UNIVERSITY SING TONIGHT AT 7:15Battp iWaroonVol. 19. No. 98. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 20. 1921. Price 5 CentoCRISLER, IN FORM.PITCHES MAROONSTO EASY VICTORYLaSalle Errors Pave Way ForAll Chicago Runs inLoose Contest Sun Still Rises Daily,But — Where IsChanticleer?VARSITY WINS ON TWO HITSAlthough outhit four to two, theMaroons romped away with an 8-2victory over the LaSalle ExtensionUniversity team on Stagg Field yes¬terday. The Varsity piled up theirtotal on two ..ingles, combined witha flock of LaSalle errors. Crisler wasin great form, allowing but four hitsand striking out eight opponents.Four of the first six enemy batters toface him died via the strikeout route.Tight fielding by the Maroonsthroughout the contest kept the LaSalle team well in the rear, and theloose fielding and throwing of the vis¬itors enabled the men of Maroon toscamper around the bags almost atwill. Fedor played a whirlwind gameat .short, making some clever .stopsand throws. Dixon at first, alsostarred, as did Fryer, who made a sen¬sational pickup and throw of a hardhit ball.Maroon.s .Score Two in FirstThe Maroons started out with arush, scoring two runs in the firstinning on a walk to Dixon, Fedor’sbeing hit hy a pitched hall, and Yard-ley’s single. Two more markers cameacross the platter in the second roundwhen Pierce took a pitched ball on.the hand, and Curtis walked, both ofthem scoring a few moments later onCrisler’s hit.Errors gave the Maroons threemore in the third. Cole walking andPierce, Schultz and Curtis getting onthe paths through gifts of the enemy.The first three athletes to get ontrooped across the plate as the resultof LaSalle boots. The la.st Maroonmarker occurred in the fifth whenCole walked and advanced on bad pegsand scored on Pierce’s Texas Leaguerto left.Play Federal Reserve Nine TodayThe final practice game of the sea¬son will he staged on Stagg Field to¬day when the Marooins meet the Fed¬eral Reserve Hank U'am. After to¬day’s battle, the Varsity will keep inshape for the opening Hig Ten battleagainst Illinois at Crhana .Saturday.Crisler, after a four days re.st, willbe ready to go into the Indian battlein tip-top shape, and should give theHig Ten leaders a stiff fight for thehonors. Mr. Chanticleer, you may recall,was the bird that considered it histask to call forth the sun from itsnightly slumbers. One eventful day,however, he failed to appear for themorning crow, but the sun came upjust the same.Like the Dodo of old, who spent anOild moment in learning to fly, walk,and sing, the modem Chanticleerseems to have squawked a long la.stlingering squawk, and is about to beput away in preservatives for futuredissections by pre-medics. The earlymorning slumbers of certain Vermil¬lion tinted members of the studentbody will no longer be disturbed bythe bird’s revels.At lea.st so it .seems,, for—Former sponsors of the erstwhilestudent fortnightly, Harry Shulmanand Carroll Fenton, asset that theyhave relinquished responsibility forany future capers cut by the featheredcreature. Josephine Strode, mentioned 'as a possible rejuvenator, also statedyesterday that as far as she was con¬cerned, Chanticleer might be dusteddaily along side of the Dodo in thenew Field Museum. IA previous, and probably en'oneous 1rumor, went about the campus some jtime ago, to the effect that the Chan- ]ticleer staff would be reorganized on Ia style similar to that of the New' |Republic. The former editors do not Icommit themselves, and it seems that |we must remove our derbies in silent jtribute to its memory. SCENE DESIGNS FORFRIARS SHOW MUSTBE TURNED IN TODAYUndergraduates Submitting jSuggestions for Stage jSetting PROPOSE LAKE FRONT STADIUMFOR FUTURE VARSITY GAMESTICKET DRAWINGS TOMORROWScenery designs for “The Machina¬tions of Max,” 1921 Blackfriar show,must be handed in today to Paul Beck¬er, property manager, to be consid¬ered in picking the set for the show,it was announced yesterday. Any un¬dergraduate man may submit a pro¬posed set for the contest.The plan of selecting a scene sug¬gested by students is a new one forthe Blackfriar show, as hitherto setshave always been prepared by theauthor or producer. The scenery con¬test is expected to bring forth someoriginal and novel designs. The mansubmitting the winning setting willbe eligible for election to the Orderof Blackfriars.Dra’w Tickets TomorrowDrawings for tickets for the organ¬ization groups at the Blackfriar shows Iwill be held tomorrow at 3:30 in Man-^del hall cloister. Fraternities andclubs w'ishing a block of seats for anyof the performances will draw at thistime for first choice at the tickets.All orders for tickets must be accom¬panied by payment in full.Cast selections are being held byHamilton Coleman, producer of “TheMachinations of Max,” will be an-announced probably tomorrow. Dr. Goodspeed, Secretary to President, SuggestsMunicipal Bowl as Remedy for Congestion—Questions Wisdom of llliniStadium ProgramProf. Paris to SpeakTomorrow at CenterProf. Ellsw’orth Faris of the depart¬ment of Sociology of the University,will deliver the third of a .series offour lectures on “The Sociology ofPeace” tomorrow' at 11 .at the Abra¬ham Lincoln Center.The subject for this Thursday is“.‘Selfishness, Un.selfishnes, and Na¬tionalism.” The concluding lecturewill be on April 28 and will handlethe “Real Causes of the War.”Luncheon will he serv'ed at the Cen-ler after the meeting. The Center islocated at Oakwood Boulevard andLangley Avenue.On Sunday at .3, Carl Sandberg willpve.sent a group of poetry readings atthe Center. Mr Sandburg is a notednoet, and the author of “Smoke andSteel,” “Cornhuskers,” and “ChicagoPo<‘ms.” DEAN SHAILER MATTHEWSTALKS AT VESPER.S TODAYY. W. C. A. NEEDS WOMEN AS PKOp. WHITFORI) HAS WORKWORKERS IN SETTLEMENTS INSTITUTE EXHIBITIONSewing, C(M»king, Music and Kinder¬garten Workers Wanted hy SocialService CommitteeThe social service committee of theY. W. C. A. has issued a call for work¬ers to go to ten or twelve settlementsin the poor districts of the city to as¬sist in sew'ing, cooking, music, lunchcluh direction, kindergartening, andgirls’ club leadership. The commit¬tee meets on Thursdays at 12:46 inthe League room at Ida Noyes hall.Women who are interested in thiswork have been urged to attend thesemeetings or to see the chairman inthe League room between 11:30 and12:30 on Fridays or to sign theirnames on the poster on the Ida Noyeshall bulletin board.Organize Western ClubAll students who have lived in anyof the Western states, or who haveattended a Western college are elig¬ible for mmbership in the new West¬ern club now being formed. The clubwill aim to unite Westerners and willfeature social events. A May danceis being planned for the members.The first meeting will be heldThursday at 4:30 in Harper Ml6.Emily Becht will call the meeting toorder. A large attendance has beenexpected by the committee in chargeof the meeting. In the 19th Annual Exhibition ofAmerican and English Applied Arts,now open at the Art Institute, Assi.st-ant Prof William G. Whitford of thedepartment of Art Education, has sev¬eral pieces of pottery.The College of Education will en¬tertain at its .second Annual AlumniDinner and Reception, Friday, May 6.All former stu<lents, all students ofthe College of Education now in resi¬dence are urged to keep this eveningfree.The College of Education is plan¬ning to send an exhibition of art workfrom the Department of Art Educa¬tion to the Western Arts Association,which will be held in Peoria, Ill., May3-7. The exhibition will include fiftymounts of drawing, painting* and de¬sign, pottery, modelling, and othercraft work. Dean Shailer Matthews of the Di¬vinity school, will speak at the Ves¬per Services of the Y. W. C. A. todayat 4:30 in the League room at IdaNoyes hall. Jessica Bartlett will singand there will be other special music.Dean Matthews is well known as aspeaker and writer, and is also one ofthe mo.st prominent theologians in thecountry. A very intcre.sting programhas been prepared for the Vesper ser¬vices for this quarter. Miss JaneAddams, head of Hull House, is tospeak next week. The social .servicecommittee will take charge of thismeeting, litffore the service the Mem¬bership committee will hold a tea towhich all the new women studentsthis (piarter are invited. ;“’I'hese services are held every week jin order to bring together the mem- |hers of the Y. W. C. A. and to give 1spiiitual inspiration to those who feel Ithat this will he of help to them,” saidDorothy Augur, meetings chairman.All women students are cordially in¬vited. Noyes Awards given 325Ex-Service Men forQuarterThirty-four states are represented inthe La Verne Noyes scholarshipawards for the Spring quarter. Illi¬nois, Iowa, Indiana, Ohio, Kansas andMissouri had more than ten men re¬ceiving aid for this quarter. Ten otherstates had over 5 men on the list. Thegraduate school had a total of 114men; 35 from the school of Arts, Lit¬erature, and Science; 54 from the lawschool; 19 from the school of medi¬cine; and 6 from the college of edu¬cation. The undergraduate school,with a total of 211, had 167 from, theschool of Arts, Literature and Science,24 from the law school, 16 from themedical school, and 4 from the col¬lege of education.The scholarships are awarded eachquarter from a fund given by the lateLa Verne Noyes, and include tuitionfor the current quarter for a numberof ex-sevice men.KAPPA SIGS’ JAZZBAND IS FEATUREOF SING TONIGHTOrchestra to Play Popular Se¬lections; Virginia FosterIs LeaderORGANIZATIONS GO EN MASSE;NEW HISTORY TEACHINGBOOK WRITTEN BY TRYONBUI) COMBS TUNES UPFOR CAMPUS CLUB MAY 16An all-University dance with BudCombs and his crew of toddle tune-sters presiding over the festivities isto be given by the Campus club Fri¬day night. May 16, at Ro.salie hall.No features have been divulged butsomething distinctive and unusual byway of entertainment is promised bytho.se in charge.Tickets will be $1.66 a couple. They'.are at present on sale at the book¬store and at the Cap and Gown officebetweetx 11 and 12. Salesmen will beout in force in a few days. “The Teaching of History in Juniorand Senior High Schools,” by RollaMilton Tryon, Associate Prof, of His¬tory in the LTniversity, has just comefrom the press and promise to fill amuch felt need for a book includingthe fundamental “hows” of teachinghistory.Prof. Tryon’s latest publication isdesigned as an aid to the experiencedas well as the inexperienced teacherof History and deals solely with thetechnique of teaching and subjects di¬rectly affecting that teaching.The book of 300 pages is handsome¬ly bound and is divided into 12 chap¬ters, each dealing with a phase ofHistory in.struction. Ginn and Com¬pany are the publishers of the volume.TODAYMathemat'c club, 4:16, Ryerson 37.Vesper Y. M. C. A., Dean Mathews,4:30, Ida Noyes hall.Der Deutsche Sprachverein, 4:30,Ida Noyes hall.Psychological Journal club, 4:30,Psychological laboratory.Religious Education club, 7, HaskellInterfratemity Council, 7:30, Rey¬nolds club.Philological society, 8, 6766 Black-efnno AvM The Kappa Sig jazz band will bethe feature of tonight’s sing. It willbegin at 7:15 in Mandel, and will beled by Virginia Foster. The KappaSig orchestra has attained consider¬able reputation playing for localdances, and the Federation has securedthem to play three or four numbers.The accompanist for the music isto be Gertrude Peiffer. Miss Peiffergraduated from the University lastquarter and is well known for herPortfolio music. “The Streets of OldSinghai” and the “Chinese Garden”w'ere among the pieces that were usedin the production.Hall Women Meet at FosterBesides the usual University songs,all the popular songs will be in order,such as “Mammy,” “I Never Knew,”“Broadway Rose,” and “Bright Eyes.”All the women from the dormitories,whether off-campus or on campus, areto meet in front of Foster hall at 7:10and go in a group to Mandel. Thefraternities will go in their separategroups and sit together. The Campusclub is al.so sending a delegation.The Federation is particularly anx¬ious to have every member of theUniversity turn out tonight; since thesuccess of this Sing will be significantin determining the future course oltheir management. Tonight the newplan of having a University studentlead the singing will be tried out. Be¬fore this an off-campus man has al-w'ays been conductor. If this planproves successful, many other Singswill be given in the afternoon in theopen under the management of the.students.Fudge Party for PublicistsThe Publicity committee of the Y.W. C. A. will hold a fudge party to¬morrow from 6:30 to 8 in the Y. W.C. A. room in Ida Noyes hall. Allwomen intere.sted in art or in mak¬ing posters have been cordially invit¬ed to attend the party. “Chicago’s need for a new athleticstadium doubtless will be satisfiedwhen that need becomes pressing” isthe alient point in a tatement by Dr.E. J. Goodspeed, secretary to thePresident, w'ho has been in touch withUniversity expansion, “and that needshould be satisfied far beyond the a.s-pirations of any other university inthe west.”He implied that Chicago is not tobe a party to such stadium buildinghysteria as seems to be sw’eeping theuniversities of the country. Of all theannounced projects Dr. Goodspeed de¬clared that the one agitated at theUniversity of Illinois recommends it¬self as perhaps one of the least rea¬sonable, situated as the stadium willbe in a small town, where conceivablyit can be filled twice a year.Dr. Goodspeed’s statement, howeverwas a departure from the inquiry pre¬viously raised by The Daily Maroonas to what is to be done to Stagg fieldas crowds at football games grow toolarge for its accommodations. It doesnot concern the enlargemnet or recon¬struction of Stagg field at all. It turnson a different point, and opens to alarger field of consideration.Lake Front Stadium for GamesThe immense project involving theField museum in the scheme of beau¬tifying the lake front, likewise in¬cludes an immense .stadium south ofthe new museum. “A spur to the ex¬ecution of this part of the project,”declares Dr. Goodspeed, “doubtlesswill he the ultimate need of the Uni¬versity for more athletic room.”With planned seating accommoda¬tions for 60,000 and auxiliary seatsI for 40,000 more, the LTniversity w’ouldj have at its disposal a stadium moreI commodious than any other in thej country, not excluding the Yale bowl.I Mayor Favors PlanI The secretary to the President point-j ed out that such a use of the stadiumj could not but have been in the mindsI of the designers, and that one of thestongest supporters of such a plan isMayor Thompson, whose name is cou-I pled with several famous players of• the days when the prominent athleticj clubs of the city produced champion-I ship gi’idiron teams, and who has1 never ceased to be a football enthu-j siast.! Regarding possible changes and en-I largements in Stagg field in the nextfew years. President Harry Pratt Jud-I son and Coach A. A. Stagg declareI that no action is under consideration,i Dr. Goodspeed expres.sed the opinionI that probably more ample facilitiescan and will be provided when archi-I tects are set to work on the imme-i diate problem, but that no such stepsi have yet been taken.Stagg Field Has AdvantagesHaving an athletic field, not a .sta¬dium, as a part of the campus is ex¬pressly looked upon by Coach Stagg,Dr. Good.speed and faculty members,as one of the greatest of possible ad¬vantages, and it is unlikely that ideasto alter its plans would ever be enter¬tained. Yale, among other schools,has its famous stadium several milesfrom the campus.To date, there is little indication.Dr. Goodspeed points out, but thatStagg field will be able to accommo¬date the ordinary crowds of the nextfew' years, despite the new and wide¬spread intere.st in football. The esti¬mated figure of 33,000 for the attend¬ance at the Ohio game last fall iscontradicted hy the official figure of27,645, and the circumstances herewere extraordinary and not met morethan one other time during the sea¬son.And here, as in other things, maybe an evidence of farsightedness inbuilding the University.2 THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY. APRIL 20. 1921.a?Federation SewingRooms Open DailyU/lir Satly iflariuinTh? Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPubittheil inomingi, except Saturday, Sundayand Monday during the Autumn. Winter andSpring quartcri. by The Daily MaroonCocipinyKiitered aa Mooinl claai mail at the CU-cago poatoffce. Chicago. Illinoii. March 13,HOe irndar the act of March 3, 1873.Offtc*g EHis 14Telephone Midway 800Wednesday, April 20, 1921KNOW YOUR UNIVERSITYDo you know' that—The first I'niversity heat, light, andpower plant was located in the base¬ment of Cohb hall? The expansion ofthe institution made necessary twoother plants, one on the south end ofSnell, and one on the north end ofBeecher. These soon proved inade¬quate and it became evident that acentral plant was needed. The enlarge¬ment of the campus made the task adiflicult one. The buildings of the.School of Education were nearly halfa mile from the proposed site. Mr.Rockefeller sent his own engineer toconstruct the plant. Contracts wereauthorized in March, 1901, in 1902 thebuilding was reported completed, andthe installation of motors and othermachinery was begun. But it was atonce realized that the plant was notlarge enough, and before the machin¬ery was fully installed enlargementbegan. The plant covers an area of17,000 square feet, and the smoke¬stack is 17.^ feet high. The final costof the plant was .$44.'»,000.A STADIUM The Federation Sewing room is openevery clay until 5:30. On Wednesdaythe closing hour has been changed to•l:.30 in order that the women mayattend th Y. W. C. A. vesper service.“An average of twenty women a day icome up to sew,” said Ruth Metcalfe,chairman of the Social Seiwice com¬mittee, “and we hope that more eagerworkers will attend at least one after¬noon a week to make the garments,which are so badly needed for thebabies at the Lyin-ln Hospital.”A trip to the hospital will be madeunder the auspices of the Federation jFriday. Women who are interestedin touring the wards have been askedto sign their names on the placard inthe Sewing room. The group willleav'e Ida Noyes lobby at 3:30. iPlayers Asked to MeetAll members of the Dramatic clubwho are interested in the special per¬formance of “John Ferguson” are ask¬ed to meet today at 4:30 in Cobb 12A.Will Ghere, Charles Beckwith, Frank¬lin Andrews, Lionel Friend, LenoxGrey, Ellen Coyne, and Eva Kohl arerequested to be present. Freddie Starr FindsAlumni Even in TokyoA.'Soeiate Prof. Fredmick Starr,who is now in Japan on a leave ofabsence, found that even in the landof the Rising Sun, Chicago men areto be found, and duly recorded thatfact in his notes. Prof. Starr was theguest of honor at a dinner given bythe University of Chicago club ofTokyo. In an address to the club hetold of conditions at {he University,and his remarks were of great inter¬est to tlu' alumni who attended.GET ABAYSTATELEATHERTo Keep Out Wirld and ColdBARGAIN AT $6.00 POSTPAIDMade of genuine sheepskin, linedwith real moleskin, windproof,sleeveless sport jacket. For mo¬toring, golfing, tramping, snow,shoeing, fishing, hunting — anyoutdoor sport or work. High orlow neck for men, V neck forwomen. Money back if not satisfiedSent carriage free upon receipt of $6LYONS MANUFAaURING CO. I! Subscription rates to theMAROONIWinter Quarter Winter and Spring Quartera, $1.50 $2.25Del. or Mailed Del. or Mailed' $2.00 $3.00I Business Office: Ellis 14ELoffijO"lAe master drawingpencilA man is judged by thepencil he keeps.A well-sharpened Dixon'sEldorado is a friend to beproud of.o-KiMT niXDN CRrcini.F. ro.‘eucil Dept. Jrrsry City, \Can(»ritapiX. K. « Cu.,1.1.1.Turvot#The plan to hold football games inthe big stadium which the city of Chi¬cago has planned for the lake frontsounds very promising. A huge sta¬dium near the University would cer¬tainly seem an asset but the foolish¬ness of building such a stadium atenormous expen.se is plain even to anundergraduate mind.Illinois, Ohio, California and manyother big universities have plans forstadiums but their plans require a big“drive” for funds from students andalumni. We are relieved of this diffi¬culty and in addition we may have theuse of a much more pretentious sta¬dium than a university could afford tobuild.A MEFTTINGWe see by the official calendar thatthe Board of Physical Culture andAthletics is to meet next Saturdaymorning at 9. We don’t know w’hatthey’re meeting about. We hope it isnot simply a matter of fact meetingfor routine simply because the timehas come when a meeting shouldoccur.We remind the board, very humbly,that the gym ciuestion is still in theair.WHY—Is a moustache race?A SHORTERSHORTHAND SYSTEMIN TEN EASY LESSONSThis course covers ten easy lessoniwhich will enable the Student, Pro¬fessor, Journalist, Doctor, Lawyer oranyone .seeking a professional careerto go through life with 100 per centefficiency.THIS COURSEIs short and inexpensive, and iagiven with a money back guaranteeif not satisfied.SEND THIS CLIPPING TODAYr NPYRAMID PRE!«;.Si PUBLISHERS1416 Brodawy,New York CityGentlemen: Enclosed herewith is.<,5.00 for which kindly send meyour shorthand course in ten easylessons by mail. 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Camels are sold every^where in scientificallysealed packages of 20cigarettes for 20 cents.R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company, Winston-Salem, N. 0.1.wV 1 'f 1 •» THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY. APRIL 20. 1921.Appropriate SlavianPlay in Friday ShowThore is a rather nice appropnate-ness in the selection of the cast forBernard Shaw’s “O’Flaherty V. C.’’,one of the three one-act plays to begiven in the progi-ain of the Univer¬sity Settlement Benefit in Mandel hallFriday. The play Is one of Shaw’scharacteristic discussions of the GreatWar, O’Flaherty being an Irish hold¬er of the Victoria Cross at home onrleave. The role is carried by Mr.Amie Millet, who was for 18 monthsin the French service before the en¬trance of the United States to thewar, and then for 18 months a holderof a commission in the AmericanArmy. Mr. Millet’s qualifications forthe part are not solely military, how¬ever, as he is very competent in thisrole which combines comedy with high.seriousness. Mrs. Lucy Blair Linn,his Irish sweetheart, was also in warwork on the other side.Dean Boynton, who play the role ofa British General, Sir Pearce Madi-gan, reports that his war service waslimited to war-loan speaking, butpoints out that, judging from the linosif he had been a general he would nothave been any more futile than SirPearce was.Psi U Sun Parlor to GetOnce Over bySeniorsBoy—Get Bill Shakespeare on theOuija board.For wasn’t it Bill that said, “Stran¬ger things have 1 yet seen or heard,etc.’’The far famed Psi U sun parlor isto be opened for the first time onSunday, April 24, at .3:80. At thattime dignified seniors will .stalk forthto the Psi L' house for the Senior tea.Although, as formerly, dancingwill be tabooed, members of the classsocial committee say that there wnllbe many novel features, in the formof an afternoon’s entertainment, andas usual the food served will be trueto form and flavor.Seniors have been asked to comesingly, doubly, or in groups, the onlyrestriction being that all present mustbe members of the class of ’21.Hold W. A. -V. Initiation TonightFifty women will become membersof the W. A. A. at the initiation ban¬quet tonight at G in Ida Noyes the¬atre. 'fhe members will go to theFederation sing in a body followingthe meeting. .Seventy-five cents willbe charged for the dinner. Initiateswill be guests of honor and no pay¬ment will be required. Tickets maybe procured at tl.c door, as room hasbeen provided for 26 additional per¬sons.Presbyterians to DanceThe Presbyterian club will give adance Friday at 8:30 in Ida Noyestheatre. The tickets cost twenty-fivecents each and may be purchased atthe door.Black Bonnets MeetAll Black Bonnets will meet tomor¬row at 12 in Ida Noyes to plan a the¬atre party and discuss the big eventof the year w’ith the Yellow Jacketsand Blue Bottles.Federal Board Meets TodayA meeting of the Federal Board as¬sociation of the Y. M. C. A. will beheld today at 4 :.30 in Ellis. All mem¬bers are reque.sted to be present.Your best bet—Maroon ClassifiedAds bring results.McADAMS FLORISTJ. La Grotta, Prop.Phone orders from studentsgiven prompt attentionCorner 53rd & Kimbark Av.Phon es: Midway 9559Hyde Park 1 8 A BRAND NEW SENSATION“Husk” O’Hare’sToddle RascalsThe Idolsof Dancedom.AvailableFor Your DancesPhoneHARRISON 103New York UniversitySchool of RetailingOffersLimited NumberService Fellowships$700-$800Cla.ss Work in Morning.Store .Service in AfternoonParticulars writeDR. NORRIS A. 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You’llwaste no time preparing and rubbing in the lather.You merely wet your face—then spread Barbasol onand shave it off.And after the Barbasol shave, your face will be cooland smooth, glowing with cleanliness and comfort.Barbasol is sold by aU real Friend-to-Man druggists.35 cents a tube.The Barbasol Company, Indianapolis See a BarbedPole, Thinkof BarbasolDoes «J:«1 Kj.Kj «r«l:*5MSISalesmanship Appeal To You?51 J!;K! 5!; 5: it it 5t )! 5S 5: 5! it ii !: U )!'5! 5! !«, 5S 5£; St;Would you like to round out your year of academic work withthree months of practical experience in selling by a plan thatis pleasant and profitable?GEO. F. CRAM CO. can give the right sort of college studenta contract that insures profitable summer work.The work is not conducted along the lines of ordinary canvass¬ing or agency work. The course of practical training in scien¬tific salesmanship given you in your own definitely reservedfield of work insures success from the start.We can refer you to men in your own school who made alltheir college expenses selling our atlases.If we accept your application for employment, we back ourconfidence in you by guaranteeing minimum earnings of $7a day.If you need money and are willing to work, write today.Address:THE GEO. F. CRAM CO.Atlas Headquarters Est. 1867ill N. Market St. Chicagorjf [5<:|g;iiq«T« [k!« lufw 15« 1« |k |5«,(m iu Lw |k iu i5jjK Ih ,K R' 5< 'TilFOR Ur-TO-DATE COLLEtiE NEWS READTHE DAILY MAROONSI BSCRIBE NOW BUSINESS OFFICE ELLIS 14i4 THE Daily march )X. WEDNESDAY. APRIL 20, 1921.The diction of our modem slangIs being used to spoof usA grind whose marks are always AIs usually a goofus.Russell Pierce, commonly known asWishbone because his means of loco¬motion have a tendency to wanderfrom the true perpendicular, gave avery startling impersonation of theBat when he knocked out a home runwhile practicing indoor baseball yes¬terday.Jimmy Clare, who is one of the tri¬umvirate who are tossing the Maydance this Friday, remarked in Har¬per yesterday that WCG doesn’t meanwe can’t go.We learn something new every day.According to the musical program inyesterday’s Maroon there must bestudios of harmony in the vicinity of43rd and Halsted.We hate to razz the editor for tworeasons, one being that he’s our boss,and the other being that he’s a friendof ours, but according to his editorialyesterday he informs us to leave ourvulgarity at home where it belongs.Athletic SingersJust because a guyHolds down secondBass in the GleeClub is no reasonFor him to thinkHe’s a ballPlayer.According to Eleanor Mills the peo¬ple residing in Chicago ought to bevery courageous because they breathe.so much smoke they’re full of grit.The most popular guy for the cush¬ioned cell this week is the bird thatspent two hours at a formal dinnertrying to blow the foam off a char¬lotte russe.Now that spring is here whywouldn’t it be a good idea to followup the antics of the proverbial lamband find a pair of dice so we can gam¬ble on the green?Said the young man as he jumpedoff the bridge—This is the end.SLIMESS. FRENCH OFFER SEVENTEENGRADUATE SCHOLARSHIPSTen at Bordeaux, Seven at ToulouseAvailable to U. S. StudentsSeventeen graduate scholarships,ten at the University of Bordeaux,and seven at the University of Tou¬louse, are available to American stu¬dents, according to a communicationreceived by Dean Robertson from theAmerican Council of Education.The scholarships are offered by theFrench Department of Education andthe Office National des UniversitiesFrancaises in appreciation of thescholarships awarded French studentsin America.Must Be Under 30Scholarships are open to men underthirty who are graduates of an ac¬credited college and who have a fairknowledge of French. Only Americanbom are eligible for the scholarshipand fellowships.The academic year begins in No¬vember and ends in June. The tenBordeaux scholarships carry free tui¬tion only in the recommended subjectsof Political Science, Law, History andGeography, Tropical Diseases, andFrench Language and Literature.$700 Plus TuitionThe Toulouse scholarships carry$700 in addition to the free tuition.Other scholarships bearing free tui¬tion only at that institution are avail¬able in Chemistry, Electrical Engi¬neering, Agriculture, Hydrology,French studies and kindred subjects.Successful candidates for eitherUniversity will receive a 30 per centrebate on passage to and from France.This makes the total transportationalexpense to be borne by the studentabout $85 each way.Require CredentialsFiVe credentials will be required ofevery applicant. They are: a state-jment of work done by the student,*birth certificate, photograph, healthcertificate from college or family phy¬sician, and testimonials from two pro¬fessors with whom the applicant hasstudied and from the college officialsas to the character, ability and prom¬ise of syccess of the candidate. Someaccount of the applicant’s purpose instudying abroad should also be givenin the letter.All applications and te.stimonialsmust be in the hands of Dr. I. L. Kan-del, 522 Fifth Avenue, New York City,by May 1.Your best bet — MaroonClassiffied Ads bring results.Try one .today!Y. W. C. A. PLANS ANNUALDRIVE FOR GREEN FUND CLASSIFIED ADSThe Freshman commission of theY. W. C. A. is making plans for theannual drive for funds for the Mar¬garet Green Memor'al Fund whichwill be held some time in May. Thisfund has been augmented each yearsince 1916 and now amounts to a con¬siderable sum of money.Loans without interest are madefrom this fund to junior and seniorwomen at the Univers ty who are inneed of financial aid in order to con¬tinue their course at the University.The drive is conducted each year bythe Eie^hman commission in thememory of Margaret Greene, a for¬mer student at the University whowas greatly interested in work of theY W. C. A.hauwwt C/KLAfiD.HoUAMa.tS»0ntmAND. fTAtr tB^r)9AA‘ zoning /WiAmerica-VfcLLOWSTONECAetAOtANAlaska ColorCMITB-GlashR'kaAOO'AMIKR..Saguenay* Lm(BLaoSkwce/^WiuigAMfroA ruirrMtfi iN^oMUtnoM wmrt cmT Oc iS TPOl-TOS COM U.XOWi,e r>r«*id*ntMW JKSCftSQN PLVP.MANICURING .SHAMPOOINGKENNEDY SHOPSMARCEL WAVING1214 E. S.lth St. 1155 E. 63rd St.Midway 3081 Hyde Park 2643Student Rate at 55th St. Shop WANTED —College musician to or¬ganize and manage dance orchestra.Write to the Press Bureau, No. 33.431 S. Wabash.LOST—Kappa Sigma pin; initials C.H. V. Return to Maroon Office. Re¬ward.F'OR SALE—Beautiful Bull Terrier,cheap for good home. 6219 Black-.stone Ave. H. P. 5863H.ARPERHarper .4re. atSSd St.—Mat. DailyExelnaire Hyde Park ShowingWEDNESDAY and THURSDAY,April 20 and 21PriHcilla Dean and Lon Chaney“OUTSIDE THE LAW’’Also LARRY SEMON in‘THE HICK’’ Aak (or theTogaIm■^cpoRrqXhoeThe Smut Looking. Populu Shoe.o, CAMPUSCLASS ROOMIdeal, All Round College ShoeSame High Quality aa theTOM LOGAN GOLF SHOEl( your <leal«r cannot aupply youwrite us (or catalog ana pricesTHOMAS H. LOGAN COMPANYHudson. Mass.Subscribe for The Maroon! NURIDTURKISHCIGARETTEMrs. Fox was bragging one day about the largenumber of her cubs.“How many cubs do you bring into the world atone time?” she asked the LIONESS.“Only ONE,” replied the Lioness—“but it’s aLION.”MURADS COST 20 CENTS for a BOXof 10—BUT THEY’RE MURADS!MURADS would be lower priced if we left outall or part of the 100'^- Turkish tobaccos of the pure^and be^I varieties grown—or if we substituted inferiorgrades of Turkish tobacco.But they wouldn’t beMURADS—they’donly beFoxes!'^Jud^e for yourself—/”Special attention is calledto Murad 20s in Tin Hnxes j . Hakmy of (A# QcodfRead The Daily Maroon for All the Campus NewsThe Talk of ChicagoHere is the greatest mid-seasonclothing opportunity this store hasever brought to your attention.If you have not—or even if you have—pur¬chased a spring suit, by all means see thesewonderful silk-lined garments. Thousandshere from which to select the right model —the right pattern and color to suit your indi¬vidual taste.Other fine Huits from $30 to $75(Second and third floors)State and Jackson—on the N. E. Cornerr.'rj