KEEP SPRING IN THE GRASSWht iBatlp aroonVol. 21. No. 94. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, APRIL 13, 1923. Price 3 Cent*VARSITY MEETS PURPLE NINEIN FIRST CONFERENCE GAMETeams Evenly Matched; Eligibility Of Arnt WillStrengthen Maroons; Both Squads HamperedBy Rain And Cold; Weller To PitchAfter a week of hard practice, theMaroons will open the baseball sea¬son tomorrow when they travel toEvanston to meet the Northwesternnine. Since this is the first game ofthe season, it is expected that manyMidway fans will accompany theteam.This year’s team promises to showa jrreat improvement over the one of,last season. There are plenty of strong: Jregulars and a wealth of reserve ma- \terial to draw from in case of neces-1sity.Purple Team In Good ShapeThe Purple squad, although not of ,championship calibre, is a strongand well drilled machine which prom¬ises to give the Maroon nine a tightrace. The team has had a series ofpractice games with Beloit college and ,should be in good condition to meetthe Midwayites.Weller or Arnt will draw the mound jassignment for the Maroons, Tsukya-1ma, Rhorke and Zorn being held as {reserves. Yardley will catch although !Joe Pondelik and Shimberk may havea chance.Arnt Eligible To Enter GameForkel is schedulel to take first;base, Barnes, Caruso or Heile second, jand Weise third. Howell is billed for:shortstop. Arnt, the captain of lavt'year’s Frosh aggregation, has beenlately declared eligible and will playright field. J. Howell, Graham, Codyand Schutz complete the list of field¬ers.McGuire and Rhorke will probablybe unable to play because of the ineli¬gibility rulings. Both have conditionsand it is doubtful whether they willhave them worked off in time for thegame. HOLD FENCING MEETTOMORROW IN GYMLane and Senn High Schools HaveBeen Entered, Says Maroon CoachAn open fencing meet for Chicagoand vicinity, the first of its kind tobe given by the University, has beenarranged by R. V. Merrill, instructorin fencing, to be staged tomorrownight at 7:30 in Bartlett gym. Thebest fencers in the middle west havebeen invited to enter by coach Mer¬rill. In addition entries have beenreceived from several athletic associa¬tions and from two city schools, Laneand Senn. The University squad hasalso been entered with coach Merrill’sexpectation of a good showing.“The events will include fencingwith foil, duelling sword, and sabre,in the novice, junior, and senior class¬es,” said coach Merrill. “There willbe also foil bolts for women. Nov¬ices are especially urged to enter.” GRACE BENNETTTO HEAD SCORESALE FOR FRIARSOnly Woman To Hold StaffPosition WithOrder RUTH GALINSKY SELECTED ASHEAD OF SENIOR VAUDEVILLEShow To Be Presented May 29, from 4 to 6 In Man-del Hall. Appoint Chairmen AndCommittee TodayPICK CHICAGO ASSITE OF BIG TENGOLF TOURNAMENTCaptain Hartman Nucleus OfPromising Squad. ManyFrosh StarsCASTS FOR THREEPLAYS CHOSEN INDRAMA TRY-OUTSSarah Philipson, who last appearedin the lead in “lie” last January isthe latest addition to the cast of “Pep-ita” which will be presented by theGargoyles Saturday April 28 in Man-del. She is to have the role of AuntSebastiana. “Pepita” which will bepresented for the first time in Chi¬cago, will be given in conjunction withShaw’s “Dark Lady of the Sonnets.”As a result of the tryouts held yes¬terday in Cobb 12-A, the followingwill play in Shaw’s piece: Marl Bach-rnch, the Dark Lady; Marie Adels,Queen Elizabeth; Theodore Vimmer-ftedt, Beef-eater; and Perry Miller,William Shakespeare.The three original one-act playsare to be given at an invitational ptr-formance the second week in May formembers of the Dramatic associationand their guests. The plays withtheir respective casts are: “Atmos¬phere” by Judith Strohm; Henderson,Willard Balhatchett; Annie, HazelNystrom; Nancy, Helen Leggett, andAunt Janet, Margaret Joseph.Daniel Rich’s “Golden Asp”: Cleo¬patra, Martha Luetsker; Iris, NanineSteel; Pharmabagus, Herbert Leves-sey; Tak El Thayes, Daniel Rich .“Old Mack” by Lennox Grey de¬mands special care in choosing char¬acters since there are Southern typesrepresented. Final announcementshave not yet been made for this play.Y. M. Banquet TonightAn all-campus banquet given by theY. M. C. A. will be held tonight at 6in Hutchinson cafe. Tickets are sev¬enty-five cents and may be secured atthe Y. M. C. A. office in Ellis hall With the selection of some Chicagocourse for the Conference gold tourna¬ment to be held June 18-21, Maroongolfers have started working for theirsecond consecutive championship. Chi¬cago was picked because of its centrallocation and to reward Coach Staggfor his efforts in placing golf on theplans it now occupies.Candidates for the squad have beenpracticing indoors most of the winterand they will soon play 36 holes med¬al, to determine the team for the firstdual meet. Captain Hartman Varsitymainstay for the past two seasons,will be the first man, the other placesgoing to the three low players in thefirst play-off, in order of their scores.Any man has the right to challengethe man directly ahead of him andthus advance one place. All of thecandidates may challenge the fourthplayer.Set Date** For Dual MeetsTwo dual meets have already beenscheduled while tentative arrange¬ments have been made with four otherBig Ten schools. A practice matchwill be held with Armous Instituteprior to the opening of the race. Thosemeets already decided upon are: May5, Chicago at Purdue; May 3, Illi¬nois at Chicago.In addition to Captain Hartman,Keating and Homan, regulars of oneand two seasons ago, Skinner, Miller,Windette, Woolfolk, Schendorf, andKerr, are out for regular positions.Stars In Frosh ClassSeveral sterling players have beenenrolled in the freshman class whichinsures the Varsity of a strong teamin years to come. Some of these menare: Hackl, former Cook CountyOpen and Amateur champion, Hisert,Western Junior titleholder, Darsey,Mississippi Valley champ, and Chee-dle and Cullom, finalists in the Frank¬fort tourney.A freshman tournament will be heldat n later date to determine the classchampion. A 72-hole medal competi¬tion wil also be held, the four lowmen receiving numerals for theirwork. KAHNWEILER MANAGING SCOREGrace Bennett has been selected tohead the sale of scores for “The Film¬ing of Friars,’ Blackfriars 1923 show.In this capacity she will be the onlywoman connected with the productionof the show. Choice of Miss Bennettfor the staff position was announcedby Frank Linden, Abbott, and BesterPrice, manager, following a considera¬tion of all those who have formerlyserved as score saleswomen.Last year, under the supervision ofVirginia Foster, the newly appointedmanager sold the highest number ofscores. In taking over the positionfor this year Miss Bennett will at¬tempt to break the sales record set bythe last year’s staff of saleswomen.Organization of the new staff will.commence this week, Miss Bennettannounced.Kahnweiler Score ManagerGale Kahnweiler, who is managingthe 1923 score, stated that the nine¬teenth annual music and lyric collec¬tion will contain at least 18 numbers,together with a complete review ofthe show and a page write-up of Ham¬ilton Coleman, who is at present di¬recting his seventh Blackfriar show.The entire score will go to press Tues¬day morning. SECURE DAVIS’ BANDFOR JUNIOR DANCEWill Demand Class Tickets Of AllPersons Attending“Memph” Davis’ jazz orchestrafeaturing Fritz Neilsen at the pianohas been engaged to supply the music 1for the Junior class dance to be heldfrom 4 to 6 in Ida Noyes hall, it wasannounced yesterday by Norris Flana¬gan. chairman of the class entertain¬ment committee.“In ‘Memph’ Davis and Fritz Neil¬sen wt will have two of the best jazz-artists obtainable,” he stated. “Weexpect quite a crowd and have ar¬ranged for a plentiful supply of re- •freshments in the form of punch andcookies.”“The dance is to be strictly for Ju-niors, however,” he said. “Class tick¬ets will be demanded at the door.’UNIVERSITY TO RUNCITIZENSHIP SCHOOLFOR CHICAGO WOMEN HOBO SPELLBINDERSTALK RINGS AROUNDVARSITY DEBATERSMembers Of Down-and-OutFraternity BeatLocal s The Senior vaudeville will be heldthis year.'The date decided upon for thisyear’s Senior show is May 29th from4 to 6 in Mandel hall. Ruth Galinskyhas been appointed manager of theaffair and has announced tht she willchoose her committee chairmen today.Four committees will take charge ofthe details and see that the work isdistributed among the various com¬mittees.The committees to be chosen are:publicity, entertainment, house andticket. Each committee will have twochairmen who will appoint their ownsub-chairmen. The names of all ap¬pointees will be published Tuesday inThe Daily Maroon.All Classes To Take PartThe entire show will be managed bythe members of the senior class butthe other classes will be represented.Although no definite program has asyet been arranged, there are prospectsof dance and song acts, at least onejazz band number and some playlets,written by students. Ruth Glinskywill welcome any suggestions offered.She has asked that they be sent toGreen hall.The vaudeville is to be very informal, and the managers hope that alarge crowd will turn out as they havein former years. The price of thetickets will be twenty-five cents anwill be placed on sale at a date to beannounced later.Prof. Merriam To DeliverAddress On PracticalPolitics 15 AT DELT HOUSEWomen from all parts of Chicagohave been invited to attend the firstSchool of Citizenship, to be held Apr.23-27 in Ida Noyes assembly hall un¬der the joint auspices of the Univer¬sity and the Illinois League of WomenVoters, it was announced yesterdayby E. J. Goodspeed, secretary to Pres¬ident Ernest DeWitt Burton.The school, open to all women re¬gardless of whether they have had ahigh school education or not, will beaddressed by many of Chicago’s lead¬ing political thinkers, including F*rof.Charles E. Merriam of the Depart¬ment of Political Science who willspeak on “Practical Politics,” Associ¬ate Prof. Sophonisba P. Breckenridge,Miss Julia Lathrop of the IllinoisLeague of Women Voters, and MissEdith Abbott of the School of So*cialService Administration.Burton To Make AddressThe opening address of welcome willbe made by Acting President Burtonon the morning of April 23. MissLathrop will reply for the woman’sorganization. Sessions wilPlast all daythroughout the five days of the school,lectures being interspersed withround table discussions of current po¬litical problems under the directionof those lecturing before the school. |The purpose of the school, accordingto its sponsors, is to instruct womenregarding the duties and responsibili¬ties of political life.On the committee in charge of ar¬rangements for the school, in addi-tion to the speakers mentioned aboveare Prof. A. C. McLaughlin, of the De-jpartment of History, Prof. L. D. V'hiteof the Department of Political Sci- jence, E. W. Burgess, of the Depart-!ment of Sociology and I’rof. HaydnTufts of the Department of Philos-'ophy. Representing the attendingwomen will be Mrs. Kenneth Rich andA. M. Simonds, prominent leaders ofthe League of Women Voters.Registration for the school may bemade by any woman by addressing theIllinois League of Women Voters. Lowbrowism walked all over high-1 „„ .... ^browism last night. SENIORS TO HOLDThe debating team of the Chicago | CLASS TEA APRILhobo college, 913 West Washington iBoul., literally talked circles aroundthe Maroon arguers who had jour-1neyed to the college to speak in favor1 The senior executive committee willof the Kansas Industrial court, and meet with Otto Strohmeier today atwon an easy decision amid the shouts 12 in Harper Mil.and plaudits of a hall full of Univer- i A Senior class tea will be givensity students and Chicago hobos. Sunday from 4 to 6 at the Delta TauDr. Ben Reitman, a staunch sup- Delta house, 5607 University Ave., itporter of the hobo college, who acted was announced yesterday by Ottoas master of ceremonies introduced Strohmeier, president of the Seniorthe Varsity team as “charming and c^ass. The Delt orchestra is to play,arrogant,” while referring to his own an^ several downtown acts have beenspeakers as “representatives of the secured as entertainment.worst element in Chicago.”Regular Maroon Team Talks Attendance at the Senior class din¬ner held Wednesday night in Hutchin¬son cafe was considerably larger thanMoscow PlayersTo Visit CampusThe regular Maroon debating team, expected. “The dinner was a greatcomposed of Charles Allen, L. J. Case, success and was unusually well at-and W. H. Winette represented the tended,” said Dorothy Husband,locals while “Chicago Slim,” “Cin-‘cinnati Shorty” and “Scotty Sheri¬dan” did the spellbinding for the ho¬boes.“Cincinnati Shorty,” whose realname is John Weber was introducedby Dr. Reitman as “the man who Fifty-two members of the Moscowknew more about work from a theo- | Art Theatre, now playing in repertoireretical standpoint than any other man at the Olympic theatre will visit thein the world.” “Scotty” Sheridan,! campus today and make a tour of theotherwise known as James W. Sheri- J campus.dan, according to the master of cere- | The actors and actresses will arrivemonies, was termed a typical worker, on the Quadrangles about 1:30 in com-of the world while “Chicago Slim,”! pany with E. J. Gottleib of the classknown a=i John Aoughman outside the of 1919 whose guests they are whileprecincts of the hobo college was in- i at the University,troduced to the assembly as the man J —who was always in the reform school, LAST jviAT MATCHES TONIGHTexcept at those times when he was on ithe way to jail. I The fjna| matches of the intra-muralCharles Allen opened for the Ma- ] wrestling meet will be held tonight inroons, declaring that the United States Bartlett Gym. The bouts will com-has had a carnival of strikes which mence promptly at 7:30; there will becan only be avoided in the future by no admission and all wresting fans arethe universal adoption of the Kansas urged to be present. After the meetIndustrial court. . is over the medals and the loving cupSlim Harangues For Hoboes j win bo *iven to their winners.Chicago Slim, for the hoboes, ar- - ■ - - =gued that the Kansas courts make speeches a collection was taken uplabor combinations illegal but permit from the crowd which crowded thefarmer combinations. “If this goes on, hall to defray the expenses. Two hun-he wound up, “the laborer will be j dred and fifty persons contributed,crushed to death between the upper i One of the speakers leaned over theand the nether millstone.” I hat to see what the profits would be.The debate was successful every! “I always thought that talk wasway except financially. Following the j cheap,” he said. “I know it now.”Papr I \vr> T! ir DAihY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 13, 1923.QJhr Daily fHarnottThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sun¬day nnd Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Sprint; quarters by The DallyMaroon ('onipnny.Entered ;s second elasa mall at the Chi-cstto Pof't offiee, t'hientro, Illinois, March18, 100<>, under the act of March S, 1873.Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis 14Member ofThe U>«tfrn Conference Press AsssrlstloiTHE SCHOOL BOARDThe president of the school boardof the City of Chicago receives nocompensation. The commissioner ofpublic works gets $10,000 a year, andthe president of the board of publicimprovements $5,000. Some light isthrown upon the existing difficulty offinding men of proved business abilityto head the administration of educa¬tion in the public schools. It is nothard to understand why members ofthe board have been guilty of unbe¬coming conduct in the execution oftheir duties.A writer in the Chicago Tribuneyesterday expressed the belief that ifProf. Merriam declines to head theboard of education the position willbe given to Mr. Allan B. Pond, anarchitect and public spirited citizen.We know nothing of Mr. Pond, andhave found no one who does. Ofcourse that does not mean that heis incompetent but would it not bepossible to find someone who knowsmore about the principles of educa¬tion than most architects do, and atthe same time would be able to handlethe business details which would cometo his hands?It was a simple matter to findhighly capable “dollar a year” menduring the war. Isn’t it reasonableto suppose that mayor-elect Dever canfind a man who has had experiencein both business and educational lines?Probably Prof. Merriam can offersome valuable suggestions if he findsit impossible to accept the position.VOX POPTo the Editor:I noticed in the concluding articlein yesterday’s Maroon on the M. S.department, and being an R. O. T. C.myself, must say in defense that Mr.Heald did not consider all the facts,or if so did not state them.For instance, although firing dataand the chemistry of explosives aretaught, nearly half of the coursescomprise subjects directly valuable toany resourceful man. I mean ~thecourse in motors, map making, mili¬tary law, etc. You may say these sub¬jects could be studied elsewhere ? Cer¬tainly, but they are offered here, whynot take advantage ? And I think eventhe strictly military subjects are in¬directly valuable. They are merelycourses of plain logic and commonsense, which provide as good disciplineto the mind as many other subjectswhich are not as logical, to say theleast.As for working hardships on theFreshmen I will state my viewpointwhen I entered. There is no chargefor tuition when M. S. is taken as anextra subject, and besides $80 a quar¬ter is paid to Juniors and Seniors. Iconsidered that fair enough. Thosedrawing the commutation average2 1-2 hours a week in the classroomand 2 1-2 hours other work which isno other than equitation or polo. Theothers only take the 2 1-2 hours class¬room work. No hardship there.But if a student takes M. S. as ex¬tra work and finishes six months early,is he not at an advantage? Can henot take two quarters work in thegraduate school ? Can that be stintinghis education? As for being able toloaf his lust year—he surely can doso if he takes extra work in otherdepartments too, so why blame the M.S. department for that?As for the recreation offered surelylearning to conquer a horse is not ex¬ actly poisoning. I enjoy it more thanbilliards, bridge, or bowling—and thensome. Yet all the former are here totempt us—right here at the Univer¬sity of Chicago—think of it. The R.O. T. C. student has the laugh on theothers if only for that one thing.Dashing along the bridle path alongLake Michigan, for example, or hur¬dling a four foot bar, gives one a joy¬ous thrill that’s worth experiencing.And now lets consider this futurewar business from our own selfishviewpoint. If a war does come, chancesare we’ll have to go anyway, perhapsas a private or non-com. But throughthis little will we be able to obtaincommissions and can go as officers.Most of us will have to choose betweenthese two, unless we have the pull toget into Washington, or the desireto spend a few years in Fort Leavon-worth. So really no hardship isworked upon us. Mind you, ebing anR. O. T. C. grad does not force youto go any more than the others areforced.Of course the chances are there willbe no more war for several years.We of the R. O. T. C. hope so evenmore than the others for we under¬stand warfare enough to know its un¬healthy. And you may rest assuredthat all of us have therefore renewedour desire that man agree with hisbrother. This work has opened oureyes and spurred our efforts.There are some of the reasons whyI emphatically deny the poisoning ofmy mind and soul through my con¬nection with the M. S. department andI honestly feel I have benefited physi¬cally, mentally, morally and financial¬ly-Very truly,Sidney A. 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His work will be to interesthis fellow students in our smokingtobaccos and cigarettes, so personalityand wide acquaintanceship are essen¬tial qualities. The recognized meritof our products makes results certainfor the right man. Write us aboutyour qualifications, stating age, classand why you want the position. Oursales proposal is liberalPatterson Bros. Tobacco Corp. ofRichmond, Va .Address your letter to the New Yorkoffice565 Fifth Ave.1541 East 57th St.1 eresa Dolan DancingAcademy6,‘lrd & Stony Island. Hyde Park 3080Beginners Classes Monday andWednesday Eve. Terms 12 lessons$5.00. Single lessons 75 cents. Pri¬vate lessons by appointment.Hyd« p»rk 2314: |f yOU want to make$25 to $100quick— I have a good propositionL. A. BENSINGER & SONS67 West Madison St. 3rd floorSee Mr. Ansel!Central 3337SordonanArrows h i rt<L^£ade of a better oxford, in a fine, tailor-like way.The collar is the work of the expert Arrow Collarmakers. The cuffs have buttons ft ^ ^of r.rs the Trench link model Jj.UUCLUCTT, PEABODY U CO. Inc. MAKERSYards 0444 Boulevard 9264ICE CREAMSUNDAEwith fruit center is deliciousC«l il at the U. of C. BOOKSTORE i YOU CANNOT HONESTLY JUDGE THE CHURCHUNLESS YOUGO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYST. PAUL’S EPISCOPAL50th and DorchesterGeorge H. Thomas, RectorSunday Services: 8, 9:30, 10 (Sun¬day School) 11 A. M. and 6 P. M.HYDE PARK BAPTIST CHURCH56th and WoodlawnC. W. Gilkey and L. A. Crandall,Ministers9:45 A. M. Sunday School11 A. M.—Sermon by Mr. Gilkey.7 P. M —Illustrated Lecture, Prof.A. C. Noe.8 P. M.—Sermon by Mr. Gilkey.WOODLAWN BAPTIST CHURCH62nd and UniversityMelbourne P. Boynton, Minister |6529 Ingleside Ave. H. P. 840010:30 A. M.—“The Christian Spir¬it.’7:45 P. M.—“The Bull-HeadedFool.”Young People’s meetings, Thurs¬days 8 P. M. Students especiallyinvited.ISAIAH TEMPLEHyde Park Bl. and Greenwood Ave.Dr. Joseph Stolz, Rabbi'“Friday Evening at 8 o’clock.Saturday Morning at 10:30.Everybody welcome.CHURCH OF THE REDEEMER,EPISCOPAL56th St. and Dorchester| John Henry Hopkins, Rector2 Sundays 8 A. M., 9:15 A. M.,* 11 A. M„ 7:30 P. M.Three services each week day.Church always open for private de¬votions.ST. PAUL’S UNIVERSALISTMidway and Dorches*er Ave.Minister, L. Ward Prigham10:00—Discussion Hour.11 A. M.—“The UnderstandingHeart.”7:45 A. M.—Illustrated LectureCohan’s “So This is London.” FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH935 East 50th StreetPerry J. Stackhouse Minister11 A. M.—“The Tyranny and Con¬quest of Fear.”8 P. M.—Illustrated lecture on“Burma”—Rev. L. B. Rogers.Students InvitedTENTH CHURCH OF CHRIST,SCIENTIST5640 Blackstone Ave.• ServicesSunday Morning at 10:45 o’clock.Sunday Evening at 7:45 o’clock.Sunday School for those under 20years, Sunday at 12 noon.Wednesday Evening Meetingswhich include testimonies of Chris¬tian Science healing, at 8.Tenth Church Reading Room55th and BlackstoneA cordial invitation to attend ourservices and visit our Reading roomis extended to all.WOODLAWN ENGLISH LUTH¬ERAN CHURCHTemporary place of worship, Wood¬lawn Masonic Temple, 64th andUniversityClarence E. Paulus, MinisterStudent Bible Classes at 9:45 A. M.Worship at 11 A. M.H. P. METHODIST CHURCH54th and BlackstoneJoshua Stansfield, Pastor9:45, Sunday School11 A. M.—Dr. J. L. Anderson—Secy. Wesley Hospital.7:45 P. M.—Rev. Martin L. Beck.6:30 P .M.—Epworth Leaiue.Leader—Robert Wilson.HYDE PARKCONGREGATIONAL56th and DorchesterPaul G. Macy, PastorTheodore G. Soares, Preacher11 A. M.—“The Devil,” Rev. Theo.G. Soares.7:30 P. M.—“Enoch Arden.” (Il¬lustrated) Rev. Paul G. Macy.Students Wanted—To sell to officemanagers, duringspare of wholetime, a nationally known and ex¬tensively used office specialty. Noexperience necessary. No bulkysamples to carry. Big commissionspaid. Phone for an appointmentfor an interview about 9 A. M.Dearborn 3840. Mr. Bregman.National Bank of Woodlawn63rd Street—Just West of KenwoodA Complete Banking ServiceSAVING ACCOUNTSCHECKING ACCOUNTSSAFE DEPOSIT VAULTSINVESTMENT SECURITIESAll Departments Open For Business SaturdayEvenings, 6:30 to 8:30COWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats,Caps and NeckwearBilliardsCigars, Cigarettes, PipesS. E. Cor. 33th and Ellis Ave. SEE EUROPEthis summer. Young Mon’s Groufor university students nnd young mefrom 18 to 24 years; opportunity tsee Europe thoroughly with congenitcompanions of your own age; persorally conducted tour; capable leadeiship; moderate cost. Write for d(scriptive folder.NEVILLE S. BULLITT201 Keller Bldg. Louisville, KjOAIl,Y MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 13, 1923. Page Thr<GraceBennettthe onlywoman connectedwith the1923BlackfriarshowCOLLEGE LIFEBerkeley, Calif. Charging thatwomen distract the attention of themen from their studies with sociallife and that they come to collegemerely to seek eligible young men, apress tight is being conducted at theUniversity of California and Stanfordto oust women from the universities.The women answer this argument by |frankly stating that the men are jeal-1ous because they are being beatenscholastically, and that, if women arein college looking for eligible youngmen, most of them are leaving dis¬appointed.Seattle, Wash. In order to impressthe oarsmen of coach Callow’s crewat the University of Washington withthe dire results of eating sweets andmeat instead of carrots, rutabagas,parsnips, beets, and greens, a numberof sick rats, which had been experi¬ mented with, were exhibited to the!oarsmen.Stillwater, Okla. Senior men at the IOklahoma Agricultural and Mechani¬cal College this year are to carrycanes regardless of the school in whidhthey are registered, and all of thesenior girls are to carry the same kindof swagger sticks. The price of thecane is .$2.25 and the swagger stickis $1.75. Add Book of CoachZuppke’s To LibraryOf the editions recently added tothe collection of Harper library, sev¬eral interesting volumes are includedunder the lists of economics, historyand sports Of the latter, a 1922 edi¬tion of “Football; Technique and Tac¬tics,’’ by Coach Robert C. Zuppke isthe newest.In the fiield of history are listeda number of studies of foreign na¬tions; ‘Sun Yat Sen,” by James Cant-lie; “Kakemono, Japanese sketches,”by A. H. Edwards; “Documents andNarratives Concerning the Discoveryand conquest of Latin America’; “TheConquest of New Granada, being thelife of Gonzale Jimenez de Quesada,”by R .R. C. Graham; and “London,”by P. H. Ditchfield. In addition tothese is a history of the Great Warby John Buchanan. The books oneconomics are all 1922-3 editons, andinclude O. D. von Engeln’s “Inheritingthe Earth,” Arthur Capper’s “The Ag-gricultural Bloc,” Hayes Robbins “TheLabour Movement and the Farmer,”and “Labour and Politics,” by MollieRay Carrol.Psi U. Announces PledgingPhi Kappa Sigma PledgePhi Kappa Sigma announces thepledging of Carl Meeker of Leaven¬worth, Kansas. Psi Upsilon announces the pledgingof Glenn Ravcnscroft of Cedar Rap¬ids, la.The Latest Model Shoes AreAvailable atMIDWAY BOOTERY936 East Fifty-fifth StreetFairfax 5657Beating Old ManWebsterNoah Webster becamefamous when he wrote70,000 wordsIngersoll^Pencilcarries in its magazine15 double length leadswith a writing mileageof 540,000 words.It requires a new leadonly once for every36,000 written wordsand is so simply con¬structed that it alwaysworks. Will not clogat the point.The GIFT—shown here¬of Rolled Gold $3.00. 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Mr. Johnson’s work iswell known here for hisactiv-ity as clasic art director withthe Chicago Little Theater.This is an opportunity to ob¬tain the benefit of his art andexperience. Mr. Johnson willbe at the studio Friday, Apr.18, at 8 p. m. to meet thoseinterested.Further particulars may beobtained by calling the stu¬dio.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 13, 1923.Me ZChistleSv cr*k«RAF ANI) FOUND, 1923The tennis courts are open now,The lads and gals cavort;Those white duck pantsHow legs enhance,And ah, the plaid skirts short!A block away the athletes swayAnd sock the pill around;But poor dear weMust drearilyThese d— keys rap and pound.Even so. Life is uncertain. EvenNorgie’s Nine is having its ins andouts.THE FOLLOWING people have putin their applications for Spring pub¬licity:Miss Dorothy Dick—which we hereby award.(Personal: How’s the Hupmobile?I got a sox*e foot, Dot. Uummh-huumm).150 YEARS AGO TODAY INThe Campus Whistle(facsimile)Ham: Who was that lady I sawyou with last night ?Egg: That was no lady; that wasmy wife.—George WashingtonHee: Why the doggy costume?Shee: I’m going to get shot, oldbean .Hee: Yeah, you look fit to kill.—“Big Ben’’ FranklinWATSON, THE NEEDLETwo mysteries The Phoenix didn’tsolve yesterday:Mystery No. 1. How they can asktwo-bits for it.M. No. 2. How they get it.WE SEE BY this morning’s thatthe Phi Kaps have pledged CarlMeeker, late of Leavenworth. He mayhave been Meeker when he got outthan when he matriculated, but justwait till the Phi Kaps get him at thefront windows. Meeker, then bleaker,then weaker.NOTE TO CONTRIBSThe Whistle is not a “radical, red,or bolshevist’’ organization. All con¬tributions must be written on whitepaper. For instance, cracks like th*following are barred from this columnunless accompanied by a written ex¬planation, testifying that they are notin code, Vllamsh, or ancient Assyrian. NET CANDIDATES INSHAPE FOR FIRSTMEETS OF SEASON1 earn Present Holders Of BigTen DoublesTitle Rain or ShineTOPCOATS$27.50to(Lineotyper, Don’t Run This)(P. S.—You know what I mean.)MEMatriculation No. 30049; Locker No.932; Employee No. 411; Reynolds club,No. 983657; House No. 565; StreetNo. 62; Combination No. 7-11-7, No.'1011—The PhilistineLITERARY INTELLIGENCEBooks Received:Ayer’s Magazine Guide, 1909Report of the Managers of StudentActivities, Miami University, 1916-17.C-book (slightly used) 1921.EASY LESSONS IN EINSTEINMed-i-tate — ex-pos-tu-late—get-a-date — celebrate-rev-el-late — cheeks-in-flate-do-not-wait — os-cu-late-hes-i-tate — re-tal-i - ate-class-at-eight-con-found-ed-fate! The Varsity net men are rapidlyrounding into shape for the 1923 sea¬son unter the direction of Coach“Doc” Reed and Capt. A. A. Stagg,Jr. With four veterans from lastyear’s team and a host of promisingmen from the freshman and sopho-;more classes, the 1923 squad has thebest outlook in years.Of the men who have returned fromlast year’s successful team, Stagg and. Frankenstein appearto be the pros-.pective mainstays of this season’s ag¬gregation. These two men won theWestern Intercollegiate doubles cham¬pionship last year and performed wellin the singles.The two other veterans are Evansand DeEchwart who were third andfourth respectively on the team lastyear. They are much improved overtheir last season’s form by virtue ofhard work during the summer monthsand are sure of places on this year’s 1team.New Men Are PromisingThree or four new men have ap¬peared and are trying hard to makeVarsity form. Wilson, Koerber, Val¬entine, Boone and several other sop¬homores are candidates. Wilson wonthe freshman tournament last yearand was ninth in the city tournament.He is viewed as a strong possibilityfor Varsity material.The Conference season opens in twoweeks, the Varsity playing Northwest¬ern on the home courts. Meets kxavealso been scheduled with Ohio and 111-Wisconsin away. A return meet withinois, here, and Iowa, Michigan, andthe Purple is scheduled in addition.The Conference meet will come onMay 24, 25 an d26, the latter two dayscoinciding with the trac kinterscholas-tic tournament. The regular Varsityteam has not been selected as yet, asall men will be given a chance to showtheir form.There will be a meeting of all can¬didates for the Varsity tennis team,Monday afternoon in “Doc” Reed’soffice. Capt. Stagg and Coach Reedwill talk to the men. $43.501461 EAST 53dHaberdashersBabb & BabbTailors CROFUT-KNAPPHATS$5.00to$8.50HYDE PARK 5799To Hold NutritionLecture In Blaine of native diet in that country. Sincethat time Miss Mosely has been work¬ing with Dr. Emerson of Columbiauniversity.WESTERN CLUB MEMBERSFLAN BEACH PARTY FETEMembers of the Western club areplanning a beach party, to be heldTuesday evening, Apr. 17, at the Jack-son Park beach. All who wish to at¬tend should meet at 5 in front of IdaNoyes. The party, which includes thepicnic aspect, will replace the regularTuesday night dinner of the club.THE CIRCLE for April, so we hear,is coming out. 211 So. State St.Truly, one-half of the campus dosn’tknow what the other half is ravingout.Dear Dopey:I unders and that several “Ma¬roon” freshmen got together andsprung an advertising stunt for thePhoenix at the Frolic last night, butthey left out the joke, the one on page42.Ultimately,TedDRAMATIC INTELLIGENCEFriars chorus is stuttering the Ptol¬emy Ptoddle. Ptut! Ptut!Boys and girls,Babes in bibs,List to us:We crave contribs.In the words of Orestes, aufwieder-Rehn.Dopey Publisher of national magazineestablished over 40 years desiresto get in touch with party whocan assist in raising capital forexpansion. This is an unusuallyfine opportunity to secure an ac¬tive interest in a magazine witha background of many years ofachievement. For full particu¬lars addressW. A. MILESNew York Athletic Club58 West 59th St.New York N. Y. “Nutritional experience in Labra¬dor” is to be the subject of a stere-optican lecture by Miss Marion Mose¬ly, today at 4:30 in room 410 Blainehall. Guests have been asked to no¬tice the change to Blaine hall ratherthan in the Y. W. C. A. room as wasformerly announced. This is the firstlecture of the quarter to be given un¬der the auspices of the Home Econo¬mics club, and the entire campus hasbeen invited to attend.Miss Mosely has been working withDr. Grenfill for three years, with agroup of volunteers who were takenby Dr. Grenfell to Labrador. Theobject of their work was the study Prof Willett Is HonoredProf. Herbert L. Willett of the Di¬vinity school of the University was re¬cently elected president of the Con¬gress of the Disciples of Christ in In¬dianapolis.Prof. Willett is also secretary of thewestern division of the Federal coun¬cil of the Churches of Christ in Amer-Mortar Board I’ledgingMortar Board announces the pledg¬ing of Frances Jenks of Chicago. 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