Vol. 19. No. 95. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, APRIL 14, 1921 Price 3 Cent#MYSTERY OF LONELYCAR BAFFLES SUPT.FLOOR AND POLICEEnigma Solved by FrancisZimmerman on Returnto CityCOI’.S (H'KSTION KATCI.II'FKWhen you leave town for the week¬end, build a jfarajfe over your j?as-chariot before you heave-to.So advises Francis Zimmerman whotoday stands before you as the unfor¬tunate victim of circumstance, and ailthe rest that poes with it. And, in¬cidentally, Zim is hoofing his wayabout the campus at present.It all came about like this.Zimmerman jtarks his derby inHitchcock hall. Last 'I'hursday nighthe celebrated before leaving for Co¬lumbus, Mo., to attend the MississippiValley Student (Government Confer¬ence. It was late when he left thefair one at her home and voyagedback to the doim. It was later whenhe grabbed a necktie and toothbrushand headed for the train. And so—I’arks Car at HitchcockZim decided to leave his car jiarkedjust outside Hitchcock. The brotherswere to dispatch a flock of Fre.^hrnento engineer the cahriot to the garagethe following day Hut here a cogslipped and—We ramble forth upon our .story.All night long the train ambled onto Missouri, And all night long thefaithful Kolls-Koyce waited neath itsmaster’s window. All next day itwaited and waited. Rut no Zim ap¬peared to guide it in the path of right¬eousness and no Frosh hove into sightto weight its anchor.Then the mighty arm of the lawstrolled by. Again and again the cop¬per walked past but the car persistedin standing where it had been put.Finally he halted at a measured dis¬tance and gazed at the Indiana num-l)er. From a distance he carefully in¬vaded the depths of his pocket rule-book. According to Hoyle, the car wasout of bounds. He would do his duty.I’olishes Star, .\dvancesWith a majestic polish of the star,he advanced. The pockets bore un¬mailed letters signed by an Elw'oodRadcliffe. There w’as no doubt now’.The car was contraband goods fromIndiana and the Hluecoat had thenames of the appropriators.The arm of the law proceeded toMr. F’look, Supt. of Grounds andHuildings. The two returned to thecar where Flook spent the afternoonneath the eaves of Hitchcock endeav¬oring to get some action from underthe hood. But the radiator was parch¬ed for a drink, the spark plugs disin¬terested, and the battery squeaked ateach turn of the starter.Pigeon Holes the ArkFlook S.O.S.’d the w’recking crewand with the aid of a Missouir mulpand an efficient driver towed the arkto Ellis hall and pigeon-holed it withthe rest of the cannon.And in the meantime, Zimmermancame home.(Continued on PageColeman Will CoachSettlement PlaysThe seats w’ill go on .sale for theUniversity Settlement Benefit of Fri¬day evening, April 22, at Mandcl halltoday. The plays announced are Ber¬nard Shaw’s “O’Flaherty V. C.’’, Al¬fred Sutro’s “The Open Door,’’ and0.scar Wilde’s “A Florentine Trage¬dy.’’ The three small casts are hav¬ing the advantage of coaching by Mr.Hamilton Coleman, the most succe.ss-ful producer that the Blackfriarshave had in their history. The stage.setting and lighting are in cliarge ofMrs. John Alden Carpenter, and thecasts for the three plays include ama¬teurs who have been frequently .seen“with universal applaus’’ on variousoccasions in Chicago. The seat pricesrun from 60c to $2, roar boxes $6, thefront boxes $16, and seats can be se¬cured at the Information Office in thePress building, and through the co-op¬eration of Mr. Tracht at the Univer¬sity bookstore. Women Who have DatesDo Better Work,Is OpinionWhat’s a date?.Say.s Webster; date—time of last¬ing of anything; term of life or ex¬istence; age; duration..Say Federation women: date—any-things that keeps one from a full eve¬ning’s work.Which is correct?How many dates a week should aUniversity woman have? This w’asthe (luestion the women tried to de¬cide af the hVderation di.scussion'ITu'.sday night. A date was definedas anything that keeps one from afull evening’s work. It was discov¬ered that one-third of the womenpresent are restricted by their par¬ents to week-end dates and the re¬mainder are allowed to use their ownJudgment.The prevalent opinion was thatwomen who take part in campus ac¬tivities and who in addition to thishave a great many dates a week cando much better work on the averagethan the women who stay at theirbooks all the time. The reason forth ^ tl'.e women said, is that when anindividual is piessed for time she doesher work with more dispatch than shewould if her time weie limitless. Twoinstances from the dormitories werecited in which the women received 16and 18 gvatle points respectively, andfrom six to seven dates each week andare prominent in campus activities.It was finally decided that the mat¬ter of how’ many dates a womanshould have comes down to individualcharacter. This reverts to more re¬sponsibility to oneself and that afterall it is not a question of how manyengagements a week, but how one cancontrol one.self to get the most out ofcollege. The women do not want theirfreedom taken away from them,therefore they should try to create aspirit against the abuse of this free¬dom, was the consensus of opinion.UNTERMEYER TALKSIN MANDEL TONIGHT .ON NEW ERA POETRYNo Tickets Required ForWilliam Vaughn MoodyLecture at 8:15I.S POET AM) BUSINESS MAN“The New Era in Poetry’’ is thesubject on which Louis Untermeyer,the poet and critic will lecture on to¬night at 8:15 in Mandell hall. Mr.Untermeyer speaks under the auspicesof the William Vaughn Moody foun¬dation. No tickets will be required.Mr. Untermeyer, who was born in188.5, early achieved fame as a repre¬sentative of the modem school ofpoets. Some fifteen yeai’S ago whenho was scarcely twenty and the imag-ionists and impressionists were justbeginning to be heard of, he attractedrecognition with .several bits of versepublished in the magazines. At 25came his first book “Challenge,” aseries of poems on radical subjects,which Theodore Roosevelt said wereworth reading and keeping.Is Poet and Business ManP’oRowing this came “And OtherPoets,” a book of parodies, then“These Times” and another book ofparodies, “Including Horace.”Mr. Untermeyer occupies the seem¬ing irreconcilable position of beingboth a business man and a poet. Heis head of the Untermeyer-RobbinsCo., a firm of jewehy designers, andtakes his poetry as most business mendo their golf.Besides being a poet and businessman, Mr. Untermeyer is a literarycritic for the New Republic and otherperiodicals, a contributing editor ofthe Liberator, a contributor to theYale Review and the New York Eve¬ning Post, and a lecturer at Princetonand Yale. He has published severalanthologies of American verse, hisbest known work in that field being“The New Era in American Poetry,”the subject on which he will speaktonight. HATCH, LYNDON ANDHEMPHILL WINNERSIN MUSIC CONTESTFormer Contributes Six Suc¬cesses—Ranstead andTilden Two Each“TUNES BEST EVER,” COLEMANWilbur Hatch, ’22, was the mostsuccessful composer in the annualBlackfriar music contest, with six ac¬cepted songs. James Hemphill, ex-’17,and Dudley Lyndon, ex-’20, contrib¬uted foui- winning tunes each; ArthurRanstead, ’21, and Louis Tilden, ex-’21, two each, and Grant Mears, ’20,one. The results of the contest wereannounced yesterday.In making the selections the judgescommented upon the large number ofexcellent tunes .submitted. “The mu¬sic this year is the best Blackfriarmuisc I have ever heard,” HamiltonColeman, iiioducer of the show, saidyesterday. “It is catchy, original, andthere are a number* of hits which willget across big. With Frank Barryleading the orchestra the Friarsshould have the best music this yearthey have ever had.”Coleman Likes ChorusMr. Coleman expre.ssed himself asdelighted with the work of the chorusaspirants. “It is the most talentedchorus I have ever worked with,” hesaid. “The men are better singersand dancers, and we should have agreat show.” The chorus will meettomorrow at 2:80 and the work ofpicking the men for the group num¬bers will begin.Ten men have entered the scenerycontest, which is being held for thepurpose of selecting a set for the showdesigned by an undergraduate. Thewinning design will be used as thescene for “The Machinations of Max,”and the winner will be eligible for theOrder. Paul Becker, property mana¬ger, has announced that men inter¬ested may still enter the contest bynotifying him through Box 286, Fac¬ulty Exchange. All scenes must bein by Wednesday to be considered.Announce Music WinnersThe winners of the music contestand the songs for which they suppliedthe tunes are as follows:You’ve Gotta Shock ’Em to Get By—Dudley Lyndon.Publicity—Dudley Lyndon.Jazzbo Prof—Dudley Lyndon.Oh, Gee, It Was Great—Dudley Lyn¬don.Baby Doll—Wilbur Hatch.What’s the Value of a Chorus Man?—James Hemphill.MTiaddya Mean Love?—Wilbur HatchThat’s My Girl—Wilbur Hatchdur Home by the Stockyards—GrantMears.This Side of Paradise—Wilbur Hatch.Spring—Wilbur Hatch.I’m a Regular Man About Town—James Hemphill.Chorus Girl—Wilbur Hatch.Indian Sea—Arthur Ranstead.Toddle—Arthur Ranstead.Dear, Why Did You Try to Fool Me?—James Hemphill.Maybe—James Hemphill.Crocodile Crawl—Louis Tilden.Sweetheart, I’ll Remember It All—Louis Tilden.DAILY PROGRAMTODAYArthur Rugh, chapel, 12.Lecture by Prof. Peters, 4:30, Has¬kell As.sembly hall.Physics club, 4:30, Ryerson 32.Chemical society, 8, Kent theatreSociology club, 8, Classics 21.Moody lecture, 8:16, Mandcl hall.TOMORROWSenior Supper, 6:16, Hutchinsoncafe.Senior Vaudeville, 8:16, Mandel hallReynolds club dance, 8:30, Reynoldsclub. MOUSTACHE RACE STARTS ATSENIOR VAUDEVILLE TOMORROWTraditional Event Commences Between Acts ofVariety Show and Ends in Three Weeks—Good Seats Still on SaleUniversity RiflemanWins World^sRecordNotice has just been received fromWashington to the effect that the re¬cent high score of Ralph D. Ben.sleyin the National Rifle matches of 91consecutive bulls eyes is a woi’ld rec-o!(l. In the National Rifle matches itis customary, when a person has shothis 20 .'^hots without getting out of thebnlhs eye. to continue shooting untillie does. Beasley, shooting at a halfi 'ch hulls eye at 7.5 feet, made 91 per¬fect shots before going out.Since Bensley made his remarkablescore there has been talk of gettingtogether an all-Chicago team whichwould be composed of the best shotsin all the teams in the city, and thenchallenging the world. As yet, how¬ever, no active steps have been takenin the fm-mation of such a team.The University-Culver match,which was to have been shot this weekhas been called off because of Culversfailure to set a final date for thematch. The Culver team was to havei The starting gun in the biggest an-, nual Senior activity, the yearly moua-I tache race, will be fired at the SeniorI vaudc'ville Friday night, according toI the management of the production.I Between acts at the Show the Sen¬ior men will be lined up on the stageI and a barber force will clear the up-i per lip of excess vegitation whichmay have been cultivated as a train-; ing measure for the year’s greatestevent.j (Jiin Starts RaceI 1'he race will begin promptly after' the firing of the starting gun by aj prominent member of the Faculty,I who has been enlisted to judge theI awe-inspiring spectacle. He will in-i spect the candidates immediately afterj the Gillette rub and will disqualifyall with advanced croppings. The lat¬ter parties may make themselves elig¬ible by submitting to the barber-poelprocess.The big race will bo run over acourse of three weeks. Two magnifi¬cent prizes have been purchased: Afirst prize and a-booby prize. Theywill be awarded at the close of thefray to the Seniors who have raisedthe largest and smallest crops of al¬falfa under their noses during the al-loted time.P. C. Credit Not NeededThe big race is open to all SeniorIt is the climax to the gradu-come to the University some time dur¬ing the past week and the Rifle club men.had made plans for entertaining the I ates’ activities and one which no redvisiting team. Failing to hear from j blooded University man can afford tothe Culver team the club officials de¬cided to call the match off.The outdoor work of the Rifle clubW’ill Be open next w’eek and will con¬tinue through the spring and summer.There is a great abundance of riflesand ammunition for all who wish togo out.Dramatics Adopt NewPlan at Stormy MeetThe Dramatic club, at a stormy ses¬sion yesterday afternoon, voted toadopt an amendment to the constitu¬tion, proposed by Lennox Grey, bywhich theHbusiness organization of theclub was completely revised. Accord¬ing to the new plan, the executivecommittee will supervise the activitiesof two co-ordinate bodies, the businessstaff and the stage staff, each one ofwhich will be composed of severalminor officials.The vote came after considerablediscussion, in which Louis Dooley,Lennox Grey, Vorhie Fisher, JohnAshenhurst, and Josephine Strodetook prominent parts. The count w’as17 to 5 in favor of the amendment.After this, Bartlett Cormac was elect¬ed stage director to fill the vacancy miss. There is no entrance fee noradvanced registration rulings. P. C.credit is not necessary for enrollingin the annual derby. Your presenceat the Big Show Friday and inspec¬tion by the faculty judge are all therequirements to be met.Final rehearsals for the Vaudevillew’ere held last night in Mandle hall.The acts were run off in quick orderwithout a slip and show the resultsof careful drilling and detailed re¬hearsing. The particulars of the actsare still unknown to all except thosetaking part. The management prom¬ises many novelties and surprise fea¬tures throughout the performance.Announce ProgramThe program released to date fol¬lows: 1. S. A. E. Freshman Act; 2.Senior Act; 3. Law School Act; 4.Sophomore Act; 6. Junior Act; 6. PhiKappa Sigma Act; 7. Quadrangle(Continued on Page 3)Maroon Tennis TeamHas Eight MatchesScheduledAll candidates for the 1921 Tennisteam should report to Dr. Reed, anytime this afternoon. Practice will be¬gin at once, due to the exceptionallylarge schedule w’hich has been ar-caused by Dooley s resignation. The ^^nged for this year.sparks were .still flying when the re¬porter had to leave.Western Students to OrganizeStudents w’ho were former residentsof California, Colorado, Nevada, Utah,Washington, Iowa, New Mexico, Wy¬oming, Nebraska and Montana havebeen asked to sign their names in theWestern Book in the Informationoffice. It has been proposed to organ¬ize a Western club and all Universitymembers have been asked to co-oper¬ate in the formation of one. Namesshould be entered befor Friday.Noted Speaker in ChapelArthur Rugh, National Student Y.M. C. A. Secretary of China, willspeak in chapel today under the^ aus¬pices of the “Chicago in China Drive.”Balcony open to public. Two “C” men are back from last.season, and also two men who com-ipeted in a few matches. CaptainVories, who with “Pat” Segal, wonthe conference doubles last year, willbe the mainstay of this year’s squadin singles. Segal is also back, andwith Vories, should have no troublein again annexing the doubles. Haz-zard and Gold of last year’s squad arealso back and should complete thefour man team, unless someone betteris produced. The schedule for the .sea¬son follows:April 29—Northwestern college atChicago.May 3—Northwestem university atChicago.May 9 and 16—Oklahoma universi¬ty at Chicago.May 20—Ohio at Chicago.May 21—Wisconsin at Madison.May 2.3—Illinois at Chicago.May 26, 27, 28—Conference cham¬pionships at Chicago.June 3—Stanford university at Chi¬cago.June 6—Michigan at Ann Arbor.2iatli} HaruuuThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished momingi, except Saturday, Sundayaad Moedey during the Autumn, Winter andSpring querteri, by The Daily MaroonCompany.Entered as saaond clast mail at the l.'U-cage peateSee. Chicago, Illiuoia, March 13,1906, under the act of March 3, lt73.Offle** EHls 14Telephone Midway 800Thursday, April 14, 1921KNOW YOUR ITNIVERSITTDo you know that—Harper Memorial Library, dedicat¬ed in 1912 to the memory of the latePresident Harper, cost $1,045,552 andwas designed by Shepley, Rutan, andCollidge. The dedication was attend¬ed by sixty delegates from institutionsof learning, and over four thousandpeople attended the open air meeting.An elaborate printed souvenir of theoccasion was presented to the guests.It contained a brief sketch of Presi¬dent Harper’s life, a statement relat¬ing to the l^niversity, and accounts ofthe other buildings, together with alist of the major contributors to theinstitution. The building is anotherillustration of English Gothic archi¬tecture of the collegiate type. TheLibrary was not copied from any par¬ticular building. It is 262 feet in lengthand 81 feet wide. There are sevenfloors and the towers are 135 feet inheigth.POETS AND POETSLouis Untermeyer, poet, will lectureat Mandel hall at 8:15 tonight. As ouresteemed news columns said the otherday, “Nothing need be said regardingMr. Untermeyer’s ability as a poet.”It might not be amiss, however, to saysomething regarding Mr. Untermey¬er’s ability as a speaker.Poets, you know, are not alwaysgood .speakers. Some of them speakfrom the stage as if they were whis¬pering with the muse on the hilltops.Others have long hair which seems tointerfere with their diction. But Mr.Untermeyer is graced with the happyfaculty of being an interesting andvital speaker.“Besides being a great poet and agreat authority on poetry, Mr. Unter¬meyer is a humorous and interestingtalker,” says Prof. Altocchi of ourClassics department.You undergraduates in this seat ofculture who believe that poets are un-solvable mysteries, come to Mandeltonight and be happily disillusioned.THIS IS ONE OF.THEMSome editorials write themselves.For instance:Northwestern University has with¬in the last few months formed whatis known as a “Greater Northwest¬ern” organization, the purpose ofwhich is to boost Northwestern.Chicago recently won the Big 10Conference swimming meet.One of the movie “news weeklies”recently had as one of its features“Tom Robinson and his swimmingteam, — champions of the middlewest.”HOORAY!ELEFUNTS!The decision of the Undergraduatecouncil to tender a royal reception tothe Wa.seda ba.'^eball team in the formof an all-University circus is an ex¬tremely gratifying one. In the firstplace, we like circuses. And we hopethat maybe the council can find a realelephant somewhere. And we hopethat real pink lemonade is served.And real sawdust is in the rings.In the second place, the circus willsupply what has .sometimes been lack¬ing in alumni reunions. Chicago’s re¬unions are still pretty tame comparedto .some of the eastern affairs. Chi¬cago’s alumni traditions are still inthe formative period and the littleshanty which appears periodically onthe campus at reunion time is almostthe only sign of a genuine rip roarin’get together. Certainly a circus witha few bands, floats, and splashes ofcolor generally will add a note to re¬union which might profitably he con¬tinued through year.s to come. THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, APRIL 14. 1921Phi Gams vs. Psi Usin Bowling FinalsThe Phi Gams downed the Phi Psisand Psi U put Sigma Nu out of therunning in the semi-finals on the Rey¬nolds club alleys Tuesday night. The.Sigma Nu five made a poor showingagainst the Psi U bowlers because ofthe crippled condition of their men,and gave the first two games awayhy a wide margin. The third framewas not played.The Phi Gams gave the first roundto the Phi Psis, but took the lead inthe second and won the third with a43 point lead. The feature of the tiltcame in the last frame when Liesh-man and Vories struck out for the PhiGams and clinched the contest. Nelpand McGuii'e rolled high for the PhiPsis, the former hitting 208 in thefirst game.Hall and Gubbins topped the list forthe Psi U five, and Matlock and Brucedid the best part of the scoring forSigma Nu.The final encounter between Psi Uand the Phi Gams wa.s played lastnight, but the returns were not avail¬able for this issue. Four games were.rolled instead of the customary three,total points deciding the winners inlieu of the customary two out of threegame decision.“HI KATRl M EUROPAEUM”ADDED TO COLLECTIONThe ever-swelling collection ofhooks in the University library hasrecently been enlarged by the addi-fon of many important volumes.Among those is “Theatrum Euro-paeum” one of the most importanthistorical sets added to the library inthe last ten years; 101 volumes of the“National Constitutional Assembly ofP’rance” (1789-1791); 48 volumes ofthe “Learned Society of the Eure”(1833-1911); and bulletins from 1894to 1911 of the “National History ofArdennes.” There arc also the car-tullaries of the abbies of Flines(1873), of St. Aubin (1903), of theHospitallers of the Knights of Jeru¬salem (1888), of Heronbal (1883), ofSt. Vieteur Au Mans (1893), and ofthe Holy Sepulchre of Jerusalem(1849). Others are the “BibliotequeHistorique de 1’ Yonne” (1850-63), intwo volumes; “Memoirs of SocieteLinneenne deu Noird du France”(1869-1904), in 11 volumes; and the“Reclus Grande Illustree” (1911), fivevolumes received in folio so far. Thesebooks contain unusually fine views ofscenery, costumes, etc., in coloredplates and when completed will coverthe geography of the world.Social Committee MeetsA meeting of the social committeeof the Y. W. C. A. has been called fortoday at 3:30 in the I^eague rooms byMarie Niergarth. The meeting is opento any girl in the Y. W. C. A. whowishes to serve on the social commit¬tee for the coming year. Initial plansfor a Quadrangel Fete will be dis¬cussed.And finally it is gratifying to notethat the students are quick to respondto the splendid hospitality which Ja¬pan showered on our baseball teamthere. This spirit alone presages agrand and glorious celebration onthese quadrangles of ours.YOU KNOW HIM!He’s the guy that thinks the humanrace has so many faults that he be¬lieves he can run a “You Know Him”at the foot of the editorial columnevery day and then suddenly wakes upto the fact that the misdoings of hu¬manity are limited after all.A«k for the^ TOM-LooaN•^cpoRrG)H0EThe Smart Looking. Popular Sho«CAMPUS...CLASS ROOMUonl. All Round College ShoeSame HikH Quality as theTOM LOGAN GOLF SHOEIf vour dealer cannot supply youwrite lie for cataloK and pricesI I lOMAS 11. LOGAN COMPANYfltidnon, Mata. GARRISON’S RECITAL REVIEWEDBy Ernest Bloomfield ZeislerOne hundred and fifty seats on theitage were occupied a.s Mabel Garri¬son sang in Mandel hall Tuesday af¬ternoon. There were four groups inthe program. Among the first wasan aria from Mozart’s “Magic Flute,”which Mme. Garrison sang exquisitely.As in other American artists, thereare lacking the passion and warmthwhich distinguish such violinists asElman and such singers as Carusoand Schumann-Heink. But Mme. Gar¬rison’s voice was wonderfully pure,and had a velvet quality which is verysoothing. Throughout the whole re¬cital she displayed fine artistry andmusicianship.In the second group there was acharming thing by Josten, and a col¬oratura display by Saint-Saens. Thislast pleased the audience so that theydemanded and received an encore,“Tambourin,” a 17th century melodyariangod by Tiersot. In the thirdgroup was included a very lively,buoyant piece of coloratura by Hage-man,‘which was peiTormed beautiful¬ly, with remarkably fine trills, and amarketl improvement in intonation.This was followed by an encore,“Baby,” by Mr. George Siemonn, theexcellent accompanist. Other thingsthat Mme. Garrison sang were a Nor¬wegian Echo Song, most effectivewhen done by such an artist as sheis, and a final encore, “My Little Ala-hamu Coon,” by Starr. TO TALK ON GREEK TEMPLESJ. Humbidge Will Lecture to Renais¬sance SocietyMr, J. Hambidge, the di.scoverer ofwhat he has called “Dynamic Sym¬metry in Greek Va.ses” and the authorof the hook of that name, will lecturebefore the Renaissance society of theUniversity, Tuesday, April 19, at 8,in Harper Assembly hall. His sub¬ject will be “Dynamic Symmetry inGieek Architecture.”Mr. Hambidge has just returnedfrom Greece where he was sent byYale unixeisity to examine the prin¬ciple tempelsand if possible to recoverthe'r plan.'. His efforts were highlysuccessful ami very significant for histheory. He will speak particualrly ofthe two great temples of the architectIctinus, the Panthenon at Athens andthe temple of Apollo at Ba.ssae inPhigaleia. The lecture will be illus¬trated by slides.Mr. Hambidge is the Scammon lec¬turer of the Chicago Art Institute andhas already presented his vie\vs to theRoyal Institute of British Architectsin London. A SHORTERSHORTHAND SYSTEMIN TEN EASY LESSONSThis course covers ten easy lessonswhich will enable the Student, Pro¬fessor, Journalist, Doctor, Lawyer oranyone .seeking a professional careerto go through life with 100 per centefficiency.THIS COURSEIs short and inexpensive, and isgiven with a money back guaranteeif not satisfied.SEND THIS CLIPPING TODAYr —^PYRAMID PRESS, PUBLISHERS1416 Brodawy,New York CityGentlemen: Enclosed herewith is$5.(X) for w'hich kindly .send meyour shorthand course in ten easylessons by mail. It is understoodthat at the end of five days, I amnot satisfied my money will begladly refunded.Frosh Insignia ReadyFriday will be the last chance forFreshmen to get their class rings andpins. From 1:30 to 2:30 at the Rey¬nolds club and from 2:30 to 4:30 atIda Noyes, they will be distributed.There are a few extra pins for thosewho have not ordered and wish one. NameStreetCity and StateYour best bet — MaroonClassiffied Ads bring results.Try one today!A Message to^ung MenOUR Young Men’s Clothing Salesmen areyoung men. They have the same style ideasyou have. They know what style means to youbecause of what it means to them. They knowwhat is new— and how much of the new is good.They are one of the reasons why the young menof Chicago like our Young Men’s Clothing Section.The other reason, of course, is the clothes whichare found here—because in style, in quality and invalue Marshall Field & Company Young Men’sClothes offer the maximum of satisfaction.YOUNG MEN’S SUITS • THIRD FLOOR^MARSHAIL HELD 6 COMPANYTHE STORE FOR MENq4 Separate Store in a Separate BuildingTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 14, 1921 3SUMMER JOBS FORSTUDENTS SCARCETHIS YEAR—MATHERWages Considerably Lower;Smaller Variety Offered,Says Employment HeadSALES. POSITIONS, NUMEROUSOwing to the business dejpressionexisting in the country at the pres¬ent time, the employment situationthis summer will not be nearly as sat¬isfactory for students as it was lastyear, according to statements madeyesterday by William T. Mather, headof the University Employment Bur¬eau. While there will be enough jobsto go around “providing the men arewilling to give up some of their pre¬judices and learn to buckle down toreal hard work,” wages will be con¬siderably lower. High paying sine¬cures such as many .students held areno longer to be had.A much smaller variety of positionsis offered. “The only line in whichthere is any increase of jobs is sales¬manship,” said Mr. Mather. “I re¬gard this kind of work as particualrlybeneficial to men working during thesummer vacation. Up till recently,however, the men have kejd clear ofsales work. But har<l times are put¬ting a new face upon the matter. Dur¬ing the Spring vacation several of ourlaw students actually sold small arti¬cles from house to house and madegood at it. A year ago these menwould not have considered such workfor a minute.”Firms on Part TimeMost of the firms which took onmen during the summer, intending touse them permanently after gradua¬tion, are now running on part time.Cosequently jobs of this nature offer¬ing a preparatory training are in mostcases no longer open. A large num¬ber of men last year held positions inthe packing plants and in the Inter¬national Harvester Co., but the de¬mand for college students to be train¬ed for future permanent work has atthe present time practically closed.Subscribe for The Maroon!MOUSTACHE RACE STARTS ATSENIOR VODVIL TOMORROW{Continued from Page 1)Babies; 8. Delt Act—Amateur Night.A feature of the evening will bethe original program which waa re¬ceived from the printer today. It Issomething new and is one of the clev¬erest parts of the show. The chair¬man of the committee in charge hasspent both day and night in search ofrare personal humor about campuscelebrities, especially seniers. Scat¬tered throughout the handsome book¬let are jibs and quotations from theleaders and wits of the Universityelitt.Few Good Seats LeftReports from the box office lateyesterday indicate that seats for theperformance are nearly all sold butthat a few good, though scatteredones, remain. The office will be openfrom 12 to 1:80 and from 8:30 to 5:80today and Friday.The grftnd finale of the Big Showwill be staged by the Seniors enmasse.Led by their president, they will holddown the platform from where theysing their new Senior songs and raisethe roof with some yells which haverecently been compost.Friday at 6:15 in Hutchinson cafe,the class will be their own hosts at adinner party at which all are urgedto be present. Tickets for the dinnerwill be 75 cents.Course Books Are ReadyCourse Books and Grade Cards forthe Winter quarter are ready for dis¬tribution. They may be had at theBureau of Records, Cobb hall, todayfrom 9 to 12 and from 2 to 4:80, andthereafter at the regular office hours,10 to 12 and 2 to 8.Students in the College of Educa¬tion will be served at the dean’s office.The University Recorder.Subscribe for The Maroon!DINE AND DANCE A BRAND NEW SENSATION“Husk^’ O’Hare’sToddle RascalsThe Idolsof DancedoinAvailableFor Your DancesPhoneHARRISON 10320 W. Jackson Blvd.April Phoenix, IssuedToday, Is “Friars” |Number”By Hirsute de Bum me 'Whether through the machinations [of Maxon or Collins or the BlackfriarPress Agent, the ancient and honor-abel order of Friars certainly come'into their own in the April Phoenix, ^ofi'ered for your approval today. In¬cidentally it’s the best number of thePhoenix, in our estimation, that has |yet been put forth. |The cover is a bear. We won’t spoil'it for you by telling you what it’s like.'Better buy a copy and find out for |youiTolf. Of course you’ve done thatalready—how could you help it? Rod.McLeod drew the cover and several of Ithe many clever and well done draw- jings scattered through the magazine. IDuke Hutchinson, one of the origi- Inal Friars of 1904, gives the dope on |the firfit Blackfriar show' in a breezy Istyle which makes it easy to under- |stand how he came to write the first iof the annual shows. “Ground Glass” |imparts valuable information in re the |poetic muse, “A Child’s Gai'den ofjWorse’! which probably causes R. L. iS. to turn over in his grave. (Rumorhas it that “Ground Glass” has a fac¬ulty for history teaching.)There is other poetry and doggerel,the best probably the delicate ironies,“Frail Fragments,” by “Chloe.” We jrecommend that “Chloe” be rushed by ithe Poetry Club — she has the true jlyric touch. Toward the back are theexchanges—spicy and pert as usual.Speaking of exchanges reminds usthat Eddie Waful, of revered memorywho wrote that he had seen a Phoenix Ijoke accredited to the “Arizona Phoe- Inix.’ ;jfrankUn Simon & Co.<lA Store of Individual ShopsFifth Avenue, New York<iAnnounce an Exhibitionfor IVimen^ <J)(Cisses and QhildrenFifth Avenue Fashionsfor Spring and SummerTHE BLACKSTONEEnglish RoomMONDAY, APRIL 4thTUESDAY WEDNESDAYAPRIL 5th APRIL 6thPRESENTING every essentia]and accessory of the springand summer wardrobe for everyoccasion of day or evening—fromFifth Avenue’s original shop, theshop of original fashions . • . Mf MVf /Af A.Vf A.Vf ;.,\f /..Vf Mf /oVf ,/«Vf A.Vll /"\f I \% Ml /Af MEducate your taste:Milk Nougat5c Bar 5c—say“Bikes’’‘ cJke largest sellingijualiiy pencil ini yvoxld1 I 'hIWi/ENUSl7 hlavh dcp'jccsand 3 copyingFREETrial samples ofVENUS prm ils sentfree on request.(American Lend Pencil Co.21S Fifth Ave., Dept. N. Y.0/etll tiaiioners and stores throughout the ivorld. nnlilaum€nist anil^aitiu^fi lankiHrinbrr JKrhrral iirerrur (jiiietrmJUimMauni Auinturat S'i.xty-thirh ^t.^Tarrst IBank tn tbrRnutpratty nf (ihtraitn“LUCIA HENDERSHOT”Private Dancing LesaonsIn a course of five lessons onecan acquire the steps of the waits,one-step and forx-trotSpecial Class Mon. Eves.1541 E. 67th St. Hyde Park SI14IN6 EfiuMeo.HouAm.BeL6tvH__mAteD. /TALY todoSIi/nh ttMceMc/) mohff) thereerhnA\MERICA-YtLijOWSTONS - GxQRAOOCMITE' Cutf lER - KAMBiiCTanadianAlaska* ■FOR ruSTMCii iNeomvmoN warn tm FtioNcT Oo s nroi-iF2S c»mTU.TOWl-S.. F»r—M«n»aW.JIACKaON at.^ Pt>ew.MM»l»N Wt COWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats, Caps andNeckwearBILLIARDSCIGARS—CIGARETTES—PIPESSoutheast corner 55th and Ellis Are.A THE NEWArrowCollarCluett. Peabody fis^ Co. Inc. T roy, N. Y.BLACKSTONE THEATRENOW PLAYINGHELEN HAYESIn Edward Childs Carpenter’s Comedy“BAB”From Mary Roberts Rinehart’s Saturday Evening Post Storiesof the Sub-Deb.PRICES: Nights 50c to $2.50.Wed. and Sat. Matinees, 50 to $2THE GOLDEN LILY.'i.’ilh St. at the “1.”4 THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, APRIL 14. 1921Fencing CompetitionBegins on TuesdayIt makes no differenceWho you areWhether millionaire orComedy star.You make a dateThree weeks aheadAnd then start savingYour copper and lead.The night rolls ’roundFor the dance to commenceBut you never can saveKnough for the expense.Ken Richardson, the estimable gentin charge of the bevy of beautifulchorus girls in the Machinations ofMax recently heard one of the bevystate after galloping through a newstep all afternoon that country airand green grass aren’t the only thingsthat develops the calves. Competition for the Universityfencing championship for this yearwill begin on Tuesday. Each compet¬itor will compete in a four minutebout with every other, both with sa¬bres and with the foils, the competitorwith the highest aggregate score oftouches in both weapons, according tothe regulations for Conference fenc-,ing, being declared the victor. Anyoneregistered in the University is eligiblefor this tournament. Entries will beaccepted until half the total numberof bouts have been fought. The boutswill take place in Bartlett gymnasiumat 5:16-6 from Tuesday to Friday..After the University tournamentthe .Mid-Western fencing champion¬ships in foil and sabre will be decidedat the Vorwaerts-Turner hall onWestern .Ave. and 12th St., on Sunday,May 1, at 3. All University fencersare urged to enter. Entries may besent to Mr. Henry Kraft, Hollywood,Ill., or to R. V. Merrill, Faculty Ex¬change.Commerce Club MeetsThe most probable reason for thestocky means of locomotion on starsoccer players is that they stop somany kick with thei rshins their legsbulge out on the opposite side.Elizabeth Scholle remarked recent¬ly that the best way for amateur dra¬matic stars to develop poise is to takea daily jaunt down the center aisle ofHarper about 3 P. M. Mr. C. S. T. Banks, UL.B., an audi¬tor with the William Castenholz firmof certified'public accountants, willaddress the Commerce club today at4:30 in Classics 10, on “The PracticalRelationship Between the Accountantand the Business Man ’’ All membersare invited.Cosmopolitan Club MeetsWe have ju.st equipped ourselveswith a short hunk of lead pipe to useon the next stranger that accosts usto ask if the Reynolds club is the PhiBate residence.Louis Apt asserts that New Yorkis much more beautiful than Chi be¬cause the eastern metropolic has morehandsome cabs.Dame Rumor has it that the con¬cert in Mandel Tuesday afternoon wasrudely interrupted by the raucous bel¬lows wafted over from the Black-friars tryouts.And now its time to hunt up thegolf clubs and start the old springdrive with the affable Ev Walker. The following members of the Cos¬mopolitan and International clubshave been asked to meet tonight at 7in Harper M16: Frances Lowrie, Emi¬ly Becht, Helen Guest, Dora Kirsch-enbaum, Ella Cromer, James Mark¬ham, Nat Goodman and John Enri¬quez.CLASSIFIED ADSGirls clubs are also found on thegolf course.SLIMESS.FRENCH TR.AVEL SOCIETYORGANIZE EUROPEAN TOURThe French Travel society of Chi¬cago is organizing a tour for youngwomen under the chaperonage ofMme. Yvettede Masseau, M.A., pro¬fessor of French, Spanish and Italian.The travelers will sail July 2 and willvisit England, Scotland, Belgium,France and the battlefields. The Ri¬viera,, Switzerland and Italy.Hotels, vises, automobiles, war tax,railroad fees and sightseeing are in¬cluded in the fare of $890. The touris escorted by women thoroughly ex¬perienced in foreign travel and a con¬ductor is provided on the continent.Further information can be had fromProf. Nitze of the Romance depart¬ment.UNIVERSITY CAFEUP-TO-DATEServes the Best MeaLs in the CityA Trial Will Convince YouSPECIAL .3.5-CENT DINNERSWe have Commutation Tickets$5.50 for $5.005706 Ellis AvenueOpposite Snell HallMARY KIEFERDANCING STUDIOPRIVATE LESSONSAlsoPrivate and Open ClaaseaPublic Dancing Sundays3 to 6 o’clockWATSONS ALCO ORCHESTRA6512 Cottage Grove Ave.Phone Fairfax 999 REWARD for return of I. P. Binder.T. Iserman, 10 North Hall.ACTIVE STUDENT WANTED tosolicit from dormitories. Good prop¬osition to offer. Work during sparetime. No special hours. AnswerBox 2.FOR RENT—2 housekeeping rooms.Private family. 5751 Drexel Ave.FOR SALE—Big profit, big bargainfor twenty-four room building. Suit¬able for Fraternity housing and in¬vestment unexcelled. Very low price.Act quick. For full information callRobert Quait, Randolph 7684.LOST—Black bag containing classbooks and papers. Reward. Returnto Information Office.HARPERHarp«r Avs. at SSd St.—Mat. DailyBxclusivs Hyds Park ShowingThursday, April 14Gladys Walton“ALL DOLLED UP’’inAlso Special Two ReeljFeature Comedy andBurton HolmesTravelogue MYSTERY OF LONELY CARBAFFLES FLOOR AND POLICE(Continued from l'"Ugt 1)He found his running mate missingand not even the brothers knew’ ofits whereabouts.But out of the darkened skies cameto messengers a summons to the “sta¬tion” and a summons to Flook’s pri¬vate sanctuary.Zim found his car. And he foundother things too. The Copper wasnone too easily convinced that he ow’n-ed the bus. Flook was none too easilyconvinced that tuition called for park¬ing privileges. And Zim was none tooiceriain as to whether he would jeliving on bread and chlorinated wateror lining up at a B.D.L, for a hamsandw’ich and a stack of wheats.Blames It on El“I’ll swear Radcliffe tried his bestto have me jugged,” said Zimmermanyesterday. “At least it would havebeen a novel experience.”But now’ all is pase and in the mean¬time—Somewhere, somebody is anxiouslywaiting for tho.se precious letters thatZimmerman forgot to mail for Rad¬cliffe and—The Rolls-Royce is in hock until thebattery is rejuvenated after Flook’sexhaustive attempts at starting, andThe moral is: Before you leave townbuild a garage over your gas-chariotand tack an “Out For Lunch” sign onthe front door step.OFFER BOY .SCt)UT COURSEAT BARTLETT GYMNASIUMThe Boy Scouts of America co-op¬erating with the American Red Cross,is to offer a course in boy leadershipfor “Scoutmasters and those interest¬ed in boys,” on Thursday evening,April 14-June 16 inclusive, at Bartlettgymnasium. The courses are toopen to men 18 years of age or over,principles and methods of boys’ workwith elementary and advanced tech¬nique, first aid, swimming and lifesaving are to be included.All w’ork so far as possible will bepractical, and will be learned by prac‘tice, according to a bulletin issued bythe organizations fostering the plan.The cour.se is to be divided into threesections, each section to cost one dol¬lar. Books needed in the course willbe on sale at Bartlett gymnasium.For the benefit of those who willnot go home from work before thecourse, a fellowship dinner will beheld each Thursday at 6. MURIDTURKISHCIGARETTEMrs. Fox was bragging one day about the largenumber of her cubs.“How many cubs do you bring into the world atone time?” she asked the LIONESS.“Only ONE,” replied the Lioness—“but it*s aLION.”MURADS COST 20 CENTS for a BOXof 10 —BUT THEY'RE MURADS!MURA.OS would be lower priced if we left outall or part of the 1 00 - 1 iirkisli tobacc os of the jiurcstaifd be.<l varieties grown—or il we .«ubslitiited inferiorgrades of Turki-di tobacco.But they wouldn’t heMLRADS—lhey'de>nly beFoxes!inline for yourself—Sfinial attention is calledto Murad20sin lin /tores if . tsf th* Oa/Jb’and I option ( in the U%»rA/Your best bet — MaroonClassiffied Ads bring results.Try one today! MANICURING SHAMPOOINGKENNEDY SHOPSMARCEL WAVING1214 E. 55th St. 1155 E. 63rd St.Midway 3081 Hyde Park 2643Student Rato at 55th St. ShopSPUR-A New NarrowArrowCollarCluett.Peabody Cr Co. Inc.Troy, N.Y. 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