mt iHaroonVol. 19. No. 94. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 13. 1921 Price 5 Cent*PLAN UNlVERSin CIRCUS JUNE 11FOR VISITING WASEDA PLAYERSUndergraduate Council Organizing New Event forClass Week Similar to lllini Affair—Alumni to Co-operateAn all-University circus to cele¬brate the visit of the Waseda Univer¬sity baseball nine of Japan will beheld at Sta^ff Field on Alumni day,June 11. The Undergraduate Coun¬cil will have charp^e of the affair.“The Maroon team toured the Ori¬ent last year and gave the Japs ataste of baseball a la Chiego,” saidFrancis Zimmerman yesterday. “Al¬though Waseda was beaten by a con¬siderable .score that fact did not pre¬vent the students from giving theChicago men a royal entertainment.'Plan to ReciprocateSo now that an opportunity pre-!seats itself, the ba.seball veterans and jthe fans are determined to recipro-:cate, and plan a reception and enter- |tainment that will give the Japs a',good idea of American hospitality to Itake home with them. The circu!» |will involve more organization andthe efforts of more people than any |other event with the possible excep¬tion of Settlement Night.” ;Some of the features which havemade a success of the annual Illinoiscircu.s will be u.sed, it is said, but themain stunts will be strictly original. IItefore the circus .start.s a monster pa¬rade headed by the alumni and fol¬lowed by the fraternities with floats,the various clubs on the campus, theCouncillors and the Marshalls, will iwend its way around the field. Sideshows, clowns, elaborate costumes andjazzy mu.sic will cmbclli.sli the spec¬tacle. •G. Ray Schaefer, advei-tising man¬ager of Marshall Field and Co. hasbeen made alumni chairman, and willco-operate with the UndergraduateCouncil in producing the circus. Com¬mittees will be announced next w’eek. BIG TEN BASEBALLSEASON OPENS ATCHAMPAIGN TODAYIllinois and Northwestern Bat¬tle in First Game of1921 RaceMAROONS MEET LOCAL TEAMSell Out VaudevilleTickets Today,ReportWith only two days left before thepulling of the curtain on the annualRig Show, the Seniors are about readyto hang the “Standing Room Only”sign on the four-by-four box office.Over a thousand tickets were taken byfratemities and clubs at the rafflelast Thursday and the goggled chapbehind the bars in the Mandel hallbox is sending out an S. O. S. Indi¬cations are that the few seats thatremain unsold will be gone by tonight.With the disappearance of card¬boards comes the final touches on theproduction itself. For several weeksthe acts have been prancing back andfoith across the stage developinggrace, beauty and charm to quell theangry mob F'riday. Now comes thecall for final rehearsals.Tonight the following acts will ap¬pear in Mandel foi- rehearsal at thetime stated: Quadrangle Babies, 7;Harry McCormick, 7:30; Senior Class,8; Sophomores, 8:15; Junior, 8:30; S.A. K., 8:45.At the same time that the polishis being applied to the actors andthe stage hands are leaiming how todrop a “wing” without wrecking thehouse, the entire Senior class will.:tage a rehearsal all their own on theaudience side of the footlights. Newclass songs and yells will he goneover and the whole calss is asked tomeet in Mandel promptly at reheaisaltime.Interfraternity StarsRoll Finals TonightThe finals of the Interfrateinity])owling tournament being held on theRevimlds club alleys, will he playedt«»night, the winners of the I’hi I’si-I’hi Gam and the Sigma Nu-I’si ftmatches which occurred last night,calling for the I’an-IIellenic cham¬pionship.The winners and the runners-up ofthe two leagues formed at the begin¬ning of the tourney, met last nightto play off the inter-league match forthe title. .As soon as the scores ofthe loaders and the seconds in eachleague indicate the leading two teamsthey will meet for the first honors.Chairman Rushnell .said yesterdaythat the individual averages had notbeen made up, but that they would betotaled and averaged as soon as pos-.sihle to decide the‘winner of the hallwhich is to be presented by HankMarino to the player with the highestaverage for the matches in the tour¬nament. REYNOLDS CLUB TODEMAND CLEAN HOPREDMON DECLARESOfTending Members Will BeCompelled to Leave, Pres¬ident AnnouncesCOMPS AND. FRIPOVRG PLAYHold Makeup Exams April 23Students expecting to take examin¬ations for the removing of deficien¬cies on the fourth Saturday of thisquarter, April 23, and who have notpb-ondy made formal application bynotice cards, should do so immediate¬ly. The applications .should be sentto Miss Dixon of the Bureau of Rec¬ords.Civil Engineer to SpeakMr C. S. J. Bank.s, LLB., civil en¬gineer and auditor with William Cast-enholz and Co., will address the Com¬merce club tomorrow at 4:30 in Class¬ics 10. Mr. Banks will speak e , “ThePractical Relationship Between theAccountant and the Business Man.”on the floor. A request for co-opera¬tion from the members in this matterhas been made. Objectionable dancing will not bepermitted at the Reynolds club dancewhich is to be given Friday, accord¬ing to Charles Redmon, president ofthe club.“The Reynolds club stands for cleandancing,” .said Redmon yesterday.“All members are expected to ob.servethis .standard. Offenders will bewained and if they fail to complythey will be requested to leave theclub.”Ticket Supply ExhaustedAll of the 250 tickets for the dancehave been distributed and only memhers presenting these tickets will beadmitted. The Combs and Fribourgoifhestras are to furni.sh the music.The Executive council of the clubis contemplating steps to prevent theloss of books from the club library.A large number of books have beentaken from the library in the pastfew weeks and have not been return¬ed. This condition is also true in thereading room. Magazines and papersare removed from the racks and thendisappear.Magazines and Books DisappearAlthough there are four copies ofpractically all the magazines it isoften impossible to find a single onea few days after they have been putin the racks. Unless this conditionis remedied it is very likely that themagazines will be taken out of theclub. •The Council has also found thatholes have been burnt in the pooltables and carpets of the club because of the carelessness of some ofthe members in placing lighted cigar¬ettes on the tables and throwing them CAST TRYOUTS FOR BLACKFRIARSHOW TO BEGIN TODAY AT 4Selections of Characters to be Made on Basis ofAppearance Before Producer—Scenery Contest OpensIllinois and Noi-thwestern tear openthe Big Ten baseball season today,when they clash at Urbana in the1921 opener. The game is not thefirst on the Conference schedule, asIllinois and Purdue were .supposed tohave opened last Saturday.| Rain,however, necessitated the calling offof the game in the third frame, andas a result today’s battle officiallyopens the race for the Big Ten title.La.st year Illinois was runner up tothe champion Wolverines, and thisyear appear to be probably thestrongest team in the race. Michigan,although w'eakened by the loss ofCapt. Parks, who.se work in the pitch¬ing box has been .sensational for twoyears, still has a .strong team, how¬ever, and can be counted on as oneof the big guns of the Conference.Practice Games for MaroonsWhile the other teams are round¬ing into actual Big Ten competition.Coach Merrifield of the Maroons issending his athletes against some ofthe strongest teams in the city in or-dei‘ to get them in shape for theiropener at Urbana April 23.The Wnodlawn “Boulevard” Team,composed of policemen and firemen,is on the card for a game at Staggh’ield this afternoon, and the We.sternElectric team will furnish the oppo¬sition for the men of Maroon tomor¬row.Mochel to Play Here Friday“Johnny” Mochel, former .star Ma¬roon third baseman and a member ofthe team which la.st year toui'ed theOrient, will bring his Illinois SteelCo. nine to Stagg Field on Friday fora game with the Varsity. RogersPark, who defeated the Maroons 6-3in a game staged in la.st Saturday’s.snowfall, will a.gain meet the Chicagoteam Saturday.Several sti ong teams are .scheduledto meet the Mai’oons next week. LakeForest College will be the enemy onMonday, La Salle Extension Univer¬sity on Tuesday, and the Federal Re-seive Bank team on Wednesday. TheVarsity will then be grilled alone fortwo days in preparation for the Illi¬nois game. Seniors Dine TogetherFriday; Sing atVaudevilleOrganize Mandolin ClubAll women are invited to attend ameeting Thursday at 4 in the northparlor of Ida Noyes to organize aMandolin club. Mandolin, guitar, ban¬jo and ukelele players are wanted forthe club. The club is being organizedwith the idea that it may be u.sefulin connection with the plays andstunts given in Ida Noyes theatre.Call for Senior .VetivitiesThere are still a few seniors whohave failed to turn in their activitycards and a dollar to the Cap andGown office. They should not neglectthis any longer. Please mail card anddollar in the stamped, self-addressedenvelope which was furnished for thatpu rpose.DAILY PROGRAMTODAYY. M. C. A. Cabinet, 4:30, Ellis’unior Math Club, 4:15, RversorY. W. C. A. Vespers, 4:30, Idaves hall.’’sychological Journal club, 4:30,’’sycbological laboratory.TOMORROWTieoturc by Prof. Peters, 4:30, HnAssembly hall.’’hysics club. 4:30, Ryerson 32.'^hemical society, 8, Kent theat’■^ocio’ogy club. 8, Classics 21.'■'oody lecture, 8:15, Mandel hall. Have you noticed that flushed lookon the Seniors’ faces lately? Thatisn’t cosmetics, its class spirits. The1921 outfit is making things hum thesedays. Friday they will do some morehumming—on the new Senior song.Friday night, you may recall, isvaudeville night; and the vaudevilleis the seniors’ own. They want every¬body to know it. So, in order to showtheir class they are going to marchinto the show en masse Watch forthem. All this will happen after adinner in Hutchinson cafe at whichplans and such things will be talkedover.The la.st event of the Vodvil pro- Cast tryouts for “The Machinationsof Max” will begin today at 4 un¬der the direction of Hamilton Cole¬man the producer, and will continueuntil the men are picked. All menwi.shing to try out for the cast of theshow must appear today.It is expected that the largest num¬ber of men who have ever tried outfor the cast of a Friars show will beon hand today. Between 70 and 80men have notified the manager thatthey wi.shed to compete, and this num¬ber may be enlarged.May Read Any SelectionOwing to the number, each candi¬date will be limited to a very briefappearance. The test will consist ofreading or speaking any selection ofany natuie which the candidatethinks is best adapted to his abilities.Aspirants may signify the part theywish to fill, but they may be re-castif the producer thinks it advi.sable..Senior song—of, by and for the seniors. Don’t miss it. Or rather, youcan’t—unelss you leave early, whichwon’t be allowed. , I In order to give every man angram will be the singing of the new ; , . ,» at„ . u 1 T? iu equal opportunity, Mr. Coleman, the<?onir>r sonrr—nf hv or)f] for the sen-I ' , ' * . , \ , ,,, ’ .producer, said yesterday, .1 am giv¬ing the men perfect freedom of choicein .selecting the lines they are to read.The .shorter the better, however; Ishall limit the men to two or threeminutes, and advise them to select apart of from five lines to half a pagein length. Appearance, voice andpoise will all be considered.Scenery Designers MeetI Men interested in submitting scen-Departments of Geology andl ery designs for “The Machinations of' Max” will meet today at 2:30 in theBlackfriar office. All men at the Uni-SIX FIELD COURSESTO BE OFFERED INSUMMER QUARTERGeography Plan SpecialTripsPretz Takes Class To OregonDuring the Summer quarter fourfield courses in geology and two ingeography will be offered to studentsin these departments. In the firstterm a course will be given by Prof.Allison, of the University of Minne-.sota, open to both men and women.There will be a permanent camp nearDevils Lake, Wis., for those takingthe course.During the second term a cour.sewill be conducted by Prof. Noe in thestudy of the fossil plants of NorthernIllinois. This cour.se consists of sev¬eral short trips to the coal fields andlaboratory work here at the Univer¬sity following each. One of the othergeology trips is to St. Genevieve coun¬ty, Missouri, in charge of Prof. Wel¬ler. The other is to the ColumbiaGorge and will include some real“roughing it.” The equipment willbe carried by pack animals and themembers of the party will learn tosleep in the open without even a tentover them. This course is open tomen only and will be conducted byAssistant Prof. J. H, Bretz.Explore Green Bay RegionOf the two geography trips onewill be to the Door Peninsula, in theGreen Bay region of Wis., and willbe given by Mr. Platt, an instructorin the Geography Dept. The othertrip will be to the lower St. LawrenceBasin and will be given by AssistantProf. Colby. versity are eligible to enter the con¬test, the details of which will be ex¬plained by Mr. Coleman at the meet¬ing. The plan of selecting a settingdesigned by students has never beentried by the Blackfriars, but it hasworked successfully at Princeton andelsewhere.19 i I b riars Author IsNew Post HumoristRichard Atwater, ’ll, is the “Ri-(luarius” conducting the “From Pillarto Post” column in the Chicago Eve¬ning Post.“I was an instructor in rhetoric atthe University of Minnesota la.stFall,” Atwater said today, “but—Wellit is much more interesting to con¬duct colyums than freshmen, eh?”Atwater taught Greek here for a whileafter his graduation; then redeemedhimself by writing a Blackfriar show,“A Myth in Mandel,” which was pro¬duced in 1917.DRAWINGS TUE.SDAY FORTENNIS TOURNAMENTPhi Delta Upsilon PledRCHPhi Delta Upsilon announces thepledging of Betty Fisher, Austin, Ill.;Folrence Wheeler, Chicago, Ill.; LydiaWinter, Owatonna, Minn.; MarjorieGriffith. Whitew’ater, Wis., and EmmaHentges.Chi Rho Sigma Pledges TwoChi Rho Sigma announces the pledg¬ing of Edith Bowen of T^ansing, Mich.,and Dorothea Pfister. Jane Morganthau, runner-up inlast year’s W. A. A. tennis tourna¬ment, has been made general mana¬ger of this year’s competition whichwill start next Tuesday, April 19.Drawings will take place tomorrowand Friday from 12 to 1:30 in the IdaNoyes Trophy gallery.The affair will be similar to thatof last year, a ladder tournament. Anywoman who wishes to take part iseligible, provi<ied that she draws anumber on either of the two days setfor the drawing. She may then chal¬lenge any of the three players hold¬ing a number within three places be¬low her Those who, at the end ofthe six weeks of plays have reachedthe first four places in the ladder willplay one another for the champion¬ship.Women Hear Dean WallacePhi Beta Delta PledgesPhi Beta Delta announces the pledg¬ing ing of Arema Chadwick and AlmaBauman, both of Chicago. Dean Wallace will speak at theVesper service of the Y. W. C. A. to-lay at 4:30 in the League room. Therewill be special music. All women areinvited.1>THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY. APRIL 13. 1921.Qltfp latly itlariuiuTh« Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPubhched morning*, axcrpt Saturday, Sundayaad Monday during tha Autumn, Wintar andSpnng quarter*. by Tha L'taily MaroonCompany.Enterod a* aaaond claa* mail at tha Cki-aago poatoSea, Chicago. Illiaoi*, March 13,1906, undar tha act of March ), 1073.Offices EHls 14Telephone Midway 800Wednesday, April 13, 1921.KNOW YOUR UNIVERSITYDid you know that—The University of Chicago was thefirst university to adopt the quartersystem with four quarters to the col¬lege year instead of two semesters.This plan was a r adical departurefrom ordinary educational practice butPresident Harper placed unboundedfaith in the experiment and the pres¬ent success of the system shows thathis faith was justified.Former Dean Angell, now president¬elect of Yale, says of the plan:“The four quarter system has beenone of the most influential thingswhich the University has ever under¬taken. It has been widely copied inwhole or in part, and it has, in myjudgment, done more to capitalize atsomething like their full value theeducational resources of the collegesand universities of the country thanany other one thing that has occurredin this period.”LIFE FOR THREE CENTSThe Chinese students in the stateof Illinois have raised $10,000 for therelief of their starving countrymen,Lun J. Chu, chairman of the Chinesestudents at the University reports.Some Chinese students at the Univer¬sity are living on sixty cents a day inorder that they may give more to thefamine relief fund. All are workingto get contributions,YOU can .save a life for a day forthe price of most newspapers. Youcan save three lives if you will givethe cost of one chocolate bar to thefund. Chinese Famine Fund stampsare on sale throughout the city atthree cents (one life for one day)each. We don’t know whether they:rjo on .sale at the University or not.rrtey should be and if they’re not theyprobably will be and we will tell youtomorrow where you can get them.Rut we write this today to remindyou that when you buy that candy orthat ice cream or any one of the num¬ber of inconsequential things you buyfrom day to day you owe it to your¬self to give a moment’s thought tothe starving people of the Orient. Dothis today and if you can nibble yourcandy in peace, so be it. We have nomore to say. And if the thought of astarving baby or mother prompts youto give something to the famine fundso be it. This tells you how easy itis to save a life. The choice is yours. REPORT OF RETIRING Y.M.C.A.PRESIDENT SHOWS PROGRBSGlenn Harding Cites Conclusive Evidence inSpeech at Installation Banquet; Published HereWith List of New Cabinet Members of importance and trust in the eyes of I ious way. It had taken us a yearthe campus. .Many marks of appre- j to realize it. It is our hope that Mr.ciation for the incrca.sed efficiency of McWhorter and his cabinet may real-' the Association has been received ^ ize it and assume the responsibility' during the year. Perhaps the greatest | that is theirs immediately,i of these was the gift we received The machinery is all prepared. * A! through Mr. Messer, clearing our de- considerable body of workers awaits1 ficit. As an indication of the success ; the wishes of the new cabinet. I am' of the church co-operation work, many •sure that the cabinet is one of thei pastors of neighborhood churches have highest order of ability and Christian! made the statement that more stu- character. If that Christianity isI dents are attending church today than ' made aggre.ssive, it will permeate the1 at any time in tl\eir experience, cov-; whole membership. And if that mem-- I ering in some instances 20 years. Fac- j bership cannot then go out and carry. , ,. . , * u; V ultv members who have not contrib-; the right appeal of personal serviceThe University Y. .M. C. accord- beside sending out speakers to Hi-Y , “iiy mtmoeis v>iiu ^ ^ , ^A GROWING POWERIn passing note the splendid reportof the year’s work of the Y. M. C. A.under its recent president, GlennHarding. The Y. M. C. A. is growing.It deserves the support of every manin the University. It is one activitywhich provides interesting work andwhich can never be accused of beingpetty or narrow. The Y. M. C. A. atthe University is rather small I)utvery active—but it is rather a pooradvertiser Don’t let Senior Vaude¬ville posters, Blackfriar press agentstories, and Ro.salie dance propagandatake your mind off of a real live andvital campus activity. Watch the Y.grow this year.YOU KNOW HIM IHe’.s the world’s best promiser. Surehe’ll have it done. Of course. It’s up¬permost on his mind. He’s so convinc¬ing that you blissfully let him goahead. But when the time for produc¬ing results come around you learnthat “promising young men” are notall they’re cracked up to be.Your best bet—MaroonClassiffied Ads bring results,one today! ing to the annual report read by GlennHarding, retiring president, at its in¬stallation banquet held last Fridayevening, may be likened to a pyramidbuilt upon a broad field of seiwice..\t the top of this pyramid is the cab¬inet of fifteen student leaders, whodirect the activities of 150 committeeworkers, supported by 350 membersand 650 student contributors, w'ho.serve, during the year, from six toten thousand people scattered over anarea greater than Chicago.Other features of the banquet werethe presentation of a loving cup toHarding, the installation of the newpiesident, William McWhorter, andthe other officers and cabinet, andspeeches by Assistant Recorder F. J.Gurney, Dean David Allan Robertson,and several others.The lineup of officers and cabinet,as announced at the banquet is asfollows: William McWhorter, presi¬dent; Carl Fales, vice-president, and clubs, in the city high schools. Fre-Lincoln Center, and others, the numher of such workers at one time reach¬ing sixty, fifteen of which are per¬manent and giving three and four'eve¬nings each a week to the work.Sunday mornings find Bible class¬es composed of University men inprogress in the neighborhood church¬es, a healthy indication of our Churchco-operation progress. The rooms ofthe Assciation are crowded for manyhours each day, and volunteer de.skmen attend to innumerable little re¬quests and perform many courtesiesand small favors. Chess and checkerboards are given no rest, and ourchess tournament had even an inter¬national aspect. The .sale of our hand¬book is a few short of two thousand..\pproximately, the same number of to the rest of the campus, then wemay call the campus hopeless. Butneither you hor I believe that. Butfor this spirit to spread throughout,chairman of religious meeting com- ! copies of the special Y. M. C. A. edimittees; Russell Pettit, secretary; j tion of the Maroon, writing up ourHarry James, church co-operation; activities very fully, have been dis-Harold Lewis, Bible study; Logan! tributed. This was the biggest singleFulrath, deputations; Lennox Gray, piece of publicity our Association hasfriendly relations with foreign stu- j ever put out.dents; Francis Zimmerman, forums | Our Finance campaigfn was a decid-and lectures; Percival Gates, finance; ed success. With a force of 50 to 75Robert Stahr, social; Hilger Jenkins, [ solicitors, 640 student subscriptionsocial service; Keith Capron, hand-! were gathered, totaling well overbook; Lathan Crandall, publicity;Rent Denman, rooms; Charles Dwin-ell, membership, and Forrest Craw¬ford, missionary.Glenn Harding’s report is publishedherewith for the benefit of those in¬terested in the work of the associa¬tion.President’s Report—1920-21The year 1920-21 has been a verystrenuous one in nearly all walks of! the covering of our budget. Thislife, but in none has activity been i could not have been done if sentimentmore in evidence than in the program | upon the campus ■were unfavorable toof the Young Men’s Christian Asso-1 us.64881917,300723ciation at the UnivevrsityTo a keen ob.server it •would havebeen plain last April that the .Asso¬ciation was “in shape,” hardly trainedup to the minute, but i-eady to standpunishment and give all it had. Ithad no handicaps, but on the contrarywas headed by efficient secretaries,possessed a student cabinet of strongper.sonnel, was backed by a loyal,though relatively small membershipwhich was on a seiwice basis Everyman was one who had voluntarily de¬clared his sympathy with our objec¬tive and his willingness to work.The year has justified our consid¬erable expectations. The activitieshave been of the same character buthave revealed . greater strength andscope than before and an improvedspirit. The traditional statistical re¬port of activities is respectable. Itfollows:AttendanceReligious meetings 30 1916Forums and lectures 29 1318“Know Chicago” excursions..!8 2911Socials 34Rible Classes 302Rooms dailyCommittee meetings 55Referred to neighborhood churches1041Every item on the above list ex¬cept two which are substantially thesame, show's a considerable increaseover last year. Statistics do not tellthe story of a work in personal rela¬tionships, however, and a resume ofthe year’s activity will be much moreconcrete with a personal reference.The religious meetings include a ser¬ies addre.ssed by Bishop McConnell,and many conducted by student lead¬ers. Political discussions and DeanRoberton’s lecture on the “History ofthe University” come under Forums.Torchlight “pep” sessions, the Recep¬tion to the President, other gather¬ings taking in those students un¬touched by our campus social whirl,teas given in private homes and eag¬erly attended by many of our Foreignstudents, all are the work of the So¬cial and Friendly Relations commit¬tees. Correspondence of Americanstudents with students in other landshas been supervised, and high schoolboys have been entertained and con¬ducted through the University bythe.se same committees. The Deputa¬tions committee has supplied Volun¬teer Gospel teams to churches inneighboring towns and over the city. uted to our work for four or five years"‘“”•7, j have responded willingly this year,qucntly our Social Service committee, [ „„p|imentedof which we are very proud, has oh-> proRram hy thetamed woikers foi the Lmversity het , settlements we have as-1 we must have contact, the proper con-tlement, for Hull House, for Abraham j Charles D. Hurry, head of the nections. Try to carry on a telephoneT.incoln Cont^r. and nthers. the num- p,.iendly Relations Commit-1 conversation with a poor connectiontee made the statement: “The Uni- of the wires. You are the operatorsversity of Chicago As.sociation has and the connection can only be madethe most comprehensive program on through your personal religious con-Friendly Relations in the country.” tact with your fellow workers. If youAnd w’O had one Y. M. C. A. official 1 wish the w'ork to be successful in the'remark, after attending one of our 1 highest degi'pe, make a good connec-Cabinet rneetings, that it was the best, tion.Cabinet meeting he had ever attend- j The passing cabinet joins with meed. ; in urging this upon the new adminis-Though our record shows an ad-; tration. We have taken the first stepvance, I am glad to say that in some by making arrangements for a seriesthings we have failed. -As optimists, of meetings by Sherwood Eddy earlywe have not been afraid to undertake next fall. Take full advantage of thata thing because its accomplishment opportunity’ and the association willlooked difficult or impossible. Cer-! come nearer to filling its place on thetainly, we have failed in some tasks campus than ever before. Every manand benefited by the experience. An .student should have a part in “Y”instance is furnished by our member-: woik. There is no other provision forship drive w’as to have been a Calling ^ active religious life on the campus,Week. Through inadequate prepara- j an(l one cannot utterly neglect anytion and support on the students’ part, j of his character and not back-it failed of any material success. And ^ slide. If we can check a backslide byin one or two other things, failure of ■ an appeal for clean living or on somethe same kind has been our lot. These} other moral is.sue, forcibly made, letexperiences served us chiefly by in-' us do it; but let us help them to ad-dication of certain weaknesses and re-, vance rather than “not to slide.”vealing that we have much yet to do. Every man for an active religious life!There is no just comparison possi- ; Hold that ideal ever before our asso-ble between our task and any other | ciation whether w'e approach it byon the campus. We are the only stu- much or little. I am sure it will help,dent organi'/ation promoting Christian \ The passing cabinet again joinsreligious life, and the only one offer- with me in w’ishing Mr. McWhortering the opportunity for service in and hi.s cabinet the greatest of suc-working out such a life. Our list of cess and joy in the work, and in ex¬membership can indicate only two pre.ssing our confidence in their abil-things: that we are not reaching the jty and zeal. .And I, looking back,whole student body with our program} want to extend very sincere thanks toand that where we reach an individual every member of my cabinet, for thein many instances it is not with the support, the good spirit, and thehelp that applies to his particular friendship shown me in the work. Andneed. It is inconceivable that out of to “Gerry” Smith and Mr. Dickson, Itwo thousand or more men upon the wish to express my gratefulness forcampus that only 350 will respond to ^ the manner in which they have work-1 iiuvi' ...... .. -- :^ program with the breadth and depth cd with us, the students. There is nomiscellaneous materia ^ ^ ! of that of a Young Men’s Christian finer memory or experience in my lifeconstruct a pretty de ni e am ri , ^cjt^ociation. Our basis of membership' than these Christian contact.^, I havepicture of our woik and ,1 js; ^ p?-etty sure check on the sincer-' appreciated them keenly. They havev i.sh to give you a few e ni e am body, and undoubtedly served greatly to enlarge my life andsignificant facts . makes it smaller than it would other-' j know it w’ill do the same for manyyou may remembei. , a enge • ^e, but after observing for a workers in the future.our broad field for service, accomplished with .pyramided upon it, our stmlent or- ■ approach. I am sure more;ganization. At the top of th's pyra-; ^ SHORTERmid is the ca be a good associ.ation worker Surely] CUORT'H A MTY ^YQTT'Mteen able men, who with few excep- explanation except, SHORTHAND SYSTfcjVllions make our ; ,^0 wronK appeal for having 1S0 art-, IN TEN EASY LESSONSImrhunllrennnfty active workers,! if,; u'wL''our''fa'n-' ™.’,'"“.rpKiving a surprisinuly lai-KC aKKiei-ate J"'Week, failure in enable the .Student, Pro-number of hours to the work, drawn : 'e m the ra 'w • fessor .lournahst poetor I-a^et a$2,000, practically quadrupling thestudent subscription of the previousyear. In appreciation of this success,Mr. Messer of the Central Departmentreleased a gift to us that wiped outthe large deficit w’c had carried sincethe war days. Since that time, facul¬ty, alumni and citizens have increasedthe number of subscriptions to 759,and the amount to $9,000, assuringI have presented to you a mass offrom a membership of 350 men of anyone seeking a professional careerpupose, supported hy 650 student con-: I reiwls' f P*' «"*tribiitors in recognition of our worp,. ^ ,7 j. considerable body ofsolving frorn sis to en thousand our : THIS COURSEa terJtorT considerably | we^kjiess.^^^^^^ iack of ag-, „ and inexpensiv., and i.than the area within our city limits. i ^Please remember: The students sup¬ply 15 leaders, 150 workers, 350 mem¬bers, 650 contributors, to .serve six toton thousand peopel scattered over anarea greater than Chicago. No otherstudent organization can make sucha statement, and no other organiza¬tion keeps so everlastingly at the job.This program represents definiteprogress during the year just past.Distinctive features in this progressin activities are the success of theservice basis of membership, themarked success of our financial drive,the establishment of a real ChurchCo-operation work under Mr. BruceDickson, the .secretary for that work,the social .service work, the enteringof a new field for service through theHi-Y groups, the volunteer desk ser¬vice, better co-operation with the Y.W. C. A., the regularity and spirit ofthe cabinet meetings, the monthlymeetings of our entire committeeforce in the interest of one particu¬lar ta.sk, and the regularity and qual¬ity of our religious meetings. Thatthere is a different and better spiritpervading the Association is evi¬denced by its functioning. No organ¬ization will respond to indifference.Ours has responded very vigorouslyto a spirit of service and fellowship.Esteem on the campus has increased.In the recent election, the vote castwas over double that of last year. Theinterest in the election w'as due to thefact that the present position of theAssociation on the campus makes itspresidency a position of the first rank our body of membership had a relig- •ntiofiaHious motive, but we were loath *to ex-: «atisned.ercise it or even to let it out. jAt the la.st meeting of this year’s }Cabinet, the greatest lack of our pro- 'gram was thoroughly discussed. Al-1most without exception every man igave expression for the first time tothe feeling that W'e were weak on the {religious end of the program. Ouractivity was large, varied, and com¬plete, but the balance was poor.Greater emphasis wa.s needed on thereligious side of the program or wecould not hope to fill our proper placein campus life. We cabinet membersconvicted ourselves of insufficient con¬tact with other association membersand workers in a personal and relig-’ 1 given with a money back guaranteeSEND THIS CLIPPING TODAYPYRAMID PRESS, PURLISHERS1416 Rrodawy,New York CityGentlemen: Enclosed herewith is$5.00 for which kindly .send meyour shorth.and course in ten easyIe.s8ons by mail. It is understoodthat at the end of five days, I amnot satisfied my money will begladly refunded.NameStreetCity and StateBLACKSTONE THEATRENOW PIxAYlNGHELEN HAYESIn Edward Childs Carpenter’s Comedy“BAB”From Mary Roberta Rinehart’s Saturday Evening Post Storiesof the Sub-Deb.PRICES: Nights 50c to $2..50.Wed. and Sat. Matinees, 50 to $2THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY. APRIL 13. 1921.Choose Members ofSecond Y. W. CabinetMembers of the second cabinet ofthe Y. W. C. A. were announced yes¬terday and are as follows: Social.Anna Gwin Pickens, Lillian Howard.Margaret Nelson; social service, StellaTharpe, Melvina Scoville, ElaineBuck; finance, Ruth Wilcox, AlmaCramer; meetings, Dorothy McKinley,Martha Beck, Anna Rylander; mem¬bership, Edith Rasmussen; world fel¬lowship, Ruth Drake, Marie Prentice;upper-class counselor, Helen Robbins,Isabelle Gardner; publicity, EllaMarks, Elizabeth Vilas; college ex¬change, Julia Rhodus, Adelene Baiel;campus community, Arvilla Stagg,Alice Larsen; Geneva conference,Winifred King, Helen Hamilton; andintercollegiate, Gladys Braddock.Marion Norcross has been placedon first cabinet as chairman of themembership committee. There willbe a meeting of the second cabinet to¬day at 4:30 in the League room. Itis very necessary that all membersattend.USEFUL HINTS ON HUMOR,DRAMA, FEATURE PHOENIXHeralding the well known if em¬bryo “Machinations of Max,” thePhoenix comes out tomorrow with theBlackfriar’s Number. The funny oldbird has secured the services of oneof the Blackfriars dramatists, DukeHutchin.son, who offers his sugges¬tions on “How to Write a BlackfriarShow.” According to the editor, hisremarks will definitely settle this sub¬ject which has agitated the campuslitreati for so many years.A famous cynic has written an ar¬ticle on “How to be a Funny Guy.’An unknown poet publi.shes his masterpiece, “A Child’s Garden ofWorse,” and for the dramatically in¬clined there are .several playlets on avariety of themes.All material for the May Phoenixshould be in by April 23. Vacanciescreated on the staff by the graduationof Seniors in June will be filled bytho.se per.sons handing in the largestamount of material of high quality.Quadranglers Announce PledgeThe Quadranglers announce theplc<lgiiig of Charlotte Acer, of NewYork City..\lpha Delta Phi’s PledgeAlpha Delta Phi announces thepledging of Bruce McFarlane, ofSioux City, la.Alpha Sigma I’hi PledgesAlpha Sigma Phi announces thepledging of Harold Hinkel of Joliet,and Vincent Kohl and George Rutter,both of Chicago.i.'V IV7 kV'i liVV fcW tWtV/tVYiVYMcADAMS FLORISTJ. La Grotta, Prop.Phone orders from studentsgiven prompt attentionComer 53rd & Kimbark Av.Phones: Midway 9559Hyde Park 18DINE DANCETHE GOLDEN ULY55th St. at the “L” A BRAND NEW SENSATION“Husk” O’Hare’sToddle RascalsThe Idolsof DancedomAvailableFor Your DancesPhoneHARRISON 10320 W. Jackson Blvd.Ask for the_ TOM_To&aImcpoRrG)H0EThe Smart Looking, Popular Sho«.o, CAMPUS.ndCLASS ROOMIdeal, All Round College ShoeSame High (^ality as theTOM LOGAN GOLF SHOEIf your dealer cannot supply youwrite us for catslog and pricesTHOMAS H. LOG AN COMPANYHudson, Mass. '“VJ ,A.'I A-Vf./uVf ' IEducate your taste:I Milk Nougat5c Bar 5c—say“Bikes”THE SAME FORSIGHTwhich prompts the student to seek educa¬tion should tell him not to spend his all butto have AN ACCOUNT with a RELIABLEBANK. And if it’s nearby, so much the bet-The Bank behind you ' ^ is theUNIVERSITY STATE BANK1354 EAST FIFTY-FIFTH STREET“Corner Ridgewood”DIXON’SKeep thisIhundryi on voar mincL -II A better one you.il> never find. ELo^O -7:“lAe master dmwOt^pencir LEADSone for every needorprefermce -SOLD BY GOOD STATIONERS—AT SCHOOL AND IN TOWNRead The Daily Maroon for All the Campus NewsCheck up all thatCamels offer you !ANY one of Camels many points of absolute superioritymakes them a delight to the most fastidious ciga¬rette smoker! But, consider all that Camels pass you:—Unequalled quality — the wonderful Camel blend ofchoice Turkish and choice Domestic tobaccos—a flavor asdistinctive and refreshing as it is appetizing—smoothmellow mildness never before attained in a cigarette —freedom from any unpleasant cigaretty odor!And, when you compare Camels with any cigarette inthe world at any price, you will note that Camels nevertire your taste, no matter how liberally you smoke!C«me/g are aoldeverywhere in ecien-tifically sealed pack¬ages of 20 cigaretteefor 20 cents.R. J. REYNOLDSTOBACCO CO.Winston-Salem, N. C.4 THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 13. 1921The summer months are almost hereWith breezes soft as andantinoWe think of the strife with quakingfearThe fight with the battling mosquito.Our attention was directed to a lineabout the sheets being used for tablecloths in a hick hotel and since theycovered a straw mattress the guestswere served with wheat cakes forbreakfast.Chorus girls aren’t the only oneswho have gone hungry. Many res¬taurant proprietors have gone on therocks and starved to death.The cushioned cell was recentlydusted and refurnished for the bash¬ful gent who registered for a coursein Geoolgy because he thought hemight get boulder on the field trips.One thousand coises. We just gotsettled for a period of rest after ex¬ercising the grey matter trying tosolve the mystery of the M. and M.dance and we come bang up againstthe WCG dance that’s to be thrownat Rosalie on the 22nd of April.A very green guy from the sticksThought he’d break away from thehicksSo he came here to schoolAnd worked like a foolTo learn all the new parlor tricks.Cold FactsAlthough Fred Frost didn’t haveanything to do with the destructionof the fi'uit crop recently he’s doinghis darndest to dodge any bird thatlooks like a rural i-esident.Since yeast is involved in the de¬velopment of good home brew maybethat’s the reason a guy thinks he’ssuch a swell fella’ after having somepoured down his throat.Theie has been a rumor spreadaround recently that a high stonefence is to be built around the campusthis spring to keep the trees fromleaving.According to the recipe for theAVhistle we are supposed to think ofclever last line by which to con¬clude our .spa.smodic efforts but stncfewe haven’t thought of a clever lineeither first or last we’ll come to anabrupt stop with the well knownphrase of—Whoa!SLIMESS.COMMERCE CLUB MEETSTOMORROW, DANCES FRIDAYMr, C. S. T. Banks, LL.B., an audi¬tor with the William Castenholz firmof certified public accountants, willspeak to the Commeerce club tomor¬row at 4:80 at Cla.ssics 10. His sub¬ject will be “The Practical Relation-.ship between the Accountant and theBusiness Man.”The first Commerce club dance ofthe quarter will be given on Friday,from 4 to fi, in Ida Noyes theatre. Theju.stly celebrated Rubber Band willfurnish the syncopation. The winningteam and individual in the member-.ship campaign will be announced atthis time.All ticket sellers are reminded thatthey must turn in all cash, unsoldtickets, and the names of purchasersof tickets, before h^riday afternoon.They can report to the accountinglaboratory between 12 and 12:15, ex¬cept on Thursday, and between 1:10and 1:25.Your best bet—MaroonClassiffied Ads bring results.Try one today!MERIT CAFETERIA1101 E. 63rd St., Corner GreenwoodConvenient to the UniversityYou see your food l)efore ordorisfA large variety of vegetables andmeatHome cooking our specialtyHome made Pastry Warm Time is Expectedat Dramatic Club TodayActors and actresses, actual and po¬tential, who comprise the membershipof the Dramatic club, will meet todayat 4:30 in Cobb 12A to fight out thematter of a general reorganization ofthe management of the club and aradical change in its policies. Thecataclysm, it appears, was precipitat¬ed by the resignation of Louis Dooleyfrom his position of stage manager,at the meeting of the club last Fri¬day.Inasmuch as it will soon be neces¬sary to start work on the spring pro¬duction of the club, it is a matter ofconsiderable importance to all con¬cerned that matters be settled at once.The immediate question before themeeting this afternoon will be anamendment to the constitution, pro¬viding for a stage staff, a businessstaff, and a director who shall directand do nothing else.It is expected that the -naturallywarm temperaments of campus Thes¬pians will find ample opportunity forvigorous self assertion when the dis¬cussion begins to wax interesting. Allmembers, active and associate, areurged to be preent and join in thefree-for-all.MANICURING SHAMPOOINGKENNEDY SHOPSMARCEL WAVING1214 E. 55th St. 1155 E. 63rd St.Midway 3081 Hyde Park 2613Student Rate at 55th St. ShopSPUR-A New NarrowArrowCollarCluett.Peabody &Co. Inc.Troy. N.V.4:u.DR. 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