MAROON RUNNERSPLACE IN EVENTSAT PENN RELAYSMacFarlane Stars In Fast HalfMile Race; Maroons Pre¬vent Walk-awayI’YOTT LEADS FOUR MAN TEAMPlacing in three races, the mile,half mile and quarter mile relays, thefive representatives of the Maroontrack team successfully took honorsfor the University at the big Penn re¬lays Saturday. Under the leadershipof Jim Pyott, Brickman, Jones, Mac¬Farlane and Bates made up a teamand competed in the three events.Although western athlets did wellin the individual events, the Maroonswere the only outstanding performersfrom this section of the country, plac¬ing in each of the races entered. Theydid much to prevent an eastern walk¬away in these events.MacFarlane Runs FinishThe performance of MacFarlane inthe half mile relay race was the brightspot on the Maroon record. Runninglast, with a large lead to overcome,he set a record pace and crossed thetape a few inches behind the Lafay¬ette runner. Soon after the start ofhis lap he uas crowded and the lossof pace was all that kept him fromtaking a first place.After a hot race the Maroons tookthird in the quarter mile event. Thefinish was by inches and the time ex¬ceptionally good. Illinois broke theworld’s record in this race at Drake,covering the distance in :42 3-5.West Shows SuperiorityComparing the performance of con¬testants at both the Penn and Drakerelays, it is evident that western ath¬letes made a better showing than themen representing the east. Out oftwelve events held in common, thewest excelled in ten.EX-WHISTLER WRITESON BROADCASTING OF“FILMING OF FRIARS”Stars Leave Mandel Hall AsCurtain Falls On .FinaleBy Robert .1. Stanton, Ex ’23(Former Whistle conductor.)In the past the beneficial activitiesof ether have been confined to the sub¬dued sanctum of the white enamelledrooms of hospitals. Toaay, due to thestupendous increase in grey matter ofman, modern science has, through themedium of intricacies of improvedlaboratories and a much discussedamendment, found two new uses forthis chemical substance, viz: to putthe wallop in near beverages and tocarry music, speeches, market, news,sport, and financial reports and in thenear future the musical compositionsof Blackfriars and prospective samefrom KYW to listeners in.KYW is one of the four radiophonebroadcasting stations operated by theWestinghouse Elec. & Mfg. Co., andis one of the best known sending sta¬tions in the United States. The prin¬cipal factor in this extensive acquaint¬ance is the Friday midnight revuobroadcast from 10 p. m. to 1 a. m.,featuring stage stars of renown, voiceand facial superiority. Because thereis practically no interference fromother sending stations at this late orearly hour as the case may be, thesemidnight performances have beenheard in every state of the Union andin all the provinces of Canada, not tomention ships at sea and Cuba, theland of cigars and damp climate.As you probably know, there is acertain time in the annual history ofcampus life when a percent (aboutone and a half) of the male popula¬tion of the University shave theirfaces and practice locomotion in highheels, all of which is spring trainingfor the approaching Blackfriar’s pro¬duction.(Continued on page 3) S. A. E. DESCENDS ONCHAPTER HOUSE HEREComes From Out of the Sky to VisitBoys at ChicagoAfter barely missing the power¬house smokestack with his airplane,after trying in vain to continue hisflight with no water in his radiator,“Red” Smith, aviator and formerstudent in the University, landedright in front of his own fraternityhouse.There was a roar in the Midwaynear Ellis ave. at 6:15 Sunday night,and the S. A. E.’s opened the frontdoor to welcome Brother Smith. Aft¬er ploughing their way through thecrowd of Sunday evening boulevard-iers, “Red” and his pilot, who is alsoan S. A. E., partook of refreshmentat “the house.”With characteristic hospitality, theS. A. E.’s offered their distressedbrother all the water his thirsty ma¬chine needed, and he continued hisflight undaunted.ANNOUNCE TENTATIVEREGISTRATION DATESFOR ALL NEXT YEARBeginning Monday StudentsConfer VI ith Deans ByAppointmentTentative registration for the Sum¬mer quarter and the 1923-24 collegeyear will begin Monday, May 7, in thenew offices of the Colleges of Arts,Literature, and Science in Cobb 3B.Appointments must be made with thesecretaries in order to see the Deans.These appointments are for five min¬utes. Time schedules are to be is¬sued by Friday, May 4.Students with more than twenty-seven majors at the end of the Springquarter are to register May 7-11.Those with eighteen majors or morewill register May 14-18. Studentswith nine majors will register tenta¬tively May 21-25. All students withless than nine majors are to registerMay 28 to June 1. The final registra¬tion for the Summer quarter this yearwill be June 4-8.Pamphlets on “How to Register”may be obtained at the Informationoffice. Students should confer withtheir respective Deans in choosing theprincipal and secondary sequence. Thestudent should file a copy of his selec¬tion in the Dean’s office. Appoint¬ment books will be found in Cobb 3B.It is necessary to make the appoint¬ment before the student may see theDean.Christian Scientists MeetChristian Science society will holdits annual business meeting today at7:30 in the Haskell Assembly room.All members have been requested tocome.Tekes Announce PledgingTau Kappa Epsilon announces thepledging of Edward Schabinger ofWashington, Ill.Achoth Pledges ThreeAchoth club announces the pledgingof Esther Philley of Valparaiso, Ind.,Estelle Sharf of New Albany, Ind.,and Inez Keever of Parker, Ind.FRIAR SEATS LEFTA number of good balcony seats forthe first night of “The Filming ofFriars” have been returned by theirpurchasers. They will be put on salefor the general public today. 0. P. HEGGIE TOLECTURE TODAYIN HARPER M12May Discuss Position of ActorAs Member ofUnionWAS IN FIRST “JUSTICE” CASTO. P. Heggie, noted English actorand at present starring in “Peter andPaula” at the Playhouse, will speakat 4:30 today in Harper Assemblyhall under the auspices of The DailyMaroon. While Mr. Heggie has with¬held the topic of his discussion, he in¬timated that he would touch on theposition of the actor as a member ofthe union.Mr. Heggie has been closely asso¬ciated with John Galsworthy, havingbeen one of the original cast of “Jus¬tice.” He has made a study of thatauthor and his works at first handand will in all probabilities refer tohis associations with the Englishplaywright in his talk today.When asked why he would not an¬nounce the subject of his talk, Mr.Heggie replied: “You can never tellwhat an actor will talk about; I pre¬fer to withhold the announcement ofmy subject until I get out to the cam¬pus.”Mr. Heggie’s versatility has broughthim to this city in many roles. Hewas seen here last year in “Happy-Go-Lucky.” His present role in theMolnar comedy is that of Peter, aBudapest haberdasher, whose hopelessaltruism almost brings about hisdownfall. His characterizationthroughout the production is a vividportrayal of emotions.Following his talk Mr. Heggie willanswer questions with regard to thesubject of his talk or any phase ofthe stage with which he is familiar.He will be particularly interested inadvising theatrical aspirants in theirindividual problems involving thestage.SENIOR CLASS NETS$175 IN FIRST WEEKOF DUES CAMPAIGNTo Spend Dues For Gift OnSubscription to AlumniMagazineAt the end of its first week theSenior Finance drive has netted $175,it was reported yesterday by EgilKrogh, treasurer. Four dollars of the$5.50 which constitutes the individualdues will be used on the class gift;one dollar will go for a year’s sub¬scription to The University of ChicagoMagazine; and 50 cents will be appliedfor the costumes for the class day ex¬ercises.Seniors have been requested to paytheir dues within the next two weeks.The following seniors have been ap¬pointed to receive payments: AlphaHarper, Livingston Hall, Mary Hess,Helen Shell, Logan Fulrath, RuthBowers, Ann Protheroe, Alice Larson,Maurice Cope, Mildred Taylor, SigneWennerblad, Ruth Seymour, ElizabethWallace, Russell Baker, Alma Cram¬er, Charlotte Atkinson, DorothyClarke, Charlotte Montgomery.Announce Course OnIndividual DelinquentThe School of Social Service Ad¬ministration offers a half major courseon the Individual Delinquent under Dr.William Healy, Director of the JudgeBaker Foundation of Boston, the lat¬ter part of the Spring quarter.The course is open to students withtwenty-seven majors. Lectures willbe given in eleven two-hour eveningsessions between May 28 and June 12.However the class will meet for or¬ganization with Mr. Young on May 8at 4:30 in Cobb 8B. Students mayregister any time up to May 8 in theoffice of the Commerce and Adminis¬tration Building. SENIORS PLAN FROLICFOR TOMORROW NIGHTProf. .1. Weber Linn to Speak to ClassIn Ida Noyes ParlorsThe first Senior frolic of the Springquarter will be held tomorrow from7 to 8:30 in Ida Noyes hall. Underthe direction of Signe Wennerblad andArthur White, the seniors have beeninvited to gather for a social programwhich will include a talk by Prof.James Weber Linn.Members of the Senior class willact as entertainers during the eve¬ning, and have promised an interest¬ing program. Punch and refresh¬ments will be served. A businessmeeting of the Senior class has beencalled for next Friday at 4 in Harper1 when plans for the Senior dinnerparty, as the next event on the pro¬gram will be arranged.FISKE PRIZE GOESTO BERTHA JAMESFOR SECOND TIMEWinner of Poetry Contest LastYear Writes “JapanesePrints”For the second consecutive timeBertha Ten Eycke James yesterdayreceived the John Billings Fiske Poet¬ry prize. Miss James is a junior inthe University.The Committee of Award consistedof Llewelyn Jones, literary critic;Robert Frost of the University ofMichigan, poet; and Prof. John M.Manly of the Department of English.Poem Entitled “Japanese Prints”Miss James’ winning contribution isa cycle of poems entitled “JapanesePrints.” Last year she won the prizewith the cycle, “Through the Year.”Miss James is a daughter of Prof.George F. James, former Dean of theCollege of Education of the Univers¬ity of Minnesota, and a niece of Presi¬dent Edmund J. James, former Pres¬ident of the University of Illinois.Following is an extract from MissJames’ poem:THE NIGHT STREETSThe night streets are deep, long can¬ons and the shops are caves;In some of the caves are gnomes andfairies,And in some are pirates and robbers;Their swords and daggers flash fromway back in the caves,The lights along the streets are tiredlittle stars come down to rest.Cast Announced forGrey’s “Old Mack”Dixie Davis, Irwin Fischer, CharlesClifford, and Fred Handschy were castfor parts in “Old Mack,” a play ofFlorida by Lennox Grey, as a resultof tryouts held last week. The playis one of three original one-act playsto be presented by the Dramatic as¬sociation May 10 in Reynold’s theater.The play is based upon actual hap¬penings in the life of frontier Flor¬ida. Dixie Davis takes the part ofRuth Mack, the daughter of a recluse.Irwin Fischer takes the part of therecluse, Charles Clifford, that of JohnHull, a voyager, and Fred Handschy,that of a negro boy, Sam.The cast is asked to report todayat 4 in Ida Noyes theater.Geneva Club MeetsGeneva club will meet tomorrow at3:30 in the Y. W. C. A. room of IdaNoyes hall. All women who have at¬tended the Y. W. C. A. Geneva con¬ference have been asked to be pres¬ent.Prof. Lyons In Y TalkProf. L. S. Lyons of the School ofCommerce and Administration willspeak at the Y. M. C. A. meeting formen today at 12 in the Y. M. C. A.rooms in Ellis hall. His subject is“Opportunities for a Life Work in theBusiness World.” QUADRANGLE FETETO BE GIVEN FORSIX PERFORMANCESAnnual Bazaar For FriarsShow Under “Y”AuspicesAMICK AM) MACLAY IN CHARGEArctic Sweethearts, candy, sand¬wiches, flowers and pop, which arebeing solicited by the managers ofthe Quadrangle Fete, will be sold dur¬ing the intermissions of the six Black¬friars performances of the next twoweek-ends.The Quadrangle Fete, which is be¬ing put on by the Y. W. and the Y. M.C. A., will be managed, for the firstthree performances of Blackfriars, bythe women, and for the last three, bythe men. Josephine Maclay, for thewomen, and Howard Amick, for themen, have been appointed generalmanagers and promise several inno¬vations to add zest to the Fete.Booths for the ClassesBooths, one for each of the fourclasses, decorated in class colors, willbe placed at the four corners of thecourt, as planned by William Edson,who is in charge of constructing thebooths. Ruth Seymour, manager ofthe Senior booth promises “artic”decorations to carry out the idea ofthe Artic sweethearts, which withcandy, will be sold there.Frappe and homemade candy willform the attraction of the Juniorbooth, being arranged and decoratedby Helen Teiken. The Sophomorebooth has been placed in the chargeof Elizabeth Barrett, who has plan¬ned decorations of yellow crepe paper,streamers and flowers. Eskimo piesand sandwiches wfill be sold at thisbooth.Constance Lloyd, in charge of thefreshman booth, says that decorationswill consist of green crepe paper andballoons and that this booth will sellpop and flowers. The men to be incharge of the booths for the last threenights will be appointed later by Clar¬ence Elliott.OVven Nesbit and Josephine Maclayare in charge of the food. Sand¬wiches are being contributed by thefraternities and flowers are being do¬nated by florists in Hyde Park, Wood-lawn and Kenwood. Josephine Mac-lay has said that contributions of can-would be greatly appreciated andshould be left in the Reynolds clubby 6 either Friday or Saturday.Jeanne Birkhoff and Carl Clippeng-er are in charge of the ticket boothsfor the performances and will appointtheir assistants. The men have of¬fered to appoint a corps of eightbarkers, two for each booth, to serveduring the first three performances.(Continued on page 2)GLEE CLUB DOUBLEQUARTETTE TO SINGIN FRIARS NUMBERSA double quartet from the Glee clubwill be used in several selections inthe first “reel” of this year’s Black¬friar’s performance, the “Filming ofFriars.”At the beginning of the openingscene, “The Fairy Forest,” male voiceswill faintly be heard singing “A CairoHoneymoon” composed by KnowlesRobbins as the curtain raises reveal¬ing the two lovers silhouetted againstthe moon. It is planned to have thequartet sing behind the scene but pos¬sibly the plans may later be changedso that they would sing on the stage.Later in the first act the double quar¬tet will likely sing “Maid of theMoon” composed by Leslie River.The double quartet which is madeup entirely of Glee Club members con¬sists of: 1st Tenors, Jar|es M. White,John P. Rogge; 2nd Tenors, IrvingThunander, Edwin Kuebler; Baritones,Ralph N. Larson, George E. Troup;2nd Basses, Robert S. Cambell, ArnoldC. Sundell.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY I, 1923.9tfr Daily iflanumTh* Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished inorniiii,’8, except Saturday, Sun¬day and Monday during' the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DallyMaroon Company.Entered as second class mall at the Chi¬cago I Wi office, Chicago, Illinois, MarchIS, 1906, under the act of Murch 3, 1873.Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis 14h«mb« *fTh« Western Conference Press AssociationFOLLOW-UP ON T1IE CLUBThe Daily Maroon did not run theseries of articles upon the Reynoldsclub to give the editor exercise, norto help fill the paper. It feels thatthe club is in need of a change, and itis going to make a great effort tohave that change effected before theend of the present quarter.Unfortunately the Maroon cannottake the initiative in any concretesense. It can only suggest. Actionrests in the hands of the club’s execu¬tive council and the faculty advisers.The problem now is to get these mento take an active interest in the mat¬ter. We know that they are anxiousto do what they can to make the clubwhat it should be. But we are afraidthat they will be hampered by lack¬ing knowledge of what the men of theUniversity would most like to seedone. That this may not be true TheDaily Maroon asks that some sincereexpressions be sent to it for publica¬tion. If only the men who have talk¬ed to us concerning the problem willput their ideas into concise form theclub will profit. For this much iscertain, a change of some kind mustbe made; one satisfactory to a ma¬jority of the undergraduate menwould be most practicable.The council will be consideringprobable methods of reorganizationwithin the next few weeks, and wehope that it will keep the campus in¬formed of its progress. Somethingdefinite should be accomplished by theend of May. We think it not unrea¬sonable for the men of the Universityto expect a report of some kind atthat time, or sooner.The Gargoyles ScoreA Review of “Pepita” and“The Dark Lady”(By Robert Poliak) Gargoyles contributing. The latter(the haircut aside) as well as theformer were all but perfect, LucilleHoerr, badly hampered by an ungain¬ly ballet skirt, gave her usual skilfuland intelligent performance. Kerr,as her lover, showed a commendablereticence in a rather prosaic part.Elizabeth Elson qualifies for thecrown of the famous Melvina. Shemade a great hit with the audience asa Spanish slavey. Will Ghere, whojumped into the part of Nicasio ononly three day’s notice, contributedanother professional characterizationas the ne’er-do-well father of Pepita.Finished character bits were playedby Sarah Phillipson, Alex Elson, andDoyle Snyder.In retrospect it would seem that theGargoyles scored a triumph more inspite of M. Quintero than because ofhim. All the preliminary blowing oftrumpets over the dramatic signific¬ance and charm of the play seem un¬warranted. The situation describes aSpanish girl, made famous over nightas a musical comedy star and drag¬ging down a weekly stipend sufficientto support the idle members of herfamily, confronted by the demand ofher lover that she leave the wickedenvironment of the stage and “comeaway so that he can work for her. Hedoesn’t like her to be an entertainer.“The people laugh at her.” Thisstrikes me as being a singularly quix¬otic thesis. The hero’s notions of eco¬nomy and art seem so vague and Pep¬ita such a clever girl.Shaw’s “The Dark Lady of the Son¬nets,” a one act play that is worthmore than a score of some of theFrank Shay-Pierre Loving genre, wasgiven a performance that transcendedthe Coach house production. The stun¬ning Marie Adels was an effective“Queen Elizabeth” and Mari Bachrachan acceptable “Dark Lady.” PerryMiller did a good piece of acting, butI am not sure it was his fault. Hisis a queer case of over-flamboyancyin stage business that, if tempered,will leave him an actor of no meanpromise. His tendency now is to theromantic, the swordwaving role. Andthis is just the kind he should notplay. The part of “Shakespeare” in“The Dark Lady of the Sonnets” is acombination of sword waving and amore difficult nuance. When the timecame to wave the sword Perry Millerwaved it. When the time came to besubtle it was Mr. Shaw. SometimesPerry interfered with him.QUADRANGLE FETE TO BEGIVEN FOR SIX PERFORMANCES(Continued from page 1)It is unfortunate that the completeartistic comprehension of a drama canbe marred by some trivial incidentwhich is all out of proportion withthe actual aesthetic merits of thepiece. For this reason I took awayfrom the Gargoyles production of“Pepita,” a two act play by one of theQuintero brothers, a stronger impres¬sion of Billy Kerr’s haircut than any¬thing else. Admitted that the dis- jcrepancy between this gentleman’s |sleek blond coiffure and the conven-1tionally defiant Spanish curls is great, jIt is nevertheless not an important jenough detail to warrant its coloring |my whole evening in Mandel hall. Yetit did.Perhaps, however, it gave just theneeded whimsical touch. It was awhimsical evening. Shaw and the George Hartman and James Creagerwill form the nucleus of these bark¬ers, the others of whom are to be ap¬pointed later.>7§j&- . ...r ' Ball! ^Spalding athletic goodsare Official andSlundurd211 So. State St.Gifts that grow!Triwood Flower Shop1527 E. 63rd Street—Near Harper AvenueAs Near As Your PhoneHyde Park 5562Say it with flowersYards 0444 Boulevard 9264ICE CREAMSUNDAEwith fruit center is deliciousG«t it >t th» U. of C. BOOKSTORE FOUR QUALIFY FORVARSITY POSITIONSAT GOLF TRY-OUTSWindette, Miller, Homan andSchendorf LeadFieldIn yesterday’s tryouts for the Vars¬ity golf team, “Chuck” Windette ledthe field of qualifiers with a 71. Fol¬kwing Windette was C. Homan witha 76, Sol Miller with a 78 14.! H.Schendorf with an 81. These menwere the only ones of a large field ofcandidates who were able to surviveyesterday’s qualifying round.All other contestants who did notplay in yesterday’s round will get achance to qualify this afternoon at 2o’clock on the Jackson Park course.The regular Varsity golf team will bepicked from the list of qualifiers andtomorrow will be led by CaptainGeorge Hartman in the first match ofthe year against the Armour Techgolfers.ALUMNAE IS VICTORIN CLOSE CONTESTWITH HONOR TEAMEvents Marked By Close Com¬petition ; GertrudeWatt StaisAlumnae swimming team defeatedthe Honor college team by a score of45 to 41 in the meet held Thursday in the pool of Ida Noyes hall.Gertrude Crawshaw Watt, a lastyear’s star, was the main individualpoint winner, taking first place in the20-yard dash and the crawl for form,second in the trudgeon for form, andswimming the crawl in the winningteam in the medley relay. Nellie Gor-gas captured first place in the 40-yarddash by a narrow margin, and madesecond in the crawl for form.Diving was won by Ellen Le Count,Honor team, with Lucile Havelicktaking second place. Ellen Le Countalso made first in side-stroke for form.The plunge for distance was closelycontested, Lucile Havelick and LucyNeill trying for first with 48 feet, andCatharine Hawson making third with47 1-2 feet, Julia Rhodus won the 20-yard backstroke and the trudgeon forform.The medley relay was won by theAlumnae, Alice Hull, Nellie Gorgas,Lucile Havelick, and Gertrude Craw¬shaw Watt swimming side, breast,trudgeon, and crawl, respectively. Op¬posing them in the relay were Cath¬arine Rawson, Mary Conley, Ellen LeCount, and Elizabeth Hull.Phi Beta Delta PledgesPhi Beta Delta announces thepledging of Laurance Sack of Chicago. COLLEGE LIFEColumbus, Ohio. Figures compiledby Ohio State University show thatthe University of Chicago led all otherBig Ten schools in receipts from thisseason’s football games. The totalwas $212,852.93. Michigan in secondplace reported $181,605.93.Columbia, S. C. Fraternities atColumbia College have entered into anagreement whereby they will notpledge any man until the first Wednes¬day following the official opening ofthe college.LaFayette, Ind. The following clas¬sified ad appeared in the Purdue Ex¬ponent:WANTED—Young man desirespartner for Junior Prom. Must be goodlooking and able to dance. This is aserious proposition. Applicants ad¬dress Box X, West Lafayette.Teresa Dolan DancingAcademy63rd & Stony Island. Hyde Park 3080Beginners Classes Monday andWednesday Eve. Terms 12 lessons$5.00. Single lessons 75 cents. Pri¬vate lessons by appointment.SALESMENTo sell Abbott Coin Counting Machines to Banks andothers. No samples necessary. Quick seller. Liberalcommission.ABBOTT COIN COUNTER COMPANY113 rd St. and Wales Avenue New York Cityy \Published inthe interest of Elec¬trical Development byan Institution that willbe helped by what¬ever helps theIndustry. Wanted—men to find the answerTHIS is written to the man who loves to seek theunknown quantity. He is the kind of htbora-tory worker who ventures into untried fields of ex¬periment, rather than the man who tests materials.Industry has need of both types, but of theformer there is a more pressing demand.College men may have been discouraged frompursuing pure research. In this highly practicalage it may seem there is little room for workwhich does not have an immediate dollars andcents application. But such is not the ease.The pure research man is the pathfinder. With'out him our fountain of knowledge would dry up.His findings in themselves may be uncommercial,but they establish a field for others to developVolta worked out the crude voltaic pile—unimportant until other men improved and appliedit. And so with Papin in the field of steam, orLavoisier in chemistry.Men of the inquiring slant of mind, stick to yourlast. In post graduate study, on the faculty, in t helaboratory of some industrial organization, therewill always be an “X” to baffle other men and callfor the keenest thought of you blazers of the trail.Astern ElectricSince 1X61) makers and distributors qf electrical equipmentNumber 29 of a series /( Mil DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY I, 1923 Page ThreeAPOLOGIAWhen the ribbon is a-kicking on myRemington machine,When the winds of spring are blow¬ing through the door,When the editors are grumpy andcontributions bumpy,Can you blame me if the Whistle isa bore?—Speranza.ONE THING WRITING THIS ISN’TCOMPLAINT DEPARTMENTDear Dopey:The difference between the Line andthe Whistle is that people weep overthe former and sleep over the latter.—Omaromar.AT ANY RATE, if we don’t keepyou a Wake it’s not our fault. Yelp!Yelp!A TRICOLETTo One Named Eiti^nneI like your name passing well—It smacks of senescent romance.It seems to weave sweet spell—I like your name passing well—It sparkles, as clear as a bell,A-putting my mind in a trance.I like your name passing well,It smacks of senescent romance.—Donnie.DEDICATION DEPARTMENTDear Dopey:A good name for the Whistle wouldbe that of Marion Rolfe. Her chiefreason for fame is her beautiful hair,her fun-loving personality and thefact that she was a Maroon reporterfor a while and a darned good one atthat.Yours till the last toot,—Ruthie.Let’s see. That makes about five wo¬men who have been crowned, and oneWhistler who has not yet been crown¬ed by a single fiancee or beloved onetied to a crownee.HEIIIND THE SCENES WITHDOPEYBeing Our Weakly Column of Moreor Less Dramatic IntelligenceWe have been asked to play theswarthy Ethiope in Meyer Levin’s or¬iginal one-act play to be staged forthe benefit of the Gurggles on Thurs¬day. We have declined.* * *O. P. Ileggie, of “Peter and Paula,”speaks under the auspices of theWhistle in Harper assembly room to¬day. (adv.)WE SUPPOSE S. Y. T. MEANSSAVE YOUR TRANSFERSDear Dopey:Wuz in Harper today and heard oneS. Y. T. say to the other S. Y. T.—Who is this Nellie Blank?Second S. Y. T.—She has a marcel—First same—And is she dumb?2d same—Yes.1st ditto—Now I know.—Lialot.SPECIAL CORRESPONDENCEfrom The Ham What Am informs usthat the potentate who presides overthe conversational conduct of Harperreading room believes his job is se¬cure as long as John Barry is in resi¬dence, notwithstanding the weather.Surely life is eminently worth livingnow.MILLIEA Novel by Vanzie(synopsis of pervious chapters)Bob had turned on the victrola.(now go on with the story)III.Bob turned off the victrola.Finis.Uncle Larry wants to know why theMitchell chimes are ringing.ANS.—Because they can’t Whistle.—Dopey. START MOUSTACHECARNIVAL AT NOONSeniors to Assemble at “C” Benchfor Inauguration TourneyLurid the twilight dips;Darkness impinges;Whispering upperlipsRustle with fringes.—Very Loony Lyrics.“The world’s largest moustacherace” will start today at noon fromthe “C” bench, with Doc Bratfish of¬ficiating in the capacity of referee andstarter. Prominent seniors from ev¬ery corner of the campus will be onhand to toe the line for the greattest, which, beginning today, will lastuntil May 16 at noon.In order that the race may be con¬ducted on an absolutely fair basis,“Doc” will inspect the contestants andrule out any whose upper lips havea head start over those of the otherathletes. The race will then be start¬ed and allowed to run its course forsixteen days, at the expiration ofwhich, the seniors will again assemblebefore the “C” bench to be weighedand measured by the tonsorial expert.Valuable prizes will be distributed tothe winners.Greeks InaugurateBaseball TourneyThe Interfraternity championshipIndoor tournament began yesterday,with the playing off of several sched¬uled matches. As some of the or¬ganizations, however, did not meetfor their appointed games, Lewis Sterling, chairman of the Indoor com¬mittee, has announced that these con¬tests must be played off without de¬lay or be recorded as forfeits.EX-WHISTLER WRITESON BBOADCASTING OF“FILMING OF FRIARS”(Continued from page 1)L^ave As Curtain DescendsImmediately after the final curtaindescends on the initial performance,the cast will descend in full female re¬galia on Station KYW to broadcastthe musical hits of the show to an au¬dience of approximately a million anda half ardent radio fans, thereby in¬forming the world that Blackfriarsproductions are well saturated withbrilliant music, clever lyrics and tal¬ented cast.The Blackfriars’ show to be givenin the studio of KYW will be underthe personal supervision of HamiltonColeman director of many Blackfriar’sproductions, and Wilson J. Wetherbee,ex ’23, director of KYW. Walter C.Evans, chief engineer of the stationwill also be on hand to supervise thetransmission of the music.seeTeuropethis summer. Young Men’s Groupfor university students and young menfrom 18 to 24 years; opportunity tosee Europe thoroughly with congenialcompanions of your own age; person¬ally conducted tour; capable leader¬ship; moderate cost. Write for de¬scriptive folder.NEVILLE S. BULLITT201 Keller Bldg. Louisville, Ky.CLASSIFIED ADSLOST—Police dog, puppy, gray andwhite coat, left ear slightly lopped.Call Kenwood 9287. Reward.FOR RENT—Room and board for wo-• men students with French lady.Private lessons. Midway 5510.RECREATIONTRAININGA course embracing special instruc¬tion in community dramatics and re¬creational leadership.Summer schools in Boston and Chi¬cago.Catalog on application or inquire atyour College library.Recreation Training School ofChicago800 S Halsted St (Hull House) 'i/ =— FJJohn Hancock made the signaturef amous by signing t!ieDeclaration of IndependenceTHE SIQNATURE has beenmade a Household Word by theChartered in 1862, in Sixty-oneYears it has grown to be theLargest Fiduciary Institutionin New EnglandAn Endowment or Ineome-for-LifePolicy is the Policyholder’sDeclaration of Independence CHOCOLATEMILK NOUGAT BARBOOK SALEWe have recently bought a -number of private libraries.1 hese books and a line of publishers remainders will beon sale during the month of May at our 37th St. store.Book lovers will find many items of interest.Woodworth’s University Bookstore1311 E. 57th St., near Kimbark Ave.During the month of May we will close evenings at 7To Europe-115The beach atDEAUVILLEon Delightful Cabin SteamersOur fleet of 14 cabin steamers has lowered thecost of comfortable travel to Europe. On board,you obtain even the most comfortable rooms atrates surprisingly moderate. Some accommoda*tions as low as $120.Regardless of how much or how little you spendfor passage money, you obtain the best foodand service the ship provides, the use of spaci¬ous decks, attractive public rooms — all thepleasures of a sea voyage under most favorablecircumstances.Included in our cabin fleet are some of the fin¬est ships in the North Atlantic.The atmosphere is ideal for the college man.Statesman and student meet, professional peopleand home folks — a truly cosmopolitan assem¬blage of travellers. Delightful, pleasure-filleddays will he among the most treasured memoriesof your trip.H rite us today for our booklet —“Your Tripto Europe”— and detailed information.I&WHite Star Iinez^American Line v Red Star LineInternational Mercantile Marine CompanyPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY 1, 1923.Somewhere on this campus there areMen we are looking forESE MEN, when we find them,should he able to make all oftheir expenses in Chicago Universityand have money besides.They will he given positions withone of the largest business institu¬tions of its kind in the world—-aninternational organization with over200 Branch Offices in the UnitedStates and Canada.They will devote to our work theirsummer vacation—-with the oppor¬tunity of acquiring franchises as ourRepresentatives in Chicago Univers¬ity next fall.□ □ nThe men who apply now andqualify, will he given lucrative posi¬tions during the coming vacation outof which tliev ought to he able tomake $50 a week or more for this pe¬riod.Our work is selling —our methodbased on the soundest possible eco¬nomic principles. Our product is one of the bestknown and most heavily advertisedin the country — strictly a qualityproduct. You have no doubt seenour double page spreads and full pageadvertising in The Saturday EveningPost and the other best known maga-ozines.The sort of work we want done isdignified, clean and pleasant; and willreflect credit on you. It does not in¬volve books, insurance, magazines or%brushes.Incidentally, it will help materi¬ally from a business standpoint afteryou get out of college.□ □ □We are going to select a limitednumber of men off this campus, andthe men we select will become inde¬pendent so far as money is concerned— during the coming vacation.Applications will he considered inthe order received.ADDRESSGeneral Sales ManagerBOX 000, THE DAILY MAROON