Elje 5Batlp illaroonVoi. 21. No. 107. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. TUESDAY, MAY 8, 1923. Price 5 Cent.ALL UNIVERSITYSING TO INCLUDEBLACKFRIAR HITS DISCUSS “ANGLES OFQUADRANGLES” TODAYFederation Open Meeting Held InLibrary of Ida Noyes Hall GIVE 161 TICKETSTO FRATERNITIESFOR 1923 FORMAL THOMAS V. SMITH APPOINTEDTO SUCCEED DEAN WALLACEOffer Varied Program of Spe¬cialty Acts by Campus. TalentINTERSCHOLASTIC TO ATTENDIncluded in the list of songs hichthe Federation is having printed forthe rejuvenated sing, to be held to¬morrow at 7:30 in Mandel hall, arethe following hits from this year’sperformance of Blackfriars: “Coo-Coo-Couay Blues,” “Is Isabelle In,”and “Moon Maiden.”In addition to the song hits fromBlackfriars three other types of songswill be printed in the program. Uni¬versity songs, songs from other col¬leges and popular up-to-date songswill be included. Among the latter aparody on “Rosie O’Grady” has beenmarked for special interest. Theseprograms will be distributed to every¬one present. This will make it pos¬sible for everyone present to join inthe singing. Dudley Lyndon, ex ’21,who will accompany the singing, willplay the less familiar pieces for theaudience.Interscholastic to AttendThe meeting of the interscholasticcommission will adjourn at 7:45 inorder to come to the sing. Specialseats will be reserved for the commis¬sion so that the sing will not be in¬terrupted. Mr. Arthur Gibson Beau¬vais and Mr. Sulzer of the Universityhigh school will not be able to leadthe sing, as was first hoped.Fritz Neilson will play and BlairLaughlin will sing some of his Black-friar songs. Frier McCollister hasbeen asked to sing “Is Isabelle In.”Other specialty acts have been plan¬ned for the evening. In spite of thelength of the program it has beenpromised that the sing will finish atthe regular time, 8:30.Quadrangle Club toGet Rare PaintingsThrough the interest of Mr. J. S.Dickerson, secretary of the Univers¬ity, the Quadrangle club will receivethe private collection of American oilpaintings owned by Mr. Paul Schulze,retired business man of this city. Thepaintings will be used in the decora¬tion of the new building until Mr.Schulze recalls them.AWARD OF SILVERTORCH CONFERREDUPON PROF. STARRRecognition of his work as a worthycontribution to knowledge was givento Prof. Frederick A. Starr of the De¬partment of Anthropology recently atthe fourth annual banquet of theBookfellows association at the Audi¬torium hotel. Prof. Starr was pre¬sented with the Silver Torch, anaward of the association given annual¬ly to the member of the Bookfellowswhose work in literary fields for thepreceding year has been of unusualvalue.There were 156 members of theBookfellows present at the dinner,among whom the most noteworthywere Julian Arnold and Prof. Starr.The organization is world-wide andincludes in its membership some fourthousand persons interested in litera¬ture. Last year was the first timethat the award of the Silver Torchwas made; it was presented to LauraBlackburn.SENIOR PARTY CHANGEDBecause of the sing Wednesdaynight, the Senior card party has beenchanged to a dinner which will beheld Wednesday at 6:30 in Hutchin¬son cafe. “Do You Know All of the Quad¬rangles?” is the question which willbe asked and answered by the discus¬sion at the bi-monthly open councilmeeting of the Federation of Univers¬ity Wf men to be held tonight from 7to 8 in the library of Ida Noyes hall.Continuing last meeting’s discussionof the characteristic and special ad¬vantages of the University, as differ¬ent from the usual type of college oruniversity, this meeting’s subjectshpuld be of interest to a large num¬ber of women, according to HelenWells, president of the Federation.Chicago’s distinctive advantages havenot been emphasized in most campusdiscussions and this subject was chos¬en in order to bring out the unusualpoints of the quadrangles.All women of the University havebeen cordially invited to attend themeeting. Those wishing to have din¬ner at 6 with the Federation councilin the refectory of Ida Noyes hallhave been asked to sit at the tablesreserved for Federation, designated bylighted candles.Varsity Tennis TeamIn Tie With MichiganThe Varsity tennis drew with Mich¬igan last Saturday afternoon at AnnArbor, each team winning threematches. A five man team represent¬ed the Maroons, Wilson, Frankenstein,Capt. Staffff, Evans, and Hunt mak¬ing the trip.Wilson and Frankenstein won in thesingles matches while Capt. Stagg andHunt, the extra man to make the trip,lost to Michigan men. Psi Upsilon Leads Inter ClassHop Allotment ListWith 10NAME PATRONS, PATRONESSESHOP TICKETS ON SALE TODAYStarting today tickets for the Inter¬class Hop will be distributed fromThe Daily Maroon office from 11 to 12and from 1 to 2 daily.Twenty-eight fraternities were as¬signed a total of 161 tickets for the1923 Interclass Hop, according to theallotment made by Arthur White,sales manager. Psi Upsilon leads withan allotment of 10 tickets. Delta TauDelta is second with 9. The remaind¬er of the 250 tickets printed will goto non-fraternity men, alifnni, andwomen.The allotment to fraternities is asfollows:Acacia 2Alpha Delta Phi 8Alpha Sigma Phi 6Alpha Tau Omega 6Beta Theta Pi 7Chi Psi 7Delta Chi 5Delta Kappa Epsilon .... 7Delta Sigma Phi 6Delta Tau Delta 9Delta Upsilon 7Kappa Nu 3Kappa Sigma 6(Continued on page 2)“Filming of Friars” Reviewed;Far Better Than 1922 ShowI suppose that there is so much ofthe traditional about Blackfriarsshows that one ought to approach anycritical resume of one of them withclean hands, a pure heart and a Polly-anna like smile. Reviewing a Black¬friars performance is like writing acritique of Harper Library or explain¬ing the reasons why people shouldn’tstep on the seal in Mitchell Tower* 11 * unnecessary. But the commandsof the editor are not to be sniffed at* * *“The Filming of Friars” is a goodshow. It neither scales the heightsattained by the immortal “NaughtyNineties” nor the abysmal depths oflast year’s sob story. It is somewherein between and nearer the “NaughtyNineties” than “Anybody’s Girl.”A Good BookThe book of “The Filming ofFriars” is excellent. Characterizedby a breezy informality and unpreten¬tiousness, it swings along merrily. Itproves that Earle Ludgin, ’22, hasthe ability to write light comedy. Theprologue of the show, the confusionin the audience, the appearance of Mr.Coleman in an old, familiar role, allsufficed to inject an increditableamount of good-humour and verve in¬to the performance which was not dis¬sipated by the subsequent gambolingsin the Hollywood scenes of Reel IIand III.Of the principals Les Westermanwas undoubtedly the most satisfact¬ory. Bob Jenkins, playing a difficultJulian Eltinge role, came a close sec¬ond. Creditable performances weregiven by Clarke Shaw, Nelson Fuqua,Archie Trebow, Bob Allen and JohnLongwell. The solo voices were noth¬ing to get excited about, although TedGieiger did some very intelligent sing¬ing in Reel III.Many SongsFor two reasons there was no songthat could properly be described as a“hit” although the general merit ofthe music was way above the ave¬rage. In the first place the numberswere run so fast and were so numer¬ ous, eighteen in all I believe, that noone of them was allowed to make agreat impression as the “Baby Doll”number in “The Machinations ofMax.” In this respect Mr. Colemantook departures from the ordinarymusical comedy aspect of a Blackfriarshow and gave “The Filming ofFriars more the aspect of a revuethan anything else. This treatmentproved successful I think, because Mr.Ludgin’s book was so intelligent.The music also failed to make theimpression it should have made be¬cause of the evident inefficiency of theorchestra. I do not know what quix-oticism dictated the addition of a stud¬ent orchestra into Blackfriars shows.We are not ready for it yet. The or¬chestra last year made a bad showworse. This year it tried its best toruin a good one. The “Filming ofF’riars” was a success in spite of theorchestra.Not Ready for Student BandNot that all these musicians did nottry their best. On the contrary theyput in many agonizing hours in re¬hearsal. The fact is that the Univers¬ity does not yet possess the materialfor a good student orchestra and willnot until we have a school of music.Until that time Blackfriars should re¬ly on professionals in the pit. Theywill then not be faced with the neces¬sity of an eleventh hour augmentationof wind instruments.Surmounting all difficulties was Mr.Hamilton Coleman, at all odds theruling genuis of the Order of Black¬friars. T heard him one night at re¬hearsal asking the orchestra leader ina pensive voice to “please play it sowe can hear the tune.” Mr. Colemanis the man behind the gun. He drilledthe choruses into uniformity and pre¬cision. He changed the hook in spotsto make it better “theatre.” Hetrained the principals, chose the music,even helped plan the advertising forthe show. Possessed of infinite pa¬tience, and the intelligent instincts ofa born showman, he is a significantfigure in the history of the Order ofBlackfriars. Will Assume Office At Once and Start HoldingOffice Hours Today; ReceivedPh. D. From University »VINCENT STARRETT TOWRITE IN MAY CIRCLETo Publish Original Drawing ofWallace SmithCrap-shooting—noblest of the arts—is the theme of an essay by VincentStarrett in The Circle for May, whichwill appear on May 16. Mr. Starrettwas the editor of The Wave, Chica¬go’s earliest literary magazine. He isat present teaching short story-writ¬ing in Medill school of Journalism.Another feature of this month’s is¬sue is a full page drawing by Wal¬lace Smith, whose drawings for BenHecht’s “Fantazius Mallare” broughthim into prominence. Smith has alsoillustrated Benjamin de Casseres’philosophical fireworks.Future contributors to The Circleinclude Maxwell Bodenheim, Chicagopoet; Llewellyn Jones, literary editorof the Chicago Evening Post; Prof.Robert Morss Lovett, of the Depart¬ment of English, and an editor of TheNew Republic; and Louis Couperus,the Dutch novelist.GARGOYLES ELECTMISS WALLACE ASHONORARY MEMBERPoliak, Clifford, Granquist andCarlson Made ActivesIn ClubAssociate Prof. Elizabeth Wallaceof the Department pf Romance Lan¬guages was elected an honorary mem¬ber of The Gargoyles at a meeting ofthe organization last Friday after¬noon.Membership was conferred on Rob¬ert Poliak, Charles GlifTord, EthanGranquist, and Richard Carlson. Inaddition to these the organization se¬lected seven “Associate Gargoyles,”Those on whom this title has beenconferred are: Edward Ames, AlexElson, William Kerr, Lucile Tasher,Marion Olds, Mrs. Marion Barr, Jean¬ette Hash, Frederick Lamb.Women to Try Outfor Phoenix StaffPositions on the business staff ofthe Phoenix will be awai’ded to thewomen selling the greatest number ofthe Blackfriars issue of the Phoenixwhich will be out Thursday, it wasannounced yesterday by Paul Whit¬ney, business manager of the Phoenix.All women who wish to try outhave been asked to apply to PaulWhitney in the Phoenix offices in El¬lis hall.Luckhardt to Speakat Y. M. MeetingDr. Arno B. Luckhardt of the De¬partment of Physiology of the Uni¬versity, who has recently discovered anew anaesthetic, and who is one ofthe most outstanding figures at t'hepresent time in the medical profession,will speak on the “Opportunities forService in the Medical Profession” atthe third of the series of “Life Work”meetings to be held today at 12 inthe Y. M. C. A. rooms in Ellis hall.Gargoyles Hold TryoutsTryouts for “Master Pierre Pate-lin,” to be presented by the Gargoyles,will he held today at 4:30 in MandelI hall. Thomas Vernon Smith has beennamed woman’s dean succeeding MissElizabeth Wallace who resigned thatposition last December after servingfor more than eighteen years as Deanof the Colleges of Arts, Literature,and Science. Dean Smith’s appoint¬ment goes into effect immediately.Prof. Smith is an instructor iri thedepartment of philosophy. He con¬ducts classes in logic and Americanphilosophy. Prior to his appointmentat the University in 1922, Dean Smithheld the position of instructor of phil¬osophy at the University of Texas. Hehas been professor of English andprofessor of philosophy at the TexasChristian University.Holds Chicago DegreeDean Smith received his A. B. de¬gree in 1915 at the University ofTexas, and was awarded his A. M.degree the following year at the sameschool. On January 23, 1922, no re¬ceived his Ph. D. degree “magna cumlaude” at the University with whichinstitution he has been connected forthe last five quarters.The appointment of Dean Smith assuccessor to Miss Wallace in the wo¬men’s department is in the nature of amore or less temporary measure, DeanRobertson said yesterday. Dean Smithwill probably head one of the men’s 'departments at a later date. The newdean will have office hours from 2:30to 3:30 on Tuesdays, Wednesdays,Thursdays, and Fridays in Classics16. Appointments can be made withMiss Flack in that office.Miss Wallace TalksTo Federation TodayMiss Elizabeth Wallace, faculty ad¬visor of the Federation, will talk to¬day at 2 in the Federation sewingroom on the third floor of Ida Noyeshall. Last Tuesday Miss Wallace dis¬cussed some of the salient points ofher last trip abroad. Today she plansto tell other interesting phases of herforeign travels.Owing to the success of the talklast Tuesday, in the Federation sew¬ing room, the plan for weekly discus¬sions will be continued for the re¬mainder of the quarter, announcedIsabelle Kincheloe, the public servicechairman.ADD NEW BOOKSTO SHELVES OFLOAN LIBRARYNew volumes of Arthur Schnitzler’splays, short stories and novels haverecently been received at the rentallibrary, and includes his latest, “Cas¬anova’s Homecoming,” a novel whichhas been highly praised in recent re¬views. Other volumes by the Aus¬trian writer which may now be ob¬tained at this library are: “The Roadto the Open,” “Comedies of Words andOther Plays,” “Bertha Carlan,” anovel, and “Visnnese Idyllss,” a col¬lection/of short stories of Vienna.These books may be rented for threecents a day at the Loan library, inClassics 19, from 1-6 Monday to Fri¬day, and 9-1 on Saturday. Librarycards or tuition receipts are necessaryfor the withdrawal of books.The second meeting of aspirants forroles in “Hamlet” will be held Thurs¬day at 8 in the Reynolds club theater.Any further talent is also solicited.Persons appearing for tryouts shouldhe prepared to read selections from“Hamlet."I WO THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY 8, 1923.She Daily ifflarnmiThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sun-Eu> uiitl Monday during the Autumn,V inter anil Spring quarters by The DallyV ,r<>,>ii Company.Entered ns second class mail at the Chi¬rr ir" Post office, Chicago, Illinois, MarchIS UKhl, under the act of March 3, 1873.Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis 14Ttir Western Conference Pres* AssociationTHE COUNCIL AGAINThe Daily Maroon makes lots offuss about the Undergraduate coun¬cil, but only because it believes thecouncil to be the only organizationwhich can effect some of the reformsthat The Daily Maroon thinks areneeded. The new council is now fullyorganized, and in working trim, and,although the last six weeks of theSpring quarter are conventionally con¬ducive to an insipid consideration ofactivities, the councillors have an op¬portunity this year to get several mat¬ters well under way by the opening ofthe University in the Autumn.We are anxious to have the Wash¬ington Prom more magnitudinous nextFebruary. We still think that theplan we offered last quarter is good,and should be tried. (More on thatwithin a week or two.) We think thesuggested reorganization of the coun¬cil should be inaugurated at the firstmeeting of the new term, and be defi¬nitely prepared for before vacationbegins. These are two importantthings to be considered. They shouldbe well cared for before the end ofthe quarter. The undergraduatesseem to have great faith in their pre¬sent representatives. We hope theywill have no reason for disappoint¬ment.VOX POP are sincerely trying to do. It is thebusiness of those who would levy crit¬icism against the club to be very sureof the grounds upon which such crit¬icism is based. This has not beendone.It would be a very foolish and ob¬stinate Executive council that wouldnot be open to constructive criticism.The present administration is espe¬cially desirous of real • suggestionsgiven in a spirit of helpfulness.Knocking is out of date, and entirelyuncalled for. The present council isnot infallible—no governing body is.The request in a recent editorial inThe Daily Maroon that suggestions beoffered as to possible improvementswhich the club might make, would bewarmly received for serious consider¬ation by the officers. Destructivecriticism flavored with personal prej¬udice, such as saturated a recent ser¬ies of articles in this paper regardingthe condition of the Club are not inorder. Such criticism does not helpthe officers, and is demoralizing to theClub itself.The Executive Council of the Rey¬nolds Club is not a mysterious polit¬ical machine, leaving the welfare ofthe Club stranded upon the rocks, andlooking out for only its own welfare.It is as open, and as democratic, andas fair, as any student governingbody on the campus It very natural¬ly has the interests of the Club atheart. It realizes better than anyoneelse that administrative mistakes aremade. But it does try in every pos¬sible way to correct these mistakes.It is earnest in its endeavors to giveto its members, and to the Universitya social center in keeping with thehigh standards of other University in¬stitutions.The present administration feelsjustly hurt at the misleading state¬ments directed toward the Club in therecent series of articles referred toabove. The officers are always opento genuine constructive criticismsfrom any member of the Club, thestudent-body, or the faculty.THE REYNOLDS CLUBEXECUTIVE COUNCIL,Howard Amick, Secretary.To the Editor:It is evident that there has grownup among the student-body of theUniversity a feeling of distrust andopposition regarding the objects, am¬bitions, and accomplishments of theReynolds club. The Executive coun¬cil of the clui) can sense this unfav¬orable attitude more comprehensivelyperhaps, than any other student or¬ganization. It is the business of theExecutive council to keep the club, anditself, in as complete a harmony with jother campus organizations and fac- |ulty as is possible. This the officers GIVE 161 TICKETS TO FRATERN¬ITIES FOR 1923 FORMAL(Continued from page 1)Lambda Chi Alpha 6Phi Beta Delta 5Phi Delta Theta 5Phi Gamma Delta 7Phi Kappa Psi 8Phi Kappa Sigma 6Phi Sigma Delta 3Psi Upsilon 10Sigma Alpha Epsilon ... 6Sigma Chi 6Sigma Nu 6Tau Delta Phi 3Arnold Johnson’s Orchestra241 1—"Sweet Lovin’ Mama”"Kiss Me”Two Li It inf; Fox TrotsArnold Johnson’s Orchestra makes records exclusivelyfor Brunswick, because like other noted dance orchestralthey found Brunswick Records truest, clearest and mostperfect in their interpretations. You’ll like these twosparkling dance records. Full of bouncing rhythm andyielding melody. You’ll want to dance to their rol¬licking syncopation. *Something new every flayYou can get new Brunswick Records every day.No waiting. Go to any Brunswick dealerand ask to have the new records played for you.Brunswick Records can be played on any phono¬graph but they are best on The Brunswick A SLOW SPRING ibutGOOD TENNIS WEATHERGet in trim for sixmonths of clean,healthful, outof door sportRackets$3.00 upBalls50cT ennisShoes$1.50~$3.75 T ennisT rousers$3.00Full equipment at theUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO BOOKSTORE 5802 Ellis HallTau Kappa Epsilon 4Pi Limbda Phi 3Zeta Beta Tau 4161Want Greek DelegatesEach fraternity should select a manto take charge of its allotment oftickets. He must pay for them atonce, as no tickets will be issued until,paid for. Fraternities desiring more jtickets than their allotment calls forshould make arrangements with ArtWhite to take over any tickets whichmay be turned in by a fraternity notusing its full quota.A waiting list will be made up andany fraternity which has not calledand paid for its tickets by next Tues¬day will forfeit them to the organiza¬tions which have applied for moretickets. A similar list will be madefor non fraternity men and alumni.To Supply AlumniNon-fraternity men, alumni, andwomen will be issued tickets in theorder in which they call for them aslong as the supply lasts. Those fail¬ing to secure tickets may enter theirnames on the waiting list which willbe supplied from any tickets returned.Each ticket must be signed whenpresented at the door, the signaturecorresponding to the stub which is tobe signed and returned to Art White.Tickets are $4.00.Patrons and Patronesses for the In¬terclass Hop were announced yester¬day by the leaders as follows: MissMarion Talbot, Mr. and Mrs. David A.Robertson, Acting President and Mrs.Ernost DeWitt Burton, Mr. and Mrs.W. D. MacClintock, Mr. and Mrs.Percy Boynton, Mr. and Mrs. Wm. F.Gleason, Mr. and Mrs. E. W. Pickens.Mr. and Mrs. R. M. Combs, Mr. andMrs. John McKinlay, Mr. and Mrs.Allan R. Smart, Mr. and Mrs. L. P.River, Dr. and Mrs. Alois B. Graham,Mr. and Mrs. Walter S. Carr. 4 '1o1|r r.'J <ASK FOR TENNIS REPORTSAll score* of the second round ofthe women’s tennis tournament mustbe reported by tomorrow noon. Thenames of the players of the secondround have been posted in the lockerroom in Ida Noyes hall.CLASSIFIED ADSWANTED—Student to go to lake forsummer, assist with 2 children andhouse work; bathing, boating, coolclimate. Salary T*-l Midway 7087. How will you spendyour vacation ?Fritter it away at a summer resort with unex¬pected incidental expenses piling up ?Or go to Europe on a basis of actual economy—perhaps for less than the summer resortoutlay — and have something real and worthwhile to remember?You can do this if you book via one of ourcabin steamers. There are 14 of them — steadysailers all — including some of the finest shipsin the North Atlantic.Accommodations as low as $115. You have thebest the ship affords in food and service — fullrun of spacious decks, attractive public rooms,all the pleasures of a summer sea voyage—itselfthe best of vacations. Some of the most pleas¬ant friendships of your life may be formed onshipboard.tVrite us today for our booklet —" Your Tripto Europe”— and detailed information.AxWhite Star LineetAmerican Line , */ red star LineInternational Mercantile Marine Company127 So. STATE St.CHICAGO, ILL.ssREAD THE DAILY MAROON*1 ‘IL >AI!.Y MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY 8, 1923. Page THr«COACH A. A. STAGG ANNOUNCES "C" AWARDSFIVE MAJOR ANDFIVE OLD ENGLISHLETTERS ISSUED Varsity Golf TeamBeats BoilermakersDickson, Yardley, Barnes,Duggan and Weiss ReceiveBasketball “Cs”THREE SWIMMERS GET HONORSOfficial announcement from Coach!A. A. Stagg’s office reports theawarding of major and minor lettersand freshman numerals for the Win¬ter quarter. For basketball, majorletters were given to Captain Yardley,Campbell Dickson, Joseph Duggan,Harrison Barnes, and William Weiss.In the same sport, Old English C’swere given to J. Smidl, Robert How¬ell, Harry Frieda, E. L. Quick, and H.Griffen.Captain Ed Blinks, Bill Gleason,Danny Protheroe, and C. Hedeen wereawarded major letters for swimmingand minors were given to E. Dorf, J.T. Lyons, Bud Levy, P. Van Deventer,and Art White.Captain Hall Gets LetterCaptain “Libby” Hall, “Mike”Greenabaum, and V. Janovsky werethe members of this year’s Conferencewater basketball team who wereawarded their major letters. Theother members of the team: K. Gil¬christ, Rod Miller, P. Morency andJohn Merriam were given minor let¬ters.Minor letters were given to H. C.Amick, A. J. S. Fiesser, N. Margolis,F. McCollister and M. L. Spivik forfencing.The winners of freshman numeralsfor the winter quarter are as follows:Basketball—Wm. H. Abbott, H. B. Alyea, ElmerBarta, Eugene Francis, Austin Mc¬Carty, Harold Phend, George Ray,Walter Stevens, George Benton, E. O.Shaginer.Bargains in PortableTypewritersSlightly Used CORONAS$30 - $32.50 - $35(Also new Coronas at $50.00)At these prices, you cannotafford to be without a handyPortable Typewriter that willturn out neat work.Woodworth’sUniversity Book Store1311 East 57th Streetnear Kimbark Ave.Remington PortablesTypewriters for Rent The Varsity golf team, captainedby George Hartman, won their firstBig Ten match last Saturday, whenthey scored twelve points to Purdue’sten. Hartman led the entire field withan 82 and was an important factor inhis team’s victory.In the morning round the teamsplayed according' to the Nassau sys¬tem of scoring. Hartman who wasopposed by Captain Brown of Purdue,won his morning’s match 3-0. Homanof the Varsity beat Eckie Murphy, INTERSCHOLASTICBACKERS TO OPENACTIVITIES TODAYHold Meeting In ReynoldsClub Theaterat 7:15NAME NEW COMMITTEEMEN MOTHERS’ DAY, MAY 13FOUR-POWERTREATYThe Most Important Treatyever negotiated, by theUnited StatesCopies now being distributedexclusively oy theINSU RANCr COMPANv'^>Of lOltON. MAttACMUttrt*Sixty-one Year* in Buxines*. LargestFiduciary Institution in New EnglandFor free copies apply to anyagent or to the home office ofthe Company, 197 ClarendonStreet, Boston, Massachusetts REGISTRATION FORNEXT YEAR BEGINSLASTS TILL JUNE 1 In order to strengthen the appealfor entries in the National Track In- jterscholastic, the Commission asksjthat each student of the University:captain of the Purdue football team, I write. personally, to the coach of his0 . . ,v , c i high school or academy and present!2 to 1 in the morning round. Sol Mil- * ... „ . , 3 X1 * , ,| an appeal tor entries from that school.iler of the Varsity beat Pixley of Pur-j The Commission feels that in the cir- ’due, 3 to 0. Curt Woolf oik dropped culars and memeographed materialhis match. Wetherton beating him by sent out there is not enough personala 3 to 0 count. touch and therefore asks the students’In the afternoon round the teams; aid in remedying this,used the best ball foursome system of This appeal presents an opportun- jscoring. Hartman and Homan defeat-! ity for every loyal Chicago man to jed Brown and Murphy 4 to 0 in the assure the success of the Nineteenthafternoon round but Pixley and Weth-J Annual National Track Interschol- jerton defeated Solly Miller and Wool-i astic.folk, 6 to 0. FRANKLIN GOWDY,Chairman Invitation Committee.Swimming—Captain R. B. Carlson, N. Dismond,C. Yegge.\N ater Basketball The Interscholastic Commission willCaptain A. W. Geiger, M. W. Boyn- ....... ,. . . , ,ton, C. Drueck, J. H. White. ,mt,ate the actlve work to be done inWrestling the three weeks remaining before theCaptain Lloyd Hamilton, A. Fish, event at a meeting Wednesday, April |J. Wines, Robert Wolf. 9, at 7:15 in the Reynolds club theater. Men have been appointed tocomplete the initial list of committee¬men.The press committee will report fora meeting tomorrow at 5735 Univers¬ity Ave. at 1:30. The following menhave been added to the list: PaulBarry, Milton Kaufman, HowardMayer, Kenneth Kneussel, John Law-rie, George Graham, Robert Carr,Bernard Cogan, Donald McGinnis, TedIserman, and Robert Wolf.James Bean. William Byers, E. AFrancis, and W. F. Powers are listedas members of the invitation commit¬tee. Rushing and reception committeehas been added Geroge Harvey, andEdward Hildebrand. Sterling Stack-haus and Norman Stitt are the newmen on the banquet committee. JohnGarcia, Harold Alyea, and R. K. Gil¬christ comprise the new members ofthe entertainment committee. PaulSingler has been added to the trans¬portation committee, while those incharge of housing have appointed Lo-ran Dill to their committee.Coach Stagg and Coach Crisler willaddress the meeting of the Commis¬sion Wednesday in the Reynolds clubtheater. Following this meeting theCommission will adjourn to Mandelhall for the Federation sing. PeteRussell, prominent alumnus, is tospeak before the singPOLE VAULT STAR ENTERSHarry Smith, San Diego high schooltrack athlete, who recently establisheda new world’s record in the pole vaultby clearing the beam at 12 feet 11 7-8inches in a meet at Santa Ana, Calif.,will be among those to compete fornational honors at the InterscholasticTrack and Field Meet, to be held May25 and 26, it was announced yesterdayat the Midway campus.Smith made his record as an exhi¬bition, after he had won his eventeasily at 12 feet 5 7-8 inches, therebybeating the best in southern Cali¬fornia. He continued jumping andbroke the record when friends, whosaw how easily he cleared the bar atthe winning height rushed up andurged him to continueAs the record which he hung up isbut 5 1-8 inches below the nationalOlympic mark, indications are thatSmith will be a contender for worldhonors -\Vhen he enters college.Aside from the pole vault, Smithhas made a name for himself in thehigh and broad jump, which he willprobably enter when he comes to themeet here. The pole record which hebroke at the Santa Ana meet waspreviously held by Sherman Landersof Oregon high school, Oregon, Ill. A NEW HOME OF FLOWERSA modern floral shop displaying all cut flowers and plants in seasonFloral Designs, Corsages, Wedding Bouquets our SpecialtyWe ship direct to all parts of the country. For expert work and fineflowers just call or phoneWOODLAWN FLOWER SHOP815 East 63rd Street(formerly University Floral Co.)Phone Hyde Park 6718Tentative registration for next yearbegan yesterday. Students have beenurged to make appointments for thebeginning of each registration period,as it is feared that the end of eachperiod will be overcrowded. Confer¬ence with the deans is entirely by ap¬pointment this quarter. Appointmentbooks will be found in Cobb 3B.Pamphlets on “how to register” maybe obtained at the Information office.Students have been advised to getthese before conferring with theirdeans.Students with more than twenty-seven majors at the end of the Springquarter are to register May 7-11.Those with eighteen majors or morewill register May 14-18. Studentswith nine majors are to register ten¬tatively May 21-25. All students withless than nine majors are to registerMay 28 to June 1. The final registra¬tion for the Summer quarter this yearwill be June 4-8.Physical culture registration willnot be held until the opening of thefall quarter, it was announced by Dr.Reed and Miss Dudley yesterday.However, students will be required tofile a declaration as to whether or notthey intend to register for physicalculture at the time they register forclasses.May 7, 1923.ATTENTION!UNDERGRADUATE STUDENTSWHO EXPECT TO GRADUATETHIS QUARTERProvisional lists of candidates forgraduation at the summer convocation,June 12, have been posted as statedbelow. College students expecting tograduate at that time should inspectthe appropriate lists. Those who donot find their names there should con¬sult the officials specified below, NOTLATER THAN MAY 14.1. The Colleges of Arts, Litera¬ture, and Science, West wall of theBureau of Records, within Door 2A—Miss Gibson.2. The College of Commerce andAdministration and the College of So¬cial Service Administration, Bulletinboard, corridor of the C. & A. building(former building of the Quadrangleclub)—Miss Burns.3. The College of Education,Blaine hall bulletin hoard—Miss Mil¬lard.F. J. GURNEY,Assistant Recorder. CHOCOLATEMILK NOUGAT BARTHE WOMAN’S EXCHANGEOF HYDE PARK1372 E. 55th St. Near DorchesterCirculating LibraryOF ALL THE LATEST BOOKSUse membership plan and save moneyDry Cleaning and Dyeing—Beautiful GiftsWe Make Anything125 Ladies Working For YouOpen Daily from 8:30 A. M. to 9:P. M. Phone Mid. 7868MEN AND WOMENYou can pay your way thru College and also establishan income for life by entering the best profession in theworld today—LIFE INSURANCE. Our low cost PureProtection Policy, Annual Premium Reduction sells atfirst interview. Let us show you how to make moneyquickly and easily.MERCHANTS RESERVE LIFE INSURANCE CO.Superior 1714 10 East Pearson St., ChicagoPage Four THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, MAY 8, 1923.THE FRYING OF FILMERSTranslated from the Frappe of U.Slamm De Ic^mannStaged by Cole I\hamMusic by Liver and FierceIn 3 Acts and a CutbackMENUKing Sol Walker KennedyQueen of May Russell PettitStatue of Liberty Tom EckHollywood Hal Hal NobleToby Rubovitz Sarpy SarpoliusHenriette Wake Anybody’s Girl1000 wives, one hundred cops, tenred-hot vendors, one actor, janitors,friars, call-boys, etc., etc.(Publisher’s note: There are nowomen connected with this show, nordo we advertise in the Maroon, whichprints grossly unfair reviews of ourexcellent performances.)PROLOGUEThe scene is laid in the tropics. Tothe right is a copy of the Daily NewsAlmanac; to the left can be seen avacuum tube, which typifies the spiritof ’76. In the foreground, behind abanana peel, is the Delta wjazz or¬chestra. A blue haze pervades thebanana peel. Sounding of saxophones.ENTER, King SolSol: Ha! Ha!He pauses in his laughter, thenrings a buzzer.(ENTER, Statue of Liberty, with adeep Bow and a snicker.)Libertv: Ha! Ha!Sol: Ha! Ha!Liberty: What are you laughing at?Sol: I’ll bite. What am I laughingat ?CHORUSWe’re laughing, we’re laughing,Old Sol and Liberty,We’re having a great time,We are, are not we?Liberty: Shut up!WRACK THE FIRST(ENTER, 1000 Wives and red-hotvendor.)First Wife: Gimme one withoutmustard.Second Wife—Same here, and a lotof piccalily.Third Wife—Jiggers for Sol!(The 1000 wives powder theirnoses. ENTER Sol.)Sol: Avast, there, hoist the top¬sails!Fourth Wife: (Aside) He’s drunksure as shooting.Sol: Man the cutter!(999 wives snicker under their veils.The other one has no veil.)Red-Hot Vendor: Payme da mon!Sol: Draw and quarter the guy, hemakes me tired!(Publisher’s note: The exclamationpoints are inserted to make the playsnappy.)564th Wife: Thattaboy, Sol! Show’im whose boss around this harem!Sol: Silence! Stand by for roll call.(ENTER, Toby Rubovits, with rollof papyrus, evidently a manuscript.He begins to read.)CHORUSSally, (Here!) Milly, (Here!)Rowena, (Here!) Flo, (Here!)Helen, (Here!) Tilly, )Here!)Isabelle, Isabelle!(Where is the gal?)Isabelle! Isabelle!Is Isabelle in ?She ain’t, not quite,She’s gone to Cal.Sol: Dammit! Let’s go get her.WRACK THE SECONDThe scene is laid in Hollywood, Cal.The time is wrong.(ENTER, Statue of Liberty on anice-wagon.)Voice from the rear: Stop that im¬mediately, Frier, or I’ll scream!Statue of Liberty: Ha! Ha!Voice from the rear becomes silent.(ENTER, camera-man.)Camera-man: Fade out!Liberty: Ha! Ha!WRACK THE THIRD(ENTER, Ted Weber.)Ted: That was dhamfunny!King Sol: (who has sneaked in fromthe opposite side) I’ll say it was!Finis. Dopey. 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