Vol. 21. Elje Batlp fttaroonNo. 49 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, JANUARY 9, 1923 Price 5 Cent.MAROONS HANDEDDEFEAT BY IOWAIN 35-23 BATTLE DECEASE OF DR. HIRSCHRECALLS PIONEER WORKWas One of the First Members ofthe University Faculty ANTI-JAP PAPERSSTIR UP TROUBLE,SAYS PROF. STARR COUNT ILYA TOLSTOY, SON OFGREAT LEO, WILL SPEAK HEREHawkeye Speed Too MuchFor Green MaroonFiveBARNES OUTSTANDING STARBy Curtis B. WoolfolkDisplaying a strong offense and atight five man defense, the Iowa quin¬tet handed Coach Norgren’s Maroonsa 36-23 trimming in the initial gameof the 1923 cage race. The Hawkeyesstarted out with a burst of speed,and save for a few moments near theend of the first half, led the trailingMaroons throughout the game.Despite this poor beginning of theseason, the great improvement shownby the Chicagoans over their prev¬ious starts, and the work of Barnes,sophomore guard, were sources ofmuch encouragement to local fans.With the added experience gained inthis battle, the Varsity is confidentof giving the Badgers the fight oftheir lives when the two teams clashat Madison Saturday night.Barnes Chicago StarBarnes, playing in his first BigTen basket game, was easily the out¬standing performer on the Universityfive. His speed and fight made hima valuable floor man, and he headedthe Varsity in scoring with a basketand nine free throws.Captain Yardley at forward andcenter was the other man that helpedto keep the Maroons in the running.He fought hard all through the gameand added to the Chicago total withtwo baskets. Dickson with two ring¬ers and Smidl with one, were theother players to break into the pointcolumn.Maroon Lineup ChangedAt the start of the tilt, Yardleyand Dickson were at the forwards,Smidl, center, and Barnes and Weissat guards. Near the middle of thesecond period, Cresswell was insert¬ed at forward and the Maroon captainwent to center. A short time laterHowell was substituted for Cresswellat forward.The Hawkeyes began the game bysinking three long shots before theMaroons scored via the free throwroute. Both teams then alternated inscoring until near the end of the half,when Yardley’s basket and Barnes’free* throw gave the Varsity a 13-12advantage. The half ended with theIowans leading 18-13. In the secondperiod, the Hawkeyes gradually drewaway from the tired locals and estab-(Continued on page 4)INDUSTRIAL GROUPHERE TO DISCUSS8 HOUR WORK DAYDinner and discussion of the pro¬posed eight-hour working law forwomen to be held tonight at six atthe Central Branch (downtown) ofthe Y. W. C. A. is the first of thisquarter’s activities of the IndustrialCo-operation committee of the Y. W.C. A. A group of industrial womenfrom the Industrial Service Center at432 Peoria St., will be present, andwill give their working woman’s at¬titude toward the proposed law.The members of the committeehave prepared for the subject by astudy of pamphlets issued by the Na¬tional Labor Legislature. Miss Kirk,of the department of Political Econ¬omy, has been secured to lead thediscussion.A group of about ten will go fromthe University. Everyone will meetat the Central Branch on Monroe St.,between Michigan and Wabash. “Allwomen interested in the work arecordially invited to join the group.They must leave their names in theY. W. C. A. office in Ida Noyes orwith me in Foster hall before 4,” saysDorothy McKinley, chairman of thecommittee. Is Expected to Talk on Memories of His Father andon Soviet Russia; Y. M. C. A. In Chargeof ArrangementsDr. Emil Gustav Hirsch, whosedeath was, in the estimation of manyof Chicago’s leading men, an irre¬parable loss, was one of the firstmembers of the University facultyand for nearly twenty years was fam¬ed for his work among students here.At the organization of the Univers¬ity, Dr. Hirsch became a member ofthe Semitic department as Professorof Rabbinical Literature and Philos¬ophy. Regularly for fifteen years hegave courses here in the Departmentof Semitic Languages and Litera¬tures. As the work of his synagogueincreased, he ceased his courses atthe University, but students recitedand took lecture courses at his homeuntil four or five years ago, when hegave up this work altogether.Former President William R. Har¬per once said that Dr. Hirsch’s braincontained more knowledge than thatof anyone he had ever met. “He wasa well rounded rabbinical scholar,”saio Prof. Price of the Departmentof Oriental Languages and Litera¬tures.Explain Belief InBible At Vespers“Why I Believe In the Bible” is tobe the subject of the first vesper serv¬ice of the quarter, tomorrow at 4:30in the Y. W. C. A. room. Dr. JohnM. Powis Smith of the Divinityschool of the University will deliverthe lecture.This is the first of a series of fivelectures on “Why I Believe” to begiven this quarter. Tea will be serv¬ed from 4 to 4:30 in the Y. W. C. A.room prior to the opening service to¬morrow. A discussion period willfollow Dr. Smith’s lecture.List Social EventsFor Reynolds ClubOtto Strohmeier, president of theReynolds club, has announced the so¬cial schedule for the Winter quarter.Activities will begin with an in¬formal dance at the club next Fridayevening from 9 till 12, which will befree to all members who have pur¬chased new membership cards. Thechief function of the quarter will bethe formal dance on Feb. 9.Nomination of officers will takeplace at the annual caucus on Feb. 20in the duh theater and Will be follow¬ed one week later, Mar. 2, by the elec¬tion and a smoker.The final affair of the quarter willbe an informal dance on Mar. 9.Students who are eligible to appearin some campus events are not neces¬sarily eligible for all student affairsunder the public appearance regula¬tions now in force at the University.These rules require that while, torepresent the University in athleticsor on one of the student publicationsthe eligibility requirements must bemet, a person may lead either the In¬terclass Hop or the Washington Promregardless of his scholastic position.A freshman must have five gradepoints and three majors before he canbe initiated into a fraternity. To betaken into one of the clubs, however,the entering woman must have sixgrade points.Physical culture is the wolf whichchases all eligibility seekers. Lastyear a member of the University de¬bating team was not permitted tocompete in a match because he couldnot chin himself ten times, the featbeing required to pass off a gym con¬dition.The gym department plays no fav- Declares People of Japan AreFriendly to ThisCountryCITES COMMENT OF GEN. BLISSDeclaring that the continued agita¬tion against Japan by the press inthis country will result in war, Prof.Frederick A. Starr of the departmentof anthology yesterday reviewed theJapanese question with which he hasbeen intimately acquainted for thirtyyears, having made ten trips to thecountry of the rising sun within thepast eighteen years.“Japan has shown us every evi¬dence of friendship and good faith,”Prof. Starr said. “Enmity does notexist in Japan, but rather in thiscountry where certain interests areprovoking anti - Japanese feelingthrough the press.”Japan Yields In Past'The noted anthropologist pointedout that Japan has continually yield¬ed to the demands of this country,only to have the administration placenew obstacles in the path of peacefulrelations between the East and theWest. “Japan should not have givenup Yap; neither should she have with¬drawn from Shantung or Siberia aslong as European nations remainedon the Asiatic continent,” Prof. Starrsaid.When asked the possibility of im¬mediate war with the Orient, Prof.Starr declared that Japan is bank¬rupt at present; and that at no timein the future will she ever be in aposition to wage war across the oceanowing to the tremendous expense in¬volved. If the United States were totake the offensive, which would bethe only possible method of executingsuch a war, nothing would be gainedby conquest of Japan and this coun¬try would suffer a commercial andeconomic setback for 100 years.Gen. Bliss’ Comment“When I was the guest of GeneralTasker H. Bliss in 1908 in the Philip¬pines, the general told me that Japancould overrun those islands in tendays,” Prof. Starr said. “The limitof Japanese aggressive activitieswould be Hawaii.”As to the Japanese problem in Cali¬fornia that state should act to thebest of its interests, even if exclu¬sion be the solution, it was pointedout. “But,” Prof. Starr warned,“when California excludes the Japfrom her boundaries, she will lose herposition as a leading fruit producingstate. It is the Japs who, by theirparticular adaptation to the work,orites. Last fall a member of thevarsity football team received a no¬tice declaring him ineligible becausehe was not taking physical culture.The “error” was corrected so that theplayer was not barred from anygames.Two years ago the managing editorof The Daily Maroon was ineligiblefor the entire three quarters duringwhich he held office. Although thispublication was forced to go withouta leader so far as the staff list at thehead of the editorial column is con¬cerned, the man in question wrote allthe editorials and carried out in ev¬ery respect the duties of an eligiblemanaging editor.Blackfriars aspirants and embryomembers of the dramatic club havethe following handicaps to meet with:Six majors of credit with two gradepoints a major. One’s eligibility forthese organizations is in a measureup to the almighty dean, who, in cer¬tain cases stretches the interpreta¬tion of none-too-flexible laws. GALOSHES SWISH INWET MUD PUDDLESAttractive Menu of April WeatherOffered to StudentsMen—Slip on your galoshes.Women—Today is an ideal day towear your umbrellas and your Rus-sian-est boots.Since April weather insists upon aJanuary arrival and a “low pressurearea” exists in Minnesota, the weath¬er man predicted heavy rainfall foryesterday and today with the possi¬bility of cessation tonight.The warm weather is general allover the United States and a largearea of Canada, according to theweather bureau here. Records showthat in the northwest the tempera¬ture is from 20 to 30 degrees higherthan the usual temperature for Jan¬uary. No change for colder has beenpredicted for the next few days.DRAMATIC CLUB TOPRESENT PROGRAMOF PLAYS JAN. 26Will Mark Entrance Into Na¬tional DramaLeagueThe production of three plays tocelebrate the entrance of the Dramaclub into the National Drama Leagueof America was announced yesterdayfor Friday, Jan. 26, in Mandel hall, byofficers of the club. This date hasbeen selected because it also marksthe culmination of National DramaLeague Week, and the celebration isintended to be the grand finale ofthe festivities and lectures to begiven in Chicago during that week.Both variety and quality have beenpromised by the management, theacts having been chosen with this endin view. Miss Hazel Kraft is to bein general charge of the whole pro¬duction, and all three plays are to beenacted by the younger members ofthe club.To Give Morley Skit“The Rehearsal,” by ChristopherMorley, is to be the first play on theprogram. Under the personal direc¬tion of Judas Strohm, it is to haveMadalyn O’Shea in the leading role,with a strong supporting cast in¬cluding Eleanor Amidon, MildredThompson, Edna Taylor, and HelenTieken.Eugene O’Neil’s “lie” will be thesecond drama, as now scheduled. Les¬ter Westermann and Sarah Philipsonwill take the leading parts as “Mr.and Mrs. Keeney.” Others in thecast will include Robert Wilson ascabin boy, Theodore Binerstedt as theold harpooner, and Ernest Ripple asthe steward.Give Tarkington PlayBooth Tarkington’s “TrystingPlace” is to conclude the program.The cast, as now planned, will becomposed of Ralph Helperin andCatherine Gardener as leading manand woman, and of Catherine Parker,Priscilla Ferry, William Christians,and Elizabeth Hyman in the support¬ing roles.NEW MEMBERS INVITED TOART CLUB’S FIRST MEETINGStudents interested in art havebeen invited to attend the first meet¬ing of the Art club to be held thisevening at 6 in the Ida Noyes cafe¬teria. Old members have been espe¬cially urged to come to the meeting,which is to be a business as well ns asocial one. Count Ilya Tolstoy, son of the lateCount Leo Tolstoy, the famous Rus¬sian author and philosopher, willspeak at the University next week.His lecture, scheduled for Thurs¬day, Jan. 18, at 4:30 in Mandel hall,was arranged for by the Y. M. C. A.Officers of that organization wereunable yesterday to give out definite¬ly the subject of his talk. Corre¬spondence with Count Tolstoy’sAmerican lecture tour manager isnow being carried on with the in¬tent to induce the Count to speak ontwo topics—on memories of his fa¬ther, who was known in literary cir¬cles as “The Conscience of theWorld,” and on his own views aboutSoviet Russia.Lectures Have Been PopularCount Tolstoy, in the course of hisAmerican tour, has filled the assem¬bly halls of numerous universitiesand colleges. In Chattanooga hespoke before the largest audienceever assembled in the UniversityLyceum and at the University ofPennsylvania authorities declaredthat they could have filled their hallfive times, hundreds having beenturned away.Tolstoy has a clear and masterfulcommand of the English language,and has written some of his bestworks in English. He has contrib¬uted to the best of the American mag¬azines.Count Tolstoy is a firm opponentof the Bolshevist government in Rus¬sia and predicted the failure of boththe Genoa and the Hague economicconferences. His analysis of Bolshe¬vism and the obligations of the Unit¬ed States to Russia have made pro¬found impressions on his Americanaudiences.Women’s Hall toBe Subject of TalkHostesses for the discussion of thebeauties of Ida Noyes hall at the Fed¬eration meeting tonight at 7 will beMargaret Slingluff, Dorothy Tunison,Helen Huber; and Erna Breslick.Various pieces of furniture and hang¬ings will be explained by membersof the Ida Noyes Auxiliary who actas guides for Mrs. Goodspeed.The Federation dinner begins at6:30, Betty Boyle and Elsa AlliSonwill escort guests to the candle-light¬ed Federation tables of the cafeteriafrom the silverware counter.HELLENIC BOWLINGTOURNEY TO OPENEARLY NEXT WEEKOperating under the plan whichproved successful last year, the inter¬fraternity bowling tournament willbegin the first of next week on theReynolds club alleys. Each fratern¬ity wishing to enter a team in therace for the handsome cup offered bythe Interfraternity council is requir¬ed to leave its name with Jack Harris,who is in charge of the competition,by tomorrow night. Harris may bereached either at The Daily Maroonoffice or at the Delta Kappa Epsilonhouse.The popularity of last year’s tour¬nament indicates that a large num¬ber of crack teams will supply somekeen competition this year. Ar¬rangements have been made, how¬ever, to form two leagues if necessaryto accommodate all entrants withoutcausing the contest to drag.All fraternities desiring to enterthe Interfrnternity Basketball Tour¬nament must hand in their names be¬fore Thursday, either to Henry Hols-man or Herbert Millard.(Continued on pope 41Maroon News-Hound FindsQuirks In Eligibility RulesPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JANUARY 9, 1923(Bijr Daily MarumiTfte Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornlntjs, except Saturday, Sun¬day and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DallyMaroon Company.Entered as second class mail at the Chi¬cago Post office, Chicago, Illlnoia, March18, 1906, under the act of March 3, 1873.Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis 14Member ofThe Western Conference Proas AssocintlolEDITORIAL, STAFFOlin Stanabury Managing EditorRussell Pierce News EditorRobert Pollack News EditoJohn M’Gulre Athletics EditorRuth Metcalf Women’s EditorGeorge Sutherland Conference EditorKenneth Laird.% Day EditorClifton Utley Day EditorBUSINESS STAFFHoward Landau Advertising ManagerLeonard Scane Asst. Advertising Mgr.William Kerr AssistantTheodore Weber AssistantRobert Moore AssistantRussell Pettit Circulation ManagerRalph Blink AssistantTHE AGE OF SCIENCEUniversity professors, sociologists,tell us that man is a notch higher inthe scale of civilization than the low¬er animals because he possesses theability to reason abstractly. And be¬fore man begins to make much useof this higher ability his mind mustbe prepared by various forms oftraining. Our universities and col¬leges are institutions built up on thisprinciple: their place in the schemeof abstract thought is to give themind a concrete start, a beginningfrom whence it may travel far, or notso far, as the case may be.The universities, then, determinein great part the trend of popularphilosophy, the tendency of modernideas, and the scope of abstract rea¬soning: for the student of today be¬comes, proverbially, the citizen of to¬morrow, the man of influence in mold¬ing the moral?, manners, and tastesof the nation. It is the universitythat serves to swing the mind of theindividual in a channel of thought, Jand it is the nature of this channel Ia? formulated by the institution that jdevelops either scientists or literati.Yesterday that man was called in¬telligent, was given the power to in¬fluence the public mind, who knewliterature, who thought in sweepingp’ ilosophies—the man of the Renais¬sance, still tinged with romanticism;the man who combined realism withidealism. And the universities, thegreat lterary centers, were develop¬ing the minds of the men within theircircles in cultured, artistic directions.The day, it seemed, had come whenman could utilize his finer senses inthe development of a new culture.Yet today such a man is unpractic¬al; he is an idler. Science has be¬come predominant in educating cen¬ters: the man rated as intelligent to¬day is the man with the scientific mind, the man who must have prooffoi everything, exact and realistic.He is progressive, for he utilizes hisfaculty of abstract thought in turningout inventions, in discovering poison¬ous combinations which wipe out vastareas of life in a few seconds.The other man, the man unscien¬tific, has no place in such a progres¬sive, realistic world; the universitiesneglect him, for what education theyoffer him is predigested, simmereddown to a science. Thought at ourcolleges is almost exclusively scien¬tific.CLASSIFIED ADSWANTED, MUSICIANS for twoChautauqua Bands for summer of1923; must be versatile and capable.Long season, ideal associations,good compensation and ■wonderfulexperience. State all you can do inyour first letter. THE LANDISATTRACTIONS, 1513 N. High St.,Columbus, Ohio.TUTORING in French for individualor small groups by experienced na¬tive French Tutor, diplomee del’Academee de Paris. Doi*. 2306.Lettering — EngrossingPrivate LessonsClarence C. French(Pupil of M. BRAMTOT, Paris)Address:Y. M. C. A. HOTEL, Chicago, Ill.ELIZABETH STOKESSOPRANOConcert Artist and Teacher of SingingStudio506 Fine Arts Building—Wabash 2255VOICES TRIEDMondays, Wednesdays, Fridays Keep Track of Your Dateswith the Newm U. of C. Calanderfor 1923-Six pages of hand-colored views, suitable for laterframing.-Two months on a page.Cover of tan color, with maroon lettering, and re¬production of the etching of Harper Library byVernorj Howe Bailey.Hang one on your own wall and send one home.AT THEUniversity of Chicago Book StoreENUSPENCILS 5802 Ellis HallJhc laiyeJt selling Qualitypencil in the world|70R the student or prof., the-*• superb VENUS out-rivalsall for perfect pencil work.17 black degrees—3 copying.American LeadPencil Co.220 Fifth Ave. - im^S^StNew York /jWrite forbooklet onVenus Pencils anilVenus EverpointedMechanical Pencils :t u 5: 5: :: •: !t '.t :: :: :: st « H K St St « X« « « «,XK;K « K St, St HSt, St St St it It lt.lt Jt H Jt JtJt'Jt Jt jt It st st :: y st St SI 5; St st St St StCut This Out and Save It-!!SEWINGDRESSMAKING - REMODELINGMENDING - FANCY WORKMRS. E. D. 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TeL Hyde Perk 761.The Latest Model Shoes AreAvailable atMIDWAY BOOTERY936 East Fifty-fifth StreetFairfax 5657LEARN TO DANCE NOW—Teresa Dolan DancingAcademy63rd St. and Stony Island AvenueBeginners Monday Eve—12 Les., $6.00Private lessons by appointment.Academy or Branch Studio:5401 Cottage Grove Ave.Beatrice Beauty ShoppeAlma Rrandstrom1131 EAST 55th STREETWe do expert Manicuring, Hair Dress¬ing, Marcel Waving, ShampooingScalp Treatment, and Hnir DyeingTelephone Midway 3683 F. W. BAKER CO.All Around the Corner63rd & Dorchester Ave.MEN’S FURNISHINGSCome and get a good old-fashionedHome-Cooked meal at theHARPER TEA ROOM5701 HARPER AVE.Brenkfast (A La Carte)Luncheon 40c. Dinner, 60cOpen Snturdny, October 14.THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JANUARY 9, 1923 Page ThreePlan All-UniversityMixer Next FridayJosef Hektoen and Ruffin Johnston,president and social chairman of theJunior class, have completed arrange¬ments for the initial all-Universitymixer of the quarter next Friday aft¬ernoon from 4 to 6 in the Reynoldsclub.The Hatch and Combs orchestrashavt been secured to play as therewill be dancing on both floors of theclub. There will be no admissioncharge.“The Reynolds club has passed anew ruling,” said Hektoen yesterday,“which states that only one hundredcouples will be allowed to dance onthe second floor and fifty couples inthe theater. Consequently, it will benecessary for us to limit the attend¬ance at the mixer Friday.” SENIOR CLASS TOLUNCH TOMORROWIN THE COMMONSSpanish Club Meeting TodayThe Spanish club will begin itswinter quarter activities this after¬noon with a special get-togethermeeting in Ida Noyes hall at 4:30. Aninformal musical program will berendered. Refreshments will be serv¬ed. Everyone interested in any phaseof Spanish culture is urged to jointhe club.A. T. O.’s PledgeAlpha Tau Omega announces thepledging of Jack Minahan, Green Bay,Wis., and George Benton, Milwaukee,Wis. The Senior dinner for this quarterwill be held tomorrow in Hutchinsoncafe. Entertainment for the affair isbeing planned by the Senior socialcommittee, although no definite an¬nouncement with regard to the pro¬gram can be made yet.Tickets for the dinner are on saleat the Y. M. C. A., Y. W. C. A., andthe bookstore and can be obtainedfrom the following individuals: Ber¬tram Granquist, Russell Ward, OlinStansbury, Otto Strohmeier, HalNoble, Egil Krogh, Lennox Grey,Livingston Hall, George Yardley,George Hartman, Frank Linden, Har¬old Lewis, Walker Kennedy, ArthurWhite; Ruth Seymour, Signe Wcn-nerblad, Dorothy Husband, CharlotteMontgomery, Ruth Metcalf, AliceLarsen, Alpha Harper, Ruth Bowers,Ruth Galinsky.Miss Hasting’s Tea Shop1347 E. 63rd St.Breakfast - Luncheon - DinnerDinner 5 to 8Table d’Hote a La CarteSpecial Dinners for Card Partiesor ClubsA Complete Line of Men’s Furnish¬ings, Arrow Collars, Van Heusen Col¬lars, Interwoven Socks, SuperiorUnderwear atBAIM’S VARIETY STOREHyde Park 9674 1327 E. 53rd St.OPEN EVENINGSmmmj mmmmi“JINKS” BRYANand his Orchestraare being booked byRAY FISK715 First National Bank BuildingDearborn 2436-7Chicago, Illinois=144 South Wabath AvenueCHICAGO. U. S. A.Official Cap and GownPHOTOGRAPHERSpecial Rates to University Students Willis Zorn MayPlay Here In FallWillis Zorn, varsity fullback forthe past two seasons, has signifiedhis intention of returning to the Uni¬versity next fall. With Zorn andThomas both on deck, the Maroonswill be well fortified in fullbacks.Some new question has been raisedas to Zorn’s eligibility, as he is notin college at the present time norwill he be during the Spring quarter.According to the Bureau of Recordsat the University, Zorn will be allright as far as Chicago is concernedand it will be up to the other Con¬ference colleges whether or not hecan play.The difficulty caused by his havingplayed a year before coming to Chi¬cago has been solved. If he had re¬mained in residence continuously heshould have been eligible to play. Hisdropping out has thrown a new lightupon the matter and one which Mr.Stagg alone can settle.Plan EntertainmentFor Members of “Y”Starting its social activities for thequarter, the Y. M. C. A. announces aMembers’ Night to be held Thursdayat 4:30 in the club-rooms in Ellishall. Arpad Elo, winner of the fallchess tournament, will give a chessexhibition meeting all-comers simul¬taneously.A big feed will be served at 5:30and this will be followed by an hourof campus vaudeville acts which willhe featured by Gordon Smith and hisband of jazz artists.In order to eliminate politics at theApril election of officers, all menwishing to vote must join the asso¬ciation before Feb. 1, it was announc¬ed yesterday by Gerald K. Smith.FACULTY PHOENIX WILL BEOUT ON QUADRANGLES SOONCampus wits take their fling atfavorite profs in the Faculty Num-bei of the “Phoenix,” which comesout a week from Thursday. Oppress¬ed students will have the opportun¬ity to get even with the time-honoredprofessors, through satire and car¬toon, laughs and sobs, story andverse.Delta Sigma Phi PledgesDelta Sigma Phi announces thepledging of Arnold Holmes, of Min¬neapolis, Minn.TheCorn ExchangeNational BankOF CHICAGOCAPITAL - $15,000,000Is the Largest National Bankin the United StatesWith a Savings Department UnderFederal SupervisionN. W. Cor. La Salle and Adams Stn.BRING YOUR SAVINGS TO USTypewritersALL MAKESSold and RentedReasonable PricesSpecial Rental Rates to StudentsREMINGTON PORTABLESAmerican Writing MachineCompany329 S. Dearborn St. Harrison 1360CO WHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats,Caps and NeckwearBilliardsCigars, Cigarettes, PipesS. E. Cor. 55th and Ellis Ave. Annual Announces Professor OrganizesPicture Schedule Chamber MusiciansThe following schedule for thisweek has been announced by the Capand Gown for taking organizationpictures:Square and Compass club—Tues¬day, Jan. 9, at 12, Haskell.Law school council—Tuesday, Jan.9, at 12:10, Haskell.Divinity school council—Wednes¬day, Jan. 10, at 12:10, Haskell.Seminary student council—Thurs¬day, Jan. 11, at 12:10, Haskell.Spanish club—Friday, Jan. 12, at12, Haskell.For tasty food atreasonable prices—The PARKSIDETEA ROOM5558 Ellis Ave.PUBLIC SPEAKINGTaught in the department ofDRAMATIC EXPRESSIONbyANNE LARKINColumbia School of MusicClare Osborne Reed, DirectorRoom 435, 509 S. Wabash Av.CHICAGO A campus string quatrette com¬posed of both students and membersof the faculty is being organized byAssistant Prof. K. K. Koessler of themedical school. Dr. Koessler is aviolinist himself, and hopes to gatherenough talent around him to have anorganization of chamber musiciansthat will play at campus functions.Al present he is in search of violaand violin players. He is reputed tobe a very excellent musician, havingstudied in Europe for a number ofyears.930 KIMBALL BUILDINGISAAC LEVINEConcert Pianist - TeacherRes., 1215 E. 52nd St. Mid. 4035JENKINS BROS.DRY GOODS AND MEN’SFURNISHINGS63rd and University Ave.(Established 1890)Right Goods, Right PricesRight Treatmenti VFREE DINNERSTHE BLUE SHOP will give a 65c Full Dinner to each of the first fif¬teen young men and fifteen young women attending the “U” who givethe correct reason why we DO NOT ADVERTISE HOME COOKING.There is a good reason. Answers must be in writing with name andaddress. You do not have to buy anything to enter this contest.We do not advertise Home Cooking — there’s a reason.THE BLUE SHOP 1445 on the MIDWAYs°WAFTLYgood THE SHANTYgets THE CrowdBecause the food is good, wholesome,and well cooked—portions generous—prices moderate—service snappy—sur¬roundings attractive.Club Breakfast, 7:30-10 A. M. I Light Refreshments, 2 P. M.-5 P. M.Special Luncheon, 11 A. M.-2 P. M. | Dinner (65c), 5 P. M.-7:30 P. M.A La Carte Orders Also Fresh Oysters Every Day“A Homey Place for Homey Folks”Yards 0444 Boulevard 9269PEOPLE’SICE CREAMCOMPANY49th PI. andS. Racine Ave,ream of All Creams, our“SUNDA E”Get It at U. of C. BookstoreWith FRUIT CENTER is DeliciousTheKEEP FEELING FIT!Drink at least four glasses ofmilk daily.It drives away that “faggedfeeling” in class.On the field of sport your“staying” qualities are increased.WANZER’S MILKPURE — RICH — WHOLESOMESIDNEY WANZER & SONSMain Office Calumet 0817Woodlawn Branch. . Hyde Park 0207Englewood Branch... .Stewart 0139Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JANUARY 9, 1923We ZChistleWRITING A W HISTLETut a typewriter in working order,search for copy paper and begin. Stopto give the City Ed a cigarette. At¬tempt to write a poem but can’t thinkof anything to rhyme with January.Find a match for the Sport Ed. Lookfor contributions and find that theJanitor has burned them. Both theCity and Sport Eds. ask for cigar¬ettes. Attempt to clean up a jokethat a well meaning friend has re¬lated but find it impossible. Put ina couple of old wheezes. Look for acigarette and find them all gone. Wishthat we had something easy to do,like writing a term paper. Find acigarette but that we had overlookedbeneath the typewriter. Write a lastline and leave.This Is Really Out Of Our Field, ButWe Must Encourage OurContributorsDear Jacques: “Man is not bornhuman,” says Burgess. “But themore social he gets, the more humanhe is.”Consequently, at a petting party,man is most highly human.Squeegles.PAGING MR. COUEThe Basketball Team.Have you ever noticed the ad of acertain pencil company in the Ma¬roon ? At the top is a cut of a digni¬fied procession in Cap and Gown, andbeneath the legend “For Every De¬gree of Lead.” It can’t be that theymean to imply that our Seniors arelead-heads ?G. H. B.She titters twiceAnd flicks a sidewise smileUp to him.He’s got a good looking Frat pin.She wears a Raccoon coat.College types?No. Boy and girl.Damon and Lalage,Fernando and Lucia,Sigismunda and Frieda,Bill and Mary,Mary titters in any century.God help Bill.Nancy.CLASS OF ’24 TOSTAGE BIG DRAMAIN KENWOOD CLUBsays the Maroon in advertising theJunior Formal. Isn’t comedy whatthey mean?OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE!She (at conclusion of long anditormy evening): Must you be go¬ng ?He: I’m afraid so.She (handing him his fur coat):Jere.He (looking out): It’s raining. Ivonder if it will hurt the coat ?She: The first animal that worehe coat didn’t mind the rain. Goodlight.Curtain.Toot, toot.Jacques.ANTI-JAP PAPERS STIR UPTROUBLE, SAYS PROF. STARR(Continued from imge 1)have developed that industry, and Ifirmly believe that when they aretaken from it the industry will fail.As I see it, California must decidebetween the Jap and her fruit pro¬ducing industry.”MAROONS HANDED DEFEAT BYIOWA IN 35-23 BATTLE(Continued from page 1)lished a lead which they held untilthe final gun.Hawkeyes Look GoodFrom the form displayed in thisgame, the triumphant Hawkeyesshould finish well up in the race. TheMaroons, however, are going to causesome upsets among the leading fives.Dress Suit for SaleIn perfect condition. Suitable fornan about 5 ft. 9 in. tall and 125 to146 lbs. in weight.Telephone Midway 3367 DRIVE FOR SOCIALSERVICE WORKERSWILL OPEN TODAYA Social Service Drive for fiftynew' workers begins today when mem¬bers of the Social Service committeewill be at the desk in the foyer of IdaNoyes hall to enlist women. Postershave been placed on all the bulletinboards and the women have been urg¬ed to sign up, specifying the branchof work in which they are interested.Members of the Social Service com¬mittee will be at the desk in IdaNoyes at noon today, Thursday andFriday to assist the new workers inchoosing their work and to arrangethe most suitable hours for them.A special request has been madefor women who understand the Rus¬sian language and who would be in¬terpreters in teaching at a school forRussian children. Further informa¬tion in regard to this and otherbranches of service may be securedat the desk or at the open meetingwhich will be held Friday at nodn, inthe Y. W. C. A. room. At this meet¬ing, representatives from each of thesettlements will be present to givedetailed explanations of the requiredwork. Basketball TeamMeetings ChangedAt the business meeting of the off-campus women’s basketball teamsheld Friday noon, it was decided thatthe regular weekly meetings wouldbe held on Monday at 4:30 instead ofTuesday evening at 7. Women play¬ing on the junior college teams willhave to make a decision between thetwo teams because of the fact thatthe off-campus practice hour followsimmediately that of junior college.It is hoped that the same numberwho were interested in the eveningpractice will turn out for this lateafternoon class. The dormitories thisweek will receive a complete schedulefor their practice hours, and for thegames they are to play throughoutthe entire quarter.Special Examinations Jan. 27 55 th & Blackstone Ave.A Good Place to Bank19 years of service to the com-$ \ munity in all branches ofBANKINGCENTRAL HYDE PARKBANKA STATE BANKQuarterly special examinations formaking up deficiencies in last quar¬ter’s work, will be held at 9 on Satur¬day, Jan. 27. On the notice cardssent by the recorder, are directionswhich the students have been re¬quested to observe. Students wishingto take the examination have beenasked to file application in the Bu¬reau of Records not later than Jan.IS. PLAZA RESTAURANTTABLE d'HOTE A LA CARTEQUALITY PRICE COURTESY1464 East 57th Street"ALWAYS OPEN”I want to give $5000.00to deserving college studentsT WENTY years ago I was a stu¬dent working my way throughthe University of Wisconsin.There were only three jobs whichwere available.One man ran the college paper andmade some money.Every other man had to wait ontable or collect laundry.I often wondered why some realbusiness man did not give deservingcollege students an opportunity tomake some money in their leisurehours.One or two did, but the job was al¬ways that of selling books from doorto door. I never considered that tobe a real job.Nearly every big university andcollege in the country is now maintain¬ing a school of business administration.Every student in that departmentof the institution will have to knowsomething about selling.I have made up my mind to give anopportunity to any number of stu¬dents who care to take advantageof it.Any student who has a little energyand a desire to pay a portion or all ofhis college expenses by doing a littlework in leisure hours, can makeenough money to accomplish this re¬sult.In my opinion, the greatest busi¬ness in the world is that of transpor¬tation. Because the demand for mo¬tor cars exceeds the supply, an auto¬mobile is the easiest thing in theworld to sell.There are eleven million of themin use in this country today, but only a few hundred thousand of them areenclosed cars.The open sport models are justcoming into vogue. Every collegestudent knows someone who is goingto buy an automobile of some kind.The Jordan Motor Gar Companywill pay $5000 in prizes to those col¬lege students who show the best re¬sults as salesmen between the firstday of January, 1923, and the firstday of September, 1923.In addition, the Jordan Companywill pay a cash commission to everystudent who actually assists in sell¬ing a motor car.We are not advocating the pur¬chase of motor cars by students ac¬tually attending college. We aresimply giving to the students in theseinstitutions an opportunity to makesome money to assist in paying theirexpenses in ensuing years.Prizes are as follows:First prize, $2000 to the man orwoman who succeeds in bringing tous the largest number of prospectivepurchasers who actually buy Jordan *cars.Second prize—$1500.Third prize—$1000.Fourth prize—$500.It would be impossible in this ad¬vertisement to give all the details. Alittle booklet describing the wholeplan in detail will be sent for the ask¬ing. It is called, “Learn How to SellWhile in College.”Just send me a postal or letter, giv¬ing your full name, home address,college address and the college youattend, and complete details will beforwarded immediately.PresidentJordan Motor Car Co.Cleveland, Ohio