Bail? JWaroonVol. 21. No. 77. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. Friday, March 2. 1923. Price 5 Cent.MAROONS POINT FOR PURDUEBATTLE; KROG TO RUN 1500 HOLD BALLOTINGFOR FEDERATIONOFFICERS1 TODAYCage Team Out To Win From Strong BoilermakerQuintet. Captain Krogh Entered ForBig Race At Illinois Relays Three Members Chosen FromEach Class Out Of 11CandidatesNOMINEES GIVE ACTIVITY LISTSMORTAR BOARD SHOWTO BE STAGED TODAYProceeds Will Be Assigned to ClubScholarship Fund“Bandanna Days” and a “Lady ofthe Evening” chorus are to be (hebig acts to be staged by the MortarBoard in its vaudeville this afternoonat 4:30 in Mandel. Elizabeth Cran¬dall will sing the “Lady of the Eve¬ning,” and Devereux Jerratt with herbanjo will strum and sing some oldnegro revival songs.“ ‘The Lady of the Evening’ cos¬tume,” said Virginia Carpenter, incharge of the affair, “will be very ef¬fective. The white wigs and largeblack hoop skirts against the graycurtain give an effect very similar tothat produced by a silhouette.”Alfred Paisley will do a soft-shoedance.. The five-piece Delt orchestrawill furnish the music. Candy is tobe sold in the Mandel foyer to in¬crease the receipts for the MortarBoard scholarship fund to which allproceeds will be appropriated. Tick¬ets will be on sale at the box officefor twenty-five cents each.Six Teams Tie InGreek Bridge RaceAs the interfraternity tournamententers the final round, three teams ineach league have established their su¬premacy, and as it now appears thesethree teams will enter the semi-finals.In League A, Zeta Beta Tau, PsiUpsilon, and Sigma Nu are the lead¬ers, while Delta Kappa Epsilon, PiLambda Phi, and Phi Delta Thetahead League B. In the semi-finalsnext week the two leading teams ineach league will play, but if none ofthe above teams are defeated in theirnext game all six wil enter. Balloting for the members of thecouncil of the Federation of University Women will begin today at 9 inIda Noyes hall. Out of the five juniorsand six sophomores who have beehnominated three members from eachclass are to be chosen. All women ofthe University are eligible to vote.The activity lists of the candidatesfollow: Claire Brereton, vice-presi¬dent of Yellow Jacket; Social Serv¬ice committee, Y. M. C. A.; sponsorof Federation; Delta Sigma.Dorothy McKinlay: Freshman com¬mission; Sign of the Sickle; Secondcabinet of Y. W. C. A.; First cabinetof Y. W. C. A.; Federation sponsor;Honor commission; Settlement nightchairman, 2 and 3; Wyvern.Dorothea Pfister: Chairman Settle¬ment night committee; Social Servicecommittee, Y. W. C. A.; Cap andGown staff; Chi Rho Sigma.Devereux Jarratt: W. A. A.; Fed¬eration sponsor; Dramatic club; Eso¬teric.Dorothy Larson: Mortar Board.Elsa Allison: Federation sponsor;Ida Noyes auxiliary council; Sign ofthe Sickle; Sigma.Jean Birkhoff: Federation sponsor;Y. W. C. A. publicity committee; Mor¬tar Board.Isabel Kincheloe: Federation spons¬or; Y. W. C. A. publicity committee;Sigma.Jane Canned: Federation sponsor;Sign of the Sickle; Social committeeof Y. W. C. A.; Second cabinet; Quad-rangler.Madalyn O’Shea: Day editor of TheDaily Maroon; Freshman Frolic; Dra¬matic club; Cap and Gown.Marie Taylor: Pi Delta Phi.Prof. Read lo Lecture“The English Labor Party,” thefourth in the series of public lectures,“Labor and Politics in Modern Eng¬land,” will be delivered by Prof. Con¬yers Read today at 4:30 in Harperassembly room.Yale Subject of First ofDiscussions on EligibilityTHE WEEK IN SPORTTonight—Varsity gym and fencingteams vs. Illinois at Urbana.Saturday—Varsity wrestling team vs.Wisconsin.Saturday—Varsity Basketball teamvs. Purdue at Iafayette.Saturday—Varsity track team in Illi¬nois relays at Urbana.Saturdy—Varsity Swimming team vs.Illinois at Urbana (2:30).With his eye on a place near thetop of the Big Ten ladder, Coach Nor-gren will take the Maroon basbetballteam to Purdue tomorrow night, fortheir last game of the season on aforeign floor. Great things are expect¬ed of the Varsity, because of their fineshowing in the last few tilts.With the 1923 season almost a thingof the past, the Maroon mentor canlook forward to next season with agreat deal of optimism. Of the Var¬sity five, Captain Yardley is the onlyman that will be lost by graduationand with the stars of the frosh squadeligible, Chicago should have one ofthe strongest aggregations in the Con¬ference.Teams Running Close RacePurdue and Chicago are runningneck and neck in the league standingand a victory will put the Varsity up(Continued on page 4)RUSH ALL-COUNTYGRID MEN AT BIGBANQUET MAR. 10Every man who was selected on anyof the All-Cook County or All Cityhigh-school football teams will bepresent at the football dinner givenby the members of Skull and CrescentSaturday March 10, at 6 in Hutchin¬son commons. The society has plannedthe dinner as a means of bringing thebest local football players to the Uni¬versity.Former members of Skull and Cres-ent wil! be the speakers, among themNels Norgren, John Thomas, HalLewis, Jim Pyott, and “Fritz” Crisler,who will act as toastmaster. CoachStagg will reecive the high-ischoolmen.Robert Curley, president of the so¬ciety, and manager of the dinner hasmade plans for a large undergraduateattendance.“In order to have the dinner a suc¬cess,” he said, “every student who canmust be there. Tickets will be soldby members of the society, and thetax will be a dollar. The fraternitieswill be classed in order to get a hun¬dred percent turnout from each one.Each fraternity will have a separatetable. In this way there may be somerivalry, resulting in an effective at¬tendance. which will help greatly tofurther the purpose of the dinner inrushing these men to the University.”F**e?brr>J»n W«menPlan Novel PartyThe date of the novel “FiresideParty” which the Freshman Women'sclub is giving for the women of theFreshman class has been set for Fri¬day, Mar. 9 at 4. Mrs. Clara Pink-ham has engaged to supply the fea¬ture of the party by telling stories be¬fore an open fire in the library of IdaNoyes hall.Several other unusual features arebeing secured to entertain the women,and refreshments will be served. Tick¬ets will be on sale Monday at tencents each. “This is a wonderfulchance for the Freshman women t*»get acquainted,” said Natalie Combs.“The party is exclusively for theFreshman women and will give thema chance to get together in an in¬formal way.” This is the first of a series of jarticles on scholarship and eligibil- iity rules at other Universities, jThe aim will be to present thefacts without bias. Comparisonswith the University’s contemplatednew system of entrance require¬ments will not be made.By Jack OppenheimCollege life isn’t what it used to be.This is the text of the general out¬cry made by students of today whenthey find themselves confrotned withthe stringent scholarship standardsand waterproof eligibility regulationsthat, are being imposed by officialswho recently discovered that the av¬erage collegian is far too frivulousand unscholarly for the welfare ofthe nation.Throughout the country, from Yaleto Leland Stanford, deans and profes¬sors are engaged in the process ofeliminating the men who come to col¬lege, not for an education, but to winlasting fame as gridiron stars, andthe women who philosophically acceptthe evil of attending classes in orderthat they may dance and “tea” theirway through four years of socialbliss.Technique Is VariedThe technique of elimination var¬ies at the various institutions of high¬er learning, but the results finallyobtained are quite similar.The “Big Three” of the East—Yale, Harvard and Princeton—closetheir doors to those who fail to pass the entrance examinations, and whenthe number of those who successfullyhurdle this obstacle reaches a certainj point, all candidates, no matter whattheir scholarship attainments maybe, are excluded. By this system aman finds it difficult to get into oneof the “Big Three,” but once in, isreasonably sure to remain in collegefor four years, untroubled by rulesof probation and expulsion.At other Universities no entranceexamination is required when satis¬factory high school records are pre¬sented. These institutions find it nec¬essary to inflict upon the students farhigher standards of scholarship, toenforce more extreme eligibility andfraternity initiation rules than Yale,Harvard and Princeton, in order toprevent academic records from flail¬ing too low. To obtain entrance tothem is fairly easy; to “stick it out”requires much effort.Discuss Yale SystemTo take up the details of the Yalesystem of enrollment is the main pur¬pose of this article. A comparison ofscholarship requirements the;-'' wii*.those of the University woum not Defair because of the difference of con¬ditions; a presentation of facts is allthat is necessary.A plan which is to go into effect atYale in September will limit the mem¬bership of the Freshman class to 850men. The official announcement ofthe Corporation of the University, inregard to this plan, declares that inorder to provide the best educationalopportunities for all undergraduate(Continued on page 4) ANNOUNCE TYPES FOR CASTPARTS IN 1923 FRIAR SHOWSet Cast Tryouts For Mar. 7; Music CompetitionDate Changed; Scenery ContestTo Close Mar. 6PROFESSOR CALLSMAXWELL A FAKETribune Weatherman’s Reports Called Untruthful and Inaccurate“Selby Maxwell is nothing but afake,” said Merle Wetton of the U.S. Weather Bureau in Rosenwald.“There is practically no scientificbasis to his work. It is a shame thata paper like the Tribune should havea fake scientist as a weather fore¬caster.”“Selby Maxwell’s work is notworthy of serious consideration,” saidProf. Colby of the Department of Ge¬ography. “His articles are good forcartoon page material, but to placethem on the first page shows thatthe Tribune has no respect for truthor scientific accuracy.”EGYPT HAS PRIORCLAIM TO RELICSFROM TUT’S TOMBTo House Treasure in CairoMuseum, Says ProfesorHereNo dispute has arisen or will ariseover the ownership of relics found inTutenkhamon’s tomb, according to astatement given The Daily Maroonyesterday by Prof. D. D. Luckenbillof Haskell Oriental museum. Trieproperty rights which have been re¬ported as being in question are in factclearly defined by the Egyptian law,Prof. Luckenbill said.The Egyptian government is the un¬questioned owner of whatever articlesmay be unearthed by Lord Carnar¬von’s expedition. It is true, the lawprovides that half the discoveriesshall go to the excavator. Bu^ it stip¬ulates that in the cose of unique fundsthe Cairo museum shall have firstchoice. And the Tut relics, Prof. Luck¬enbill pointed out, are unquestionablyunique.Makes Special AgreementMoreover, Lord Carnarvon is sub¬ject to a special agreement with theEgyptian government. When he ob¬tained his license to excavate in thevalley in which the recent finds havebeen made, the government antici¬pated important discoveries, and stip¬ulated that he should have no prop¬erty rights over what he should ex¬cavate.Lord Carnarvon willingly agreed tothis. His purpose was not that of aplunderer, but of a scientific investi¬gator. Besides, he realized the dan¬ger of damage to the relics if theywere to be transported to the Britishmuseum. So the agreement was made,and is still in force, that the Egyptiangovernment shall be the owner ofeverything found in the area of whichTut’s tomb is a part.To Enlarge MuseumNor does any member of the exca¬vating party desire another arrang«»-ment, Prof. Luckenbill stated. LordCarnarvon would have no desire todestroy the unity of the collection bydividing it. The Cairo museum willfurnish ample protection for the ex¬hibits; several additional rooms willprobably be built, since the museumis now crowded.Freshmen Debaters MeetFreshmen candidates for the Chi¬cago-Northwestern debate will holda meeting Friday at 4:30 in Cobb12-A. The subject of the debate willbe “Restriction of Unskilled Immi¬grant Labor.” All candidates shouldsend their names nnd addresses tobox 144, faculty exchange. Preliminary tryouts of all under¬graduate aspirants for cast parts inthe “Filming of Friars,” Earl Lud-gin s BlacKtnar play, will be conduct¬ed by Hamilton Coleman, director,and Frank Linden, Abbot of the Or¬der, Wednesday at 7 in the Reynoldsclub theatre.The music tryouts, which werescheduled for Tuesday night, havebeen postponed until Mar. 13, whenthe music for Ludgin’s lyrics will bedue in addition to the novelty num¬bers which were not completed intime for the first competition. Mim¬eograph copies of Ludgin’s words willbe issued to all music-writers todayat noon in the offices of The DailyMaroon.Wants Sets TuesdayScenery sets designed for theBlackfriar contest must be turned inbefore 7:30 Tuesday, Mar. 6, at theBlackfriar office, on the third floor ofthe Reynolds club.The cast tryouts, which will takeplace Mar. 7, are expected to bringout a wealth of new talent as wellas some of the men who took partin the 1922 show. “There are someparts in this show, especially the ec¬centric character parts, which willafford excellent opportunities forclever talented men,” said Linden.“There is greater variety in the partsoffered this year than there was in“Anybody’s Girl,” chiefly because ofthe nature of the play.”Announce Cast TypesThe cast, as announced yesterdayby Linden, offers the following parts:Leading lady.Ingenue.Movie star, Norma Talmadge type.Two character women. Eccentric.Two character men. Eccentric, old.Moving picture magnate. Spruce,jovial.Straight juvenile.Leading man.BALLOT TODAY TOCHOOSE OFFICERSOF REYNOLDS CLUBLack of interest on the campus inthe Reynolds club, according to Pres.Strohmeier, is shown by the smallnumber of registered voters and thefeeble competition in the club elec¬tions today. “The dearth of candi¬dates in the elections,” Strohmeiersaid yesterday, “indicates how littleattention the management of the cTubis given on the campus.”The question of making the pres¬ent reading room to a lounging roomand the* transfer of the reading roomupstairs will be balloted upon today.A questionnaire to ascertain the opin¬ion of the club members will be at¬tached to the ballots of the nominees.The candidates follow:President—John Thomas.Vice-President—Sidney Bernstein,John Coulter.Treasurer—Philip Barto, FrederickLaw (by petition).Secretary—Howard Amick.Librarian—Louis Shimberg.SENIOR CLASS MEETSThe Senior class will meet to¬day at 12 in Harper M-ll. Follow¬ing the class assembly, the follow¬ing seniors have been askec tomeet with Otto Strohmeier:George Hartman, Livingston Hall,Mary Hess, Anne Protheroe, Char¬lotte Montgomery, Charlotte At¬kinson.All seniors convocating in Marchare requested to turn in their classdues immediately, either to one ofthe seven class members namedabove, or to the Senior box. Fac¬ulty exchange, care of Otto Stroh*meier.Page I wo THE DAILY MAROON. Friday, March 2, 1923.Slljr Baily ifiaroimTht Student Newrpaper of thoUnivorrity of ChicagoPubllnht‘d iiioritinttB, except Saturday, Sun¬day and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DallyMaroon Company.Entered as second class mail at the Chi¬cago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, MarchIS, ISKMi, under the act of March 3, 1873.Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis 14Member ofThe Western Conference Press Association Chicago students and elumni falselyto infer and report that the Universityis rapidly becoming a graduate insti¬tution, that freshmen are not wanted,that it will be impossible for the manwith an average mind to remain here,once he is admitted, or that fraterni¬ties will be dead within five years.True members of the University willprove their loyalty to Alma Mater byrepudiating such statements whenthey hear them spoken, and by them¬selves stating only the facts of thecase.OUR NEW STANDARDSThe matter of an increase in en¬trance requirements and scholasticstandards for students who are admitted to the University causing anamount of discussion entirely out ofproportion to its importance. New reg¬ulations have not been formed yet, al¬though they are being considered bya faculty committee. Probably something similar to the rules Announcedby a downtown paper will be fortn-coming, but even so, we wish to pointout that it will not deal a death blowto the undergraduate body, fraterni¬ties, and student activities.The desire of the faculty is to ex¬clude from the University the type ofpeople who drop out, or are expelled,sometime during their first year inresidence. These men and women arealmost always ineligible for public ap¬pearance, and are on probation, andcan neither offer the University any¬thing nor be more than a hindrance toothers who are associated with themin their class work. Classes are over¬crowded now, and it is often impossi¬ble to get instructors who are quali¬fied to teach even the elementarycourses. This has ben especially truein the Department of English.An investigation of the facts provesthat the University is striving to keepout only those people who are almostentirely detrimental to the best inter¬ests of the whole institution. Thegreatest possibility of harm lies inthe inaccurate propaganda which isbeing circulated, and by no one morethan active undergraduates. Nothingproved athletic ability more than forwill injure our chance to get men of GARGOYLES PLAN“TUT TUT” DANCEAT MAR. 9 PLAYSThe most recent addition to the Cle¬opatra Saga program is to be present¬ed by The Cargoyles March 9 in Man-del is to be a special “Tut Tut” danceby Constance Croonenburghs, it wasannounced yesterday by Will Ghere,director of the Dramatic association.A group of girls including EleanorAmidon and Priscilla Ferry are beingtrained by her for a King Tutenkham¬on ballet to be executed as a separatefeature following Shaw’s “Caesar andCleopatra.” Any others wishing toparticipate in the ballet should get it>touch with Constance Croonenburghs.Ahmed El Easy is to fill the role ofVentidius, an outstanding character inDryden’s “All For Love.” His per¬formance of this part will be espe¬cially significant because he has takenthe part in Arabic on the Egyptianstage. Ftatateeta in “Caesar and Cleo¬patra” will be played by Gertrude Bis-sel instead of Kathryn Longwell asformerly announced. Haberdashers CROFUT-KNAPPNewSPRINGStyles Babb & Babb HATSandHarvardCaps1461 EAST 53d :: HYDE PARK 5799GYM AND FENCINGTEAMS TO MEETILLINOIS TONIGHTPUBLIC SPEAKINGTaught in the department ofDRAMATIC EXPRESSIONbyANNE LARKINColumbia School of MusicClare Osborne Reed, DirectorRoom 435, 509 S. Wabash Av.CHICAGO The Maroon gym and fencingteams are competing against Illinoisat Urbana tonight. The Maroon turn¬ers are eager to make up for theirpoor showing against Wisconsin andwill probably outclass their down-state opponents by a large margin.Coaches Hoffer and Merril have al¬ready started to point their respectiveteams towards the Big Ten Cham¬pionship Tourney at Columbus, Mar.17. Coach Hoffer has developed Ad¬ler into a first class club swinger andexpects that he will win the titlethe Maroon gymnassts have held forthe last seven years. Adler is usinga revised form of Kessler’s combina¬tion. which was originated by CoachHoffer and considered the best com¬bination in the conference,combination in the conference.Capt. Ricketts, Elliot, Collins andVanVactor are some other Varsitymen who ought to make a good show¬ing in the big meet at Columbus.Coach Hoffer is relying on VanVactorto win the all around championshipwhich was won last year by Capt.Kessler of the Maroon team. Yards 0444 Boulevard 9269PEOPLE’SCREAMCOMPANYICE CREAM sT.cS. Avd.The Cream of All Creams, our“SUNDA E”Get It at U. of C. BookstoreWith FRUIT CENTER is DeliciousThank you kindly for patronizing a Student’s Dad,Her Tuition is paid and I’m mighty glad.Come in often, we’ll treat you right.Oh yes; our Hot Chocolate and Chocolate Malted MilkAre simply delicious.Pure Drugs, Candies, Hydrox Ice Cream, Perfumes,Toilet Articles and Everything.CARLSON & EPHLIN“DAD”East 55th St., cor. Blackstone Ave. Hyde Park 0203SAY STUDE! WHY DON’T YOUGO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYST. PAUL’S EPISCOPAL I50th and DorchesterGeorge H. Thomas, RectorSunday Services: 8, 9:30, 10 (Sun¬day School) 11 A. M. and 5 P. M.HYDE PARK BAPTIST CHURCH56th and WoodlawnC. W. Gilkey and L. A. Crandall,Ministers9:45 A. M. Sunday School11 A. M.—Dr. Gilkey preaches.7 P. M.—“The New History” Jas.Westfall Thompson.WOODLAWN BAPTIST CHURCH62nd and UniversityMelbourne P. Boynton, Minister6529 Ingleside Ave. H. P. 840010:30 A. M. and 7:45 P. M.—Rev.Albert H. Gage wil conduct:special services.Young People’s meetings, Thurs¬days 8 P. M. Students especiallyinvited.ISAIAH TEMPLEHyde Park Bl. and Greenwood Ave.Dr. Joseph Stolz, RabbiFriday Evening at 8 o’clock.Saturday Morning at 10:30.Everybody welcome.CHURCH OF THE REDEEMER,EPISCOPAL56th St. and DorchesterJohn Henry Hopkins, RectorSundays 8 A. M., 9:16 A. M., 11 A.M., 7:30 P. M.Three services each week day.Church always open for private de¬votions.ST. PAUL’S UNIVERSALISTMidway and Dorchesfer Ave.Minister, L. Ward Ifrigham9:45—Church School.11 A. M.—“Just Between Our¬selves.”7:45 A. M.—Illustrated Lecture“Peg o’ My Heart.”Parish House open every day FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH935 East 50th StreetPerry J. Stackhouse Minister11 A. M.—“The Call of Christ andthe Church.”8 P. M.—Daniel P. Trude, Judgeof Morals Court.Students InvitedTENTH CHURCH OF CHRIST,SCIENTIST5640 Blackstone Ave.ServicesSunday Morning at 10:45 o’clock.Sunday Evening at 7:45 o’clock.Sunday School for those under 20years, Sunday at 12 noon.Wednesday Evening Meetingswhich include testimonies of Chris¬tian Science healing, at 8.Tenth Church Reading Room55th and BlackstoneA cordial invitation to attend ourservices and visit our Reading roomis extended to all.WOODLAWN ENGLISH LUTH¬ERAN CHURCHTemporary place of worship, Wood¬lawn Masonic Temple, 64th andUniversityClarence E. Paulus, MinisterStudent Bible Classes at 9:46 A. M.Worship at 11 A. M.H. P. METHODIST CHURCH54th and BlackstoneJoshua Stansfield, Pastor9:45, Sunday School11 A. M.—“Sanctit of Symbolism,”Communion.7:45 P. M.—“Whence and Whith¬er.”5:30 P. M.—Supperette and Social6:30 P. M.—Epworth League.HYDE PARKCONGREGATIONAL56th and DorchesterPaul G. Macy, PastorTheodore G. Soares, Preacher11 A. M.—“What is the Gospel?”6 P. M.—Scrooby Club. MOSERSHORTHANDCOLLEGESpecialThree Months CourseOpen to University Gradu¬ates or UndergraduatesBULLETIN ON REQUEST116 So. Michigan Ave.Twelfth Floor Randolph 4347CHICAGOHigh School GraduatesONLY are EnrolledTonightSwiss Steak Dinner55cBaldwins Restaurant1025 E. 55th Street(between Ellis & GreenwoodBy Students For StudentsNo LecturesNo Written WorkAt Babson Institute they make abusiness of teaching business tocollege trained men who wish tofill positions of responsibility andand trust without spending years atroutine work.Standard office equipment through¬out. No classes or lectures, but abusiness schedule of work from 8:30to 5:00 o'clock, including daily con¬ferences directed by men with yearsof business experience, and discus¬sions with active factory and officeexecutives at their plants. This re¬moves the instruction from the hypo¬thetical stage and helps the studentto look at things in the same light asa man actually engaged in business.Babson Institute, an educational in¬stitution endowed for the purpose offitting men for executive responsi¬bilities, invites you to send for thebooklet, “Training for BusinessLeadership.” Write today.Babson Institute • tIn College and Outof Collegeyou need aRemingtonPortableIn college for your themes, papers, lettersand lecture notes.Out of college for all your personalwriting.This machine will be your friend for life,making your work easier, making your timego further.Remember—it is the most complete of allportable typewriters — Standard Keyboard,with four rows of keys and noshifting for figures.Also the most compact—fits incase only 4 inches high. Price,complete with case, $60.UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE5802 Ellis Avenue ChicagoREMINGTON TYPEWRITER CO.,Inc.220 South State St.Paragon Rihhons for Remington PorfnHe Typewritersjoc each—$j a dozenGifts that grow!Triwood Flower Shop1527 E. 63rd Street—Near Harper AvenueAs Near As Your PhoneHyde Park 5662 *Say it with flowersPage ThreeGREEKS STAGE FINALROUNDS OF BASKETTOURNEY NEXT WEEKTie Games To Be PlayedOff. Cup ToWinnersSTANDINGLeague AWon Lost Pet.Delta Sigma Phi.... . .6 1 .858Acacia . .6 1 .858Delta Tau Delta.... . .5 2 .716Psi Upsilon . .4 3 .672Alpha Sigma Phi... . .4 3 .572Phi Gamma Delta... . .1 6 .143Alpha Tau Omega.. . .0 7 .000League BWon Lost Pet.Beta Theta Pi . .5 2 .715Alpha Delta Phi.... . .5 2 .715Phi Kappa Psi . .5 2 .715Sigma Chi 2 .715Lambda Chi Alpha.. . .5 2 .715Delta Kappa Epsilon . .3 4 .429Phi Kappa Sigma. . . . .1 6 .143Delta Upsilon . .0 7 .000Semi-finals and finals in the Inter-fraternity basketball race will be heldon Tuesday and Wednesday nights ofnext week. Ties for the lead in bothleagues necessitates the playing off oftwo games before the winners can bepicked.In League A, Delta Sigma Phi andAcacia are tied for first honors withsix wins and a single loss. As theleading two teams in either leagueare eligible for the final rounds, bothof these squads will enter the semi¬finals.Four Tied For LeadIn League B, however, four teamsare tied in first place of which twomust be chosen. The Sig Chi’s playLambda Chi Alpha while the AlphaDelts meet the Phi Psi’s previous tothe title rounds.At the end of the competition, aprize in the shape of a silver lovingcup will be awarded to the winningfraternity.COLLEGE LIFENorthwestern University: One ofthe points brought forward to inducethe co-eds of Northwestern to join therifie corps was that the experiencegained would be a valuable asset inmarried life.University of Washington: “Re¬search work in the physics departmentof the University of Washington hasdisclosed the fact that a small diskof paper when revolved with sufficientrapidity, will saw through the tough¬est wood.”Kansas University: Sheiks withhighly vaselined hair are now beingreplaced by more effiminate charactersknown as “Marcel Knights.” Theirmotto is: “Marcel rules the waves.”Lansing, Mich.: Plans for makingthe University of Michigan a “finish¬ing school” by abolishing the fresh¬man and sophomore years have beenlaid before the state legislature.University of Wisconsin: “The So¬ciety for the Welfare of Male Stu¬dents' 'an anonymous club of men hasbeen formed at Wisconsin for the pur¬pose of proving that women trainedin co-edueational institutions are per¬fectly useles as wives and home¬makers.University of Texas: Plans havebeen laid for holding an “Ugly ManContest” at the University of Texas.The man with the most outrageous ar¬rangements of features will he award¬ed first place at the discretion of thejudge.Oregon Agriculture College: Thehead of the department of chemicalengineering, swam and rowed four¬teen miles through a recent flood tomeet his classes.ToniphtSwiss Steak Dinner55cBaldwins Restaurant1025 E. 55th Street(between Ellis & Greenwood\By Students For Students THE DAILY MAROON, Friday, March 2, 1923.VARSITY SWIMMERSHOLD DUAL MEETWITH ILLINI TEAMDoc White Predicts A WinOn ComparativeRecordsThe Varsity swimming team willmeet the University of Illinois Satur¬day afternoon in a dual meet at Ur-bana. It will be one of three athleticmeets with the Illini, the gymnasiumand relay teams competing at Urbanaon Friday and Saturday nights re¬spectively.The Maroons will be greatly handi¬capped by the 75-foot tank at the stateuniversity. Illinois has been defeatedthis season by Iowa, a recent victimof the varsity squad, but the meetwas held in the Hawkeye 60-foot tank.The Illini will have an advantage herewhich will be hard to overcome.Relay Event ImportantThe result of the meet may hingeon the relay event, according toCoach “Doc” White. Though the downstaters were beaten in this event byIowa, they will pwim Saturday inmore familiar surroundings. The Var¬sity has made better comparativetime, however, and “Doc” expects avictory.Hedeen, up till now a sure pointwinner in the plunge, will be forcedto extend himself to beat Capt. Tay¬lor, who has come with 2-5 of a sec¬ond of the world mark for the 60-footplunge. In his own tank he is a harfman to beat. Hall will also competein the plunge, which will be more ofa matter of endurance.Protheroe Looks GoodIn the remaining events, Protheroeshould cop the 220-yard and Levy andWhite should figure in the backstroke.Gleason and Van Deventer are count¬ing on major places in the dashes.Lyons will swim with Harkins in the00-yard breast stroke and Dorf willcompete with Condon of Illinois inthe fancy diving. Illinois has a pairof excellent divers and Dorf will haveto come out of his slump to win.The water basketball team is dopedto win, having suffered no losses thusfar. Next week the team will meetWisconsin’s strong aggregation inBartlett. With these two games un¬der their belts the Maroons will againbe undisputed conference champs.Lose Meet to C. A. A.The Varsity was handed a 44-24 de¬feat at the hands of C. A. A. Wednes¬day night in the downtown pool. Fasttime on the part of the winners mark¬ed the meet, the 40-yard dash beingwon in 18 2-5 seconds. In a gameof water polo the Maroons were beat¬en 4-0. “Doc” was forced to use thewater cage team which was unfamil¬iar with the sport.WOMEN OF JUNIORCOLLEGE WINNERSIN SWIMMING MEETA victory for the Junior Collegeswimming team was won yesterdaywhen it met the Senior College teamin the first meet of the season in thepool in Ida Noyes hall. The finalscore was 46 to 39, with Mary Conleythe main point winner for the JuniorCollege, taking first place in the 20-yard back crawl, the form breast¬stroke, and the 40-yard dash.The Senior College score was runup by Julia Rhodus, Ellen Le Count,Ruth Corrigan, Margaret Slinghuff,and Alberta Hyman, who performedadmirably in their various events.Ellen Le Count won first place inthe diving. The 80-yard relay waswon by Senior College in 56 seconds.For the Junior College team, Eliz¬abeth Hull, Mary Conley, KatherineFitzgerald, copped the bacon. Theremaining two meets to decide thechampionship will be run off on Mar.7, and Mar. 13.Eventually—why not now?Young Peoples Church ClubHyde Park Baptist Church.65c—STEAK DINNER—65cTonightatThe Shanty Eat Shop1309 East 57th St."A Homey Place for Homey Folks" FOREIGN STUDENTSHOLD CONFERENCEAT NORTHWESTERN“The Friendly Relations CommitteeAmong Foreign Students” of the Y.M. C. A. will hold a conference Satur¬day and Sunday at Northwestern Uni¬versity.Twenty foreign students of the Uni¬versity are planning on attending.They will represent Japan, China, thePhilippines, Korea, and India. Orien¬tal students from other schools in thevicinity of Chicago have been invitedto attend.The purpose of the conference is:“to discuss ways and means of main¬taining international and interracialfriendships on the campus. Attentionwill also be given to the methods ofwinning non-Christians to the Chris¬tian point of view and outlook onworld problems.”At present three travelling secre¬taries of this committee are at theUniversity co-operating with Mr.Dickson, Y. M. C. A. secretary forforeign students.LEARN TO DANCE NOW—I eresa Dolan DancingAcademy63rd St. and Stony Island AvenueBeginners Monday Eve—12 Les., $6.00Private lessons by appointment.Academy or Branch Studio:5401 Cottage Grove Ave. National Bank of Woodlawn63rd Street—Just West of KenwoodA Complete Banking ServiceSAVING ACCOUNTSCHECKING ACCOUNTSSAFE DEPOSIT VAULTSINVESTMENT SECURITIESAll Departments Open For Business SaturdayEvenings, 6:30 to 8:30WANT TO GO TO THATDANCELucia HENDERSHOTwill prepare you QUICKLY and COR¬RECTLY. 5 PRIVATE Lessons, $6.001541 East 57th St. Hyde Park 2314 WATCH YOUR STEPand learn to dance correctly at theMary Kiefer DancingStudio1305 E. 63rd St. Fairfax 09995 Lessons for $5.00—Personal Service ISAAC LEVINEConcert Pianist - Teacher930 KIMBALL BUILDINGRes., 1215 E. 52nd St. Mid. 4035Published inthe interest of Elec¬trical Development byan Institution that willbe helped by what¬ever helps theIndustry. Movie directors, please copyIN Fiction and the movies all college men natu¬rally fall into two groups. Those who passtheir days and nights “Rah! Rah!”-ing andsnake-dancing; and those who never appearexcept with evening clothes—and cane.The man who works his way through collegesimply doesn't figure.Taking care of a furnace, running a laundry,waiting on table, tutoring, covering for a citypaper, working in shop or office in vacation—all this may he lacking in romantic appeal, butit is an essential part of the college picture.And a valuable part. The whole college isthe gainer for the earnestness of men who wanttheir education that hard.Valuable to the college, but even more to themen who travel this rough going. They learnan important lesson in Applied Fjconomies—the amount of sw’eat a ten dollar bill represents.1 f you are one of them you may sometimesfeel that you are missing a good deal of worth¬while college life. If you are not, you may bemissing a good deal, too.Astern Electric CompanySince IS69 makers and distributors of electrical equipmentNumber 2 7 of a series /Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, Friday, March 2, 1923.Me thistler*k«SNAPPY STI FF’Twas on a snappy evening in thesnappy month of May,When a snappy college couple wenton their snappy way.He wore a snappy suit and hat, al¬though he was a sap,And her very snappy evening wrapwas fastened with a snap.He told her snappy stories, just topass the time away,While she snapped at her chewinggum, snapped viciously, theysay.He craved a kiss from this fair miss,thought that he’d get it, butShe rose to go, snapped out a “No,”and the door snapped firmlyshut.* * *Blair Laughlin is still looking forthe person in the back row at the SingWednesday night, who shouted whenselections were asked for, “Sing, ‘To¬morrow.’ ”* * *No, the Women Aren’t TicklishJacques: The College Life Columnof The Maroon states that women atthe University of Michigan object tomustaches. Do you suppose that theSenior men will read that and call offtheir mustache race ?Jacqueline.* * *MORE signs of Spring—Sig Wen-nerblad has a new pair of shoes.* * *The Pol Econ Touch(A Drama)Note: Sign on the candy counter inthe bookstore reads: If you wantquick service Specify by Name whatyou want; DON’T POINT; DON’TMUMBLE; Don’t say, “Gimme one ofthose.”The Scene is in the Bookstore. Acustomer enters.Cus. (reads sign, and addressesclerk’) May I have a Hot Stuff Choco¬late Paenut bar, please ?Clerk: What?Cus.: May I have a Hot Stuff Choc¬olate Peaunt bar?Clerk: What?Cus.: May I have a—(pointing).Gimme one of those.Clerk: Oh, sure.Fade out.* * *We attended a rehearsal of part ofthe M. B. show last night. We sawthe costumes. Need more be said?See you there this afternoon.* * *Modern Mother GooseOld King TutWas a jolly old nut,And a jolly old nut was he.Lived a life of cheer,Enjoyed his beer,For he lived 1000 B. C.* * *The only trouble with these warmMarch days is that just about thetime you develop a perfectly goodcase of spring fever, it starts tosnow.* * *Famous last LInES.and I’ve had a perfctly wonderfultime. Jacques.F. W. BAKER CO.All Around the Corner63rd & Dorchester Ave.MEN’S FURNISHINGSPurvey give}]y L^orporaxioi^ A ^TIRES3241 Woodlawn Ave.Dorchester 8696Just Call Us For ServiceVULCANIZINGREPAIRING Sprig Is Here, DeclaresKeeper of GreenhouseBy NancyThe young man in the green housescratched his head and looked at thereporter questioningly.“Whyfi sure, lady, look around allyou like. I spose it does smell kind ofnice in here with the steam xnd greenthings and everything.”The reporter wandered around andlooked things over. The place smell¬ed something wonderful, all right. In¬stead of the stale smell of dead leavesand winter dust, there was the dis¬quieting odor of new leaves andshooting sprouts of green. There werelittle pink flowers on an extremelythorny cactus bush from South Afri¬ca, also. All in all, it looked like anearly spring.The nice young man scratched hishead again.“This ain’t a bet or anything, is it,lady? Cause, about three hours ago,a couple of students came over andasked permission to go through theplace, and they claimed they wantedto smell the spring. Well, they musthave succeeded, because they wander¬ed out of here, with large smiles on,and lookin’ happy. She had a furcoat on and it’s hotter in there thanyou’d guess, with the steam andeverything. But she didn’t seem tomind. I guess they was botany stu¬dents, maybe.”Oh, Spring, gentle Spring! Ain’tit grand, folks, ain’t it?Chinese Hear Miss TalbotAt the request of the Chinese stu¬dents of the University, Dean Talbotwill deliver an address on somephase of campus life tonight at 7:30in the Y. M. C. A. rooms. Dr. Y. Y.Tsu, secretary of the Chinese Chris¬tian Students’ Association in Ameri¬ca, will also be present and will prob¬ably address the assembly. Refresh¬ments will be served.MAROONS POINT FOR PURDUEBATTLE; KROG TO RUN 1500(Continued from page 1) Commission ElectsOfficers On TuesdayNext Tuesday the Junior and Se¬nior members of the Honor commis¬sion will elect officers to serve until1924. Harold Lewis, president, GeorgeHartman, vice-president, Dorothy Mc-Kinlay, recording secretary, and Ar¬thur Cody, case-secretary, are the re¬tiring officers.Two cases of student misconductare coming up for consideration atthe meeting Tuesday. The decisionsof the commission will be announcedlater.“I wish to expres my hearty thanksto the retiring members of the Com¬mission, who have devoted a greatdeal of time and thought during thelast year to building up the prestigeof the body,” said Harold Lewis, retiring president.YALE SUBJECT OF FIRST OFDISCUSSIONS ON ELIGIBILITY(Continued from page. 1)another notch. The Boilermakers, bytheir overwhelming win over the lowlyBuckeyes, show they are now playingat top speed.The Maroon line-up will remain in¬tact with Barnes and Dickson at for¬ward, Yardley at center, and Dugganand Weiss at guard. There is littlechnce, barring accidents, of any otheiplayer breaking into the line-up asthese men are all capable performersand are used to the short passing styleof play.Guillion Strong PlayerOn the Indiana rive, Guillion, center,and Holwerda, diminutive forward,are the men most to be feared. Thetall tip-off man is the center of Pur¬due’s offense while the latter has fea¬tured most of the last games with hisfast dribbling and accurate shooting.Captain Egil Krogh, the Maroonstar miler, has been entered in the1500 yard race at the Illinois relaystomorrow. This report comes as goodnews to the track fans since it willgive them their first opportunity ofthe season to see Krogh run againststiff opposition and most of them pre¬dict that he will win the event.With the mile relay team composedof four of the best quarter-milers inthe conference, and the entry ofKrogh in this individual race, the Ma¬roons have a good chance of placingtwo wins on their slate. Although thefour mile team is strong, it is doubtful that it will make much of a show¬ing against some of the star machinesentered from other institutions.Illinois and Michigan StrongIllinois and Michigan, with theliwell balanced teams and long lists ofstar entries should break even at thetop of the column. Michigan has al¬ways scored heavily in the individualevents and it is reported that she isout to cop the four mile relay. Withher four strong distance men, Bowen,Schenefield, Isbel land Davis she hasformed a well balanced squad that willbe hard to beat.In addition to being a strong con¬tender in the individual events, Illi¬nois has developed a mile squad thatwill make a strong hid for honors.Building around Captain Sweet, Gillhas nroduced a team thnt promises toequal the one he worked with last,year,Iowa Has Good Mile TeamWith Koppler, Morrow, Brookinsand Wilson, Towa has a mile team asgood as the one that copped honorsfor the Haweye institution last year,breaking the record with a time of3:27 2-5. She has also a list of strongindividual contenders. students this step is necessary. “TheUniversity is not willing to receivemore students than it can properlycare for.”Yale officials, explaining their plan,said that with the University’s pres¬ent resources, it is impracticable toprovide for a number larger than 850and still assure adequate instructionto each student; and, furthermore,that the dormitory facilities of Y'aleare much over-taxed, and it is de¬sired to reduce to a minimum thenumber of men compelled to findquarters in private dwellings.“Students will be selected primarilyon the basis of scholastic attainmentand promise” says the edict.President Angell CommentsCommenting on the probableYesultsof this action, President Angell saidthat the immediate effect should be astipulation of scholarship in the pre¬paratory and high schools from whichthe students come.“A satisfactory academic recordwill thus be an essential to the appli¬cant for admission under the rigidselective system.” He further statedthat this matter had been under care¬ful consideration for several months,and that the conclusion reached wasthe most practical means of solvingthis important problem.SPANISH tutoring, easy terms. 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