W$t Batlp JfflaroonVol. 21. No. 91 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, APRIL 10, 1923. Price 3 Cent*KANSAS CITY WINS NATIONALTITLE; ROCKFORD FIVE SECONDCharleston And Muskegon Win Third and FourthPlaces. Tournament Big Success. WinnersGet Two Men On All Star TeamFirst TeamDouglas, Charleston, S. C.Proudfit, Kansas City, Kans.Zuber, Kansas City, Kans.Hogan, Osage, la.Nelson, Rockford, Ill.All-American Prep TeamPosition Second TeamForwardForwardCenterGuardGuard Bergening, Muskegon, Mich.Ford, Westport, Me.Peschek, Morton, Cicero, Ill.Vaskowsky, Tilden, ChicagoT. Weeks, Charleston, S. C.Finals I In a game, featured by the fastKansas City, Kansas 43; Rockford, III. pasing of the Kansas forwards, Kan-2j I sas City, Kansas, won the NationalGame For Third Place ! Interscholastic title in the finals of theCharleston, S. C. 35; Muskegon, Mich-; cage tournament held Saturday nightigan 25. PRELIMINARY MATBOUTS COMMENCETOMORROW NIGHTKeen Competition PromisedAs Entry ListSwellsSIGMA NUS HAVE 14 ENTEREDPreliminary bouts of the intra-mu¬ral wrestling tournament will bestaged in Bartlett Gym, Wednesdayafternoon at 4:30. Sufficient entrieshave been received to assure the stag¬ing of the meet, and there is sure tobe some keen competition in each di¬vision before a winner can be declared.Gold, silver and bronze medals willbe given in each division and a largesilver loving cup will be awarded tothe fraternity scoring the largestSemi-final RoundRockford, III. 4.>; Charleston, S. (. 21.. Although Rockford had the advan-Kansas City, Kans. 30; Muskegon, tages of weight and height, the Jay-! hawker players simply ran circles_ around the slower Illinois team. Kan-By John F. McGuire ] sas was never in doubt as to what toin Bartlett gym. Rockford, Charles- number of points. The trophies willton, and Muskegon finished in the or¬der named.Mich. 26.In consideration of the playing of do and when, and the result was ap-about 400 men on forty teams in the parent after the first few minutes offifth annual National Interscholastic P1** The accurate shooting of Proud- be on exhibit at the University BookStore, Wednesday.Strong Fraternity TeamsMany strong fraternity teams areentered, but little is known of therelative strength of any of them. TheSigma Nus are favorites with four¬teen entries, all of whom have beentraining for the event since its an-fit and Schmidt, forwards, coupled nouncementBasketball Tourney, ten men stand out with the fine floor’ work of z;ber> cen_promiently after a careful study of ter, completely bewildered the Rock-their playing qualities both on offense ford ladsand defense, and are chosen from therespective views of coaches, officials,and students of the game, who wit¬nessed the majority of the contests.The men who competed in the tour¬ney games are the pick of the countryand have demonstrated their superior¬ity over their state opponents by vir¬tue of their winning the state prepcage titles. Many of them have beenchosen on all-state teams in their re¬spective states.Western Teams SuperiorMiddle western teams showed theirsuperiority over teams from other sec¬tions of the country. Only one nonmid-western team, Charleston, S. C.managed to survive until the semi¬final round of play, the other teams,Kansas City, Kas., Rockford, III., andMuskegon, Mich., distancing their ri¬vals. Westport High of Kansas City,Mo., State champions, Osage, la., Til¬den High and New Trier, all middle The officiating of the meet will betaken care of by Capt. Sarpolius, andLeonard Loeb, the latter a member ofthe faculty. Winners in Wednesday’s. , events will compete in the finals onth.rd and fourth places was on much j p>rj(javThe Charleston-Muskegon battle forthe same order, the southerners out-Michigan Team Outclassedclasing their more inexperienced op- Entry List Still OpenEntry blanks for the meet may beponents in every department of the! ^a(l upon application to Mr. Berry ingame. The uncanny long distance the Medical Advisor’s office in Bart-shooting of Borgerding, Muskegon j lett, until this afternoon at 5 whenforward, was all that prevented the 1 the entry list will close,game from developing into a walk- j The tournament is the first of itsaway. | kind ever held under the auspices ofThe afternoon games between Rock^ i the University. The Athletic depart-ford and Charleston and Kansas and j ment is actively engaged in the meet,Muskegon were well played but lacked. and is giving it to create and stimu-the excitement prevalent in the other; lute better student interest in thetilts. Rockford had an easy time in minor sports. An all-University swim¬winning from Charleston, but the Kan- j ming meet will be held within asas-Muskegon game was close and | month, and the winners in these eventsonly decided in the last few minutes will be invited to try out for the Varof play.Large Crowds See GamesThe tournament was the most inter¬esting and successful to be held thusfar, as is shown by the fact that over jwestern teams, stayed in the running 30,000 people witnessed the games. sity teams. An amateur fencing meetopen to all amateur fencers in the cityFriday, Apr. 13 at Barelett Gym. En¬tries for this meet will remain openuntil the first bout which will takeplace at 7:30.until the fourth round of play.Teams in the vicinity of Chicago didfairly well in the tourney, Tilden, citychampion, and New Trier, north dis¬trict champion, playing in the fourthround. Morton High of Cicero, andHyde Park, other local teams in thetourney, were knocked out of the run¬ning in the second round, Morton los¬ing to Tilden, 35-24, and Hyde Park(Continued on page 3)LOCAL POLO TEAMTO COMPETE WITHU. S. SQUADS SOONPolo matches with the 122 Field Ar¬tillery, the 124 Field Artillery, andthe South Side Equestrian association,among others, have been arranged forthe Polo association of the Univer¬sity Battery, according to Lieut. JohnHinton, officer in charge of polo. Thesematches will be played off during thecourse of the quarter.Polo practice is to be held on Mon¬day, Wednesday and Friday after¬noons at 3:30, stated Lieut. Hinton.Followers of sport at the Universityhave been urged to turn out to watchthe practice games and give the teamtheir support.Some of the players who haveshown good form and who will prob¬ably be in the lineup for the matchgames, according to Lieut. Hinton, areas follows: Merle Wetton (captain),William Epple, Edgar Bibas, MarkBates, Lester McClatchie, HymanFriedberg, L. M. Karcher, Russel Pet¬tit, Crighton McGaffey, Clark Shaw,Hugh McDonald, George Crisler,Owen Albert, Wilfred Combs, WallacePeterson, and Louis Stirling. Approximately $10,000 was made inthe five days of play, the surplus ofwhich will be turned over to the TrackInterscholastic to be held in May.The teams as a whole were awayabove those competing in the formermeets and the way in which the stu¬dents supported their favorites should Add Seven DramasTo Rental LibraryNew books of plays or volumes con¬cerning drama now on hand at the, Rental library are as follows: ‘Come-bring many of these players to the, dies of Words and other Plays” byuniversity.Touramcnt Well HandledThe tournament was run off in Arthur Schnitzler, translated fromthe German and with an introductionby Pierre Loving; “Exiles,” a play inafaultless manner, most of the games i three acts, by James Joyce; “If,starting promptly on time. The offi-1 play in four acts, by Lord Dunsany;ciating was only fair, numerous ques¬tionable technical fouls serving to slowup the play.The untiring work of both the ath¬letic department and students, hasmade possible this most successful Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary,’ ’a lightcomedy in four acts, by St. John G.Ervine; “New Irish Comedies” and“Three Wonder Plays,” by Lady Greg¬ory; and “Representative One-actPlays by Continental Authors” editedmeet, a meet which should be of great by Montrose J. Moses, with biographi-benefit to the university. I cal notes and bibliographiesStudent Commission RunsFinal Exams at Stanford'I his is the second of a series of ar¬ticles dealing with the systems forpromoting student honesty used atother universties. The first article,dealing with the failure of the honorsystem at Illinois was printed lastThursday. The third, which will dis¬cuss conditions at institutions havingno student honor system will appeartomorrow.By Clifton M. UtleyErring students at Leland Stanforduniversity are allowed to play a lnrgepart in their own reformation. Under FEDERATION TO HOLDOPEN MEETING AT 7Sewing Room To Open Today.Will Be Served TeaArrangements to hold a Federation“Free for All” have been planned forthe discussion in the open councilmeeting to be held tonight at 1 inIda Noyes hall. The Federationfeels that this is a suitable subjectfor the first open meeting. In thediscussion for this meeting each coun¬cil member will explain the work ofher special department and invite crit¬icism and suggestions. The primarypurpose for this explanation and dis¬cussion will be to acquaint the womenwith work being done by the Federa¬tion and the mechanisms by whichit is done.Since this is the first open meetingat which the new officers preside, Hel¬en Wells, president of the associationis particularly anxious for all thewomen to come and hear the planslaid forth. All the new council mem¬bers will sit at the council table, inorder to present the work in a moreunified manner. Federation tableshave been reserved in the refectory ofIda Noyes hall and will be designatedby lighted candles. Any women whowish to have dinner with the Federa¬tion group have been cordially invitedby the new president to sit at one ofthese tables.The Federation sewing room willbegin its work for the quarter witha social afternoon to be held todayfrom 1:30 until 4:30. Tea will beserved. Hours for the sewing roomwill be from 1:30 to 4:30 daily as inprevious years and Isabelle Kincheloehas urged every one to sign for atleast an hour’s work every week. Thework done will be given to the freedispensary of the Lying-In hospital.All grades of sewing can be utilizedfrom sewing on buttons to embroideryand since a certain number of babiesare dependent on the work turned outby the Federation all cooperation iswelcomed. CALL OUT CAMPUSMUSICIANS IN NEWFRIARS SHOWHermes Is Appointed Orches¬tra Manager For 1923;Starts DriveMEN TO REPORT TOMORROWWhether or not the 1923 Blackfriarshow will be sung and danced to thetune of a student orchestra dependsentirely upon the enthusiasm shown atthe meeting of orchestra candidatestomorrow evening, according to FrankLinden, Abbot of the Order, and Ar¬thur Hermes, newly appointed orches¬tra manager.The meeting, which is scheduled for7:30 in Mitchell tower, is representedas the last attempt of the Blackfriarsto assemble a student orchestra. “Un¬less a large number of campus musi¬cians turn out for this meeting,” in-den said yesterday, “we wil be com¬pelled to hire a professional orchestra.In the face of the great success of thestudent aggregation last year, itseems a pity that Friar productionsshould relinquish their character asall-student enterprises.”Need Twenty MusiciansPlaces for twenty men are open to, the candidates who wil present them¬selves at the meeting tomorrow night..Th orchestra manager wishes to em¬phasize that not only experienced menfrom last year’s show, but capable newmen are in demand.35 CANDIDATES ONHAND FOR SPRINGFOOTBALL TRAININGOutlook Bright As VeteransReport For EarlyDrillthe honor system now in effect therethe student caught cheating is givenan opportunity to go before the Stu¬dent council himself and make con¬fession of his wrong-doing before athird party can report the case.If the accused person takes advan¬tage of the opportunity and goes be¬fore the council no third party isheard in the conduct of the case. Thestudent, on the strength of his ownconfession of wrong is allowed to con¬tinue his work on the presumptionthat, having confessed his faulty he(Continued on page 2) Coach Stagg has already started ac¬tive work in his quest for the Big Tenfootball championship in the 1923 sea¬son. With eight letter men on hand,and an abundance of experienced ma¬terial coming up from the freshmanteam, the Maroons begin spring train¬ing with unusually bright prospects.At present, Captain Pyott, Gowdy,and Thomas are out for other teamsand will be unable to report for thepreliminary work. However, as springpractice is primarily for the new men,their absence will not be seriously felt.Good Men For LineFor the end positions, the Varsitywill have Lampe and Dickson, lettermen, and Barnes, a reserve from lastfall. In King, Pondelik, Dawson andGowdy, regulars, and Hibben, Abbot,Hobsheid, Henderson, and Pokrass,freshmen, the “Old Man” has a strongnucleus for the line.John Thomas and Zorn will takecare of the fullback job, assisted byBean of the yearlings. Captain Py¬ott, Harry Thomas, and Byler, willbe back for half back jobs, and withMcCarty, Sclabach, and Francis,should form a strong aggregation.The first week of dr’rfl will be con¬fined to the rudiments of the game,such as kicking, passing, and tacklingthe dummy. Scrimmage betweenpicked teams will feature the end ofthe work. “Time is the important element,”declared Hermes, the manager. “Wehave a little less than four weeks inwhich to recruit our orchestra, andlearn some twenty musical numbers.Everything depends on the numberwho show themselves interestedenough to attnd tomorrow’s meeting.”SYMPHONY IN LASTPROGRAM OF YEARTODAY IN MANDELA program consisting of selectionsfrom Mozart, Beethoven, Stock, andWagner has been announced for thefinal concert of the university seasonof the Chicago Symphony Orchestra.The concert will be given today at4:15 in Mandel hall, and will be pre¬ceded by a lecture-recital by Mr. Rob¬ert W. Stevens at 3.SENIOR GET-TOGETHERAll seniors are reminded of thebig dinner to be given on Wednes¬day evening at 6:30 at the Hutch¬inson cafe. Get tickets from theclass officers of the social commit¬tee. All seniors should turn out forthis gathering. The program follows:1. Overture to “The Marriage ofFigaro” Mozart2. Symphony No. 8, F. Major,Opus 93 Beethoven3. Variations on an Original Theme,Opus 7 Stock4. Selections from “Siegfried”..Wagner5. Finale from “Die Gotterdam-merung” WagnerEl Circulo To GiveConcert TomorrowMadame Jane English, a co-oraturasoprano, will be presented in a con¬cert by the Italian club tomorrow at4:30 in Ida Noyes hall. The club hasextende da cordial invitation to allwho are interested in attending theconcert. There will be no change, ac¬cording to Fredericka Blankner, presi¬dent of the club. Mr. Robert Mac¬Donald will accompany the programwhich will be as follows:1.2. CareSelve HandelCharmant Papillon CampraNina PergolesiNon so piu cosa son.... MozartLo Hear the Gentle Lark. Bishop3. Si, mi chiamano Mim (I^a Bo-heme) PucciniAddio TostiBeauty's Eyes Parelli4. Caro Nome (Rigolletto).. .Verdi5. Love in May ParkerLittle Mother of Mine.. BurleighAh, see the old pear-treeOld RussianIn My Garden Liddlo*■■ Hi wmmmPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 10 1923.3t|r Daily ill a run nThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPui.lUhiT morning!, except Saturday, Sun¬day and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring (juurierg by The DallyMaroon Company.Entered a* second class mall at the Chi¬cago l’oat office, Chicago, Illinois. March13, 1WWt. under the act of March 3. 1873.Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis HMember ofThe Western Conference Prr«i« AaenctattoaTHE BASKETBALL AFTERMATHThe basketball tournament hascome and gone, and there remain twoduties: seeing that the managers getthe proper amount of credit for theremarkably efficient manner in whichthe whole affair was conducted; andfollowing up, in some fashion, the bus¬iness of trying to get the best playersto come to Chicago.From start to finish the games wererun off in good style. The interestwhich they incited was evidenced bythe large crowds and the enthusiasmshowed in the matches. The teamswere all good—the best the countryhas. Fritz Crisler and his student-as¬sistants must be accorded the unmiti¬gated praise of the undergraduatebody for their work was faultless fromthe spectator’s point of view, and wehave heard no complaints from thecontestants.But the satisfactory conduct of thetournament should be only the start¬ing point in the effort to get basket¬ball material for the University. Itremains for some undergraduate or¬ganization to take hold of the workand carry it to a successful conclusion.Letters offering assistance in findingemployment or obtaining desired in¬formation would soon establish a val¬uable friendship between the corre¬spondents. The Daily Maroon is anxi¬ous to have this follow-up work car¬ried on successfully, and feels that ifit has not been organized already,steps should at once be taken to get itinto operation.VOX POPTo the Voxpop:I was impressed, as freshmen andpoets ought to be impressed, by thesombre majesty of the Spring Con¬vocation a few weeks ago. ThoseLatin formulae, (I mused) that thronefrom whence the diplomas were hand¬ed out, the slow march of the candi¬dates across the stage—these samethings might have happened in justthe same way in one of the great uni¬versities of the Middle Ages.Then I had a jolt. There, in themidst of the flowing robes that movedup the aisle in solemn recesional,marched a man in military uniform!—the head of the Department of Mili¬tary Science.Here was something different fromthe Middle Ages. Here was a war-rier, with leather puttees carefullypolished, helping to confer degrees oflearning.In Peter Abelard’s time war was avocation for counts and dukes. Nowit is a Science, a Branch of Learning!We have our Department of MilitaryScience—science, mind you—rightalong with our departments of Politi¬cal Economy and Chemistry and Eng¬lish Literature.It may be interesting to make a lit¬tle survey of the activities of that de¬partment.Toward the end of the last Autumnquarter one of its officers of instruc¬tion gave a lecture to the classes offreshmen who were completing thecourse in physical culture known asEquitation. He told them that it wastheir undeniable duty to their countryto sign up for a complete sequence—two Solid years—in the Department ofMilitary Science. He told them thatwe are sure to have another war with¬in a few years regardless of anythingwe can do; and that every universityman must therefore sacrifice some ofhis time to prepare himself for thenational defense. He held up to themthe example of students in other uni¬versities, who, he said, are more will¬ing to make this sacrifice than are thestudents here. He expressed regretthat various deans do not encouragethe students to register for thattwo year sequence in militaryscience. And finally, he declared thatany man who is not willing to makethis sacrifice is “a pacifist, a Bolshe¬vist, and a Red; I regard all three asbelonging to the same class,” he added.Allen Heald(To be continued.) LOWBROW STUFFA CURE FOR SPRING FEVER ATTHE ILLINOISBy Robert PoliakNot long ago a correspondent, con¬siderably warm under the collar overmy unfeeling review of some Dramat¬ic association tidbits, urged that Idescend to my true level of dramaticappreciation and take in the Scandals.A hunk of what is known as construc¬tive criticism and one not to besneezed at. I took a careful look atthe Loop menu, and let “Peter andPaula” and John Galsworthy’s “Loyal¬ties” go by the board. Rememberingthe irate Vox Popper I repaired to'the Illinois where George White andhis sumptuous revue fill the bill.I was not disappointed. True there'is nothing of the “uplift” about |George and his girls. “The Weavers”)of Hauptmann would have contribu¬ted much more to my general aesthet- 'ic development than the sight of Win-1nie Lightner swallowing a stuffedcanary. And a good hour or so overKarl Marx’ “Das Kapital” would havebeen vastly more edifying than thespectacle of Lester Allen in a pair ofoversize B. V. D.’s. But I confess toa very pleasant evening. The VoxPopper was right. I am a low brow.Items that make the current editionof the Scandals easy to the eye andear: (1) Pearl Regay, a sloe-oyedbeauty and a dancing fool; (2) LesterAllen, not quite so funny as last yearbut funny enough to make him one ofthe two or three best music showcomedians in the country; (3) somefair music by Georgie Gershwin whichtranscends itself because the orches-trator was skillful; (4) the brief ap-peorance of Georgie White himself,cavorting dexterously on skis; and (5)one of Paul Whiteman’s jazz sym¬phonies which are to the Broadwaycabaret cognoscenti what Mengelbergand the Philharmonic are to the so¬phisticates.Add to these some sets that LeeSimonson wouldn’t have been ashamedof and a delectable assortment of pret¬ty girls and you have a notion of theScandals. To my mind this revue isgaining in merit every year. It seemsto share, along with the Follies andIrving Berlin’s annual Music Box, firstplace among American revues. Theedition this year lacks the type of hu¬mor which is conductive to the smilerather than the guffaw. But you can’thave everything. There are compen¬sations. Ann Pennington is no longeron deck . . .THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STORECigarettes Fountain ServingCor. Ellis Ave. and 55th St., adjacente Frolic Theatre. Tel. Hyde Park 781COWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats,Caps and NeckwearBilliardsCigars, Cigarettes, PipesS. E. Cor. 55th and Ellis Ave. STUDENT COMMISSION RUNSFINAL EXAMS AT STANFORD(Continued from page ljwill desire to maintain a high stand¬ard of honesty in the future. Specialprovisions are made for handling sec¬ond offenders.The Leland Stanford honor commis¬sion, known as the Student council,is approaching the end of its secondyear of existence. In this short timeit has secured unqualified approval ofthe faculty and has extended its juris¬diction to extra-scholastic cases, beingempowered to punish offenses involv¬ing mutilation of library books.The Student council, in its letter toentering students stresses the neces¬sity for the removal of temptation.To do this no two students who aretaking the same examination are per¬mitted to occupy adjacent seats. Inorder that each student may be madeto feel personal responsibility for up¬holding the honor of the university apledge of honor that no help has beenreceived in the examination is printedin every examination book, and thesignature of the student requested.In its appeal to students to supportthe honor system the Student councilsays: “The honor system is worthwhile. Stanford men and womenshould not only be educated but of un¬impeachable integrity. The Stanfordlabel must mean honest goods. Everystudent worthy of our alma mater willaccept squarely his own responsibilityand exert his influence toward makingcampus opinion so strong for honestythat infractions will prove practicallyfatal to the student’s career.”Leland Stanford men say that theirplan works. “Experience warrantsthe continuation of the honor system,”says the official bulletin of the westerninstitution. Coming as it does, imme¬diately after the admitted failure andabandonment of the honor system atIllinois this statement is significant.Further developments in Stanford’sgrowing student government will benoted with interest.Teresa Dolan DancingAcademy63rd & Stony Island. Hyde Bark 3080Beginners Classes Monday andWednesday Eve. Terms 12 lessons$5.00. Single lessons 75 cents. Pri¬vate lessons by appointment.TheCorn ExchangeNational BankOF CHICAGOCAPITAL - $15,000,000Is the Largest National Bankin the United StateaWith a Savings Department UnderFederal SupervisionN. W. Cor. 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Sunday School for those under20 years at 12 noon.WEDNESDAY EVENING MEETNGSwhich include testimonies of Christian Science healingat 8 P. M.TENTH CHURCH READING ROOM — 65th St. nnd Blackstone Ave.A cordial invitation to attend our services and visit ourReading Room is extended to all.\r'• * THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 10, 1923.Delightfullyfresh andwonderfullygoodPaul F. Beich Co.Bloomington Chicane/> At*f.' CHORAL UNION TOGIVE 3 PROGRAMSFOR SETTLEMENTNorthwestern A Capella ChoirHere Next TuesdayAt 4In pursuance of what has become atradition on the campus, the Univer¬sity Choral union has arranged for aseries of three concerts to be given inApril.For the first time these concertswill be given for the benefit of theUniversity Settlement. They are un¬der the direction of the SettlementBoard and the Settlement League.The first concert will take place onTuesday, April 17, at 4. The A Capel¬la Choir of Northwestern Universitywill furnish entertainment, under thedirection of Peter E. Lutkin.A festival concert will be given bythe choirs of Grace, Redeemer, andChrist Episcopal churches, on Friday,Apr. 20. at 8.Final Concert By Glee ClubsThe final concert, on Tuesday, Apr.24, at 4, will be given by the Univer¬sity Glee clubs.The prices of tickets are as follows:Ticket to the whole series: Mainfloor and front balcony: $2.00. Rearbalcony: 75 cents. Single admission:Main floor and front balcony: 75 cents.Rear balcony: 25 cents.Tickets are now on sale in Cobb11A.KANSAS CITY WINS NATIONALTITLE; ROCKFORD SECOND(Continued from page 1)losing to the speedy Osage, la., team21-17.All-Star Team StrongThe men chosen for the all startourney team are as follows: F’or-wards, Douglas, Charleston, S. C., andProudfit, Kansas City, Kans.; center,Zuber, Kansas City, Kans.; guards,Hogan, Osage, la., and Nelson, Rock¬ford, Ill. All ofthese men were large¬ly instrumental in the success of theirteams, Proudfit and Zuber of the Kan¬sas City five being two of the heav¬iest scorers in the tournament, whileDouglas’ all around playing kept thesouthern team in the running.Choices for the second team are asfollows: Forwards, Borgerding, Mus¬kegon, Mich., and Ford, WestportHigh, Kansas City, Mo.; center, Pe-schek, Morton High, Cicero, Ill.;guards, Vaskowsky, Tilden High, Chi¬cago, and T. Weeks, Charleston, S. C.SEE EUROPEthis summer. Young Men’s Groupfor university students and young menfrom 18 to 24 years; opportunity tosee Europe thoroughly with congenialcompanions of your own age; person¬ally conducted tour; capable leader¬ship; moderate cost. Write for de¬scriptive folder.NEVILLE S. BULLITT201 Keller Bldg. Louisville, Ky. Publisher of national magazineestablished over 40 years desiresto get in touch with party whocan assist in raising capital forexpansion. This is an unusuallyfine opportunity to secure an ac¬tive interest in a magazine witha background of many years ofachievement. For full particu¬lars addressW. A. MILESNew York Athletic Club58 West 59th St.New York N. Y.For GrowingChildrenA Glass of Milkgives renewed energy and strength afterlong hours of study. Between classes,at noon, and after school, drinkWANZER’S MILKPURE — RICH — WHOLESOMESIDNEY WANZER & SONSMain Oflice: Calumet 0817Wood lawn Branch: Englewood IJranch:Hyde Park 0207 Stewart 0139 WHOLE AUDIENCE TOTALK AT FRESHMANCONTEST SOONIntroduce “Oxford System”To Permit Listeners ToQuestion DebatersPlans for an innovation in intercol¬legiate debating will be put into prac¬tice in the Chicago-Northwesternfreshmen debate, which will take placeThursday night, April 12, at 8, inCobb 12A. The new arrangement pro¬vides for a discussion by the audienceafter the formal debate. Any member jof the audience may put a question to,any one of the debaters; the debater jwill be obligated to answer it.It is reported that Northwesternstudents are priming themselves with;questions with which they plan to ha¬rass the Chicago speakers.This plan of audience participationhas been tried in various eastern uni¬versities. It is commonly known asthe Oxford system. Its object is togive the contestants some further goaltoward which to work, beyond that ofsuccessful tactics and the winning ofthe decision.Three Freshmen To SpeakThe Chicago speakers are EdwardMetzdorf, Brooks Blossom, and Lau¬rence Dimsdale. Their opponents, asannounced by debating authorities atNorthwestern will be Theodore Sharf,Herbert Riske, and William J. Kuehn.The question is: “Resolved, Thatthe United States should exclude allforeign unskilled immigrant labor fora period of about five years. Chicagowill take the negative.”The new regulations provide that allmembers of the University will be ad¬mitted free. 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AEHLE5659 Cottage Grove Ave.CARLSON & EPHLIN1428 E. 55th St. ^10-Shave Test FREE !Fill In and present coupon at any store namedfor free 10-shave test tube PAL,M01.i\’E SHAVINGCKEAM.NameAddressDealer: Please (five test tube of PALMOLIVESHAVING CREAM In exchange for this couponproperly filled out. 1818■Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 10, 1923.An Interscholastic PostludeOrville Manners, center from GreatBear Lake, Wy. nearly put out hisshooting eye with a spoon when drink¬ing coffee at the Mu Mu house(What’s wrong here? See below.*)♦(As a safety precaution, it is con¬sidered advisable to remove the spoonfrom the cup, before drinking.)Roscoe Argyle, guard from the Hol¬lywood, Cal., five, caused considerablecomment at the Kappa Beta Phi housewhen he appeared, ready to retire, inan old fashioned night shirt. Thefrat boys it seems had regarded thegarb as obsolete.The cot market in the Reynoldsclub has collapsed.Chief Executive, pristine forward ofthe Mecatchemquick, Ariz., team, lefttown with Brother A1 Opetia’s hairtonic, thinking it was firewater.A DEFINITION OF POETRY (After48-A)(Dedicated to Dorothy McKinlay)Apologies to Carl Sandburg)Poetry is the cry of joy at finding“very good” on your paper, and thecry of displeasure at getting a C-mark.Poetry is a new typewriter ribbonin the Maroon office.Poetry is what happens when theMaroon dramatic critic and the DramaUniversityText BooksCollegeLaw-MedicalSecond-Hand and NewStudents’ SuppliesGymnasium OutfitsStationeryTypewritersFor Rent or SaleTypewritingSuppliesWOODWORTH’SBOOK STOREThe University Store1311 East 57th StreetNear Kimbark Avenue club get together.Poetry is why Foster hall has houserules.Poetry is the unknown quantity ofa Blackfriars lyric.Poetry is the reason Harper M-llwas filled last quarter, (or is it?)Four thousand nine hundred andforty-one freshmen have returned to,the fold. Attics, garages, cellars (pre¬ferred), have been vacated as sleepingquarters. (One quarter of the spaceneedd.)OUR MOSCOW CORRESPONDENTGOES TO THE THEATERA REVIEW By Borav Goodinuff“Up in Snegurotchka’s Suite.”Vodka bozemoi prisimzl pretzl aZolotoy petushok....I think that zok cobnoscenti etaoinshrdlu cmfwypfblahh.(All rights reserved includingtranslation into foreign languages in¬cluding the Scandanavian.)GRADE RIMES WITH GRAVEYCame I to Cobb hall,Asked I for my gradesAnswered she me not at all,Consigned I her to Hades.DopeySpring, according to current ru¬mors, is here.We know she is hereby that infalli¬ble of sign:—little boys throwingsnowballs at each other.WishboneCLASSIFIED ADSFOR SALE—Corona typewriter. Firstclass condition. Inq. 5622 Ellis Ave.3rd Apt.)n Spalding alhlrtic goodsare Official andStandard(a Catalog on request211 So. State St.MONOGRAMMED CIGARETTESThe snappy man on thecampus smokes cigar¬ettes bearing his initialsor fraternity insignia.BURTON WALES1505 Lakeview Building116 South Michigan AvenueTelephone Central 4325 UNIVERSITY PISTOLTEAM TO COMPETEWITH R. O. T. C. UNITSPistol competitions to be held thisspring among the various R. O. T. C.units will be entered by a universityteam composed of members of the lo¬cal battery, according to Lieut. JohnHinton, officer in charge of pistolteam. These competitions are to beheld among the units of all the largeruniversities.The pistol team has also been en¬tered for the Chief of Field Artil¬lery Competition, for which gold, sil¬ver, and bronze medals are offered tothe units taking first, second, andthird places.Those who wish to try out for thepistol team have been requested to re¬port to Lieut. Hinton and to sign upon the list posted on the student offi¬cers’ bulletin board in Ellis hall. Allmembers of the battery are eligiblefor the team. Following is a list ofsome of the men who have shown un¬usual promise in shooting during thethe Winter quarter: Harry Howell,Charles Thorne, Kennith Kneussl, L.E. Steinman, Martin Carlson, OwenAlbert, Wallace Peterson, WilfredHowe, and Ralph Martin.SOUND SLEEPSound sleep is essentialto health and happiness.BOWMAN’S MILK issoothing. It helps youdrift swiftly into un¬troubled slumber.Insist on BOWMAN’S.Bowman Mill,DAIRY COMPANY i'liifVYards 0444 Boulevard 9264ICE CREAMSUNDAEwith fruit center is deliciousGat it at the U. of C. BOOKSTORE The smooth fit of VAN heusen cm yourneck differs from that of ordinary collars assilk differs from sackckoth—because theVAN HEUSEN really curves.Ni VAN HEUSENThe VAN CRAFT Shirt hat the VAN HEUSENCollar attached — and is as much finer in form andfabric than ordinary shirts, as the VAN HEUSENis finer than ordinary collars. It is the model of soft-shirt-informality with the mussiness left out. 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