Bail? JRaroonVol. 21. No. 93. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, APRIL 12, 1923. Price 3 Cent*CONFERENCE BALLTEAMS READY FOROPENING BATTLESIndiana And Badgers ReturnFrom Training TripsIn SouthWith the opening of the Big Tenseason but a few days away, the ma¬jority of the Conference baseballteams are in far better condition thanare the Maroons. Illinois and Wis¬consin have just finished trainingjaunts through the south, with the re¬sult that both teams are all set fortheir initial games. The combinedefforts of warm weather and sunshinehave given these two squads a big ad¬vantage over the other starters.Michigan and Illinois seem to bethe favorites for the title, the latterhaving a slight edge. Both teamsare well equipped with veterans andboast of one or more first class pitch¬ers. In Vogel, first baseman, thedownstaters have the Big Ten battingchampion for the last two years.Their pitching staff composed of Mohr,Jackson, Roettger, and O’Connor isthe best in the league.Ineligibility Hits BadgersThe Badger machine w’as badlywrecked by ineligibility, five Varsityplayers being barred because of pro¬fessionalism. Rollie Williams of foot¬ball and basketball fame has beenelected captain of the team.Iowa, lead by Barrett, catcher, isonly fair but has good prospects. Gor¬don Locke, football captain is playingfirst base and is the best hitter on thesquad.Other Schools Show WeaknessOhio, Northwestern, and Purdue,look like also rans and may be count¬ed out of the race. The Workmenbrothers are the Buckeyes star bat¬tery, but are only players of averageability. FRESHMEN TO DEBATEIMMIGRATION TONIGHTWill Permit Audience To Discuss Sub¬ject At Conclusion of ContestFreshmen debating teams of North¬western University and the Univer¬sity of Chicago are to engage in adebate on the “Restriction of Un¬skilled Immigrant Labor’’ tonight at 8in Cobb 12-A.The University team, which is totake the negative, will be composedof Edward Metzdorf, Brooks Blossom,and Lawrence Bimsdale, according toRoyal E. Montgomery, Varsity debat¬ing coach.An innovation in the form of par¬ticipation by the audience after theformal debate will be tried out, statedMr. Montgomery. It is planned to in¬troduce this scheme into the Varsitydebates next year, if it is successful.The chairman will be Mr. C. C. Cun¬ningham, Northwestern Universitycoach.COLEMAN TO HEADCAST OF “HAMLET”FOR JUNE PLAYINGCompany Will 1 our Middle-West During theSummerDISCUSS UNIVERSITYSINGS AT MEETING OFFEDERATION HERE A company which will tour the mid¬dle-west with a repertoire of Shakes¬pearean plays, is to be formed byHamilton Coleman in conjunction withThe Gargoyles following tryouts forthe cast of “Hamlet” to be held April21 at 7:30 in Harper M 11.A performance of “Hamlet’ will begiven in Mandel hall on Friday, June3, at 8.Candidates for the cast must be eli¬gible for public appearance under theUniversity regulations. Candidateswho will have completed their col¬lege work before the opening of thetour are preferred, according to anannouncement by Director Coleman.“The formation of the cast for ‘Ham¬let’ offers an interesting opportunityfor all those interested in dramatics,”he said. PROF. FARIS RAPSHONOR SYSTEMSAS UNSUCCESSFULSays Students Need Voice InMaking HonorLawsMAKES SLEUTHS OF STUDENTSFederation, at the first open councilmeeting of the quarter, discussed the“all-university sing” and the reasonfor its loss of popularity upon campus.The object of the discussion was tofind out why the “sings” have suf¬fered a great decrease in the numberof students attending them.Among the suggestions offered wasthat of the transference of the choiceof leaders from among the studentbody to “outside people,” prominentalumni or others with a particular in¬terest in campus activities. In accordwith the general feeling that thesongs have, heretofore, l>een unfamiliar to the majority of students, asuggestion was made to print copiesof the songs to be included in the pro¬grams for distribution at the sings.Under the auspices of the Federation,and under the direct supervision ofMargaret Monilaw, a sing has beenarranged for April 27, when, it ishoped that many of these new ideaswill be appropriated. Problems with¬in the scope of the various commit¬tees also received consideration, par¬ticular discussion centering on thesystem now in use for spreading thespirit of the Federation campus, andthe sponsoring of freshman womenwith the intention of helping themlaunch into active campus life Planswere presented for increasing the in¬terest in the work and sociability ofthe Federation sewing room.In order to fill the place of Dever-uux Jarrat, who is not in the Univer¬sity this spring, the Council has an¬nounced the appointment of DorotheaPfister who will carry on the work ofthe Vocational Guidance committee forthe ensuing year. The name of Dor¬othea Emerson has been added to thenew group of sponsors. Hold Junior DanceOn Friday, 4 to 6A Junior class dance will be heldFriday from 4 to 6 in Ida Noyes hall,it was announced yesterday by Rus¬sell Carrel, president of the class. Anexcellent orchestra has been secured,and refreshments will be served OnlyJuniors will be admitted.Last Military PromAt U. of Wisconsin?HIT THE WALKS Perhaps the last chance for Univer¬sity of Wisconsin students to dancebeneath the dome of the state capitolwhich has been the scene of so manybrilliant social affairs will be the Mil¬itary ball given by the military de¬partment April 20.The Military ball and the Juniorprom are the two biggest social func¬tions of the university. Both havebeen held in the capitol building forthe last few years, but if a resolutionnow before the legislature is passed,the use of the building for universitydances will be prohibited.Cadet Colonel Robert L. Luening ofthe university cadets will lead theball. Gov. J. J. Blaine is to give theaddress of welcome and General J. J.Pershing is expected to be among theother guests of honor Student honor systems for the reg¬ulation and abatement of dishonestyas now administered in leading Amer¬ican universities are inefficient, ac¬cording to the views of Prof. Ells¬worth Faris, of the Department ofSociology expressed yesterday in aninterview with The Daily Maroon.American honor systems, he stated,assume that the student will enforcedisagreeable regulations which hehas no voice in making. This the stu¬dent naturally fails to do and the sys¬tem is therefore unsuccessful.The system as it exists at presentputs the student body in the positionof amateur sleuths reporting viola¬tions of laws imposed on them.“The students prefer to aid in mak¬ing the laws and to let the Deans en¬force them, rather than have theDeans pass rulings which the studentsare forced to administer,” says Prof.Faris.The methods of punishment of theUniversity honor commission came infor its share of criticism at thehands of the professor, being char¬acterized as inefficient. It is degrad¬ing to the special course, when anothermajor is assigned to the student aspunishment for his offense.The fundamental problem of stu¬dent honesty, however, is more than a..v, n P ^ V* O rl c*V*rv> '>r>fV) w . V u* ' * 0 A w.iw,he declared. The actual solution liesin the giving of courses in a more in¬teresting manner so that the studentwill not feel that his entire study andmore specifically the final examinationis a contest between him and the pro¬fessor. This does not mean that rigidfinal examinations should not be held,because such tests are necessary touphold the standards of the Univer¬sity. PROF. STARR TO WRITE SEVENBOOKS ON JAPANESE PEOPLEWorks To Be Symbol Of Long Life Study OfOrient’s Attitude, Psychology, AndLiving ConditionsF RIA RS TbAN*4TcE EThTr AW¬INGFratrnity and club allotments oftickets for Blackfriar performanceswill be made in the order drawn to¬morrow by representatives of thesocieties. Each club and fraternitydesiring ticket blocks must have arepresentative in Hutchinson cafetomorrow at 4 to participate in thedrawings.Distribution of the tickets willbe made next Tuesday afternoon.Each representative drawing forposition must give the eseimatednumber of tickets desired, as wellas the performances for which thepaste-boards are wanted.Box-olfice sales will commenceWdnesday of next week. Ticketsfor all the matinee and eveningperformances will be open to pub¬lic purchase until May 4.MAROON BASEBALLTEAM TRAINS FORTILT WITH PURPLEPRESIDENT BURTONNOT TO SPEAK ATALUMNI CONCLAVESuffers Temporary Loss OfVoice From ThroatTrouble Squad Gets Under WayOpening OfSeason orMEMBERS OF HONORARYSWMMING TEAM MEETMiss Whitney, has asked the follow¬ing, the members of the Honor swim¬ming team, to meet with her today at5 in the gallery of the tank room ofIda Noyes hall: Julia Rhodus, EllenLe Count, Elizabeth Hull, Mary Con¬ley, Ruth Corrigan, Catharine Raw-son, Margaret Slingluff, Alberta Hy¬man, and Ruth Stagg.HIT THE WALKS Owing to a slight case of throattrouble which resulted in the tempo-lary loss of his voice, acting-PresidentErnest DeWitt Burton will be unableto be present as speaker at the All-College dinner opening the Tenth An¬nual Conference of alumni secretariesin Cleveland today.He has appointed Dr. NathanielButler, Dean of the University college,to go in his stead and to read hisspeech. President Burton, who has suf¬fered from a slight attack of throattrouble for two or three days, foundthe condition aggravated after theboard meeting Tuesday so that it wasimpossible for him to keep his Cleve¬land appointment.Besides Dr. Butler, Adolph G. Pier¬rot, Alumni secretary, will representthe University at the conference;Profs. Theodore Soares and FrederickMerrifield wil also be guests andspeakers.The All-College dinner is being giv¬en by alumni in Cleveland *f variousAmerican universities. Fifteen hun¬dred college men and women will at¬tend this banquet. The convention asa whole will be held this week, begin¬ning today and continuing until Sat¬urday. Alumni secretaries from morethan a hundred institutions through¬out the country will be present at theconvention. Preparing for its first big Confer- jence game at Northwestern Saturday,the Maroon baseball team is undergo- iing a week of stiff practice. Although jthe muddy diamond and weather con¬ditions in general form a handicap,the men have been doing good workand are slowly getting into shape.In the game with the Y. M. C. A.College Tuesday, the team showedmuch room for improvement but thework was commendable consideringthe early date. This tilt was purelya practice game and all of the candi¬dates were given a chance to showtheir wares.Freshman Stars Show FormMany good players have come upfrom the freshman ranks, and alongwith last year’s veterans should makea strong nine. Arnt, last year’s fresh¬man captain, showed good form in theoutfield and should make a strong bidfor a regular berth.Phi Beta Delta Pledging Students Get TicketsFor Talk On League Seven books covering the life, atti¬tude, and psychology of the Japanesepeople are to crown eighteen years ofstudy and research by Associate Prof.Frederick A. Starr of the Departmentof AnthropologyThis announcement was made yes¬terday when Prof. Starr declared thathe would devote all of his time afterleaving the University to preparingthe publications and to the furtherstudy of the Orient, particularly Chi¬na, which the noted anthropologistholds to be the most interesting coun¬try on the face of the earth todayResult of 18 Years’ Work“I have been gathering material forthis work for the last eighteen years,during which I have made ten tripsto the Orient,” Prof. Starr said.“While the books are to be scientificand, I hope, a real contribution toknowledge, they will at the same timemake a popular appeal.”In speaking of his contemplatedtour of the East Prof. Starr said: “Iexpect to visit Japan, Korea, Siam,China, and the Phillippines. I shallput in most of my time in China,which today stands between existenceand slavery; that is, industrial slaveryto which the countries of the westernworld are at present tryin gto subjecther by exploitation of the tremendouslabor resources which lie within theboundaries of China.Japan Termed Altruistic“But,” went on Prof. Starr, “Japanwill not take part in this exploitationwhich today faces China. That coun¬try is too altruistic to follow the leadof the western countries.”Prof. Starr said that he would makehis American headquarters on the Pa¬cific coast. Just where he would locatehe would not say, although he inti¬mated that he has already picked outthat part of the coast in which he ex¬pects to locate.McGUIRE ACCEPTSPOSITION AS COACHFOR LOYOLA TEAMTickets for 300 in the gallery ofOrchestra hall have been secured freeof charge for use by members of theUniversity for the lecture to be givenby Lord Robert Cecil to be given on“The League of Nations” next MondayApril 16.. Prof. George H. Mead ofthe Department of Philosophy, whoas member of the executive commit¬tee of the council on foreign relations,under whose auspices the lecture is to 1be given, was instrumental in secur-jing the tickets, declared yesterday jthat this is an excellent opportunity ito hear Lord Cecil who is the man in!Europe most definitely connected with 1the league of nations.“Lord Cecil,” said Professor Mead,“is an interesting figure coming from Ian old English family, and, though aconservative, has fought for the league!from the start.” Professor Meadstressed the fact that tickets shouldbe taken only by students who are ac¬tually going to use them. Charles E. (Chuck) McGuire, cap¬tain of the 1921 Maroon football teamand assistant coach last season, hassigned a contract with Loyola Acad¬emy where he will coach next season.McGuire made a brilliant recordhere, playing Varsity tackle for fouryears and being selected for both all-Conference and all-American teams.He has received considerable coachingexperience since his graduation, act¬ing as an assistant to Coach Stagg.He succeeds “Duke” Dunn, an oltfMichigan star, who has developed afine brand of prep-school football atthe academy. The position is one ofthe most desirable in the city, theschool drawing only the first classcoaches.Adopt New RulesFor Free ThrowsSigma Nu Announces PledgesPhi Beta Delta announces the pledg¬ing of Louis Platt Isador Patman andSol Walder of Chicago, Ill. Sigma Nu announces the pledgingof Max Thomas of Jamestown, N. Dak.and Ernest Drew of Marshalltown, la. Important new rulings governingfree throws were adopted yesterdayat a meeting of the joint basketballrules committee.The rule affecting the specializedfoul shooter prescribes that when afoul is called against a player the manfouled must make the free throw. Twofree throws will only bo allowed whenj the player has the ball in his posses¬sion within the goal zone or when thei player is in the act of shooting.PHOENIX OUT TODAY | PHOENIX OUT TODAY.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 12, 1923.3ljr Daily iflarmutTht Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished inurninga. except Saturday, Sun¬day and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DallyMaroon Company.Entered as second cIhss mull at the Chi¬cs ■> I'nRl office, Chicago, Illinois, March13. liXRi. under the act of March 3, 1873.Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis 14Member ofThe \\ cstern Conference 1‘roas AssociationMINNESOTA ANI) USLacking a circulation sufficientlylarge to permit continued publication,The Minnesota Daily was forced tosuspend activity at the end of the Au¬tumn quarter. It has now returned toits offices with a total circulation of10,000. Obviously the members of theUniversity of Minnesota realize thata daily paper is something of a neces¬sity in the conduct of satisfactory col¬legiate life.It is impossible to resist a compari¬son with the situation of The DailyMaroon. Granted that the Minnesotapaper is larger, slightly, than the Ma¬roon, and carries but little more read¬ing matter. Insisted, however, by us,that it contains no more interestingnews; the stories are “padded.” Bothpapers serve a metropolitan comrnunity, and therefore cannot attain thesize of The Michigan Daily or TheDaily Illini, which publish all of thesmall town news, and have virtuallyno competition offered by city papersin the publication of Associated Pressdispatches. So it is that the Minnesotaand Chicago papers are in similar cir¬cumstances.Circulation of The Minnesota Daily,10,000. Circulation of The Daily Ma¬roon, 1,300. We assume, conservative¬ly, that our present circulation ex¬ceeds that claimed by the Minneapolispaper at the time of its cessation,some three months ago. The moral isobvious. Perhaps next year’s DailyMaroon officials might be using busi¬ness expediency in suspending publica¬tion during the Winter quarter. 8 Sunder, .,i PRESSROOMS22S jJLp UBLISXIINGNot /or Profit—but for ServiceGOOD MONEYFigures complied by Ohio Stateuniversity officials show that the Uni¬versity of Chicago led all other BigTen schools in receipts from this sea¬son’s football games. Our total was$212,852.93. Michigan, in second place,reports $181,605.93.Considering that we have a seatingcapacity thought by many to be dis¬gracefully small, we did not do so bad¬ly. For the first three of the sixgames but slightly more than half ofthe tickets were sold. Ohio, with itsstadium holding 63,000 people, accu¬mulated only $168,966.11. From aneconomic standpoint, we did fairlywell. Two hundred and twelve thou-sond dollars is quite a bit of money,coming as it does from the activity offifty or sixty students.VOX POPTo the Vox Pop: I read with greatinterest the article appearing in yes¬terday’s Maroon, in the Vox-Pop, byAllen Heald. It seems that he is un¬aware of the condition and the aimsof this department. Does he thinkthat he can abolish war by destroy¬ing the U. S. Army? Certainly, I amin accord with any sensible and prac¬tical move for world peace, and if thiscould be done by abolishing every The modern printing-press is the key to large-scale productionof good books. Running at high speed, it attains quantityin output without a sacrifice of quality. Printing on surfacesof different sizes, on various kinds and grades of paper, it produces,hour after hour, the pages that are to be bound into the finished book.Electrically driven, self-inking, fed automatically or by hand, it is one of thewonders of the modern world.The cylinder press prints from type-forms or plates that arelocked in a horizontal position on the bed of the press. To thisinked surface the paper is carried in large sheets hy a rapidlyrevolving cylinder, which is skilfully padded with thin layers of tissue wher¬ever tests have shown that a portion of the page would otherwise receivea faint impression. Similarly “made ready,” the platen press prints froma vertical type-form to which the paper, in small sheets, is carried by aflat plate.5 In the pressrooms of the University of Chicago Press the pages ofDr. Roy L. Moodie’s Antiquity of Disease are now being printed.The Miehle cylinder presses are turning out the illustrationsandthetext of the book itself, while the platen presses are print¬ing the descriptive jacket in which the volume will be sold.THIS IS THE SIXTH OF A SERIES OF ADVERTISEMENTSTHAT WILL DESCRIBE THE MAKING OF GOOD BOOKS ATTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO PRESSarmy in every country in the world,; millions of lives would have beenI would say, “Go ahead.” But obvi- saved.ously this would be out of the ques-1 Looking at the question from ation. As it is, we have one of the j purely educational one for a moment,smallest armies among the big na¬tions of the world. What then doesMr. Heald propose to do? Abolish thedepartment of Military Science andTactics in the University of Chicago.And why? Merely because it istraining men to be good citizens, tobe physically fit for any duty of life,and ready to serve the country in caseof emergency. Where would we havebeen if we had followed this eoursein 1917? Perhaps we would have beensafer for a time while our allies bledat the hands of the Hun, but their re¬ does Mr. Heald ever consider thetraining that he received when he tookequitation in the fall quarter as worthanything ? Has he ever thought thatit cost the government something toconduct these classes so that theymight be free of charge to students ?Naturally, the government expectssomething in return—not a band ofcutthroats, as he pictures it, but realcitizens, ready to be of help to thecountry in time of greatest need.No, Mr. Heald, do not attempt toabolish war by abolishing the army ofsistance being overcome we would not | the U. S. Outlaw war if you can byhave had to cross the seas to go to' bringing peace and harmony betweenwar.—we would have found it at our nations, but think a moment of themerit of the Military Science Depart-own door As it was, had we beenprenared as wo should have been, thewar would not have lasted so long, and ment before you condemn it entirely.Morton Barnard TypewritersALL MAKESSold and RentedReasonable PricesSpecial Rental Rates to StudentsREMINGTON PORTABLESAmerican Writing MachineCompany329 S. Dearborn St. Harrison 1360 CLASSIFIED ADSWANTED—Dishwasher for board andnominal pay per month. Apply 5711Woodlawn Ave.ROOM TO RENT—1365 E. 60th St.Call Mid. 5368. Must vacate.FOR SALE—Attractive Evening dressgood condition, $10.00. Im/iireforenoons. Mrs. Thompson, U. of C.Bookstore.Stanford UniversityCaliforniaSummer Quarter, 1923Tuesday, 19 June, to Saturday1 SeptemberSecond Half Begins 26 JulyOpportunities to work forhigher degrees and the A. B.degree in the oceanic climateof the San Francisco peninsula.Courses in the regular aca¬demic and scientific branches,and in law.Information from Office 6STANFORD UNIVERSITYCaliforniaSEE EUROPEthis summer. Young Men’s Groupfor university students and young menfrom 18 to 24 years; opportunity tosee Europe thoroughly with congenialcompanions of your own ago; person¬ally conducted tour; capable leader¬ship; moderate cost. Write for de¬scriptive folder.NEVILLE S. BULLITT201 Keller Bldg. Louisville, Ky.If you want to make$25 to $100quick— 1 have a good propositionL. A. BENSINGER & SONS67 West Madison St. 3rd floorSee Mr. Ansel ICentral 3337STUDENTS INTERESTEDin summer sales work with a guar¬anteed salary communicate withT. RUSSEl BAKER5710 Woodlawn Ave.Phone: Dorchester 0152APRIL SHOWERSBRING OUTriSH BRA*0 TTMUVF S3 ’SKi W Vr kaaui tta >Bh. "uflrFISH BRAM)v\V \\ 'XCiWEftsWATERPROOF CLOTHINGX □SlickersTouncoatsAuto Coats□FOR SALEAT LOCALSTORESA J.TOWER CPBOSTON On . Recor<BrunswickA splendid recording of Grieg'sPeer Gynt Suite:Part I—“Morning”Part II—“Anitra’s Dance”Brunswick Record No. 2407Played by theCAPITOL GRAND ORCHESTRAErno R«pee, ConductorConceded by many critics to be the finest symphonyorchestra in any theatre in the world.A striking example of the fidelity of Brunswickrecording.Brunswick Records play on any phonograph.Dealers have new Brunswick Records dally IffinmawickPHONOGRAPHS AND PECOI'* DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 12, 1923. Page ThreeH. J. Smith WritesFor April “Circle”A contribution from Henry JustinSmith, who was cartooned by RosendoGonsolez for the “premier" of the Cir¬cle, will appear in the April issue,which will be on sale next Wednsday.His article, entitled “How to Be aParis Correspondent," promises to beone of the most interesting in thisnumber.The undergraduate body will be rep¬resented by Jack Oppenheim’s “TheRisible and Lacrimose," and MeyerLevin’s “The Artist," which will besupplemented by a character sketchby Rosendo Gonselez.A portrait of Stanislaw Szukatski,sculptor, painter, and poet will be ac¬companied by an article picturing himas he sees himself and one as seen byNancy Shores.A Great*:sL . > an eePlayed byI S H AJONES’ORCHESTRAFox Trot(il(Reverse side)“Sawmill River Road”From “Glory''Record No. 2406A Striking Example of Clear RecordingNew Records Every DayBrunswick dealers have newrecords daily. No waiting.The world's truest repro¬ductions. IMay on any pho¬nograph. Hear. Andcompare—TODAY. COLLEGE LIFETyler, Tex. The University of Texas 1is holding an ugly contest for men to'compete with the beauty contest for iwomen.Morgantown, W. Va. Because 2501freshmen flunked in one semester at \the University of West Virginia, all jfirst year men under 21 years of ageare prohibited from joining any fra¬ternity or other society of a similarnature.Cambridge, Mass. For the first,time a university team will competewith a women’s team when the Har-1vard freshmen debaters meet thefreshman team from Vassar.Oxford, Eng. Spiked poles been'placed on the outside walls of the jdormitories at Oxford. This action jwas taken due to the custom of women !slipping out after dark because ofdates.Montreal, Can. Five hundred fresh-1men at McGill university staged a Iriot in the dining hall as a protestagainst the rule which compels the!yearlings to eat in the Commons.Corvallis, Ore. Women at OregonAgricultural have a tendency to be“highbrow" and refuse to speak is the jaccusation made in a vox-pop in the !O. A. C. Daily Barometer.Suppress U. of Texas PaperUniversity and civil authorities ofAustin, Texas, have again suppressedthe Blunderbuss, a semi-anenymescampus publication of the University!of Texas, for alleged indecencies in Jits contents. The two men charged jwith editing the irregularly appearingpaper were placed under arrest forlibel. They were releasd on $100bond.French Club To Hear SpeechProf. Henri David will address LeCercle Francais on “Les Jardins deVersailles” today at 4:30 at the Mai-son francaise, 5810 Woodlawn avenue. Real Honey-Spanish Almonds andReich’s Richest MilkChocolate give toCHOCOLATEMILK NOUGAT BARa wealth of flavor that issimply deliciousSold in the Purple Rolland White W rapper—Everywhere.Beating Old ManWebsterNoah Webster becamefamous when he wrote70,000 wordsIngersoll“Pencilcarries in its magazine15 double length leadswith a writing mileageof 540,000 words.It requires a new leadonly once for every36,000 written wordsand is so simply con¬structed that it alwaysworks. Will not clogat the point.The GIFT—shown here¬of Rolled Gold $3.00. InRolled Silver $1.00.See this and other modelsat your stationery or cooper¬ative store.Ingersoll Redipoint Co.,Inc.Wm. H. Ingersoll, Pres.461 Fourth Ave., New York City The Latest Model Shoes AreAvailable atMIDWAY BOOTERY936 East Fifty-fifth StreetFairfax 5657 & ON LAKE MICHIGANmr/ott %!esMONOGRAMMEI) CIGARETTESAll “HE - MEN" smokemonogrammed cigarettes.Your favorite make wrap¬ped with your personalmonogrammed paper willmake a hit.BURTON WALES1505 Lakeview Building116 South Michigan AvenueTelephone Central 4325 ■ LJ=s=A=’‘ 145 ’' \4ij.. "A* r -7-j|amF ajfjl i V > --•L;V“'I 1 /< I / Consider the!’ ‘ n '< SUN BOOMV for private parties For Spring Teasand DancesYou will want to make reservationnow for the Sisson ball-room. Collegeaffairs are scheduled already for manySpring dates. The reason the Sissonis popular is due to its “atmosphere.”It happens to be the place to go! Ofcourse you may consider the ball-roomoverlooking the Lake, the proximity ofthe Sisson, the Sisson Society Synco-pators, the Sisson cuisine, the cordialSisson hospitality. But the facts are,everybody likes the Sisson. Give yourSpring party there!For arrangements, call Fairfax 1000Sisson Dinner Dances Every Wednes¬day and Saturday $1.50 I’er PlateLake Michigan at Fifty-Third StreetumStudents Wanted—To sell to officemanagers, duringspare of wholetime, a nationally known and ex¬tensively used office specialty. Noexperience necessary. No bulkysamples to carry. Big commissionspaid. ’Phone for an appointmentfor an interview about 9 A. M.Dearborn 3840. Mr. Bregman. Yards 0444 Boulevard 9264ICE CREAMSUNDAEu)ith fruit center is deliciousGet it at the U. of C. BOOKSTOREil Gifts that growlTriwood Flower Shop1527 E. 63rd Street—Near Harper AvenueAs Near As Your PhoneHyde Park 5562Say it with flowersPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 12, 1923.9%e Zdhistle{Tc.*k«TO THE LOVER OF AN IDEALAh, Fool!You builded a temple in your mindAnd pictured in it the creatureThat you sought—Hut with man’s boundless mortalityYou had to forge your idealWith the earth.And so you named itFor a girl.Ah, good! So long as you did not seethe girl,So, good;For you could picture her to beWhat you sought for.Hut the disillusionment—Inevitable—W as it worth the erstwhile paradise?Ah, fool!—The PhilistineIN PURSUANCE of our previouslypronounced platform, we have obtain¬ed the serial publication rights ofJohn Van Zant’s new novel, “Millie,”and commence the fireworks with thisissue. Just a moment, tho. Aftercarefully perusing Chapter the First,we find that in order to comply withour policy of withholding campusnames, we can print only two para¬graphs, which follow:MILLIEI.“Oh, daddy, dady!” cried Millie halfaloud. And then there came anotherthought—a thought that would notdown.Would Bob care?—VanzieWatch for the next installment ofthis stupendous work. (Note: MoneyCheerfully Refunded If You Are NotSatisfied.)Dear Dopey:I read the Whistle yesterday. MayI extend you my personal gratitude?Just before you knock the next onedead you might mention that we givea coffin with six silver handles fortwenty-five bones. Yours for the can¬dle snuffs out.SKEELES-B1DDLE“Three Convenient Chapels”THE HIGHER FRENCHFriend Wishbone is all het up aboutthis partie de powpec at the Trianon.He’s a bright boy, tho. Give hima chance. He’ll figure it out sooneror later. Anyway, what’s a collegeeducation for ?THOUGHTS FOR THE SEASONWonder why our hated rival, theSap and Clown, doesn’t announce an¬other subscription scramble? A bunchof bad eggs, say we. They don’tknow their meat.CONCERNING MR. HEALD, thevoxpop artist, Uncle Larry wishes toremark that when a bozo don’t like thearmy, the army makes him like it.Larry used to be a cavalry cook, andin that capacity wrote those soul-stir¬ring lines that every school-childknows:“Ours not to question why,Ours but to eat and die.’Dear Dopey:See by the paper that Hermes willtake charge of the Blackfriars orches¬tra this year. Well, I suppose he’lldo, but why didn’t they try to get thisguy who directed the nine Muses, who,it will be recalled, made records forthe Parthenonograph Co. of Attica. Atleast they might have secured theservices of Orpheus, but Hermes—never!AlonsoWE HAVE BEEN trying, for thelast two hours, to dope out the con¬nection between Spring football prac¬tice activities and the Hit the Walkcampaign. A vague sort of notionabout hit the dummy and hit the duststirs us to ask the sports writersacross the aisle, but on secondthought we won’t do that rash thing.They would think we were trying tobe funny, which we are.With which yours truly hits theHarper bay.Dopey RUN FIRST BOUTSOF INTRA-MURALWRESTLING MEETMany Students Enter In Pre¬liminaries Of Big MatTourneyClose decisions and fierce boutsmarked the preliminaries of the intra¬mural wrestling meet in Bartlett gymyesterday. Great interest was shownin the bouts all of which were goodfrom the point of wrestling anl fromthe point of contest.Sixty or seventy students entered,some as individuals and some as cogsin the fraternity teams. Tau KappaEpsilon and Sigma Nu had the great¬est number of representatives, theformer entering twenty men and thelatter entering fourteen.Many Bouts Won On FallsThe majority of the bouts were won on falls although there were several:close decisions. Under the rules the,wrestling time was divided into eight [minute periods.In the 117 pound class Hoffstadt, |Meyer, Farris and Turnquist wontheir bouts. Hoffstadt and Meyer willmeet to wrestle for first place whileFarris and Turnquist will take themat for third place in the division.Men Win In Various ClassesIn the 127 class Goebel, Faber, Lo-vick and Graham won their bouts. Van \Cleave, Rosi and McKinnon took hon¬ors in the 137 pound class. These re¬maining in the finals for the 145 poundclass are Wolf, Murphy, Hagey andStevens. Kimmerle, Me Mastery andHamilton finished in the 158 poundclass.The final bouts are scheduled fori Friday at 7:30 when the championshipin each division and fraternity honorswill be decided. 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