Batlp jflaroonVol. 21. No. 57. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, JANUARY 23, 1923 Price 5 CentsMAROONS SCOREINITIAL VICTORYOVER BUCKEYESVarsity Shows Vast Improve¬ment; Rise in Big TenStandingDICKSON SINKS NINE BASKETSTHE WEEK IN SPORTWednesday—Varsity Swimming Teamvs Vhicago Athletic Asso¬ciation.Saturday —Varsity Basketball Teamvs Purdue University.Saturday —Varsity Wrestling Teamvs Northwestern at Evans¬ton.Saturday —Varsity Swimming Teamvs Purdue at Lafayette.Coach Norgren’s Maroons handedthe Ohio State five a 34-30 defeatFriday night, in a game featured bythe work of Dickson, Barnes, andDuggan. The tilt marked the Var¬sity’s entrance into the win columnof the Big Ten standing, and thesquad displayed a brand of team workunseen in Bartlett Gym this winter.The game was one of those see-sawaffairs in which first one team andthen the other held the lead. Timeand again the Buckeyes forged ahead,only to be caught and passed by thedesperate Maroons. It was a battleof thrills, brilliant long shots and fastwork under the net keeping the root¬ers on their feet throughout.Dickson Scoring StarTo Dickson, forward, the great bulkof the credit for winning is due. Ninefield goals, both long and short, wasthe extent of his night’s work, all ofthe baskets coming at opportune mo¬ments. Barnes was an important cogin the team work in addition to sink¬ing two baskets and eight out ofeleven free throws. Duggan, playinghis second Conference game, rang upone goal, and covered his man in finestyle.Chicago started the scoring via thefree throw route and then the Buck¬eyes went ahead with three baskets.The Maroons gradually closed thegap, only to have the Ohioans gaina 14-12 advantage at the half.Pass Ohio With RushOhio added two more buckets at theopening of the second period. Herethe Maroons showed what tlyy weremade of and rapidly overhauled andthen passed the confident Bucks. Inthe last five minutes of the game,Ohio attempted to stem the torrentof Chicago scores by sending an en¬tirely new team onto the floor. TheVarsity held their lead however andwere never headed until the final gun.“Norgie” started the game with hisrejuvenated line-up, Dickson andBarnes at forwards, Yardley, center,and Duggan and Weiss, at guards.Weiss was removed from the gamenear the end with four personal fouls,(Continued on page 4)CAMPUS YEARBOOKSTILL OUT TO GET500 SUBSCRIBERSOf the established quota of six hun¬dred additional subscriptions, set bythe business department of the an¬nual as the number necessary for theproduction of the superior book thathas been planned by the staffs, CIrpand Gown salespeople during the lastweek have gained 100 subscribers forthe 1923 book.“It is the aim of the staff this year,”according to a statement from La thanCrandall, the editor, “to put out abook ns far superior in every way tothose of previous years, as it is pos¬sible. The Cap and Gown will cost nomore this year than in any past year,yet we arc endeavoring to produce amore valuable book. To do this, it isevident that we must have nn in¬creased subscription' list.”Sales authorized by the Cap andGown will continue to take orders forthe annual until the quota of six hur.dred has been reached. STUDENTS EAGER FORNEW COURSE ON LOVEAntics in Harper Would Afford SoundBasis For StudyTracking down the philosophy of yedemon love, a reporter of this noblesheet found enough evidence to assure“the powers that be,” that a courseto be known as the Philosophy ofLove, similar to that suggested in theVox Pop of a week ago, would have aflock of customers.One sage of great repute was sointerested that he outlined a wholecourse, much of which was in theform of practical research. His ideaswere fully approved by the watch dogin Harper library, who is obliged totolerate the daily festival of merry¬making. From watching the anticsand affectations of the numerousshieks and shebas who participate, hefeels that he could bat a straight “A”in such a course.A well known bachelor dean, whohas been deeply interested for sometime, believes that the course shouldbe given in addition to the regularthree majors, to those numerous lovegluttons who have shown their talentin the past and have a minimum ofthree hearts on their hook.Among the undergraduates the ideawas even more popular, the concensusof opinion being that the course wouldprove at once practical by the solu¬tion of many weighty problems.BARTLETT RECORDSFALL AS MAROONSWIN FROM PURPLEKrogh Stars for Winner; Bet¬ters Indoor MileMarkThree gymnasium track recordswere shattered Saturday night whenthe Maroon team defeated Northwest¬ern 45 to 36 in the first Conferencedual meet of the indoor season. Cap¬tain Egil Krogh starred for the Ma¬roons, winning both the mile and halfmile races and breaking the mile rec¬ord by cutting the mark to 4:31 2-5.Crippen of Northwestern placedfirst in the two-mile race and brokethe two-mile record by doing the dis¬tance in 9:58. Jimmy Hagen alsostarred for the Purple, cutting thequarter mile mark to :52 1-5 and win¬ning the fifty-yard dash.Maroons Show StrengthThe Maroon teamshowed a strengththat augurs well for the success ofthis season. All of the runners didthe distance in excellent time and theraces were fast for this time of theyear. The quarter mile race was fast,Hagen breaking the record and Jonesand Stitt, who placed second and thirdrespectively, tying the old record.Brickman and Jones did well in thehurdles, Brickman coming in first andJones coming in second. Brickmantook second place in the fifty-yarddash and Stackhouse third.Summaries:Fifty-yard dash—Won by Hagen(N. W.); Brickman (C.) second;(Continued on pape 4)Southern Club toFound ScholarshipPlans were adopted for the estab¬lishment of a Southern scholarshipfund at a meeting of the SouthernClub Friday, and ways and means forsecuring money for such a fund werediscussed.Preliminary steps were taken to¬ward the production of a minstrelshow of the old fashioned variety, inwhich professional as well as ama¬teur performers will take part".It was decided to hold the officialbusiness meetings of the club on thefirst and third Fridavs of eachmonth. On the first apd third Wed¬nesdays, Uhe members will assembleat Tda Noyes cafeteria for informalget-together dinners at 6 o’clock. Thefirst of these dinners will take placetomorrow at 6. All Southerners havebeen invited to come, and to bring<their friends. PRESIDENT SEESSHINING FUTUREFOR UNIVERSITYDr. Judson, in Letters, LaudsHigh Character ofStudentsCOMMENDS MAROON EDITORIAL“Great achievements of the Univer¬sity are in the years to come, and inthem those who are now students willshare,” is the prophecy of retiringPresident Harry Pratt Judson, in aletter to The Daily Maroon, whichfrom the eminence of thirty-one yearsin the administration of the Univer¬sity looks into the future of the in¬stitution.President Judson’s letter is as fol¬lows:“The Maroon:“On returning from the East I findThe Maroon of Wednesday last witha kindly editorial on the matter ofmy retirement. May I extend my cor¬dial thanks. After thirty-one yearsin the faculty of the University—fourteen years as dean and seventeenas head of the administration—per¬haps I am entitled to the quiet of myown study. The many thousands ofstudents who have been in the quad¬rangles since the opening in 1892 arer.ow in all parts of the world. Manyof them I have known well, and manyI hold in high regard for their char¬acter and attainments.“Great Things to Come”“In these latter years, when the af¬fairs of the University are so numer¬ous, so complicated, and on so large ascale, it has been impossible for meto meet and know the students as Ishould like. But I know about them,and I am mere than content with thequality of the young men and womenwho are gathered here. I wish themall prosperity, and I expect from themsincere loyalty to the best ideals ofAlma Mater. Great achievements ofthe University are in the years tocome, and in them those who are nowstudents will share.“With cordial regards for all, I am“Very truly yours,”Harry Pratt JudsonSTART FRATERNITYBOWLING TOURNEYTOMORROW NIGHTDelta Sigma Phi Meets KappaSigma in CurtainRaiserFirst games of the Interfraternitybowling tournament will be rolledWednesday at 1:30 on the Reynoldsclub alleys. The fourteen entrantshave been divided into two leagueswhich will bowl their games simul¬taneously. The winner and runner-up of each league will compete in thesemi-finals and finals of the final con¬test to decide the championship. Inorder to give the weaker teams achance against the stronger contest¬ants, scoring will be on a point basis.One point will be awarded for everyfifty pins scored and for each gamewon.In addition to the handsome silvertrophy awarded the winner by the In¬terfraternity council, Bud Howe, man¬ager of the alleys, has put up prizesfor high men and winning team inthe tournament.Delta Sig and Kappa Sig will openthe league A race tomorrow. Phi Deltand Phi Kap will lead off in leagueB. All games must be rolled accord¬ing to schedule unless the teams con¬cerned get together and make otherarrangements, according to Bud Howe,manager of the alleys.Scores will be kept in the bookswhich may be procured at the alleys.The complete schedules for bothleagues are as follows:League AWednesday, Jan. 24—1:30—Delta Sig. Kappa Sig.3:30—Delt, Psi U.(Continued from page 4) CIRCLE READERS SEEHARPER CARICATURESGonzales Sketches Woman Here foran EducationThe fellow who is majoring in San¬skrit and the woman who is goingto college for an education—meetthem in The Circle for January, outnext Thursday.Rozendo Gonzales, caricaturist, hasdone them up pat for the campus lit¬erary monthly. A page of sketches,executed after an interesting sessionin Harper reading room, &nd a full-page crayon portrait of Prof. RobertHerrick are the artist’s contributionsto the January issue.Together with the caricature ofProf. Herrick will be published an in¬terview with him, in which he tellshis opinions of contemporary Ameri¬can literature. Prof. Herrick’s novel,“Homely Lilia,” has just been pub¬lished by Harcourt, Brace and Co.GREEKS TO PLAYOFF FIRST ROUNDOF BRIDGE MATCHGames Must Be Played BeforeThursday, SaysSterlingResults of the first round of gamesfor the annual interfraternity bridgetournament must be turned in beforeThursday to Lou Stirling at the AlphaDelta Phi house.T he tournament is to be run on ai percentage basis. There will be twodivisions, and the two leading teamsof each division will meet in the semi¬finals. A game will be won by tak¬ing two out of three rubbers.Give Week’s ScheduleFollowing is the schedule of thefirst round of games:Division AAlpha Delta Phi vs. Tau Kappa Ep-Alpha Delta Phi vs. Tau Kappa Ep¬silon.Alpha Sigma Phi vs. Tau Delta Phi.Alpha Tau Omega vs. Sigma Nu.Beta Theta Pi vs. Sigma Chi.Chi Psi vs. Sigma Alpha Epsilon.Delta Chi vs. Psi Upsilon.Division BDelta Kappa Epsilon vs. Pi LambdaPhi.Delta Sigma Phi vs. Phi SigmaDelta.Delta Tau Delta vs. Phi Kappa Sig¬ma.Delta Upsilon vs. Phi Kappa Psi.Kappa Epsilon vs. Phi Gamma Delta.Kappa Nu vs. Phi Delta Theta.Kappa Sigma vs. Phi Beta Delta.Lambda Chi Alpha drew a bye.Any fraternities wishing to with¬draw from the schedule are requestedto notify the chairman.AWARD MEDAL TODR. R. A. MILLIKANFOR EXPERIMENTSDr. Robert Andrews Millikan, for¬merly professor in the Department ofPhysics in the University, and nowhead of the California Institute ofTechnology, has been voted the awardof the 1922 Edison medal for “Merit¬orious experimental achievement inelectrical science,” by the AmericanInstitute of Electrical Engineers.The principal determinations whichhave been made by Dr. Millikan are:The isolation and measurement ofthe electron at from twenty to fiftytimes the accuracy previously obtainedby other scientists.The proof of Einstein’s photo-elec¬tric equation.The exploration of the ultra-violetspectrum which pushed the limitsdown two octaves further than hadbeen reached before 1920.Work on the eoeficient of slip: thereflection of molecules, and the com¬plete law of fall of a particle throughgasses at all densities.The presentation of the Edisonmedal is an annual affair, and rep¬resents the highest achievements inthe realm of electrical science. GREENWOOD HALLWOMEN SET TRAPTO CATCH MORONPolice See Crazed Mind asAuthor of ObsceneLettersFIND NOTES TACKED ON FENCEAnother mash note was found latelast night in the vestibule of Green¬wood hall. Detectives were stationedlast night in rooms on the first floor.Women of Greenwood hall, in re¬lays of couples, walked the streetslast Sunday night as bait for the trapset by the Woodlawn police for thecapture of morons. This drasticmeasure was resorted to after severalmore women were annoyed Saturdaynight and after notes, evidently theproduct of a crazed mind, were foundtacked at intervals to the fence run¬ning between 60th street and the hall,Sunday morning.At the request of O’Keefe, a de¬tective from the Woodlawn station,the women took turns saunteringaround the neighboring blocks, whilehe shadowed them less than a blockbehind. The women were instructedto walk slowly and, in case anyonespoke to them or tried to seize them,to keep a cool head and engage himuntil the detective arrived. Later inthe evening, one woman offered towalk alone. She walked for about anhour, and while several men tried toflirt with her, none of them accostedher in such a w’ay as to subject him¬self to arrest.Detective to Search for Moron“It is an easy matter,” O’Keefe ex¬plained, “for a woman to put off fora few minutes a man in the crazedcondition which these morons are. Weare vigilantly patrolling this district.Tomorrow night I am going to hidein the shadow of the hall about 5o’clock to see if the man who put upthose notes returns either in searchof an answer or to put up more.”Three notes were typewritten onwhite paper and tacked to the fenceat intervals. The other notes whichwere thrown in the windows ofGreenwood had been hand printed onred paper. This may or may not bethe same man. A woman from thehall found the notes and turned themover to the house mother.Students Hide in Drug StoreTwo of the women walking to thedrug store on Ellis and 61st streetSaturday night were so frightened atthe attentions of a man that they raninto the store and were afraid to re¬turn. The detective who happened tobe in the store, immediately tried tofind him, but he had disappeared. Theman was described as about 30 yearsof age, medium height, with a broitfncoat and a slouch hat.Only about an hour and a quarterlater, a man tried to grab one of twoGreenwood women on the comer of61st and Greenwood ave. The womenbroke away and ran to the hall.Plan Discussion ofCampus Social LifeBecause the Federation of Univer¬sity Women believes of social life atthe University is of interest to bothmen and women students all studentshave been invited to attend the opencouncil meeting of the Federation tobe held this evening in Tda Noyeshall.Reasons for the failure of Fridayafternoon class dances, at which, somewomen complain, the men dance onlywith the most popular girls, will bediscussed as well as the service per¬formed by Miss Geister at her weeklymeetings. Class officers and commit¬tee chairmen have been especiallyurged to attend.Sigma Announces PledgingSigma announces the pledging ofIsabelle Kincheloe of Chicago.Page Two3ljf Daily iBaruuuThs Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sun¬day and Moudny during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DallyMaroon Company.Entered as second class mull at the Chi¬cago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, MarchIS, 1906, under the act of March 3, 1873.Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis 14Member ofThe Western Conference Press AssociationEDITSPROMS—AND OUR PROM.In looking over the editorial col¬umns of other college and universitypapers we find a predominance of edi¬torials concerning carious phases of“the Prom.” Everywhere, it seems,attention is turned toward the year’smost attractive social event. In someinstances we find voiced objections tothe manner in which the ticket salesare being handled. In others we find jobjections to customs which we don’t [understand at all—“supper relays,” jand the like. Proms are the heightof college social intricacy. Books arewritten about Proms and Prom girls.For some years before coming tothe University we heard about Promsin general. We heard how the girlswere nearly all “imported,” how thewhole affair lasted two or three days;how the girls stayed at the fraternityhouses, and the fraternity men at thehotels; how the dance—the big dance—lasted until 5 o’clock in the morn¬ing. Then we came here, and learnedthat the Prom was over at two, reallygot under way about four hours pre¬viously, and meant little more thanmost fraternities’ formals, if asmuch.There was a saving feature to theWashington Prom prior to the one Iheld last year; it was held at theSouth Shore country club. Now thewomen dress up and go to the gym¬nasium they frequent during theweek. It is wonderfully transformed,but it is the gym. The programs arenovel and tasteful, but they don’tmake our Prom a Prom. Most of thewomen attend the University, whichis exceedingly appropriate in a sense.But it really is no secret that if theaffair was more than a stiff all-Uni-versity dance it would be a not at alluncommon occurrence to see men jwith some intimate friends from (home, or from Illinois, or Smith, orRadcliffe.It is necessary to remember thesocial demands of the city. We realizethat a week-end Prom would be vir¬tually out of the question, but we seeno reason why we should be forcedto continue having our one big socialfunction a measly affair. To suggestconstructively—give the WashingtonProm a collegiate atmosphere byholding it in an appropriate building;by making the dance last from ten onthe evening of February 21 until fiveof the following morning; by follow¬ing the dance with breakfasts at thefraternity houses, and by giving fra¬ternity dances on the evening ofWashington’s birthday.Probably this is another exampleof the agitation that never brings re¬sults. We feel, and not alone it seems,that an improvement in the prevail¬ing Prom fashion can be made. Weshall make an effort to keep the sub¬ject before the minds of next year’sundergraduate council members. Theycan perform a very real service tothe University undergraduate body byremaking the Washington Prom.For tasty food atreasonable prices—The PARKSIDETEA ROOM5558 Ellis Ave.TypewritersALL MAKESSold and RentedReasonable PricesSpecial Rental Raten to StudentsREMINGTON PORTABLESAmerican Writing MachineCompany129 S. Dearborn St. Harrlaon 1360 THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JANUARY 23, 1923WOMEN TO CONTESTRIPON RIFLE SQUADMen Will Compete With Yale andWashington ClubAn intercollegiate rifle match isassured University women sharp¬shooters with the acceptance byProf. C. J. Chamberlain, faculty asso¬ciate of the Rifle club, of the chal¬lenge of Ripon college of Ripon, Wis.,for a telegraphic rifle contest betweenwomen teams of the two colleges.Negotiations for the arrangementof a date and the rules of the shootare now well under way and, accord¬ing to Prof. Chamberlain, will resultin a match in the near future.A petition for another night at therange for women is being circulatedbecause of the crowded condition onwomen’s night.Matches for men include a clubmatch for 4hoes who have never shotin competition, and an all-club cham¬pionship match in the spring quarter.A triangular shoot for which thedate is to be set later has been ar¬ranged with Yale University and theWashington Rifle and Revolver clubof Washington, D. C.ISAAC LEVINEConcert Pianist - Teacher930 KIMBALL BUILDINGRes., 1215 E. 52nd St. Mid. 4033ENUSPENCILSdht Uiymt srUaq Qualitypencil in the worldFOR the student or prof., thesuperb VENUS out-rivalsall for perfect pencil work.17 black degrees—3 copying.American LeadPencil ( !o.220 Fifth Avc.New 1 orkWrite forbooklet onVBNtJS Pencils amiVbnus EverpointkdMechanical Pencils Y. W. Campus CommunityCommittee Gives TeaSponsored by Margaret Abraham,the campus community committeewill give a tea today at 4 in Ida Noyeshall. This tea is the first social eventof the quarter and was planned towelcome new members to the com¬mittee. THE SHANTYGETS THE CROWDBecause the food is good, wholesome, and wellcooked—portions generous—prices moderate—serv¬ice snappy—surroundings attractive.Lecture on Mexico TomorrowMr. Abel Cantu, formerly of theUniversity of Wisconsin, will give astereopticen lecture in English on“Mexico the Treasure-Land of theWorld,” tomorrow at 4:30 in IdaNoyes theatre. The lecture will beunder the auspices of El Circulo Es-panol and the Pan-American Society.CLASSIFIED ADSLOST—Between 6149 Univ. Ave. andClassics, gold wristwatch on wornblack ribbon guard. Phone H. P.8095 evenings.TO RENT—One or two comfortablerooms with lavatory. 5637 Dor¬chester Ave. 1st Apt.FOR SALE: Dress Suit, size 36.Phone Mid. 1119.FULL DRESS SUIT with corded silkvest, size 39, in perfect condition,only $25. Call Oak Park 2338.NICELY furnished room adjoiningbath suitable for one or two. 5523Drcxel Ave. Jones.EXP STENOG. desires work at home.Will call for. Mid. 2302. Club Breakfast, 7:30-10 A. M. Light Refreshments, 2 P. M.-5 P. M.Special Luncheon, 11 A. M.-2 P. M. I Dinner (65c), 5 P. M.-7:30 P. M.A La Carte Orders Also I Fresh Oysters Every Day“A Homey Place for Homey Folks”1309 E. 57th St.ROBUST BODIESEnjoy the happinessgood health brings.BOWMAN’S MILK isnourishing—it enablesyou to swim, hike, playbaseball and all theother active sports.Insist on BOWMAN’S.It is rich and pureBowman Msii,DAIRY COMPANY l'iliiV Published inthe interest of Elec¬trical Development byan Institution that willbe helped by what¬ever helps theIndustry. Courtesy of I. C. S.What chance have yougot against him?IT was a cynic who said:“Some men go tocollege, Other men study.”A slander! But yet there probably are collegemen whose bills for midnight oil are not large.And there are men who left school in thelower grades who, along with a hard day’s work,put in long hours of study — spurred on by adream and a longing.Look out for them.The achievements of non-college men in busi¬ness suggest an important fact. Success seems todepend, not so much on the place where a manstudies, as on the earnestness of the student.But, granting equal earnestness and ability, it isstill true that the college man has the advantage.Regular hours for study and lecture, the use oflibrary and laboratory, the guidance of professors,contact with men of the same age and aspirations—all these will count in his favor, {f lic makes themost of them.A big‘‘if.” The new year is a good time tostart making it a reality.Since 1869 makers and distributors of electrical equipmentNumber 2S of a series /THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JANUARY 23, 1923 Page Three(In view of the tint that the communica¬tion column of The Daily Maroon in main¬tained uh a clearing houate for Htudentg andfaculty opinion, The Dully Maroon ac¬cept* no rotiponHihillty for the *entimentstherein expre**ed. Communication* arewelcomed by the editor, and *hould be*lgiied a* an evidence of good faith.)Editor The Daily Maroon: _Your closing remark in a recenteditorial suggests that some state¬ment as to what the University is do¬ing in the matter of publicity may beof interest to the readers of the Ma¬roon.It ought to be observed, first, thatthe University possesses in the Uni¬versity Press, the oldest and largestUniversity Press in this country, apowerful organ of publicity of thehighest class, which carries the Uni¬versity’s name and its scientific in¬fluence all over the world. The cur¬rent list of the University Prliss in¬cludes nearly 1,000 books and mono¬graphs. The publicity of the Press,which is aggressive, varied and effi¬cient, is the best kind of Universitypublicity.The University publishes ninescientific and learned journals with atotal circulation of something over10,000 copies. Their circulation is in¬ternational, and they reach the lead¬ers of thought and research in theirseveral fields all over the world. Inthis department of its publicity, theUniversity is not surpassed in thiscountry.The University publishes annuallythirty circulars, bulletins and an¬nouncements. The total circulation ofthese is nearly 200,000. In additionto these, the Annual Register is is¬sued in 1,300 copies, and the Presi-dtnt’s Report in 1,000.The University publishes quarterlya magazine of about 70 pages called“The University Record,’’ containingan official record of the life of theUniversity for the preceding quarter.It is distributtd to about 1,000 friendsof the University—faculty, trustees,donors and alumni.The University issues weekly anews letter, containing short items ofUniversity news suitable for newspa¬per use, and sent to 550 newspapers.Through the departments of the Uni¬versity, a system has been set up forsecuring news of the departments forthe news letter.There are also occasional specialitems of publicity, such as “The Uni¬versity of Chicago in 1921,” a bookletof which 12.000 copies have been dis¬tributed, chiefly to alumni, and “TheUniversity of Chicago BiographicalSketches, Volume 1,” some 900 copiesof which have been distributed tofriends of the University and leadingresidents of Chicago.Through the Secretary to the Presi¬dent, direct contact with the daily pa¬pers, the Associated Press, and othernews gathering agencies is maintainedthrough interviews and communica¬tions from this office.Beside these official forms of pub¬licity, the University receives an im¬mense amount of publicity throughthe publications of members of thefaculty in the form of books and ar¬ticles published in this country andabroad. The number of these titlesfor the past year has been more than450. The activity of the faculty inpublication is one of the most remark¬able things about the University.In any comprehensive program ofpublicity, the significance of studentpublications like the Maroon, the Cir¬cle, the Phoenix, and Cap and Gownmust be included, and of course Uni¬versity athletics, particularly foot¬ball, gives rise to a great amount ofpublicity for that side of the Univer¬sity’s work.Alumni publicity naturally beginswith “The University of Chicago Mag¬azine,” published by the Alumni Coun¬cil, with a circulation of 3,600, butit is impossible to measure alumnipublicity, or to set limits to it. Theother day an alumnus published anextended historical account of theUniversity, with illustrations, in aweekly paper with a circulation of1,000,000 copies.This hasty survey of Universitypublicity mny help to a better under¬standing of what the University isdoing in these directions.EDGAR J. GOODSPEED,Secretary to the Pres.SPANISH TUTOR, easy terms. CallM. C. Cancis. Dor. 9378, 6025 Uni¬versity Ave. BADGERS, IOWALEAD IN BIG TENBASKETBALL RACEMichigan in Slump; Purpleand Maroons NowHave ChanceBIG TEN STANDINGW. L. Pet.Wisconsin 4 0 1,000Iowa 3 0 1,000Michigan 2 1 .667Northwestern 2 1 .667Illinois 2 2 .500Purdue 1 1 .500Chicago 1 2 .333Indiana 0 2 .000Minnesota 0 2 .000Ohio State 0 4 .000Entering upon the fourth week ofthe Big Ten race, Iowa and Wiscon¬sin still maintain their leads over theremaining teams in the race for theConference flag by virtue of theirweek-end victories over Ohio Stateand Minnesota.Coach Meanwell’s men have dis¬played the best brand of basketballof the season, and now loom up asthe strongest contenders for themythical flag. In their clash with theGophers at Minneapolis on Saturday,the Cardinals showed a clever floorgame, and had little difficulty in dis¬posing of the Northmen by the scoreof 24-12.The Badgers have conquered bothChicago and Northwestern and arelooking forward to their clash withthe Wolverines at Ann Arbor.Hawkeyes Have Strong TeamOut at Iowa City, Coach Sam Barryhas taken a bunch of youngsters andmoulded them into a strong combina¬tion, and bid fair to give the Badgersa tough fight for Conference honors.The Hawkeyes added to their stringof victories by running away fromthe Ohio State five in a rough gameat Iowa City by the score of 46-21.The Hawks have a tough contestslated for Saturday when they en¬counter the strong Northwestern fiveat Iowa City.The Maroons advanced a fewnotches in the Conference percentagetables by nosing out the Ohio Statecagers 34-30. The local quintet dis¬played plenty of fight, and shouldgive the Purdue five an interestingevening Saturday when the two teamsclash at Bartlett gym.Purdue Defeats IlliniPurdue succeeded in breaking intothe win column Saturday by defeat¬ing the University of Illinois quintetin a thrilling game at Urbana. TheBoilermakers had considerable troublein downing the Illini by a four pointmargin, the score being 24-20. CoachLambert’s quintet are not shaping upto expectations, and are alreadycounted out of the Big Ten race.The Illinois five is developing, buthas not displayed enough class to beseriously considered as a flag con¬tender. Roettger and Capt. Hellstromare the only men on the team whohave displayed real ability, and it isfeared that Coach Ruby’s protegeswill finish the season in the lowerrack of the Conference standing.The Illini will meet the Chicagofive on February 7 at Bartlett, in agame which promises to be the mostinteresting on the Maroon program.A Complete Line of Men’s Furnish¬ings, Arrow Collars, Van Heusen Col¬lars, Interwoven Socks, SuperiorUnderwear atBAIM’S VARIETY STOREllvde Park 9674 1327 E. 53rd St.OPEN EVENINGSStanford UniversityCaliforniaSummer Quarter, 1923Tuesday, 19 June, to Saturday1 SeptemberSecond Half Begins 26 JulyOpportunities to work forhigher degrees and the A. B.degree in the oceanic climateof the San Francisco peninsula.Courses in the regular aca¬demic and scientific branches,and in law.Information from Office 6STANFORD UNIVERSITYCalifornia Offering at TolstoyLecture Totals $185Refused $175—then paid $185.That is the way the Universitycompensated Count Ilya Tolstoy, whospoke last Thursday in Mandel hallunder the auspices of the Y. M. C. A.Several months ago Count Tolstoy’ssecretary wrote in reply to an inquiryby the University Y. M. C. A. that theCount could lecture on the campus forthe sum of $175. Not wishing to seta definite admission fee, the Y. M.C. A. authorities instead offered theCount all the proceeds of a collec¬tion to be taken at the doors. TheCount’s secretary agreed to this. Theproceeds were $185.It is a well-known fact that CountTolstoy depends on the income fromhis lectures not only for his own liv¬ing but for the support of friends andrelatives in Russia.Prof. Ames to Talkto Y. M. Men Today“Perils of Uselessness” is thesubject on which Assistant Prof. Ed¬ward Scribner Ames, of the Depart¬ment of Philosophy, will speak at ameeting for all University men tedayat noon in the Y. M. C. A. rooms.President Harry Pratt Judson andother prominent faculty members willspeak at future meetings of the seriesof which this is the second. The dis¬cussions will be based on Harry Emer¬son Fosdick’s book, “The Meaning ofService.”Hyde Park RunnersCop InterscholasticHyde Park was top scorer with 14points in the first of the series of in¬terscholastic meets held in conjunc¬tion with the dual meet at the Bart¬lett gym last Saturday.Sexton, featured for the Blue andWhite runners by winning the fiftyyard dash from Goodwillie of U. Highin the exceptional time of :05 3-5.The little colored star also made t^ierelay a sensation by coming from be¬hind and finishing close to U. High’slast runner.This meet was the first of a seriesof three meets between scholasticteams of this district. The school thatscores the most points will be pre¬sented with a cup.Typewriters!■Remington 32.50Royal 30.00Corona 27.50Molle 39.50Und Port 40.00Rem Port 50.00Underwood $40.00Large Assortment of all MakesTerms Granted—Rental Appliedon Purchase Price.Full Line of Typewriter SuppliesReliable Typewriter Co.Wab. 0568 326 Ply month Ct Register for P. C.Courses in BartlettRegistration for physical cultureclasses beginning with the Springquarter will be made with Dr. DudleyB. Reed, medical examiner for men,at his office in Bartlett gym insteadof with the undergraduate deans asheretofore. On account of the largenumber of late transfers, a fee of onedollar, payable through the Dean’s offices, will be charged for all changesin registration after the first weekof the quarter.Tentative registration for theSpring quarter in the Colleges ofArt Literature and Science beginThursday, Feb. 1. The “Routine ofRegistration,” a pamphlet giving fullinformation concerning registration,has just been issued. 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M.All Kinds of Hats Cleaned and BlockedLaundry Office—Express OfficeWork Called For and DeliveredOnly First Class Work Done at Reasonable PricesTh e Best Business CareerIs what every ambitious senior isthinking about at the present time.Life insurance is one of the best, oneof the most desirable, and one of themost satisfactory as a permanentcalling.In assets and volume of business,life insurance is one of the three lead¬ing businesses of this country, yet thefield is comparatively under-developed.Only 7 per cent of the economic valueof human life in the United States iscovered by insurance. This gives anidea of the big field still to be worked,especially business insurance for firmsand corporations.As to remuneration: Reports ofcollege graduates who have enteredbusiness indicate that life insurance isat the very top as a source of income.Now is the time for you to considerwhat you are going to do after gradu¬ation. If you are ambitious and will¬ing to work hard and are interestedto know about life insurance, addressAgency DepartmentLife Insurance Company'or Boston. MassachusettsLargest Fiduciary Institution in New England gPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JANUARY 23, 19239'iie iohhtleuh’TIS BUT AN IDLE DREAMTen thousand frantic students splitthe air with shouts. Huge bonfiresglowed in the Circle. Hats werethrown in the fire but no one cared.Professors united with freshmen inimpromptu dances. Snake danceswind here and there. The basketballteam had won a game.AS A MATTER OF FACTTwo men sit in front of a fire in afraternity house. Both are smokingand watching the flames. “I hear thebasketball team won a game," saysone. “That so,” replies the other.“Got another cigarette?”The report from Northwestern thatmore women than men are out forathletics at that institution, remindsone of the story of a conversation be¬tween a Senior and a Freshman in acertain fraternity:“Why have we no chapter at North¬western?” queried the frosh.“We have no women’s auxiliary,”replied his elder.WHEN WORDS FAIL“Say when.”“You received two A’s and a B.”“Please kiss me.”“Here’s the ten I owe your”“No, I’d rather go to the movies.’FlipSNAPSHOTSCertain undergraduate enters acabaret, three sheets to the wind.Asks entertainer for a dance. Sherefuses and gives him a lecture on theevils of drink. Orchestra accompani¬ment: Where Is My Wondering BoyTonight?“These remind me of you,” so read thecardThat came with the florist’s box.Momentarily, she relaxed her guardWhile her hands sought her tumbledlocks.They’d had a fight the night before,And he’d been wroth, you see—Promised to never darken her door;Would leave the fair city.With trembling hands she raised thelid,Had the threat been superficial?But a moment later her face she hid,The flowers were artificial.We understand that there was acrowd at the senior tea to hear SigWennerblad read, but that she startedreading Pilgrim’s Progress, fromwhich selections were to be taken,early in the afternoon, and becameso engrossed in it, that she forgot allabout the tea.We’ve decided never to get married.Imagine wasting twenty years caringfor and training a son, and then havehim appear one day—With a RED FEATHER in his hat.Jacques.Maroon Wrestlers DropMeet to BuckeyeGrapplersCapt. Perry Marter’s Ohio wrest¬lers defeated the Varsity wrestlingteam in Bartlett gym last Saturdayafternoon by winning five decisionsand one fall out of seven matches.Capt. Sarpolius was the only Chicagoman to win his bout by capturing adecision over Steele of Ohio State.Chicago lost the meet because ofthe inexperience of her men ratherthan through lack of ability, and sincethis was their first Big Ten match, thefans can expect more of the wrestlersIn future contests.The feature bout of the day tookplace when Marter, conference 154-lb.champion pinned Tsoulos with abody scissors and wrist lock after sixminutes of fast grappling duringwhich neither man had the advantage.Nitterhouse, wrestling for his firsttime, put up a game fight and stayedthe full length of time with hisheavier opponent. He was carriedfrom the mat totally exhausted. MAROONS SCORE UNITEDVICTORY OVER BUCKEYES(Continued from page 1)Howell going to forward the Barnesto guard.Great Improvement ShownThe game was a good example ofwhat can be accomplished by hardwork, as even close observers wereunable to find any resemblance be¬tween the team Friday night, and thatwhich faced Iowa two weeks ago.Drama Club Tickets on SaleMembers of the Dramatic associa¬tion have been requested to securetheir season tickets admitting themto all monthly plays. These ticketsmay be secured by presenting receiptsto the box office in the cloister of theTower Group on Wednesday, Thurs¬day, and Friday from 12:15 to 12:30and from 3 to 5. Season and singleadmission tickets will also be on sale.Season tickets cost one dollar and sin¬gle tickets fifty cents each.START FRATERNITY BOWLINGTOURNEY TOMORROW NIGHT(Continued from page 1)7:30—Lambda Chi, Sig Chi.Thursday, Feb. 1—1:30—Kappa Sig, Psi U.3:30—Delta Sig, Delt.7:30— Sig Chi, T. K. E.Tuesday, Feb. 6—1:30—Delta Sig, Psi U.3:30—Lambda Chi, T. K. E.7:30—Kappa Sig, Sig Chi.Wednesday, Feb. 14—1:30—Delt, Sig Chi.3:30—T. K. E., Kappa Sig.7:30-—Delta Sig, Lambda Chi.Tuesday, Feb. 20—1:30—Delta Sig, Sig Chi.3:30—Delt, Lambda Chi.7:30—Psi U, T. K. E.Thursday, Feb. 22—1:30—Delta Sig, T. K. E.3:30—Kappa Sig, Delt.7:30—Psi U, Lambda Chi.Thursday, March 1—1:30—Kappa Sig, Lambda Chi.3:30—Delt, T. K. E.7:30—Sig Chi, Psi U.League BThursday, Jan. 25—1:30—Phi Delt, Phi Kap.3:30—Alpha Sig, A. T. O.7:30—Acacia, S. A. E.Tuesday, Jan. 30—1:30—S. A. E., Phi Psi.3:30—Phi Delt, Alpha Sig7:30—A. T. O., Phi Kap.Thursday, Feb. 8—1:30—Phi Delt, A. T. O.3:30—Phi Kap, S. A. E.7:30—Acacia, Phi Kap.Tuesday, Feb. 13—1:30—A. A. E., Alpha Sig.3:30—Phi Kap, Phi Psi.7:30—Phi Delt, Acacia.Thursday, Feb. 15—1:30—Phi Delt, S. A. E.3:30—Alpha Sig, Acacia.7:30—A. T. O., Phi Psi.Wednesday, Feb. 21—1:30—Phi Delt, Phi Psi.3:30—Phi Kap, Alpha Sig.7:30—A. T. O., Acacia.Tuesday, Feb. 27—1:30—Phi Kappa, Acacia.3:30—Alpha Sig, Phi Psi.7:30—A. T. O., S. A. E.University StudentsYou who are away from homewill most certainly enjoy ourdelicious home-cooked meals.BLAKEMORETEA ROOM6230 Kimbark Ave.A trial will make you a steady customerMiss Hasting’s Tea Shop1347 E. 63rd St.Breakfast - Luncheon - DinnerDinner 6 to 8Table d’Hote a La CarteSpecial Dinners for Card Partiesor ClubsSPANISHNative Instructor will help a fewstudents for Christmas exams, even¬ings. Call Ph. Fairfax 0404. BARTLETT RECORDS FALL ASMAROONS WIN FROM PURPLE(Continued from page 1)Stackhouse (C) third. Time :05 3-5.Fifty-yard high hurdles—Won byBrickman (C.); Jones (C.) second;Canning (N. W.) third. Time :06 4-5.One mile run—Won by Krogh (C.);Crippen (N. W.) second; Spruth (C.)third. Time 4:31 2-5.Sixteen-pound shot—Won by Dahl(N. W.); Gowdy (C.) second; Mich¬aels (C.) third. Distance, 41 feet, 1-4inch.Running high jump—Won by Rus¬sel (C.); Schick (N.) second; Camp¬bell (N.) third. Height 5 feet 7inches.440 yard run—Won by Hagen (N.);Jones (C.) second; Stitt (C.) third.Time, :52 1-5.Pole vault—Won by Crippen (N.);Russell (C.) second; Lowry (C.) ^hird.Height, 11 feet.880 yard run—Won by Krogh (C.);Telford (N.) second; Rudnick (C.)third. Time, 2:00.Two mile run—Won by Crippen(N.); Levine (C.) second; Bourke(C.) third. Time, 9:58.THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STORECigarettes Fountain ServingCor. Ellis Ave. and 55th St., adjacentt® Frolic Theatre. Tel. Hyde Park 761.TheCorn ExchangeNational BankOF CHICAGOCAPITAL - $15,000,000Is the Largest National Bankin the United StatesWith a Savings Department UnderFederal SupervisionN. W. Cor. La Salle and Adams Sts.BRING YOUR SAVINGS TO USTheCircleTHE UNIVERSITY’SARBITER OF ARTWILL BE OUTBRIGHT AND EARLYFriday 144 South W«b**h AvenueCHICAGO. U. S. 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