®ije 3Batlp fflaroonVol. 21. No. 108. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY. MAY 9. 1923. Price 3 CeutaALL-UNIVERSITY SING HEDTONIGHT AT 7:30 IN MANDENed Erie to Conduct Last Sing of Quarter;McCollister and Laughlin Sing BlackfriarHits; To Distribute Printed ProgramsNed Erie, ’ll, manager of lastyear’s Interfraternity Sing will leadthe all-University sing sponsored bythe Federation, which is to be held to¬night at 7:30 in Mandel hall. The pro¬gram will be representative of alltypes of songs, from the latest Black-friars’ whazz to popular jazz, and willinclude University songs and those ofother colleges, printed in full, in or¬der that everyone may be able tosing.The program will be varied, severalspecialty acts alternating with thesong numbers. Frier McCollister willrender “Is Isabelle In”; Blair Laugh¬lin, other gems from biackfriars;Fritz Nielson will play the piano. Dud¬ley Lyndon, who will accompany thesingers, will play over the less fa¬miliar pieces in order to acquaint theaudience with them before the actualsinging takes place.Start Promptly at 7:30Since this sing is ahe only one tobe held this quarter, a large and en¬thusiastic audience is expected bythose in charge. Clubs and fratern¬ities have been asked to attend ingroups and all have been urgently re¬quested to be on time, for, accordingto Margaret Monilaw, who is incharge, the program will startpromptly at 7:30.HOLD GOLF TOURNEYTO PICK FRESHMENNUMERAL WINNERSWith the Varsity golf team on itsway toward another Big Ten cham¬pionship, freshmen golfers are mak¬ing plans for their tournament to beheld later in the season. When theclass title Is settled, a 72-hole medaltryout will be held, the four low menreceiving their numerals.The caliber of several golfers inthe yearling ranks insures the Ma¬roons of strong aggregations in yearsto come. Such players as GeorgeHackl, Cook County Open and Ama¬teur champion; Kenneth Hisert, West¬ern Junior titleholder; Dorsey, win¬ner of the Mississippi Valley tourna¬ment; Cullom, Cheadle, and Bough-ton will be of aid to future teams.Well Again, JimmyTwohig Is ReturningJimmy Twohig, veteran keeper ofthe grounds in Stagg field, who hasbeen severely ill in the WashingtonPark hospital for the last six weeks,will be able to resume his duties in ashort time, it was announced yester¬day.Jimmy underwent a serious opera¬tion but it is expected that he will beable to leave the hospital by the endof this week.9UR8TED BOILER PLUNGESBUILDINGS INTO DARKNESSLights were out in Harper, Ell, andBartlett gymnasium for the secondtime this quarter, when one of theUniversity boilers burst, and tempo¬rarily stopped the electric generators.This time the lights were off f»r twohours, this year’s record for dark¬ness on the campus exclusive of nighttime.Repairs were made ns speedily aspossible, as the Building and Groundsoffice felt that there had been entirelytoo much lack of light of late.Inter-Greek Council MeetsThe Interfraternity council willmeet tonight at 7:15 in the Reynoldsclub. Delegates are urged to be ontime as an Interscholastic meetingwill be held at 7:15 also. Reports ofthe results of the indoor and tennisteams will be made. Every member of the Track Inter¬scholastic commission will be requiredto attend a half hour meeting in theReynolds club theater tonight at 7:15,after which the men will be presentat the University sing in Mandel at7:45, in order to put the track meetbefore the women of the University.“The meeting, which must be runoff quickly to finish in time for thesing, is intended for the sub-chairmenand ordinary members as well as thechairmen,” said Russell Carrell, Gen¬eral Chairman. “We hope to organ¬ize at this time to interest the Uni¬versity women in the Interscholastic,and have chosen the sing as our onlyopportunity. With the cooperation ofthe women this Interscholasaic shouldbe the most successful of any of thoseheld so far.”PRIZE SCHOLARSHIPEXAMINATIONS WILLBE HELD THIS WEEKAdmit 331 High School Stud¬ents To Tests OnMay 10, II ILL1NI BASEBALLTEAM HERE FORRETURN BATTLEBoth Teams Strong At Bat;Varsity OrderShiftedMAROONS TO AVENGE DEFEATEntries for the first all-Universityswimming meet must be in CoachWhite’s hands by next Monday night.The Maroon baseball team playsthe Illini this afternoon on Stagg fieldin what will be the second meeting ofthe rival squads this season. The firstbattle resulted in an overwhelmingvictory for the downstaters, and theVarsity is out to turn the ables intoday’s tilt.The team ran into a streak of toughluck at Columbus and after gainingan early lead fell down and werenosed out by a 9-8 count. The menshowed great improvement at bat andwith a a few breaks are certain ofcausing the Indian pitchers some trou¬ble. The shift in the batting order hasbrought results, both Cody and R.Howell hitting well in their newplaces.Illini Have Strong HurlersThe Illinois wrecking crew consist¬ing of Captain Stewart, Vogel,Dougherty, and Roettger, togetherwith the high class hurling of Jack-son and O’Connor, has kept the teamnear the top of the Big Ten ladder, aj defeat at the hands of Iowa marringan otherwise perfect record.To face these stars, tht Varsity willpresent the same lineup used in form-prize scholarship examinations for 1,1 Fork*! on first; Tsudyama,students graduating from the acade¬mies and high schools cooperatingwith the University will be held May10 and 11. Eleven scholarships willbe conferred—one for the studentwhose grade is highest in each of theten departments, and one to the con¬testant with the second highest gradein the department with the largestnumber of contestants; Three hun¬dred and fifty-one students have beenadmitted to the examinations. Eachscholarship represents the tuition feefor the college year 1923-24.The examinations are given in con¬junction with the thirty-fifth educa¬tional conference of the academies andhigh schools in relations with the Uni¬versity. Teachers from these schoolswill consider such questions as indi¬vidualization of instruction, visual ed¬ucation, and the credit given for lessthan two units of foreign languages.Luncheon On ThursdayBoth teachers and competing stud¬ents have been invited to attend alcncheon Thursday, May 10, at 12:30,in Bartlett gymnasium. After theluncheon student committees will con¬duct tours of the University build¬ings.The departmental conferences to beheld on Friday afternoon comprisesections devoted to discussion of Art,Biology, Commercial Education, Eng¬lish, Geography, Greek and Latin,History and Civics, Home Economics,Manual Arts, Mathematics, Physics,and Chemistry, and ‘Romance.Luckhardt SpeaksOn Medical WorkThat there are great opportunitiesfor service in medicine as a profes¬sion, both from the standpoint of theindividual doctor and of the academicdoctor engaged in research work wasstressed by Dr. Arno B. Luckhardt, ofthe Department of Physiology, speak¬ing in the third meeting of the “LifeWork” series, held yesterday at noonin the Y. M. C. A. rooms.Dr. Luckhardt first considered theinducement which lead to the choiceof medicine as a profession, mention¬ing the highly respected professionalstanding of a doctor in a community,the lucrative remuneration, and theinducements of medicine as a profes¬sion. second; Howell, short; and Weiss,third; make up the inner defense.Cody, Willis, and McGuire compose acapable trio of fielders in addition tobeing good hands with the stick.These men have the ability and aredue to be heard from in the games tocome. Rhorke, who showed good stuffagainst the Buckeyes, or Arnt willtake up the mound assignment, withYardley behind the plate.TRUSTEES ADOPTTRIBUTE TO PRES.EMERITUS JUDSONCommendatory ResolutionsIncorporated IntoRecordsResolutions commending the serv¬ices and character of President Emer¬itus Harry Pratt Judson were adoptedat a recent meeting of the Board ofTrustees of the University; the trib¬ute, incorporated into the records ofthe body, was drafted by a committeeof which Harold H. Swift was chair¬man.The complete text is as follows:“From the opening of the doors ofthe University of Chicago, indeed formonths before that day, Harry PrattJudson had a large part in shaping itscourse and in the determination ofthose policies which have brought theUniversity from a small beginning tothe outstanding position it occupiestoday.“First, as Dean of the Colleges andthen as Dean of the Faculties of Arts,Literature and Science, he activelyparticipated in laying the educationalfoundations of the University. Later,for one year as Acting President andfor sixteen years as President, he car¬ried the ereat burden of directing therapidly expanding and developing in¬stitution. The accomplishment tellshow wisely and well he performed theduties.Has Many Honorary Degrees“Amidst the cares and perplexitiesof the multitudinous duties of thePresident, as head of the Departmentof Political Science, he has activelyparticipated in the educational workof the University. By his conspicu¬ous ability as an educator and admin- ARTHUR CODY AND HESTERWEBER SETTLEMENT HEADSLeaders of 1923 Benefit Chosen by Undergrad¬uate Council; Were Booth and FinanceChairmen for Last Year’s FeteNOT TO HAVE ADDRESSAT JUNE CONVOCATIONUniversity Ofiicials Decide To ShortenCeremonyOmission of the customary orationfrom the June convocation in order toshorten the ceremony was announcedyesterday by Edgar J. Goodspeed, sec¬retary to the President.“Within the last few years the ] year,number of graduates has become so | only showed ability in handling alfairsArthur Cody and Hester Weberwere chosen co-chairmen of this year’sSettlement Night at the meeting ofthe Undergraduate council yesterday.Announcement of the finance commit¬tee will be made next week. Cody wasin charge of the booths at last year’sfete, while Hester Weber was co-chairman of finance.The council’s choice was based onlypartly on the efficiency with which thechairmen carried out their work lastCody and Hester Weber notlarge, and the conferring of degreeshas required so much time that theaudience is tired out before the cere¬mony has progressed very far ” Dr.Goodspeed said. “By omitting theoration the ceremony will be short-eend considerably and attention willbe centered on the presentation ofdegrees and the convocational state¬ment by the president.”The convocation sermon will bepreached by Dr. W. C. Bitting of theSecond Baptist Church, St. Louis, onJune 7, in Mandel hall. Dr. Bittingwas a close friend of former Presi¬dent Harper, and is closely associatedwith President Emeritus Judson andActing President Burton.PREP TEAMS SHOWINTEREST IN STAGGHIGH SCHOOL MEETCalifornia Schools to SendSquad of State Inter¬scholastic WinnersMore than 30 high schools and acad¬emies in all parts of the country havealready signified their intention of en¬tering teams in the National Inter¬scholastic Track and Field Meet, tobe held May 25 and 26 at Stagg field,University of Chicago, it was an¬nounced yesterday at the athletic of¬fice of the University. While the for¬mal invitations have not been out longenough to permit entries from mostof the schools to reach the commis¬sion in charge of the meet, advanceinquiries from many institutions indi¬cate that they will follow with formalentries later.Great interest is being shown in themeet by western schools. E. W. Oliv¬er, state representative of the Cali¬fornia Interscholastic Federation in aletter to Coach A. A. Stagg of theUniversity declared that the coaststate is planning to send to the Chi¬cago Interscholastic, a team composedof all first place winners in the lead¬ing California meets.List Early EntriesFollowing are the schools and acad¬emies, who, on the basis of entries al¬ready received and advance inquiries,seem to be likely starters in the meet:Gunnison High School, Gunnison,Colo.; Hyde Park High School, Olney,Ill.; Cedar Rapids, la.; Sioux City.Ia.; Allen Academy, Bryan, Tex.; Per¬ry, la.; Earlville, Ill.; Seneca, S. C.;Ft. Madison, la.; Charleston, W. Va.;Red Bluff, Colo.; Missouri Valley, la.;Albuquerque, New Mex.; Marquettehigh school, Milwaukee, Wis.; Oak¬land, Ill.; Rushville,, Ind.; Blue Earth.Minn.; St. Albans Academy, Syca¬more. Ill.; Fort Worth, Tex.; Lebanon,Ind.; St. Ignatius High School, UnionCity, Ind.; Hinsdale, Ill.; Terre Haute.Ind.; Walnut, Ill.; Hnwnrden, la.: An¬derson, Ind.; North East High School.Kansas City, Mo.; Fort Collins, Colo.; last year, but are persons of knownexecutive ability. Arthur Cody ispresident of the Honor Commissionand a member of Psi Upsilon.May Reorganize CouncilFollowing up Russell Pettit’s re¬port of the recent Intercollegiate con¬ference, the council discussed a planof reorganization which will givecampus organizations representationand cut out the representatives atlarge from the two lower classes. Thereorganized council will consist ofnineteen members.A tentative plan which is underconsideration includes in the make upof the council four class presidents,two vice presidents, three juniors atlarge, one a woman, the editor of TheDaily Maroon, representing publica¬tions, the Abbot of Biackfriars, rep¬resenting dramatics, one member fromthe Honor Commission, the presidentof the Reynolds club, president of theY. W. C. A., Y. M. C. A., and W. A. A.and Federation, or one representativefor the three, and the presidents ofthe interfraternity and interclubcouncils.A committee consisting of RussellPettit, Alma Cramer, Jack Harris,and Winifred King are submittingthis plan to the vaiious organizationsin order to make a report to the coun¬cil next week.BLACKFRIARS’ QUIPSFEATURE IN LATESTNUMBER OF PHOENIXFeatured by a great variety ofquips, humorous sketches, and satric-al observations on “The Filming ofthe Friars,” the Biackfriars issue ofthe Phoenix will be out tomorrow. Thecover by Ronald McLeod will depictone scene of the play. Among thespecial articles in this issue will beone on “How to Write a Biackfriarsi Play.” The last charcoal drawing in“Irene’s” series pf beautiful womenwill also appear. A page from “Sci¬entific Monthly” depicting the latestdiscoveries of science has been addedto give variety.All saleswomen have been requestedto get their supply of PhoenixesThursday morning before eight o’clockin Ellis 14, opposite the bookstore.HOP TICKETS ON SALETickets for the Interclass Hop arenow on sale in The Daily Maroon of¬fice from 11 to 12 and 1 to 2 daily.Fraternity allotments must be calledfor by Tuesday, when they will beopened to public sale. Tickets are84.10.Intercollegiate Beach PartyIntercollegiate committee of the Y.W. C. A. will give a beach party onThursday, May 17. All women fromWiley high school, Terre Haute, Ind.; other colleges have been invited to at-t (Continued on page 2) I Danville, Ill.; Oregon, Ill.; West Texas! Military Academy, Snn Antonio, Tex.,and Alexandria, La. tend, and have been asked to meet inthe foyer of Ida Noyes hall at 5:30.The tickets will cost 25 cents.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MAY 9, 1923.$hr Daily iflaruuuThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublish d mornings, oxrept Salurdny, Sun¬lit) <1 Monday (luring tin* Autumn,M'in'ii ami Spring quarter* by The DallyMar Company.Entered second class mall at the Chi¬cago I “oat office, Chicago, Illinois, MarchIS. IP*'.;, under the act of March 3, 1878.Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis 14The U .-stern Conference Cress AssociationPLANS FOR A COMMON ROOMIt is now generally known thatplans for the establishment of a sodafountain in Hutchinson cafe are beingconsidered. The most pleasant featureis that the room, where refreshmentsmight be procured during the day,would be open to both men and wo¬men. The room would at once be¬come not only a refectory, but a com¬mon room as well; a place wherestudents could retire for an uninter¬rupted talk.The Daily Maroon has said manytimes this year, and in years past,that there should be a place of thiskind: a room on the quadrangleswhere men and women could gather inan informal way. Harper readingroom once served, but with the inau¬guration of the prevailing system ofenforced silence the hall has properlybecome a place for sttfdy. No definiteattempt, was made, however, to sup¬ply another room.It must be said that during theWintei quarter faculty members, atthe request of The Daily Maroon, in¬vestigated the situation, and foundthat because of a lack of sufficientspace for the proper accommodationof classes, and even the more import¬ant student activities, it was impos¬sible to provide suitable quarters forsuch an enterprise.Now comes this definite suggestion,which is receiving favorable commentfrom every side. Whether the con¬cession be granted to the managementof the Hutchinson Commons and theIda Noyes refectory, to the Reynoldsclub, or to some private party, the de¬sired results would in all probabilitybe attained. The Daily Maroon is in¬terested only in that. Our studentlife i.^ necessarily shallow to toogreat a degree. The metropolitan lo¬cation of the University is chiefly re¬sponsible for that. Anything thatwill be conducive to increased socialintercourse upon the quadrangles willbe immensely advantageous.I! Circulo EspanolGives Party TodayII Circulo Espanol will give a partythis afternoon at 4:30 in Ida Noyeshall. Games of a unique type will beplayed, and suitable prizes awardedto the lucky contestants, according toCaaherine Gault, who is in charge ofthe affair. Spanish refreshments willbe served.A short business meeting will pre¬cede the party, at which the new sys¬tem of elections will be explained, andthe nominating committee will be an¬nounced. Plans will be drawn up atthis time for the presentation of aplay which is to be produced within afew weeks. The play centers aroundAndy Gump and his political cam¬paigning, and is to be produced inSpanish by members of the club. Mr.Nichols, a member of the faculty ofNrothweslcrn university, wrote thesketch, which will be produced underthe direction of Mrs. Harriet ShanksPlatt. All who wish to try out forparts may reach Mrs. Platt “by callingDorchester 7600.SENIORS TO ATTEND SINGAFTER BANQUET TONIGHTTickets for the Senior class dinnerto be held tomorrow night at 6:30 inHutchinson cafe may he purchasedfrom the following persons: DorothyHusband. Ruth Bowers, Alice Larson,Arthur White, Signe Wennerblad,Ruth Seymour, Livingston Hall, Char¬lotte Atkinson, Mildred Taylor, AlphaHarper, and Egil Krogh.After the dinner the Senior classwill go in a body to the Federationsing which is to be held at 7:30 inMandel hall. TRUSTEES ADOPT TRIBUTE TOPRES. EMERITUS JUDSON(Continued from page 1)istrator and his devotion to duty andfidelity to its interests, President Jud-son has made a conspicuous contribu¬tion to the University and thereby tohuman development. That there isjust appreciation of his labors in theeducational world is amply attested bythe large list of institutions whichhave conferred upon him honorary de¬grees.“No less conspicuous have been hisservices in civic life. His devotio"n topublic duty is exemplified by his tripto China for the China Medical Board,and his long and arduous journeywhile head of the American ReliefCommission to Persia in 1918, a jour¬ney which might well have appalled ayounger man. During the World Warhe patriotically aided the Governmentwith words and deeds. As Trustee oftwo great Foundations, with rarejudgment he has borne his part intheir management and in the further¬ance of their beneficent aims.Receives New Title“After nearly one third of a cen¬tury of devoted service to the Uni¬versity, he has asked to be relieved ofthe active duties of his office that hemight have more time to devote toliterary labors, and the Trustees haveacceded to his wishes; and have elect¬ed him President Emeritus.“His participation in the delibera¬tions of the Board has always beenhelpful and through his counsel andadvice the solution of many perplex¬ing problems has been found.“Therefore, we the members of theBoard of Trustees of the Universityof Chicago take this occasion to ex¬press our high appreciation of theservice of President Judson to theUniversity and to the cause of educa¬tion; to extend our thanks for the finespirit of cooperation he has at alltimes displayed; and to voice our in¬dividual esteem and regard.“The Trustees cannot permit thisbrief appreciation of President Jud-son’s administration to be placed inthe records of the Board without ex¬pressing their admiration and grati¬tude for the large contribution whichMrs. Judson has made. As hostessboth to the members of the Univers¬ity and its guests, she has constantlyexemplified the graces of a hospital¬ity which has unified and enriched thelife of the University community.”Geneva. ConferenceTopic of VespersA “Geneva” program, led by AlphaHarper, will be the object of discus¬sion at the Vesper service today at 4,in the Y. W. C. A. room of Ida Noyeshall. The subject was chosen in ac¬cordance with the “Geneva week”campaign which is being held thisweek. The object of the campaign isto acquaint the women of the Univers¬ity with the traditions and significanceof the trip to Geneva each year.Several of the Geneva “veterans”will be present at the meeting to dis¬cuss their experiences in this connec¬tion and to give brief talks on thevarious phases of the trip. The in¬formal tone of the service today,which has characterized all the meet¬ings this quarter, will be preserved.“The program today has as wide anappeal as any that have been giventhis quarter,” said Savilla Millis, “andwe are anxious to have the womenappreciate the central idea of the Ge¬neva conference.”Lectureship Donor DiesVandelia Varnum Thomas, lectureron social and municipal problems anddonor of the Hiram W. Thomas lec¬tureship, passed away Monday at herhome in Chicago Lawn. Mrs. Thomaswas the widow of the late Dr. HiramW. Thomas in whose memory the giftwas made to the University.A 75c DINNER FOR 65c TO¬NIGHT AT THE SHANTYSoup, Steak and French Fried Pota¬toes, Peas, Corn, Tomato and LettuceSalad, Strawberry Ice Cream, ApplePie and other good things. Watch forthe announcement of “StrawberryWeek.”The Shanty Eat Shop1309 EAST 57th STREET“A Homey Place for Homey Folks”EX JUVENILE COURTOFFICER TO OFFERNEW COURSE HEREA course on the “Individual Delin¬quent” is being offered for the firsttime this quarter in the GraduateSchool of Social Service Administra¬tion by Dr. William llealy, directorof the Judge Baker Foundation in Bos¬ton. Dr. Healy was connected withthe Juvenile Court of Chicago at thetime of its organization and was thefirst director of the Juvenile Psycho¬pathic Institute which was one of thefirst scientific attempts to study juv¬enile delinquency on a modern scale.Dr. Healy has published a series ofbooks on this subject of which themost famous is “Individual Delinquen¬cy,” which represents the results ofhis work in Chicago. The results ofhis Boston work have been publishedin pamphlet form and will be used inthe course, as distinctly new material.The course is being given as a min¬or, the first meeting being held yes¬terday. The class is under the direc¬tion of Mr. Erie F. Young of the S.S. A. school, and Dr. Healy will lec¬ture beginning May 28.FOR EVERY DEGREEof LeadIngersoll^PencilA serviceable, simpl ifiedwriting tool that holdsthe style of lead mostsuitable for your partic¬ular college work. Sevendifferent grades avail¬able.Made economically bymass production meth¬ods and sold at priceswhich make wood pen¬cils a luxury.The STUBBY—shownhere—of Rolled Silverwith ring for watchchain costs $1.00.See this and otherIngersoll models at yourstationery or coopera¬tive store.Iagersoll Redipoint Co., Inc.Win. H. lnger.oll, Pres.461 Fourth Ave., New York CityGoing IntoBusiness?After graduation, you must bridgethe “years of experience” before youwill be fitted to occupy a position ofbusiness responsibilitv and trust.To men who arc eager to shortenthese years, Babson Institute offersan intensive training course ol oneor two vears in business practice.No lectures: no conferences. Nowritten work; but dictation throughdictating machines and secretariesfTibson Institute, an euucational in¬stitution endowed for the purpose o>'tting men for trnc- executive respou-(ibi'ities, invites you to send for'he booklet "Training for BusinessLeadership.’’ Write today.Babson Instito';Wellesley Hills. (*&&*) Mat.—211 So. State St. MOTHERS’ DAY, MAY 13<tA NEW HOME OF FLOWERSA modern floral shop displaying all cut flowers and plants in seasonFloral' Designs, Corsages, W edding Bouquets our SpecialtyWe ship direct to all parts of the country. For expert work and fineflowers just call or phoneW00DLAWN FLOWER SHOP(formerly University Floral Co.)815*East 63rd Strett Rhone Hyde Park 6718University StudentsYou will be well taken care of forFANCY SUNDAES and LIGHT LUNCHESatWilliam’s Candy Shop1133 East 55th StreetCorner 55th and UniversityJust What You Like To GetA clean sanitary treatment of thehair and scalp. When you want a haircut you want a snappy one. We aresure you will like the work atSTEVE’S BARBER SHOP1440 E. 57th St. Near BlackstonePLAZA RESTAURANTQUALITY PRICE COURTESYTABLE d’HOTE A LA CARTE1464 East 57th Street-ALWAYS OPEN”SALESMENTo sell Abbott Coin Counting Machines to Banks andothers. No samples necessary. Quick seller. Liberalcommission.ABBOTT COIN COUNTER COMPANY143 rd St. and Wales Avenue New York City-J"' HE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY. MAY 9. 1923. Page ThreeVOX POPTo the Editor:The Daily Maroon has done well toraise discussion of the Reynolds Club.Without offering' any criticism uponthe club or its management, it maybe fair to say that probably it is notgiving the most good to the greatestnumber. It was to be expected thatyears of experience would suggestpossibilities of improvement. It seemsto me that this is a legitimate sub¬ject for discussion by the Undergrad-ute Student Council. If the officersof the Council, the officers of the club,and such other interested persons asthe Dean of Colleges of Arts, Litera¬ture, and Science, the manager of theClub, the President’s Secretary, andthe two secretaries of the Y. M. C. A.were to get together and discuss thesituation, probably plans for improve¬ment could be worked out that wouldbe of real value. It is pretty late inthe year now to do anything, but thissubject might be taken up at an earlydate in the autumn quarter.This suggestion is offered for whatit is worth.F. J. GURNEY,Assistant Recorder.x x VjXfx; x] x]x] xjxlxlixjix, x] x] x| xj x..x: x x x x x x x[XIUniversityText BooksCollegeLaw-MedicalSecond-Hand and NewXX Students’ SuppliesGymnasium OutfitsStationeryTypewritersFor Rent or SaleTypewritingSuppliesBOOK STOREThe University Store1311 East 57th StreetNear Kimbark AvenueThe Loop Store112 South Wabash Ave. ®Near MonroeTHE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STORECigarettes Fountain ServingCor. 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Also a la CarteReservations for Sorority or Fraternity DinnersTelephone Hyde Park 2973DARLING’S ORCHESTRADorchester 1760 Dance Music Par Excellenceand Midway 1126Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MAY 9, 1923.97/e ZohistleHI ME OF THE ANCIENTWHISTLERIf I wanna have a sweetie,If 1 wanna keep her sweet,If 1 wanna act quite speedyAnd do it up quite neat,I’ve gotta dance till midnight,I’ve gotta take her home,I’ve gotta treat the kid right,If I wanna rime this pome.Rhythm, rhythm everywhere, andnot a thing to write.WATCH OCT, MAC, THERE MAYBE SOMETHING IN THISDear Dopey:The bulletin board in Bartlettyields this:LOSTLast Friday I lost a rubbercap at my locker. Any onewho have found it please sentit at locker attendant. Thank!C. C. 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