master PierrePatelin,” the fifteenth century French(Continued on page 2) HOW THEY VOTEDFor reorganization 409Against reorganization 9Not representative 133Suggestions to The Daily Ma¬roon in the student referendumfor reorganization of the coun¬cil:“Why can’t Freshmen Wo¬man’s club be represented as oneof the woman’s organizations oncampus. It feels keenly its re¬sponsibility and will continue todo all in its power to cooperatewith the University through theUndergraduate council.”“1 think one representativefor each of the three woman’sorganizations would be fairer.”. .“There are not enough repre¬sentatives for either men’s orwomen’s organizations.”“The Y. M. C. A. should berepresented.”“The work of the Councilshould receive more publicity.”“The Abbot of Blackfriarswould not represent the Dram¬atic club; neither would the ed¬itor of The Daily Maroon berepresentative of the campuspublications.”“Why not the president of theHonor Commission?*'“Why shouldn’t the Y. M. C.A. and the Reynolds club haverepresentatives on the Council..”“Non-fraternitj men and non¬club women should be repre¬sented.”“How about a woman repre¬sentative from the Honor Com¬mission?”Seniors Plan to GiveAll-University DramaMembers of the Senior class willsponsor an all university dance to¬morrow at 4 in the Reynolds club itwas announced yesterday by OttoStrohmeier, president of the class. Incompliance with the new ruling of theclub tickets will be necessary for ad¬mittance. Tickets may be securedfrom Art White, Ruth Metcalf, Elean¬or Mills, Harold Woods, Denton Has-singer, Ruth Seymour, and the chair¬man of the respective class socialcommittees.Both the second and third floors ofthe Reynolds club are to he used forthe dance. Fritz Neilson’s andMemph Davis’ orchestras have beensecured to furnish the music. Hold Commerce ClubBanquet Next WeekStudent talent will compete withfaculty entertainers in a vaudevilleskit which is to be the feature of thefifth annual Commerce club banquetFriday, May 25 at 6:30 in Hutchinsoncafe.New council members and officerswill be presented at the banquet, aft¬er which Arthur Goldberg, in chargeof the entertainment, promises some“pleasurenble sonnets watching thethe Reynolds club theater,faculty cnDor about” on the stage inFollowing the skit, Williams’ five-piece orchestra will syncopate for theguests. Tickets may be obtained for$1.50 in room 103 of the C. & A.building, or from student salesmen. Nine DepartmentsOffer ScholarshipsScholarships in nine> departmentsfor any three quarters of 1923-24have been offered to graduates fromthe Senior and Junior colleges. Ap¬plication should be made to the de¬partmental examiners by today. Eachcovers full tuition for three quarters.Awards will be based on records ofwork done in the department and al¬so, in all departments except Philos¬ophy, Psychology, and Political Eco¬nomy, on examinations to be given atdates announced in the Weekly Cal¬endar.The names of the departments of¬fering these scholarships and the ex¬aminers to whom all interested shouldapply are as follows: Philosophy, Mr.Ames; Psychology, Mr. Carr; Polit¬ical Economy, Dean Marshall; Sociol¬ogy, Mr. Burgess; Romance, Mr. R. V.Merrill; German, Mr. Goetsch; Eng¬lish, Mr. Sherburn; Mathematics, Mr.Slaught; Chemistry. Mr. Glattfeld. (By Olin Stansbury)1 Two major objections have been| made to the Council’s plan for reor-: ganization. A great many womenthink that one woman cannot ade¬quately represent the Federation, W.A. A., and Y. W. C. A. Several menand women have suggested that theAbbot of Blackfriars cannot fairlyrepresent the musical and dramaticorganizations. A few have expressedtheir desire for representatives fromboth the Reynolds club and the Y. M.C. A. Let us consider each sepa¬rately.The women who want three repre¬sentatives—one from each of the threewomen’s groups mentioned above—donot understand the Council’s plan, webelieve. One person said that therepresentative could not possibly at¬tend all of the meetings which thethree would hold. The Council be¬lieves that such direct representationis not necessary. In t), t course of ayear very few acts of the organiza¬tions would need to be considered bythe Council. Only in the case ofemergencies would the representativehave to attend meetings of all threegroups. Here is what the Councilwants—some woman who understandsthe detailed workings of the three so¬cieties, and, in the event that thecouncil wants their cooperation, orthat they want something from theCouncil, will be an efficient interme¬diate between the two. Any personwho would be chosen to serve in thiscapacity would be valuable to theCouncil in its routine work.The plan does not specify abso¬lutely that the Abbot of Blackfriarsmust represent the dramatic and mus¬ical group of activities. The commit¬tee which composed the plan thoughtthat he would usually be most fittedto mediate between the dramatic-mus¬ical board and the Council, becauseof his wide acquaintanceship and gen¬eral knowledge of dramatic and mus¬ical matters. The committee recom¬mended, however, that the board electits representative each year, and if,for any reason, the Abbot did notseem to be the best available man, any(Continued on page 4)PUT RESERVE BLOCKOF HOP TICKETS ONPUBLIC SALE TODAYName Seventeen toCollect Senior DuesIn a connection with the drive forthe collection of senior class dues, thefollowing persons have been appointedto assist in the collection, it was an¬nounced yesterday by Egil Krogh;Russel Baker, Maurice Cope, Livings¬ton Hall, Elizabeth Wallace, DorothyClarke, Helen Shell, Mary Hess, Mil¬dred Taylor, Logan Fulrath, Char¬lotte Montgomery, Ruth Bowers, AnnProtheroe, Alice Larson, Signe Wen-nerblad, Ruth Seymour, Alma Cramer,Charlotte Atkinson. Interclass Hop tickets which havebeen reserved for the fraternities buthave not been called for are now onpublic sale. Fraternity men who stillwant tickets may get them as long asthe general sale lasts, but no blocksof tickets are being held for them.Elaborate plans for decoratingBartlett gym are being prepared byWieboldt’s and Field’s. Huge coloredlanterns suspended over the dancefloor will lend a summer garden at¬mosphere to the bowers of green, thedominating color of the scheme. Aspecial stage is being planned to ac¬commodate Don Bester’s Victor re¬cording orchestra.The demand for tickets indicatesthat the Hop this year will be one ofthe most successful since the institu¬tion of the summer formal. Ticketholders who hnve not sent in the stubprovided for the purchaser’s name arerequested to do so at once. A fewtickets may still be obtained for $4.40at The Daily Maroon office from 11 to12 and from 1 to 2 each day. Sug¬gestions ns to the pieces Bester andhis men shall play may also be turnedin at this time.• wi > ILV MAROON. THURSDAY, MAY 17. 1923.Sin- Datly lifiaronuThe Stvdent Netvxpaper of theUniversity of Chicago CHANGES FOR POINTAWARDS IS SUBJECTOF W. A. A. MEETINGI'm i M l nmi iiiiih’s. except Saturday, Siun-o > Monday during the Autumn,o' Spring quarters l>y The DailyM; r< mi (’oni|»any.Entered as second idnss mail at the Chi¬cago l'ost office, Chicago, Illinois, March13. l!HMi. under the act of March 3. 1873.Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis 14^ BILL GIVES INSIDEDOPE ON CONDITIONOF OUR UNIVERSEMember ofTin \\ c-,tcni Conference Press AssociationFreshmen Plan ToEntertain CouncilorsDramatic readings by Helen Lig¬gett, dancing interpretations by ElenaFontani, anti a series of popular songsby Martha Adams, who will dramat¬ize her selections, are included in theentertainment program, for the cardparty which will be given by theFreshmen Women’s club for their up¬per class councilors, to.norrow from3:80 to 6 at 5327 University Ave.Tickets for the affair must be turnedin before 12 today to Jeanette Bald¬win in 42 Beecher hall.All types of card games will beplayed, and refreshments served to thefreshmen women and the advisors, andthe women have been urged to invitetheir councilors, in gratitude for thehelp they have received during theirfirst year. Changes in the system for award¬ing points for membership in W.A.A.have been suggested, and will be dis¬cussed at the open meeting of the as¬sociation tomorrow at 12, in the the¬ater of Ida Noyes hall. Points in thenew program will be earned on a per- jcentage basis, a plan whereby com¬mittee work will be granted only alimited number of points, the balance,to be supplied by athletic activity ineither competitive or optional sports.Under the caption of optional sportsare to be included golfing, tennis, andswimming, with the granting '6fpoints for a successful working-off ofthe various tests for membership inthe Tarpon swimming club.The finances of the association, andplans for the Spring banquet will al¬so be considered at the meeting. At¬tendance of all members is compul¬sory.Any woman who is interested inthe association and wishes to earnpoints for membership, has been urg¬ed to see Mari Bachrach at 12:30Tuesday, May 22, in the trophy roomof Ida Noyes hall. .jays a hat Yv e /Are Cooped UpLike Mies In aBottleCALIFORNIA PLANSTO SEND TEAM OK25 TO PREP MEETSmoker of ReynoldsClub Well AttendedA record crowd attended the Rey¬nolds club smoker Tuesday night, ac¬cording to Philip Barto, club treas¬urer. About 130 men were there, hesaid, and the club theater was almostcompletely filled.Three well known brands of cigar¬ettes were distributed, and there werecigars for those who cared to smokethem.Four first class acts had been book¬ed with Balaban and Katz, he stated,and the acts received much applause.A Frisco dance by Joe Stein, a mem¬ber of the club, was also on the pro¬gram. (Continued from page 1)discus and javelin throw, and Cuhel,who will run the sprints and hurdles.La Grange high, with nine men, ledthe local schools in number of entriesfor the day. Eight Illinois schoolsoutside of Cook county sent in theirlist of competitors yesterday. Theyare: Astoria, Hinsdale, Table Grove,Gridley, Flora, White Hall, Lewis-town and Pinckneyville.Pillsbury Academy of Owatonna,Minn., which took fourth place in theacademy division of last year’s meet,was the leading entry in the prepschool division yesterday. The teamis composed of six men, three of whomwill compete in the quarter mile.COLEMAN SELECTSTENTATIVE CASTSTO PLAY “HAMLET"(Continued from page 1)Dean Gray to Speak at 4:30Dean William S. Gray will speak tothe Home Economics club on Friday,May 18, at 4:30 in the north reception'rooms of Ida Noyes hall. The execu¬tive committee of the club is servingas a nominating committee for nextyear’s officers, and all members havebeen requested to send in suggestionsbefore Thursday night. farce, to be given at the June 2 per¬formance, will necessitate the playingof only thi’ee scenes from “Hamlet"on that date. The whole play, however,will tie given on June 23. The “0 getthee to a nunnery,” “closet,” and “au¬dience” scenes will be given. The castis approximately the same as thatwhich played these parts on April 16at the Playhouse.The whole program is in celebrationof the tercentenary of the publicationof the first folio in 1623. Contempo¬rary Elizabethan settings will beused. New philosophies are to be foundeverywhere on our campus. They growup like mushrooms. One can’t escapethem.One can’t even get one’s shoes shin¬ed without finding out something newabout the form of the universe. Bill,the beautifier of footwear in the base¬ment of the Reynolds club, has it allfigured out; and he is willing to ex¬plain it. In fact, Bill is almost throughwriting a book about it.In ancient times the pupils used tosit at the feet of their teacher. Butin Bill’s laboratory the learned phil¬osopher sits at the feet of his pupil,while brushes and theories and dob-bers fly thick and fast.Bill Gives Correct DopeWith true scientific spirit, Bill con¬sented to give The Daily Maroon aninterview on his transcendental views.He even promised the reporter a copyof his book, as soon as it is published.“It’s like this,” said Bill. “We’renot on the outside of the earth; we ison the inside. And the sun and all therest of the works, why they are onthe outside. You take a bottle, andput a pair of flies in the bottle. Well,it’s just the same way with the earth.The earth is a bottle, and Adam andEve was placed on the earth just thesame as you place the pair of flies inthe bottle.Says We’re In a Bottle“Well, you see we are down in thebottom of the bottle,” the sage con¬tinued. “And up above us is a lot ofair. This air gits colder and thickerthe higher up you goes, till after whileyou get so high up that you can’t goany higher. That,” said Bill, “is thereason that you can’t go any higherthan you can.”Having thus cleared up one of thegreat problems of the ages, Bill turn¬ed to another phase of the subject.“The sun keeps going around thisearth that we are inside of, goingaround it, going around it, all thetime,” he declared. “Now when youkeep running around a pig, for in¬stance, when you keep running aroundhim all the time, w’y, that pig isn’tgoing to get away. Well, it’s the sameway with the earth.“And that,” said Bill in conclusion,“is the very reason, precisely the ex¬act reason, why the earth doesn’t getawTay from the sun.”DECIDE MUSTACHE RACE TODAYThe finish of the mustache race,which was postponed because of rainand darkness, will take place today atnoon at the “C” bench.,\*t. JLr>**5r>W • *■'g?i-vt* ■*',y»vr." ^&Hu)hatcycr your "Choice of a Career," college training has increasedyour economic 'value, and 'whatever business or profession you enter,adequate life insurance is a proper self appraisal of your powers in thatdirection.1 he traditions, practices, and financial strength of the yoHN HANCOCKoMutual Life Insurance Company are such that the college man can takepeculiar pride in having a John Hancock policy on his life. It is a dis¬tinct asset from the start. It will pay you to buy it; and later on, shouldyou think of joining this company, it will also pay you to sell it. Ourrepresentatives 'will tell you just how, and can assist you in selecting bothyour career and your insurance.oAddress oAgcncy departmentSixty-one Years in Business•ALargo st 11J notary Institutionin New England Life Insurance Companyof Boston. Massachusetts m*vwiMmftfittRk•Jrswtm A NEW HOME OF FLOWERSA modern floral shop displaying all cut flowers and plants in seasonFloral Designs, Corsages, Wedding Bouquets our SpecialtyWe ship direct to all parts of the country. For expert work and fineflowers just call or phoneW00DLAWN FLOWER SHOP(formerly University Floral Co.)815 East 63rd Street Phone Hyde Park 6718National Bank ol Woodlawn63rd Street—Just West of KenwoodA Complete Banking ServiceSAVING ACCOUNTSCHECKING ACCOUNTSSAFE DEPOSIT VAULTSINVESTMENT SECURITIESAll Departments Open For Business SaturdayEvenings, 6:30 to 8:30DURING THESE HOT DAYS TO COME YOUSTUDENTS SHOULD ENJOY OUR DELICIOUSSODAS AND FANCY SUNDAES.We Cater to the University StudentTHE ELLIS TEA SHOP940 E. 63rd St., 63rd and EllisFamous “Eats”!Corned Beef and CabbageHam an’Your wife’s biscuitsandOh Henry!— the bar that quenches hunger!Yes, indeed! Oh Henry!quenches hunger like a long,tinkling drink quenches thirston a mid-summer day! Lots ofpeople who haven’t much time to spend at lunch, take an OhHenry! and a glass of milk andgo right along through theafternoon, entirely satisfied.Try it! 10c everywhere!r: daily maroon. Thursday, may i 7, 1923. Page ThrtRUN PRELIMINARY HEATS IN TANK MEETSFAST TIMES MADEIN START Of FIRSTINTRA MURAL MEET WEATHER PUTS STOP VARSITY GOLF TEAMTO BASEBALL GAMEWITH BOILERMAKERSHold Final Events On Friday; ldold Practice Tilt With Elec-Great Interest In ' tric Nine; Iowa HereRelay ! Saturday DOWNS PURDUE ANDPURPLE IN MATCHESHasGreat interest was displayed in thepreliminary heats of the first Intra¬mural Swimming Meet, held yester¬day in Bartlett pool. The list of overeighty entrants performed in betterthan average time and some good ma¬terial for next year’s Varsity was un¬covered during the meet.The finals will be held on Fridayfor those swimmers that qualified inthe preliminary heats. Four relayteams, Alpha Delt, Beta, Chi Psi, andPsi U all came through in that event.The fancy diving was won by Mer-riam with Francis second, Turnerthird, and Covert fourth.Good Time In DashesThe best time in the 40 yard dashwas made by McCarthy, a formerHyde Park star. His mark was 211-5. Diamond led the breast strokeentrants in the fast time of 1:21 3-5.All of the heats were won in fairlyfast time which augers well for thecompetition in the finals. Wet grounds caused the postpone¬ment of the Chicago-Purdue baseballgame scheduled for yesterday after¬noon. The rain stopped shortly be¬fore game time, but the ground wastoo soft to permit the athletes to play.As a practice tilt for the Iowagame Saurday, the Maroons will meetthe Commonwealth Edison nine Fridayon Stagg field. The electricians haveorganized a formidable ball club andshould put the Varsity on edge forthe Hawkeyes.Cosgrove On Third BaseThe ineligibility of Weiss has caus¬ed a shake-up in the infield, Cosgrove,a fast player from Tilden Tech, draw¬ing the place. His ability will betested in the Hawkeye game, both inthe field and at bat. Today’s practicewill be confined to light workouts inpreparation for the week-end activ¬ities. Hard Meets With Illini,Badgers and OhioState AheadSKULL AND CRESCENTThe name of Walter Stevens wasunintentionally omitted from the listof Skull and Crescent pledges as pub¬lished in yesterday’s issue of TheDaily Maroon. Dr. Luckhardt ToTalk On EthyleneDr. Arno B. Luckhardt of the de-: partment of Physiology will speak on“Ethylene as a Gas Anaesthetic” atthe annual open meeting of Kappa Mu: Sigma, women’s graduate society inchemistry and allied sciences, nextTuesday at 8 in Kent theater. Every¬one is invited to attend. Dr. Luck¬hardt will repeat his address threedays later before the American Med¬ical association. Lead by Capt. George Hartman theVarsity golf team has continued itsunbroken record of victories by notch¬ing wins at the expense of Purdue andNorthwestern. This is the third con¬secutive year the men have gonewithout dropping a dual meet but withmatches scheduled against Illinois,Wisconsin, Ohio State, and Michigan,the team will be hard pressed to keepup this remarkable average.The greater part of the credit forthe team’s work and for the positionthat golf now occupies in the Univers¬ity is due to Hartman. The Varsityleader is a strong favorite for the in¬dividual championship aside fromgathering a majority of the points inthe dual meets.The personnel of the team is con¬tinually being changed, due to thetryouts held before each match. Hart-j man and Miller are the only playersthat have participated in all of thematches, Windette, Homan, Schen-dorf, and Woolfolk alternating at theother places. A 36 Hole, medal playmatch, will be held Monday to pickthe team for the Illinois meet.The completed schedule follows:May 23—Illinois.May 28—Wisconsin.June 2—Michigan at Ann Arbor.June 4—Ohio State at Columbus.June 18-21—Conference tournamentat Chicago.mm\ CHOCOLATEMILK NOUGAT BARReal Honey and AlmondsDipped in Rich MilkChocolatePaul F. Beich Company,C hicago BloomingtonDiscounts of 10% to allStudents!mmitHere is your Grill! Fourin one—Broils, Fries, Boils, andToasts.Breakfast Tray Included. A miniature cook-stove. Broil bacon,boil coffee, make toast—at one andthe sam etime.For further information telephoneMidway 0439or send postal for demonstration ap¬pointment.MISS MARY BLANCHE SABIN1321 East 55th StreetLamps, curlers, heating-pads, electric irons, laundry equipment etc.■■■MM——BglLx)|Xi.X]|XllXMXi;xl!XllXllK|;xlx x » x x x :: x x x x X x x x x x x x x'tfiW.iwkYY kw kw kW kWkW kvvkvv kW.kw kw kwkw kw kVY k W kW kV7 kw kw kVY k\WHAT WOULD HE SAY?Could Will Shakespeare but seeHAMILTON COLEMANinHAMLETMandel Hall June 2Gargoyles AssistingTICKETS FROMTED WEBERMaroon Office Ellis Hallor Campus Salespeople1KK1W 11r*ajj;e houi THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 17, 1923.97/e i/Ohistl?•.tip ^•cr*k^Irv but the finish was postponed on ac¬count of inclement weather, accordingto Bob Carr. We suspect, otherwise,however—it must have been insuffi¬cient heather that prolonged theagony.MAGAZINE SECTIONTWUITE! TWUITE!1 saw her in the libraree,She smiled and look tres suite,1 saw her in the corridor,She was my shredded wuite!Was 1 in love or was 1 not?My brain was in a huite;I knew not how nor when nor why,Nor who nor w hat to uite.Ah me! 1 sighed, what shall 1 do?How shall my ills 1 truite?'Twas a perplexing problem, ’twas!(Ah, me! she was eluite!)Here’s what I did: 1 slew the kidAnd stuck my head in suite;1 placed it then in vinegar;My vengeance was compluite! are sent to veteran’s hospitals andpublic institutions, such as the neigh¬boring Home for Incurables. TheUniversity’s only direct aid for for¬eign students is through the Y. M.C. A.Because of these things, The DailyMaroon suggests that the Council addto the list of representatives proposedone man from the Y. M. C. A.AND THEN THE bronze-hairedromeo handed me a Silence slip, so Igot up and left my breakfast food as1 had found her. She didn’t realize,poor girl, what anguish she hadbrought to pass. Anyway, our tem¬perature is normal today.NEWS ABOUT THE LATESTHOOKS AND PICTURESVanzie, the man who than which,asked The Philistine if the philistinewould allow him to peruse his copy of“Fantazius Mallare.” The Phil, saidit was all right with him if Vanzieguaranteed not to turn the pageswhile reading it. Vanzie agreed, andhired us to turn them. Which leadsus to remark that there’s always someway to combine business with pleas¬ure.NO, BUT WE LL LET IT PASSDear Dopey:A female in my geography class ^responsible for this: “Winter wheat issomething that is planted in the win¬ter and sowed in the spring.’’ Soundslike the wild oat doesn’t it ?—Koo Koo.A PENSIVE THOUGHT, HORACEBob Poliak inviggled us into takinga chance on a fountain pen. It costus thirty cents, and we lost. Cal Jack-son emerged the victor, having placedhis dough on Daisy. (We pickedEthel.) But what’s thirty cents com¬pared to the peace of mind of the PiLambda Phi’s. If they need a newhouse, let them have it. Only it’s go¬ing to take them a helluvalongtime togarner enough to build a shanty byselling self-filer chances.BOB writes for The Circle, anyway,so we can understand his frame ofmind. FRENCH CLUB ELECTS TODAYLe Cerele Francais will meet todayat 4:30 at the French house for theelection of officers for next year.The Probable Winning Moustache jMagnified 1,000,000 Times By aSpecial Whitsul ProcessEXAM SCHEDULEINTIMATES ENDOF SCHOOL YEAR—Daily Cardinal.Out in Wisconsin, we suppose, theweather reports are all vague conjec¬tures and the gasoline guages onlydeign to hint that perhaps it would bewise to replenish the supply of gas ifthe party is to be continued. Can youimagine this in the Maroon:DEAN INTIMATESTHAT GRADES AREOFTEN ESSENTIALIf not necessary.The reason we can’t get our carstarted with the ignition turned offis because we are—Dopey.CHINESE FASHIONS ON PRO¬GRAM FOR SHOW TOMORROW(Continued from page 1)3. “Butchering Poetry”—K. T. Argoe.4. Japanese Fencing — JapaneseStudent club; H. Takaki, H. Kodama.5. —A Filipino Appeal for Inde¬pendence—Mr. Cirilo Manat.6. Twice Told Tales—HindustanAssociation; Mr. Rakkit.7. Chinese Fashion Show—ChineseClub; C. M. Meng, Dorothy Wang,Rosalind Han, Lillian Mei, Ellen Le-ang, Miriam L. Nich, C. L. Wang.Maroon electionsComing soon;Now, freshmen buyUs candy,Ice Cream, applesChewing gum.Which all is fineAnd dandy—But we can’t vote for them all,so we can’t stomach our conscience.LACKADAY! as Donnie used toshout, what if the moustache racecame out a tie? Frank Linden andJack Harris are running neck andneck, we hear. Sir Olin figured thathe won the marathon weeks ago, sohe shaved his off yesterday and start¬ed over again.OF COURSE, you know that theace was supposed to end yesterday,7i ' l• * JCorpovdctiotv.TIRES5241 Woodlawn Ave.Dorchester 8696Just Call Us For ServiceVULCANIZINGREPAIRING SAY WOMEN ARE NOT FAIRLYREPRESENTED BY NEW PLAN(Continued from page 1)other eligible person could be selected.As for the Reynolds club, the com¬mittee felt that the former was notan activity, but a social group, some¬thing like a fraternity. Its only ac¬tivities are social. To have it repre¬sented would be akin to having a representative from Ida Noyes hall.There was much discussion ove?representation of the Y. M. C. A., butthe committee decided unanimouslythat that organization did not need amember on the Council. The DailyMaroon favored the plan in every de¬tail, but after having been shown thatthe Y. M. C. A. has certair^distinctiveduties of importance we feel that itshould have a representative on theCouncil.The Y. M. C. A. edits the handbook,an important manual for new stud¬ents. It gives service to entering menby providing upper-class counsellors,who help them to register and find aplace to live. It provides many pop¬ular lectures, this year notably thoseof Count Tolstoi, Private Peat, andMajor Schroeder. Men are enlisted tohelp the University Settlement in itsentertainment and instruction of thechildren “back of the yards.” Vaude¬ville teams, singers, and jazz bands Gifts that grow!Triwood Flower Shop1527 E. 63rd Street—Near Harper AvenueAs Near As Your PhoneHyde Park 5662Say it with flowersTreatYourselftoHamiltonColemaninHamletM ancielHallJune 2GargoylesAssistingTicketsfromTedWeberMaroonOfficeEllis Hallor CampusSalespeopleMEN AND WOMENYou can pay your way thru College and also establishan income for life by entering the best profession in theworld today—LIPE INSURANCE. 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