Vol. 20. No. 49. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, JANUARY 5, 1922 Price 5 CeotsCOACH NORGRENPOLISHING TEAMFOR OHIO GAMEMaroons Get Stiff WorkoutFor Big TenOpenerTOUGH BATTLE EXPECTEDLent Night’s Score:Camp Benning, Ga., 12.Chicago, 36.When the Maroons trot onto thefloor Saturday to encounter the Buck¬eyes in the Big Ten opener of the sea¬son they will meet with considerableopposition. As a result Coach Nor-gren is drilling his charges at topspeed in order to get them in tip topshape to meet the invaders.Ohio State’s five has been showingsome classy form of late, and withseveral veterans and some new starsin the Scarlet and Gray uniforms, ex¬pect to give the rest of the Big Tenteams a stiff battle for the Conferencehonors.“Norgie” Drives Team Hard“Norgie” has been driving theVarsity athletes hard in an effort toget his short passing game runningsmoothly for use against the Buck¬eyes, and although the men have beenrather slow in perfecting this newstyle, they are expected to master itsoon and show some real form.The Maroons have also shown someweakness on defensive work, and Nor-gren and Molander have been drillingthem continually in this departmentof the game. “Red” Bryan’s returnwill bolster up the defense consider¬able however, and the fiery guard isalso expected to fit in well with Nor-gren’s offensive style as he is a fast,smashing player and a good basketshot.Maroons In Good ShapeCoach Norgren will send his strong¬est aggregation in against the OhioState quintet. Capt. “Death" Halla-day will he at renter, the positionwhich he has already played throughtwo stiff Conference campaigns. Hal-laday won fame in 1920, when the Ma¬roons romped home with the Big Tentitle. Last year “Death” showedsome flashy basketball, and should beone of the strongest men in the Ma¬roon line-up this year.“Mitt” Romney and “Rob” Stahrwill probably man the forward posi¬tions. This is Romney’s first year onthe Maroon basketball squad, but dur¬ing the practice season he displayedgreat form, and practically clinched aplace on the regular team. “Mitt”is fast and aggressive, and fits in wellwith the short passing game. Stahrwon a letter last year and has shownmuch ability this year at looping bas¬kets. Stahr is a fast man, and con¬siderable of a fighter on the defense.Bryan and McGuire at GuardsAt the guard positions, “Bill” Mc¬Guire and Johnny Bryan look like thestarters. Both of these men are “C”winners, Bryan having captured his(Continued on page 3)Dean Talbot ReceivesFreshmen WomenToday at 4A reception in honor of DeanMarion Talbot will be given today at4 in the libraries on the first floor ofIda Noyes hall. This tea is beinggiven by the Federation of UniversityWomen, to introduce Dean Talbot tothe women of the campus in a purelysocial way. It has been felt by theFederation that Freshmen women donot become acquainted with theirDean and are apt to be timid aboutconsulting her.Personal invitations have been sentto all freshmen who s’gned Federa¬tion information cards at the beginning of last quarter. “If any fresh¬man did not receive an invitation theFederation hopes she will come any¬way,” said Delores Wennerblad. “Wewant everyone to come and get. ac¬quainted w’ith Miss Talbot.” DeanWallace, Dean Flint, Dean Blunt, Mrs.Flannigan, Mrs. Goodspced and mem¬bers of the Federation executive coun¬cil will be hostesses. Dramatic Club MeetsToday to PlanNew ShowMembers of the Dramatic club, ac¬tive and associate, will hold the firstregular meeting of the quarter todayat 4:30 in Cobb 12A. The first workof the meeting w’ill be the formal ex¬pulsion of all persons who have beenabsent from four consecutive meet¬ings.Definite arrangements will also bemade for securing a director for theannual winter play. The winter playfor the year will be a three or fouract play of recognized worth. Lastyear, “The Witching Hour” was pro¬duced. For the tw’o years previousthe plays were “The ThirteenthChair” and “Seven Keys to Baldpate.”“Another important matter whichwill be brought up at the meeting,”announces Vories Fisher, president ofthe club, ‘will concern club manage¬ment, plans for which have beendrawn up by the executive committeeand will be presented to the club forapproval.”300 SERVICE MENRECEIVING TUITIONFROM NOYES FUNDReduced Requirements CauseLarge Increase In Numberof Scholarship HoldersOver three hundred ex-service menor the descendants of ex-service menare now benefitting by a donation fortuition from Mr. La Verne Noyes.The gift was originally made in 1919when the first applications were is¬sued. At first full tuition was paidfor only a few, but for many in part,depending upon length and recordwhile in service. Now the distinctionas to length of service is greatly re¬duced, and many more are benefitted.Mr. Noyes donated a large amountof property in trust, the interest ofwhich goes to pay for the tuition ofthese deserving persons. The require¬ments are few but explicit and thereis absolutely no distinction as to sex,race, religion or political party.List of RequirementsThe applicant must have served inthe army during the recent war, andhave received an honorable discharge,or the applicant must be a descendantby blood of any one in the service whoserved in said war, or, the applicantmust be a descendant by blood of onewho served in the American forcesduring the recent struggle and re¬ceived an honorable discharge.Dean Salisbury, of the graduateschool of arts, literature and science,is chairman of the committee andtakes charge of all applications.Russ Relief DriveTotals Over $2000fiver two thousand dlolars has been"■iven to the Russian relief fund atthe University, accord'ng to Prof T.A. Jenkins, the secretary of the drivecommittee. Of this amount one hun¬dred dollars has been recently pledgedfor future payments. At the estimat¬ed cost of four cents per meal, thedrive has made it possible to feed 50,-000 Russians at once or to feed oneRussian for seventeen years.“Inasmuch as the fund was startedwith the anticipation of collectingonly two or three hundred dollars,those who have been working with usdeserve special mention for their ex¬cellent showing, as well as those whohave made possible such an amountby subscribing,” commended TrofJenkins.APPOINTMENTS FOR GYMEX AMIN ATIONS NECESS A R YAll women intending to register forPhysical Education must be signed upby today. Women entering this quar¬ter will be required to take the Med¬ical examination given on Friday andSaturday of this week. Appointmentsoan be made at the offices of the De¬partment of Physical Education. Ap¬pointments for the heart-and-lungtests are to be made with Mrs. Cookin the doctors’ office. INTER-FRATERNITYiiPROGRAM FILLEDWITH 3 EVENTSDance, Bowling and BridgePlanned for WinterDiversionsTOURNEYS WILL BEGIN SOONInter-fraternity activities for theWinter quarter will start with adance Friday, Jan. 13, at the HydePark hotel. Tickets will be out thisweek, according to Reginald Leggette,who has charge of the affair, and willbe allotted to the various fraternitieson the basis of membership. Theprice of admission is $2.20. Hatch’s“Varsity Five” will furnish the syn¬copated harmony for the dancers, ex¬tra vocal accompaniments to be rend¬ered free of charge.Bowling will get off to a flying startMonday, Jan. 16, with twenty-fourfraternities entered for the tourna¬ment. Two leagues have been formed,as in last year’s contest, and the twoleading teams of each league willcompete in the deciding series at theend of the season.Bowling Lists Next Week“It is very important that thegames be played when scheduled,”said Walker Kennedy in an interviewyesterday. “The tournament must notrun over into the Spring quarter.Complete schedules for both leagueswill be out the first of next week.”As usual, the Reynolds club alleyswill be used.Harry Hargreaves has asked thatall fraternities wanting to enter teamsfor the inter-fratemity bridge tourna¬ment call him at the Kappa Sigmahouse, Hyde Park 7370, before tomor-iow noon. Twelve fraternities havealready entered, but plans for thetournament cannot be made until theentry list is complete.All - University DanceWill Be FirstSoph CaperMembers of the undergraduate bodywill feel quite at home tomorrow7 atthe opening of the social event of theyear, because Bill Stitsel and his Har¬per orchestra will function on one ofthe dance floors at the Reynolds club,the portals of which the Sophomoreswill open to all students of the Uni¬versity at 4. Bill Goodheart’s orches¬tra w'ill occupy the other floor.The sophomores promise a goodtime, and good music from orchestrasthat cause even the floors of the clubto quiver. During the autumn quarterthe Armament conference, the Prince¬ton game, and the P. C. have takenso much of the undergraduate’s timethat the deans of the sophs decidedto ban all social events for the periodfrom Oct. 1 to Dec. 23.Now that the toddle has been aban¬doned and many of the sophomoreclass are studying Mid-Victorian phil¬osophy, the Sophomore dance willagain climb to its place of social pres¬tige on the campus.RECEIVE DOZEN VOLUMESFROM SIAMESE LEGATIONTwelve volumes have been receivedby the University from the SiameseLegation at Washington, l). C., complimentary to the “Tripitaka” presented to several University librariesin 1895. They have been added to thefifty-nine received at that time andhave been placed in the Sanskrit andComparative Philology department inClassics library.Another recent addition to the li¬braries is a copy of the “Memoirs ofGerald Blunt of Chelsea, England,”by Reginald Blunt, published in London, 1911. Only a few copies havebeen received in America. This on"was sent to Prof. Wilkins who turnedit in to the University libraries.DAILY PROGRAMTODAYSpanish club, 4:30, Ida Noyes.Sociology club, 8, Classics 21. Tickets Go On Salefor Seniors’DinnerTickets for the first Senior dinner,to be held Friday at 6:15 in Hutchin¬son cafe, were placed on sale yester¬day. Robert Cole, Earl Little, EarlWooding, Virginia Hibben, MaryHayes, Marie Niergarth, AlfredBrickman, Helen Touzalin, and HarryHargreaves are selling the nuggets.The set price is 75 cents.The Phi Kap entertainers, BillHatch and “Legs” Leggette, willcarry on, and Virginia Foster will con¬duct one of her usual pep sessions.“We want a big turnout for ourfirst big party,” said President Coleyesterday. “The dinner will be overbefore 8, giving everybody a chanceto fulfill other engagements.”M. S. DEPARTMENTINSTALLS PHYSICALCULTURE COURSESGive Full P. C. Credit forDrill, Horsemanship, andPistol PracticeMajor Harold C. Marr, head of theMilitary Science department, an¬nounces the opening of a course inMilitary Physical Culture to be thefirst of its kind in the University.Class work will be divided intothree main divisions. They are: drill,to include instruction in Military Cal¬isthenics, and the work of the Can-noner and Gun Squad; horsemanship,to include equitation, jumping, Polo,and pra(tice in driving Artilleryteams, and pistol practice, to includecompetitive shoots with other insti¬tutions. A challenge from Cornellhas already been accented. All workis to be conducted by officers of theMilitary department.Average Three Hours a WeekThe course will average three hoursper week for full P. C. credit, and isso arranged that advantage can betaken of favorable weather for out¬door work. Only students taking theregular M. S. courses will be permit¬ted to register in Military P. C. Sec¬tions at 11, 1:30, and 2:30 have beenarranged.“The Military department hopes todevelop a high enough grade of horse¬manship,” says Maior Marr, “to per¬mit entries in the Couth Shore Coun¬try Club Horse Show in the Spring.”To Elect New PhoenixEditor — “WinterSports” NextBecause of the graduation of RogerCombs, the position of managing ed¬itor of the Phoenix is open. This ed¬itorship, eligible to anyone showingthe ability, will to work, and interestin the magazine that its editors de¬sire, leads to the position of editor-in-chief. There are also positions on thestaff for everyone else who displays areal interest in the work. There isan increased need for help on theFebruary issue, which is to be a“tricky number,” to quote the editor.The magazine also requires a stenog¬rapher.During the past quarter, the Phoe¬nix has been taking an increased placein all the conference comics, and noissue of “Judge” seems to be completewithout a few7 Midway wheezes. “Thisis all due to Bud Combs, who plannedthe layouts for the last number,” saidBoh Maxon yesterday. “He secured abetter grade of paper than we hadbeen using, and it was because of hiswork for the magazine that we havemade as rapid advance as the otherconference issues acknowledge.”Locke Douglas has also been active inchanging the plan of the Phoenix.”The next Phoenix, “Winter Sports,”will be out in three weeks, hut mate¬rial is still needed for it.German Posters On DisplayGerman political posters are on dis¬play this week in the Bridge connect¬ing the Law building and Harper.They are the property of Mr. Wil¬loughby, head of South Divinity, whohas just received them from Germany. REGISTRATION FORAUTUMN QUARTERSMASHES RECORDOfficial Statement Says Fig¬ures Vary Because of Un¬paid Library FinesCOLLEGES HAVE MAJORITYSix thousand tw7o hundred and fif¬teen students were officially enrolledin the University for the Autumnquarter, according to the final figuresfor the quarter, released yesterdayfrom the president’s office. This to¬tal establishes a new record for reg¬istration, exclusive of attendance inthe Summer quarter, 1921.Figures for the Autumn quarter oflast year were 5987; this total is lessby 228 than the present one. The 1921Autumn enrollment consists of 3314men and 2901 women. The total en¬rollment, henvever, includes the mem¬bership in the University college. Ifthis is deducted, the net total withinthe Quadrangles is found to be 4850,of whom five-eighths are men.Registration Figures VaryMore than tw7o-th'ids of the menstudents and more than three-fourthsof the women students on the campusare enrolled in the colleges of Arts,Literature and Science. Next to thisdivision in order of number in at¬tendance, come the school of C. andA., the Law7 School, the medical de¬partments, the School of Education,the Divinity School and the GraduateSchool of Social Service Administra¬tion, respectively.Enrollment figures vary from weekto week, with the result that no defi¬nite figure can be given as permanent.“The reason for this,” explained Dr.E. J. Goodspeed, secretary to thePresident, “is that no student is offi¬cially enrolled until he has paid ailfees due to the University. Studentsw7ho are backward in this respect arenot considered as members of theUniversity until they have paid allfees.”Fosterite Jumps Overthe Pales ofCelibacyMarriage has its well known ad¬vantages and disadvantages, but newsituations add new conditions—ofboth varieties. Witness the joys anddifficulties of Miss Elinor Hinton(what was) in executing the changein her last name.You see it was like this—Miss Hin¬ton (we really should say Mrs. Es-sick) went to Boston for the holidays.There is nothing especially peculiarabout that. But while in Boston MissHinton (we had to say it that time)and Bryant Essick, a senior at BostonTech, decided that marriage was thenext and most desirable step in asomewhat prolonged courtship. That’swhat happened. Perhaps you hadguessed it.Happiness occasionally begins withmarriage. The only experienced mem¬ber of The Daily Maroon staff saysit begins only occasionally. This seemsto he no exception, my dears. Mrs.Essick (what a relief to be able tosay it now) returned to school to findall kinds of difficulties. Friends, maleand female; were dubious. Some, wehear, were more than that—they wereinflamed. (These were the males,they say.)In Foster, where Mrs. Essick livedwhen she was Miss Hinton, and whereshe is now7 residing as Mrs. Essick,shoes, rubbers, and other time-honor¬ed—and worn—reminders of the leapplayed havoc in several directions.The elevator is now repaired. Mr. andMrs. Essick have returned to theirscholastic pursuits. Both will grad¬uate in June. While the flowers aregoing around—The Daily Maroonjoins in the congratulations.2 THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 5, 1922qUjr Daily iflarumtThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPuhllKhrd nu>nilui:n, «“x«e|>l Saturday, Sun¬day and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters l»y The DailyMaroon Company.Watered hh aeetnid elaaa mail at t lie Chi¬cago po»i office, Chicago, Illiuoia, March13, under the act of March 3, 1873.Offices Ellis 14'telephone Midway 800Member ofThe Western Conference l*re»» A*»ocl»tlonKltlTOlUVl. STAFFHerbert Kubel Managing FdltorLennox Urey News KdltorOlin Stanebury News KdltorUlchard Kllel Asst. News KdltorMary liayes Woman's KdltorArviil I.unde Athletics KdltorJohn Gunther Literary KdltorBartlett Co rain rk Dramatic Kdltorllarry Bird Feature EditorJean Brand Day EditorBussell Carrel I Day KdltorRussell Pierce Day EditorRobert Poliak Day Editor1 ^ouard Well Associate KdltorBUSINESS STAFFBurdette Ford Business ManagerJohn Holmes Advertising ManagerHoward Landau Advertising Asst.Leonard Seane Advertising Asst.Arthur Cody Circulation Asst.Herman Kahaker Circulation AsstThursday, January 5, 1922BLACKFRIARS’ NEW METHODSBlackfriars are throwing aside agreat many of the traditions and cus¬toms of their venerable organizationin an effort to improve the calibre oftheir 1922 show. And it seems thattheir new plans and methods of pro¬cedure are much more systematic andefficient.The first drastic change in their ar¬rangements was announced last June.At that time a new plan for choosingbooks for future productions wasgiven out. Scenarios were called forand those who wrote the four bestsketches were asked to develop theirthemes into plays. Judges picked“Anybody’s Girl” early in Octoberfrom the four books written by thewinners of the scenario contest.Another change in policy was theselection of the name “Anybody’sGirl” for the 1922 show. The allitera¬tion title tradition that has alwaysbeen distinctive of Blackfriar produc¬tions was disregarded. Other changesthat were particularly noticeable werethe hiring of Mr. Hamilton Coleman,the producer, for an entire year, in¬stead of a few months; the call forone man instead of several to writethe entire score; the scheduling oftryouts in January instead of March;and the new regulations for admittingmen into the Order.We congratulate Friars for beingrational enough to consider othermeans of procedure than those handeddown to them from former Boards ofSuperiors and staffs. But whether ornot the new methods will improve the1922 production is yet to be seen.TOO MANY PINS?Over-organization of student affairsis wrinkling the brows of college ed¬itors the country o’er. It has occurredto a number that undergraduate so¬cieties, clubs, orders, associations andcommissions existed upon their re¬spective eampi to repletion.Minnesota rails against the “joiner”—the man who belongs to every cam¬pus organization, and whose vestlooks like an Italian general’s. Stan¬ford warns against becoming mem¬ber in more than the absolute mini¬mum of clubs and benevolent leagues.To replace the vast number, many ofwhich seem to serve no better purposethan to justify jewelry and mention inthe college annual, a single studentorganization similar to the OxfordUnion is proposed. This organizationwould fulfill the purposes of thesmall-fry without the disadvantages.There is much to he said for a com¬prehensive association of undergrad¬uates of this sort. But, we ask, wouldit work? There must be, in a Uni¬versity of the size of ours, many amortal yearning for the honor of be¬ing president of something. Our pres¬ent multi-club system satisfies thiscomplex. To abolish at one swoop thisvast network of honors would merelycreate another large faction of mal¬contents in our already supermalcon-tented community.As a substitute remedy might weconsider some such plan as a Limita-t'on of Memberships conference?Faeh male undergraduate, say, to belimited to five organizations, each fe¬male to five, and eaeh member of thefaculty to three, preserving therebythe proper ratios suggested by ourable Trustee Hughes..An ideal budget for a Universityman might then include: (1) fratern¬ity or other eating club; 1 scholasticorganization such as Phi Beta Kappaor Ivory and Bone; 1 pool and howling r >The Secret of HavingPretty Pearly TeethNothing adds so much to one’sattractiveness as pretty pearlyteeth. Unfortunately few havestainless teeth, because even themost persistent brushing with theusual dentifrices will not removethose horrid brown, black or gray¬ish “plaques.” These are thin filmsof fat, found on all teeth, the den¬tist must scrape them off, or—thisis worth-while information—theycan he quickly removed by brush¬ing the teeth with Once-a-WeekTooth Polish, which can be obtainedat any drug store. You’ll not re¬gret trying this remarkable prod¬uct. You will be perfectly aston¬ished to see how glistening whiteand beautiful it will make yourteeth, without scratching or anyharmful effect. Furthermore, it’swonderful for keeping your gumsfirm and healthy. ,The regular useLof Once-a-WeekTooth Polish may save you all theannoyance of spongy, bleeding, re¬ceding gums and loose or decayedteeth. Sold at University Pharma¬cy, 1321 E. 57th St.—Adv.club; 1 church club such as the Brown-son or the Wesleyan, or the Y. M. C.A., if one be liberal minded; andBlackfriars. With this composite se¬lection men should have no difficultyeither in covering the worn portionsof the waistcoat with decorative me¬dallions or in meeting the demand formemory tokens.Choose Teams for Y. W.MembershipDriveCaptains for the Y. W. C. A. mem-berhsip drive have been chosen as fol¬lows: Ethel Rasmussen, DorothyPearman, Colette McFadden, MaudeJones, Ruth Seymour, and LouiseFletcher. The drive will start Mon¬day at 8. Captains have been askedto have every member of their teamsFriday at 12 in the Y. W. C. A. rooms.Materials and instructions for thedrive will he given out.The teams for the drive are as fol¬lows: Ruth Seymour, capt., EllaMarks, Margaret Loomis, Alpha Har¬per, Katherine Kilpatrick, MargaretNelson and Jane Donahue.Ethel Rasmussen, capt., DorothySugden, Elizabeth Fisher, Ella Tilles,Julia Rhodus and Dagney Textrude.Dorothy Pearman, capt., MadalynnO’Shea, Ethel Ilollingshead, CorinneNadelhoffer and Julia Hoffman.Colette McFadden, capt., ElizabethHyman, Winifred Ridgeley, MarthaWestwick, Linka Krasse and CarmelHayes.Louise Fletcher, capt, Helen Wells,Aileen Doughtry, Hariette Cocks,Judith Strohm and Agnes Robinson.Maude Jones, capt., Martha Gal¬braith, Cynthia Parnell, Elsie Kerhne,Helen Clinton and Jane Dygert.Patronize Our AdvertisersTHE FASHION LUNCH ROOM1004 East 55th StreetSPECIAL PLATE DINNEREvery day 45 centsSoup, Coffee, Potatoes, Vegetables andDesert, choice of the MeatsCOWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats,Cape and NeckwearBilliardsCigars, Cigarettes, PipesS. E. Cor. 55th and Ellis Ave.MERIT CAFETERIA1101 E. 63rd St., Comer GreenwoodConvenient to the UniversityYou see your food before orderingA large variety of vegetables andmeatHome cooking our specialtyHome made Pastry — ■~ -r:,: r ■■ ■ ■■ =OFFICIAL NOTICES University Shoe Repair Shop Midway 2111M. STEIN, Prop. HUGO CARLSONThe Ida Noyes Mandolin club willpractice today and tomorrow from 1to 6 in the North parlors of Ida Noyeshall.The Spanish club party will takeplace today at 4, in the North recep¬tion room of Ida Noyes hall.A dance given by the FreshmanWomen’s club for the men of theFreshman class will take place tomor¬row from 4 to 6 in the theater of IdaNoyes hall.The Graduate Women’s club willgive a tea tomorrow at 4 in the northreception roont of Ida Noyes hall.Mrs. Goodspeed will talk on the his¬tory and furnishings of the hall.The Junior class party will takeplace Saturday from 4 to 6 in the the¬ater of Ida Noyes hall.Woodlawn SewingMachine StoresTRUNKS AND BAGS1001 E. 63rd St. Dorchester 2834 1333 East 57th StreetNear Kenwood Ave.AL LWORK GUARANTEED—. Florist1375 East Fifty-fifth Street ChicagoTYPEWRITERSFOR SALE OR RENTandTYPEWRITING SUPPLIESWOODWORTH’S BOOK STORESTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO STORE1311 E. 57th St.—Telephone Hyde Park 1690THE LOOP STORE112S. Wabash Ave.—Telephone Dearborn 2259Ream Yellow Second Sheets $0.45Ream Vigilant Bond 90Ream De Lux Bond 1.25Ream Our University Bond 1.25Ribbon, all makes, best quality 85Carbon, best grade, per 100 1.50Remington Portable Machine, $60.00This Junior is learningto be a bankerIF you are putting in three hours a day in the electricallab, don’t be surprised twenty years later to find your¬self promoting a public utility bond issue. Or if you startin newspaper work, as like as not later on you will turn tomanufacturing or advertising or law.You don’t know where opportunity or inclination willlead you. I his fact has a great deal to do with your workat college not so much the things you learn ns the wayyou learn them.Don’t think of education as a memory test in names anddates and definitions. I hat knowledge is important, hutonly as an incidental. Of far greater value is the habit ofgetting at underlying laws, the basic principles which tie factstogether.1 he work of the pioneers in electrical experiment, atfirst glance confusing, is simplified once you realize thatmuch of it hinged upon a single chemical phenomenon, theaction of the voltaic cell.Analyze your problems. Look for fundamentals. Learnto connect a law or an event with what went before and whatcomes after. Make your education a training in logicalthinking.This ability to think straight, whether acquired inEngineering or Arts, is the biggest thing you can get atcollege. Its aid as a means to success applies equally towhatever work you take up—since men til processes are thesame everywhere. It is the pover which enables a mechanicto become sales manager, a lawyer to head a great industrialorganization Develop it, if you would be ready when yourbig opportunity comes./ lie executives of tins Company have beenchosen from all branches of the organization.It doesn't make much difference where youlearn to think straight, so long as you learn.THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 5, 1922 3Utittimnti) (EratotUmuNo. 3. The “C” BenchAlthough the “C” bench has been aUniversity fixture only since 11)13 amass of tradition gathers around it.Many a hot word has been bandiedbetween deans, and students, a^outthe relative rights of men and womenover the bench. In fact the question,Are women allowed to sit on the “C”bench? has not been thoroughly set¬tled yet.This is Prof. James Weber(“Teddy”) Linn’s view of the dispute.“A question such as this,” says thenoted mentor and authority on Uni¬versity history, “involves the differ¬entiation between tradition—and le¬gal rights. Of course if the women’slegal status is considered no ban canbe placed on their use of the “C”bench.”Dean Talbot To the RescueDean Talbot, however, rushes to thedefense with the following argument,“The ‘C’ bench,” says the dean ofwoemn, “was presented to the Uni¬versity by the class of 1913. Womencontributed more to the funds for itserection than men and no stipulationwas ever made that men had the soleright to use it.”We attempted to strike a balanceby going to see Dean Robertson.“Miss Talbot is right,” he said chiv¬alrously, “and Prof. Linn wrong.Women did contribute more than mento the erection of the bench. The be¬lief that the bench is for male usealone is u misconception that hasgrown up only in the past two years.It is not a tradition at all. A prom¬inent official in the class of ’13 hasverified this very fact twice in thelast year and a half.”Freedom of the “C" BenchConsequently it seems that if thefemales of the species care to use the“C” bench they can do so with im¬punity facing only the mistaken senti¬ment that has arisen in the past twoyears. Of course underclassmen mustshun its sacred circle.The bench is traditional inasmuchas it is a central spot on the quad¬rangles around which many meetingshave been held. The Three-Quartersclub has held its mid-day vaudevillewithin its stony barrier from time im¬memorial. What more appropriateplace to welcome the team home fromPrinceton, could have been found? Itis a handy spot to post advertise¬ments, swap notebooks, and gossip, averitable campus haunt.COACH NORGREN POLISHINGTEAM FOR OHIO GAME(Continued from Page 1)letter in 1918. McGuire has pickedup considerable experience during thelast two years and has been showinggood form this season.“Red” Bryan has been slow to getii to action this year due to injuriesreceived during the football campaignjust passed. However, he is again inshape to take his regular place, andhis return will strengthen the Varsitygreatly.==^= —■Advertising DirectoryThe Daily Maroon recommends thefollowing stores where Universitymen and women will receive full valueand special attention:Banking—Woodlawn Trust and SavingsBank.National Bank of Woodlawn.Clothing (Men’s)—Cowhey.M. Saks.Arrow Collars.Photographs—De Haven.Toloff.Supplies—University Bookstore.Wood worths.Milk-Bowman.Amusements—Mary Kiefer Dancing.Meals—Merit Cafeteria.MR. SMOKER!We carry a complete line of Cigars,Cigarettes and Smoker’s Articles.SAML. A. FISK823 E. 63rd ST.“The prices are right and the goodsare right” CONTEMPORARYCOMMENTSTARVING RUSSIAFrom the reports that reach ourears, the amount of suffering and pri¬vation that occurs daily in Russia isappalling to say the least. Eye wit¬nesses of conditions in that poverty-stricken country testify to the almostunbelievable distress that has envel¬oped the peoples of Eastern Europe.Words fail adequately to depict theuntold misery that the people of theseregions have undergone with no endyet in sight.According to the message whichMr. Paxton Hibben brought fromRussia, there are some three millioninhabitants, who are actually starv¬ing to death, without the remotestchance of deliverance from theirwretched plight. But altho these peo¬ples are almost beyond the reach ofaid, he stated that, with the help ofAmerica, twelve million of their com¬patriots might be rescued from a sim¬ilar fate. With the ghouls of starva¬tion and drouth sinking thru the land,every possible effort should be mad*to bring relief before Fate has decreedit too late.The very fact that these poverty-stricken races are not responsible forthe deplorable circumstances that theyfind themselves in at the present time,renders the situation all the more pit¬iable. Even today, the farmers inthat desolate country are practicingself-denial to send the small amountof grain which they had so carefullyhoarded up, to those centers of popu¬lation where the need is most imper¬ative. Made restless by the pang ofhunger, thousands of people roam no¬madic-like from place to place untilloss of consciousness arrests their tor¬ture.It is a bit hard for the majority ofpeople in this country to picture theghastly horror of such scenes as arecommonplace occurrences in Russiatoday. The work of the Quakers, whoare taking an active part in the con¬tinuous struggle against death in thatpart of the world, is the one ray ofhope amid the black clouds of des¬pondency. America, comparatively aland of plenty, should spare no effortsin extending some measure of herbounty to these starving peoples.—Columbia Spectator.UniversityPennant Shop1031 East 5.r»th StreetPennants, pillow tops, BannersWe make them and sell themfor lessWHIPHARROWJormfit CollarSUBSCRIBE FOR I•:THE MAROON •RATESQuarter Year jCalled for $1.50 $3.00Delivered 2.00 4.00Mailed 2.00 4.00!Cluett,Peabody & Co.Inc.Troy.N.Y.University Students Receive CourteousAttention atTHE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STORECigarettes Fountain ServingCorner Ellis Ave. and 55th St.Adjacent to Frolic TheatreTelephone Hyde Park 761 I'M mM Mf am kt Mf M < Ml /ATHLETIC SUPPLIESMENBest Shoes, Shirts, Pants, and Maroon SocksWOMENGym Shoes, Middies, Bloomers, Swimming Suits & CapsBRIEF CASESSAVE YOUR BOOKS! IT PAYSProvide yourself with a book bag rightnow.Our styles, our colors and our prices areright.Suit Case Special for Books, each $1.25.Leather, black, russet, mahogany, 1 to 4pockets, $3.25 to $15.00.Get them atThe University of Chicago Bookstore5802 ELLIS AVENUEjg“SECURITY Of Your Bank IsIncreased By Adequate SUPERVISION”NATIONAL BANK OF WOODLAWN63rd Street, Just West of KenwoodFEDERAL RESERVESYSTEMSupervised byCHICAGO CLEARING HOUSEASSOCIATIONUNITED STATESCOMPTROLLER OF CURRENCYA National Bank Serving The University CommunityMary KieferDANCING STUDIOPrivate LessonsBy AppointmentCLASSESEvery Tuesday and SaturdayEvening6512 Cottage Grove Av.FAIRFAX 999FITZGERALD’SDELICATESSEN1116 East 55th StreetHOT LUNCHES Photographs of Qualityat moderate prices837 E. 63rd StreetPhone Midway 3568Special Discounts to StudentsPatronize Our Advertisers ENUSPENCILST^V>R the student or prof.,. the superb VENUS out¬rivals all for perfect pencilwork. 17 black degrees and3 copying.American LendPencil Go.Xio Fifth Ave.New YorkII mTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 5, 1922Th« CampuaWVii.tUCALIFORNIA WEATHERWinter is King at this moment,they say—Hut what good are skates whenJup. Pluv. holds sway?Sciaties complain of their aches andtheir pains;King Winter does not reign—at thepresent, he rains. Prince Hal.THE CHIEF business of professors,judging from a two days’ survey ofclasses, seems to be discouraging un¬dergraduates from attempting theparticular subjects in which they hap¬pen to be enrolled. Prof. Herrick waspleased at the decimated attendancein English 142A following the firstday, when he painted a dreary pictureof the discomfitures of his course. Thesnap course—the bogey of the facul¬ty, the pot of gold to rainbow-ehas-ing undergraduates.ONE undeniable advantage of pre¬season games is that they mean noth¬ing when defeats, while clearly indi¬cating the strength of the team in thecoming race when victorious.A CAMPUS floozey has found anew7 use for her sea-going galoshes.She drops her next-morning’s workinto them before retiring, avoiding allpossibility of forgetfulness.BIG TEN TITTERSC. F. Sevedge won the prize at theannual poultry show for the bestwashed bird.—Purdue Exponent.Charles Platt, New York architect,declared himself greatly pleased withthe beauties alerady existing on thecampus.—Daily Illini.Time was when one could wear his“Sunday hat” to the library and ex¬pect to take the same one home.—Indiana Daily Student.“Leave jazz out of dances and itwould not be missed by the majorityof dancers,” Dean Mary Potter saidyesterday.—Daily Northwestern.Kappa Kappa Gamma is the victorin the recent Inter-Sorority contestfor the Makio loving cup.—Ohio StateLantern.WHILE on the subject, may we re¬mark that Arthur Koop is handlingbasketball news at the University ofLouisville ?A NOSE FOR NEWSOUR campus scout, Nije Bowers,gave us another of his valued tipsyesterday.“Why not write up that guy thatbombed the Chi Psi house just beforeChristmas?” sezze.Fill is Right(Yesterday’s Maroon)“On Jan. 22, Dr. Crothers willpreach.”“Dr. Harry Emerson Eosdick willfill the University pulpit on Jan. 22.”H.R.IT IS quite true that the Midwayfive lost its game with Colgate, butas yet nobody seems to have men¬tioned that the Easterners are thecream of the country.WITH Johnny Bryan back, maybethe Maroons will get the necessarypunch. It takes somebody like John-nv to make ’em see red.BIG GUN DRAWBACKSRESPONSIBILITIES hang heavyabove a senior’s head these days.With pictures to be taken, a Seniordinner to attend on Friday, sequencesto fill and grade points still in the off¬ing, it is no joke to be one. And thereis always the possibility that one maybe chosen Prom leader and be forcedto the necessity of renting a dresssuit.TUTS is a time for getting together.How7 many Cap and Gown grouppictures have you posed for?Birdie.INCREASE IN NUMBER OFFLUNKS CAUSED BY P. C.Although an unusual large numberof notices of failure and probationhave been sent out for deficienciesduring the past quarter, Walter A.Payne, University examiner, declaresthat this does not represent a fallingin the scholastic standard of students.The increased number of flunk notices,according to the Examiner is due tothe fart that for the first time, de¬linquents in physical culture are beingnotified. The receipt of a notice of failure inphysical culture, it is announced bythe P. C. department, serves to notifystudents of their deficiency, whichmust be made up before graduation.CLASSIFIED ADSROOM TO RENT—For lady student.Mrs. A. It. Dye, 6021 Woodlawn Av.FOR RENT—Suite of two or threerooms for three or four girls. 6025Kenwood Ave., 3rd floor. Mrs.Woodall. Hyde Park 629.FOR RENT—Single or double roomnear the University and convenientto all transportation. For womenonly. Dorchester 7732.TUTORING—Mathematics and Sci¬ence. Former instructor in a mili¬tary school. Midway 3766. Clark.FOR SALE—Full set of Encyclope¬dia Brittanica, $20.00. 4865 LakePark Ave.STUDENT SALESMEN WANTED—If you are interested in a good po¬sition for next summer, now7 is thetime to send in your name, as a na¬tionally known manufacturer is se¬lecting his force at this time. Giveaddress and telephone number andyou will be given complete informa¬tion. Address Cody, care of thispaper. Please write again. Tw7oletters lost. <aj T#NEAREST BANK TO THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGONew Building Under ConstructionWoodlawn Trust& Savings Bank1204 E. SIXTY-THIRD ST.Under State and National Supervisioniw IW'Sw >Wiw ttWtWSWiV'HERE’S YOUR CHANCE! Reallarge furnished room with kitchen¬ette. Two blocks from the campus.For $25.00 a month. Mrs. Wm.Arndt, 5718 Kimbark Ave. i LUCIA HENDERSHOTPrivate Dancing Lessons| In a course of five lessons one can; acquire the steps of the waltz, one-j step and fox-trot,Special Class Mon. Eves,j 1541 E. 57th St. Hyde Park 2314ttcfci/ru/iAtiu/w144 South W*ba«h AvenurCHICAGO. U S AALL SENIORS MUST HAVE THEIR PIC¬TURES TAKEN BEFORE JAN. 11, ORTHEY WILL NOT APPEAR IN THE CAPAND GOWN. Oh Boy!1SAXAPH0NES!CALL ATTom Brown’s Saxaphone Shopat 17 W. Lake St. (State Lake Bldg.)and let Tom Brown of the Famous“Six Brown Brothers” help you selectvour instrument. The Pure Food DiscussionIt makes no difference in the DianaChocolate Shop Establishment—Dr.Willey or no I)r. Willey—with Dianameans Absolute Purity. No drugs,harfhful or hurlers—just plain, honest,genuine old-fashioned quality ingredi¬ents, made up well and well served.Just pure, delicious, wholesome candy.DIANE CHOCOLATE SHOP924 E. 63rd STREETTHOUSANDS of smokers have proved it—and nowgive the verdict to you —Of all the other tobaccos NA3 URK has produced— none can approach the finest varieties of pure Turkishfor cigarettes—None has the delicious FLAVOR of the finest Turkish—None gives the ENJOYMENT of the finest Turkish—None will SATISFY you as will the finest Turkish—None but the highest grade and personally selectedTurkish tobaccos is used in MURAD.To enjoy 100% pureTurkish at its VERYBEST—to reach thePEAK of CigaretteQuality—you have butto smoke MURAD —Try MURAD to-duy and“Judge forYourself—!**BOWMAN’S MILKis Whole Milk!The BOWMAN’S MILK you getin your home is just as rich incream as when it was taken fromthe cow.Nothing has been taken from it.Nothing has been added to it.It comes to you in all its orig¬inal richness and sweetness.Perfect pasteurization by theBowman “holding” method de¬stroys all harmful bacteriawithout impairing the health-building vitamines so abundantin BOWMAN’S MILK.Ask our courteous driver toserve you.BOWMAN’S MILKA Surety of Purity Frank Jiacn 'j iieegFifth Avenue Boot lihopnear 4fith Street, New YorkMASTER-MADE FOOTWEAR/f^ -3y • .'Exhibit ShopsIn all the larger cities tir»M«;[ai[KMw!(KMK:ia;Hini>: a a a a a a a.a.a ala a a it a a a s::: a :: it a a s: it a.a.a.a.a.a a .a.-V*1V:: SPECIALReady to wear Overcoats$75.00 & $65.00Our Own Production at$45.00 & $37.50Full Dress Tuxedos to order$125 values at $65Young Men’s Suits, $75, $65and $55 values for$60, $50 and $37.50Pressing Done on All SuitsMade by us.MASTER TAILORM. Saks6253 Kenwood Avenue NEW AND SECOND-HANDBOOKSandSTUDENT SUPPLIESWOODWORTH’S BOOK STORESTHE UNIVERSITY OFCHICAGO STORE:1311 E. 57th St., near KimbarkTel. Hyde Park 1690 THE LOOP STORE:112 S. Wabash Ave.near MonroeTel. Dearborn 2259Open Evenings it