Vol. 21. No. 60. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, JANUARY 26, 1923 Price 3 Cent*LUDGIN IS FRIAR AUTHORMAROONS MEET BOILERMAKERSFIVE IN CAGE CONTEST HEREVarsity Swimmers Engage Purdue at LafayetteTomorrow; Norgren’s Men Play HoosierTeam in Bartlett GymnasiumGreatly encouraged by their 34=30defeat of Ohio State last week, theMaroons will enter the game withPurdue Saturday night determined toattain a .500 percentage in the BigTen standing.Satisfied that the Maroon offensewill be on a par with that of theBoilermarkers, Coach Norgren hasspent the past week in improving thedefensive play of his proteges. Weissand Duggan, the Varsity guards, havecome in for a good share of the work,and are now fairly well versed intheir duties.Purdue Loses StarsThe Boilermakers will visit the Mid¬way with a record of one victory andone defeat, and do not look like re¬peaters for the Conference title. Theloss of White and Miller, AU-C?onfer-ence guards, was a sad blow to theerstwhile champs, and leaves Guillion,center, as their main hope on offense.The Maroons will 'enter the gamewith the same five that handed theBuckeyes their fourth straight de¬feat. Dickson and Barnes, forwards;Yardley, center; and Wei&st and Dug¬gan, guards, appear in the regularquintet.Guillion Star on AttackFor Purdue, Captain Masters andEversman will play forward; Guil¬lion, center; and Holwerda and Rob¬bins, the guards. Guillion is the indi¬vidual star of the outfit, and it is thisman that Captain Yardley of theMaroons will have to stick with.As local fans have been consider¬ably cheered up by the victory lastFriday, the athletic department isplanning on having a capacity crowdon hand by game time. Holders of“C” books are urged to be in theirseats promptly to avoid the confusionof the last minute rush.WRESTLING TEAMSET FOR VICTORYIN PURPLE MEET Minus the services of CaptainBlinks, the Maroon tank squad jour¬neys to Lafayette tomorrow, to meetthe Purdue swimmers in their firstBig Ten meet. The loss of Blinksmeans that the Maroons will have onecapable man entered in the 220 yardswim, and will be deprived of manypoints in the other dashes.The relay team, composed of VanDeventer, Gleason, Gilchrist, and Pro-theroe, gave the C. A. A. aggregationa close race and should be able totake the Indianians into camp. VanDeventer and Gleason will be the Var¬sity’s entrants in the 40 and 100.Hedeen and Hall PlungeHedeen and Hall in the plunge,Dorf and Sterling in the dive, Levyand White in the backstroke, and Har¬kins and Lyons in the breastroke,are the Chicago men entered.The Boilermakers, coached byCharles Merriam, captain of the Uni¬versity water basketball team in 1922,have but three letter men as a nucleusabout which to build their team.Their relay quartet is composed ofChurchman, Pape, McCabe, and Knip-tash. Kniptash and Churchmanswim in the 40, and Kniptash andBarte in the 100 and the 220.Earp Is Purdue HopeCaptain Earp and Kniptash are thePurdue hopes in the backstroke, andVoras in the breastroke. Frazier andKling are the plungers, and Slaterand Benton the fancy divers.Although the loss of Blinks was agreat blow to Maroon title hopes, themen are determined to make the squada winner, and will enter the meet fullof fight and confidence.*ANER STYLES WILLPREVAIL, BELIEF OFMISS EDNA GEISTER“Suit Personalitv in Clothes”Advice of SocialThe wrestling team goes to Evans¬ton Saturday in an effort to win backlaurels lost in the meet with Ohiolast week. Northwestern, stingingunder the defeats handed to her byIllinois, Wisconsin and Ames, is outto improve her standing in the Con¬ference and will extend herself to thelimit in an effort to beat the Varsity.Coach Vorees has been drilling themen hard for the last week and willsend them against the North-siders inthe pink of condition and minus thebuck fever they had in last week’smatch.An interesting struggle is sure totake place when Shimberg of the Ma¬roons meets Hathaway in the 158 lb.division and when Ball meets Hines,the ace of the Purple squad, at 125lbs. Hines has not been beaten in theconference but was pinned by Loucksof Ames in his last match.Capt. Sarpolius and the rest of theteam are expected to come throughtheir matches without much troubleand ought to give the Maroon matmen a sure win.In answer to the showing the menmade against Ohio, Coach Vorees said,“They are still green and inexperi¬enced, but I will have a team of win¬ners before the season is over.”Frosh Medical Picture TodayFresh’,nan Medical class picture willbe taken Friday at 9, in front of thePhysiology building. Director“Suit your personality in yourclothes, put them on and then forgetthem” is the advice of Miss EdnaGeister. “A woman in a costume notsuited to her, no matter how beautifulit may be, is not well-dressed,” shesays. “Neither should she continueto devote a great deal of thought toher costume after she has once donnedit.”Miss Geister believes that womenare gradually coming to a saner styleof dress; that they are now demand¬ing comfort in equal proportion togood lines; and believes that thismovement is very desirable. “New,freakish modes are adopted for ashort time by a few of the extrem¬ists, but they never seem to lastlong.” When asked whether extremestyles prevail in Hollywood, whereshe has been, she said that the wo¬men there are beautifully but notfreakishly dressed.“Neckerchiefs” Passing FadThe present wave of “neckerchiefs”she commented on as being only apassing fad. “They are very attrac¬tive, but will not last. The onljf ex¬perience I have had at wearing themwas when riding in the West, andthen only for protection from sun¬burn. That can’t be the reason atpresent, I’m sure.” HIT AT MEN WHOGET GYM CREDITWITHOUT WORKINGHonor Commission to PunishStudents Who NeverGo To P. C.For the first time efforts are beingmade by the Honor commission tostop petty cheating that is being car¬ried on by some men to obtain creditfor Physical culture courses while notattending the classes. The penaltyfor filling out the work sheets with¬out actually doing the work is theloss of gymnasium credit for thequarter. Co-operation of the studentsand gymnasium officials has beenasked.“This penalty also applies both to.those who have someone sign the;sheets for them, and those who dothe signing,” says Art Cody, Case-isecretary for the Honor commission, j“Heretofore, men who don’t even Iknow how to swim have obtained [credit for swimming courses. Thisform of petty cheating must stop atonce.Asks Support of Fraternities“The Honor commission is institut¬ing a campaign against this dis¬honesty prevalent among, men. We'want the co-operation of everyone inputting a stop to it. Letters are be¬ing sent to the fraemiies asking fortheir support in this matter.”Maroon Track Men ToEnter I. A. C.HandicapTwelve University track men havebeen entered in the big I. A. C. handi¬cap meet to be held at the club gym¬nasium tonight. This meet is sanc¬tioned by the A. A. U. and will de¬termine the 7th I. A. C. championship.Stackhouse, Levy, Singler andWashington have been entered for thedashes. Jones, Brickman and Stittwill run the quarter. Captain Kroghwill run the mile and Rudnick, Ken¬nedy and Stater are also entered forthe distances.Four men will make up the two milerelay team. With Krogh, Kennedy,Rudnick and Stitt entered for* thisteam it should make a strong showing.January Number of theCircle Placedon SaleThe Circle, Volume 1, Number 2, wasplaced on the campus and at loopnewsstands this morning.The table of contents of the monthlyliterary magazine includes a satiricalsketch by Ben Hecht, two poems byLaura Blackburn, a study of Profes¬sor Robert Herrick, novelist, done incaricature and dialogue, the secondof the series on Embryonic AmericanArts, a group of reviews of recent lit¬erary and dramatic publications, anda number of other features, includingSolitaire and Rozendo Gonzale’s pageof campus crayon caricatures.Members of The Circle staff yester¬day expressed the opinion that theJanuary issue would sell 'even betterthan the initial number, which brokeall records for University literarymagazine sales.Feb. 10 has been set as deadline forcopy for the February issue of theperiodical.German Club Hears LectureAssistant Prof. Snrengling who hasrecently returned from Europe, willaddress the German Conversationclub today nt 4 in Tda Noves hall. Thesubiect of his talk will he “DeutscheDorfsgeschichten in 1922.” All stu¬dents Interested have been cordiallyinvited. SEECT “FILMING OF FRIARS”FOR PRESENTATION IN SPRINGDean Boynton, Prof. Linn, Mr. Coleman and FrankLinden, Judges, Pick Show; IdealFor Campus ProducerConcerning the play which has beenselected for the 1923 Blackfriar pro¬duction, Hamilton Coleman, the di¬rector of Friars, has expressed hisentire confidence in it as an ideal ve¬hicle for the undergraduate talent.“It is the ideal Blackfriar play,” hesaid. “I do not think that we haveever before had a book to work withwhich presented the possibilities thatLudgin’s does. It combines the so¬phistication of a show like Cormack’swith the variety and local touches ofthe former campus shows. ‘The Film¬ing of Friars’ is just the type of playfor which we have been looking.”Greater Variety This YearThe book deals with the purchaseof a Blackfriar show by a moving-picture corporation, and its subse¬quent filming. The escapades of theleading woman, who is really the sameman who played the leading part atthe University, furnish both humor¬ous and pathetic complications in theplot.The 1923 production will undoubt¬edly contain a far greater variety ofnumbers than did last year’s, accord¬ing to Abbot Frank Linden. “Thestudio scenes, in which many ‘sets’ ofuniversity buildings are ‘taken,’ affordunusual opportunity for the presentat¬ion of specialty numbers,” saidLinden.WOMEN ONLY PLAYIN “THE REHEARSAL”TONIGHT IN MANDELWinifred Ridgely, Elinor Ami-don, Judith Strohm, andElizabeth Miller AppearA cast composed entirely of womenwill play Christopher Morley’s “TheRehearsal,” one of the three Ameri¬can one-act comedies to be presentedby the University Dramatic associa¬tion tonight at 8 in Mandel hall. Thepiece is a light comedy skit pictur¬ing the trials of a director at thefirs rehearsal. Winifred Ridgely, Eli¬nor Amidon, Judith Strohm, and Eliz¬abeth Miller are named as the head¬liners.Priscilla Ferry, who gained muchfavorable comment through her ap¬pearance in Portfolio and FreshmanFrolic, will play “Jessie” in Tarking-ton’s “The Trysting Place.” Thepart of the sea captain’s wife in “lie”by Eugene O’NeNill will be taken bySara Philippson.The presentation of these plays isthe first program since the reorgani¬zation of the association last Decem¬ber, and is to be given by “The Gar¬goyles,” the newly formed inner circleof active members of the association.Pan-Hellenic Dinner TuesdayA Pan-Hellenic dinner for all na¬tional sorority women will be heldTuesday at 6:15 at the Del Prado ho¬tel. This is the first meeting of thequarter and according to the presi¬dent, an interesting program has beenarranged. Those wishing to attendmust sign the notice on the bulletinboard in Ida Noyes hall before 4 onTuesday. Tickets will be $1.00. From a field of more than fifteensubmitted plays Earl Ludgin’s show,“The Filming of Friars,” was yester¬day selected as the Blackfriars pro¬duction for Spring, 1923.After having the synopsis of thisplay developed as well as a play byJohn Van ant, the judges. Dean PercyHolmes Boynton, Prof. James WeberLinn, Mr. Hamilton Coleman, §naFrank Linden, abbot of Blackfriars,decided in favor of Ludgin’s produc¬tion.Is Adaptable to FriarsIn “The Filming of Friars” wefound more parts to work with anddevelop than in Van Zant’s show ofthe period type, which was an excel¬lent piece of work, having its plotwoven around Oxford in the Sixteenthcentury,” Frand Linden said. “Lud¬gin’s work was more adaptable toBlackfriars.”Earl Ludgin has long been identi¬fied with dramatic work on campus.He has written several plays, manyof which have been produced on cam¬pus. Of the latter, the most popularwas “Clother in Body.” This playwas staged in the Autumn of ’21 andagain in the Spring of ’22. He hasalso taken many character roles, hav¬ing the leading part in the big winterproduction of the Dramatic club lastyear, “Three Live Ghosts.” Ludginwill play the part of Scrub In thepresentation of “The Beaux’ Strata-gen” on Feb. 9th and 10th by theUniversity of Chicago Dramatic As¬sociation.Fifteen Plays EnteredLast fall there were submittedsome fifteen plays. Of these thejudges selected the three best forfurther consideration. Then John VanI Zant submitted the synopsis of a playlaid in Oxford in the Sixteenth cen¬tury. This was considered so goodthat the competition was narrowedi down to two plays, Van Zant’s andI Ludgin’s. Both of these were written in! final form and submitted for decisionyesterday when the latter’s manu¬script was selected.DROP LOSERS OFTWO MATCHES TOSPEED CARD MEETEvery team losing two games in( the Interfratemity bridge tournamentnow getting under way will bedropped from the contest immediately,it was announced yesterday by LouisSterling, chairman of the inter fra-| ternity bridge committee. It was: necessary to adopt this measure toI bring the competition to a close onj the scheduled date. Originally, eqfh| fraternity was to have played thir-i teen games. Play has been progress¬ing so slowly, however, that it wouldhave been impossible to end the tour¬nament promptly unless the losingteams were eliminated as soon as pos¬sible, he said.Very few scores have been turned1 in so far. All results for the firstround of the tournament shouTfl be inthe hands of the management notj later than Monday night, warned1 Sterling.Sigma Announces Two PledgesSigma announces the pledging ofMarion Graham and Aimee Grahamfrom Indianapolis, Indiana.Page Two '1HE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. JANUARY 26, 1923(St?? Daily itfarutmThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPubliotuti uiuruing?, except Saturday, Suu-tlaj utid Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMur. on Company.K.acred ns second class mail at the Chl-cug< l’ostoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March13, lOOd, uuder the act of March 3. 1875.Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis 14Member ofThe Western Conference Trees AssociationINCREASING CLASS SPIRITIt is encouraging to note that aneffort is being made to abolish theJunior and Senior College women’sbasketball teams, and establish intheir place teams representing thefour classes. Here is another steptoward the development of class con¬sciousness; an admirable advance. Wesuggest, however, that it be mademore inclusive. The College swim¬ming and baseball teams have alwaysprovided interesting activit^'Ior bothparticipants and spectators. Why notinclude them in the remodeling?By little strides we ax*e getting awayfrom the old idea of having activitiesconducted on the basis of colleg'e divi¬sions, which are essentially creditsections. The units of spirit, the na¬tural social groups, are the classes.One’s interest lies in the acts of thoseundergraduate with whom one hasbeen most intimately associated; andit is obvious that a like number ofmajors is a singularly small mediumof common interest. It is for the fur¬therance of what is nationally con¬sidered collegiate consciousness thatwe suggest that the swimming andbaseball teams be subjected t<J thesame reconstruction which the bas¬ketball teams desire. Council Open MeetingWill Be Held TuesdayUndergraduate problems will betalked over at the open meeting of thecouncil to be held Tuesday at 4.30 inClassics 21. Notices are being sentto all campus organizations request¬ing them to send representatives.Individuals who have ideas which theything would be of value or who wishto have a voice in council affairs havebeen urged to come. General sug-1gestions and criticisms will be the or-|der of the day and the new “enth-jsiasm committee” will come up fordiscussion, it has been announced.nations. Broadly speaking, however,this is a minor reason for censuringmodern exomination methods.Frankly we have no definite, de¬tailed suggestions to offer as to whatshould be done. Examinations do notseem to be a fair test of what onehas learned, and they undoubtedlylead to methods of study that do notresult in the acquirement of much realknowledge.The problem is one that must be leftfor the psychologists to solve. Cer¬tain it is that any system evolvedwill no meet with approval if, bylaying down a set of elementary rules,to do as he pleases. The delicateit curtails the liberty of the studentproblem facing the psychologists is topreserve the liberty of the student andyet at the same time lead him towork in a systematic manner hat willresul in a college graduate who has amind trained for hard work.—MagillDaily, Magill University, Montreal,Canada. invite Harvard TrackSquad to South AfricaCambi'idge, Mass., Jan. 22.—TheHarvard Athletic Commitee has be¬fore it, it has been announced, an in¬vitation from the University of Wit-watersranu, Johannesburg, to havethe combined Harvard-Yale trackteam which is to meet an Oxford-Cambridge team at London in Julyto South Africa immediately after¬wards. Action on the invitation,which guaranteed all expenses, hasbeen deferred.Bill Bingham, former track coachat Harvard, who has just returnedfrom England, where he made ar¬rangements with the British univer¬sity authorities for the London meet¬ing, said Basil G. D. Rudd, formerOxford captain, had in mind a tour ofContinental Europe by a team com¬posed of first and second-place win¬ners at the games. Name College SongsFor Glee Club MeetThe Glee club has decided to singa college medley of “Plunge, Plunge,”“Wave the Flag,” and “John D.” forthe Intercollegiate Song Contest tobe held Feb. 9 in Orchestra Hall. Forthe past few weeks, the club has beenbusy practicing the songs which arenow almost ready.At the last rehearsal the eligibilitylist was read. About thirty-five menwere found to be eligible for publicappearance with the club.Moulton to Speak Sunday“Time and Space” will be the sub¬ject of an illustrated lecture to begiven by Prof. Forrest Ray Moultonon Sunday Jan. 28 at 7 before theYoung Peoples Church club, HydePark Baptist church at 56th andWoodlawn Ave.LEARN TO DANCE NOW—Teresa Dolan DancingAcademy63rd St. and Stony Island AvenueBeginners Monday Eve—12 Les., $5.00Private lessons by appointment.Academy or Branch Studio:5401 Cottage Grove Ave. Beatrice Beauty ShoppeAlma Brandstrom1131 EAST 55th STREETWe do expert Manicuring, Hair Dress¬ing, Marcel Waving, ShampooingScalp Treatment, and Hair DyeingTelephone Midway 3683The Latest Model Shoes AreAvailable atMIDWAY BOOTERY936 East Fifty-fifth StreetFairfax 5657 COWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats,Caps and NeckwearBilliardsCigars, Cigarettes, PipesS. E. Cor. 35th and Ellis Ave.Marcel WavingR. Jones1372 E. 55th StreetHyde Park 6941Formerly with Mrs. KennedyDON’T HEM ITHave It Hemstitched atTHE ROSALIE SHOP1456 E. Fifty-seventh St.Dorchester 3934.Better Class ApronsHemstitching—NotionsButtons Covered and Peating TypewritersALL MAKESSold and RentedReasonable PricesSpecial Rental Rates to StudentsREMINGTON PORTABLESAmerican Writing MachineCompany329 S. Dearborn St. Harrison 1360ftContemporary CommentEXAMINATIONS. WHY?At the conclusion of the past“Week of Terror” most studentsheaved a great sigh of relief and pre¬pared to plunge into a round of socialgaiety that would effectually drive allthoughts of the horror of examina¬tions from their minds. After havingcrisis of writing three or four finals,passed through the nerve-wrackingthe student of average ability is aptto wonder, if sufficient vitality is lefthim to think at all, if the examinationsystem at present in force is the bestmethod known for determining theknowledge of the student. True, onething that seems to speak in its fa¬vour is that it has held sway sincetime immemorial. hTat, to conserva¬tive minds, warrants its continuance.Others sometimes wonder if a systema little less vicious in its effectscould not be evolved.However, we do not wish to con-den the examination system entirely.There are phases of it that are com¬mendable. For instance, review for anexamination gives the student a graspof the subject as a whole that hewould not otherwise get. Anothergood point is that concentrated studyduring exam time rather destroys thisis a wondeifful mental stimulant, butthe extremes to which it is carriedaspect of the question. A negativereason for its existence is that nopsychologist has yet devised a methodof testing the knowledge of the stu¬dent that can superside the examina¬tion system. Psychological tests areall the rage nowadays bu they (ap¬parently) test one’s mental capacity,not the range or extent of knowledgeacquired. Theoretically, examinationsare supposed to mark the culminationof a systematic course of study. Ac¬tually, the scholar spends the lastweek or so in frantically crammingfacts and ideas that he was supposedto have absorbed slowly as he wentalong. The result is, that the exami¬nation once over, away flies knowl¬edge to the winds and the carefreestudent is as blissfully ignorant asever.The nervous and mental strain Isalso a factor, and no inconsiderableone at that, which condemns theexamination system. Robert LouisStevenson once write a pathetic storyabout a scolar who plugged all nightfor an exem, and who was found inthe early hours of the next morning,a hopeless, wit-wandering idiot. Evenat McGill we have had Instances ofthe cruel physical effects of exnml- SAVE TIME BY READINGTHE ADVERTISEMENTSITtl What do you want—a hat, coat, suit, a pair of shoes,gloves, a cravat? Or do you want to send flowersto someone? Or perhaps candy. Maybe you need somebooks or stationery.Of course you are busy and haven’t time to look in all thestores for just the article you want.So for your convenience the merchants tell you throughthe advertisements just what they have. If you readthem, you are sure to find the best place to buy.No merchant would spend his good money advertising ifhis merchandise were not of good quality and fairlypriced. It wouldn’t pay.Read The Advertisements CarefullyTHEY SAVE YOU TIME AND MONEYGERMANY HOPES TORECOVER TERRITORYLOST IN LATE WARSome Desire New Conflict, IsBelief of Prof.ParkAnother war — and recovery ofevery inch of lost territory—is theexpressed hope of at least one leaderin Germany, according to Prof. Rob¬ert E. Park, of the Department ofSociology, who was interviewed yes¬terday for The Daily Maroon. ButGermany is not united, Prof. Parkpointed out.When Prof. Park was in Germanyrecently Herr Dominicus, former Ger¬man Secretary of the Interior, toldhim that he looked forward to thetime distant, perhaps, but certain,when Germany shall fight another waror series of wars to win back the landshe lost. Although this view is notexpressed in the Germany press, itprevails in certain cricles.But we must not forget that sucha movement would require the unani¬mous support of the whole Germannation, Prof. Park said. And theGerman revolution, leaving in itswake a host of mutually opposing fac¬tions, has made a widespread nation¬alist movement unlikely.Fuse Into One FactionWhether the French occupation ofthe Ruhr will fuse all of these fac¬tions into one, is a question that Prof.Park does not undertake to answer.Even though the rest of Germanymay be aroused to resistance by theFrench occupation, the people of theRuhr itself may be led by communistleaders to take an international atti¬tude. They may say that it is as wellto work for one nation—for one groupof capitalists—as for another. And ifFrance can make their working con¬ditions more comfortable than Ger¬many has made them, why, then theywill work for France instead of Ger¬many.On the other hand, Prof. Park ob¬served a tendency throughout Ger¬many to unite communism, or rathersocialism, with nationalism.Adds Nationalist SpiritOne group of socialists aweepinglyopposed capital, opposes industry ingeneral. Another group seeks an op¬portunity to work along with the cap¬italists, and to share their responsi¬bility. It is this element that tendsto combine German nationalist spiritwith the spirit of socialism.These are the groups that have de¬veloped in Berlin, and in generalthroughout Prussia. But in Bavaria,and especially in Munich, popularfeeling does not favor socialism at all.Bavaria is conservative. *Such is theconfused state of Germany’s politics.Called “Vicious Circle”Prof. Park characterized the eco¬nomic situation as “a vicious circle.”Neighboring nations flock to Ger¬many to buy her goods, which arecheap for foreigners, though expens¬ive for the Germans, who have onlymarks to spend. An unceasing pil¬grimage of Swedes, Dutchmen, and allof Germany’s neighbors, is crossingGermany’s borders. They buy goodsfor a song, smuggle them across theborder, and leave Germany’s suppliesevery day more depleted.But when Swedes and Hollandersbuy in Germany, they necessarily turndown their own merchants in Swedenand Holland. So Holland and Swedenare slowly but surely losing their buy¬ing power; and Germany is just assurely losing her market in thosecountries.WANT TO GO TO THATDANCELud. HENDERSHOTwill prepare you QUICKLY and COR¬RECTLY. B PRIVATE Lessons, $6.001541 East 57th St. Hyde Park 2314ISAAC LEVINEConcert Pianist - • Teacher930 KIMBALL BUILDINGRes., 1215 E. 52nd St. Mid. 4035WATCH YOUR STEPand learn to dance correctly at theMary Kiefer DancingStudio1S05 E. 63rd St. Fairfax 09995 Lessons for $5.00—Personal Service THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 26, 1923 Page Three—Hold Bridge Gameto Aid ScholarshipThe scholarship fund of Pi Delta'Phi will be formally started by abridge and five-hundred party to begiven by the Alumnae chapter Satur¬day afternoon at the College club.!Forty tables will play and a prize willbe given for each table.Miss Ethels Richards ’18, president'of the alumnae chapter, is in chargeof the party. Tickets may be obtained from Mrs. Ruth Sager Bixby,!5528 Maryland Ave. i OrCOLLEGE LIFETreatise on CrimeAdded to Libraryi“In the Clutch of Circumstance: My (Own Story, by a Burglar,” one of thebooks recently received at Harper, is1the autobiography of a criminal, de-jscribing his environment and why hecame to the conclusion that crime doesnot pay. Other books added to thelists are: “The Negro in Our His¬tory,” by Carter Woodson, “The PaperMoney of Europe” by Francis Hirst,“Daniel Decatur Emmett,” a biogra¬phy of the composer of “Dixie,” byGalbreath, and a well illustrated book“The Northern Bantu,” by JohnRoscoe.Two additional copies of Van Loon’s“History of Mankind,” a copy of“Mortal Coils” by Aldous Huxley, andone of Katherine Mansfield’s “GardenParty” have been added to the re¬served list in Ell because of the heavydemand for them.A new collection of book covers willbe posted every Monday morning inW-31. Ann Arbor, Mich.—In order to pre¬vent confusion among students in theselection of courses at the beginningof a new semester, a system is beingworked out at Michigan whereby allstudents will be acquainted withtheir grades as soon as the semesterends.Corvallis, Ore.—The mystery of afishy smell in the mines building atthe Oregon Agricultural College hasbeen solved by the students. VernonLugnot, a senior, was trying to de¬velop a project for the utilization offish waste.Columbus, O.—Downtown “hock”shops in Columbus are receiving anunusual number of calls from studentsladen, in most cases, with musical in¬struments, announces the Ohio StateLantern. The Junior Prom is sched¬uled for Friday. The high price oftuxedos and tickets are assigned asreasons for the “hock” shop activity. The SHANTY EAT SHOPHas Become Famous Thruout HydePark ForITS APPETIZING VIANDSLuscious oysters cooked .to thequeen’s taste—fried a rich brownor in a good hot milk stew—O Boy!Juicy Tenderloin Steak andFrench Fried Potatoes, Omelettes,Combination Fruit Salad, ChickenSalad and first, last and all thetime—those famous Crisp, GoldenBrown, Honey Fluff Waffles andMaple Syrup — are among theprime favorites.SUNDAY DINNER75 centsSQl t/A Curl 12. 0 to 3 P. M.—Come EarlyWAl r LI GOOD THE SHANTY EAT SHOP1309 E. 57th St.‘A Homey Place for Homey Folks’Emma Adams to Speak HereMiss Emma Adams, Miss MaryMcDowell’s “right-hand man,” willspeak on “The University Settlement”before the Social Service club onTuesday at 4:30 in the north room ofIda Noyes hall. Tea will be served.All interested have been cordially in¬vited.F. W. BAKER CO.All Around the Corner63rd & Dorchester Ave.MEN’S FURNISHINGS A Complete Investment ServiceBonds of New Issue Offered for SaleListed Securities Bought and SoldTheNational Bank of Woodlawn63rd Street, Just of Kenwood Ave.A NATIONAL Bank Serving the University CommunityPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 26, 1923ZChistleSTcr*l*MLOVELove is what makes Phi Beta Kap¬pas hold hands in Sociology lectures.Love is what makes aged bachelorprofessors stumble over curb stoneson moonlight nights. Love is whatmakes freshmen call up Senior wo¬men for dates. Love makes menwrite poetry. Love makes it possiblefor hair-net manufacturers to declarequarterly dividends. Love is themost over rated thing in the world.May we enroll among the lists ofCampus Immortals, Miss DimpleChinn ? I VOX POP(In view of the fact that the communica¬tion column of The Dully Maroon la main-taineil as a cloarinK house for atudenta andfaculty opinion. The Daily Maroon ac¬cepts no responsibility for the sentimentstherein expressed. Communications arewelcomed by the editor, and should besigned as an evidence of good fuith.)Rumor reaches us that a certaininitiate spent the night in the High¬land Park jail. When arrested hegave the name of his fraternity andasked that it be called. The cop calledand was instructed to leave him thereover night. The Brothers sleptsoundly; for once they knew wheretheir freshman was.The newest organization on thecampus is called the “Gargles,” and iscomposed of the “inner-in” of the Ma¬roon and the Circle. The object ofthe society is the prevention of hali¬tosis; in other words to prevent thebreath of scandal—do you get theidea, or must we explain?WHAT SENIORS LAUGH ATLaughlin, limping cross campus,passes Gleason.Gleason: Hurt yourself skating?Laughlin: No, falling.The Seniors, jubilant over the suc¬cess of their tea, have decided to givea theater party Friday, Feb. 2. Theplay will be “Zeno” at the GreatNorthern. “Zeno” is a mystery play,”explained Art White, “and we fell thatit may furnish some explanation toour own mystery, that of collectingthe class dues.”Isn’t That Dear of ThemDear Jacques: A scoop. The RedFeathers have entered in the IdaNoyes Fashion Show.Jacqueline.Two members of the Red Feathers,after reading our comments, appearedon campus wearing colored silk hand¬kerchiefs about their swan like necks.We give up.PHUNNY PHOENIX STUFFShe: How did Maude get her lipcut?Her: Kissing.She: Must have been sweet kisses.Her: No, bitter.Out of the Mouths of Profs.(Not quoted from whom you think)“. . . put some care in on thesemaps for tomorrow; use ink only. Ilike pretty maps, but not coloredones.”That’ll be all.Jacques.To ParticularSunday PeopleMost people are very particularabout their Sunday dinner. Theywant clean, good, wholesome food,—and efficient quiet service.We invite the most particular per¬son in the University, and his friends,to eat Sunday’s dinner with us.BY STUDENTS FOR STUDENTSBALDWINSRESTAURANT1025 E. 55th Street(Between Ellis and Greenwood)A COLLEGE CROWD!A College Evening!Young Peoples ChurchHyde ClubPark Baptist To the Editor:The first of the series of three in¬terscholastic track meets, which washeld in conjuncture with the North¬western meet Saturday, was attendedwih a spirit that augurs well for thetwo remaining meets of the series.All of the entered schools werebacked by enthusiastic supporters andtheir cheering at every race, whencontrasted with the complete silencethat accompanied the college events,made the whole meet look like a highschool affair.The total lack of Varsity support¬ers did much to weaken not only the college meet but also the high schoolevents. The purpose of these inter¬scholastic meets is not only to de¬velop high school athletes, but to di¬rect them to the Universiy. Manyof these men plan to attend somecollege and it is our duty to see thatthey bring their talents to us.The lack of spirit evidenced by thesilence that attended the winning ofthe college races and the breaking ofthree records, is certain to give thesehigh school athletes a bad opinion ofthe University. They, as well as any¬one else, like to have their work ap¬preciated and will direct their actionsto suit this desire. In consequencethey will not consider a school thatshows no appreciation.It is surprising that members ofcampus organizations have not avail¬ed themselves of this opportunity tosize up these coming athletes. Theyare always eager to make these menmembers of thir organizations afterthey have entered the University butthey maek no moves to try to directthem towards the University. They donot take this good opportunity to be¬come acquainted with these men and=how them what advantages they willfind in becoming University of Chi¬cago students.Hegner.Church Most students easily make *8 o’clocks” or * 9 o’clocks.”Why should they not get up in time toGO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYFIRST BAPTIST CHURCH935 East 50th StreetPerry J. Stackhouse Minister11 A. M.—“The Disciple WhoEmerged From the Storm.”8 P. M.—“Dost Thou Believe on theSon of God?”Students InvitedHYDE PARK BAPTIST CHURCH56th and WoodlawnC. W. Gilkey and L. A. Crandall,Ministers9:45 A. M. Sunday School11 A. M.—Worship.7-9 P. M.—Illustrated Lecture:“Space and Time,” Prof. F. R.Moulton.WOODLAWN BAPTIST CHURCH62nd and UniversityMelbourne P. Boynton, Minister j6529 Ingleside Ave. H. P. 840010:30 A. M.—“Showing Us theiFather.”7:45 P. M.—“The Godless Fool.”Young People’s meetings, Thurs¬days 8 P. M. Students especiallyinvited.HYDE PARKCONGREGATIONAL56th and DorchesterPaul G. Macy, PastorTheodore G. Soares, Preacher11 A. M.—“Do People Need to beConverted?”6 P. M.—Scrooby Club. FlorenceWalker, leader. Subject, “TheY. M. C. A.”ISAIAH TEMPLEHyde Park Bl. and Greenwood Ave.Dr. Joseph Stolz, RabbiFriday Evening at 8 o’clock.Saturday Morning at 10:30.Worship.CHURCH OF THE REDEEMER,EPISCOPAL56th St. and DorchesterJohn Henry Hopkins, RectorSundays 8 A. M., 9:15 A. M., 11 A.M., 7:30 P. M.Three services each week day.LChurch always open for private de¬votions. ST. PAUL’S EPISCOPAL50th and DorchesterGeorge H. Thomas, RectorSunday Services: 8, 9:30, 10 (Sun¬day School) 11 A. M. and 5 P. M.TENTH CHURCH OF CHRIST,SCIENTIST5640 Blackstone Ave.ServicesSunday Morning at 10:45 o’clock.Sunday Evening at 7:45 o’clock.Sunday School for those’under 20years, Sunday at 12 noon.Wednesday Evening Meetingswhich include testimonies of Chris¬tian Science healing, at 8.Tenth Church Reading Room55th and BlackstoneA cordial invitation to attend ourservices and visit our Reading roomis extended to all.WOODLAWN ENGLISH LUTH¬ERAN CHURCHTemporary plage of worship, Wood¬lawn Masonic Temple, 64th andLTniversityClarence E. Paulus, MinisterStudent Bible Classes at 9:45 A. M.Worship at 11 A. M.H. P. METHODIST CHURCH54th ar J BlackstoneJoshua Stansfield, Pastor9:45, Sunday School11 A. M.—Things Fundamental.7:45 P. M.—Brotherhood Night.An evangelistic service.5:30 P. M.—Supperette and Social6:30 P. M.—Epworth League.ST. PAUL’S UNIVERSALISTMidway and Dorchesfer Ave.Minister, L. Ward Drigham10 A. M.—Discussion Hour.11 A. M.—Young People’s Sunday.“The Fountain of Youth,”I^ambert Case, speaker.Companion.”Parish House open every day9 A. M. to 11 P. M.—Communityclasses in French, Dancing, Psy¬chology, etc.Thank you kindly for patronizing a Student’s Dad,Her Tuition is paid and I’m mighty glad.Come in often, we’ll treat you right.Oh yes; our Hot Chocolate and Chocolate Malted MilkAre simply delicious.Pure Drugs, Candies, Hydrox Ice Cream, Perfumes,Toilet Articles and Everything.CARLSON & EPHLIN“DAD”East 55th St., cor. Blackstone Ave. Hyde Park 0203WAFFLES PAN CAKESThey are not equaled—anywhere.Waffles are mixed with genuine butter.We also mix every part of the Pan Cake batter.We do not advertise Home Cooking—there’s a reason.THE BLUE SHOP1445 on the MIDWAY Yards 0444 Boulevard 9269PEOPLE’SCREAMCOMPANY,r, ICECREAM s49^,re.The Cream of All Creams, our“SUNDA E”Get It at U. of C. BookstoreWith FRUIT CENTER is DeliciousES2ss New HatsFor College Men$5The newer shapes are arriving con¬stantly now. Excellent provision hasbeen made for just those which collegemen are preferring for campus now.T he hat sketched is especially popular.It is to be had in several shades and pro¬portions. Great values at $3.Second Floor, NorthCarson Pirie Scott %and Company jjFloor Coverings ofCharacter for yourFraternity Houseor HomeRoyal Wilton RugsOur distinctive assortment of Royal Wiltonsoffers through the great variety of exquisitecolorings and artistic patterns, the opportunityfor any decorative effect. The comprehensivestocks now in our display, will make yourselection a pleasure.9x12 ft. $66 to $96Broadloom CarpetingsThrough our comprehensive stocks of plaincolor Broadloom Carpeting in many durablequalities, and in all the regular seamless widths,we are sure to satisfy your requirements.Per. Sq. Yd. $4.50 to $15.25Established 1875(W-Richardsoi) &(o.Rugs, Furniture, Carpets, Linoleums, Phonographs125 So. Wabash Ave.