Vol. 21. No. 97. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, APRIL 19, 1923. Price 3 CentaMAROONS STAGEPRACTICE GAMEWITH TECH NINETeam Shows Weakness AtBat, Improvement InFieldingHAVE TWO STRONG PITCHERSCHICAGOYard ley, c.Weller orAmt, p.Forkel, lb.McGuire, 2b.Weiss, 3b.R. Howell , ss.Willis, L f.Cody, c. f.J. Howell, r. f. ARMOURWalk, c.Andre orPlocar, p.W'alsh, lb.Downes, 2b.Geiger, ss.Schuniacker, 3b.Burke, I. f.Shonne, c. f.Connely, r. f.The Maroons are scheduled for apractice game with the Armour Insti¬tute nine this afternoon, in what willbe the last practice tilt prior to thegame with Iowa Saturday. The Var¬sity players have shown great weak¬ness in the hitting end of the game,and this deficiency must be remediedif the Maroons are to be factors in theBig Ten title race.The Tech boys have a team thatshould be capable of giving the Mid-wayites a run for their money, theirlatest achievement being a tie gamewith the strong Lake Forest aggre¬gation. Practice sessions of this sortare what is needed to put the men intrim for the Conference battles.Have Two Strong PitchersIn Arnt and Weler, the Maroons areblessed with two hurlers of more thanaverage ability. Both men are cap¬able of pitching air tight ball andwith the proper support should takemany a fall out of the other squads.The infield has improved greatly infielding, but it takes hits to win ballgames, and the players are laboringon this end of the work.One factor which is a source ofgreat encouragement to Coach Nor-greivjj? the fact that, with the excep¬tion of Yardley, the entire team willbe on hand for next season. With theexperience gained in the ensuingstruggles the 1024 squad should beone of the strongest in the west.DECREASE CONCERTRATES TO ATTRACTSTUDENT AUDIENCESTicket rates for the series of mu¬sical concerts being conducted in Man-del hall have been reduced from sev¬enty-live to twenty-five cents for stu¬dents, in order that the Universitymay be better represented on theseoccasions.The first concert, given by the ACapella choir of Northwestern univer.sity, was well attended but not so wellas it deserved, according to DeanBoynton who is one of the sponsorsof the series.The second concert is a vocal pro¬gram by three noted Episcopal choirsof the city: Christ Episcopal Church,Church of the Redeemer, and GraceEpiscopal Church. The program in¬cludes a combined procesional, manysolos and choral numbers, and organrecitals by the three choir masters.The processional will take place to¬morrow at 8:15 in Mandel hall.Alumni Magazine OutThe April issue of the Universityof Chicago Magazine, published by theAlumni Council, contains a completereview of “The Filming of Friars.’the 1923 Blackfriars production. Thereis a special feature on the five Jus¬tinian manuscripts presented to theUniversity by the alumni at the Marchconvocation. The new scholastic aimsof the University are fully discussedin another article. ' "DAVE” PEYTdN~WILL”};ARRANGE FRIAR MUSIC\rrang«r of “Shuffle Along” Secured to Orchestrate WhazzNumbersDave Peyton, arranger of musicin “Shuffle Along,” “Hitchy-Koo,”and other show hits, has completedthe score of the “whazz” numbersin the 1923 Blackfriar show.Dave Peyton is known to everyprofessional in the country, bothas an arranger and as a sycopator.His orchestral arrangements,most recently in “Shuffle Along,”have attracted considerable atten¬tion, chiefly because of the classi¬cal element which he introduces inhis interpretation of the jazz, orwhazz, music. For the last fouryears he has been arranging thecomplete score for Illinois’ “Maskand Bauble,” and for Michigan’s“Mimes” productions.! Orchestra rehearsal of the whazznumbers has commenced. The re-i maining numbers of the show havealready been taken up by the stu¬dent band, and are being rehearseddaily.“Senior Job Week” ToStart Monday,April 23Plans have been completed for thetwo “Job Weeks” which the Employ¬ment bureau is sponsoring.Mr. W J. Mather of the Employ¬ment bureau announced yesterday that“Senior Job Week” would be fromApr. 23-28 “to give an opportunity forSeniors to get a line on permanentpositions.’ The following week, Apr.30-May 5, will be “Summer JobWeek.” Students may register thenfor summer positions.A steamship line operating on thePacific Ocean has asked the Employ¬ment Bureau for a first class five-piecestudent orchestra to entertain pas¬sengers on trips to and from the Ori¬ent. A number of requests also havebeen received for student orchestrasfor summer places. NEED SEVENTEENMEN TO USHERIN FRIARS SHOWUndecided About Costumes;May Repeat Cowl AndGown IdeaImportant meeting of the Gargoyles! in Harper M-ll at 4:30.“Seventeen men will be required asushers for each performance of “TheFilming of Friars,’ the 1923 Black¬friars show,” is the statement of Den¬ton Hassinger, head usher for theseason. As this number of usherswill be needed at every one of the sixperformances, more than seventeenshould sign up for positions. No manis required to usher at all the per-formances, but arrangements shouldbe made immediately for the perform¬ances at which the applicants wish towork.Men who wish to usher should signup or see Hassinger some afternoon ir.the Blackfriars office on the thirdfloor of the Reynolds club, or at theSigma Nu house.It has not yet been decided whetheior not the ushers will wear cowls andgowns at the performances. This wasdone last year at all of the shows. Inany other event, the ushers will beexpected to eppaar in formal eveningdress in the evening, and summer for¬mal in the afternoons.Gargoyles Send ManTo Drama ConventionIrwin Fischer, a member of the Gar¬goyles board of directors has beensent to the Dramatic league conven¬tion at Iowa City, Iowa, to representthe University Dramatic association.The convention will be addressed byProf. George Pierce Baker of Har¬vard, Kenneth McGowan, and Lee Si¬mons. Members of the Dramaticleague all over the country are as¬sembled as well as the representativesof universities dramatic associations.Private Peat in Y. M. TalkAdvises War Against WarWith his cry of “popularize peace!”Harold Peat, lecturer for peace, butdecidedly not a pacifist, yesterday car¬ried his audience in Mandel back tothe muddy, stench-filled trenches ofFlanders, and sent a thrill through hishearers in an appeal for a denounce¬ment of the glorification of war. Sogripping was this lithe, vivid, andfighting peace propagandist that attimes his audience was moved to theverge of tears by his stories and anec¬dotes.Ruhr Does Not Threaten“It is not the Rurh invasion thatthreatens the peace of the world; itis not Russian bolshlevism that willhurl the nations of the world into thechaos of war; but it is the same rot¬ten, cruel dope about the glories ofwar that I know is at present in thecourse of preparation for the educa¬tion of our boys and girls in theschools that will bring about a greaterhavoc than the one through which theworld has just passed.”This was not a pacifist speaking. Itwas a well-groomed young man dress¬ed in a light spring suit that made these comments. But the young manhad not forgotten that he once hadworn a khaki uniform, that he servedfor periods of weeks at a time underconstant shell-fire, and that he gropedabout through mud-filled trenchesfilled with dead bodies. And this wasthe message—the glorification—ofwar that Private Peat brought beforehis audience.“We know that we can win. Weare taught so in our early school days.In England children are told that theAmerican colonies did not successfullyrevolt from the mother land, but thatEngland was engaged in a war withFrance and that she let the coloniesgo So American children are taughtthat their country has never lost awar and they are brought up on theglories of war. The result is that theygrow up and go into war luaghing;and once you start a war you have gotto finish it up right.“Teach our children the horrors ofwar; cease the glorification of warheroes; then you will hare removedthe cornerstone upon which futurewars are being built.”Invite Students ToAttend Drama ClassMembers of the University Dra¬matic association have been especiallyinvited to attend the first meeting ofa course in stagecraft, which will beheld Tuesday, Apr. 24, at 8 p. m., inthe Grace Hickox Studio in the FineArts building. The course ill con¬sist of twenty lessons and will include practical work in lighting, setting, andproducing of the plays now being pre¬pared by the Studio Players.The work will be under the directionof Raymond Johnson, who is wellknown here for his activities as classicart director with the Chicago LittleTheater. This is an opportunity toobtain the benefit of his art and expe¬rience, and to establish connectionswith the Little Theater. All particu¬lars will be discussed at the generalmeeting on April 24. START INTERSCHOLASTIC WORKWITH BANQUET IN COMMONSOutline Work Of Meet; Committee ChairmanAnd Sub-Chairman Named; CommissionMails Announcements To High SchoolsStart Work On Y. M.Handbook TomorrowWork on the 1923-1924 Handbookwill begin with a meeting of the staffto be held Friday at 2:30 in the Ma¬roon office. At this time plans fornext years handbook will be discussed.The staff as announced by Ken¬neth Laird, Managing-editor follow:Clifton M. Utley, Executive Editor;Madeline Q. O’Shea, Womens Editor;Elsa Allison, Women’s Editor; CurtisB. Woolfolk, Athletic Editor; CharlesAnderson, Organization; and Allen W.Heald, Features. The Business staffwill be headed by Theodore Weber,and his assistants will be Ralph J.Helpern, Addison Wilson and SidneyBloomenthal.MISS WALLACE TOHELP IN PRODUCINGPLAY BY QUINTEROPraises Acting of ElizabethElson and LucilleHoerrMiss Elizabeth Wallace, whosetranslation of Quintero’s “Pepita” willbe given by the Gargoyles Apr. 28 inMandel, yesterday expressed herselfas being very well pleased with thecast. “Lucile Hoerr,” she said, “isexcellently adapted for the role ofPepita, Elizabeth Elson as the slavyis very good, and William Kerr asVictor the lover is very promising.”The play, which was a great successin Spain, follows the original veryclosely. In the translation there is nochange whatsoever in characters oraction, and the only way in which itis an adaptation is that it is not a lit¬eral translation, said Miss Wallace.Though naturally interested in itsproduction here, she will have no ac¬tive part in its presentation, givingsuggestions only in the reading oflines. Her long residence in Spaingives her an intimate acquaintancewith its setting.The plot of the production concernsitself with the affairs of a povertystiicken janitor’s daughter with stageaspirations, who through continuedhard work, achieves succes inspite ofthe opposition of her lover.Pick Senior Gift AtMeeting TomorrowMembers of the Senior class willdecide on their gift to the Universityat a meeting of the Senior class to beheld Friday at 12 in Harper H-ll, itwas announced yesterday by OttoStrohmeier, president of the Seniorclass.Only n few tickets arc left for thesenior theatre party Friday night. Theplay is “Tangerine” at the Garrickand the party will go down on the7:35 I. C. train. Tickets are $1.65and may be obtained from ArthurWhite, Egil Krogh, Signe Wennerblad,or Alma Cramer.Plan Sophomore MixerThe Freshman-Sophomore mixerwill be held on May 4th, and a classmeeting will be held on May 16th inorder to make the final preparationsfor the Sophomore picnic to take placeon May 26.Ask for Stunts From SophsConstance Croonenberge andCharles Frazier have requested thatany sophomores wishing to be in aSophomore stunt for Senior Vaude¬ville report to them immediately. Preparations for the 19th AnnualNational Track Interscholastic will belaunched at the dinner for chairmenand sub-chairmen tonight at 6:15 inHutchinson commons. The entire pro¬gram of work for the big prep meetwill be outlined, and the duties ofcommittees explained.Committee chairmen and sub-chair¬men for the Interscholastic, as select¬ed by the General Chairman RussellCarrell and approved by Director A.A. Stagg, are as follows:Housing: Campbell Dickson, chair¬man; Edward Wilson, sub-chairman.Publicity: Arthur Cody, chairman;John Howell, sub-chairman.Banquet: Norris Flanagan, chair¬man; Charles Frazier, sub-chairman.Invitation: Franklin Gowdy, chair¬man; Kimball Valentine, sub-chair¬man.Press: Russell Pierce, chairman;Kenneth Laird and Clifton Utley, sub¬chairmen.Rushing and Reception: ClarenceBrickman, chairman; Harrison Barnesand Bruce McFarlane, sub-chairmen.Entertainment: Bester Price, chair¬man; Daniel Boone, sub-chairman.Transportation: Wilfred Combs,chairman; James Creager, sub-chair¬man.Campus promotion: Egil Krogh.Choose Many CommitteemenThe immense mass of detail work inconnection with the meet will be at¬tacked by committee members begin¬ning Tuesday when appointments tothe various committees will be pub¬lished in The Daily Maroon. Already,however, advance notices, announcingthe tournament, have been mailed to5,000 high schools and academies allover the country; additional literaturewith entry blanks will be sent outwithin the next two weeks.The Interscholastic commision, com¬posed of all committee chairmen, sub¬chairmen and members, will hold itsfirst mass meeting Wednesday, whenreports of progress will be heard andfurther plans reported.FORCE OVERCUT P. C.STUDENTS TO GO TOCLASS ALL QUARTERStudents taking physical culturewho find themselves overcut in thatsubject will not be permitted to dropthe course with the intention of mak¬ing it up in some succeeding quarter,as heretofore, but will be compelled toattend physical culture classes for theremainder of the quarter, withoutcredit, it. was announced yesterday byDean Robertson.The Department of Physical Cul¬ture has received instructions to re¬port to the deans all persons takingsix cuts within the first five weeks, inorder that the customary failure warn¬ings may be sent out at the end of thefirst six weeks.About fifteen members of the Sen¬ior class who had unwittingly omittedsatisfying their gymnasium require¬ments have been permitted to registerfor physical culture classes this quar¬ter, in order that they might completethose requirements and be graduatedwith their class, it was said at thedean’s office.ANNOUNCE W. A. A. OPENJ MEETINGW. A. A. will hold an open meet¬ing today at 12 in the theater ofIda Noyes. A report will be madeon the Spring Festival and a dis¬cussion of the June shack and thecoming tennis and golf tourna¬ments will be opened. Nomina¬tions for chairmen for both tourn¬aments will also be in order. Allmembers are required to attend.Paste Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 19, 1923.9t|r Daily jUarumtThs Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sun¬day and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DallyMa roon Company.Entered as second class mall at the Chi¬cago Post office, Chicago, Illinois, March13. lOOfl, under the act of March 3, 18TS.Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis 14Member efThe Western Conference Press AssociationHEAR HENRY VAN DYKEOnce each year Prof. Henry vanDyke, noted author, educator, andstatesman, comes to the Universityfrom Princeton to deliver a Sundaymorning1 address in Mandel hall. Hewill be there Sunday.A disappointing feature of this an¬nual sermon is the notable absenceof a large number of undergraduates.Here is a man internationally known,a man whose words and thoughts areeagerly sought when they come inbook form. Yet our university stu¬dents, theoretical searchers for thebest they can get in cultural devel¬opment, for some reason do not takeadvantage of an opportunity whichis virtually thrown into their faces.Of course, that is not true of peo¬ple outside the University communi¬ty. It is not uncommon to find someone who has come from some out-ly¬ing city to hear Dr. van Dyke. Tenminutes after the doors are open tothe public the entire 1,250 seats arefilled; but not a very great numberof them by undergraduates. We feelthat it is ‘not too presuming to sug¬gest that a pleasant and valuablehour might be spent with Prof, vanDyke Sunday morning next.Contemporary CommentPERSONALITY BEFORE SCHOL¬ARSHIPWhether it is better to be a sociallion than a good student is admittedlya perplexing question and one whichwill likely be no nearer a solutiontwenty years hence than today. Itremains true, however, that collegemen since time immemorial have un¬consciously set about acquiring thetrappings of the elite without troub¬ling their minds as to which is theproper course.Their action is now in a degree sup¬ported by authority. Prof. AdelbertFord of the University of Michigansides with the social graces. His in¬vestigations prove conclusively thatwith business men, at any rate, socialprominence while in college ratherthan a Magna Cum Laude on the col¬lege school counts for more. Promi¬nence in social affairs on the collegecampus is one of the most successfuljob-getters for positions which re¬quire personal contact.Business men who come to AnnArbor in the spring in search of suit¬able college trained material for busi¬ness situations invariably prefer theman who has proved his ability to geton well with people without payingmuch attention to whether he has at¬tained a high scholastic standing ornot.However, while social polish winsin the cast of a man who intends togo into business, it does not in thecase of his academic sister, the co-ed.Business men are not desirous of em¬ploying a woman whose social stan¬dards are very high for the simplereason that she is unlikely to fit intothe business-like, matter-of-act at¬mosphere of the office. The prime at¬tributes for a college woman whoplans to go into the commercial worldappear to be an ability to concentrateand at attend to details painstakinglyand carefully.The ideal office combination as itnppears from Professor Ford’s in¬vestigations consists of social heroesanti intellectual heroines.—The DailyIowan. // —Print Budget For Benefit Of StudentsAt the suggestion of the Auditor, Mr. N. C. Plimpton, the budgetprepared for the Frosh-Soph prom, and a comparison therewith ofthe results are printed here, for the benefit of student organizations.Estimates Actual ResultsReceipts .. . .$275.00 $268.00ExpendituresHall .. . .$ 75.00 $ 75.00Orchestra .... 75.00 84.00Programs .... 25.00 18.25Decorations 25.00 33.28Punch .... 25.00 25.00Printing 5.00 9.50Service .... 12.00 14.95Miscellaneous 5.00 5.52Totals $247.00 $265.50Estimated Surplus .. . .$ 28.00Actual Surplusvc- $ 2.90ence in its entirety, slander the Chi¬cago unit in particular and damn theentire R. O. T. C., which is one of theNation’s greatest potentialities whennational defense becomes a necessity.If Mr. Heald were a little more ma¬ture we might consider him as dan¬gerous, but under the circumstanceshe should be placed across some“warrior’s” knee and gently spanked,or else be immersed rather suddenlyin the Botany Pond.Let me suggest that before Mr.Heald burst into print again upon thissubject he take time to review someof the pages of history, remove hissmoked glasses and swab out his earsin order that he may become betterinformed concerning a subject aboutwhich he is appallingly ignorant.If Mr. Heald does not care forAmerican ideals let me take this op¬portunity to remind him that there isa nation across the sea that has itsarms open to receive men that reasonas he does A vast country is await¬ing him, a country where bewhiskeredgentlemen grow more whiskers to pro¬tect themselves from the cold of win¬ter, and where men, women and chil-drn crawl from breadline to breadlineand back to starvation again. Andplease keep in mind Mr. Heald thatthere is a boat sailing every day.Merle T. Wet tonVOX POPTo the Editor:The verbose jangle of misinforma¬tion concerning the Military ScienceDepartment that was advanced by Mr.Heald has not had the reception thatits writer anticipated. Some of hiscommunist friends have declared a vic¬tory for their camp and are givingthree rousing “oi-oi’s” for BrotherHeald, but the clear thinking campusgroups have accepted Mr. Heald’s se¬ries of absurdities as quite the bunk.Personal enmity for one of the offi¬cers of the Military Science Depart¬ment inspired Mr. Heald, and afterletting his pen get under way he al¬lowed this enmity to narrow his mind,sharpen his tongue and deaden hissense of truthfulness. Several state- iments were attributed to the head ofthe Department of Military Sciencethat that person did not make.The entire situation is far moreamusing than it is serious. Mr .Healdinsists that military training is a sci¬ence on a plane with Chemistry, Polit¬ical Economy, etc., and yet he as anunderclassman after having one coursein the M. S. Department (that coursenetted him a C-) takes it upon hisshoulders to discuss and attack the sci-crL HI-A. HE VAN HEUSENis the only collar that hasno seams to rasp your neck,no band to buckle out ofshape. As smooth inside asoutside.Not Gtnuino Unless StamfieJ VAN HEUSENThe VAN CRAFT Shirt, the prod-cut of fine craftsmanship, has theVAN HEUSEN Collar attached.The perfect informal shirt, withnone of the rumpled, wrinkled dis¬orders of ordinary “soft shirts.”In White Oxford or MercerizedPongee,VAN HEUSENthe Worlds Smartest collar OWN at least one volume‘henryVANDYKEDr. Van Dyke is the Universitypreacher for the next twoSundays; hear himand read himSee the Special Display of his booksin the south window of theU. of C. 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Phone Mid. 7868 IIIITHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 19, 1923, Page ThreeFROSH BASEBALLCANDIDATES HOLDDAILY WORKOUTSGubbins Likely Man For Var¬sity Pitching Job. StagePractice GamesFrosh baseball aspirants have beenholding daily drills under the tutelegeof “Fritz” Crisler, with the result thatseveral promising men have been un¬covered who should be of value to theVarsity next season. The yearlingshold daily practice tilts among them¬selves and later in the season will besent against the Varsity.The Farr twins, former Oak ParkHigh School stars, appear to be theclass of the men. Tom is a catcherand George a second baseman andboth men are playing high class ball.Alyea, Cunningham, Tile, Stone, andStevens, are other infielders that showpromise.Gubbins Hurling StarGubbins, who hails from St. Igna¬tius High, is the best pitcher out andhe looks like a capable running matefor Hoy Arnt of the Varsity. Powersand Carmen are other hurlers.In the outfield, Pierce, Healy, Fish¬er, Stuart, and Posanski have the edgeon the other candidates. All of thesemen have had high school experienceand should be out for regular jobsnext spring.ENTERTAINMENT AT SMOKERGETS FAVORABLE COMMENTExceptionally good entertainmentwas furnished Tuesday night at thefirst Reynolds club smoker during thisquarter. Members of the club com¬mented favorably on the program.Plans have been made by the commit¬tee to make the rest of the smokerseven better. The program consistedof three vaudeville acts from a down¬town show.The social committee has announcedanother smoker for May 18 and an in¬formal dance to be held June 1 in theclub rooms.Methodist Students ToGive Social ForChurchesYoung people from the Woodlawn,Hyde Park, St. James and EnglewoodM. E. churches are to be the guestsof the Methodist students of the uni¬versity in a big social to be given Fri¬day evening, April 20, at Ida Noyeshall. “The best entertainment possi¬ble has been provided,” said Mr. Beck,secretary of the Wesley foundation,"and the whole affair has been so de¬signed as to render the making of newfriendships the outstanding thing.”The Wesley club plans to make thisan annual fete for the Methodistyoung people in the community. Inthe future it will be held in the Au¬tumn quarter of each year.WANT TO GO TO THATDANCELucia HENDERSHOTwill prepare you QUICKLY and COR¬RECTLY. B PRIVATE Lessons, $6.001541 East 57th St. Hyde Park 2314We offer special ratesto all students in1. Insured Indestructotrunks.2. Brief Cases.3. Ladies Purses andVanities.4. Suit cases and Bags.3. All leather novelties.Greenwood LuggageShop1039 E. 63rd St.Tel Hyde Park 2322Repairing a SpeciallyCLASSIFIED ADSLOST—Gold West Point 1921 ClassPin E. A. R. on Back. Return toLost and Found. Urge Women To EnterBeginner’s RifleCompetitionAdded interest of the women of theUniversity in the Rifle club has beenevinced by the increased number ofmembers during the spring quarter.The enrollment now exceeds 150 menand women. Under the direction ofJ. B. Rhine, range master, who hasentire charge of the club, the mem¬bers are shooting four nights a week;the men from 7 to 9 on Monday,Thursday, and Friday; and the wom¬en on Wednesday at the same hours.In the organization the women getthq same recognition as the men.They are not only permitted to prac¬tice on the National iRfle associationranges, but also are awarded war de¬partment decorations for qualifica¬tion as marksmen, sharpshooters orexperts. The first four women in thenational association to receive suchdecorations, were Sophia H. Eeker-son, Norma Pfeiffer, Vieva Moulton,and Lillian Reynolds. Later, decora¬tions were given to Marcella Pfeiffer,Helen Turner, and Mary Ann Benson.For nearly a year Miss Reynolds heldthe record of the club for militaryshooting at a time when there weremore than fifteen naval and army of¬ficers in the organization.The beginners championship matchof the club, which is to come off inMay, is open to all members, and, ac¬cording to Mr. Rhine, about six wom¬en have a good chance to win theKrag rifle which is offered as theprize. Any member of the faculty,student body, alumni, or employees ofthe University are eligible for mem¬bership in the organization. VARSITY NET TEAMMEETS NAPERVILLEIN FIRST CONTESTPersonnel of Squad Not YetDefinitely DecidedUponThe Varsity tennis team will haveits first meet of the season next Mon-dfay afternoon, when NorthwesternCollege of Naperville furnishes theopposition. The men who will playhave not been definitely decided upon,but trial elimination tests the restof this week are on the schedule.The first of these trial sets wereplayed yesterday afternoon, amongthe minor candidates, the men fromlast year’s team waiting to play to¬day. The victorious candidates wereMillenbach, Boone, Hunt, and Valen¬tine.These men will be given a chanceat the veterans, the losers playingamong themselves so that every manwill meet every other man. The play¬ers who will meet the Napervilleteam will be selected from the show¬ing made in these preliminaries.Lineup of First TeamAt present, the so-called first teamis composed of Capt. Stagg, ex-Capt.Frankenstein, Evans, and Ed Wilson,who, though in his first year of Var¬sity competition, has made such ashowing as to qualify himself for thisrating.These four plus the other four whocame out on top in the scrub prelimi¬naries yesterday, will proLably com¬pose the regular team of eight menwhich will be picked later on in theseason. Eventually, the personnel ofthe Varsity may be limited to sixmen.SUNDAEwith fruit center is deliciousGet it at the U. of C. BOOKSTORE: :: j: j: :: « :: a « k k k it x :: :: :: :• it itit]it’H)itTcJ'WJk(HiTO-NIGHT isSWISS STEAK NIGHT!TWO MESSAGES1—To those of you who have eaten Swiss Steak before1 at Baldwin’s—we need say nothing, because we’ll seeyou tonight sure.2—To those who have not been our guests we extend ahearty welcome, and say “come once and then you’llbelong to those of the first message.Table d’hote or a la carte serviceTalk and smoke as long as you wishBALDWINS1025 E. 55th St.(Between Ellis and GreenwoodFamous Quenchers!Mint Jul—(sh-h-h-h!)Tom Colli—(sh'h-h'h!) COLLEGE LIFEBloomington, Ind. Giving as theirslogan “a real campaign to discouragemashers,” 70 women at Indiana uni¬versity organized an Anti-flirt club.The 70 charter members, including thehouse presidents of the various organ¬izations, are wearing the club badgesand distributing flirt proverbs describ¬ing the evils arising from too easilyformed acquaintances.Princeton, N. J. At a vote recentlytaken among the freshmen at Prince¬ton, 99 out of 163 expressed prefer¬ence for the varsity letter to a PhiBeta Kappa key. It was also disclosedthat the average freshman corre¬sponds with 3 girls.COWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats,Caps and NeckwearBilliardsCigars, Cigarettes, PipesS. E. Cor. 33th and Ellis Ave1375 East 55th St. Mid 2141MetzgersFlower ShopPlants CorsagesCut FlowersBouquetsWE DELIVERANYWHERESEE EUROPEthis summer. Young Men’s Groupfor university students and young menfrom 18 to 24 years; opportunity tosee Europe thoroughly with congenialcompanions of your own age; person¬ally conducted tour; capable leader¬ship; moderate cost. Write for de¬scriptive folder.NEVILLE S. BULLITT204 Keller Bldg. Louisville, Ky. Delightfullyfresh andwonderfullygoodPaul F. Beich Co.Bloomington Chicago I211 So. State St.“l^ailroad ManOn a Brunswick RecordNo. 2399Railroad Man—Fox TrotCarl Fenton’s OrchestraPeggy Dear—Fox TrotGene Rodemich’s OrchestraSomething new every day !The Haig BrothersandOh Henry!The best answer ever made, toa hungry sensation in the regionof a fellow’s belt. Rich ButterCream dipped In soft Caramel, —a bar for men that quenehe.sHUNGER!rolled in Crisp Nuts and eoatedwith Milk Chocolate. A trulyintoxicating . . . flavor! Try OhHenry! when you’re hungry!10c everywhere No more waiting! Brunswick dealershave new records every day.And there is flawless tone-beauty inBrunswick Records—they play on anyphonograph.VPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 19, 1923.ZOhistle., •»»*> tS~l ,THIS DEPARTMENT just lost agame of pool; also it is hotternell inthis office; furthermore we haven’tgot a poem to start with, and it hasalready become a tradition that westart with a poem. We were goingto lead off with the following verse—To make light work on English 3,To knock the blamed course cule,Go forth each night, dance at theTree-Anon, and drink white mule.—but on second thoughts we find sucha procedure inadvisable. Somebodywould be sure to write the editor avox-pop about it, and then wherewould our next meal come from ?TURNING TO OUR mail, we dis¬cover that we can take a day off. Theinflux of contribs has been literallyastounding. We can’t print them all,so those that aren’t on yellow paperwe will have to toss into the ashcan.THE ANSWER IS A QUALIFIEDYESAre You Up on Your P. C. Work?Dear Dopey:made the Line and the Wake andfourteen grade points one quarter. Iwon the county croquet champion¬ship and my ancestors came ’over inthe Mayflower. I have successfullypassed a course from Teddy Linn.Can furnish the best of references.Please, am I eligible for the Whistle?—LialotWe, too, once passed a course fromTeddy Linn. However, we can’t saywhether it was successful or not, ex¬cept for the fact that Teddy is stillteaching.NO, CHET, NO, NO!Absolutely Not!From Chet comes a little playlet—PASTEURIZED PASSIONA Tuberculin Tested Tail Told in OneAct—which has a snappy bedroom scenefollowed by a quick curtain. If thecurtain came first we would dare topublish it, but as it is, no, absolutelyno!OREZ OR ORES, HARK YE!Our co-editor, Ruth Metcalfe,comes in at this point and says thata pretty young lady was in here aminute ago with a personally tender¬ed contrib. Ruthie says she as soflustered! We shall print the contribon the chance that the pretty younglady may drop in again. (Note: Office hours from 1 to 2:30.)ANOTHER ONE MISSED BYTHE PHOENIXDear Dopey:Forty-eight hours of Sherlockingafter the cause of the reath decora¬tions on the radiator of the flivveralongside the Varsity courts has beenrewarded. A friend Watsons that theguy musta killed his engine.—OrezWatch for our special literary anddramatic intelligence tomorrow. Lastweek’s edition of the book section gaveout long before we expected. How¬ever, we still have that slightly usedC-book on hand, and would be delight¬ed to sell it at a bargain, or whathave you? HARVARD HOTEL5714 BlackstoneSpecial Luncheon Daily12:00 to 1:30 P. M.45 CentsRELIGIOUS INTELLIGENCEGerry Smith, across the hall, callsour attention to the latest events ofinterest. Of course he has been read¬ing the Maroon—last Friday’s to beexact:“The Devil’’—Rev. Theo. G. Soares.“Meanest Man in Town”—Dr. Brig¬ham.“Bull-headed Fool”—I)r. Boynton.A remark anent The Whistul, as re¬marked to Katherine Prescott, our lit¬tle girl reporter, we feel we shouldprint before it* gets any hotter. Butagain we restrain ourselves. Day Edi¬tress Madelyn O’Shea declares itwould be cruelty to promising report¬ers. Madelyn won’t even tell us howshe spells her name, being in deathlyawe of this department.*The weather.She’s right. Thi3 is murder.—Dopey University StudentsYou will be well taken care of forFANCY SUNDAES and LIGHT LUNCHESatWilliam's Candy Shop1133 East 55th StreetCorner 55th and UniversityThe Roselma Tea Shop6331 Kimbark AvenueHome-Cooked Dinner—Evenings, 85c; Sundays, $1.00Luncheon, 11 to 2—40c and 60cAlso a la CarteResei-vations for Sorority or Fraternity DinnersTelephone Hyde Park 2973Three Years for a StartJOHN HANCOCK experience shows thatif you sell life insurance for three years youwill continue for your entire active busi-ness life.Why? Because you will find it the mostpleasant and remunerative business you canchoose. It is constructive work, it producesself-reliance and independence and affords thegreatest satisfaction in every way. 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