MAROON NINE TOMEET ARMOUR INPRACTICE GAMEVarsity Shows ImprovementUnder Stiff Courseof PracticePITCHING STEADIES TEAMThe Varsity baseball team willtravel down to Armour tomorrow tostage a return practice game withthe “Tech” team. The Maroon squadis slowly rounding into shape, and thegreen team is beginning to show signsof Conference class. The game to¬morrow will furnish a good oppor¬tunity to try out the new batting or¬der and to determine the advancementin the fielding work.As a result of his showing in Wed¬nesday’s game with Illinois, Roy Arntseems to be the man upon whom theMaroons must base their pitchinghopes. The problem of moundsmenhas been a serious one with the Vars¬ity and if Arnt is able to steady downto Wednesday’s procedure, the teamwill show great improvement in theremaining games on its schedule.Fielding Shows ImprovementAlthough the fielding has improvedunder the force of a stiff term ofpractice, directed by Coach Norgren,the team is still weak in this depart¬ment. The team work in general isslow and uneven, showing that thegreen men need a great deal of expe¬rience before they can class with theHig Ten leaders.The batting of the team shows greatimprovement, the men making sevenhits against Illinois’ battery of strongpitchers. Norgren, however, is givingthe men continual practice in the artof connecting with the fast offeringsand expects further improvement inthis department of the game.WARN FRATERNITYTENNIS TEAMS JOFOLLOW SCHEDULEFailure to live up to their schedulein the Inter-Fraternity tennis tourna¬ment, has caused several of the squadsto fall behind and at the same time toslow up the other teams. All firstround matches must be played at onceand the scores recorded with HowardAmick. student manager, or the de¬linquents will be automatically drop¬ped from the running.The fraternities have been dividedinto two leagues, the two winnersmeeting in the finals in a play-off forthe cup. In league A, Alpha DeltaPhi, Tau Kappa Epsilon, Alpht. TauOmega, Chi Psi, Phi Sigma Delta, andDelta Kappa Epsilon have survived theearly rounds. The D. U.’s, Pi LambdaPhi, Lambda Chi Alpha, and DeltaSigma Phi hold like positions inleague B.It is impossible to draw up thegames in the second round as someof the winners have not yet been de¬cided and as the tournament winnersmust be picked before the Sing, June8, all of the squads are urged to playoff their matches as soon as possible.The majority of the fraternities havedisplayed great interest in the event,entering teams in both the singles anddoubles divisions.Classical Club toGive Roman DinnerA “Roman Banquet” will be giventonight hy the Undergraduate classic¬al club, at 6 in the sun parlorof Ida Noyes hall. All those attend¬ing will be required to wear Romancostumes and a "Roman menu’ willbe served, according to the commit¬tee in charge.Dr. Robert Bonner, professor ofGreek at the University, and his wifewill be the guests of honor, and planshave been made for entertainmentduring the dinner. Dancing, music andreadings have been arranged for thispart of the program. QUADRANGLE FETE TOBE UNDER Y AUSPICESFlowers and Candy to Be Sold By theWomenQuadrangle Fete, scheduled for thisweek-end, is to be conducted underthe auspices of the Y. M. C. A. andpersonally managed by Howard Am¬ick. Chairmen of the committees areas follows: Finance and tickets, CarlClippinger; food, Owen Nugent, as¬sisted by Charles Anderson; person¬nel, Clarence Elliott.Barkers for the booths, which willbelong to the different classes andwhich will be decorated in the classcolors, are: senior, William Gleasonand Graham Jackson, and GeorgeHartman; junior, Norris Flanigan andRussel Pettit; sophomore, John Ket-tlewell and William Byers; freshman,Earl English and Charles Anderson.The Y. W. C. A. will assist the menby selling flowers and candy, and willalso help in the booths. A committeeof four women, Josephine Maclay,Jeanne Birkhoff, Elizabeth Barrett,and Helen Wooding, will choose thehelpers from the active members ofY. W.The manager of the fete announcesthat every effort is being made to se¬cure a “Hurdy Gurdy” to add localcolor to the scene. A varied assort¬ment of edibles will be offered forsale.FIGURES ON FLUNKNOTICES RELEASEDBY DEANS’ OFFICESWarning? Sent To Larger Pro¬portion of WomenThan MenDeficiency notices will be sent toabout one eleventh of the students inthe Arts and Literature departments jof the University, according to data jobtained yesterday from the offices ofthe deans. In the School of Commerceand Administration about one sixth ofthe students will receive such warn¬ings.About one ninth of the women inthe Arts and Literature departmentswill receive failing notices accordingto the approximate figures compiled,while about one twelfth of the menwill be sent warning notices. In theSchool of Commerce and Administra¬tion warnings will be sent to approx¬imately one sixth of the men and onefifth of the women, according to pres¬ent indications.Reports Not FinalThese proportions were taken froma cross-section count of the instruct¬ors’ reports in the offices of the deans,and are therefore not final. More re¬ports are still coming in to the deans’offices, on the basis of which more no¬tices are to be sent out immediately.Not all of the students who receivethese warnings will fail in theircourse, it was said at the offices of thedeans yesterday. Some who are notdoing the quality of work of whichthe instructors think they are cap¬able will be able to bring their workback to par and pass their courses.In these cases the notices are merelyto warn the students that they mustimprove their standard of work andthat those who are trying merely to“get by” must buckle down to work.Square and Compass DanceSquare and Compass club, in con¬junction with Acoth club, announcesthe last dance of the year to be heldon Saturday, May 19, in Ida Noyestheater. Admission will be grantedonly to those presenting membershipcards, which can be obtained fromClyde Rogers or Frederick Gage atthe Acacia house.FIIOSH GOLFERS TO MEETThere will he a meeting of all fresh¬men golfers today at 12 in the trophyroom of the gymnasium. MISS DRINKWATERCHOSEN FOR NEWKELLY HALL HEADComes From Position As His¬tory Professor AtStevens CollegeSUCCEEDS MISS ANN TAYLORAppointment of Miss Geneva Drink-water as acting head of Kelly hall hasbeen made by the president’s office.She will be in charge of the hall dur¬ing the spring and summer quarterswhen new appointments for the hallsare to be made.Miss Drinkwater is working for hermaster’s degree here at the Univers¬ity, taking graduate work in historyand doing some teaching in that de¬partment. Before coming here shewas a member of the faculty at Stev-(Continued on page 4)HIGH SCHOOLS OFCOUNTRY SHOWINGINTEREST IN MEETInquiries From Strong PrepI earns Are ArrivingDailyIn order to strengthen the appeal jfor entries in the National Track In- II terscholastic, the Commission asks'i that each student of the University j1 write, personally, to the coach of his| high school or academy and presentj an appeal for entries from that school.| The Commission feels that in the cir¬culars and mimeographed materialsent out there is not enough personaltouch and therefore asks the students’aid in remedying this.This appeal presents an opportun¬ity for every loyal Chicago man toassure the success of the NineteenthAnnual National Track Interschol¬astic.FRANKLIN GOWDY,Chairman Invitation Committee.Reports and plans made by the com¬mittee chairmen at the meeting ofthe Interscholastic Commission Wed¬nesday night indicate that the na¬tional meet this year is to be thegreatest ever held. Over 10,000 invi¬tations and entry blanks have beensent out to track stars and champion¬ship teams all over the country. In¬quiries are coming in daily and al¬ready crack teams of the far westhave registered for the meet.Newspapers all over the countryare carrying daily notices of the meetwith write-ups of the outstanding menwho have signified their intention ofcompeting. Railroads have granted areduced rate to all teams coming fromwest of the Mississippi. About 450out of town men are expected to bein the competition while the totalnumber of entries will probably ex¬ceed 700.Reynolds Club Sched¬ules Vaudeville Actsfor SmokerFour big time vaudeville acts willfeature at the Reynolds club smokerTuesday, May 15, at 8. The acts arebeing obtained through the agentbooking the Balaban and Katz spe¬cialties. This will insure a high classperformance. Cigars and cigaretteswill be distributed by the club.“A month ago, the club gave asmoker and only a few were present,”said Howard Amick, secretary of theReynolds club. “This time we wanteveryone out. There is no use in hir¬ing good artists if they are again toplay for such a small number of per¬sons as attended the last smoker. Theperformance will be first class. Thosewho attend will not be disappointed inthe entertainment.” PLACE TICKETS FOR SENIORVAUDEVILLE ON SALE MONDAYName Ticket Teams To Compete For Prize;Sales Organization On Plan SimilarTo That of Settlement Night-- iFOUR GREEK INDOORTEAMS UNDEFEATED The ticket committee for Seniorvaudeville will meet today at 12 inHarper Mil. All members have beenasked to be present.S. A. E., Alpha Delt, Deke and Phi PsiAre Leading Nines Tickets for the Senior vaudeville toStandings of the Interfraternitybaseball teams have been compiled byLouis Sterling, manager of the an¬nual series, with two teams being un¬beaten in each league. Sigma AlphaEpsilon and Alpha Delta Phi eachhave won four games in League “A”;Delta Kappa Epsilon has won fiveLeague “B” games, while Phi KappaPsi has come out on top in four gamesin the same league.The complete standings follow:League “A”— W. L. Ave. 1Sigma Alpha Epsilon. .4 0 1.000Alpha Delta Phi 4 0 1.000Acacia . 4 1 .800Sigma Chi 3 1 .750Psi Upsilon . 3 1 .7|0Alpha Sigma Phi .. .. 2 2 .500Alpha Tau Omega .. . . 2 2 .500Sigma Nu 1 2 .333Beta Theta Pi 1 2 .333Zeta Beta Tau 1 3 .250Tau Kappa Epsilon . .. 1 3 .250Chi Psi 0 3 .000Delta Chi 0 3 .000League “B”— W. L. Ave.Delta Kappa Epsilon .. 5 0 1.000Phi Kappa Psi . 4 0 1.000Delta Sigma Phi 3 1 .750Phi Gamma Delta .... 1 .750Delta Upsilon . 3 2 .600Kappa Nut , 1 2 .333Phi Beta Delta . 1 3 .250Delta Tau Delta . .. . . 0 2 .000Phi Delta Theta . 0 2 .000Kappa Sigma . 0 3 .000Lambda Chi Alpha . . . 0 3 .000NOMINATE 23 TOCOMMERCE CLUBADVISORY BOARDHold Elections Thursday atBuilding of Com¬merce Club be given May 29 will go on sale Mon¬day, at an advance of price fromtwenty-five to fifty cents. This in¬crease in price was made necessary,according to Ruth Galinsky, generalchairman, by the high costs of thevaudeville acts, and by the necessityof raising a large amount in order topay for the Senior gift.1 earns of two men and two womeneach are to compete for the prizewhich will be given to that one sell¬ing the largest number of tickets. Thecompetition will be run on the plan ofthe Settlement Night sales. An im¬portant meeting of the ticket com¬mittee has been called by Ann Proh-eroe and Livingston Hall, ticket chair¬men, for today at noon in Harper Mil.Ticket Committee ChosenThe ticket committee consists of thefollowing members of the Seniorclass: Alice Larson, Anna GwenPickens, Signe Wennerblad, ElizabethJones, Dorothy Husband, AremaChadwick, Mary Hess, Ruth Seymour,Alpha Harper, Ruth Bowers, BettyMiller, Clara Brennan, Edna Kiem,Dorothy Clark, Hester Weber, Mal¬colm Bruce, George Yardley, LoganFulrath, Harold Woods, HaroldNoyes, Otto Strohmeier, Hilger Jen¬kins, Lennox Grey, Russell Baker,Norman Beck, Arthur Frankenstein,James Homire, Charles Loeffel, Den¬ton Hassinger.The gift for which the Seniorvaudeville profits will be use<j is to bea bronze plaque bearing a bas-reliefof Dr. Harry Pratt Judson in profile.This alone is expected to cost about$1000. In addition the class will pro¬vide for a medal, to be given eachyear to the Senior man who is mostoutstanding in athletics, in scholar¬ship, in social ability, and in leader¬ship, thus providing a permanent me¬morial of the class.Begin Tennis LadderTwenty-three students, includingseventeen undergraduates and sixgraduates have been nominated by thecouncil of the Commerce club for po¬sitions on the 1923-24 council and willbe voted upon at the annual electionsof the club to be held Thursday, May17 from 9 to 4 on the Sun Porch ofthe Commerce building. The Councilsupervises student activities, andmaintains a contact between the fac¬ulty and student body.Divide Candidates into GroupsThe candidates are divided into fourgroups of six each. Two will be se¬lected from each group; beside this,one council member will be appointedby the University Journal of Busi¬ness to represent it on the Council.The new Council will select its ownpresident for the ensuing year fromtheir number.The candidates follow:Seniors: E. E. Bright, G. L. Jack-son, P. G. Korn, B. E. Goetz, NanineSteele, 0. Paul Decker.Junior: R. F. Koerber, T. Koester,E. J. Kunst, R. H. Distlehorse, RachelMarshall, R. H. Schweitzer.At Large: Margaret McKugo, AliceHoward, Philip H. Wain, N. Einhorn,A. M. Wood, S. M. Croonquist.Graduate: E. L. Rhodes, N. A. Tol¬ies, C. E. Warne, Penn Shelton, W. E.Scott, T. O. Yntema.A new constitution for the club hasbeen drawn up and will be submittedfor approval to Commerce club mem¬bers on the day of the elections. The time for the playing of the sec¬ond round of the W. A. A. tennistournament has been extended to Sat¬urday noon, because of the bad con¬dition of the courts this week. Theladder play will begin on Mondaywhen all names of contestants will beposted in the locker room of IdaNoyes hall.Tarpon Club MeetsAll members of Tarpon swimmingclub have been urged to be present atthe first swimming hour reserved forthe club today from 4 to 4:45 in thepool in Ida Noyes hall.WANT SENIORS TORESPOND TO PLEAFOR CLASS DUESDues amounting to $250 have beencollected by the Senior class duringthe first three weeks of their drive,announced Egil Krogh, class treasureryesterday.“Seniors so far have been respond¬ing very poorly to demands made fordues,” according to Krogh. “Duesfrom all the seniors graduating ineither the Spring. Summer, or Fallquarters will be needed in order toraise enough to carry the class gift.”People graduating in any of theseclasses are considered members of theclass of 1923 and are requested tosend in their dues to the Senior classbox, Faculty Exchange 96.P»^** wo THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY II, 1918.®br Qailti MaroonThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPuMi>li I mornings, except Saturday, Sun¬day i Monday during the Autumn,Win:, t mid Spring (jiiarters by The DallyMaroon Company.entered as second class mall at the Chi¬cago !*(>«»office, Chicago, Illinois, March18. lisas, under the act of March 3, 1873.Telephone Midway 800Otlh Ellis 14Member of1 In o extern Conference l*re»» AsHOclatloiMAROON TRACK MENIN GOOD SHAPE FORRIG MICHIGAN MEET competition in the hurdles and is also jconceded the broad jump.Strong In High JumpersDickson and Russell are high |jumpers that have done well over six:feet, which height will place them wellup on the list. Brownell of Illinois,and Prosser of Michigan are the fav-!orites in the pole vault, while VanOrden o fthe Wolverines looks like |the best bet in the snot put.The Varsity should account forenough markers in the distance runsto give the leaders a close fight forfirst honors. Captain Krogh is theclassiest miler in the Big Ten while“Red” Bourke has already gathered agoodly number of points in the twomile event.Squad Promises 1 o MakeStrong Showing In Con¬ference TourneyMuch pleased with the unexpected¬ly strong showing made by the Vars¬ity track team against the Badgerslast Saturday, Coach Stagg is lookingforward to the remaining dual meetswith a great deal of optimism. Thepoor condition of Captain Krogh, Py-ott, and McFarlane was all that keptthe Maroons from trimming the Card¬inals and with these men in shapethe team should do well in the BigTen meet to be held at Michigan onJune 2.Brickman and Jones won the highand low hurdles respectively, againstthe Badgers and are among the bestin the Conference in their events. Theshowing of Harvey, Frieda, and Dick¬son in the field events has greatlystrengthened the squad.(rood Bunch of Distance MenBates, Stitt, Bourke, and CaptainKrogh make up a classy bunch of dis¬tance men and help to round out theteam. With Pyott and McFarlane ad¬ded to this group, the Varsity willhave some of the best quarter-milersin the middle-west.In the Conference meet, Friedashould place second to Angier of Illi¬nois in the javelin throw and is count¬ed on for points in the shot and discus.Hubbard of Michigan is the only manthat can give the Maroon entrees any CHOOSE DELEGATESFOR NEXT Y. W. C. A.CONFERENCE IN W1S. Camp, Lake Geneva, Wis., is for thepurpose of offering delegates from allthe central colleges the opportunityof attending an organized group ofdiscussions on the various phases andproblems of the Y. W. C. A.Women who are interested, may ob¬tain full information about the pro¬gram, train connections and final ar¬rangements by addressing the Confer¬ence registrar, 600 Lexington ave.,New York city.The directors of the conference thisyear have been announced as includ-i ing Prof. H. A. Miller of Oberlin col-[ lege, Rev. Ernest Tittle of Evanston,! and Miss Leslie Blanchard, serving asexecutives of the conference. Atten¬tion has been called to the fact thatwomen who go from Chicago are notonly getting the personal benefit ofthe conference, but are serving as rep¬resentatives of the University. Allthose who can have been urged to con¬sider the trip.Campaigning for women students toattend the annual “Geneva confer¬ence,” held this summer from August17, to 27th, is being carried on thisweek by the Y. W. C. A. The confer¬ence, held each year at the College In spite of the renewed enthusiasmfor poetry, not many newspapers arereported as paying anything forspring verse.75c 75cSUNDAY DINNERatTHE SHANTYFour Courses—75c—12-3:30 P. M.THE SHANTY EAT SHOP1309 E. 57th St.Teresa Dolan Dancing Academy, 63rdSt. and Stony Island Ave. .BeginnersClasses Mon. & Tues. Eves., 12 les¬sons, 85.00; single lessons, 75c. Priv¬ate lessons, day or eve. by appt. atAcademy or Studio, 5401 CottageGrove Ave., Tel. Hyde Park 6852.CLASSIFIED ADSWANTED—Student to go to lake forsummer; assist with 2 children andhousework; bathing, boating, coolclimate; salary. Tel. Midway 7087.WANTED—Practice time on a pianoin fairly good condition. Apply 53Green hall.WANTED—Boy experienced in flowerbusiness for work over this weekend; report in Maroon office at noonto adv. mgr.Y j f V Jk^orpoivxtiotvTIRES5241 Woodlawn Ave.Dorchester 8696Just Call Us For ServiceVULCANIZINGREPAIRING Would You Like'to IVSake $500During Summer Vacation?An unusual opportunityis offered to college menand women to earnenough money duringthe coming summervacation topaynextyear’stuition and expenses.Writs Tod«?y for Particulars PremierKnife&ScissorsSharpener MOTHERS’ DAY, MAY 13A NEW HOME OF FLOWERSA modern floral shop displaying all cut flowers and plants in seasonFloral Designs, Corsages, Wedding Bouquets our SpecialtyWe ship direct to all parts of the country. For expert work and fineflowers just call or phoneWOODLAWN FLOWER SHOP(formerly University Floral Co.)815 East 63rd Street Phone Hyde Park 6718It will surprise you to learn howeasily a substantial sum of moneycan be earned by selling the PremierKnife and Scissors Sharpener rig! *inyourown home town or city. Ever:housewife wants one the minute shesees it—because it is such an im¬provement over the old-fashioned whev . one. Just a stroke ortwo of the Premier Sharpener on any knife or scissors bladeproduces a keen-cutting edge instantly. Written guaranteemakes it easy to sell. Write at once for complete information or send50c for sample, stating what territory you wish us to reserve for you.Premier Mfg. Co., 806 U East Grand Boulevard, Detroit, Mich.The Rug Storeof ChicagoAn unusual selection of Rugs of thebetter grades in this season’s mostartistic designs and colorings presentsendless opportunities to secure justthe Rug suited for your fraternityhouse or home. Forty-eight years’experience in the floor covering busi¬ness will give you the service of ex¬perts when making your selections.Rug salesmen on ground floor.Established 1875(W.Ridmrdsor)&(o.Ruga, Furniture, Carpets, Linoleums125 So. Wabash Ave. ifSAdlmlh National Bank of Woodlawn63rd Street—Jucl West of KenwoodA Complete banking ServiceSAVING ACCOUNTSCHECKING ACCOUNTSSAFE DEPOSIT VAULTSINVESTMENT SECURITIESAll Departments Open For Business SaturdayEvenings, 6:30 to 8:30~_.gARTHUR M. ROSENBERGrepresentingTHE• • • • MAIL ORDERSSATISFACTORILY EXECUTED • 1014 CHAPEL STREET • NEW HAVEN ••II EAST47IU5TREET-NEW YORK- *Mdkenso/<5in<iri but Conservative Clothes /or Collie Menat theLa Salle HotelThursday and Friday,May 10 and 11MEN AND WOMENYou can pay your way thru College and also establishan income for life by entering the best profession in theworld today—LIFE INSURANCE. Our low cost PureProtection Policy, Annual Premium Reduction sells atfirst interview. Let us show you how to make moneyquickly and easily.MERCHANTS RESERVE LIFE INSURANCE CO.Superior 1714 10 East Pearson St., Chicago Welcome! during Re¬union Week in JuneSend your rfiends to the beautifulSisson for Reunion. Reservations forrooms are to be made now. Everyconsideration in rates and accommo¬dation will be extended to ChicagoAlumni, and the Sisson will be thecenter of the college affairs, as usual.The Roof will no doubt be open! Res¬taurant service at all hours! Taxis!Ballroom, private rooms, availableNOW.Just 10 minutes from the UniversitySISSON HOSPITALITY IS EX¬TENDED FOR REUNION WEEKLake Michigan at Fifty-third StreetFairfax 1000il V MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 11,1918. Page ThreeGARGOYLES TO GIVE“FIEivRE PATELIN” ONBILL WITH HAMLETWill Ghere, Oliver Petran andElizabeth Elson toPlay Leads“Master Pierre Patelin,” an oldFrench classic of the fifteenth cen¬tury, will be given by the Gargoylesas the last bill if the year, Saturdayafternoon and evening, June 2. Threescenes from “Hamlet,” presented onApril 23 before the Chicago Woman’sclub, with Mr. Coleman in the titlerole, supported by a Gargoyle cast,will also be presented in conjunctionwith “Pierre Patelin.”The cast will include Will Ghere asMaster Pierre Patelin, a tricksterlawyer. Ghere is well known to thedramatic club public, formerly as di¬rector of the association and now asits president, and also for his “Her¬od” in the Christmas program, hiswork in the “Beaux’ Stratagem,” andrecently in “Pepita.”Petran to Play DraperOliver Petran, who has been seenthis year in “Tom Tiler,” will takethe part of the draper. Elizabeth El¬son, who also appeared in “Tom Til¬er” as a shrew, and as the slavey in“Pepita” will play Guillemette. Thepart of the clown will be taken byLester Beall, who was the clown in“Antony and Cleopatra.” Ralph Hel-perin who player in Tarkington’s“Seventeen,” will be the judge in“Master Pierre Patelin.” Lucile Hoerr,director of the club, is staging theJune bill.This last performance will wind up,in the opinion of campus followers ofdramatic activities, the most success¬ful year which the club has had sofar. The production staff will be an¬nounced later.Industrial MeetingMargaret Abraham, chairman ofthe Industrial Co-operation commit¬tee, announces a meeting to be heldat 12:30 on Tuesday, May 15, in theY. W. C. A. of Ida Noyes hall. Allmembers have been urgently request¬ed to come.SPECIAL MAYBARGAINSFor This Month OnlyMay is our dull month. To encouragebuying we are offering these items atspecial prices. Every article is a realbargain. Buy now at a saving.May Bargain No. 1—Two Pocket Brief Case $6.005 oz. Cowhide, Black or Mahogany,wide straps all around case, held inplace by sewed loops. One pocketdouble expansion. An exceptionallywell made case at much below usualprice.May Bargain No. 2—Tennis Backet $2.35This year stock of standard make. Agood strong racket at 25 percent be¬low the usual price.May Bargain No. 3—Beam of Bond Typewriting Paper,65cA 16 lb. bond paper of good grade atthis low price.May Bargain No. 4—66 Sheets 4x6 1-2 Pencil Pads, lcThese pads at below manufacturingcost.May Bargain No. 5—Fountain Pens at 40 percent discountThese have a few dozen pens of sev¬eral standard makes which we havediscontinued stocking. While theylast we will dispose of these at costprice.May Bargain No. 6—75c Value Box of corresponding pa¬per, 35c. Excellent linen fabric pa¬per, all colors.May Bargain No. 7—University Memory Books at costprice. Only a doze nof these at thisspecial price.Woodworth’sUniversity Book Store1311 E. 57th St., nr. KimbarkBOOK SALE NOW ON THE BEST PEOPL E IN CHICAGO INVITE YOU TOGO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYST. PAUL’S EPISCOPAL50th and DorchesterGeorge H. Thomas, RectorSunday Services: 8, 9:30, 10 (Sun¬day School) 11 A. M. and 5 P. M.HYDE PARK BAPTIST CHURCH56th and WoodlawnC. W. Gilkey and L. A. Crandall,Ministers9:45 A. M. Sunday School11 A. M.—Sermon by Dr. Gilkey.No evening service — Unitingwith H. P. Congregational to hearClinton M. Howard.WOODLAWN BAPTIST CHURCH62nd and UniversityMelbourne P. Boynton, Minister0529 Ingleside Ave. H. P. 840010:30 A. M.—“Jesus Talks to Dev¬ils.”7:45 P. M.—N. Baptist TheologicalSeminary Graduation Exercises.Young People’s meetings, Thurs¬days 8 P. M. Students especiallyinvited.HYDE PARKCONGREGATIONAL56th and DorchesterPaul G. Macy, PastorTheodore G. Soares, Preacher11 A. M.—“Where Does ReligionBegin?”8 P. M.—“The Next Great Eventin History.”—Rev. Clinton M.Howard.ISAIAH TEMPLEHyde Park Bl. and Greenwood Ave.Dr. Joseph Stolz, RabbiFriday Evening at 8 o’clock.Saturday Morning at 10:30.Everybody welcome.ST. PAUL’S UNIVERSALIST6010 Dorchester Ave.Minister, L. Ward rrigham11 A. M.—Morning Worship.7:15 P. M.—Organ Recital.7:45 A. M.—Illustrated Review of“Smilin’ Thru.” FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH935 East 50th StreetPerry J. Stackhouse Minister11 A. M.—“The Motherhood ofGod.”8 P. M.—Mother’s Day program.Students InvitedTENTH CHURCH OF CHRIST,SCIENTIST5640 Blackstone Ave.ServicesSunday 10:45 A. M.—7:45 P. M.Sunday School for those under 20years at 12 noon.Wednesday Evening Meetingswhich include testimonies of Chris¬tian Science healing, at 8.Christian Science Reading Room55th and BlackstoneA cordial invitation to attend ourservices and visit our Reading roomis extended to all.WOODLAWN ENGLISH LUTH¬ERAN CHURCHTemporary place of worship, Wood¬lawn Masonic Temple, 64th andUniversityClarence E. Paulus, MinisterStudent Bible Classes at 9:45 A. M.Worship at 11 A. M.H. P. METHODIST CHURCH54th and BlackstoneJoshua Stansfield, Pastor9:45, Sunday School11 A. M.—Mother’s Day Sermonand Communion.7:45 P. M.—Y. W. C. A. story inpictures; Epworth League an¬niversary.Leader, Dean J. Q. Ames.CHURCH OF THE REDEEMER,EPISCOPAL56th St. and DorchesterJohn Henry Hopkins, RectorSundays 8 A. M., 9:15 A. M.,11 A. M., 7:30 P. M.Three services each week day.Church always open for private de-IWork in which yourcollege career countsChoose a life-work in which all you havelearned will count — where you will continue tolearn through association with men of highcalibre—where your education will be an aid inmeeting men.Enter the insurance profession. Insurance —Fire, Marine and Casualty— places you at oncein touch with big business men. Not only will allyou bave learned be an asset but you will be dailyincreasing your education along economic andindustrial lines. The Insurance business makes bigmen. Choose Insurance as your life-work.The Insurance Company of North America isa national, historical institution — founded in1792 —with over a century and a quarter of wellearned prestige. 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It«S;lI How do you knowyou can’t afford Europe?Have you ascertained the cost of cross¬ing on one of our delightful cabin ships?Do you know that accommodations canbe obtained as low as $120 with thebest food and service that the shipaffords, full use of spacious decks, cattractive public rooms and all thepleasures of a sea voyage—in itself theideal summer vacation ?Our cabin fleet includes some of thefinest ships in the North Atlantic.The atmosphere aboard them is trulycosmopolitan-men of affairs travellingwith their families, students, people ofrefinement from many walks of life,IVrite today for our booklet —"Your Tripto Europe”— and detailed information.WVHite Star LinexiTAmerican Lime v* ^\m *1 Rgn cta» InfaInternational Mercantile Marinc CoM»A»jy127 So. STATE St.CHICAGO, ILL.*THE WOMAN’S EXCHANGEOF HYDE PARK1372 E. 55th St. Near DorchesterCirculating LibraryOF ALL THE LATEST BOOKSUse membership plan and save moneyYards 0444 Boulevard 9264ICE CREAMSUNDAEwith fruit center is deliciousGet it at the U. of C. BOOKSTOREPage hour THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY II, 1918.97/e ZsQhistleuK cr*kMINTESCHCLAST1CMOUSTACHE RACESPROUTS MONDAYWhitsul Challenges Winner ofSenior Classic; AwardAnnounced LaterEvanston, Ill., May 11. (Special Cor¬respondence from our Foreign Office.)Local newspaper men have shiftedtheir attention from the grizzly eventsof the Leighton Mount inquest to thehair-raising spectacle of the Inter¬scholastic Moustache Race at a rivalinstitution.The leading columnist there an¬nounced late last night, followingclosely upon a grand jury investiga¬tion of a last line under the directsupervision of State’s Attorney Mac-lay Hoyne, that he would stake hisBratfishian reputation against the vic¬tor in the Senior moustache race.Relationship Is TracedMore specific relationship betweenthe Mount case and the proposed hir¬sute maneuvers was discovered whenthe columnist stipulated that both con¬testants were to have their houseof-david ornamenations shaved off andmounted on the Municipal Pier.After the moustaches are razed andmounted, an inquest will be held overthem by a jury of twelve campus coo-eds, who will render a decision at theend of the twenty-fifth convocation.The precise connection between theTrack and Interscholastic and theMoustache Interscholastic has not yetbeen unearthed. Police officials, how¬ever, are still working on the mys¬tery, led by a squad from Dean Tal¬bot’s office.F. J. Gurney promises many arreststoday. GEO. P. IDECollar AttachedStreetline Shirts$2.50, $2.85$3.00, $3.50 HaberdashersBabb & BabbTailors CLUETT-PEABODYCollar AttachedGordon Shirts$3.001461 EAST 53d HYDE PARK 5799parture of Miss Ann Elizabeth Taylor,former head of the hall, for Europe,at the end of the winter quarter. MissTaylor is spending the summerabroad, visiting friends and relativesand doing some work in the interestsof the Y. W. C. A. She expects toreturn in September, but will prob¬ably not be connected with the Uni¬versity. the class that only an immediate use gang that I have ever come across. In iof my tonic by the stragglers will pre- previous years much more vinterestvent a complete runaway. was shown and the turnouts at the“This Senior class is the deadest start were much larger.What Ho! The BratfishPress Agent; ZzHere AgainREAD THE WHISTLE ANDSPEND THE DIFFERENCESOCIAL AND PERSONALEggs Krogh’s moustache came outmaroon and white, so he shaved itoff. Keep spring in the grass!NO, BUT WE CAN USE ONEZANZ A BARDear Dopey:In regard to your Dramatic Intel¬ligence section in the Friday Whistle,can you use a cut of a Friar sanstoute make-up? If you can, I knowwhere he is. —Spahghetti. Frank Linden and George Hartmanwere named as likely winners of thesenior moustache race in a special in¬terview given out by “Doc” Bratfishyesterday. “Most of the seniors haveproduced the effect of a misplaced eye¬brow rather than a real mustache,”said Doc.“I have on hand a big stock of mynew guaranteed honey tonic for stim¬ulating the growth on the upper lip,”he continued. “So far only Hartmanand Linden have taken treatments andthey are so far ahead of the rest of “THINK ABOUT MOTHER”BECAUSE—She’s thinking about you—mothers always do that.You’d gladden her heart and make her extremely happy by sendingher just a little remembrance onMOTHER S DAY, MAY 13* * * *Metzger’s Flower Shop1375 East 55th Street(Near Dorchester Ave.)WE DELIVER TO ALL PARTS OF CITY-Phor.e MIDWAY 2141V. SUMMER WORKWe want a few men of good per¬sonality and sales ability, torepresent us in various parts ofthe United States. Excellentremuneration on commissionbasis.PERMANENT POSITIONSThere are a few openings in ourdistrict offices for sales repre¬sentatives who desire a perma¬nent connection.No special knowledge of Radiois required.Address Sales Manager,American Radio & ResearchCorporationMedford Hillside, Mass.NOTICE!Ail U. of C. “Wear-Ever” Salesmenand prospective salesmen don’t forgetthe Dt monstration today at 4:30 atthe St. Paul’s Church, tiOth St. andDorchester.EATS FREE—WANT TO GO TO THATDANCELucia HENDERSHOTwill prepare you QUICKLY and COR¬RECTLY. 5 PRIVATE Lessons, $6.001541 East 57th St. Hyde Park 2314NO OFFENSE MEANT, GIRLSWhich reminds us that we have aticket to tomorrow night’s perform¬ance. We hear it is funny, this show.We suspect that some one is joshingus, but we shall see if there isn’t aline or two in it that we can trans¬mogrify for our own esoteric purposes.GESTURE OF DESPAIRA little verse,A little rime,A bit of bunk,A lot of time,A nice contrib.A wheeze or two,Just one last lineAnd we are through.But fate’s not kind,We’ve no nice jokes,And e’en a pomeW'e cannot coax.So what’s the use?Why try at allLet’s end it upUntil next fall.But—thebusinessmngr.haspaid, usandhedemandshismoneys’worth.Well.Here it is! —Dopey.MISS DRINK WATER CHOSEN FORNEW KELLY HALL HEAD(Continued from page 1)en’s college, Mo., as head of the his¬tory department there.The appointment followed the de- MARSHALL FIELD &> COMPANYTHE STORE FOR MENcA Separate Store in a Separate Building©ECONOMICAL FOR MEN AND YOUNG MENFour-Piece Sport Suits$45 “> upFor Golf and General WearTROUSERS for the classroom, knickers for the links, and a coatand vest suitable for either. 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