Cfje Bail? iWaroonVol. 19. No. 91 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. THURSDAY. APRIL 7, 1921 Price 5 CentsNAME GUBBINS HEADOF INTERFRATERNITYCOUNCIL FOR 1921-22Woorling. Bird. Hargreavesand Leggette OtherOfficersPLAN PAN-GREEK ATHLETTCSWilliam Gubbins was elected prps-ident of the Toterfratemity pouTicil atthe annual oloction of officers lastnisrbt for the year 1921-1922. He suc¬ceeds Jobn Fulton, Jr., the retirini?president, whose term expired April 1.Gubbins is the Psi Upsilon deleprateto the Council, and has been promi¬nent in interfratemity activities aswell as in athletics and in campusactivities. ,T. Farl Woodinp, SiirmaNu, was elected vice president; HarryHargreaves, Kappa 5?igma, was chos¬en as recording secretary, and HarryBird, .Tr., Alpha Tau Omega, as cor¬responding secretary. Reginald Treg-gette, Phi Kappa Sigma, was electedtrea.surer for the ensuing year.Baseball Series in MayPlans for interfratemity baseball,tennis and relays will be announcedsoon. Former president Fulton post¬poned action on the Spring scheduleuntil the new officers should be in-.stalled. Tt is expected that play willbegin in interfratemity baseball aboutMay 1, and tennis during the earlypart of May. The interfratemity re¬lays are run off during HomecomingWeek in June. Council RepresentativesAttend NationalConferencesSecret C. and A. Dope tobe Revealed by NewMagazineMany vital facts of interest to allC. and -A, students are to be disclosedfor the first time when “Commerceand Administration” appears on thecampus on Tuesday morning. Thedeep and dark secrets about the keep¬ing of the students’ personal records,and the use which is made of thepsychological testa given to all mem¬bers of the school, will be divulgedfor the benefit of the readers of thelatest campus magazine..An important new plan of the C.and A. sophomore class, which willaffect all future classes, is to be an¬nounced in this issue. Another articlewill explain the mystery of the reasonfor “mimeographed material.”The College of Commerce and Ad¬ministration is about to introduce anew course in commercial engineer-ing, which will be completely outlinedin the magazine. There is also anannouncement'of the nominees for theCommerce club council for next year.The campaign for the selling ofsubscriptions is warming up. HaroldSmith’s team is now in first place,with Romaine Heim’s a close second.The staff hopes that a large numberof students will subscribe before thepaper comes out on Tuesday and sug¬gests again the advisability of or¬dering extra copies to be sent to thefolks at home, high schools and busi¬ness and personal friends.Commerce Club Meets TodayMr. Lucius Teter, president of theChicago Trust Co., will address theCommerce club today at 4:30 in Class¬ics to. His suff.iect will be “Tradeand Commercial Organizations.” Im¬portant announcements, of intere.st toall members, will be made at thismeeting. Commerce club tickets willbe required for admittance Glenn Harding, president of theL^ndergraduate council, and FrancisZimmerman, Junior member of theCouncil, will attend the IntercollegiateConferences on Student Governmentduring the pre.sent month.Harding will attend the conferenceto be held at the Mas.sachusetts In¬stitute of Technology at Boston, Mass.April 15 and 16. Zimmerman will rep¬resent the University at the confer¬ence at the University of Mi.ssouri,Columbia, Mo., April 7, 8 and 9.The local Undergraduate council re¬ceived invitation.s to both conferencesseveral weeks ago. The president’soffice became interested in the plansof the meetings and offered to paythe expenses of the representatives.The movemnt for the conferencesof undergraduates governing bodiesoriginated from a meeting of repre¬sentatives of Cornell, Princeton, Penn¬sylvania, Dartmouth and Technologyheld at the University club of NewYork City in December. At about thesame time, the Student Council of theUniversity of Missouri conceived theidea of an Intercollegiate Conferenceto include the schools of the Missis¬sippi Valley.The aims of the two conferences aremuch the same. They hope by bring¬ing representatives of the more prom¬inent colleges and universities togeth¬er to discuss the problems and meth¬ods of student gov’emment and .stu¬dent activit'es, to exchange ideas, ar¬rive at a better understanding of eachother, and obtain suggestions for the‘■olution of problems confronting themin their own schools. The ColumbiaConference will differ from the Tech¬nology meeting principally in the factthat matters discussed before it willpertain more directly to problems aris¬ing within Mis.sissippi Valley .schools.Forty-one ot the principal schoolsfrom Kan.sas to Virginia and Mainehave been invited to attend the con¬ference in Boston. Delegates fromMississippi Valley schools as well asthose on the Pacific coast will attendthe Columbia Conference. DEPARTMENT OFCHEMISTRY NEEDSNEW LABORATORYWork of Famous Scientistsand of Graduates Hinderedby Kent Congestion.Sophisticated SophsPlan Palos Park PicnicOn Saturday. May 7, the sophisti¬cated members of the Sophomore classwill frolic at a picnic at Palos Park,it was decided at the class meetingheld yesterday noon. Generous mem¬bers of the class will furnish autosfor all and the women have promisedthat sufficient food for their hungrycl.'issmen will not be lacking.For the next few w’eeks WalkerKennedy will be out looking for quar¬ters from all loyal Sophs so that therewill be ice cream n’everything to make.’t a real party. Frank Linden haspromised to furnish the cars andCharles Loeffel .and Grace Bennetthave been scheduled to furnish theentertainment. IMPORTANT DISCOVERIES MADE(By Robert P. Poliak)“The chemistry departments of thecolleges and universities of theUnited States are all crowded,” skidDr. Julius Stieglitz yesterday whenasked how the University ranks,thereby revealing a genuine breadthof view in the consideration of hisscience. “But I can tell you somepertinent facts about our depart¬ment,” And he did.Staff selections in the departmentof Chemi.stry are made on the basisof teaching and research ability. Thismethod of selection is based on thetheory that a research worker is amore inspiring teacher; it has beensuccessful.Kent Laboratory CongestedThe department is extremely crowd¬ed. Kent laboratory is now manag¬ing to house from two to three timesits normal capacity. Approximately800 students have registered for thespring and summer quarters. 'Thel.aboratories are so congested that allthe halls but one are being used forlaboratory pui-poses.At present over fifty students areengaged in research work and thereis an urgent need for a new labora¬tory to hou.se graduate .students andscientific investigators. ' The futureplans of the department is to devotethe whole of Kent to undergraduatew’ork. This separate laboratory sys¬tem has been approved by PresidentHarry Pratt Judson and the Board ofTrustees. Only the problem of fundsremains to be metTwo Important DiscoveriesThe department has two recent dis¬coveries of large scientific importanceto its credit. Dr. William DraperHarkins has disclosed definite indica¬tions which show that chlorine con¬sists of a mixture of related elementscalled isotopes. Dr. Gerald LouisWendt has developed methods for pre¬paring a new form of hydrogen corre¬sponding to the form of oxygen knownas ozone.The names of past scientists of in¬ternational repute are written largein its history. From 1892 to 1915,Dr. John Ulric Nef was the head ofthe department. He was internation¬ally known as a member of the .small{Continued on Page .3) DRAW ORGANIZATION SEATSFOR SENIOR SHOWS TODAYFraternities and Clubs Planning to Reserve LargeBlocks of Seats for Annual Vaudeville—Must Have Cash ReadyMaroon and Purple GleeClubs ExchangeConcertsOnce more the University andNorthwe.stei-n University will resumerelations when each school’s musicalclub will invade the other’s domain inan exchange of concerts. The musi¬cians are due to entertain at differentdates in the early part of May.Mr. Lutkin’s .A (ilappella choir fromNorthwestern will journey down to the(luadrangles to give a concert Tues¬day, May 3, in Mandel hall. This welldrilled body of singers will bo remem¬bered by the splendid performancethey gave here several years ago.The Mai'oon glee clubs will invadeNorthwestern on Friday, May 6, togive a return concert, wdth about onehundred singers. The appearance ofthe Men’s Glee-club Saturday at 8:15in Mandel hall in connection with theconcert to be given by the Girls GleeClub of Coe college. Cedar Rapids, la.,wTl be the last appearance of the clubthis spring. Seats for this perform¬ance will be sold in Mandel and in thebookstore at noons.GEORGE S. LYMAN, ’15,DRAWS BEST POSTERIN FRIARS CONTEST 1 Drawings for group tickets for theSenior Vaudeville take place today at3:30 in the cloister of Mandel hall.Representatives of organizationshave been requested to have the mon¬ey for their tickets at that time. Themanagement will hold seats only 24hoiu's unpaid for. This will be theonly chance for any organization toget block tickets, as the sale will bethrown open to the public tomorrow.The same .show w’ill be given Fri¬day and Saturday nights, April 16and 16. Neither night will be for¬mal. Both will be considered frater¬nity and club nights, thus assuring allorganizations good seats, even thoughthey make unlucky drawings. A bigscramble for tickets is expected as thefraternities are getting their alumniout.General Sale TomorrowThe general sale of tickets will starttomorrow. Five teams of .salesmenwill he on the job to di.stribute thepasteboards. Tickets bought of thesesalesmen will be redeemable at thehoxbox office for reserved seats. Thefollowing team captains will meet to¬day at 12 in Cobb 12 A: Max Lambert,Harold Yegge, An Unzicker, EstherMcLaughlin, Frank Hardesty, andPreston Wade. The business man¬agement announces the following boxoffice hours: 12-1:30 and 3:30-5:30daily, except Saturday and Sunday.Alumnus Submits WinningDesign—To Appear onScore and Bills Fritz Crisler Allows Sin¬gle Hit in VarsityWinDAILY PROGRAMName Federation CommitteeWiihura Avres, chairman of thepo.ster committee of the Federation,has announced the names of the wo¬men who will aid her on that commit¬tee. They are as follows: EstherJohnson, .luliet Obermiller, Ruth Kin¬dred, Catherine Hageman, Flora Ar¬nold, Alice l.arsen, Agnes Montgom¬erie, Catherine Little, Ellen Le Count,I Catherine Browne. Elizabeth Kneip-I pie, Dorothy Clark, Willella Roemheld' and Harriett Cocks. TODAYDramatic Club Spring tryouts at3:30 in Cobb 12A.I.rf'cture by Mr. Ball, 4:30, HarperAssembly room.El Circulo Espanol, 4:30, Ida Noyeshall.Congregational club, 7:.30, Semin¬ary house.Political Science club, 7:30, HarperE 11.Philosophy club, 8, Classics 21.Women’s Glee club, 4:.30, Mitchelltower.TOMORROWDramatic Club tryouts, 4:30, Cobb12A.Junior-Soph dance, 4 to 6, Ida Noyes ROOM FOR MORE IN CHORUSGeorge S. Lyman. ’16, won theBlackfriar poster contest held to se¬lect the best poster for the 1921 show',“The Machinations of Max.” Lyman’sdrawing w'ill be seen on the advertis¬ing handbills and on the cover of themusical score. Lyman also submittedthe most satisfactory design for aprogram cover.The winner is an alumnus of theUniversity and a member of tbe Orderof Blackfriars. He w’on tbe postercontest in 1914, 1915, 1916 and 1919.He is a professional artist of localdistinction.1.30 .Seek (Tiorus JobsWith 130 men out for tbe chorus of“The Machinations of Max,” whichthe Blackfriars w'ill pre.sent May 13,14, 20 and 21, Hamilton Coleman, whohas been engaged to coach the show,expressed himself as much pleasedw'ith the outlook “It is the best turn¬out w'e have had in the six years inw'hich I have directed the Friarsshow,” he said.There is still opportunity for menwishing to try out for the chorus, ac¬cording to Allen Holloway. Men whohave not already appeared have beenurged to come to today’s rehear.sal at3 in the Reynolds club theatre. NextMonday Mr. Coleman will start th#chorus men on a few' simple dancesteps. Cast tryouts will begin prob¬ably next Wednesday.SPECIAL RATE$1.00FOR SPRINGQUARTER SIGN UP NOW\“TTie Daily Maroon is the only organ of the student body that re¬flects undergraduate opinion.” says Prof. J. W. Linn. It is your pa¬per! Suppiort it! Subscribe now! Chicago blanked the Chicago Tech¬nical College nine 17-0 in a slow con-te.st on Stagg Field yesterday. Nopitching or hitting pow'er was opposedto the Maroons, and they had the up¬per hand from the pitching of thefirst ball.Crisler w'ent the full nine inningsfor the first time this season andlooked exceptionally good in the box.He dished up a fancy assortment ofcurves to the Tech team, allow'ing buta single hit, and striking out eightmen.Maroons Hit WellAll of the Maroons took their cutsat the ball w’hen they took their turnsat bat. Dixon, Yardley, Burch andFlyer starred at the plate with twosolid bingles each, w'hile Schultz,Barnes, Pierce and Woods contributedwith a hit apiece when they wereneeded. •When things got to sailing easy forthe Maroons, Coach Merrifield ran inhis line of substitutes in order to givethem a looking over under fire.Crisler Stars on MoundDfspite the w'eakness of the oppo¬sition, Crifiler’s hurling w'as impres¬sive. The pitcher was in tip-top shapeand displayed some clever curvesalong with perfect control. At therate he is going, the enemy teams inthe Conference will buck up againstsome real pitching when they take onthe Chicago crew?Rogers Park, a strong local semi-pro team,* will face the Maroons on(Continued on Page 'A\SF^ECIAL RATE$1.00FOR SPRINGQUARTERTHE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. APRIL 7, 1921fiatly iiaroatiTh< Student Ne'^spaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublifNad mornings. Micspt Saturctay, Sundayand Monday during tha Autumn. Winter andSpring quarters. by Tha Daily MaroanEntornd ss saaond class mail at tha Chi-eago postaAea. Chicago. Illiaais, March 13.IVfld nn-Iar tha act of Marob 3. 1173.Offlceg EHis 14Telephone Midway 800Thursday, April 7, 1921.KNOW YOUR UNIVERSITYDo you know that—The custom of chiming forth theAlma Mater each evening at 10:10owes its inspiration to Coach Stagg.Four years before the Alice Free¬man Palmer chimes were installed inMitchell Tower in 1908, Coach Stagghad written a letter to the Presidentin which he said, “Why not have agood night chime for our athletes—to let its sweet cadence have a lastword with them before they fallasleep; to speak to them of love andloyalty and sacrifice for their Univer¬sity and of hope and inspiration an'dendeavor for the morrow?”In 1908 therefore it was arrangedthat for five minutes every night thechimes should send forth the melodyof the Alma Mater.A STADIUMIllinoi.s, Wisconsin and Ohio Stateare all engaged either in erecting newand modem athletic stadiums to ac¬commodate the crowds which last sea¬son only too fully manifested theirinterest in football, or else they areprojecting definite plans for such en¬terprises. Such expansion is not con¬fined to schools of ^he western inter¬collegiate conference. The Universityof Washington is engaged on a sta¬dium that equals the Yale bowl insize. Leland Stanford has a similarproject.But the University of Chicago,whose remarkable building plans inother respects are so widely adver¬tised, remains discreetly silent on thesubject. Is it likewise pasive?FRIDAY NIGHT IS LADIES’ NIGHTYou men of the Reynolds club,—doyou know that Friday night is Ladies’Night in your venerable organiza¬tion ? Do you know that, accordingto one of the club’s by-laws, the doorsmay be thrown open to the women ofthe campus once a week, and thatthev may use the privileges of theclub?Many campus women have beencomplaining because men take advan¬tage of Ida Noyes hall while they areunable even to visit the men’s organ¬ization. Some of them like to bowl,others to play pool and billiards, andfor this reason"the Reynolds club at¬tracts them.The Toadies’ Night custom shouldbp ro-established. A closer friendshipbetween men and women on the cam¬pus is certainly needed, and by re-stonng the one night a week plan forwomen, this can be brought about.If you have a date Friday, take herto Reynolds club. Perhaps she bowls.Tf not, you can read her a love story.PUNCHING THE CLOCKTn European universities, which are«tin the standard of the educationalworld, the faculty assumes that thestudents attending the University arethere for work. When one registersfor a class he signs a card at the firstday of the semester and again at thelast day. During the rest of the timehe is at liberty to absorb his knowl¬edge as best he may. He is judged onthe work he turns out and not on thenumber of times he attends a giveneour.se.Tn the University of Chicago thereare several professors, most of whomhave studied abroad, who adopt thissame liberal attitude. It is a mostrefreshing experience to be in acourse where the role is never called.The situation itself creates in the stu¬dent a new and .strange desire to workto get something out of the course.The responsibility which rests uponhim gives him a new aspect of the im¬portance of study.Rut alas! In most of the classes-this liberality is sadly larking. In C.and A elasse.s particularly there.'Cems to be the spirit of “punch thetime clock every day and you’ll getyour pay at the end of the week.”There is in the organization of theUniversity as a whole, we believe. Sig^ma Nu and Psi V*#Clash in Bowling FinalsThe prelims of the Interfratemitybowling toui-nament held on the Rey¬nolds club alleys are to be .finishedthis week, with four matches yet tobe played in the race for second hon¬ors in both leagues.Sigma Nu holds the first place inLeague A, with the Phi Gams andKappa Sigs trying to clinch the sec¬ond position. If the Phi Gams dropa game to S. A. E. tonight, the KappaSigs will have a look in on secondplace, and will meet the Phi Gams.Psi Upsilon heads the list in LeagueB, and Phi Psi and the Tekes will rolltonight to decide who has the secondhonors. The winners of tonight’s tiltswill meet Tuesday in the semi-finalsunless the Phi Gams lose a game toS. A. E., which will bring the KappaSigs into the tourney again.Sigma Nu has been given untilTuesday night to get ready for thebout with Psi Upsilon in the firststage of the semi-finals. ChairmanBushnell is confident that the finalswill be concluded within the next ten(lays and urges that there be no morepetitions for postponement, as thetourney has run longer this year thanbefore, and is cutting into the timeallotted for other Pan-Hellenic activ¬ities.FINAL EXAMS FOR ARMYCOMMISSIONS APRIL 25Preference and Choice of Service toContestants With Highest GradesFinal examinations for commissionsin the Regular Army will be held .April25. The final examinations will con¬sist of quizzes in subjects prescribedby the War Department.A preliminary examination must hepassed before the date of the final.This examination is principally oneconcerning the physical conclition andthe moral character of the applicant.By complying with certain pre¬scribed rulings, graduating studentsof the University are eligible to takethe examinations. Where studentshave taken subjects in the Univer¬sity and have passed with a certaingrade, they may be excused from ex¬amination in these subjects in the fin¬als April 25 by receiving permissionfrom the Examining Board of theUniversity.Major William R. Miester of theMedical Corps, Captain Preston T.Vance of the Field Artilleiy, and Cap¬tain James C. Lewis of the Field Ar¬tillery have been appointed membersof this Examining Board. They willmake the preliminary examinationsand should he seen by those interestedin obtaining commissions in the Reg¬ular Army.The final examinations is a com¬petitive one, the commissions beinggiven upon the percentage grades ofthose taking the examination. Menreceiving the highest grades will begiven the preference and will alsohave a choice of the branch of theArmy in which they wish to serve.some provision for subtracting gradepoints on the basis of absence alone.We hope for better things some day.We hope the day comes soon. Rutprobably it will not come until stu¬dents can prove that they are attend¬ing the University to study and thatthey will no longer submit to beingtreated as day laborers of the dinnerbucket type who must be watched sothat they don’t lean on their shovelsand doze.YOU KNOW HIM!He may be in a hurry when you seehim going across the campus. But hesees all his friends on the stairway ofCobb, and has a chanc# to pay off hissocial duties there. He helps a co-ed- slowly—down the .stairs, for fearthat haste will work disaster.Suds aNd^mODDIimMSHlIlUHm^ ■c.Keep thisUandry' on yoar miacL -•.i A better one you 11! never find FEDERATION LECTURE ONGARDENING TODAY AT 4:30Mrs. Ru.ssell Tyson to Show Pomi-bilities for Women in Land¬scape WorkMra. Russel Tyson, President of theNational Farm and Gardening Asso¬ciation will speak today at 4:30 inIda Noyes reception room on “Land¬scape Gardening as Applied to BothCity and Country,” Mrs. Tyson hasbeen obtained by the Federation ofUniversity Women to give this as thefirst of the lectures under the auspicesof the Vocational Guidance Commit¬tee for this quarter.Mrs. Tyson has had charge of theexhibits at the Art Institute combin¬ing architecture, applied art and land¬scape design. “In her lecture today,Mrs, Tyson will point out the possi¬bilities for women in the art of land¬scape gardening. She has had un¬usual experience in this line and willbe able to give to the w’omen of theUniversity something of unusualvalue,” said Natalia Greensfelder,chairman of the Vocational Guidancecommittee, yesterday.“It is the purpose of the Federationin giving these lectures to present tothe women of the University ideas ofjust what will be open to them intheir future work and to direct themas much as possiible in choosing theirvocation after leaving college. Mrs.Ty.son will be found of interest to anyone concerned at all with landscapegardening and especially to those whohave thought seriously of taking upthis sort of work when they leavecollege.”“Preparations are being made toaccommodate a large crowd and wehope that all the women who find itpossible to attend will attend and showtheir appreciation of Mrs. Tyson’scoming.”WILSON A GODSEND TONATION, SAYS PROF. DODD'Prof. Dodd at the first meeting of!the newly organized Woodrow Wilsonclub defended the ex-President fromthe attacks made upon him. Prof.Dodd explained that it was a fallacyof opinion and a lack of deep thinkingthat caused the public to hold Mr. Wil¬son so low in their estimation. Hedeclared that “it was a Godsend thatWoodrow W’ilson was in office duringthe Great War.”An executive council composed ofsix members was elected after Prof.Dodd’s talk. This council will electofficers for the club from its owngroup and will organize and attend tothe formation of the now societythroughout the rest of this quarterand next fall. Those elected to thecouncil were: Prof. Dodd, Prof. Mc¬Laughlin, Lasswell, Costing, Spivey,and Hefferman. Bill Hatch Will FurnishMusic for Junior FrolicW’ith the usual pep which character¬izes all Junior undertakings, the classdance will he pulled off tomorrow af¬ternoon from 4 to (? in the theatre andon the balcony of Ida Noyes. Thesophomores will be the honored guestsof the upper classmen and are expect¬ed to be present, class tickets in hand.Bill Hatch and his wonder orches¬tra will he there with their usual sup¬ply of mean music. Bill is making agreat hit all over the city these days,and the Juniors arc .said to be veryfortunate in securing him.“1 shall be there if my labors on thebaseball diamond will permit it,” saidthe Hon. Mr. Tatge. “This dance iscosting us a lot of money, and we feelinsulted unless the Sophs turn out Inlarge numbers.”“I and my crowd are corning,” saidArt White when unearthed in the backyard of the Alpha Delt house, busilyengaged in teaching the new poodleto jump through a hoop. “It was aw¬fully nice of the Juniors to throw thisparty for me.”It is rumored that a number ofFreshman and Seniors, consumed withjealousy, and to make up for the largenumber of antiquated Freshman attheir dance last week, will endeavorto force an entrance into the hall, butthe police reserves have been notifiedand no violence is feared.FRITZ CRISLKR ALLOWS SIN¬GLE HIT IN VAR.SITYWIN{Continued from Piige 1)Stagg Field next Saturday. This willbe a real test of strength for the Ma¬roons, as the North Side aggregationii powerful and will give the Chicagoteam a strong run for the honors.Aak for the_ TOM-TogaM■^cpoRrQ>H0EThe Smut Looking, Popular Shoo... 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LOGAN COMPANYHudson, Mass.Mrs. Fox was bragging one day about the largenumber of her cubs.‘‘How many cubs do you bring into the world atone time?” she asked the LIONEISS.‘‘Only ONE.” replied the Lioness—‘‘but it’s aLION.”MURADS COST 20 CENTS for a BOXof 10 —BUT THEY’RE MURADS!MURADS would be lower priced if we left outall or part of the I OO'/o Turkish tobaccos of the purestand best varieties grown—or if we substituted inferiorgrades of Turkish tobacco.But they wouldn't be MUR ADS—they’d only beFoxes!for yourself—/ ”in thr WjeU((Sfinial aUrntinn is calledtn Murad20sin Tin Roxes COWHEY’SStore for Men.Men’s FurniehincH, Hate, Cape andNcekweerBILLIARDSCIGARS-CIGARETTES—PIPESSouthea.st corner 55th and BUia Are.A SHORTERSHORTHAND SYSTEMIN TEN EASY LESSONSThis cour.se covers ten easy leesonewhich will enable the Student, Pro¬fessor, Journalist, Doctor, Lawyer oranyone seeking a professional careerto go through life with 100 per centefficiency.THIS COURSEIs short and inexpensive, and isgiven with a money back guaranteeif not satisfied.SEND THIS CLIPPING TODAYUNIVERSITY STUDEN'TSReceive Conrteoun Attention atThe Frolic Theatre Drug StoreCigaretes Fountain Senring( or. 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APRIL 7. 1921TU* CftiupuiJust because a uses badLan^uasre while playinfi:The {fame it doesn’tMake the j^olfCourse.Novel StufiFAmons: the six best sellers lastmonth was li.sted the title of the lat¬est Russian novel, “Our fraternity Isthe best.Lewis Kayton wishes to inform thebudding universe that a gymnasiumisn’t the only place where track meetsare held, for it was only last week thathe saw a house with a fence runningaround it.The balmy zephyrs that have beenwafting in the honeyed essence ofspring have caused a wave of tyrannyamong our ranks and a wholesale de¬sertion from the Union has resulted.However a sudden change in theweather often causes other rapidchanges; especially if you were forcedto hock the o’coat at the uncles to getback your silk shirts.When we asked Isabel Gardner ifshe had seen “The Rat’’ she remarkedthat she mu.st have, because sheplayed baseball for P. C. yesterday.Several other good plays were madeduring the game.What a surprise it must have beento Pete Nicely when he read the Ma¬roon and found that he has a sisterat the Harvard Law School.Spring quarter won’t seem naturaluntil Blackfriars got started on thenew .show and the gallopin’ chorusgirls absent mindedly practice theirsteps on the way to Cobb.We were sony to hear that DickFlint neglected to duck his onionwhile crossing Gllrd street and conse¬quently bumped it on the L structure.’Tis spring.Lets wander over and watch thetennis court.SLIMESS.TLLINT AND MAROON FRO.SHWTI.L DEBATE ON IRELANDIllinois freshmen will arrive heretomorrow for the annual competitiveargument with University embryo de¬baters to be held in Harper lectureroom. 'The three Illinois men will en¬deavor to prove that Ireland shouldnot he given independence; RobertWilson, former city champion high.school debater; Stanley Tumquist,and Ruth Doggett are to uphold theaffirmative for Chicago.The debate is to be informal, al¬though in other respects it will he runon the same plan a.s the regular var-^ sity debates in which the audience isgiven an opportunity to question thespeakers at the termination of the dis¬cussion.Your best bet—Maroon Cla.ssifiedAds bring results.YOU HAVE WRITTEN POEMS!Do >ou care to have them revi.=edor constructively criticised by success¬ful authors ? If you do, then send usyour manu.scripts (stories, articles orpoems). We will criticise, and placethem should they prove to be accept¬able for publicationThere is no actual charge for our.sendees. 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APPLY TODAYAT THE MAROON OFFICE, BE¬TWEEN 11 AND 1.DEPARTMENT OFCHEMI.STRY NEEDSNEW LABORATORY(Continued from 1'group of fiv’e or six great Americanchemists of his day. He was famedfor research on bivalent carbon Prof.Alexander Smith was for years incharge of general chemistiy' at theITniversity. His textb,<oks, the mostwidely used, both in the United Statesand, through translations, in foreigncountries, were written here.Noted Graduates Named.Among the doctorate graduates ofgreat merit are Drs. R. F. Bacon andEdwin E. Slosson. The former is thepresent director of the Mellon Insti¬tute of Industrial Research at Pitts¬burgh. During the war he was thecolonel in charge of the first detach¬ment of chemists sent to France.Dr Slosson is the author of “Cre¬ative Chemistry,’’ the most widelyread popular book on chemistry in thecountry. It was .studied thoroughlyby senators and congressmen in theeffort of Congress to secure lasting in¬dependence for chemical industries.This is of vital importance for thedefense of a country in time of warand for the development of industrialprosperity.Stieglitz Famed in ScienceProf. .lulius .Stieglitz, the chairmanof the department, is one of the mostfamous of America’s .scientists. Heis a fellow of the American Academyof Arts and Sciences, the American.Association for the Advancement ofScience, the Deutsche Chemische Ges-ell.schaft, the Societe. Chimiciue deFrance and the National Academy ofSciences. In 1917 he was president ofthe American Chemical Society andof Sigma Xi, the honorary re.searchfratemity. When America entered thewar he was employed as an expert inPublic Health Service.(NOTE: This is the third of a seriesof articles about the departments ofthe University of Chicago.) 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P. 2031.I’RIV.ATE family has choice roomnear University for woman student.Dorche.ster 5721.Press Announces New Book.sThe University Press announces forimmediate publication the fourth vol¬ume in the “University of ChicagoItalian Series,’’ “Farina’s Fra le corded’un contrabasso, editeed by ElsieSchobinger 'and Ethel Preston; theinitial volume in the notable new ser¬ies of state geographies (“RegionalGeographies of the United States’’),The Geography of Illinois, by D. C.Ridgley, with 240 illu.strations and tencoiored maps; The Economic Geogra¬phy of North America, by Charles C.Colby; and Funeral Management andCosts; A World-Suiwey of Burial andCremation, by Quincy L. Dowd.Your best bet—Maroon ('lasaifiedAd.s bring results. H.ARPERHnrper Are. atSSd St.—Mat. DailyBzelusiTS Hyda Park ShowingWednesday, April 6, 1921FLORENCE WIDORand special castin“BEAU REVEL"Comedy Extraordinary 4f .mf '.’f vf -.AtEducate your taste:^ Milk Nougat5c Bar 5c—say“Bikes"ate sb'WABASH AVfe-MCCCURfr BLiDC*CHI CA Cr OjrBe pliotflgiaphed this y?ar on pr birthdayHours for Sittings:Week Day.s 9-5Sundays 10-3 TelephoneWabash 527for AppointmentsCHARLES MARSH, OLDEST } ^CHICAGO STUDENT, DIES!Charles Marsh, the oldest man evermatriculating at the University ofChicago, who died Monday, at thehome of his daughter, was buriedyesterday..\-r. IMilkv was horn in Trenton, HI.,in 1839, and entered the Universityon Armistice Day, 1918, being then79 years of age. During his youth hehad had a year’s college education atthe University of Miami from 1865 to1866. Although unable to continuehis .schooling, he never lost his keeninterest in education, and his faith inits advantages, and throughout theyears retained his desire for furthertraining.No opportunity presented itself un¬til 1918, however, when he registeredat the University. Being intenselyinterested in American history, andespecially in current events, Mr. Mil¬ler’s first cour.se concerned itself withthe United States in current worldaffairs. Ill health forced him to dropout of the course before the examina¬tions, and he never felt himself suffi¬ciently strong after that to resumehis studies.He was one of the Sons of the Amer¬ican Revolution. DR. GREGORYChiropractic Treatment(liven by .AppointmentDouglas 7538ENUJkftD,HoLLAftO,B€LCIUHND. 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