MAROOW uOLFERjTO PLAY ARMOURIN OPENING MEET ISSUE STATEMENT INSTUDENT DEATH CASEActing Pres. Burton Sends Letter toDirector of Chinese Students FEDERATION PLANSREJUVENATED SINGMAY 9 IN MANDEL PATHE AND FOX CORPORATIONS TOFILM FRIARS SHOW AT K. Y. W.Hartman, Homan, Miller andWoolfolk Take VarsityBerthsOLi FOR CONFERENCE HONORS!The Varsity golf team, lead byCaptain Hartman, meets the Armour ;Institute squad in a practice matchthis afternoon at Jackson Park. The ,meet will be the first start of the men,selected after a series of qualifyingrounds, and is to get the players intrim for the dual meet with Purdueat Lafayette Saturday.In Captain Hartman, the Maroonshave one of the leading Universityplayers in the country. The Varsityleader has been the mainstay of thesquad for the past two seasons and isa strong nucleus for the present ag- !gregation. The other three placesmay be only temporary as they aresubject to challenge by any of theother candidates.Tech Team Only AverageThe Tech team is of only averagestrength and should be easy pickingfor the Maroons. All of the previousmeetings between the two teams haveresulted in Maroon victories and thisseason should be no exception.in the match with Puruue on Sat¬urday, the Maroons will face one ofthe strongest contenders for the BigTen title. Two players, CaptainBrown and Bixler are veterans of twoseasons and are among the best men jin the Conference. The team willleave for Lafayette Friday morning;in order to get in some practice be¬fore the meet.Make Good ScoresAs a result of the qualifying roundsHoman, Miller, and Woolfolk will ;compose the Varsity squad with Cap- |tain Hartman. The totals are: Ho- jman, 76-73-149; Miller, 78-72-150; !Woolfolk, 81-73-154; Keating, 75-81-i156; Windette, 77-79-156; Schendorf,81-76-157; Kerr, 83-81-164; Skinner,84-86-170; Miller’s round of 72 wasthe best score turned in. By holes,4-4-4-5-4-4-4-3-3—35 out, and 4-4-4-4-5-6-3-4-3—37-35—72.MAY 18 SET ASDATE FOR FROSHWOMEN S PARTYUpper class counselors will be en¬tertained at a card party given for1them by the Freshmen Women’s club !May 18 from 3:30 to 6 at the home of jCarolynn Pratt. Each freshman wo¬man is to bring her councilor to theparty which is being given by the un- jderclassmen to show their apprecia-!tion of the help the older women have jgiven them in starting their Univers- jity life.Tickets which are on sale for fifty;cents will cover the cost of rentingthe tables and chairs as well as pro¬viding refreshments. Only the fresh¬men are to buy tickets, each card ad¬mitting a freshman and her counsel¬lor. In order to determine the num¬ber to be expected at the affair, theticket sale which starts May 7 willend on May 16.Tickets may be obtained from thefollowing: Jeanette Baldwin, HelenCarr, Mary Templeton, Alta Cundy,Rosebud Eckin, Aimie Graham, Nat¬alie Combs, Alice Howard, Miss Burn-stein, and Florence Funk.Seniors Meet TomorrowThe Senior class will meet Fridayat 12 in Harper Ml5. Adolph Pier¬rot, editor of the University of Chi¬cago Magazine, will talk to the classon matters of alumni cooperation.The Dramatic association will meettoday at 4:30 in Harper Mil. Try¬outs for parts in “Pierre Patelin,”which will he given June 1 and 2, willhe held. Acting i resduent Burton yesterdaysent a telegram to U. Y. Yen, directorof Chinese government students inthe United States, expressing his sym¬pathy in connection yv.lh the death ofCheng Sun whose body was takenfrom the lake Monday. President Bur¬ton offeree, tne cooperation of the Uni¬versity as well as his personal aid ininvestigating the tragedy.“The. Acting President regrets verymuch that he was not informed atonce of the letters left by Mr. Sunand of his disappearance,” said Dr.Bdgar J. Coodspeed, secretary to thepresident. “The University counts up¬on the cooperation of all its officersand students to keep the President in¬formed of matters of siyh serious im¬portance relating to its individualmembers, so that he may lose no op¬portunity of looking after their inter¬ests.“The fact that our students arescattered so widely over the citymakes it doubly necessary for the Uni¬versity to have the cooperation of allof its students to this end.”FRIARS ORCHESTRATO PLAY NUMBERSFOR SENIOR SHOWDelt Band and Dramatic ClubAlso On theProgramBlackfriar’s orchestra and its lead¬er, J. Beach Cragin, will be an addedattraction for this year’s senior vaude¬ville show which will take place onTuesday, May 29, in Mandel hall. Mr.Cragin has offered the services ofthe orchestra not only for the per¬formance but also for rehearsals.Program plans are well under wayaccording to Ruth Galinsky, generalmanager of the affair, and nearly allnumbers have been selected. Thoughthe seniors are in charge of the vaude¬ville, each class will be representedon the campus.Dells to PerformThe Delt band will give a jazz num¬ber, the Senior men will put on aminstrel show written by Jack Har¬ris. It has not yet been decidedwhich of three plays members of theDramatic club will present, but thechoice will soon be made, and rehears¬als started at once.Tickets for the show will soon beready for sale at twenty-five cents apiece. .Announce Award of1923 Ricketts PrizeThe Ricketts Prize for research inpathology, hygiene, and bacteriologyfor 1923 has been awarded to Lauret¬ta Bender and Robb Spalding SprayMiss Bender received the first prizeof $300 for “Hematological Studies inExperimental Tuberculosis of theGuinea Pig,” and Spray a secondprize of $50 for a “BacteriologicalStudy of Pneumonia of Sheep.”It is customary for the Universityto announce the award of the RickettsPrize on the anniversary of the deathof Prof. Howard Taylor Ricketts, whosuccumbed to typhus fever in MexicoCity on May 3, 1910, while in themidst of investigation of that disease,which led to the determination of itscause and cure.W. A. A. Asks Tennis ReportsOfficers of the W. A. A. have askedthat all reports of scores for the firstround of the W. A. A. tennis tourna¬ment must be in the box in the lockerroom of Ida Noyes hall before Fri¬day noon. Contestants have been re¬quested to watch the tennis bulletinboard in the same room for furtherannouncements concerning the tourna¬ment. Women to Take Charge in Ef¬fort to ImproveSpiritWILL PRINT UNIVERSITY SONGSPresentation of a rejuvenated all-University sing to be held May 9from 7:30 to 8:30 in Mandel hall hasbeen announced *by the Federation.Plans that will make it one of thebest ever presented are rapidly beingcompleted, according to MargaretMonilaw, social chairman of the Fed¬eration, who has it in charge.Printed words of all the songs tobe sung during the evening will bedistributed to everyone present. Thiswill make it possible for the wholeaudience to join in the singing. Thecomplaint has formerly been madethat only a minority has been able toparticipate in many of the songs, thusdestroying the main purpose of thesing, that of bringing all the audiencetogether thru common participation.Will Print University SongsFour types of songs will be printedin the program, University songs,songs of other colleges, popular pres¬ent-day songs, and selections fromthis year’s Blackfriars. A special at¬tempt has been made to present songswhich will suit all those present.Blair Laughlin will sing, Fritz Neil-son will play, and Dudley Lyndon willpi-ohably accompany. Several otherspecialty acts will be staged in addi¬tion Jo these and to the regular pro¬gram of songs. Attempts are beingmade to secure either Mr. Arthur Gib¬bon Beauvais or Mr. Sulzer of theUniversity high school to lead thesing.HYDE PARK SENDSFIRST ENTRIES FORNATIONAL TOURNEYKrogh, Sexton, Williams andWeber Entered by HighSchool CoachFirst entries for the National Inter¬scholastic track tournament were re¬ceived yesterday, when Coach “Butch”Scanlon of the Hyde Park high school,Chicago, submitted the names of aquartet of stars to compete in eventsof the big meet.Following Hyde Park’s entrance,Cnairman Russell Carrell is expectingn deluge of entry blanks from all overthe country, beginning next week. Asentries do not close until May 17,many of the schools are now holdingtime trials in order to select the ath¬letes who will represent them in theNational tourney.Winner in Indoor Meet EntersOf the Hyde Park trackmen, Sex¬ton will bring the most laurels to themeet; his record of 5 and 3-5 secondsin the county championship indoorfifty yard dash, which he won, mafceshim a likely prospect to take honorsin the 100 yard race May 26. Wil¬liams of the same school won the halfmile in the Bartlett meets this Spring,making the distance in 2:13 and 2-5,fair time for so early in the seasonand for the indoor slow track. “Red”Krogh, brother of Capt. Krogh of theMaroon track team, will make a bidfor the honors in his brother’s event,the one mile run. Bernie Weber, foot¬ball star, has been entered in thequarter mile.Coach Scanlon has indicated thatother members of the Blue and Whitetrack squad are under observation; ifthey come through during the nextfew weeks of the season, their nameswill be added to the entry list.Score saleswomen for Blackfriarswill meet Grace Bennett today at 12in Cobb 12A. The time announced inyesterday’s Daily Mnroon was incor¬rect. This is an urgent meeting. “Filming of Friars” to be “Shot” for News Reels—Score of Music in 1923 Production toContain 18 NumbersMoving pictures of the Blackfriarcast and chorus broadcasting “TheFilming of Friars” will be taken bythe Pathe and the Fox Picture Cor¬porations at the KYW station tomor¬row night during the actual processof broadcasting. Pictures filmed atthe midnight performance are to beused in the weekly news-reels pub¬lished by the corporations.Broadcasting Group ChosenMembers of the cast, a selected cho¬rus of eight, and a jazz band havebeen chosen to do the broadcasting.In addition several of the specialtyperformers will be used in sendingcertain of the “featured” numbers.Group pictures of the chorus, band,and principals as they actually ap¬pear in the stage presentation of“The Filming of Friars,” according tothe plans of the Fox and Pathe man¬agements, will be sent throughout theUnited States in the weekly news¬reels.MAROONS TO MEETLOCAL PLAYERS INBIG TENNIS MATCHF rankenstein and Wilson MeetHubbel and IngersolIn DoublesIn what looks to be the best exhi¬bition tennis match of the year, ArtFrankenstein and Eddie Wilson theVarsity doubles team and WisconsinState champions, will play Art Hub¬bel and Ingersol, two of the bestplayers in the city. Hubbel is ratedas number two in the city and is thepresent Wisconsin singles champion.Ingersol is better known as a doublesplayer and is rated third in the citydoubles ranking.The match will start at three o’clockthis afternoon and will be played onthe Varsity courts. Prior to this dou¬bles match, Bob Evans will play Mil-lenbach for the position of fourth manon the Varsity. The winner will makethe trip to Michigan, next Saturday,;where the Varsity will meet the Wolv¬erine racquet wielders.Press Now Prints 3Books on UniversityThe University Press has announcedthat their publications now includevolumes on the University written bymembers of the faculty. They are:“A History of the U. of C.,” by Thom¬as W. Goodspeed; “University of Chi¬cago Biographical Sketches,” by thesame author, and an “Official Guide,”by David Allen Robertson.WOMEN TO REGISTER WITHOWN DEANS SAYS ROBERTSONIWomen are to go to their own deansfor registration and not to the officesin Cobb hall, it was announced byDean Robertson yesterday.No changes in registration will beallowed during the period of tentativeregistration. Opportunitiesfor changes will be given from June4-6 during the period of final regis¬tration.JUNIORS MEET TOMORROWPlans for the annual class picnicwill be discussed at a meeting of theJunior class to he held tomorrow at12 in Harper Mil. A treasurer’s re¬port and a report from the class ex¬ecutive committee will he given. All of the eighteen numbers of“Filming of Friars” will be includedin the 1923 song score, managed byGale Kahnweiler. This will be thelargest score ever published by theFriars Order, having almost twice asmany numbers as the 1922 score.The cover, a picture of Solomon’scourt, featured in the third “reel” ofthe show, has been drawn by RudolphSamuels, and will appear in five colors.Aside from the Friars songs the scorewill contain a full page “write-up” ofHamilton Coleman, who has producedthe last eight Friars musical come¬dies.Include Photos of MembersPictures of the Board of Superiorsand the active members of the Orderfrom last year’s show will be includ¬ed, while all of the “leads” in “TheFilming of Friars” cast will be shownin costume with descriptive materialconcerning them.A resume of the book which was in¬augurated with last year’s score willhe continued in this. Kahnweiler be¬lieves there will be no trouble in sell¬ing the scores, as there was a short¬age last year because of the great de¬mand.Expect Record Sale“With Grace Bennett managing thesales end,” he said, “we should haveno trouble in breaking last year’s rec¬ord of 1800 scores sold. We haveprepared for a big demand with morescores printed than ever before. Thesnappy covers, the eighteen big num¬bers of unique “whazz” music, whichhas been originated by Universitycomposers for this show alone, thepictures and the valuable resumeought to make them sell quickly. Thefull score is the only form in whichthis year’s music will be sold.”PRESS ISSUES BOOKOF POEMS WRITTENBY EDWIN H. LEWISNew volumes of “University ofChicago Poems” by Edwin HerbertLewis, 1894, have been published bythe University of Chicago Press dur¬ing the past month.The publishers say: “With the samespirit and feeling that made possiblethe ‘Alma Mater,’ Edwin H. Lewishas written two odes and a ballad incommemoration of events that havemeant much in the life of the Uni¬versity of Chicago. These poems, to¬gether with the ‘Alma Mater’ as afitting introduction, are here collect¬ed for friends of the University andAmerican poetry.”Contains Four PoemsThe volume contains four selectionsin all. The book opens with our“Alma Mater” which was written byMr. Lewis in 1894. An ode, “MaterHumanissima,” which was recited inthe fifty-ninth convocation, in June,1906, follows the “Alma Mater.” “TheHouse of the World” is next. Thisode was recited at the dedication ofthe William Rainey Harper MemorialLibrary, June 11, 1912. “The Balladof Ryerson,” which was recited at thedinner given to Martin Antoine Ryer¬son by the Trustees of the University,Jan. 27, 1923, concludes the book.The book sells for seventy-fivecents.Cercle to Hear Mile. I’errenoudLe Cercle Francais will meet todayat 4:30 at the Maison Francaise, 5810Woodlawn avenue. Mile. Dorcas Per-renoud will speak on “Deux Poetes,”and Jane Henderson will entertain atthe piano.Pngc I wo31Daily iflaruunTh* Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Saturday, Suu-*•> and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Company.Entered as second class mail at the Chi¬cago Post office, Chicago, Illinois, March13, l&CKi, under the act of March 3, 1873.Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis 14■asnbs* etThe Western Conference Press AssociationTHE NORTHWESTERN DEATHSWe are interested in the studentdeaths at Northwestern, realizing thatthey are the result of what must beknown to the world at large as “un¬dergraduate activities.” We who havehad university experience know thathazing does not come within thatcategory, in the true sense. But theundergraduate will suffer from thisincident. Indeed he has suffered al¬ready at Northwestern; social affairsof the Freshman and Sophomoreclasses have been prohibited by thefaculty.Why the prohibition? We can of¬fer but one answer: The administra¬tive officers must make the public seethat they realize the seriousness ofthe situation by taking drastic actionof some sort. The blow which theychoose to deliver falls equally hardupon the heads of the innocent andthe guilty, having, to bfe sure, no not¬able affect. The students will not suf¬fer greatly from their deprivation;the men who are responsible for thechildish barbarism are sufficientlymortified by the results of their dem¬onstrations to forego similar actionfor the rest of this year.Even so, the university authoritiesare throwing the burden of blame up¬on the underclassmen. It is they, thepresident, the deans, the boards ofcontrol, who should receive the con¬demnation of a justly indignant com¬munity. It is true beyond questionthat in the fall of 1921 a student wasfound strapped head down to thebreakwater, near the school. Wasthat not sufficiently barbaric to just¬ify measures which would prohibitfurther outbreaks of class war? Didthe faculty make any attempt to curbthis most recent battle until after ithad indirectly brought about thedeath of students? We think the re¬sponsibility lies with the administra¬tion—directl$, because it did not useits disciplinary power to prevent thefights; indirectly, because it does notoffer a university life of the typewhich makes such activity seem outof place.Upon the last point it would be un¬ethical for us to comment pointedly.It seems not unreasonable to say thata university policy emphasizing edu¬cational dignity would make classfights and hazing in general so ob¬viously out of place that' they wouldnot appear. Indeed, in the universi¬ties to which we look for the most ad¬vanced methods we find hazing of allkinds obsolete.DELTA SIGMA WINSINTERCLUB BRIDGETOURNAMENT AWARDInterclub Bridge Tournament wasbrought to a close Monday afternoonwhen Delta Sigma and Wyvern play¬ed off a tie in the final score givingDelta Sigma first place and a chanceto keep the silver cup during the com¬ing year.The presentation of the cup willtake place today at the Interclubparty which is to be held on the sec¬ond floor of Ida Noyes hall. A newruling of the tournament is that thecup must be won for three successiveyears before it passes into the perma¬nent possession of any one club. ChiRho Sigma was the winner of lastyear’s contest.Elsa Baalack was the consistentstar of the Delta Sigma team, play¬ing in all the games in which the clubparticipated. “The success of thetourney this year,” said VirginiaStrain, “will probably warrant itscontinuing as an already well estab¬lished custom.”Esoteric Announces PledgingEsoteric announces the pledging ofLouise Allen of Chicago. THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 3, 1923.NOVICE TRACK MEETIS SET FOR JUNE 6AND 8; GIVE MEDALSCoach Hoffer In Charge ofFourth AnnualCompetitionThe fourth annual novice trackmeet will be held June 6 and 8, ac¬cording to Coach D. L. Hoffer, who isin charge of the event. Gold, silver,and bronze medals are to be awardedthe winners in each of the elevenevents open in the meet. The fratern¬ity scoring the highest number ofpoints in the finals will receive a lov¬ing cup.Preliminaries June 6Preliminaries and semi-finals willbe run off June 6 at 3:30. The finalswill take place June 8 at the samehour. The meet is purely a noviceaffair.“All undergraduate men who havenever scored points in a track meetare eligible to compete,” says CoachHoffer. “Men that have placed in anymeet, and this includes high school,playground, or collegiate meets, willbe ineligible.”The races will be the 100 yard dash,100 yard low hurdles, the 440, the 880,and the mile. The field events arethe high jump, the broad jump, thepole vault, the shot put, the discussthrow, and the javelin event.Phi Delta Upsilon PledgesPhi Delta Upsilon announces thepledging of Margaret Walker andDorothy Denton of Chicago.How Much TimeDo You Waste ?Sharpening wood pen¬cils means loss of timeand effort.Ingersoll^PencilEnds all pencil sharpen¬ing—Costs less to use thanwood pencils.Uses double length leads,each equal to a seven inchwood pencil in writingservice. Guaranteed not toclog at the point.The FEATHERWEIGHT-shown here—of light weightAluminum 50c. RolledSilver, $1.00.See this nnd the other Inger¬soll models at your station¬ery or co-operative store.Ingersoll Redipoint Co., In«.Wm. H. Ingersoll, Pres.461 Fourth Ave., Now York CityThey will addtaste to yourdesserts.Ask theWnlUir P-tnii'"For tasty food a±reasonable prices—The PARKSIDETEA ROOM5558 Ellis Ave. NewMusicNOW OH SALEHere is a new idea: Instead ot re¬leasing new music only once amonth, Brunswick releases some¬thing new every day. So yon canget the new selections every week—or every day —r without waitingHere are some of the latest. Hearthem at any Brunswick dealer’s.Brunswick Records are the world'sdearest reproductions. Play on anyphonograph.cingCarl Fenian’s OrchestraNo. 2375Starlight Day—Fox TrotOnly Jiint Su|»|»o*e—Fox TrotReplete with the unu.-.l orig¬inal and brilliant Fentonvariations.InstrumentalCapitol Grand OrchestraErno Rupee, ConductorNo. 2368In a Monastery Garden(ICetelbey)Concert OrchestraCavalleria linstieura—Intermezzo (Mascagni)The ever popular Mascagniintermezzo, as arranged byRapefi, Is a new delight formusic lovers.Joseph E. Smith andHis OrchestraNo. 20009Medley of Irish Waltzes —No. 1 — “Little Bit ofHeaven’’ — “Where theRiver Shannon Flows” —"My Wild Irish Rose”Medley of Irish Waltzes —No. 2 — "Come Buck toErin”—“Believe Me If AllThose Endearing YoungCharms” — "Low Back'dCar” — “Cruiskeen Lawn”—“Wearin’ o’ the Green”Diamond sparkles of melody.Star dust from the musicalliterature of the EmeraldIsle.SongsMargaret Young(Singing Comedienne)No. 2371Whoa, Tillle, Take YonrTimeDon’t Think You’ll BeMissedVaudeville’s reigning favor¬ite singer of topical songs ather charming best.Treat Your FriendstoAfternoon TeaatThe Shantywhere you will find a variety of sal¬ads, sandwiches and other dainties toplease the most fastidious appetite.Have you had one of our Butter¬scotch or Lemon Cream Pies ?Come over today and try one.The Shanty Eat Shop1309 East 57th StreetTeresa Dolan DancingAcademy63rd & Stony Island. Hyde Park 3080Beginners Classes Monday andWednesday Eve. Terms 12 lessons$5.00. Single lessons 76 cents. Pri¬vate lessons by appointment. In College and Outof Collegeyou need aRemingtonPortableIn college for your themes, papers, lettersand lecture notes.Out of college for all your personalwriting.This machine will be your friend for life,making your work easier, making your timego further.Remember—it is the most complete of allportable typewriters — Standard Keyboard,with four rows of keys and noshifting for figures.Also the most compact—fits incase only 4 inches high. Price,complete with case, $60.U NIVE US IT V BOOK ST() R E5892 Ellis Av ChicagoREMINGTON 1 V PE WRITER CO.Inc.229 Sou:h Spite Si. ’ ?i;<Paragon Ribbons for Remington Portable Typewriters5oc each—$5 a dozenThree Tears for a StartJOHN HANCOCK experience shows thatif you sell life insurance for three years youwill continue for your entire active busi¬ness life.Why? Because you will find it the mostpleasant and remunerative business you canchoose. It is constructive work, it producesself-reliance and independence and atfords thegreatest satisfaction in every way. To be aJohn Hancock representative in your com¬munity is to stand for the best there is.Before making any decision regarding yourcareer write the “Agency Department.”Life Insurance Companyof Boston. MassachusettsLargest Fiduciary Institution in New England■ ■■HRilXSIlS&HBBBaaiHTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 3, 1923. Page Thr«ZiOhhtlCIf The Phoenix gets away with it—EAST AND WEST“BRAKE! BRAKE! BRAKE!”“Low, high, reverse!”He was teaching her the artOf driving his tin lizzieWithout effort on her part.“Brake, brake, brake.”He shouted in her earWhile the car was going down agradeAnd the sea looked very near.“Break! break! break!”She repeated dreamilyAnd the car rolled over the edge“On the cold grey stones, oh sea.”—Daily Californian.PEUT-ETREOne sees her dancing at the Pi’om,Petite, or merely pretty;Perhaps she comes from Washington,Perhaps from New York City.Perhaps she is a working girl,Perhaps she teaches dances,Perhaps she’s just a mere stenog,Perhaps she writes romances,Perhaps she is a debutante,Now in her seventh season:I’m sure she seems quite popular—Perhaps there is a reason!—Princeton Tiger.CONTEMPORARY COMMENTMEN I DON’T LIKE2. THE “DEVLISH SORT”By A Co-edHe usually starts out the eveningwith a remark of this sort: “I’d be adancing fool tonight if I had just onedrink.” Or perhaps he has alreadyhad one. Then he crunches mintsclose to my ear when we dance, andhis fraternity brothers grin at him aswe pass them, and make impressivelybrilliant remarks about perhaps wewould like to sell the dance hall.He tells me that he hasn’t beenreally drunk since New Year’s Eve,but, oh, man, that was a real party!One night last week and the kindredsouls of his brotherhood got up froma poker game just in time to go totheir eight o’clocks. That was a greatgame for him! He has poor old Fate’scheck for fifteen bucks in his pocketright now. And it sure is going tocome in handy! It costs money nowa¬days to show a girl a good time—for¬mats and Jefferson dinners—and evenyour own bootlegger puts it over onyou these days. Lord! You can’t geta quart of the real stuff now for lessthan twelve dollars. And even thebest would almost put a horse underthe sod.Oh, no, he doesn’t bore me verymuch!—Daily Iowan.She sat on the steps in the eventideEnjoying the balmy air;He came and asked could he sit byher sideAnd she gave him a vacant stair.—Boston Beanpot.Isn’t it funny,But everybody knows,The better the shape,The fewer the clothes.The prettier face,The more the rouge.The cheaper the price,The worse the booze.The lower the lights,The greater the fun.The faster cops chase,The harder you run.The more you study,The less you know.This verse is punkSo let’s say “whoa.”—New York Medley.Why can’t——Dopey.Alpha Sigs Pledge TwoAlpha Sigma Phi announces thepledging of Byron Hemphill, of Rens¬selaer, Ind., and Charles McNeil, ofMaywood, Ill. ‘JINKS' BRYANand his Orchestraare being booked byTHEFISK ORCHESTRAS715 First National Bank BuildingDearborn 2436-7Chicago, IllinoismmiNational Bank of Woodlawn63rd Street—Just West of KenwoodA Complete Banking ServiceSAVING ACCOUNTSCHECKING ACCOUNTSSAFE DEPOSIT VAULTSINVESTMENT SECURITIESAll Departments Open For Business SaturdayEvenings, 6:30 to 8:30Just What You Like To GetA clean sanitary treatment of thehair and scalp. When you want a haircut you want a snappy one. We aresure you will like the work atSTEVE’S BARBER SHOP1440 E. 57th St. Near BlackstoneHere is your Grill! Fourin one—Broils, Fries, Boils, andToasts.Breakfast Tray Included. Discounts of 10% to allStudents!A miniature cook-stove. Broil bacon,boil coffee, make toast—at one andthe sam etime.For further information telephoneMidway 0439or send postal for demonstration ap¬pointment.MISS MARY BLANCHE SABIN1321 East 55th StreetLamps, curlers, heating-pads, electric irons, laundry equipment etc. p|gHHBnBHiHBBflBBHS8SSBBI8l8HI8l!98D9HI8HStyHHBI8I8Q08HI8I8l8I818BI98BI8IB) HBiaThe Roselma Tea Shop6331 Kimbark AvenueHome-Cooked Dinner—Evenings, 85c; Sundays, $1.00Luncheon, 11 to 2—40c and 60cAlso a la CarteReservations for Sorority or Fraternity DinnersTelephone Hyde Park 2973 fa ON LAKE MICHIGANBissonm •■(m wR . .Ctnsfder theSUN ROOM ;>for priimte parties For Spring Teasand DancesYou will want to make reservationnow for the Sisson ball-room. Collegeaffairs are scheduled already for manySpring dates. The reason the Sissonis popular is due to its “atmosphere.”It happens to be the place to go! Ofcourse you may consider the ball-roomoverlooking the Lake, the proximity ofthe Sisson, the Sisson Society Synco-pators, the Sisson cuisine, the cordialSisson hospitality. But the facts are,everybody likes the Sisson. Give yourSpring party there!For arrangements, call Fairfax 1000Sisson Dinner Dances Every Wednes¬day and Saturday $1.50 Per PlateLake Michigan at Fifty-Third StreetYards 0444 Boulevard 9264ICE CREAMSUNDAEwith fruit center is deliciousGat it at the U. of C. BOOKSTOREf~ ~ ~— . 1 1 w ====>:Gifts that grow!Triwood Flower Shop1527 E. 63rd Street—Near Harper AvenueAs Near As Your PhoneHyde Park 5562Say it with flowersSALESMENI o sell Abbott Coin Counting Machines to Banks andothers. No samples necessary. Quick seller. Liberalcommission.ABBOTT COIN COUNTER COMPANY143 rd St. and Wales Avenue New York CityPage hour THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 3, 1923.COLLEGE LIFEEvanston, 111.—Men at Northwest¬ern University have agreed to jointhe women at that institution in ob¬serving three dateless nights eachweek, according to an announcementmade at the university.New Haven, Conn.—Seniors at YaleUniversity prefer a Phi Beta Kappakey to the “Y” according to a votetaken in the Senior class. The classis opposed to all kinds of chapel, thevote shows. Among the choices ofsome of the seniors are the following:Favourite character in history: Cleo¬patra; favourite poem: Casey at theBat!; biggest figure today: Volstead.Yale’s greatest need, in the opinionof the majority is more football vic¬tories.Madison, Wis.—When the lights inthe library at the University of Wis¬consin were turned out preparatoryto closing, it was expected that every¬one would leave. The lights came onagain and it was found that fourteenmore couples had come in.Palo Alto, Calif.—Relics includingancient coins and jewelry worth $100,-000 were stolen from the MemorialMuseum of Stanford University lastSaturday. The theft was discoveredSunday when the museum was opened.Hat Sale To BeHeld In LexingtonIn order to help finance the musicschool of the University of Chicagosettlement a hat sale is to be held onFriday and Saturday of May 4 and 5.in Lexington hall. Preparations havebeen made for the sale for threemonths and a line of new models hasbeen promised. The prices range fromthree to five dollars.Mrs. Chester Wright, who is incharge of both the music school andthe hat sale, has said that some of thepupils were very good. The fifty centsa lesson which is charged does notnear cover the expenses of good teach¬ing and some other method of rais¬ing money must be used. Mrs. Wrightis anxious to be able to continue themusical training which the Settlementhas offered heretofore.OFFER ENTERTAINMENTAT COMMERCE DINNERTwo specialty stunts by members ofthe faculty and other acts by campusC. & A. celebrities will entertain theCommerce club at the fifth annualbanquet, to be given Friday, May 25,at 6:30 in Hutchinson cafe. New of¬ficers of the club will be installed atthis time.After the dinner William’s five-piece orchestra will hold forth on thethird floor of the Reynolds club andprovide jazz tunes for dancing untiltwelve. The committee chairmen areArthur Goldberg, entertainment;George Deal, publ'city; and NanineSteele, decorations.SEE EUROPEthis summer. Young Men’s Groupfor university students and young menfrom 18 to 24 years; opportunity tosee Europe thoroughly with congenialcompanions of your own age; person¬ally conducted tour; capable leader¬ship; moderate cost. Write for de¬scriptive folder.NEVILLE S. BULLITT204 Keller Bldg. Louisville, Ky.COWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats,Caps and NeckwearBilliardsCigars, Cigarettes, PipesS. E. Cor. 33th and Ellis Ave.THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREClgartttes Fountain ServingCor. Rllia Art. and i6th 8t., adjacanto Frolic Thoatro. 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