3Ehe 3©attp JWaroonVol. 21. No. 102. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY APRIL 27, 1923. Price 3 Cent*MAROONS TO MEET BADGERNINE ON STAGG FIELD TODAY/arsity Undergoes Stiff Practice To ImproveSloppy Team Play Shown In Game WithPurple; Wisconsin Team StrongBecause of an error in the print¬ing, the track meet with Purdue Ischeduled for May 19 does not ap¬pear on the Spring schedule issued]by the athletic department. Theibaseball game with Iowa is sched-]uled for 1:45 and the track meet]for 3.30. SENIORS POISED FORMOUSTACHE RELAYSAthletes in Fine Condition for Startof Big Annual RaceEvery man in the Senior class willhave a chance to prove his mettlenext Tuesday noon when the startersChicago Wisconsin in the Senior Moustache race takeY ardley, c. Aschenbrenner c. off on the two weeks test, from theTsukyama, P- Johnson, “C” bench in front of Cobb.Weller Itadke, Each contestant will be examinedZorn, P Schrenk, P- by “Doc” Bratfish in order to insureForkel, lb Holm, lb a clean start. After an address byMcGuire, 2b Ellingston, 2b. the well known hair expert, in whicnWeiss, 3b Tebell, 3b. the most beneficial tonics and lip ex¬R Howell, ss. Combacker, ss. ercises will be recommended, the grindWillis, If. Williams, If. will be started by Fritz Morency, of¬Cody, cf. Becker, cf. ficial for the race.J. Howell, rf. Servatius, rf. Every man in the Senior class isAfter two days of stiff practice inteam work and fielding, followingTuesday’s defeat, the Maroons areready to meet the strong Badger ninethis afternoon. This game should givea clear indication of the strength ofthe Varsity as compared with the bestin the Big Ten.Wisconsin has a distinct advantagein both experienced players and earlypractice. The southern training tripput all of her men in good form andher team work is well advanced. Sheand Illinois, because of the early startfurnished by spring trips, have theedge on the other teams of the Con¬ference.Mills Declared IneligibleThe visitors are minus the servicesof Mills, one of the best moundsmenin the Conference, who was declaredineligible two days ago on a chargeof professionalism. This is a heavyloss since Mills was one of the bestsouthpaws ever seen at the Badgerschool.Tsukyama will probably start forthe Maroons. Bill Zorn is also astrong bet for the job, his perform¬ance in stopping the Northwestern ral¬ly Tuesday earning him a chance.Zorn shows great promise and it ismore than likely that he will take themound often this season.Yardley will catch and the regularline-up will probably take the field.The game is scheduled for 3:30. Alarge crowd is expected. eligible to compete in the hair grow¬ing contest. The only requirement isa cosely shaven upper lip when thestarting gun is fired. The finish willbe at the “C” bench Tuesday noon,May 15.HOLD GOLF TRYOUTSFOR VARSITY TEAMMONDAY AFTERNOONCandidates To Complete ForPositions On MaroonSqucfdW. A. A. ANNOUNCESGOLF TOURNAMENTWILL BEGIN MONDAYA distinctive feature of the W. A. A.golf tournament which opens Mondayis that the finals and semi-finals willbe played at a private golf course,instead of in Jackson Park as has beenthe usual procedure. The name of theclub will be published in a few days.All other matches will be for only nineholes and may be played on anycourse.Registration for the tournamentwill continue today from 12:30 to 2:30in the foyer of Ida Noyes hall. Anadmission fee of ten cents is charged.A silver cup will be awarded to thewinner in addition to 100 W. A. A.points. The runner-up will reecive 25points, and all players who reach thesecond round 15 each.The names of the contestants forthe first round will be posted Mondayin the locker-room of Ida Noyes hall.The final instructions and the book ofrules will also be posted there and allthe contestants will be held responsi¬ble for them. All women who pay atall have been urged to enter the tourn¬ament. Tryouts for the Varsity golf teamwill be held at the Jackson parkcourse, Monday afternoon at 2. Therewill be an eighteen hole medal tourn-ney and another eighteen hole matchon Tuesday.The three men with the lowestscores for the full thirty-six holeswill, with Captain Hartman, make upthe team. Indications! are| that] theMaroon team will repeat| last year’sperformance and cop Conferencehonors.Expect Eight Men to EnterThe following men are expected toreport for Monday’s matches: Skin¬ner, Sehendorf, Miller, Windette,Woolfolk, Kerr, Keating and HomanvThere will probably be some otherswho will wish to try for Varsity po¬sitions.The first meet is scheduled withArmour for Thursday. The team willtravel down to Lafayette to meet thestrong Purdue squad May 5, and willmeet Northwestern on the eighth.Other Conference meets have beenbeen slated and appear in the sched¬ules.It is expected that the team willfinish up its season by entering theeastern intercollegiate meets held atPrinceton. The team was unable tocomplete in these meets 1st year butit is expected that it will receive in¬vitations this season.Team In Polo MatchWith Regulars TodayWith prospects of an unusually hardbattle, the University polo team hasbeen practicing intensively during theweek for its game with the enlisteddetachment of the Regular Army to¬day at 3 on Greenwood field.No. 1. Merle Wetton, Hugh McDon¬ald, and Raymond Peterson.No. 2. Edgar Bishops, Robert Ber¬nard, and Leo Karcher.No. 3. H. R. Friedberg, GeorgeCrisler, and Creighton McGoffeyo.No. 4. Listie McClatchie, TheodoreBorn, and Sidney Pederson.University polo team:Army team:No. 1. Staff sergeant G. R. Lyman. PROF. MICHELSONELECTED TO HEADSCIENCE ACADEMYHas Held Presidency OfTwo ScientificOrganizationsSUCCEEDS |DR. |C. |D. [WALCOTTProf. A. A. Michelson, head of theDepartment of Physics, was electedhead of the National Academy of Sci¬ences at the annual meeting of thatbody Wednesday morning.Prof. Michelson succeeds Dr. C. D.Walcott, of the Smithsonian Insttiu-tion in taking over the position ashead of one of the two great scien¬tific colleges in the world, as the na¬tional academy is considered. Prof.Michelson has been president of theAmerican |Physical |society jand |theAmerican association for the advance¬ment of science.Prof. Here For Thirty Years ,For thirty years Prof. Michelsonhas been at the head of the depart¬ment of physics. In that time he hasreceived many honors for scientific re¬search, including the Copley medalfrom the Royal Society of London, theDraper Medal from the NationalAcademy of Science and the NobelPrize from the Swedish academy ofscience, given in recognition of hisservices to physical sciences, especial¬ly through the invention of the inter¬ferometer. GARGOYLES PRESENT “PEPITA”TOMORROW NIGHT IN MANORAlso Give Shaw’s ‘Dark Lady Of The Sonnets’;William Kerr And Lucille Hoerr StarIn Spanish PlayHEGGIE ABLE TO PLAYMANY KINDS OF ROLESNoted Actor to Give Maroon TalkHereFRATERNITY INDOORTOURNAMENT WILLOPEN NEXT MONDAYInter-Greek Tennis ContestAlso Scheduled To StartApril 30The Inter-Creek tennis and baseballtournament will open Monday, April30. Schedules will be sent to all fra¬ternities. There will be two leaguesfor indoor baseball.Results of the indoor baseballgames are| to| be| turned! to LouisSterling, chairman of the baseballcommittee, on the same evening thatthe games are played. Reports on thetennis matches must be turned in toHoward Amick of the tennis commit¬tee.Three games in both sports are .tobe played off each week. Fraternitiesshould be ready to play the first gamesof the schedule on Monday. The in¬door baseball games will be played inthe round-robin style in each league.Straight elimination will be used in alltennis matches. Varsity men in eitherof the two sports are automaticallyeliminated from the tournaments.Report Results To SterlingResults of all games must be turnedin to the chairman of the tennis andbaseball committees on the same daythat the games are played. “It is im¬perative that these results reach us onday that the games are played off inorder tht we may arrange the futureschedule,” says Louis Sterling. Hemay be reached at the Alpha Delta Phihouse. Howard Amick, head of thetennis committee, can be found at theAlpha Sigma Phi house. O. P. Heggie, English actor whowill speak next Tuesday at 4:30 inHarper Assembly under the auspicesof The Daily Maroon, is noted partic¬ularly for the number and diversityof roles he is able to assume. In “Pe¬ter and Paula,” the vehicle in whichhe is now playing at the Playhouse,he takes the role of a hopeless altru¬ist who lets every one take advantageof him.Peter, in the Molnar comedy, is aBudapest haberdasher. He gives ci'editto impoverished aristocrats, lets hiswife be stolen under his nose, andis made a fool of by his stenographer,Paula, who follows him into the coun¬try, where he has taken a job with aHungarian nobleman, ostensibly be¬cause she is faithful to him, in realitybecause she wants to make a matchof the count.Mr. Heggie portrays carefully allthe incidents in the play to bring outthe character of the Mark Sabre-likePeter. He does a fine piece of act¬ing in the second act of the play,where he finds out the duplicity ofPaula and turns his back on her re¬quests for forgiveness.Mr. Heggie will be glad to speakto any theatrical aspirants after hislecture Tuesday.GRACE BENNETTPICKS SIXTY-FIVETO SELL SCORESSaleswomen To Operate InGroups Of AboutTwelve EachGerman Club MeetsThe German Conversational clubwill give an instrumental and vocalconcert today at 8 in Ida Noyes hall.After the concert refreshments willbe served. An orchestra has been pro¬vided for dancing.No. 2. Staff sergeant G. White.No. 3. Privates Wachter and Sing¬er.No. 4. Privates Hill and McCann.Referee—Major John C. Wyeth:Field judge—Lieut. John Hinton. Sixty-five University women work¬ing in groups of approximately 12 ateach performance of “The Filming ofFriars” will sell the scores for thisyear’s Blaekfriar production, underthe direction of Grace Bennett, headsaleswoman.The groups of sales women whichwill handle the score sales at each ofthe six performances were made upof women who volunteered to help.They expect to break the sales recordof 1600 scores sold last year by atleast 400 copies.Grace Bennett announced yesterdaythat there would be an importantmeeting of all the sales women nextThursday at 12 in Cobb 12-A to mapout a sales campaign and to make finalpreparations for the opening May 4.The groups for each performancefollow. Any omissions or changesshould he reported at once to GraceBennett at Foster hall.Friday May 4.Nellye Newton Alice HowardEleanor Pickett Dorothy HusbandBetty Miller Marjorie MonilawSigne Wennerblad Carmel HayesPriscilla Ferry Ruth StaggRuth Waits Laura NowakAnna Gwin PickensSaturday Afternoon, May 5Marie Taylor Florence FunkRuth Thomson Annette PeaseEdna Kien Martha VibertsAimee Graham Helen BurnsJosephine CuhmstedSaturday Evening, May 5Margaret Fox Virginia MovinMartha Adams Jane CannellAlberta Hyman Dorothy DickRuth Stevenson Alma CramerEvelyn Francis Marie TaylorDorothea Emmerson Sylvia Ephlein Mandel hall will be the scene of thefirst Chicago showing of “Pepita,” atwo-act contemporary Spanish tragi¬comedy by Quintero, freely adaptedto the American stage by Dean Wal¬lace, tomorrow night at 8. In addi¬tion to the Spanish play, Shaw’s “DarkLady of the Sonnets” will be given bythe Gargoyles, University dramatic as¬sociation.For the past month the cast selectedby “The Gargoyles,” which includesLucille Hoerr, William Kerr, and Eliz¬abeth Elson, has been working assidu¬ously to perfect the production. WillGhere, president of The Gargoyles, be¬lieves that the selected east will pro¬duce the best Gargoyle play of. theyear.Lucille Hoerr Is Star“Lucille Hoerr,” said Ghere, “as thejanitor’s daughter who rises to star¬dom in| a| Madrid| playhouse is doingwork unequaled in the history of theclub. She is capably supported byWilliam Kerr, and a splendid cast.”The companion play, “Dark Lady ofthe Sonnets,” includes some delight¬ful burlesque on Queen Elizabeth andWill Shakeseare, ably handled byPerry Miller| and Marie Adels. Theplay itself was selected as suitable tocommemorate the week of Shakes¬peare’s birth.MAROON NET TEAMMEETS TEXAS MENIN CONTEST TODAYThe Varsity tennis team will meetthe Univeristy of Texas today at 3o’clock on the Varsity courts. It willbe the second meet of the season forthe Maroons, having defeated Naper¬ville by a six-love score.The Texas men arrived in town yes¬terday and took a light work-out onthe courts. The team is composed ofLewis White, champion of Texas, andLouis Thalheimer, champion of Okla¬homa.Texas Men Champ PlayersWhite and Thalheimer are consid¬ered to be the two most finished play¬ers in the west. With especially hardserves, equally finished forehand andbackhand, and beautiful form, thesetwo men seldom meet their match intheir own section of the country.Frankenstein of the Varsity willplay White, and| Wilson; will meetThalheimer. The same men will hookup in the doubles. The Texas menwent two rounds in the national tourn¬ament and were then defeated by twoof the greatest amateurs in the world.The Varsity will pul up a stiff fightfor honors. The Texas team defeatedthe University of Illinois a few daysago, taking the singles and droppingthe doubles. Dubach. and Goodwilliewere the Illini players.(Continued on page 2)Friday, May 11Ruth BowersDorothy ClarkCalista TwistHelen Carr Dorothy TunnisonEdith BrighamJean MontsLucy LamonJosephine McClay Elsa BoolaekElizabeth BartholemewCatherine CampbellSaturday Afternoon, May 12Francis Jenks Clara BrennanDorothy Nettleton Helen SygreNatalie Combs Mary TempletonMarian Styles Zoe Mae SutherlandSaturday Evening,Phyllis SmallAlta CundyConstance LloydElena FontaineCaryl FrancisFlorence Holeman May 12Lenore ColemanMartha SentskeicEleanor PickettNanine SteeleRuth WaitsPage Two THE DAILY MARCKJN, FRIDAY APRIL 27, 1923.Qaily MarouttThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Saturday. Sun¬day and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DallyMaroon Company.Entered ns second class mall at the Chi¬cago I’nst office, Chicago, Illinois, MarchIS. IPOti, under the act of March S, 1873.Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis 14Muibsi mtThe Western Conference l'ress AssociationA COMPARISONEarly in February the University ofMichigan sent a letter to the Inter¬scholastic Commission of the Univer¬sity asking for the dates of the 1923prep meet, and stating that they ouldarrange the dates of the Michiganstate interscholastic so that therewould be no conflict. Michigan andWisconsin both sponsor state inter¬scholastics during the latter part ofMay.About the time that Coach Stagg,and H. O. Cnsler announced the datesfor the National Interscholastic, Wis¬consin decided that the Wisconsinstate meet would be held May 25 and2G. No attempt was made by the ath¬letic board of the Badger universityto avoid a conflict. We are told thatWisconsin has each, in years past,held its prep meet at the same timethat we have held our national event.Their announcement was made after■we had made ours.The Daily Maroon believes that anInterscholastic, such as Coach Stagghas staged for nineteen years, an af¬fair of national significance, should beconsidered more important than onerestricted, in general and prep inter¬est, to within the boundaries of astate. Wisconsin is, of course, onlyone state out of forty-eight. The prepmen in that section of the countryshould be allowed to enter the biggestinterscholastic in the world. Why notgive them a chance at two meets?It is interesting to note the actionof two “rival” university athletic de¬partments.VOX PO_PTo the Vox Pop:I am sorry that a question can notbe calmly discussed on our campuswithout the noisy interference of tri¬fles.It has been, stated that my letterconcerning the teaching of militaryscience “was inspired by personal en¬mity toward one of the officers of thedepartment.” Since the writer attach¬es so much importance to this point, Ishall dispose of it before discussingthe other phases of the situation.I have no personal grievance againstany officer. My feeling is deeper thana personal one.But I see no connection between thisquestion of my own private attitudeand the original question: Should adepartment of military science existin the University?Since the original question has beenconfused by such trivial considera¬tions, I will re-state my position:The true business of a university isnot to prepare men for war. The busi¬ness of a university is to prepare mento lead the world away from war. Theuniversity man must learn to be aleader of the thought of the world;and for that en3 his own thoughtsmust be lofty,—wholly of the higherthings and never of the lower.Military science belongs essentiallyto the lower side of man’s nature. NoTeresa Dolan DancingAcademy63rd & Stony Island. Hyde Park 3080Beginners Classes Monday andWednesday Eve. Terms 12 lessons$5.00. Single lessons 76 cents. Pri¬vate lessons by appointment.WANT TO GO TO THATDANCELucia HENDERSHOTwill prepare you QUICKLY and COR¬RECTLY. 5 PRIVATE Lessons, $5.001541 East 57th St. Hyde Park 2314 officer of the department will denythat. I grant that it teaches certainthings that are useful—but it teachesthem only as a means of slaughter anddestruction. When the officer teachesa student to make maps, he makesno secret of the purpose for whichthose maps are to be made. Slaughterand destruction are the acknowledgedaims of the Military Science courses,just as the saving of human life is theacknowledged aim of medical courses.Military science, by the very definitionof the word “military,” deals with theactivities which spring from man’spassions, iterature and science, onthe other hand, belong io man’s high¬er nature.Now a man can not develop thislower nature except at the expense ofthe higher. Therefore every hourthat a student devotes to militaryscience detracts from the value of hiscourses in literature and science, andto just that extent undermines hisability as a leader of human thought.We must take our choice, then, be¬tween service as soldiers and serviceas leaders of thought. We can notpursue both paths.Which is the university man fittedto be? A moral leader, obviously: anefficient and constructive business man—a wise public official—an able phy¬sician—a writer of the truth—an ex¬plorer on the frontier of science.At these posts the university manis of far more value to his countryand to the world than he would be atan R. 0. T. C. camp. But if the uni¬versity man is to become in these ca¬pacities a leader of the thought of theworld, he mustt hink those thoughtswhich the world should think.As the university man is trainedtoday, so the world will think and acttomorrow.According as the university man to¬day is trained for war or for peace,so tomorrow" the world will have waror peace. Which shall it be?Allen Heald Rain or ShineTOPCOATS$27.50to$43.501461 EAST 53dHaberdashersBabb & BabbTailors CROFUT-KNAPPHATS$5.00to$8.50HYDE PARK 5799C. and A. Tea DanceTo Be Held TodayThe opening of the new porch ofthe old Quadrangle club for the useof the Commerce and Administrationdepartment will be celebrated by a teadance to be held from 4 to 6 this af¬ternoon. The affair will be held underthe auspices of the new Alpha SigmaDelta fraternity, the C. and A. womenand the C. and A. faculty. Everyonehas been cordially invited to attend.Seni'or Chairmen MeetAll Senior class committee chair¬men will meet today at 12 in HarperM-ll.MAROON NET TEAM MEETSi TEXAS MEN IN CONTEST TODAY(Continued from page, 1)In a final preliminary set yesterday,Wilson defeatd Capt. Stagg, earninghis right to* play Texas. The squadhas been cut to about seven men andwill be further reduced later.6 SALESMEN 6Wanted, for part or full time work.CallE. D. COOLEY1011 E. 61st St. Fairfax 3532Work in which yourcollege career countsChoose a life-work in which all you havelearned will count —where you will continue tolearn through association with men of highcalibre —where your education will be an aid inmeeting men.Enter the insurance profession. Insurance —Fire, Marine and Casualty — places you at oncein touch with big business men. Not only will allyou have learned he an asset but you will be dailyincreasing your education along economic andindustrial lines. The Insurance business makes bigmen. Choose Insurance as your life-work.The Insurance Company of North America isa national, historical institution — founded in1792—with over a century and a quarter of wellearned prestige. Conservative policies and de¬pendable service have been responsible for thegrowth and for the constructive activities of theCompany in the development of the entireinsurance profession.Insurance Company ofNorth AmericaPHILADELPHIAand theIndemnity Insurance Company of North Americawrite practically every form of insurance except life.National Bank of Woodlawn63rd Street—Just West of KenwoodA Complete Banking ServiceSAVING ACCOUNTSCHECKING ACCOUNTSSAFE DEPOSIT VAULTSINVESTMENT SECURITIESAll Departments Open For Business SaturdayEvenings, 6:30 to 8:30 Would You Liks■ to Make $500During Summer Vacation?An unusual opportunityis offered to college menand women to earnenough money duringthe coming sum m e rvacation topayncxtyear’stuition and expenses.Write Today for LYruCthrs PremierKmfe&ScissorsSharpenerIt will surprise you to learn howeasily a substantial sunt of moneycan be earned by selling the Premie-Knife and Scissors Sharpener righin yourown hometown or city. Ever’housewife wants one the minute shesees it—because it is such an im¬provement over the old-fa-hioned w L,two of the Premier Sharpener on ary knife or scissors bladeproduces a keen»cut;i:;g edge instantly. \V’ritten guaranteematces it easy to sell. Write rt once for complete information or send50c for sample, stating what territory you wish us to reserve for you.Promler Mfg. Co., &06U East Grnnd Boulevard, Detroit, Mich.’• " .v V', -TvjeSBLiSUi?. Just a stroke orDo you know thatyour Floor Coveringscreate the artisticeffect of any room?The most predominating impresion of any room is theRug, Carpet or Linoleum. It creates the background foryour furnishings and enriches the decorative effectbecause of its texture, pattern and color.Specialists inRugs, FurnitureCarpets, LinoleumOur new spring stocks will afford adistinctive selection from which tochoose your floor coverings. Becauseof our regard for quality, service andmoderate prices, you are sure to findsatisfaction here.Established 1875(W.ftichardsoT&(6.Rugs, Furniture, Carpets, Linoleums, Phonographs125 So, Wabash Ave. JfSAdlmlhTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY APRIL 27, 1923. Page Thr«MAROON GIVES PLANS FOR REYNOLDS CLUBOPEN CLUB TO ALLMALE STUDENTS ISSUGGESTIONS MADERevenue Could Be Raised ByBlanket Tax OnTuitions(My Olin Stansbury)The Reynolds club can meet itslarger purpose by one, or a combina¬tion of three methods. The consum¬mation most devoutly to be wishedwould be a Club free of dues and opento any male student on the campus.This, of course, would necessitate anassured source of revenue adequateto the support of the organization.The revenue could be raised by ablanket tax on all undergraduate maletuitions. This tax would automatical¬ly make the student a member of theClub and would give him the rightto enjoy all its privileges. I am un¬der the impression that this is theway in which the Michfgan Union issupported.The Club could also be supported asan open house if the University grant¬ed it a subsidy. The University nowcontributes heat, light, and upkeep ofthe building. It is a fact, however,that the Club has at present a largesurplus which is rumored to be in thevicinity of ten thousand dollars.Suitable For Y OfficeThe Club could, lastly, be maintain¬ed as headquarters for the Y. M. C.A. branch here. This, on the face ofit, seems a radical suggestion. Butit is not impractical. The social pro¬gram of a general men’s communitycenter and of the Y. M. C. A. wouldcertainly not be incompatible. Thecharge of “goody-goodiness” has notbeen one leveled at the officials of theUniversity branch of the Y. M. C. A.Under such a system the Reynoldsclub would be open to students of allraces and creeds.The revenue for the Club under thissystem would be raised in the samefashion that the Y. M. C. A. raises itsfunds at present, by a yearly cam¬paign which would draw the supportof all men on the campus. While stu¬dent subscriptions to the Y. M. C. A.are relatively low at present theyPUDDIN’Delightfullyfresh andwonderfullygoodPaul F. Beich Co.Bloomiagton Chicag* would be materially augmented by theinflux of new elements which wouldbe drawn to the organization if itwere housed in the Reynolds clubbuilding.Quadranglers PledgeQuadranglers announce the pledg¬ing of Martha Addams of Chicago. University from the exhibition. The tech Preissig who is at the head ofpaintings are on display in the east' Wentworth Institute in| Boston. Onepassage of Harper library and in j of these is a study of the prominentW-31, in the glass cases. j artist himself, done by his pupils, andIn the case in W-31, the artists; the others represent their originalrepresented are all students of Voj-1 work.“Ham What Am” InHarper Exhibition“The Dancing Girl,’ an advertise¬ment painting for the Victor phono¬graph and “The Ham What Am,” anoriginal painting owned by Swift com¬pany, the first prize winners of thelast two annual exhibitions of adver¬tising art in New York, are includedin the collection recently sent to the Yards 0444 Boulevard 9264ICE CREAMSUNDAEwith fruit center is deliciousGet it at the U. of C. BOOKSTORE 1375 Fast 55th St. Mid 2141MetzgersFlower ShopPlants CorsagesCut FlowersBouquetsWE DELIVERANYWHEREA College Man's Shop that Shares the Economyof Our Great Buying Power<29m: m>4VmV/jHH%Tickets for Blackfriars’ “The Film¬ing of Friars” can be securedin the Lytton College ShopThe Lytton College Shop OffersSpring Suits and Topcoatsin the College Styleor MoreEACH trend of style in Suit or Topcoat quickly finds ex¬pression here. But nothing is shown that is not the cor¬rect thing for the College man. Whether it is a conservativethree button coat, or the generously, designed English modelthose who understand College taste will show it in woolensof distinct character.Under the Personal Supervision of Dutch Skinner, f24Lytton College Shop Second FloorHenry C. Lytton § SonsSTATE at JACKSON—On the Northeast CornerIIWIWYWWTMlflAWWWIi'IOTiWlSATISFACTION GUARANTEEDTHE style’s rightto start with. Therich woolens, fine lin¬ings and expert needle¬work make the style lastHart Schaffner & Marx silklined or 2-trouser suitsMaurice L RothschildMontychrorfulhrefunded ChicagoMinneapolisSt. PaulCJOOD CLOTHESSouthwest corner Jackson and StatePage Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY APRIL 27, 1923.Prehistoric MammalqqSign of the NickleSPRNG SONGSoring it is a’curhmen inSing God blimme,Time for sulphur, beer and love,Brassie, shot and stymie.—ExlibrisTHIS IS ABOUT A GIRL’S CLUBThe Philistine ambled in after read¬ing his pome in yesterday’s Whitsuiand commenced an oral exercise in theuse of the titular word in an attemptto give the poet-lineotypestutter achance to use it to repetitive perdi¬tion without| incurring! ruination ofsuch a work of art as ‘'Painter to hisModel.” This is what he is reportedto have said to us. Try it out loud:I asked her if me wed she wouldWed she wouldWedshewouldShe answered me not that shecouldThatshecouldnotthatshecouldBut offered me her sisterhoodSisterhoodSisterhoodSisterhoodSisterhoodBut since I have one sister stoodUntil I know what’s sisterhood,I told her that was not so goodNotsogoodNotsogoodAnd wished her merry spinsterhood.Crys and cheers of No! as Wishbonewould say.Argie and Namresi have contributedpomes we can’t use.They were tooDopeyWHINES OF SPRINGAn instructor is known by the num¬ber of students he puts to sleep; a pro¬fessor, by the number he keepsasleep.* * *The air is hot and the hour is long.* * *There are no grade points, sayeththe philosopher upon opening hiscourse book, there are no such thingsas grade points.* * *Words, merelwords,|the|same|yester-day, the same today, the same forever¬more.* * *To snooze is more blessed than tolisten.ANOTHER WINEDear Dopey:The trouble ith the Reynolds billiardassociation is too much english.—Toby RubovitsBULLETINChicago, Ill., April 26 (Special tothe Campus Whitsul) At a late hourtonight the Reynolds club councilvoted unanimously to cancel its sub¬scription to The Daily Maroon.—King JamesSILLY THOUGHT: The cop at thecorner of State and Madison whistlesthe theme from Salome’s Dance. Heis totallly unaware of it. So is hisvast audience.—SolitaireSilly Solitaire!THIS ISSUE DEDICATEDToDOROTHY TUNISONDoes she dance? She do!MAGAZINE SECTION U*V er*K«