Wot JBatlp jHaroonVol. 21. No. 87. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, APRIL 3, 1923. Price 3 CentsGREET NATION S ‘PREP BASKETBALL STARSCAST AND CHORUS TRY-OUTSBEGIN BLACKFRIAR ACTIVITYHold Meeting In Reynolds’ Club Theatre; LindenMakes Emphatic Statement Concerning Eligi¬bility Requirements For 1923 CompanyThose interested in selling adver¬tising in the Ulackfriares’ program forpart credit toward admittance to theOrder should see C harles L. Dwinelltoday at 4:30 in the Blackfriars’ officeon the third floor of the Reynolds’club.Aspirants for the cast and chorusparts in “The Filming of Friars,” the1023 Blackfriar show, will begin ac¬tive work on the production of EarleLudgen’s book today. Preliminarycast tryouts will be held today at 2:30,and tentative cast selections will bemade at 7:15. Tryouts will be heldin the Reynolds’ club theatre.In order that there be no misunder¬standing in regard to eligibility on thepart of the men intending to partici¬pate in the show, Abbot Frank Lindenissued the following statement yester-1day:Makes Eligibility Statement“The Blackfriars emphatically do ]not want men to appear at the try- jouts, or to in any way signify theirintention to participate in “The Film¬ing of Friars,” who are ineligible Incase there is any question arising inregard to eligibility, the Board of Su¬periors desires that the individual as¬certain his exact standing throughthe Order, rather than by botheringthe deans. This measure has been re¬solved upon as a means to maintainthe high scholastic standing set by themembers of the Order last year, andto continue the record of perfect eli¬gibility established by last year’scompany.”Chorus tryouts, held at 2:30, areopen to all undergraduate men whofulfill the eligibility requirements.Donald Lockett, chorus manager, hasasked that each man out for the showprovide himself with a pair of rubber-soled shoes. Mimeographed copies ofthe lyrics will be distributed to theaspirants.Choose Double Cast Tonight April Circle WillFeature CartoonistsOriginal drawings by Frank King,creator of Skeezix, Sid Smith, fatherof the Gumps, and Rosendo Gonzales,already well known to readers of TheCircle will feature the delayed issueof the magazine which is coming outWednesday, April 18.A fire on the premises of the en¬gravers destroyed the cuts for thepublication, necessitating the post¬ponement of the issue. The magazinewill contain many new and stimulat¬ing features which promise to make ita banner issue. Much material whichwas not originally planned for thecoming issue has been incorporated inthe new publications, giving it awealth of new and valuable material. FRENCH VILLAGETO BE SCENE OFSPRING FESTIVAL‘Memph” Davis To SupplyPseudo-Peasants WithJazz TunesMARIAN JAYNES MANAGES FETEW. A. A. Spring Festival is goingto be one of the biggest affairs everproduced on the campus, according toMarion Jaynes, manager of the fete.Activities are under way to make itthe “best seller” of the year in lineof campus entertainment.The main gymnasium will be trans¬formed into a miniature French vil¬lage with its market square gay withflags and banners, in typical Frenchfete day style. The shops, restaurants,and cafes which face in upon thesquare will offer every form of amuse¬ment from “shoot the nigger baby”to a glimpse of one’s past and futurethrough professional mediums, andevery form of food from pastries andsandwitches to popcorn balls and taf¬fy apples. Flower girls and favorgirls will present their wares at street(Continued on page 3) HIGH SCHOOL TEAMS READYFOR ANNUAL CAGE TOURNEYRUSSEL CARRELL CHOSEN TOHEAD TRACK INTERSCHOLASTICCoach Stagg Makes Appointment; New ChairmanWill Soon Announce Choice of CommitteeHeads For Prep CassicFRESHMEN CHOSENTO MEET PURPLEON DEBATE STAGEThree freshmen debaters, chosenfrom a group of twenty-five aspirants,will represent the University in theannual Chicago-Northwestern fresh¬man debate Thursday, April 12 at 8in Mandell hall.Edward Metzdorf, Brooks Blossom,and Lawrence Dimsdare are the Chi-The cast tryout, held at 7:15, is. akora chog(m after a series ofopen to all those who were picked in |the tryouts last quarter, and those j tryouts to meet the Northwestern menwho have spoken to Mr. Coleman in i on the question: “Resolved, That theregard to special tryouts, includingmembers of the Dramatic club whowere unable to attend the preliminaryselections.A double casting will be made forthe fifteen major parts, and those se¬lected will be given copies of the en¬tire first act. Final choices will bemade within the next week. U. S. should exclude all foreign un¬skilled imigrant labor for five years.”The debate is to be conducted on theOxford plan, which gives members ofthe audience the privilege of qutstion-ing the debaters at the end of theirtalks. All University students are ad¬mitted free.Nine Women PlacedOn Honor Tank Team Y. W. C. A. AsksFor Text BooksThe women’s honor swimming teamfor the year has been announced bythe gymnasium department. Themembers of this team were chosenfrom the members of the Junior col¬lege and the Senior college teams bythe captains, the instructors and MissDudley. They are as follows: RuthCorrigan, Senior college, Mary Con¬ley, Junior, Elizabeth Hull, J.; EllenLc Count, S., Catherine Rawson, J.,Julia Rhodus, S., and Margaret Sling-luff, S. The substitutes chosen for theteam are: Alberta Hyman, and RuthStagg.Plans have been made for a meetto be held this quarter between thehonor team and a team chosen fromthe Alumnae. Nellis Gorgas, a lastyear’s graduate and former memberof the team has charge of the organ¬ization of the Alumnae team. “Old and new books will find awarm welcome and a short stay be¬fore they are sold, if their owners willbring them to the College Exchangecommittee in the Y. W. C. A. office.”This is according to Ruth Stagg, thenewly elected chairman of the com¬mittee. Second-hand books may alsobe bought by those who desire them.A 10 percent commission is chargedto cover the expenses of the materialsneeded to carry on the work; the Y.W. C. A. makes nothing on the salesas the book exchange is carried onsolely for the convenience of Univer¬sity women.Members of the committee will bein the Y. W. C. A. office every daythis week to take charge of the in¬coming and outgoing books. Representative Squads From Thirty States AreEntered. Tilden Tech Given Chance ForTitle. Final Tilts Held SaturdayRussell Carrell has been appointedmanager of the Nineteenth Inter¬scholastic Track Meet to be held atStagg Field on May 25th and 26th, ac¬cording to an announcement made yes¬terday by A. A. Stagg, director ofathletics. With the appointment ofthe student manager, plans for thisyear’s meet, which is expected to drawbetween four and five hundred preptrack men from all over the country,have already been tentatively drawnup, Carrell said yesterday.“This year’s tournament will bemanaged as nearly as possible underthe same plan as the 1922 meet. Therewill be a careful survey of records ofthe prep track men all over the coun¬try. Outstanding figures in state anddistrict meets will be invited to com¬pete at the University,” Carrell de¬clared.To Have Two DivisionsSchools sending representatives willbe divided into two classes, highschools and academies. This plan wasfollowed last year and met with con¬siderable success, since much unfaircompetition was eliminated. “The dif¬ference in eligibility requirements ofacademies and high schools made thisdivision adviseable,” he pointed out.Chairmen and sub-chairmen of thecommittees in charge of the event willbe announced the latter part of thisweek; committees will be appointedtile first of next week. Cups will beawarded to the individual high pointwinner and the school aggregating thehighest number of points. Men plac¬ing in events will be presented withgold watches and medals.The chairman of this year’s classicwas sub-chairman of the press com¬mittee of the 1922 meet. He is presi¬dent of the Junior class, a member ofIron Mask, and of the Delta Upsilonfraternity. TO THE PLAYERSThe undergraduate members ofthe University of Chicago welcomeyou, the members of the basketballteams which are our guests thisweek, and desire that you feel freeto visit any departments of theUniversity. We are interested inthe outcome of this great nationalinterscholastic tournament, as areyou, but we are more concernedwith the tas kof making you feelat home while you are here withus. Most of you are strangers tous, but we want to know you bet¬ter by the time the winners walkfrom the floor of Bartlett gymna¬sium Saturday night. Make yourwants known to us unhesitatingly,for we shall feel that the interscho¬lastic has been a failure if any oneof you leave feeling that the Uni¬versity of Chicago has not been anideal host.A great title is to be awardedat the close of this tournament. Weare all hoping that the team whichis most deserving, by virtue ofability and sportsmanship, will win.But no matter who the winner maybe, no matter how fiercely the con¬tests may be fought, if you leavewith a warm spot in your heartfor the University of Chicago weshall be happy in the knowledgethat America’s best preparatoryschool basketball players have goneto their homes throughout thecountry feeling that the undergrad¬uate body of the University hasentertained them to the best of itsability.EUROPEAN STUDENTSWILL BE WELCOMEDIN LIBERAL BANQUETIn order to compare student condi¬tions in Europe and America, the Na¬tional Student forum has importedsix foreign students, to meet andspeak to American university mem¬bers.Three of the Europeans, who aretouring a number of American uni¬versities, will be welcomed on tomor¬row evening at 6 at a dinner in Hutch¬inson commons, to be given by theLiberal club. Friday afternoon at4:30 the men will speak in HarperM-ll, and wil lspend the next day inmeeting American students, talkingwith them, and studying Americanuniversity conditions.The delegation to the Universitywill consist of a German, a Bohemian,and an Englishman. Karl JoachimFrederich, a student of Heidelberg,and a former student at Berlin, Kon-igsburg, and Leipzig, will representGermany. Antonin Palcek of the Uni¬versity of Prague has identified him¬self with the reorganization of theCzecho-Slovakia government, and theRed Cross. William Robson completesthe party; he is a member of theLabor party in Great Britain, and astudent in the London School of Econ¬omics. George D. Pratt, Jr., foreignsecretary of the National Studentforum will accompany the three for¬eign students here. With the first of the eliminationgames scheduled to start at 1 today,the 5th Annual Interscholastic Basket¬ball Tobrnament conducted under theauspices of the University, will be un¬der way. That the “National” willbe a truly representative tourney isassured with 39 teams from 30 dif¬ferent states already entered. All ofthese teams are either first or secondplace winners in the state champion¬ships.The tournament will be run on anelimination basis, one defeat droppinga squad from the running. Semi-finaland final games will be played Satur¬day afternoon and evening, the losersof the afternoon tilts playing for thirdplace.Teams Lodged On CampusFor the past three days the teamshave been coming into the city andthe players were formally welcomedat a banquet held in Hutchinson com¬mons last night. The men are beingshown about the University and willstay at the fraternity houses for theduration of the tourney.The majority of the squads havebeen taking regular workouts in Bart¬lett in preparation for the cominggrind. Each team has been allotteda certain time for this training to giveall of the competitors an equal chanceto become familiar with the strangesurroundings.Tilden Given Good ChanceThe progress of the Tilden five, Chi¬cago title-holders, will be watchedwith interest as this is the first timea local quintet has been conceded achance of copping the banner. OtherChicago teams are Morton and NewTrier, winners and runners-up inthe Suburban League, and Hyde Park,runner-up in the City League.Today’s games.1 P. M.—Walla Walla vs. Glover-ville.2 P. M.—Nanticoke vs. Miles City.3 P. M.—Charleston vs. Dallas.4 P. M.—Hume-Fogg vs. NewTrier.5 P. M.—Macon vs. Mesa.6 P. M.—Lorain vs. Aurora.7 P. M.—Norfolk vs. Windsor.8 P. M.—Hyde Park vs. Hagerman.9 P. M.—Louisville vs. Osage.10P. M.—Eatonville vs. Fitchburg.Wednesday.9 A. M.—Northampton vs. Spring-ville.10 A. M.—Westport vs. Simpson.11 A. M.—Bellvue vs. Laramie.12 A. M.—Rockford vs. Pine Bluff.1 P. M.—Toledo vs. El Paso.2 P. M.—Kansas City vs. Fargo.3 P. M.—Weston vs. Ashville.4 P. M.—Morton vs. Bangor.5 P. M.—Tilden vs. Stillwater.6 P. M.—Yankton vs. Winner ofMichigan title.7 P. M.—Winner Miles City-Nanti-coke vs. winner Dallas-Charleston.8 P. M.—Winner Hume-Fogg-NewTrier vs. winner Macon-Mesa.9 p. M.—Winner Lorraine-Auroravs. winner Norfolk-Windsor.10 P. M.—Winner Hyde-Park-Hag-erman vs. winner Louisville-Osage.Commerce Club Hears TalkMr. F. Edson White will speak on“The Distribution of Meat Products”at a meeting of the Commerce club tobe held tonight at 8 in Mandel. Mem¬bers have been urged to attend. Christian Science Club MeetsA meeting of the Christian Sciencesociety will be held tonight at 7:30 inHaskell Assembly room. All membersof the club have been urged to at¬tend.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 3, 1923.iEljp Daily iflarumiThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Saturday, Bun-dnj and lay daring the Autumn,Winter and Sprint; quarters by The Dullyllaroou Company.Entered as second class mull at the Chi¬cago Post office, Chicago, Illinois, MarchIS, 1006, under the act of Murch 3, 1873.Telephone Midway 800Offices *....EUis 14 itnmtn x x x x x a x x x *Tx x'x »#«## x.x x x x’x x m, x x n it ;< x x x x x x x x x x x it tt « x x it x x x x x x x x x x it it x it it x x x x x it x it ::x .: x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x u x x x it n x tt tt tt x tt tt x tt it tt it it it x x x x tt x x it x x x x x x tt x x it tt tt xIfljlUtSUPPLIESFOR THESPRING QUARTERMember ofThe Western Conference Press AssociationWE ARE THE HOSTSThe undergraduates have a five-dayduty to perform this week, and theperformance should be pleasant. Weare hosts to the basketball playerswho are competing in the national interscholastic tournament, and our ef¬forts to entertain them should be vir¬tually as intense as though these menwere guests in our family homes. Theplayers and their coaches are pri¬marily interested in the outcome ofthe tournament, but any courtesiespaid them will not pass unnoticed. Wemust make them know that the Uni¬versity of Chicago is glad to havethem here this week. Attendance atthe games, and ready co-operationwith the committees which have socarefully worked out the details ofthis gigantic meet, will assure a suc¬cessful five-day contest.To the Editor:Dear Sir:I am requested to forward to youthe enclosed letter signed by Messrs.John W. Davis, Elihu Root, David F.Houston and George W. Wickersham.I know it is unusual to as ka news¬paper to print a letter of this sort inits correspondence columns. But theunusual circumstance that “ForeignAffairs” is a non-profit making enter¬prise leads the four gentlemen sign¬ing the letter to hope that you willsee your way to printing it.Believe me, with very hearty thanks,Yours sincerely,Hamilton Fish ArmstrongHFA:MDF Managing Editor its?3$!X x"OS BooksNew and Second-HandBrief-CasesNote-Books andPapersPens and PencilsInclnding theCelebrated Duofold h • ''""‘'-••x $60\\V, ' . ideav' \\\4 CompletemtK coee, uiuJy Base Maps RemingtonPortableThe handy little helperof everybody who writes.Standard Keyboard andother standard features.Case only four inches high.Take any user’s advice andbuy one.TypewritersNew and RentalStationeryGym Goodsat theUNIVERSITY BOOK STORE5802 ELLIS HALL THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STORECigarettes Fountain ServingCor. Ellis Ave. and 55th St., adjacento Frolic Theatre. Tel. Hyde Park 761COWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats,Caps and NeckwearBilliardsCigars, Cigarettes, PipesS. E. Cor. 33th and Ellis Ave.TheCorn ExchangeNational BankOF CHICAGOCAPITAL - $15,000,000Is the Largest National Bankin the United StateeWith a Savings Department UnderFederal SupervisionN. W. Cor. La Salle and Adams St*.BRING YOUR SAVINGS TO USTo the Editor of The Daily Maroon:We are strongly of the belief thatthere is a need in the United Statestoday for a review where competentauthorities may lay before the publictheir views on the international as¬pects of America’s political, economicand financial problems.We ask the privilege of calling thepublic’s attention, through your col¬umns, to “Foreign Affairs,” the Amer¬ican quarterly review recently found¬ed on a non-profit making basis bythe Council on Foreign Relations inNew York.“Foreign Affairs” is not the organof any one party or school of thought.It welcomes articles from men hold¬ing widely different opinions, demand¬ing only that they be sincerely andably written and based on trust¬worthy information. In addition toits leading articles, “Foreign Affairs”provides a bibliography of recentbooks in the international field, an in¬dex of reference material for studentsand writers, and a list of treaties andtrade agreements for the increasingnumber of American Business menwho find their work affected by condi¬tions abroad .The very high standar dof varietyand interest set by the editor of“Foreign Affairs,” Archibald CaryCoolidge of Harvard University isshown by a list of the contributorsto the two issues already published.Among these contributors have beenGeneral Tasker II. Bliss, Dr. (/TarlesE. Eliot, Joseph Caillaux, Andre Tar-dieu, John Foster Dulles, Premier Ed¬ward Benes, Philip Kerr, Karl Kaut-sky, Charles H. Haskins, Ernest Boyd,Josef Redlich and other students of in¬ternational affairs of equal import¬ance.We feel sure you will agree withus that the establishment of an Amer¬ican review such as “Foreign Affairs,”ably written and ably edited, is a pub¬lic service of the highest importanceand merits wide support.. We haveno hesitation in recommending itstrongly to all those who are interest¬ed in the development of a reasonedAmerican foreign policy.JOHN W. DAVISPresident, Council on Foreign Rela¬tionsELIHU ROOTDAVID HOUSTONGEORGE W. WICKERSHAM Ililni Defeated InDual Chess MatchIn a chess match held under the aus¬pices of the Y. M. C. A., the Y. M. C.A. team representing the Universityof Chicago defeated the University ofllllinois, Satui’day ,by a score of 5-3.Goetz, representing the local associa¬tion was the outstanding player, win¬ning hot hof his games. A secondmatch has been scheduled with theY. M. C. A. at Northwestern Uni¬versity and will be played in the nearfuture. The scores follows:Chicago IllinoisB. Goetz vs. C. McBride, 2-0.L. Tindall vs. L. Andrews, Vs-lVs.A. Elo vs. O. Koerfer, IV2-V2.H. Kraus vs. J. Leach, 1-1.Chicago 5, Illinois 3.FACTSThe raise of the tuition fee fromsixty dollars in the College of Artsand Literature to seventy-five dollarswill not go into effect until the begin¬ning of the Summer quarter, 1923.As usual a late payment fee of fivedollars will be added to tuitions paidafter April 6.Registrations and change of regis¬trations will be made during the pres¬ent week. Change of registrationwhich can only be made with thedean’s consent after the first week willnecessitate the ‘payment of one dollarbut will cost nothing during the firstfive days. A course which is alreadyfull may be entered only with the O.K. from Dean Robertson presented tothe Bureau of Records. If a studentwishes to register in a full class forwhich a class card might be returnedhe must make out a change of regis¬tration card in his dean’s office to pre¬sent at the Bureau of Records in casea card is turned back .Make-up examinations for incom¬plete or conditional work will be heldApril 28.Education Club MeetsProf. Soares and Dr. Henry F. Copewill address a meeting of the Religi¬ous Educational club to be held to¬night at 7 in Haskell 27. The Na¬tional Conventions of the ReligiousEducational Associations will he dis¬cussed. All interested have been in¬vited to attend. To Europe-120on Delightful Cabin SteamersOur fleet of 14 cabin steamers has lowered thecost of comfortable travel to Europe. On board,you obtain even the most comfortable rooms atrates surprisingly moderate. Some accommoda¬tions as low as $120.Regardless of how much or how little you spendfor passage money, you obtain the best foodand service the ship provides, the use of spaci¬ous decks, attractive public rooms — all thepleasures of a sea voyage under most favorablecircumstances.Included in our cabin fleet are some of the fin¬est ships in the North Atlantic.The atmosphere is ideal for the college man.Statesman and student meet, professional peopleand home folks — a truly cosmopolitan assem¬blage of travellers. Delightful, pleasure-filleddays will be among the most treasured memoriesof your trip.Write us today for our booklet — “ Your Tripto Europe”— and detailed information.tsWhite star LineetV RedStarLineIntiknavional KRCANTUB MARINE COMPANY“14 No. Dearborn St.Chicago, III.” THE ELLIS TEA SHOP63rd and Ellis Avenue940 E. 63rd StreetBIG REDUCTIONonOur SandwichesSpecialfor theUniversityFolksleresa Dolan DancingAcademyfi.’Ird & Stony Island. Hyde Park 3080Beginners! 1 Classes Monday andWednesday Eve. Terms 12 lessons$5.00. Single lessons 75 cents. Pri¬vate lessons by appointment. •4iTHE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 3, 1923. Page ThreeMAROON GRIDMENSTART DRILL SOONFOR 1923 MACHINEStrong Players From FroshTeam. Good FullbacksOn PlandCandidates for the 1923 Maroongrid machine will don the moleskinsfor the season’s spring practice today.All of last year’s veterans who willbe eligible in the fall are expected toreport, along with the freshmen nu¬meral men and other candidates whohave entered school at a late date.The six week’s grind will put t’/eathletes in shape to start the fall prac¬tice in good style. With their eyeson the 1923 championship, CoachStagg and his staff will do intensivedrilling on shifts and line tactics.Keen Rivalry For PositionsAs matters stand at present, theline-up of next year’s Varsity is large-ly an open question. With the wealthof new material to fill up the gapsleft by graduation and to competewith the veterans for the positionsthey held last season, there is muchconjecture as to who will win the laur¬els next year.From the freshman ranks comemany sterling players who will domuch to place the Maroon machineat the top of the ladder. Hibben,Henderson, Peorass and Abbott arefour of the most likely tackles to begraduated from the yearling ranks.An outstanding wealth of fine full¬backs will mark the 1923 squad. JohnThomas, Bill Zorn, Rollie Atwood andFred Law make as good a squad ofbattering rams as any in the country.With Jim Beane, Francis, and Bart-le coming up from the freshman ranksthe strength of the future Maroonteam is assured in this department ofthe game.INTERSCHOLASTIC SHORTSDallas,^Texas. state champions, whowere victories in all of their gamessurvived 3,000 teams. A black-eyedbeauty decked out in a bright red hatis their besjf rooter.Student interest in the tourney ismounting high. Westport, Mo., Os¬age, la., Toledo, Tilden, Fitchburg,and Windsor, seem to be favorites.CLASSIFIED ADSFOR SALE—Dining room set of greyand blue enamel, drop leaf tableand Windsor chairs, also small rose¬wood table and vacuum cleaner.Phone Mid. 1868, or Maroon Office.LOST—Fraternity pin, Psi Upsilon.Finder communicate with Adver¬tising manager of The Maroon, andreceive reward.FRENCH lessons given in exchangefor room by woman student. CallH. P. 9576.WANTED—Ten men for work dur¬ing Vacation and possibly part timework later—Mr. Martin, 5540 Wood-lawn avenue. Mornings.FOR RENT—Two nicely fbrnishedrooms for U. students, men. Reas.If changing rooms see these at once.Trunks stored free between quar¬ters. 5603 Kenwood. Mid. 0664.LOST—Noon in Harper or near Mid¬way, brown coin purse. Change,two keys. Return to InformationDesk.LOST—Glasses between Harper Li¬brary and Wenwood, Wednesday.Return to Maroon office for reward.FOR RENT—Very attractive ft.room in fam. of 2. Suitable foreither men or women. Tel. Dor. 8231.WANTED—Five men for part timesales work. Apply 5-6 P. M. Mr.Martin, 5546 Woodlawn Ave.FOR RENT—1 double (2 beds) and1 single room for men. 5490 Uni¬versity. 2nd apt. Dor. 4380.TO RENT—5826 Blackstone Ave.—Large front room, $8.00; with kitch¬en, $10.00 per week.SEE EUROPEthis summer. Young Men’s Groupfor university students and young menfrom 18 to 24 years; opportunity tosee Europe thoroughly with congenialcompanions of your own age; person¬ally conducted tour; capable leader¬ship; moderate cost. Write for de¬scriptive folder.NEVILLE S. BULLITT201 Keller Bldg. Louisville, Ky. Many of the prep athletes attendedthe big bansuet in Hutchinson com¬mons last night.FRENCH VILLAGE TO BE SEENOF SPRING FESTIVAL(Continued from page 1)corners and across the shelves of theirquaint stalls along the sidewalks.According to Miss Jaynes, music ofGrenville Davis’ orchestra will de¬light the merry makers on the secondfioor where all dancing will be free.In the theater a vaudeville programwill be presented in which well-knowncampus celebrities will take part. Thisprogram according to Edith Heal,chairman of the entertainment com¬mittee, will consist of clever skits, in¬dividual stunts, and chorus acts. TheKitten Ballet is a “first liner,’’ onehundred per cent entertaining. Give Class of ’23Social ProgrammePlans for the Spring quarter seniorsocial season have been completed andmany definite dates have been set forthe events. A dinner, a tea and atheatre party will be included duringApril, while every Wednesday nightin May, has been set aside as Seniornight. A dance and the Senior showhave been planned in addition.The complete schedule is as follows:Dinner, Wednesday, April 4.Tea, Sunday, April 15.Theatre Party, Friday, April 27.Dance, May 18.Senior Show, May 29.Senior Party, June 3.CHOCOLATEMILK NOUGAT BARReal Honey and AlmondsDipped in Rich MilkChocolateEverywherePaul F. Beich Company,Chicago Bloomington The Shanty Eat Shop has just finishedcleaning house.While you students were home vaca¬tioning, the Shanty Eat Shop wasbusy repainting, revarnishing, etc.Thus we remain prepared to pre¬serve the University tradition, and toserve you those thick luscious juicysteaks, crisp french fried potatoes,creamy waffles, and all our other de¬licious and well cooked vituals thatyour mouth is now watering for.The Shanty Elat Shop“A Homey Place for Homey Folks”Gifts that grow!Triwood Flower Shop1527 E. 63rd Street—Near Harper AvenueAs Near As Your PhoneHyde Park 6562Say it with flowers NewBrunswick *Music No. 2375CART, FENTON’S ORCHESTRAStarliKht Ray—Fox TrotOnly Just Suppose—Fox TrotNo. 2383FRANK PAPUA (Accordionist)Martha—Fox Trotton Can Have Him, I Don't WantHim, Didn’t Love Him AnyhowHlues—Fox TrotNo. 2380THE COTTON PICKERSHe May lie Your Man Hut HeCornea To See Me Sometime**—Fox TrotGreat White Way Rluea—Fox TrotNo. 15038FLORENCE EASTON (Soprano)Preguntale* a las Eatrellaa (O Ask of theStars Beloved) Mexican Folk Song. 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BookstoreWith FRUIT CENTER is DeliciousPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 3, 1923.“I’m all in shape for school,” he said“Vacation’s been a boon.“I’ve practiced going to bed at threeAnd getting up at noon.Motor Cop: “Hey you, you’repinched. You haven’t a license.”Bard: “Oh, but I have, my dearsir; have a poetic license, you know.”The old post-vacation maxim alwaysholds true:A pretty girl is fascinatingA clever girl is delightfulAnd a sympathetic girl is down¬right dangerous.Post-vacationer: “I say, is this afast train?”Conductor: “Yes, sir, it is.”“So I thought. Well, what is it fastto?” DICKSON ELECTEDTO CAPTAIN 1924VARSITY CAGEMENAt the close of a fairly successfulseason, the Varsity basketball teamelected Campbell Dickson captain ofthe 1923 team. The past season wasmarked by the remarkable improve¬ment of a team at first thoughtt o belamentably weak. The men, underthe leadership of Capt. Yardley, pro¬vided more than a few upsets.The election of Dickson was unani¬mous. He was conspicuous through¬out the season as a basket shooterand placed high in the conference highpoint column. As captain of nextyear’s cage team he will have twoyears of experience back of him.Dickson has been prominent in othersports other than basketball. Heplayed end on last season’s footballteam and will be a valuable mar. tothe Maroons next year. He has also been out for Varsity track though hehas not yet made his letter in thatsport.At present, Dickson occupies a re¬sponsible post as student chairman ofthe National Interscholastic BasketballTournament which is being staged thisweek. He belongs to Iron Mask andis a member of Psi Upsilon.Spring Festival MeetingWomen wishing to make W. A. A.points report to Dorothy Doggert to¬day at 12:30 in the Trophy gallery ofIda Noyes hall. The work will be forSpring Festival.Hold Medical ExamsMedical examinations for men willbe conducted on Wednesday, Thurs¬day, and Friday, from 2 to 4 of thisweek, and new students should makeappointments at once. Registrationfor P. C. should be made also thisweek at the Examiner’s office in Bart¬lett.ANNOUNCEMENTSister borrows my cigarettes,Sister steals my gin.When she says her prayers in churchI look at her and grin. IS MADE OF AN INFORMAL DANCE GIVEN BY THEYoung Pople's SocietyOFFlorence Cook and Lenore Coleman,former campus satellites are againwaxing warm in front of Cobb, weheard their bell-like voices from thewell-known Alpha Sig front porch.FlanaGIN: “I saw you twice today,Marian, and you wouldn’t speak tome.”M. Jaynes: “Oh, I never speak toanyone in that condition.”Some of the Dekes aren’t as enthu¬siastic about their White Lake houseparty as they might have been. Itmay have been the weather and againit may have been something else.Well, well, lackaday; be broadmind¬ed, be broadminded.DonnieInterfraternity Council MeetsThe Interfraternity Council willmeet tomorrow night at 7:30 in theReynolds club. Officers for the ensu¬ing year will be elected at that time. St. Paul's ChurchAT THEPARISH HOUSE, 50th & DorchesterONFriday, April 6 at 8:30 P. M.$1.00 PER COUPLEIn Every Respect the Best Place to EatColonial Tea Room1328 E. 57lh St., near Kenwood Ave.Table d’Hote or a la Carte ServiceYou will enjoy eating in the pleasant surroundings of thiscosy place. The food is delicious and the prices reasonable.The First Motor Car Ever SoldHere for One Week UniversityText Books□iBmai1 CollegeLaw - MedicalSecond-Hand and NewStudents’ SuppliesGymnasium OutfitsStationeryT ype writersFor Rent or Sale' Typewriting SnppliesWOODWORTH’SBOOK STOREThe University Store1311 East 57th StreetNear Kimbark AvenueThe Loop Store112 South Wabash Ave.Near MonroeTHE Winton Company haspreserved a historical andeducational motor car exhibitof intense interest to everyonein Chicago. March 24th wasthe twenty-fifth birthday anni¬versary of the first sale of anAmerican built gasoline car,—a Winton. The Winton collec¬tion contains this first car; itcontains the first AmericanCar to establish a record ofless than a mile a minute, theWinton “Bullet,” driven byBarney Oldfield.The exhibit shows every suc¬cessive stage of the growth ofthe great American motor carindustry.These motor cars have beenpreserved by the Winton Com¬ pany for the benefit of this andfuture generations.These exhibits are priceless.They have been loaned to theAllison-Rood Company for ex¬hibition in Chicago for oneweek only.Three interesting lecturesdaily will explain the twenty-five year history of the devel¬opment of motor car transpor¬tation.Take advantage today of thiswonderful opportunity to viewthe mechanical and historicalprogress of the motor car.Everyone in Chicago is in¬vited. A particular invitationis extended to students andschool children.Allison-Rood Company VAN INCEA VAN HEUSENofmedium heightMade with infinite care togive pleasing smartness tothe wearer and lastingdelight to his laundress.VAN HEUSENthe WMs Smartest COLLARPmUJKLKINim (XNBIM rtf Ain ltZ2S BROADWAY. RAW YORK2518 Michigan BoulevardPhone Victory 3900Hours: 8 a. m. to 10 p. m. Free Parking Space in Rear WATCH YOUR STEP ELIZABETH STOKESand learn to dance correctly at the SOPRANOMary Kiefer DancingStudio1305 E. 63rd St. Fairfax 09995 Lemon* for $5.00—Personal Service Concert Artist and Teacher of SingingStudio506 Fine Arts Building—Wabash 2255VOICES TRIEDMondays, Wednesdays, Fridays