©atlp iHaroonUN1VERSI 1'Y OF CHICAGO, .HURSDAY, JANUARY 12, 1922 Price 5 Cents :Noted War Lecturer To VARSIlY RUNNERSAddress Women. TodayNORGREN SPEEDSUP MAROONS FORDE PAUW BATTLEMichigan Hands Varsity FirstBig Ten De¬featWALKER HAS FAST QUINTETWith no Big Ten games carded un¬til Jan. 20, when Northwestern’s fivejourneys to Bartlett for an encounterwith the Maroons, Coach Nels Nor-gren is driving his quintet hard inpreparation for the game with De-Pauw tomorrow.Maroon hopes, which were bright¬ened considerably by the defeat ofOhio State in the Conference lid lifterhere last Saturday received quite asetback Tuesday when the Varsityfive, playing its first game away fromhome, fell before the attack of theWolverines, and lost 21-16.Miller Stars for MichiganIt was a real surprise to the fans,for the Maize and Blue warriors hadbeen tumbled by the Buckeyes theevening previous to the Maroon en¬counter.Miller, who has been out of thegame for several weeks because of ill¬ness returned to the Michigan line-up,and his presence was largely respon¬sible for the Wolverine victory. Mil¬ler was the heavy Michigan scorer,ringing four baskets and three freethrows. He played parts of bothhalves, replacing Reason at a forwardMaroons Guarded CloselyMichigan’s tight defense featuredthe game, the Maroons getting butthree baskets during the entire fray.Dickson, Romney and Hurlburt eachlooped a basket, while “Bill” McGuireaccounted for the rest of the Varsitypoints by ringing ten free throws outof fifteen attempts.Capt. Halladay, who played such awhirlwind game against the Buck¬eyes, was off color against the Wolv¬erine?, anti was held scoreless by theMaize and Blue defense. A new faceappearetl in the Maroon lineup whenHarold Lewis, of football fame, re¬placed Capt. Halladay at the centerjob.Walker Coaches DePauwFred Walker, former Maroon starand later an assistant to Coach Staggin handling the 1920 football team,has a tough aggregation down at DePauw, and the Maroons are in for areal battle when they trot onto thefloor tomorrow.DePauw’s five showed real strengthby handing Purdue’s crack five a goodtrimming a few weeks ago. Besideswalloping the Boilermakers, FredWalker’s crew has taken several otherstrong teams into camp, and is work¬ing hard for a verdict over Norgren’squintet.Next Issue of C. and A.Magazine OutJan. 28The next issue of the Commerceand Administration magazine, the“Personnel Number,” will be sold onthe campus, Jan. 28.“The last two issues of the maga¬zine were placed on sale at downtownnewsstands, and sold there with un¬expected success,” declared Carl Falesyesterday. “In addition to the stud¬ents and alumni who have showngreat interest in the publication, lo¬cal and even national business organ¬izations have evinced a surprising in¬terest.”At present there are a few vacan¬cies on the staff in the advertisingdepartment. This department offersgreat opportunity for actual experi¬ence as well as for remuneration andadvancement. A commission of fif¬teen per cent is paid on all advertis¬ing secured, and the position of ad¬vertising manager which will be openin .Tune will be filled by the memberof the staff who has been doing thebest work in this line. After a shorttrial all those who are successful inthe tryouts will be awarded regularnlaces on the staff. Mrs. Frederick Wood will speakabout treatment of shell shock andother mental ailments today at 4 ata tea in the north reception rooms inIda Noyes hall. Mrs. Wood was ac¬tive in medical work during the warand now one of her club activities isdirecting the vocational interests ofyoung women. Her subject will be“Opportunities for College Women inOccupational Therapy.”Mrs. Wood has been obtainedthrough the efforts of the VocationalGuidance department of the Federa¬tion and her general subject will beof a pre-vocational interest. “Hervaried experiences in the war and herfurther work in that field assure awide knowledge of interesting factswhich will be interesting to anyonein the University,” said NataliaGreensf elder.The subject of mental therapy hasgained wide interest since the war andmany hospitals have been establishedaside from the reconstruction hospi¬tals started during the war.UNIVERSITY GETSLARGE FACSIMILEOF DANTE’S WORKSEdition Limited to 350; CopyPresented by ItalianSocietyA complete facsimile of the manuscripts of Dante has been received bythe University, it was announced yes¬terday by Dr. E. J. Goodspeed, secre¬tary to the President.The facsimile is one of a limitededition of 850, published by the ItalianSociety of America, and presented tothe leading American universities.The gifts were made at the sugges¬tion of Luigi Carnovale, prominentChicago Italian, to commemorate the600th anniversary of the death ofDante.The oldest and most famous manu¬scripts of the Italian poet are repre¬sented in the facsimile, which is anexact reproduction of the originals,from cover to end pages. Copies ofthe original bookplates are also in-"luded. All color printing and initialletter illuminations/ in the originalmanuscripts are exactly reproduced.Receipt of the manuscript facsimilemarks the culmination of a series ofmeetings in memory of the death ofDante, which were recently held inChicago. President Harry Pratt Jud-son and Profs. Wilkins and Altrocciwere prominent speaker*? at the meet¬ings.President’s AnnualReception Jan. 27January 27 has been set as the datefor the annual reception tendered bythe student-body to President andMrs. Harry Pratt Judson.Plans are now being formulated bythe Undergraduate council and theUniversity Marshals and Aides forthe staging of the most successful re¬ception ever held. A change in themanagement of the affair has beenmade this clear in keeping with thebol'ef that since the reception is anundergraduate function it should,therefore, he sponsored by the or¬ganizations representing the student-body. For this reason, the Counciland the University Marshals andAide? have been placed in charge in¬stead of the Y. M. C. A. and Y. W.C. A. who have managed the recep¬tions in the past.The reception will be held in Hutch¬inson commons from 8 to 10. Fra¬ternities and clubs have been askednot to schedule parties for that nightand will be urged to attend the recep¬tion in a body. Extensive efforts arealso being made to insure the attend¬ance of all faculty members.Further details of the reception arenot available at this time but will beannounced as soon as they are com¬pleted. GETTING IN SHAPEFOR HARD SEASONMaroons Strong in Sprints,Hurdles, and MiddleDistancesTRACK MEN MEET TODAYWith the first dual meet of the sea¬son only ten days off work of thetrack aspirants began with new zealyesterday when Coach Tom Eck heldtime trials. The running lanes weredown for the first time this seasonwhich gives the sprinters a chance towork on the starting end of the game.According to Coach Tom Eck themain weakness of the Varsity thisseason will be, as was the case lastyear, in the field events. The worstdeficiency of the squad is in the highjump event where only one man ofmediocre ability has appeared forwork. This, however, is offset by thefact that an abundance of goodsprinters are on hand who, it is ex¬pected, will cut a large figure whenthe track season gets under way.First Dual Meet Jan. 21The meet with Northwestern willbe run off on Jan. 21 at Bartlett.Neither team is exceptionally strongthis year, and both are about evenlymatched. The meet will give Big Tentrack fans a line on the men whohave never before engaged in Confer¬ence competition. Much is expectedfrom Clarence Brickman, an elongat¬ed Sophomore, who has been display¬ing wonderful form of late in hisspecialty, the low hurdles. This manpromises to be one of the classiesthurdlers in Big Ten circles.Another new man who has beenshowing great form in the workoutsto date is Jim Pyott, of gridiron fame,who has been turning in some fasttimes in the 440.Krogh’s Injury Hurts TeamThe Maroons will be handicappedconsiderably during the early part ofthe indoor season by the absence ofEgil Krogh, one of last year’s lettermen, and Alex Jones, a Sophomorewho has been doing some good hurd¬ling and sprinting.Capt. Redmon will carry the bulkof the field work, although his mainevent, the hammer throw, is not onthe card until the outdoor season be¬gins. During the indoor season Red¬mon will heave the shot, along withDawson, Benson and Michaels.Track Meeting TodayAll track men are requested tomeet with Capt. Redmon today at 4in the “C” room in the basement ofBartlett gymnasium.Council Edict ExcludesOutsiders FromClass HopsUnless an open invitation is madeto other classes, all class dances willbe strictly limited to the individualclass holding the affair, according toan edict passed by the Undergraduatecouncil yesterday.At the suggestion of Dean MarianTalbot, the Council moved to takesteps to uphold class officers in main¬taining a lock-out on members ofother classes at select dances held forthe members of their own class.Class presidents who are membersof the Council have been instructedto enforce the rule at all dances fromnow on and to take any steps neces¬sary to keep the bolt on the door.It is pointed out that invitationdances may be held at the discretionof the various social committees andthat when a dance is advertised as ahop for one particular group, thatmembers of other classes are notwanted.Class social committee chairmenare now at work mapping out thesocial program for the remainder ofthis quarter and for the Spring quar¬ter and enough parties and dances forall is promised.Class tickets will soon he ready andwill be required for admittance to allclass functions. COLEMAN TO HOLD TRYOUTSFOR PORTFOLIO CAST TODAYAspirants for Chorus Will Perform Tomorrow inIda Noyes Theater—Poster Contest forAnnual Production OpensValiant Phi Psis Fight“Demon Fire” InHouse StoveYesterday, at noon, the Phi Psiscelebrated their midday meal by at¬tending a fire in the front of thehouse. Suddenly the firepalce grewoverheated and “Chuck” McGuire washeard to shriek from above “FIRE!!”The excited members ran about thehouse echoing the brave football cap¬tain’s cry. Suddenly, about a half anhour later, the fire department ar¬rived with their axes. The fire placewas torn out and about $500 worth ofwall wras removed when the infantfire was discovered.Bravely with their axes the firementore the wall from under the fire andin tihs way put out the conflagrationwhile the excited members moved thefurniture from under their shoes. Butit seems the club expects to garnernine hundred sinkers from the willinginsurance company anyway.The house is rented from the own¬er, Mr. L. Metzenburg, a manager atSears, Roebuck & Co., and is occupiedby the Phi Kappa I’si fraternity and jJim, the chef, who, when the fire wasat its height, ran up to a little groupof fellows yelling:“I must have a new bed, the fire jdried up the springs!!!!” The mem-jhers say that with grave apprehen- jsions for their health they will still \be able to live in the house.OPENING MEETINGSOF FIRST “CHURCH”WEEK” HELD TODAY Tryouts for the cast of the 1922Poitfolio production will be held byMr. Coleman at 4 today in Ida Noyestheater. The chorus will be chosentomorrow at 4. All women who cansing, dance, and act may compete.The production will be a series offeature acts unified by a central themeand by the use of the same chorusand cast throughout. The diversityof the performances will afford anoppoitunity for many types of actingand novelty exhibitions.Announce Cast TuesdayAspirants to parts in the cast mayprepare a reading which will not takelonger than three minutes or mayread a selection from one of the plays.The cast will be announced Tuesdayin The Daily Maroon.One hundred women will be chosenfor the chorus. Selection will dependupon ability to dance and sing. Ar¬rangement may be made with the P.C. department to substitute work inthe production for gym credit.Poster Contest BeginsMary Hayes and Marie Niergarth,managers of the poster contest, an¬nounce its opening of test today. Thecontest will close a week from to¬morrow. Drawings are to be madein no more than three colors. Thesame drawing which will be used fordisplay purposes in poster will beused as the cover for the program.The winner of the contest will hegiven prize tickets to the show.Plans to make this production themost successful of any Portfolio evergiven have been made by the man¬agers. “I expect the show this year| to be bigger than the one last year,”i Mr. Coleman, the producer, said yes-!terday.Neighborhood Ministers WillAddress Ten ReligiousGatherings on CampusThe University’s first go to churchcampaign opens today at 4:80 withten denominational meetings held invarious assembly halls on the cam¬pus. “Church Week” is a contribu¬tion of members of the Y. W. C. A.and is being supported by every re¬ligious organization in the University.The campaign began Monday, thefirst three days being devoted to theorganizing and working up of thecampaign.The denominational meetings willbe addressed by the pastors ofchurches in the neighborhood of theUniversity, and will be held in thefollowing places: Baptst, Ida Noyestheater; Catholc, Classes 10; Congre¬gational, Y. W. C. A. room, Ida Noyes(Continued on Page 3)Council May SuperviseAll Financial DrivesAll campus organizations will berequired to register their financialdrives in advance with the Under¬graduate council if a plan discussedat Tuesday’s meeting of the studentgoverning body is adopted.Complaints have been received fromseveral sources to the effect that in anumber of cases drives, planned - individually by campus organizations,have conflicted with dire results forboth parties concerned. Tt is with thehope of eliminating this condition thatthe plan is suggested.If approved by the Council and thefaculty, one member of the Councilwould be designated to handle theregistration of drives and each organ¬ization wishing to put on a financialcampaign would first be required toobtain a time okey from this man.No drives would he permitted to over¬lap, nor run in too close a sequence.Second and third “last minute drives”would also probably be abolished.The Council will vote upon the mat¬ter at the next meeting. PRIZE ECONOMICS ESSAYCONTEST IS ANNOUNCEDFor the three best essays on “TheRelations of Capital and Labor,” theAmerican Economic Association is of¬fering prizes of $1,000, $500, and $250respectively. This is the second ofthe E. A. Karelsen essay contests.Manuscripts, which should be from7,500 to 25,000 words in length, mustbe sent before Sept. 1 to the secretaryof the, association at Yale Station,New Haven, Conn. All further in¬quiries should be addresse dto him.‘Winter Sports’ PhoenixOut Jan. 24—MaybeIn spite of the engravers’ strike,Locke Douglas and his band of lustybellows operators are making a greateffort to put out the January numberof the Phoenix by the 24th. “WinterSports Number” is the name of thisissue and according to modest ad¬vance dope from the editors it willbe one of the best ever published.The usual McLeod cover depicts agay array of knights sporting them¬selves over a winter landscape. Themagazine will have many feature ar¬ticles of the same high class as thosein the December issue. “How to GetMarried” and “How to Join a Fratern¬ity” are articles on important subjectsthat are expected to create a riot.“The February issue,” said LockeDouglas,” is to be a ‘trick’ numberand the campus may expect a greatsurprise. In order to put it acrosswe need more helpers with brilliantideas. The office of managing editorhas not been filled and there are otherpositions open to talented students.”CALL TRACK MEETINGCaptain Redmon has called a meet¬ing of all Varsity track candidates inthe “C” room at 4:30 this afternoon.2 THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. JANUARY 12. 1922mt Dai In Jfiarinul3^ W IThe Student »wMgapec. of theUni'reriitjr of Chicago -Publicised mornlnjts, except Saturday, Sun¬day and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The HallyMaroon Company.Kntered as aeeond class mail at the Chi¬cago poatoffice, Chicago, Illinois, MarchIS, 1906, under the act of March 3, 1873.Office* j ,.,..EUi* 14Telephone Midway 800Member ofThe Western Conference Press AssociationEDITORIAL STAFFHerbert Kubel Managing EditorLenuox Grey News EditorUllu Stausbury News EditorRichard Ellel Asst. News EditorMary Hayes Woman’s KdttorArvid Lunde Athletics EditorJohn Gunther Literary EditorBartlett Cortnack Dramatic EditorHarry Bird Feature EditorJean Brand Day EditorUuaseli Carrell Day EditorRussell Pierce Day EditorRobert l'ollalt Day EditorI^onard Well Associate EditorBUSINESS STAFFBurdette Ford Business ManagerJohn Holmes Advertising ManagerHoward Landau Advertising Asst.Leonard Scane Advertising Asst.Arthur Cody Circulation Asst.Herman Kabaker Circulation AsstThursday, January 12, 1922HOLD THE PROM AT THE SOUTHSHOREThe fate of the Washington Promthis year lies in the hands of Presi¬dent Judson, Dean Talbot, and thefour Prom leaders. For they are todecide where the only formal danceof the University is to be held.The Daily Maroon therefore wishesto impress upon them that the Under¬graduate council and the majority ofthe student body do not want theProm to be held on the campus. Theyprefer the South Shore Country clubas the location. The Prom can beheld just as cheaply at the SouthShore as anywhere else. And therewill be less bother and time taken upif it takes place there.After all, the Prom is being heldfor a good time. And if the best timecan be had at the South Shore, theofficials who are deciding upon theplace, should not consider any otherlocation.SEE THE UNIVERSITY FIRST*Now that the Winter quarter is onand there is little to do in the way ofUniversity activities, it behooves theundergraduate to spend his time inbecoming acquainted with his Uni¬versity. “See America first” is thegeneral cry. “See the University” inparticular is a good slogan.There are many things worth see¬ing on the campus. For example, IdaNoyes hall or the Classics building.It is safe to say that practically noUniversity man or woman has seenall there is to see in Harper. Andfar too few undergraduates* haveviewed the interesting exhibits inWalker and Haskell.Besides the education to be derivedtherefrom (and education ought to hesufficient instigation for members ofan educational institution) there areprofitable conquests. It would paymany students to visit Harper M26where the library duplicates are dis¬posed of at “starvation prices.” Itwould profit them to discover the com¬mon rooms in Classics.In fact a general excursion of thequadrangle and buildings would be asworth while as any other sight-seeingtrip a student could take.WHAT “CHURCH WEEK” CAN DOMost of us have a religion of somesort. We belong to a certain denom¬ination and believe in a certain creed.We have various religious ideals, andpractice those things that are peculiarto our sect. But it is well known thatmost of us fail to live up to the prac¬tical aspect of our piety—wo do notgo to church, we do not take part inchurch activities and functions.But there is no good reason for ourneglect of church attendance. We arenot too busy. We should always beable to spend a few hours Sundaymorning at religious services, no mat¬ter if we have as many things to do asLloyd George and Secretary Hughes.Busy men have always been regularehruch goers, as Dr. Soares wellbrought out in chapel yesterday.And if the “Church week” campaignon the campus this week impressesupon us the fact that we ought to goto church; if it actually makes manyof us become regular attendants, itwill be successful. Kennedy Outlines Plans forTourney; Gives Com¬plete Schedule■Interfraternity bowling followsclose on the heels of basketball withtwo tourneys scheduled for next Mon¬day, the Alpha Sigs rolling againstthe Lambda Ctiis and the Delta Chisagainst the Phi Delts. A completeschedule has been announced byW'alker Kennedy, who is in charge ofthe tournament.“The matches must be rolled at thetime set,” Kennedy said yesterday.“The fraternities were booked by lot.Postponements will not be allowed,and failure to appear will forfeit thematch. We have secured the use ofthe alleys for every suitable and avail¬able time. Nineteen teams have beenentered, and there is promise of manyinteresting matches.”It is suggested that each fraternityentered in the tournament keep thefollowing schedule:Jan. 16, 3:30—Alpha Sig-LambdaChi. Delta Chi-Phi Delt.Jan. 17, 3:30—Acacia-Kappa Sig.Delta Sig-Phi Delt. 7:30—A. T. O.-D. K. E. Alpha Delt-Phi Delt.Jan. 18, 3:30—D. K. E.-Kappa Sig.7:30—Phi Psi-Sig Chi. Delta Sig-Phi Kap.Jan 19, 3:30—Delta Chi-AlphaDelt. Phi Gam-Phi Kap. 7:30—A. T.O.-Lambda Chi. Delta Sig-Phi Gam.Jan. 20, 3:30—Kappa Sig-LambdaChi. Psi U-Sigma Chi.Jan. 23, 3:30—Alpha Sig-Acacia.Acacia-A. T. O.Jan. 24, 3:30—Lambda Chi-Phi Psi.Alpha Delt-Delta Sig. 7:30—DeltaChi-Chi Psi. Phi Gam- S. A. E.Jan. 25, 3:30—Sigma Chi-T. K. E.Phi Delt-Phi Gam. 7:30—D. K. E.-Lambda Chi.Jan. 26, 3:30—Acacia-Lambda Chi.Phi Kap-S. A. E. 7:30—Alpha Sig-D. K. E. Phi Gam-Chi Psi.Jan 27, 3:30—Kappa-Sig-Phi Psi.Jan. 30, 3:30—A. T. O.-Kappa Sig.Delta Chi-Delta Sig.Jan. 31, 3:30—Kappa Sig-Sig Chi.Alpha Delt-Phi Gam. 7:30—AlphaSig-A. T. 0. Phi Kap-Chi Psi.Feb. 1, 3:30—D. K. E.-Phi Psi.Delta Sig-S. A. E. 7:30—Kappa Sig-Psi U. Phi Delt-Phi Kap.Feb. 2, 3:30—A. T. O.-Phi Psi. S.A. E.-Phi Psi. 7:30—Delta Chi-PhiKap. Acacia-D. K. E.Feb. 3, 3:30—Lambda Chi-Psi U.Feb. 6, 3:30—Acacia-Sig Chi Al¬pha Delt-Phi Kap.Feb. 7, 3:30—Alpha Sig-Kappa Sig.S. A. E.-Phi Sigma Delta. 7:30—Acacia-Psi U. Delt Chi-Phi Gam.Feb. 9, 3:30—Alpha Sig-Psi U.7:30—Acacia-Phi Psi. Phi Kap-PhiSigma Delta.Feb. 8, 3:30—D. K. E.-Phi U. 7:30—A. T. O.-Psi U. Phi Delt-S. A. E.Feb. 10, 3:30—Lambda Chi-SigmaChi.Feb. 13, 3:30—Phi Psi-Psi U.Feb. 14, 3:30—Alpha Sig-Phi Psi.Chi Psi-Phi Sigma Delta. 7:30—Aeacia-T K. E. Alpha Delt-S. A. E.Feb. 15, 3:30—A. T. O.-Sigma Chi.7:30—D. K. E.-Sigma Chi. Phi Delt-Chi Psi.Feb. 16, 3:30—Delta Chi-S. A. E.7:30—Alpha Sig-Sigma Chi.Feb. 17, 3:30—Lambda Chi-T. K. E.Feb. 20, 3:30—Psi U-T. K. E. Al¬pha Delt-Chi Psi.Feb. 21, 3:30—Phi Psi-T. K. E. Al¬pha Delt-Phi Sigma Delta.Feb. 23, 3:30—Phi Delt-Phi SigmaDelta. 7:30—Alpha Sig-T. K. E.Delta Chi-Phi Sigma DeltaFeb. 24, 3:30—Delta Sig-Chi Psi.Feb. 27, 3:30—D. K. E.-T. K. E.Feb. 28, 3:30—Kappa Sig-T. K. E.Phi Gam-Phi Sigma Delta.7:30—A. T. O.-T. K E. Delta Sig-Phi Sigma Delta.Earl Wooding, who has charge ofinterfratemity basketball, announcedyesterday that Robert W. Stevens,the University organist, has been se¬cured for referee for the entire sched¬ule. The three games which will becalled sharply at 8 tonight in Bartlettwill be between A. T. 0. and Acacia,Chi Psi and Phi Psi, and Beta andLambda Chi.Iowa Doc Likes ’Em ShortDr. D. M. Griswold, Towa state ep-idemologist, while at the Universityof Iowa last Saturday, declared infavor of “the short-skirted, silk-stockinged, galoshed, university co¬ed.” “It is an entirely sane form ofdress,” he said, “and the girls whodress in that manner are sensible, de¬spite the criticism one hears.” A review of “TbeRetigni aft PeterGrimm” atHfhe Power*BARTLETT CORMACK! riw .v J W.#f l'* V41vIt i* easy for the reviewer who isa rake at Art to employ the patron¬izing manner when Mrs Warfield andhis juicy perennials come to town.A suave kindliness is necessary, hethinks.Otherwise, the public (a capital Pif you draw cartoons!) might regardhim as a prig, with no heart for thesimple virtues that Mr. Warfield andhis plays announce and justify so well.It is a question of stomach ratherthan heart. Yet here is Mr. Warfield,again using “The Return of PeterGrimm” as the magnet that drawshundreds to the Powers and tearsfrom those hundreds’ pitying eyes.What is it that puts Mr. Warfieldacross ?The familiar recipe, friends: heartstuff, with a layer of comedy and adressing of tears. In Act. 1 Peteris skeptical of the existence of soulsafter death, and to avert a rupturewith his old friend, the doctor, whoseexcursions into Sir Oliver Lodge,Conan Doyle, et al, have convincedhim that there is life beyond thegrave, promises that should he diefirst, he will return. True to his hopes,the girl he wishes his nephew tomarry, agrees to assist in perpetuat¬ing the Grimm line, and as the littleboy of the piece runs gleefully in,tickets to the circus in his hand, Peteris stricken and dies.“But he can’t be dead,” the boywails. “Why here’s his tickets to thecircus!”Act II. Peter returns.Act III. The nephew’s villainy isdiscovered, the wraith of Peter Grimmassisting in the denouement, and asthe girl goes to the man she reallyand truly loves, and the nephew, discomfited, goes out and away, the spiritreturns to the happier land above.Organ chords ad lib.And the audience dries its eyes.Effective stuff.Mr. Warfield, an institution as pre¬dictable as church, state, or press, isas he always is, gentle, humorous,and kind, a good actor in a fireproofpart and a bombproof play. Of theothers, John Sainpolis, cast as Fred¬erick, the nephew, is particularlygood, acting a difficult role so wellthat one is sorry the exigencies ofplays and audiences make it necessaryto slip him a dirty deal.Dramatic Club HoldsWinter TrialsTodayWinter tryouts for associate mem¬bership in the University Dramaticclub will be held today at 4 in HarperM15. Two tryouts are required of allcandidates before being admitted, thefirst before judges chosen from thefaculty, the second before the club.The trials today will be viewed by thefaculty judges, who will single outthose of sufficient -ability to appearbefore the club tomorrow at 4:30 inCobb 12A.“Candidates trying out alone arerequired to deliver a selection from astandard play, taking three minutes,announces Vories Fisher, president ofthe club. “Two candidates may tryout together in selections taking fiveminutes. Numbers will be given outto all aspirants so that they mayknow the order and approximate timeof their appearance.”On Friday at 4, immediately beforethe final tryouts, members of the clubwill meet in Cobb 12A to select andplan for the annual winter play. Atthe same time the new by-laws willhe brought before the club for rati¬fication, and appointments for tempo¬rary offices will be made.ITALIAN JOURNALIST WILLADDRESS CIRCOLO ITALIANOSignor Guido Podrecca, a man ofconsiderable prominence in Itaian pol¬itics and journalism, will speak at themeeting of the Circolo Italiano tomor¬row at 5 in Classics 21. Signor Po¬drecca has edited the “Avanti” andthe "Asino,” Socialist newspapers,and has been an influential memberof that party. At present, having re¬tired from active political life, he isengaged in the publishing business.He is stopping in this city for a fewdays on his way to the west.Classified Ads bring results.Try one today! SPECIAL NOTICE» . I 4 . » » jMonday, January 15thJAZZ REVUE• h |Featuring some of Chicago’s most popular entertainers.Night performance only. Also special pictures. Comingattractions, “Way Down East,” “Don’t Tell Every¬thing,” “Tol’able David.”S Tonight - Evening Dinner5 to 7:30 75 cents| SoupBaked Chicken PieRoast Loin Pork and Apple SauceMashed PotatoesSauer Kraut String BeansFruit Salad DessertIce Cream and CakeHome Made Pie Fruit JelloBeverageMary KieferDANCING STUDIOPrivate LessonsBy AppointmentCLASSESEvery Tuesday and SaturdayEvening6512 Cottage Grove Av.FAIRFAX 999Oh Boy!1SAXAPH0NES!CALL ATTom Brown’s Saxaphone Shopat 17 W. Lake St. (State Lake Bldg.)and let Tom Brown of the Famous“Six Brown Brothers” help you selectyour instrument. NEAREST BANK TO THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGONew Building Under ConstructionWoodlawn Trust& Savings Bank1204 E. SIXTY-THIRD ST.Under State and National SupervisionwfiiMwsrfflwwtsiwwfflifflVAN’S BAZAARA True Variety Store1119 Ea*t 55th St. FITZGERALD’SDELICATESSEN1116 East 55th StreetHOT LUNCHESVAU. I *M *% A ^ i* t /*' ' t 'i s t ) IIVTHURSDAY, JANUARY 12. 1922THE DAILY MAROON.II l in, «i... . *ILUN1 AND PURDUE.LOOK BEST IN BIGTEN BASKET RACEV •« l • ■ ■ * «' 1 1 ‘‘•' * 'Wisconsin and Maroons Loom■Up As DangerousQuintets or forward. * vIndiana is handicapped by a weakpair of guards, but Coach Levis isdeveloping a team which might dosome damage in the Big Ten race.Northwestern, having already droppedtwo Conference struggles, is prac¬tically out of the running.Sioux City, la., FlappersFavor CowbellsOn GaloshesOh, Gir-uls, gather around! Thelatest in galosh adornments is out.And it came from the wilds of SiouxCity, Iowa.Way out where the muddy Missouridigs about, the femmes have passedthe age of flapping galoshes and havetaken up the cattle bell of the range.And now it’s tinkle, tinkle little bellas the sweet young things ambledown the halls of the edifices of edu¬cation.For little brass bells are adorningthe tops of the flapping foot-warmers.And The Daily Maroon takes thisopportunity to present the idea to theChicago campus. It has many inval¬uable points.Besides being a mere innovation,the idea presents practical applica¬tions.Each women’s club can outfit itsmembers with bells of its own par¬ticular tone. Or better, each of thevarious select groups can organizechiming octets with regular practicesin Harper. An inter-club competi¬tion has been suggested—the winningoctette to be awarded a free trip tothe stock-yards and the chimer’s jobin Mitchell tower.Under the new scheme, plump girlsare to wear cow bells; hot ones, firebells; and during rushing season it issuggested that all club women carrygongs.Will you give it a try, Girls? Ourmistake—Women—we beg your par¬don.Ah, far off we hear the dinner bell.Enough! Enough!Saturday last, the Big Ten basket¬ball teams pried the lid off the 1922Conference season, and incidentallybegan a race that promises to be hot¬ly contested, and which, no doubt, willbe replete with surprises. At thepresent writing, no team seems tobold a decided advantage over theother members of the Conference.Purdue and Illinois played a sterl¬ing brand of basketball during thepre-season period, and for that reasoncritics and followers of Big Ten bas¬ketball have given the edge, to thesetwo fives. Wisconsin looms as thedark horse of the race, and may bethe surprise team of the year. If theMaroons continue the steady improve¬ment which they have displayed oflate, they also, are sure to finish upin the race.Illinois Has Fast TeamDown at Urbana, Coach Wintershas developed a fast aggregation, andprospects are exceedingly bright forthe downstate institution. In thegames of the practice season the II-lini outclassed all of their opponents.The Indian quintet has been bolsteredup considerably by the stellar play-iug of Stillwell, a sophomore. Still¬well showed such brilliant form thatCapt. “Chuck” Carney was moved toa forward position, thereby giving theIllini a pair of heavy scorers.Wahlquist and Sabo are a pair ofveteran guards, the former being adangerous floor man and point scorer.Last year Walquist featured manygames by his uncanny shooting fromall angles of the floor. The Illini opentheir Big Ten season against OhioState at Columbus Saturday.White is Purdue StarPurdue has an experienced five,most of the men being seasoned vet¬erans. White, who last year led theBig Ten in individual scoring, is go¬ing great again this season, and bid3fair to repeat his brilliant perform¬ance. White plays running guard onCoach “Peggy” Lambert’s quintet,and his presence makes the Boiler¬makers one of the most feared teamsin the Conference.Capt. Miller, another veteran, playsguard along with White and is astrong defensive player. Masters andEversman play the forwards withGullion jumping at the center posi¬tion. Purdue featured the practiceseason by overwhelming “Pat” Page’squintet after the latter had trimmedWisconsin and Chicago.Badgers Are PowerfulWisconsin jumped into the lime¬light last Saturday by downing Iowa’sfive 18-15. The Hawkeyes were ratedas having a good team, and the Bad¬ger victory was somewhat of a sur¬prise, especially after their mediocreplaying throughout the practice sea¬son. Monday the Badgers rompedaway from Northwestern, winning21-9.Coach Meanwell has always devel¬oped strong quintets, and the Card¬inals are expected to put up a greatfight for the Big Ten honors this sea¬son. Capt. Caesar, a stellar veteran,holds down one of the forwarsd, withTaylor, a heavy scoring veteran onthe other. Gibson, Williams and Te-bell, of gridiron fame, hold down theother three jobs.Michigan’s Strength UnknownMichigan, last year tied with Pur¬due and Wisconsin for the Big Tentitle is an unknown quantity this year.Dunne, star center, is out for the sea¬son, and Miller, another veteran, isout of the Wolverine line-up tempo¬rarily. Capt. Rea is the only seasonedathlete of the lot.Minnesota started off in good shape,trimming Northwestern 28-13, byplaying some good basketball. Capt.Kearney is the Gopher star, playingone of the guard positions.Iowa May Prove DangerousAlthough defeated by the Badgers,Iowa will prove a dangerous oppon¬ent to the Big Ten teams during thepresent campaign. Capt. Shimek, oneof the leading scorers in the Confer¬ence, is the real star of the game. Heplays a running guard, and is pairedwith Hicks. The great Aubrey De-vine plays one of the forwards, and1ms been showing good form to date.After losing to the Maroons, theEuckeyes turned around and wallopedthe Michigan five in a hot game. TheOhio State team is handicapped bythe loss of “Red” Blair, but CoachTroutman has two stars in Capt.Grecnspun and Beard, the latter asophomore, who plays e'ther center TrOPENING MEETINGS OF FIRST“CHURCH WEEK” HELD TODAY(Continued from Page 1)hall; Disciples, Y. M. C. A. room, El¬lis hall; Episcopal, Haskell Assemblyhall; Jewish, Harper Mil; Lutheran,South hall, Law building; Methodist,Mandel hall; Presbyterian, Cobb 12A;Universalist, Classics 18.A grand union meeting of all de¬nominations will be held tomorrowevening at 7:30 in Mandel hall, andthe week will reach its climax Sun¬day, Jan. 15, designated “Go toChurch Sunday.” Students are en¬couraged to attend their own serviceson this day.The union meeting Friday eveningwill be presided over by Dr. TheodoreP. Soares, chaplain of the University,and addresses will he made by Mrs.Charles Gilkie, Mr. D. J. Kelly, gen¬eral manager of Mandel Brothers,and Judge Hugo Pam of the Superiorcourt. All talks will relate to thegeneral .subject, the place of thechurch in modern life.Saturday is Deadlinefor Annual PicturesSaturday has been set as the dead¬line for all organization pictures forthe Cap and Gown. The schedule forphotos to be taken Saturday is givenhere and must be kept. All organ¬izations listed in it are requested tobe present on time. The schedulefollows:10:00 Federation sponsors.10:30 Blackfriars.10:45 Phi Delta Kappa.11:00 Undergraduate council.11:15 Honor commission.~ 11:30 Pi Lambda Theta.1:00 Alpha Tau Omega.1:16 Dramatic club.1:30 Harpsichord society.1:45 Wig and Robe.2:00 Phi Beta Delta (club).2:16 Iron Mask.2:30 Delta Kappa Epsilon.2:45 Achoth club.3:00 Delta Sigma club.UniversityPennant Shop1031 East 55th StreetPennants, pillow tops, BannersWe make them and sell themfor less ~"~T7 T ' - ' ' - 7Of Course the Books;“Faster,” Cry theScholarsIn sharp suspended agonyA mournful student waits.The course book, under lock and keyContains his crucial fates.Looney Lyrics.For more than a week, studentshave been chafing beneath the drasticregulations imposed upon them by theBureau of Records. The bolting upof the course books in an undentablevault causes dismay to many whohave reason to be violently curious asto the contents of the books. Becauseof the Bureau’s vigilancy in guardingthese, several students have suc¬cumbed to attacks of nervous prostra¬tion and uncertainty. They stand,perhaps, with one foot on a gradepoint and the other on the top of anempty abyss.Many inquiries regarding the timewhen the grades will be ready fordistribution have been received bythe Bureau of Records. In reply tothese, Mr. F. J. Gurney, assistant re¬corder, has replied: “We have juststarted upon the course books. It isa big task and one for which 1 canpromise no definite time of consum¬mation. The nervous students willhave to wait a few weeks more be¬fore they can learn their fates.”In addition to this information, ru¬mor predicts a shortage of gradepoints. A limited number, however,will be distributed.University Shoe Repair ShopM. STEIN, Prop.1333 East 57th StreetNear Kenwood Ave.AL LWORK GUARANTEED—. Midway 2141HUGO CARLSONFlariat1375 Eaat Fifty-fifth Street Chicago Phone Hyde Park 9550H. D. CALDWELLFLORISTFlowers for AU Occasions1375 E. 53rd STREETCHICAGOJANUARY CLEARANCEV) G*»f' i **• t 4A complete line of 25c Soft Collars—Special, 3 for 50ci r :i .). ,n. n >. v . i- ' ; . " •Lined Gloves, priced up to $3.00 for $1.95Wool Hose, valued up to $ 1.50. Special, 75cUNIVERSITY HABERDASHERY1357 E. 55th St.HAVE YOU CALLED FORYOUR PINK CARD YET?if J i;,*iCome to the Maroon office and exchangeyour blue receipt card for a pink one good forthe Winter and Spring quarters.It will be absolutely necessary to present apink receipt card to obtain a Maroon.vPublished inthe interest of Elec-trical Development byan Institution that willbe helped by what¬ever helps theIndustry. This Junior is learningto be a bankerIF you are putting in three hours a day in the electricallab, don’t be surprised twenty years later to find your¬self promoting a public utility bond issue. Or if you startin newspaper work, as like as not later on you will turn tomanufacturing or advertising or law.You don’t know where opportunity or inclination willlead you. This fact has a great deal to do with your workat college — not so much the things you learn as the wayyou learn them.Don’t think of education as a memory test in names anddates and definitions. That knowledge is important, butonly as an incidental. Of far greater value is the habit ofgetting at underlying laws, the basic principles which tie factstogether.The work of the pioneers in electrical experiment, atfirst glance confusing, is simplified once you realize thatmuch of it hinged upon a single chemical phenomenon, theaction of the voltaic cell.Analyze your problems. Look for fundamentals. Learnto connect a law or an event with what went before and whatcomes after. Make your education a training in logicalthinking.Th^s ability to think straight, whether acquired inEngineering or Arts, is the biggest thing you can get atcollege. Its aid as a means to success applies equally towhatever work you take up—since mental processes are thesame everywhere. It is the pover which enables a mechanicto become sales manager, a lawyer to head a great industrialorganization. Develop it, if you would be ready when yourbig opportunity comes.Astern Electric CompanyThe executives of this Company have beenchosen from all branches of the organization.It doesn't make much difference where youlearn to think straight, so longas you learn. /THE DAILY .MAROON, THURSDAY. JANUARY 12, 1922DIZZY MAN’S NEWSPAPERArms ConferenceSwiss navy cut in half by latest de¬cision—one rowboat to be scrapped.Resolution adopted favoring aboli¬tion of submarine warfare at bathingbeaches.Suggestion made that all delegatesbe paid on basis of peace work.ForeignAdmiral Tie Tin-Kan urges chopsuey be put on the free list.Harding may recognize Obregon—difficult thing to do until better photo¬graphs appear.New Charlotte-Russe alliance getsdiplomats all fluffed.SportsBabe Tooth, star slugger, complainsbecause he was only traded threetimes yesterday. Threatens to strikeout.Commissioner Landsakes given newpair of suspenders by admiring mag¬nets.Three more middleweight wrestlingchampions discovered. All hold outfor higher purses.MarketsNew bear movement alarms skirtmakers.Morning raid sends American Cof¬fee down. All assets liquidated.Bull movement in beef laid to re¬cent bum steers in the market.WELL, anyway, we all know theReason the Maroons lost to Michigan.“U. of C. Students Go to ChurchAll Week.—Heraminer headline.As Mr. Dooley said of the Irish,half the lies they tell about us aren’ttrue. We presume when the city ed¬itor saw7 this, he thought his searchfor sensation was over.IS THE GATE OPEN?From the ads: “Eat at the Park-side Lunch—northwest corner ofStagg field.”SIGNSE-ll jams.Sweat pants.Shrinking coal-piles.Lap-robes.Library fines.Increasing enrollment at Kent.Skating parties.THE Official Calendar informs usthat Dorothy Schons seeks a master’sdegree in Romance. We understandthe requirements are severe.YOUR MEATTHE Undergraduate council carvedtheir annual foul, and El Ratcliff andA1 Brickman each got a wing. Sev¬eral others, we expect, got the neck.CONTRIBUTORS to this columnhaving fallen awTay one by one, weare forced to issue a Woodruffian wailfor assistance. 3:30 classes, libraryworries, and our favorite professor’sgallant effort to disprove that his isa society course, limit our field ma¬terially.THE ORIGIN of the Phi Psi fireremains in mystery. Opinion is aboutequally divided. One faction holdsthat Charlie Redmon was telling astory, the other that A1 Holloway wastesting out his new curling iron.OPEN SEASONWE don’t object to men wearinggaloshes if they want to.As long as they keep out of sight.A man is justified in wearing ga¬loshes if he uses them to cover upspats.BUT we draw the line when hekicks about his galoshes wearing outhis silk hosiery.Y. W. Holds Fun and Fudge PartyFun and Fudge party will be heldtonight in the Y. W. C. A. Leagueroom. All women are invited to come.The women will make both the funand the fudge.Cheap Dances Given at IowaSuccess of the first “Dollar Dance”at the University of Iowa has inducedthe student body to make an annualaffair of the hop. Tickets to thedance sold at .$1 each, for the firsttime in the history of Iowa Univers¬ity. Admiral Tsai Ting-KauScores JapPoliciesPunctuating hie remarks with hu¬morous sallies and veiled allusions toJapan, Admiral Tsai Ting-Kau ad¬dressed an audience of about 500which gathered in Mandel hall yes¬terday afternoon to hear him speakon the past and present of China.“When I speak of questions ofgreat import,” said the Admiral, “Ispeak in parables, and leave you clev¬er ones to guess who I mean.” Fol¬lowing this statement the Admiral in¬formed his audience that statesmenof “a certain country” had stated thatdevelopment of China would be im-inical to the interests of their coun¬try. America he continued had al¬ways attempted to help China.Before the formation of the repub¬lic, he asserted, any group of peopleattempting to gather in public wouldhave been arrested. Now, with thenew freedom, all is changed. News¬papers have sprung up and modemeducational ideas are rapidly pene¬trating the country.Junior Prom To BeA Thing of BeautyToo vague for fact and yet too per¬sistent to be called fiction, the rumorhas been traveling about the campusthat a Junior Promenade, to out-shinethe most brilliant of previous affairs,will soon be held.Prominent members of the thirdyear class have been interviewed inan effoi't to substantiate or discreditthe report. Most of them appearedentirely ignorant of the rumoredprom, but a few winked mysteriouslywhen approached by reporters.“Perhaps those juniors may stage adance which shall establish new rec¬ords in the University for magnifi¬cence. Who knows?” and Jack Moorerefused to divulge more information.“Cleopatra gave some very classyhops, I hear,” declared Robert Stahr,junior president. “But why can’t thefamous junior class beat her at herown game?”Then he, too, fell silent as theCLASSIFIED ADS proverbial oysterette. The reporterwas left to hia own conclusion. Some¬thing important’s in the wind.OFFICIAL NOTICESThe Dramatic club play committeewill meet tomorrow at 3:30 in Cobb12A.The Commerce and Adm;nistrationmagazine has a few vacancies in theAdvertising department. Those whowish to try out may file applications(addressed to the Advertising man¬ager) in Faculty Exchange 10.The Women’s Mandolin club willhave its picture taken tomorrow atnoon in front of the east steps ofHaskell.Members of the Senior class musthave their pictures taken for the Capand Gown by Saturday, Jan. 14.The Interfraternity dance will beheld tomorrow at 9 in the Hyde Parkhotel.The British club will meet tomor¬row at 7:30 in Ida Noyes.The Chinese Student’s club willmeet tomorrow at 7:30 in Ida Noyes.An illustrated lecture will be givenat th emeeting of the Dames club,Saturday at 3 in Ida Noyes.The Square and Compass club willhold a smoker tonight at 7:30 inHitchcock smoking room.The Art club will meet today at4:30 in 400 Blaine hall.The Graduate Women’s club willhold a tea tomorrow at 4:30 in IdaNoyes alumnae room.The January number of the Alumnimagazine will be ready for distribu¬tion Monday.The Y. W. C. A. Social committeewill meet today at 3:30 in Ida Noyeshall.Dramatic club tryouts will be heldtoday at 4 in Harper Ml5.11 Circolo Italiano will meet todayat 4:30 in Classics 21. Mrs. Altrochiwill speak.The Graduate History club willmeet today at 7:45 in Classics 21.WANTED—University girl student,as household assistant in profes¬sor’s family; services given forroom and board. Apply 5737 Kim-bark Ave.FOR RENT—Single room, convenientto Univresity and all transporta¬tion. Dorchester 7732.ROOM AND BOARD for two in pri¬vate home near University. $10.00each per week. Three home cookedmeals per day. Phone Hyde Park1005. 5725 Maryland Ave.TUTORING in Mathematics and Sci¬ence. Former instructor in mili¬tary school. Midway 3766. Clark.FOR RENT—Single room convenientto University and all transportation.Dorchester 7732. That’s where they all go—to thePARKSIDE LUNCH5558 ELLIS AVENUEMeals at moderate prices—Also fur¬nished rooms. Special Plate Dinner,35 centsN. W. Corner of Stagg FieldCOWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats,Cape and NeckwearBilliardsCigars, Cigarettes, PipesE. Cor. 55th and Ellis Ave144 South W«ba»h AvenueCHICAGO. U S. A.ALL SENIORS MUST HAVE THEIR PIC¬TURES TAKEN BEFORE JAN. 15, ORTHEY WILL NOT APPEAR IN THE CAPAND GOWN.4. Debaters To DineBefore Big EventThe Varsity debating team andmembers of Delta Sigma Rho, thehonorary debating fraternity, willhold a dinner Monday at 6:15 inHutchinson cafe as the final event inpreparation for the Northwestern-Michigan-Chieago intercollegiate de¬bate on the Kansas Industrial CourtAct, which will take place on Jan. 20.The work on the main speeches hasbeen completed, and the teams arenow drilling on reputtal. Coach W.E. Atkins has arranged for a grill¬ing on refutation which will be con¬ducted by the alumni at the conclu¬sion of the luncheon. Invitationshave been sent to Delta Sigma Rhos,alumni and members of the faculty. CALL ANNUAL FROSHAll Freshmen working on the CapCap and Gown must appear in the of¬fice today at 3:30. Report to LoeiTel,Teresa DolanDancing Academy: 63rd Street and Stony Island AvenueDANCINGNIGHTLY Except MON. and FRI.Ladies FREE Sunday EveningsBeginners’ Class Mon., 8:00-11:00Private Lessons Day or Evening byAppointment. 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