Vol. 19. No. 97. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, APRIL 19, 1921. Price 3 CentsMERRIFIELD’S BONERGIVES ILUNOIS STEELCO. BASEBALL GAMESchultz Uncorks Pair of WildHeaves with Bases Loadedinr the SeventhDIXON AND FRYER STAR AT BATMAROONS 7ARMOUR PACKERS.... 9Maroon ball tossers taste<l defeatonce more Friday when they bucked jup against the Illinois Steel Co. nine iand succumbed 10-5. Poor coaching:was responsible for the enemy victory jas the Maroons were breezing along :way out in front until the seventh |Inning, when mistakes by Coach Mer-rifield gave the visitors their openingwhich resulted in enough runs toswamp the Varsity.Palmer started the combat on themound and pitched along with a 3-0lead until the fifth, when he wasforced to retire becausee his hand wasinjured by a hard hit ball. Chenicekthen took up the hurling duties andlasted until the seventh, when he went |wild and choked the bases with op- iponents.Schultz Clears the BasesHere the coach stepped in and pulledChenicek, calling Schultz from rightfield to <lo the hurling without anypreliminary warming up whatever. As,a result of being cold, Ileinie Schultz Iuncorked two wild pitches, clearingthe bases and pushing the IllinoisSteel Co. team into the lead. Schultzwas then yanked an<l Davis, an inex¬perienced recruit, was sent in. Thevisitors fell upon his offering withmuch gusto, and piled up a lead whichthe Maroons, fighting gamely, wereunable to overcome.Dixon and Fryer were the heavy}Maroon batU rs, getting two singles:each. Fedor and Capt. Cole al.so shone jat the bat, Fedor featuring the gamewith a long tripel over the center-fielder’s head and scoring a momentlater on a wild pitch.Three Games This WeekThe La Salle Extension UniversityW'ill be the Maroons’ opponents onStagg h'ield today, while the FederalReserve Bank nine will oppo.se theVarsity tomorrow. Hot battles areexpected from both teams.Saturday will witness the openingof the Big Ten season by the Maroonswhen they journey to Urbana to takeon the strong Illinois team. Crisler Iis being groomed fo i*the battle, andis expected to give the downstatersa tough battle for the game.Virginia Reber InjuredWhen Auto Hits Tree!One calamity re.sulted from last,week’s storm, when Williard Balhat-chett tried to make his Ford coupe jclimb a tree in Washington Park,while escorting Virginia Reber homefrom a dance. However the car re¬fused to climb and Miss Reber wasthrown headfirst through the wind¬shield. Bal got out with nothing morethan a cut on his right wrist. Whenque.stioned, Bal claimed that he wasnot going over fifteen miles per, andthat he could not see the tree whichhappened to be under an arc light.Moral: Don’t take your girl drivingin the park after the dance, as “Liz¬zie” is liabel to buck.«Y” SECRETARY SPEAKSON CONDITIONS IN CHINAArthur Rugh, national students .sec¬retary for the Y. M. C. A. in China,addressed a group of students on con¬ditions in China last night in a Y. M.C. A. conference held in the Reynoldsclub. Most of those attending wereleaders in the Chicago in China driveheld at the University during the Win¬ter quarter.to its principal thematic material,based on South Russian or Servianfolk-song. The principle theme of themarch is found in a Servian folk-song“Come, my dearest, why so sad thismorning?” Fragments of the Russiannational hymn are heard in it. Bath for Cobb Hall OnlyMishap by StormHereOutside of a bath for Cobb hall anda few broken panes of glass, the cam¬pus weathered the blast of the weekend without mishap.While the consen'atory glasses inSouth Park were caving in under thepressure of the high wind and thedriving hail and Lake Michigan wassplashing all over the neighborhood,shrubbery, glass and trees about theUniversity miraculously e.scaped dam¬age, according to Supt. Flook’s office.Perhaps the only real casualty suf¬fered was the bath which the north¬east face of Cobb hall received. Theheavy wind, sweeping acro.ss the opencampus, whirled the pellets of hailheadlong against the old gray surfaceand removed an accumulation of Chi¬cago much after the fashion of a sandblast. At least, that is the supposi¬tion.Ryersonally speaking, it may beonly an optical allusion, but never-the-less, the fact remains that therehas been a change whether due toGold Du.st, Flook, hail or agitatinglight waves.SCHUBERT’S TENTHSYMPHONY FEATUREOF LAST CONCERTUniversity Orchestral Associa¬tion Presents Final Pro¬gram of Year TodayOFFER MOZART’S MAGIC FLUTESchubert’s Tenth Symphony willfeature the last concert of the Uni¬versity Orchestral as.sociation todayat 4:15 in Mandel hall. The completeprogram is as follows:Overture to “The Magic Flute” ..MozartSymphony No. 10, C major.. SchubertAndante-Allegro ma non troppoAndante con motoScherzoFinale“Iberia,” Images pour Orchestra,No. 2 Debussy“In the Streets and by the Way-side”“The Odors of the Night”“The Morning of a F’ete Day”Marche Slave, Opus 31. .Tschaikowsky“.Magic Flute”, Important Work“The .Magic Hute,” the only consid¬erable opera of Mozart, was the lastcompleted work of importance whichthat marvelously gifted man .set down.In its presentation he has seemed tobe more or less the dupe of EmanuelSchikaneder, a happy-go-lucky stroll¬ing actor and musician, who managedto acquire most of the profits and theglory from the work. The overtureitself consists of an Adagio or Intro¬duction of portentous chords whichare generally believed to have .someMasonic symbolism, an elaborate fig¬ure (Allegro) and a return to theoriginal motive.The tenth Schubert symphony in Cmajor was completed in 1828, the lastyear of the composer’s life and oneof prodigous activity. The length anddifficulty of the work were obstacleswhich blocked its frequent perform¬ance and it was not until Mendelssohnthen the conductor of the Geewand-haus concerts at Leipzig, perceivedthat “it stood at quite the head of hisinstrumental works,” that it becamebetter known.“Iberia” Gets Mixed Applause“Iberia” is the second of a set ofthree orchestral works called“Images.” It received its first per¬formance in 1910 at one of the (Con¬certs Colonne. Gabriel Pierne was theconductor. As at previous perform¬ances of work by Debussy, the publicreception was a mixture of cordialityand hostile indignation. There wasmuch applause mingled with shrillwhistling and other noises. The sig¬nificance of the title is clear when weare reminded that Iberia was the an¬cient Greek name for the countryknown to the Romans as Hispania, andto us as Spain.Tschaikowsky’s “Marche Slave,”compo.sed in 1876 for a benefit concertfor wounded Russian soldiers, is, as OPENING NIGHT OFFRIARS SHOW WILLBE FORMAL AFFAIRDraw Fraternity and ClubTickets Thursday—SaleOpens MondayNOVELTY STUNTS ARE PLANNEDFratemities and women’s clubs willdraw for preferred positions at “TheMachinations of Max,” 1921 Friarsshow, Thursday at 3:30 at the Black-friar box office in Mandel hall clois¬ter. The entire left center section ofthe main floor is being reserved eachnight for organizations.Friday, May 13, will be “formalnight,” and evening dress will be inorder. Fraternities which are unsuc¬cessful in drawing the best seats forthe opening performance may comeformal evening, it is announced. Goodseats are assured for all organiza¬tions by the reservations which havebeen made.Groups Plan to Go in BodyA number of fratemities have al¬ready made plans to attend in a bodyand will reserve from forty to sixtyseats each, it is expected. Orders fortickets at the drawing must be accom¬panied by the full amount in moneyin order that representatives may ob¬tain the .seats. The prices range fromfifty cents to two dollars, includingwar tax, the center sections selling fortwo dollars per .seat.Surprise stunts in addition to theregular performance have been plan¬ned by the Blackfriars, but they arebeing kept .secret. The annual Quad¬rangle Fete will also be a feature ofthe shows. Alumni Subscriptions toFund Now $103,500Subscriptions to the Alumni Fundnow’ total $103,500 according to in-fonuation published in the Aprilnumber of the LThivei’sity Chicagorhagazine, w'hich is now on sale at thebookstore. Although started only ayear ago the fund has become thelargest of its kind in the country andthe trustees have under considerationplans for its use. Among the sugges¬tions offered are the endowment of adepartmental chair in the new MedicalSchool, W’hich is soon to be built, thecreation of special scholarships, andthe establishment of a traveling lec¬tureship which should principally fo¬cus in centers where there are alumniclubs.Phi Beta Kappa which has been vig¬orously attacked by contributors tothe magazine, receives some welcomeaid in an article by one of the cor¬respondents.Other features in this number area series of views of the University ofMinnesota, and a review’ of the labor¬atory schools here. News of theQuadrangles is summarized by HarryBird and the athletic events of themonth are discussed by William Mor-' genstern.SMASH PRECEDENT ATFIRST FEDERATIONSING TOMORROW WARD AND MOORETO HEAD 1922 CAPAND GOWN STAFFRobert Seymour and HelenPalmer are Elected Man¬aging Editorsi CHOOSE NINE AS ASSOCIATESWoman Student to Lead ForFirst Time; VirginiaFoster Chosen.SUMMER CAMP WORKERSTO ADDRESS WOMEN TODAYMiss Ma.shall of the Physical Edu¬cation department, and Miss AgnesPrentice, a former student at the Uni¬versity, W'ill speak on “Summer CampCouncilors” at the second of the lec¬tures held by the Vocational Guid¬ance coinmittee of the Federation ofUniversity w’omen, today at 4:30 inthe North reception room of Ida Noyeshall.Foreign Students MeetWith the number of foreign stu¬dents from the University headingthe attendance list, the Foreign Stu¬dents Council of Chicago met lastnight at the Y. M. C. A. college. Themeeting w’as one of three large gath¬erings held by that organization dur¬ing the year.Entertainment was fui'nished bystunts in which nine different nation¬alities participated. Officers for theensuing year w’ere elected. PLAN OPEN AIR MEETINGSLambda Chi’s PledgeLambda Chi Alpha announces thepledging of Paul Keller of Waukegan,Illinois.TODAY ,Y. M. C. A. meeting, 12 to 12:30,Ellis 1. IConcert Lecture, 2:30, Mandel hall.Chicago Symphony orchestra, 4,Mandel hall.Italian club, 4:30, Maison francaise.Christian Science .society, 7:30, Has¬kell.Graduate Classical club, 7:80, IdaNoyes hall.Jay Hamhidge, “Dynamic Symmet¬ry in Greek Architecture,” 8:15, Har¬per M12.Mandolin club, 4, North parlor, IdaNoyes.TOMORROWMathematic club, 4:15, Ryerson 37.Vesper Y. M. C. A., Dean Mathews,4:30, Ida Noyes hall.Der Deutsche Sprachvercin, 4:30,Ida Noyes hall.Psychological Journal club, 4:30,Psychological laboratory.Religious Education club, 7, HaskellPhilological society, 8, 5756 Black-stone Ave.Interfratemity Council, 7:30, Rey¬nolds club. .An interesting experiment and ©newhich promises much for the future,W'ill be made Wednesday night at theFederation sing in Mandel hall. TheSing, which has hitherto been led bymen of the alumni, will be led thistime by a University student, VirginiaFo.stor. Miss Foster has done remark¬able w’ork along musical lines duringher two years here and promises muchfor the success of the venture.“If this trial proves successful itW’ill mean a great deal to the Univer¬sity at large. It w’ill establish a prec¬edent which it is safe to say willprobably develop into one of the mostbeautiful traditions of the Universi¬ty,” said Mary Hayes yesterday.Students to Go en masseAnother important feature is thatmany of the students w’ill go ingroups. The W’omen from Green, Fos¬ter, Kelly and Beecher halls w’ill meetin front of the dormitories and go asa body. Women living in the off-cam¬pus dormitories. Greenwood, Kenwood,Woodlawn or French House, and oth¬ers living off-campus are to meet atIda Noyes before the Sing. Frater¬nities have been a.sked to rally theirmembers and proceed as a unit. Onthe way the several groups will singUniversity song.s, making the statelybuildings re-echo with the familiarsongs.According to Faye Millard, Presi-ident of the Federation, the executivecouncil of this organization is plan¬ning to hold some future Sings in theafternoon at 4:30. These w’ould beheld in the open now’ that the weatheris favorable, and promise a large at¬tendance. Miss Millard hopes thatevery member of the University willconsider it his duty and his pleasureto attend these Sings and make thecrow’d larger than ever, although, irithe past they have been suppoited re¬markably well. Russel Ward was elected editor-in-chief of the 1922 Cap and Gown at abusiness meeting of the staff held lastFriday. Jackson Moore was namedbusiness manager and Robert Sey¬mour and Helen Palmer, managingeditors.The selection of Ward comes as areward for two years of earnest workin humbler capacities on the staff.Richard Flint, present editor, voicedthe sentiments of all the workers onthis year’s annual when he said, “Thestaff and the school are lucky in hav¬ing Ward a.s editor-in-chief of the1922 Cap and Gown. He has had agc'sat deal of experience and possessesthe executive ability to make practi¬cal use of it. I’m sure he will put outa better annual than we have.”Plans for 1922 Book StartedJackson Moore has engaged in thework of both the editorial and busi¬ness departments in past years, andhas filled numerous positions on thestaff, always giving great satisfac¬tion to his superiors. Already, asbusiness manager of the 1922 book,he has gotten together w’ith Ward tostart elaborate plans for that publi¬cation.The selection of Robert Seymourand Helen Palmer as managing edi¬tors insures Ward that he will havetwo scribes who can be depended uponto turn out high class work. Duringtheir previous staff service which be¬gan with their entrance into the Uni¬versity, they have contributed manyexcellent articles for the annual.Name Associate EditorsOut of a large number of candi¬dates for associate editorships the fol¬lowing Fieshmen have been chosen:Frank Reis, John Abt, Lathan Cran¬dall, Henry Spruth, Norris Flanigan,James Kramer, Chales Stiefel, Car¬mel Hayees, and Virginia Reber. Fromthese workers will come the 1923 edi¬tor-in-chief and his staff.The art editor and the athletics ed¬itor have not yet been chosen.Dramatic Club Asksfor Original PlaysThe Dramatic club has issued a callfor original one act plays written byfaculty, students or alumni. Fromtho.se submitted, three will be chosenfor presentation by the club sometime this spring.No restrictions are imposed as tothe nature of the dramas which areeligible. They may be upon any sub¬ject, w’hether farce, comedy, tragedy,poetic drama or burlesque. The onlyregulation is that all contributionsmust bo in the hands of Bartlett Cor-mack, at 5737 University Ave., notlater than Monday, May 2.The idea of a play contest is onewhich, while directly in line with thepurpose of the Dramatic club, hasbeen allowed to lapse for some time.It is expected, however, that such acontest will be conducted duringevery spring quarter from now on,in order to afford an opportunity forthe club to carry out its function ofproducting original one act plays.IIGKETS FOR COSMOPOLITANDANCE ON SALE TOMORROWTickets for the Cosmopolitan clubApril dance to be held Saturday, April2 at Ida Noyes hall, will be on saleat the Mandel hall ticket office to¬morrow and Friday of this wreck from11 to 1:30. The tax is thirty-five cents.The dance is meant for all studentsand is in the nature of an all-Univer-sity mixer. A prize for the couplew’ho get off the most new’ steps willfeature. “Ted” Ray’s Midway Orches¬tra is to dispense the cacaphony. ItIS intended that the proceeds fromthis dance go to the National Asso¬ciation of Cosmopolitan clubs. First Meeting of theItalian Club Today’The inaugural meeting of the Ital¬ian club of the University of Chicagowill take place today at 4:30 at theMaison Francai.se, 5810 WoodlawnAvenue.“The increasing number of studentstaking courses in Italian,” said Pro¬fessor Altrocchi of the Romance De¬partment, “have made it po.ssible forProfessor Wilkins and myself to real¬ize our intention of an Italian club inwhich could he gathered into a Soci¬able and active group the students,the members of the faculty, andfriends, all interested in things Italian(Continued on Page 8)2Batly iflaruuuThr Student Newspaper of theUniversity uf ('hicai;oPwblitheil moraingi, axcept Saturday, Sundayand Monday during tha Autumn, Wintor andSpring quartori, by Tho Daily MarunnCompany.Kiitorad aa aaaond data mail at tka Ckl-eagt. paatoAca, Chicago, Illinaia, Mareh 13,1966, nndar tha act of Marah 1, ItTI.Offices EHU 14Telephone Midway 800Tuesday, April 19, 1921.KNOW YOUR UNIVERSITYDo you know that—The University did not have a per¬manent coat-of-arms and seal until19107 Pierre de Chai^non la Rose, aheraldic expert, made the first sugges¬tions which were later rearranged bya Mr. Burke of London. The result¬ing coat-of-arms is as follows in tech¬nical language: “Argent, phoenix dis¬played gules, langued azure, in flameproper. On chief gules, a book ex¬panded proped, edged and bound or.On dexter page of books the wordsCrescat scientia inscribed, three linesin pesse sable. On sinster page thewords Vita excolatur incribed, threelines in pesse sable.”A temporary seal was adopted by theBoard of Trustees in 1890. This de¬vice served for twenty-one years. Thepermanent seal has for its central fea¬ture the phoenix and above it the openhook and motto. Around the outeredge is this inscription: “SigillumUniversitatis Chicaginiensis A. D.MDCCCXC,” and inside this inscrip¬tion another: “A Johanne DavisonRockefeller Fundatae.” Professor Paul►Shorey is responsibel for the mottofound on the coat-of-arms and seal.Mr. Shorey considered a phrase ofTennyson’s “In Memoriam”: “Letknowledge grow from more to more,”expressive of one purpose of a uni¬versity. He put it into Latin-Scientiacrescat. The inscription on the sinsterpage means “be human life enriched,”Connecting the two with the English“and so,” we have the motto: “Letknowledge grow from more to more;and so be human life enriched.”HOOPLA! queen OF THE MAYGentle reader.^, the Firts of Mayapproaches. You are probably awar.jof the fact but an ever-increasing pileof publicity matter on our desk de¬mands expression.In the first place, know ye that theAmerican Defense Society has decreedthat May 1 is to be officially knowmas “American Day.” All patrioticAmerican citizens should mobilize onthis (lay to discourage disloyal prop¬aganda.A guy whose headquarters are in aJIadison street alley has informed usthat May 1 is officially dedicated to the“Reds” and that all disciples of thecommunists will parade on that daywith the motto “Down with the Cap¬italistic Government of the UnitedStates.”And then, too, remember that May1 is official moving day and that themoving men are demanding twenty-four dollars an hour, some say, formoving on that day.And finally May 1 is officially “MayDay.” All lovers of nature will ad¬journ to Jackson Park and hunt four-leafed clovers.That’s all we know about May 1 butwe’re glad it’s off our chest.UNCALLED FORThe recent Senior vaudeville was avery good show. We have no doubtthat every one present felt that hegot his money’s worth. We don’t ex¬pect professional work in such a hast¬ily gathered together production asthis vaudeville and consequently wewere quite surprised at the profes¬sional note which crept into the show. iveral times.This professionalism which we re¬fer to consisted of a vulgarity whichsmacks .strangely of loop burlesqueshows and third rate vaudeville cir¬cuits. Some of the remarks, the so-called jokes and some of the actionson the boards of Mandel Friday nightlepresent the type of things whichthe better elements in professionalvaudeville have been fighting foryears.Lot’s leave “Police Gazette” jokesfor the readers of that journal andour vulgarity home where it belongs.College men really ought to be ableto be funny and entertaining withoutvecourse to the sewer.WHY—Aren’t those clocks in Harper re-I aired yet? THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, APRIL 19,1921.Commerce Club NamesCampaign Winnersand NomineesReed Zimmerman’s team is the finalwinner in the Commerce Club mem¬bership campaign, which closed witha dance Friday at Ida Noyes hall.Lorraine Sinton, a member of thisteqm, won the individual honors byselling 43 tickets. The total numberof members secured during the drivewaS about 350, definitely reported,with several ticket sellers yet to re¬port.The final' standing of the teams isas follows:Captain Tickets SoldReed Zimmerman 80Wesley Mtichell -74Bent Denman 70Bernard Martin 47Ruth Hess 41Unattached sellers 50TotalNominees for positions on the Com¬merce club council for next year havebeen announced, and will be voted onTuesday, May 3, from 10 to 4:30 inCobb 3B. The nominees are as fol¬lows: For Senior representative (can¬didate receiving highest number ofvotes to be president), Frank Ander¬son, Charles Finton, Julius Gordon,Mai-ian Hewitt, Grace Steger, andReed Zimmerman; for Junior repre-.sentatives, Carl Fales, Romaine Heim,Ruth Hes,s and Harold Noyes; forSophomore I’epresentatives, GrayceDavis, Joel Jacobs, Penn Shelton andHarold Smith; for Graduate represen¬tative, Mildred Janovsky.A preferential voting plan is to beused. That is, since three candidatesare to be chosen form the senior class(the one of these receiving the mostvotes to be president), yoters are toexpress their first, second and thirdchoice in voting for Senior represen¬tatives, first choice giving the candi¬date threee points, second choice, twopoints, and third choice, one point.The same plan will be followed inthe other two classes except that, asonly two members will be elected ineach class, first choice will count twopoints and second choice one point.Freshman representatives will beelcected in the autumn quarter.It has been found necessary, to post¬pone the Commerce club banquet,originally scheduled for May 6, toFriday, May 27, because of the im¬possibility of completing the arrange-'ments for the earlier date.Your best bet — MaroonClassiffied Ads bring results.Try one today!A SHORTERSHORTHAND SYSTEMIN TEN EASY LESSONSThis course covers ten easy lessoniwhich will enable the Student, Pro¬fessor, Journalist, Doctor, Lawyer oranyone seeking a professional careerto go through life with 100 per centefficiency.THIS COURSEIs short and inexpensive, and itgiven with a money back guaranteeif not satisfied.SEND THIS CLIPPING TODAYr ^PYRAMID PRESS, PUBLISHERS1416 Brodawy,New York CityGentlemen: Enclosed herewith is$5.00 for which kindly send meyour shorthand course in ten easylessons by mail. It is understoodthat at the end of five days, I amnot satisfied my money will begladly refunded.NameStreetCity and StateV- ,*“We Always Sell•. For Less”See our after Easter reduction.^on Wraps, Suits, Dresses andSkirts. Open Tues., Thurs. andSat. evenings.J.J.GIBS921 East 63<1 Street >L\Y DAY DANCE ON FRIDAYArt, Bill and Jim Hold Affair atRosalieThree enterprising young men whowish to keep alive the traditions start¬ed last year by Billy Norton and BillGubbins, viz., that Chicago does nothave enough parties, will throw theannual May Day dance Friday at theRosalie Palace ballroom. Artie Wit-zlebcn, Jim Clire and Bill Gubbinshave ordained themselves as the threepresoi-vers of the night life of thecampus.The features of the party includean elective grand march. On enteringeach couple will be given a ballot onwhich they will write their preferencefor the leaders of the cotillion. Anelimination dance will be toddled forthree pound boxes of candy. The last;three couple on the floor will be the jlucky recipients. IChuck McGuire, Chal McWilliamsand Harvey Pago will do a May Daydance around the artistically decor¬ated May pole. Chal is said to bevery good at cavorting around at theselittle folk dances.The last act of Senior Vaudevillewill be put on, minus the animals anda few others. Bud Combs and his“Personally owned Tuxedo Boys” will Women’s Tennis TournamentBanking Group Meets TodayThe banking group of the Commerceclub will be addressed today at 4:30in Classics 10 by Mr. Wm. H. A. John¬son, assistant secretary of the FortDearborn Trust and Savings BankHis subject will be “The Functions ofthe Trust Department.”be on hand with bells and instruments. ^The price of the pasteboards is $1.75,145 cents less than Harper. Drawings for the women’s tennistoumament will close today. The firstschedule permitting drawings only atnoon on Thursday and Friday havenot allowed adeciuate time to completethe work for which reason the timelimit has been extended to include thehours of 12 and 1:30 today. Draw-i ings will be made in the Trophy gal-i lei-y at Ida Noyes.NEXT TOENJOYING A DANCE YOURSELF1.ET YOUR PARTNER ENJOY ITDANCE WELL! TAKE PRIVATE LESSONSThe sure way of learning correct ly, quickly and cheaply.Lesson.s any time, Day or Night, by appointment.Bring a friend. No extra charge for two.TERESA DOLAN STUDIOS1305 E. 63rd St. Phone Hyde Park 44965401 Cottage Grove Ave. Phone H. P. 68527th FI. Auditorium Bldg. Ph. Wabash 45849215 Conunercial Ave. Ph. So. Chgo. 1349If'it/t acknowledgments to K. C. B.All ri^t. Bill-can stop readuid’enTIn packageB of 30 protectedby apecial moisture-proofvrrapper. Also in roundAIR-TIGHT tins of 50. BILL TOLD me.HE HAD a good joke.» • *ON THE maker.• • •OF A well-kuowu brand.OF CIGARETTC3.• « eLAST NIGHT, Bill said.• « -9HE READ an ad.« • •OF THIS cigarette.# ♦IN A magazine.IT SAID “They Satisfy.”• • •AND THIS morning.IN HIS newspaper.• * •HE READ “They Satisfy."AND ON a billboard.• • •AND ON a card.# • »IN THE street-car.• • •AND IN the dealer’s window,• « •AND ON the counter.« « •HE READ “They Satisfy.”« « •AND HE bought a pack.« • »OF THESE cigarettes.• • •AND I asked him.• • •“WHERE’S THE Joke. BlllT”• « *AND BILL said.« • •“WHY THE darn fools.* « *SPENDING THEIR money.« » »PICKING ON me.”SO I said, “You bought ’em.« • «DIDN’T THEY satisfy?”# « «AND BILL said “Sure.« » »BUT HERE’S tlio Joke.FOR OVER a year.• * »I’D ALREADY been smoking.• • •THAT BRAND.”• « • WH admit it, tho joke’s on at,And over three million othersmokers are “in on it” with Bill.But the real joke is on anybodywho looks for “Satisfy” anywherebut in Chesterfields—for the Chee-terfield blend can't be copied/SENIOR VAUDEVILLEBy Bartlett CormackA review of the Second Annual Sen¬ior Vaudeville, presented by the Classof 1921 in Mandel hall April 15. Wal¬ter Ueckless, general manager; JohnA. Logan, business manager; Flor¬ence Alcock, head usher; Psi U andD. K. K. vegetables.Mr. Wally Reckless, the motormanof the Senior Vaudeville, may nowsnooze peacefully, his nightmare nip¬ped by exposure and routed by ap¬plause. And Mr. Logan, the conduc¬tor, may rest the arm woi*n sore fromringing up his fares and then haulsacks o|, clinking silver to the bank.The car itself is in the barns, await¬ing 1922.As advertised, the show was vaude¬ville, and as vaudeville it was good,too good. All the Clark Street acces¬sories were there, and as a result thematerial ran too true to form, pro¬viding those with the critical habitopportunity to observe that in con¬formity with the spirit of the timesviolence and excess were in the sad¬dle, spurring on to—well, destructionby local Blue Laws perhaps. Withthe campus, however, the perform¬ance went big; it was a knockout, theberries, the hot stuff, etc. It was, in¬deed a sort of family affair. If HarryEnglish, Doc Bratfish, and the felloww’ho runs the Harper elevator hadbeen present it would have been ariot.There was singing, dancing, andsprightly repartee, juggling, skittishplaylets, and Jokes that needed lini¬ment, tricks, monologues, and everynow and then the inevitable collegiatesmut bobbing up like dead and smellyherringk in a placid .sea. There werepleasant digs at fraternities, clubs,and faculty, sophisticated referencesto girls, the state of matrimony, andthe problems of hotel clerks, conver¬sations with the orchestra leader, slioshod enunciation, and from the audi¬ence groat bursts of applause, not tomention the shower of vegetables,which the actors, recalling how muchbetter it is to give than to receive,instantly heaved back at the specta¬tors. Unluckily, a hunk of cabbageconnected with the head of a motherlyold lady sitting in row’ H Whereuponmore laughter laud and long.Detia Tau Delta turned professionaland under the dierction of Erwin Mayand Roger Combs .staged an “AmateurNight”—a “riotous, epoch making ex¬travaganza”—that in the opinion ofmost present, saved the evening andmade.the Reckless nightmare worth¬while. The act was clever, extremelywell done, an<l deserved the compli¬ments it got. The fact that the Tux¬edos u.sed were owned by members ofthe cast is evidence of the originalityof the Delts. They w’orked hard, hadthe good taste to ignoi-e chances forsmut, and put over the sort of realstuif one always hopes to find butrarely discovers in a campus show.Mr. Harry J. McCormick of the LawSchool might have walked on to Man-del stage from a turn at the Palace,so vaudeville was he. It was the Mc¬Cormick hiccoughs and blowsy storiesthat made a prominent member of theDramatic Club wonder if his organi¬zation ought not to contract for therights to “Gertie’s Garter” so that ittoo might gain the respect and com¬mendation of the campus. Applausecalled Mr. McCormick back time andagainf and it would be unjust to hintthat his work did not deserve theclatter it received.“Scoop” Wetherbee’s play, “TheRat,” was good comedy. The S. A. E.act assumed an intimacy with theaudience and orchestral leader thatwas fatal to its success. Miss FayeMillard danced beautifully in the Jun¬ior Act. It was the Junior Act andlinolilamn(^rust anbHankairmbrr JUrbrrnl Vrarrnr ibHatrm!UmiMauin Attrttupat l&lxtii-tliirh ^t.♦♦♦♦♦♦Nrarrat Hank to tl^rllntttrrHitH nf (Hljiragn'Af/Ak A'Vt Mvf ;»vf Aivt THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. APRIL 19. 1921A BRAND NEW SENSATION“Husk” O’Hare’sToddle RascalsThe Idolsof Dancedom.4vailableFor Your DancesPhoneHARRISON 103the Quadrangle Babies that perfumedthat dark brown taste and made TheCritical Minds wonder if, after all,they weren’t being a bit rough intheir verdict.The Seniors also had an act. It w’aspunk.And so consideration of the SeniorVaudeville comes down to the coldand elusive question of taste. In theopinion of this reporter, the show wasexcellent and successful. It was amaterial advance over last year’sshow. But though the campus willnot agree, it seems that when onebrings his sister, say, or his mother,to a college how he ought not to becompelled to see her squirm at ashady story or the sight of youthfulundergarments. It is to be hoped thatthe Senior Vaudevilel may continue,and become an institution. But it issafe to say that before a new motor-man and conductor are appointed torefurnish the old car and bring it outfor another run, that car will have tobe fumigated or, take it from the ad¬ministration, it will remain in thebarn.Mandolin Club to Meet DO YOU KNOWThatTheDailyMaroonPrintsWhatYouShouldKnow?SubscribeNow!The Daily MaroonBUSINESS OFFICE ELLIS 14 AAf ,'nVI /-VJ'/mV!! /..VJ '“Vf AAf /.Af AiVJ /Af AlVIJAi /Al >An 'At /..'I ' '» - ■Educate your taste!Milk Nougat5c Bar 5c—say“Bikes”M tv? \\i iVtLEARN TODANCENOW FROM EXPERTS ATSHEEHY’S DANCING STUDIO62nd Street at Cottage Grove AvenuePrivate Lessons 10 A. M. to 10 P. M.PUBLIC CLASS MONDAY EVEMiss J. Kelleher Miss M. BirminghamThos M. Sheehy Miss I). SpringPhone Went. 230The Mandolin club will hold its reg¬ular meeting this afternoon at 4 inthe North parlor of Ida Noyes. Allmen who are interested are welcometo attend this meeting.FIRST .MEETING OF THEITALIAN CLUB TODAY{Continued from Page 1)and in the study of the language and jliterature of Italy.” ,At the mcPt’ng today, the club will 'be organized under the auspices ofthe department, and Professor Nitze,chairman of the Romance Department, jwho will make a brief address on the |value of such a club in our academic jcommunity.“Many fail to realize,” said Pro¬fessor Altrocchi, “that this University jprobably offers a greater variety of !courses in Italian literature than anv !other institution in the counti-y—a re- jsuit mostly due to the tireless energy ■and superb scholarship of Professor iWilkin.”All students interested are cordially invited to attend the meeting Your be.st bet—Ads bring results. -Maroon ClassifiedJOUDSANDLIWaODWETlSHim//ur largest sellinggualiiy pencil in.ike yvovldKeep this\»>u.ndrvOK voar mincL -•A better one you. 11never tinul7 black degreesand 3 copyingFREETrial samples ofVENUS penrilij sentfree on rc((ue.Ht.<American l>ead Pencil Co.215 Fifth Are.. 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Ellis Ave. and 65tb Street(Adjacent to Frolic Eheatre)Telephone Hyde Park 761 SMITH’S CAFETERIAModerate prices and real home cookingA trial will make you a steadycustomer1347 E. 63rd St.UNIVERSITY CAFEUP-TO-DATEServes the Best Meals in the CityA Trial Will Convince YouSPECIAL 35-CENT DINNERSWe have Commutation Tickets$5.50 for $5.005706 Ellis AvenueOpposite Snell Hall'oVt ;(Af ;,i\f AiVf LAt AiVf LAt ;.iVt AAt AM LA» l.,\MARY KIEFERDANCING STUDIOPRIVATE LESSONSAlsoPrivate and Open ClassesPublic Dancing Sundays ^3 to 6 o’clockWATSONS ALCO ORCHESTRA6512 Cottage Grove Ave.Phone Fairfax 999 SPUR-A New NarrowArrowCollarCluett.Peabody &-Co. Inc.Troy, N.Y.mmmSubscribe for The Maroon!COWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats, Caps mmiNeckwearBILLIARDSCIGARS—CIGARETTES—PIPESSoutheast corner 55th and Ellis Ava.DINE AND DANCETHE GOLDEN ULY55th St. at the “L” Harvard UniversityGRADUATE SCHOOL OFBU SI N ESS A DM INISTRATIONA two-year course in businessleading to the degree of Master ofBusiness Administration.Open to college graduates.Courses offered in the followingfields: Accounting, Business Law,Banking and Finance, Marketing,Advertising, Retail Store Problems,Sales Management, IndustrialManagement, Labor Problems,Business Statistics, Foreign Trade,Ti’ansportation, Lumbering, OfficeOrganization.Two graduates of the Universityof Chicago have attended theSchool, one during the present yearThe registration for 1921-’22 islimited to three hundred in thefirst-year courses. Applications af¬ter May Ist should be accompaniedby a certified transcript of the college record.For information write toDean W. B. Donham, University 602Harvard Graduate School of Busi¬ness AdministrationCambridge, Mas-snehusettsYour best bet — MaroonClassiffied Ads bring results.Try one today!THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, APRIL 19. 1921.Tl\a Caiupu*The first three inning:*The sun shone bright,Then it rained for twoMy God it was a fright.Zero weather then set in.And the manager hauled outYou’ll have to hop to quarters matesAnd find yourselves some skates.After we finished a mad dash downJackson Blvd. for three blocks in afutile effort to retrieve the elusivefelt Sat. we decided that life in a dun¬geon or central Africa wouldn’t be badat all.The fairest nose number that waswarbled by McCormack in the Seniorvaudeville reminded us of the guy thatcouldn’t get piffer in Manhattan be¬cause the man hadn’t any more.One of the pungent cuts in the re¬cent issue of the Phoenix shows usthat Prohibition hasn’t eliminated theScotch forsome. There’s still Scotchfor some—for those that can affordit.Being a guy that’s a slave for dutywe will now earn that free pass to theWCG dance at Rosalie by infonningthe universe that it will take placethis Friday. Come one, come all andwin a box of candy or a good cigar.A recent statement by Pres. Chaw-lie Redmon appeared in the Maroonlast week to the effect that certaindancing would not be tolerated at theReynolds club dances. What’s thematter, Chawlie, is the floor gettingweak ?In a recent interview with the cam¬pus gardener and guardian of StaggField, Mr. James Twoig, we receivedinfonnation to the effect that lots ofthe new spring gardens had a rosyfuture.You don’t have to go to an agricul¬tural college—Because you have corns on yourfeet.SLIMESS.Pan-Greek Council to MeetThe Interfraternity council willmeet tomorrow at 7:30 in the Rey¬nolds club council room. Plans forthe annual interfratemity baseballand tennis toumaments will be takenup and William Gubbins, president,has urged all delegates to attend themeeting.Denman Leads Y MeetingThe weekly religious meeting of theY. M. C. A. will be held today from12 to 12:30 in Ellis 1. Bent Denman,chairman of the rooms committee, willbe the leader. •WAR POSTERS” IS SUBJECT |OF ART CLUB LECTUREMrs. Idas E. Monk Gives Three Lec¬tures on Mechanical Devicesfor the HomeMr. Harold Willoughby, a Fellow inthe Divinity School, addressed the ArtClub last week on the subject of “WarPosters.” He exhibited his collectionof war posters, which is consideredone of the best in the United States,and includes specimens from manyforeign countries as well as a largenumber of American posters.Mrs. Idas E. Monk, a member ofthe Department of Physics of the Ore¬gon Agricultural College, will lectureon April 19, 21 and 22, at 1:30, inRoom 410, Blaine hall. She will dis¬cuss the construction and use of anumber of mechanical appliances forthe home. During the summer quar¬ter, Mrs. Monk will teach in the De¬partment of Physics of the Univer-;sity.An interesting expression of the |new realization on the part of busi¬ness men that college education hasan important place in commercial ilfewas brought to light recently in theCollege of Education. The school re¬ceived a letter from a New York man¬ufacturer of women’s dresses and cos¬tumes announcing a contest amongthe students of all art and technical schools of the country. The contestconsists of original costume designsto be submitted, and is being conduct¬ed by the manufacturer for the pur¬pose of securing practical evidence ofthe work being done in the art schoolsand, if possible, to discover some em¬bryo dress designers. Several stu¬dent of the Univerity will enter thecontest. 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