INTERSCHOLASTIC MEETING TONIGHTje Batlp ittaroonVol. 21. No. 112. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY, MAY 16, 1923. Price 3 Cent*STUDENTS VOTE ON COUNCIL PLANMAY NUMBER OFCIRCLE TO EE ONSALE TOMORROW Y. M. AN ) Y. W. JOINTSPONSORS OF FETEAnnounce Gross Receipts of $243 forMen’s Christian AssociationDiscusses Current Works InDrama, Essay andVerseREVIEW SECTION li FEATUREThis month’s issue of The Circlewill be on sale tomorrow morning. Un¬usual features in drama, essay, verse,and book reviews have been secured.A one-act play by Alan Le May, analumnus of the University, is one ofthe leading contributions that will ap¬pear. The play has for its theme ahitherto untold adventure of Harounal Raschid.“The Goose-Step” Reviewed“Corruption versus Dullness,” anarticle by Robert Poliak, discussescertain aspects of college education,—with special reference to the Univers¬ity. Poliak uses Upton Sinclair’s“Goose Step” as a basis for criticism.Vincent Starrett, famous essayist,has contributed “The Lure and Loreof Dice.” Mr. Starrett is rememberedas editor of Chicago’s early literarymagazine, “The Wave,” and also as afrequent contributor to Vanity Fair.He is recognized as an authority onthe works of the great English writ¬er, Arthur Machen.Many Poems, ReviewsPoems have been contributed byFrederick Frost, Lennox Grey, andRomola Schutz, all of whom are stud¬ents in the University.Numerous reviews of current booksprovide another feature. Campus Christian associations willcombine forces this Saturday night inthe production of the quadrangle fetebetween the acts of the special charityperformance of Blackfriars, it wasannounced yesterday by Gerald Smith,manager of the University Y. M. C.A. Profits from the sale of refresh¬ments will be divided equally betweenthe two sponsoring organizations.Financial reports on the fete heldlast Friday and Saturday indicategross receipts of $243 for the men’sChristian association. Expendituresfor materials have not been determ¬ined.Proceeds for the Y. M. fete will beused to pay entrance fees of Univers¬ity delegates to the conference ofChristian associations to be held nextmonth at Lake Geneva. REORGANIZA TIONINCL UDESEX-OFFICIO MEMBERS FROMSTUDENT ACTIVITIES HERERepresentatives of Publications, Dramatic Organizations, Honor Com¬mission, Federation, and W. A. A., Would Have Seats onProposed Body; Want Referendum of All StudentsVOTE NOWThe Daily Maroon and the Under¬graduate council are anxious to securethe co-operation of the student bodyin the contemplated reorganization ofthe council. Please fill out the ballotbelow and drop it in the boxes pro¬vided in Ida Noyes hall, and The DailyMaroon office.W. A. A. Tennis Scores BLACKFRIARS INITIATIONThe Blackfriars initiation and ban¬quet will he held Wednesday, May 23,at the University club. The initiationwill take place at 3, the banquet at 6,and the theater party to “Hitchy Koo”at 8:15.All brothers of the Order in resi¬dence have been urged to attend. Acharge of $3 will be made for thesemen. The organization may bereached through Box 286, Faculty Ex¬change.To Confer 650 DegreesAt ConvocationIn JuneAll scores for the W. A. A. tennistournament must be reported immedi¬ately follov/ing the games if the play¬ers wish to remain in the tournament,it was announced by Mary LouiseBrook, who is in charge of the tour¬nament. Ladder play began Tuesdaymorning and will continue for thenext two weeks. Names of the play¬ers have been posted in the lockerroom of Ida Noyes hall.Team Captains to MeetWill the following team captainsmeet Ted Weber tomorrow at noon inCobb 12A to receive instructions andadditional pasteboards: Marion Olds,Hazel Nystrom, Nanine Steel, CarmelHayes, Lois Fisher, Mari Bachrach,Helen Cain, Ralph Helperin, RobertLanyon, E. W. Ruffelt, George Gra¬ham, James Kramer. Tentative listsof teams are also requested at thattime.Tekes Announce PledgeTau Kappa Epsilon announces thepledging of Henry Harkins of Chi¬cago.SCORE CLUBPaul Barry.Carl Clippinger.Willard Cummings.Thorpe Drain.George Hackl.William Hahn.Dodd Ilealy.John Longwell.Thomas Mulroy.Leland Neff.Cornelius Osgood.Jack Palmer.Edward Quayle.Gordon Smith.Graeme Stewart.Russell Taylor.Herbert Thomas.William Tilden.Addison Wilsp^.James Wines. Six hundred and fifty degrees areto be conferred at the June convoca¬tion of the University, according toan official report received yesterday.In the Colleges of Arts, Literatureand Science 334 Bachelor’s degreeswill be conferred by the University;in the School of Commerce and Ad¬ministration, forty-nine, in the Schoolof Social Service Administration nine;and in the College of Education forty,a total of 432.In the Divinity School there will befourteen candidates for the Master’sdegree, five for the Bachelor’s and fivefor the Doctor’s—a total of twenty-four. In the Law School ten studentswill receive the degree of Bachelor ofLaws and forty-three that of Doctorof Law—a total of fifty-three.In the Graduate Schools of Arts,Literature and Science there will beninety-seven candidates for the Mas¬ter’s degree and forty-four for that ofDoctor of Philosophy—a total of 141.Among the graduates will be anEgyptian, a Greek, two Japanese,three Chinese and six Filipinos. Ofthese foreign students, eight will re¬ceive the Master’s degree and two theDoctor’s degree. I Following the favorable report ofI the committee on reorganization, theI Undergraduate council yesterday com-1 pleted a tentative plan which is be-! ing presented to the undergraduatebody for its approval.I The committee made up of Russel| Pettit, Jack Harris, Alma Cramer,and Winifred King discussed variousplans for securing more complete and1 efficient representation on the coun¬cil with heads of the women’s organ-i izations, as well as other groups in- ,j volved in the reorganization and aI number of prominent men and womenon the campus. * ;As presented to the student body,the new plan of representation on the1 council will include the four classi presidents, four seniors, two men andI two women elected at large, four jun¬ior women and two women elected atlarge. One representative from theboard of publications, probably theeditor of The Daily Maroon, one wo¬man elected by the women’s board ofactivities, one musical and dramatic1representative, supposedly the AbbotSeniors Plan CardParty for Next WeekMembers of the Senior class are in¬vited to attend a Senior card-partynext Wednesday at 7:30 at the homeof Maurice Cope, 57th st. and Black-stone ave. The hosts and hostesses ofthe party will be Signe Wennerblad,Dorothy Husband, Arthur White, andMaurice Cope.All kinds of card games will beplayed. Tables will be made up afterthe guests arrive if notification hasnot been made. WHO WILL BE MEMBERS OFTHE NEW COUNCIL?Should the new plan advocat¬ed by The Daily Maroon and theUndergraduate Council beadopted after a student referen¬dum, the personnel will be asfollows:1. Four class presidents.2. Four senior members(general election.)two women.3. Four junior(general election),two women.4. One memberStudent Board of Publications—to represent the four campuspublications.5. One member elected bythe student musical and dram¬atic organizations — preferably,the Abbot of Blackfriars.6. One member elected by theexecutive bodies of the threewomen’s organizations, W. A.A., Federation and Y. W. C. A.7. A representative from theHonor Commission (junior orsenior—not the president.)Two men—membersTwo men—elected byof Blackfriars, and one representa¬tive from the Honor Commission. Thisrepresentative would preferably be awoman.Arguments were brought up againstthe heads of some organizations serv¬ing on the council ex officio because ofthe possibility that such a plan wouldexclude the best representatives. Pro¬vision that the representative be elect¬ed by the board of organizationswhich he is to represent has been in¬cluded in the new plan to prevent sucha circumstance arising.In order to secure the best possiblerepresentation further provision wasmade that a woman be elected at largefrom each of the two upper classesinstead of the vice presidents sitting(Continued on pane 4 1 A reorganization of the Undergrad¬uate Council has been advocated byThe Daily Maroon for some time, andthe plan which is being put to a stud¬ent vote today comes as the result ofmuch consideration by interestedstudents, chiefly members of thecouncil, of course.For several years the Council hasfelt that its personnel was not allthat it should be. A number of mem¬bers were so much dead weight, sim¬ply by virtue of their status in theUniversity. Either they were toolacking in experience with undergrad¬uate affairs, or they did not representany group of students in a direct way.Even though they had been chosen atan election they were found to bemore of a drag than a help. It wasnot the fault of the people individual¬ly; they were interested and willingto work, but their total ability, a largeportion of which must be experiencein campus matters, did not warranttheir presence in the organization.Need Small CouncilThe Council can not function wellif its members number more than fif¬teen or sixteen. It has been proved,in years past, that a larger group istoo unwieldy to be effective. In pro¬posing the plan found in an adjacentcolumn, the Council has had to con¬sider this fact. Theoretically, it wouldbe well to have every student organi¬zation directly represented. Practic¬ally, it would be impossible. TheCouncil meets once a week for notmore than two hours. It must neces¬sarily act incisively.The Council feels that it has nowprovided for a group which will berepresentative and at the same timehave a personnel which will assure thestudents of an active, competent or¬ganization.The Daily Maroon hopes that theundergraduates will express theiropinions on the ballot furnished at thebottom of this page. Here is an op¬portunity to do something which willassure a better student government.SENN HIGH SCHOOLENTERS SQUAD OFTEN MEN IN MEETSK 111,1, AND CRESCENTWilliam Ahbot..Donald Alexander.Perry Alfred.George BentonRobert Carr.Clifton Ecklund.George Farr.Thomas Farr.Graham Hagey.Samuel Hibhen.Frederick Hohschied.Nathaniel Loach.Austin McCarthy.Carl Schlnhack.Charles Yegge. Twelve Local Institutions En¬ter Teams In High SchoolClassicProf. James Weber Linn and PeteRussell, former Varsity football star,will speak at the meeting of the In¬terscholastic commission tonight at7:15 in the Reynolds club theater.While leading high school trackcoaches in all parts of the countryhave been flooding the University ofChicago mail with entries to the Na¬tional Interscholastic Track and FieldMeet, to be held May 25 and 26 at theUniversity, local schools are by nomeans allowing themselves to be out-striped in entries. With the meet still(Continued on page 3) STUDENT REFERENDUM FORREORGANIZATION OF COUNCIL1. Do you favor a plan for reorganization ofthe present Undergraduate Council?2. Do you think the plan presented isfairly representative?3. By this plan do you think the personalwill be improved?Suggestions;NameClass.Pape ! wo THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MAY 16, 1923.®tir Daily iflaromtThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPiiMi;-ii. moriiiiiKs, except Sauirduy, Sun-dt> v Monday during tnv Autumn,Win:t-> i .1 Spring quarters by The DailyMnrnnh Conipany.i: in tfd as second class mail at the Chl-eago Postoffiie, Chicago, Illinois, March13. 1 !iiHi, under the act of Murvh 3, 1873.Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis 14Member ofTh. UnUrrii « onference Press AssoclatloiVOX POPTo the Editor:I should like through your columnsto thank particularly students in theUniversity who efficiently helped inmaking successful the sessions of theannual Conference of the Universitywith secondary schools which Confer¬ence occurred on Thursday and Fri¬day of last week. Thanks are due byname to the following students: HelenWells, Dorothy McKinley, ClaireBrereton, Jane Cannell, Winifred Fer¬ry, Florence Holman, Marion Mun-caster, Catherine Parker, MarthaLeutsker, Edith Heal, Jeanette Bald¬win, Louise Weitzer, Margaret Hilde-brande, Ruth Veasey, Adelaide Ames,Helen Huber, Eleanor Rice, Ruth Ar-baugh, Pauline Harris, Virginia Mov-ius, Catherine Rawson, MadelynO’Shea, Ruth Thomson, Russell Pettit,Norris Flanagan, Clarence Brickman,Willard Balhatchett, Lathan Crandall,Campbell Dickson, Russell Pierce,Howard Byler, Russell Carroll, ArthurCody, Wilfrid Combs, Edward Forkel,Frank Gowdy, Alex Jones, RalphKing, Donald Nightengale,. BesterPrice, John Thomas, Philip Van De¬venter.Nathaniel Butler.FEDERATION PLANSUNUSUAL QUILTINGBEE FOR THURSDAYFederation quilting bee, which isscheduled for Thursday from 2 to 5,will have as its special number, a talkby Miss Elsie Wilcey of Greenwoodhall, arranged under the auspices ofthe Vocational committee of Federa¬tion. Miss Wilcey who has recentlyreturned from Porta Rico, where shehas been teaching for the past fewyears, will take “School Teaching inPorta Rico” as her topic for discus¬sion.Miss Wallace will act as hostess forthe quilting bee, while Helen Huberhas charge of the quilting and MarthaI.uetsker charge of the refreshments.Isabelle Kincheloe is in charge of thePublic Service committee of Federa¬tion which manages the Sewing room.The managers of the bee have ex¬pressed hopes of a successful a quilt¬ing party as was held last time. Re¬ports of the work done there showthat the entire fifteen quilts, which isthe usual quota, were complete dur¬ing the three hours. Everyone hasLeen cordially invited to attend, tohear the talk and to help complete thequota this Thursday.CLASSIFIED ADSFOR RENT—Summer cottage onLake Michigan in woods near Har-bert, Mich. Splendid bathing beach.Furnished for six. Large screenedporch. Water in house. $250 forseason. Tel. Bev. 0581.FRONT ROOM for one or two per¬sons. Conv. to Univ. Board if de¬sired. Call H. P. 5246.Treat Your FriendstoAfternoon TeaatThe Shanty;re you will find a variety of sal-, sandwiches and other dainties toise the most fastidious appetite,lave you had one of our Butter-tch or Lemon Cream Pies?lome over today and try one.The Shanty Elat Shop1309 East 57th Street FAMOUS ENGLISHSPEAKER TO TALKAT Y. W. VESPERSPronounced by Dr. Charles Gilkeyto be one of “the most inspiring stud¬ent speakers of Great Britain,” Rev.Herbert Grey from Glasgow, Scot¬land, comes to this country on a ser¬ies of lectures in which the Universityhas been included. The Y. W. C. A.has been able to secure him for itsVesper services today at 4 in IdaNoyes hall. He will discuss somephase of the general topic of “Prac¬tical Religion” which has been chosenas the subject of the Vespers discus¬sions for this quarter. After theservice the women will be invited toask the speaker any questions theymay wish.Rev. Grey has made several toursin the United States and has spokenat Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Cornell,Bates, Wellesley, Wells, and NewYork University. He will give a ser¬ies of lectures at the University onthe 28th and 29th of May.Everyone has been cordially invitedto attend the Vespers today and tocome to the meetings later. The de¬tails of these meetings will be an¬nounced in The Daily Maroon.Ann Arbor, Mich.—Swing-out exer¬cises, traditionally preliminary tograduation, were observed by the sen¬iors at the University of Michiganlast week. In this ceremony all themembers of the outgoing class assem¬ble on the campus in full regalia infront of the University library,whence they march in columns of twosto the University auditorium wherethe ceremonies are held. The tradi¬tion of the Swing-out is said to be al¬most as old as the University of Mich¬igan itself.Urbana, Ill.—Knighthood is againin flower at Illinois. The four menrunning on the relay team h|ve re¬vived the old custom of representingENUSPENCILSOht turps lelluv) Qualitypenal in &<' worldEX)R the student or prof., the-L superb VENUS out-rivalsall for perfect pencil work.17 black degrees—3 copying.American LeadPencil Co.220 Filth Ayr.New Y.irkWrite forbooklet onVlNim Pencils andVbncs Evebpointi:i> \fMechanical PencilsBOOK SALEContinues through the en¬tire month of May. 230New Titles were placed onthese bargain tables to¬day! New lots will be ad¬ded each day. All goodbooks which somebodywill want for their library.Woodworth’sUniversity Book Store1311 EAST 57th ST.Open Evenings until 9 o’Clock—but during the month of Maywe are closing at 7.Special Book Bargains1—Set of Scott, 24 vols., cloth,good type and in first classcondition. $7.50 for set.2—Carlyle Miscellaneous andCritical Essays, 4 vols., fineleather binding, English edi¬tion. $5.00 for set.3—Set of Thompson: Outline ofScience, 4 vols., only slightlyused, in fact a new set, re¬duced from $18.00 to $13.00.40—Strachey: Queen Victoria.$1.50 New.5—Watterson: Marne Henry, 2vols. $6.00 New. a favorite dormitory or sororityhouse in their races. All cups andprizes won by the team are presentedto the house under whose colors theteam ran.6 SALESMEN 6Wanted, for part or full time work.CallE. D. COOLEY1014 E. Cist St. Fairfax 3532Wanted:50 LeadersBabson Institute seeks fifty men who. will apply themselves for one or twoyears to an intensive study of busi¬ness principles. This will includedaily discussions in small groups di¬rected by men with years of businessexperience, and conferences withactive factory and office executives.This practical background bridgesthe gap between university training ’and actual business practice. It fitsvou for an executive position.rfabson Institute, an educational institution endowed for the purpose otfitting men for executive responsibil¬ities, invites you to send for thebook, “Training and Business Lead¬ership." Write today. No obligation.Babson InstituteWellesley Hills, (s'ftSTtonof) Mags.FOR EVERY DEGREEof LeadIngersoll““■^PencilA serviceable,simplifiedwriting tool that holdsthe style of lead mostsuitable for your partic-ularcollegework. Sevendifferent grades avail¬able.Made economically bymass production meth¬ods and sold at priceswhich make wood pen¬cils a luxury.The STUBBY—shownhere—of Rolled Silverwith ring for watchchain costs $1.00.See this and otherIngersoll models at yourstationery or coopera¬tive store.lagersoll Redipoint Co., Inc.Wm. H. Ingersoll, Pres.461 Fourth Ave., New York CityBASEBALL RETURNSTICKER SERVICECOWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishjngs, Hats,Caps and NeckwearBilliardsCigars, Cigarettes, PipesS. E. Cor. 55th and Ellis AvenueI eresa Dolan DancingAcademyR3rd & Stony Island. Hyde Park .3080Beginners Classes Monday andWednesday Eve. Terms 12 lessons$5.00. Single lessons 76 cents. Pri¬vate lessons by appointment.THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STORECigarettes Fountain ServingCor. Ellia Ave. and S5tk St., adjacen(o Frolic Theatre. T«L Hyde Park 7<1WANT TO GO TO THATDANCELucia HENDERSHOTwill prepare you QUICKLY and COR¬RECTLY. 5 PRIVATE Leeaons, $6.M1541 East 57th St Hyde Park 3114 NeatlyCombed HairNeatly combed in the morning—but what about three o’clock in theafternoon ?For wiry, unruly hair—for soft,fluffy hair — for any kind of hairthat won’t stay combed all day useStacomb—then your hair will staycombed just as you want it.Ideal after washing your hair.Leaves the hair soft and lustrous.Ask your barber for a StacombRub.RKG. U.8. PAT. OITICK At all druggists.Makes the Hair Stay CombedFamous u Fats'”!Corned Beef and CabbageHam an’Your wife’s biscuitsandrEi h hi— the bar that quenches hunger! fYes, indeed! Oh Henry! to spend at lunch, take an Ohquenches hunger like a long, Henry! and a glass of inilk andtinkling drink quenches thirst go right along through theon a mid-summer day! Lots of afternoon, entirely satisfied,people who haven’t much time Try it! 10c everywhere!DURING THESE HOT DAYS TO COME YOUSTUDENTS SHOULD ENJOY OUR DELICIOUSSODAS AND FANCY SUNDAES.We Cater to the University StudentTHE ELLIS TEA SHOP940 E. 63rd St., 63rd and EllisTHE WOMAN’S EXCHANGEOF HYDE PARK1372 E. 55th St. Near DorchesterCirculating LibraryOF ALL THE LATEST BOOKSUse membership plan and save moneyYards 0444 Boulevard 9264ICE CREAMSUNDAEwith fruit center is deliciousG«t it >t th* U. of C. BOOKSTOREThe Roselma Tea Shop6331 Kimbark AvenueHome-Cooked Dinner—Evenings, 85c; Sundays, $1.00Luncheon, 11 to 2—40c and 60cAlao a la CarteReservations for Sorority or Fraternity DinnersTelephone Hyde Park 2973o V MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MAY 16, 1923. Page Vb-~MAROONS PLAY BOILERMAKER NINE TODAYPURDUE TEAM HEREFOR BIG TEN BALLGAME WITH VARSITYAmt and Campbell LikelyHurlers; Cosgrove TakesWeiss' PlaceThe Iowa baseball game, listed inthe schedules published by the Ath¬letic department to be played Friday,will be played Saturday afternoon at1:30 just before the track meet.The Maroons will play their eighthBig Ten game today, when they meetthe Purdue nine on Stagg field. TheBoilermakers have had a more suc¬cessful season than the Varsity, andat present boast of a record of twowins and three defeats.The Maroons showed that they haverounded into form by their perform¬ance against Illinois, which the latterwon by a small score. Aside fromTsukyama’s error in the first frame,the men played errorless ball andgathered two more hits than their op¬ponents.Arnt Pitches Good BallThe hurling of Arnt in the last tiltwas a source of much encouragementto Coach Norgren, as the Varsitypitcher let the Indians down with fourhits and save for his wildness wouldhave shut the downstaters out. Eitherhe or Rhorke will be used against theBoilermakers.Weiss, Varsity third sacker, hasbeen declared ineligible and his placewill be filled by Cosgrove. Aside fromthis change the lineup will remain in¬tact. Captain Yardley will performbehind the plate.Campbell Pitching StarCampbell is the hurling ace of thePurdue staff and will probably beworked against the Maroons. Kahl-meyer, first; Eversman, second; Al-sop, third; Michelson, short; Dormond,Zingham, and Fawcett, fielders; arethe regular players. Menckc will com¬plete the battery. HOLD FIRST INTRA¬MURAL SWIMMINGMEET IN BARTLETTMedals Given To All WhoPlace; Cup for HighestFraternityThe first all-University swimmingmeet held under the supervision of“Doc” White, veteran swimmingcoach, will start promptly at 4:30 thisafternoon. The entry list has grownto over eighty contestants and six fra¬ternity relay teams will compete. Thestarters will be cut down to six menin each event in the afternoon heats,and the survivors will swim in thefinal heats for medals in the evening.The meet is strictly novice and noman who has competed on a colleg¬iate swimming team will be allowedto enter. The officiating will be doneby members of the Varsity swimmingteam. Gold, silver, and bronze med¬als will be given to the first, secondand third place men respectively ineach event. A loving cup will be giv¬en to the fraternity team scoring themost points. Gold medals will alsobe given to the men swimming on thewinning relay teams.Hope to Find StarsAmong the many things that arehoped for from the meet is the dis¬covery of material for next year’sVarsity team. There are several for¬mer crack high school men who haveentered the meet but who, up untilthe present, have not tested theirability since finishing high schoolcompetition. If these men displaysome of their old time form, theevents are sure to be won in fast timeand prospects for next year’s teamwill be materially brightened.Because the outcome of this meetwill have much to do with the futurepolicy of the University authoritiestowards intra-mural athletics in thefuture. The abundant entries whichalready have assured the success ofthe swimming tournament, will causeit to become an annual event at theUniversity.Surprisingly Realistic!HAMILTON COLEMANm“HAMLET”MANDEL HALL JUNE 2ndGargoyles AssistingTickets fromTED WEBERMaroon Office—Ellis Hall—or Campus Salespeople DAS DEUTSCHEZEITWORTZum Gebrauch Der Studieren-den, TabellarischDargestellt* * *“The cast, headed by Mr. Lanyon,will be composed of thirty people, fif¬teen white and fifteen negro.... andtwo Northwestern University stud¬ents.”—Yesterday’s Maroon.—Papa Larry.“The hottest books off the press willbe picked to pieces in The Circle forMay.”—Yesterday’s Maroon.—Dottie.“When you want a haircut you wanta snappy one—Steve’s Barber Shop.“—Yesterday’s Maroon.—Vanzie.“After School, When the Last Bellhas Rung, Drink Wanzer’s Milk.”—Yesterday’s Maroon.—Ted.PRAYERHit me hardUpon the head,Hit me thereUntil I’m dead.Put me to sleepAnd keep me still,Please do it orThis Whistle will.LEAD THE WHITSUL AND SPENDTHE DIFFERENCE.WrE HAVE BEEN quoted in “FromPillar to Post.” Now'if the Univers¬ity Record or the 1924 time scheduleruns one of our quips, life will beeminently worth living.SOCIAL ANI) PERSONALDot Dick has a drawing in JudgeLITERARY LOGHEADSNext year’s Blackfriar scenario,last year’s Whistle, and today’s chap¬el sermon—eacji in a class by itself.When do we laugh?THE WHITSUL SELECTIONSAt the Reynolds TrackFirst place (3 furcoats). .. .Robert P.Second Toby RubovitsThird Keep-Spring-in-de-firazSECOND RACE(For Beerlings Only)First place (2 gasmeters). .. .NamresiSecond HenrietteThird OrezLou McMasters, according to theSigma Nus, has the funniest lookingmoustache on the campus. But they’rewrong. Have you seen Sir Olin’s ?MAGAZINE SECTIONSunrise from the top of Harper.The Berry Patch at Cornell wondersif the roll-top desks are the more dar¬ing ones.I’m not that kind of a desk!PATTER PATTERDrops of rain won’t hurt me,Points of grade are bunk,A Friar black sat on a tackAnd thought he was a monk.Grade points hot,Grade points cold, M. S. PISTOL TEAMLOOSES MATCH TOALABAMA POLYTECHBy a narrow margin of only 101points out of a possible 3500, the Uni¬versity Pistol Team dropped a close1match with Alabama PolytechnicalInstitute, it was learned yesterdaywhen a telegram giving Alabama’sscores was received.Alabama scored 3096 points whileChicago was close behind with a totalof 2995 points.Lieutenant Hinton, Pistol TeamCoach, chose the ten most proficientpistol shots in the Military ScienceDepartment after a close competitionfor places on the team. Members ofthe team and their score for the matchare as follows:KneussI 342, Howell 340, Steinffian312, McCurda 311, Levine 298, Carl¬son 297, Thorne 287, Bonecutter 280,Stirling 269, Clifford 259; Total 2995.The match was fired at the SouthChicago Gun club. The firing consist¬ed of 14 rounds of both rapid and 14rounds of slow fire at both 15 and 25yards; 14 rounds slow fire at both 50and 75 yards.COLLEGE LIFEGrinnell, la.—As a result of a newrule passed by the men’s senate ofGrinnell university, freshmen, sopho¬mores, and juniors will not be allow¬ed to have automobiles at school afterthe expiration of the present term.Salt Lake City, Utah.—Male mem¬bers of the University of Utah arerequired in preparation for their an¬nual U-day to wear colored collarsand dirty shoes, and are forbidden tocomb their hair.Minneapolis, Minn.—A little deviceto test the curiosity of universitystudents has been installed in a roomat the University of Minnesota. It isa card about three inches wide andsix inches long tacked to the wall,bearing the words DO NOT LOOK jUNDER THIS CARD. Nearly forty!different persons entered the roomduring a ten period day and of these,thirty-seven looked under the card,two did not see it, and only one didnot look. There was a mirror under¬neath.Hanover, N. H.—The average col¬lege student works nine hours a day,sleeps eight and a quarter hours, andspends the rest of the day in recrea-jtion according to an investigation imade at Dartmouth College.Champaign, Ill.—Skull and Cres¬cent, national sophomore fraternal so¬ciety, began its national conventionlast Saturday at the University ofIllinois. Delegates from the Chicagochapter were C. D. Heile and A. F.Jones. Members and delegates wereentertained at the la3t dance of theseason Friday night at the Delta TauDelta House.Bloomington, Ind.—Cap burningceremonies took place at the Univers¬ity of Indiana last week. After ajourney through the waters of theJordan river at Bloomington, the pro¬cession of this year’s freshmen tookan active part in a ceremony whichwas concluded by the burning ofthe frosh caps. On the same day un¬conventional dress and straw hats be¬came en vogue.Grade points—I’ve gotta lot,—Too bad they can’t be sold.One of our reporters wrote up abunch of moustache shorts for yester¬day’s paper, but they were cut by theprinter, thankheaven.T.K.E, rates sixth in the scholar¬ship list for winter quarter. As Na¬poleon saiu, they’re getting to be aregular bunch of rounders since HenryVan Dyke talked to them.COMING—COMINGHonest-to-goodness jokes, thany toGladys and Bob, will appearTUESDAY and all next week.—Dopey. VARSITY DOUBLESTEAM MATCHED TOPLAY LOCAL STARSWilson and Frankenstein ArePaired Against Lott andHubbellThe undefeated Varsity tennis dou¬bles team, composed of Ed Wilson andArt Frankenstein, the WisconsinState doubles champions, will play anexhibition match this afternoon onthe Varsity courts against the newand yet untried team of Art Hubbelland George Lott.The announcement that Hubbelland Lott will play together this sea¬son has caused a great stir in localand national tennis circles, as theyare both players of wide reputations;Hubbell is ranked as number three inthe city and holds, along with manyother titles, the Wisconsin state sin¬gles crown.Lott Coming FlayerLott, Hubbell’s young partner, al¬though not yet as experienced a play¬er, has been mentioned by Tilden asbeing a coming champion. For thisreason has being paired with a vet¬eran like Hubbell will cause this newteam to be closely watched in theirfirst start this afternoon. Besidesthese honors, Lott, who is a studentat University High, is rated as num¬ber four in the city and is the holderof the National Junior Clay courttitle. The Varsity team however hashigh hopes of beating this combina¬tion as they have already beaten Hub¬bell paired with Ingersoll, the thirdranking doubles player in the city, andLott paired with Ingersoll.SENN HIGH SCHOOL ENTERSSQUAD OF TEN MEN IN MEET(Continued from page 1)nine days off, twelve local institutionshave signified their intention of com¬peting with teams ranging from asingle star to a full squad of ten men.Senn high leads in number of menentered with athletes in nine of thefifteen high school events. Horton andJohnson will run against each other inboth the high and low hurdles, Sher¬wood will do the hundred with Sittigand Drackett running the 440 and 880respectively. In the field events,Thompson will pole vault, Sutherlandthe high jump and Tannerhill thebroad. Both Lyons and Dragge will goafter honors in the 12-pound shot put.Englewood Enters SixEnglewood is next to Senn in num¬ber entered with a six man team,three of whom, Cody, Colin and Ver-dell, will seek honors 1*» the highjump alone. Mintz, who does the 100-yd. dash in 10:1 will enter his event,with Levin in the 440 and Wertheim¬er in the mile. Tilden will be repre¬sented by Beach in the high jump andStevenson, Patterson and Black in thecentury dash.“Butch” Scanlon, coach of the HydePark high school team, after lookingover his squad has decided to raisethe number of men which he will en¬ter to six, in place of four as was or¬iginally planned. The Blue and Whitemen who will compete are Krogh andWilliams in the mile, Williams andChladek in the half mile, Armstrongand Weber in the 440, Sexton andArmstrong in the 220 and Sextonalone in the 100 yard dash.Parker Enters Relay TeamParker high will run Gapen in the880 and will run Bower, McKenzie,McManus, and Stauderman in thethree quarter mile relay. Schurz highplans to limit itself to the mile run,but has entered both Follingstad andMartins in that event.Among the other schools, Lindblom,Marshall, Bowen, Austin, and MorganPark have definitely declared them¬selves in the meet but have not set¬tled on what men to enter. Manyother institutions have declared theirintention of entering if their menshow themselves worthy of nationalcompetition in meets to be held overthis week end.Knge J- ourSenior Moustache RaceEnds Today At11.50 A. M.At 11:50 today the annual Seniormoustache marathon goes into hirsutehistory. Fifty men have groomedtheir upper lip for the last time inpreparation for a blanket finish.Doc Bratfish is scheduled to be onhand with scissors and scales. Hisdecision is final, and no appeal for areshearing will be heard.First prize, to be awarded to theman with the weightiest whiskers, fca hand-painted moustache cup, auto¬graphed by Doc upon request. Thebooby prize, a Blackfriars falsemoustache, will be tendered to thepossessor of the tenderest moustache,which according to preliminary fore¬casts, is certain to go to Art White.The press stand has not yet beenerected above the “C” bench in frontof Cobb, but Doc guarantees that thehostilities will proceed whether or notthe local newspapers have representa¬tives on hand.BROADER EDUCATIONNEED OF TEACHERS,DECLARES DR. JUDD“Teachers can no longer fulfill thedemands of their profession by nar¬rowing their education to a single sub¬ject; they must also be trained in thebroader topic of scientific education ingeneral,” declared Dr. Charles Hub¬bard Judd, Chairman of the College ofEducation, speaking yesterday atnoon in the Y. M. C. A. rooms on “TheChoice of Teaching as a Profession.”Dr. Judd said that teaching is nolonger an incidental profession, due tothe development of other opportuni¬ties for earning money during train¬ing. Administrative problems havebeen developed, however, which cre¬ate the greatest opportunity for a mantoday going into teaching. The super¬intendent today must be a good finan-cer, an organizer, a strong disciplin¬arian, a man capable of planning classroom work and deciding the multitudeof questions which arise, as well as ascholar.Dean.Shailer Matthews of the Di¬vinity school will address the jneetir.gnext Tuesday on “Ministry as a Pro¬fession.”REORGANIZATION INCLUDES EX-OFFICIO MEMBERS FROMACTIVITIES(Continued from vaqe 11on the council ex officio. The stipu¬lation is made that the representa¬tion be limited to seniors in the caseof women’s organizations and the mus¬ical clubs, but both Juniors and Sen¬iors are eligible to represent the pub¬lications and the Honor Commission.This will enable the board of publica¬tions to send the editor of the Cap andGown to the council if he is the bestman.Y. W. C. A., W. A. A., and Federa¬tion have received the plan enthusias¬tically and have, already organized thewomen’s board. It is ready at anytime to elect the council representa¬tive should the proposed plan be car¬ried out.Phi Beta Delta PledgePhi Beta Delta announces the pledg¬ing of Nathan W. Levin of Joliet, Ill.$ I%%i John Hancock made the signaturefamous by signing theDeclaration of IndependenceTHE S1QNATURE has beenmade a Household Word by the./,! Ihsuhanci Company^—^or Boston.Chartered In 1862, in Sixty-oneYears It has grown to be theLargest Fiduciary Institutionin New EnglandAn Endowment or Income-for-LlfePolicy is the Policyholder’sDeclaration of Independence. fx *ir-:1. *-•••!* WWT'FW fHE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. MAY 16, 1923.MNMMMMNMMRtEverything to satisfy youIJ'veryone in this store is^working on that; servicethat satisfies; style that satis¬fies; woolens, values, fit,wear —that satisfy. 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