©atfp iHaroonVol. 19. No. 90. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY. APRIL 6, 1921. Price 5 Cer\t8FLORENCE ALCOCKIS HEAD USHER FORSENIOR VAUDEVILLEFifteen Women Assistants tobe Named; Give TicketSale PlansHOLD DRAWINGS TOMORROWDrawincs for Senior Vaudevilletickets will be held at the Mandel boxoffice in Mandel corridor at 3:30 to¬morrow instead of today as incorrect¬ly announced in yesteday’s Daily Ma¬roon. All fraternities, clubs and or-);anizations should have a representa¬tive at the box office at the statedtime tomorrow, if they wish ^roupseats for the performance.Florence Alcock has been chosenhead usher for the Senior Vaudevilleto be held April 15 and 16 in Mandelhall. Fifteen pprls of the class ^villassist her each evening in matchinsjthe numbers on the coupons withthose on the seatsThose who will he asked to serv'e asushers have been chosen and will henotified by Miss Alcock during thenext day or two.Complete Ticket Sale PlansPla’^s for the sale of tickets havebeen completed and were announcedbv Walter 'Reckless, manafrer of thenrodnetion. vesterdav. The ortranl/a-tions .atteodlne- the drawinp tomorrownill b.ovo flip firct choice of seats.A ften the drawlnpr. the cale wiP betb’'o\»’n onen to the entire school. Gen¬eral c.ale tVkets may be had beirin-nirn- Fridav.Five teams, each captained by amember of the ticVpt pommlttee. willcanvas the eamnos dnrine the comintrmeek with Jjlank tickets. T^e=e blanktiolrots n’lll cell at the standard nriceof the seats aed mav be evchaneed attbe Maedel bov effiee at ar>^' t’me forrecom'ed seats. There will be no ad¬ditional charjre at the time of ex-chancre.Von-Seejors Sell TicketsMembers of the ticket sales teamsv’ill not be limited to Seniors. Cei*tainmpmberc will nrobablv’ be chosen fromeach of thp four claoees. Rrires arebe'ne offered bv the manap'ement ofthe vaudeville to the team, as well asto the individual, wnth the hinrhestcaleo rpeord.Tt is planned at present to establish'lales booths abso in prominent placesabout the camnus such as Ida Moveshall. TTarner library, and under theclock in Cohb hallSeats for both performances will hefiftv and seveetv-five cents and .00including war tax. Fifty cent seatswill be in the balcony, seventy-fivecent seats on the sides downstairs, anddollar seats in the center downstairsand the boxes. Fire Halts First FriarsChorus RehearsalYesterday 125 MEN OUT FORFRIARS FIRST DAY;COLEMAN PLEASEDPractice Songs at First Rehear¬sal—To Learn DanceSteps Next WeekCHORUS MEET.S DAILY AT 3A miniature fire scare caused ex¬citement in the Reynolds club yester¬day and drove the 125 men who hadturned out for the first Blackfriar re¬hearsal in the Reynolds club theatreinto the open. The blaze started onthe w'ooden planking which covers theroof of the Mandel hall cloister. It iwas extinfrui.shed without causing: a I Work on the 1921 Blackfriar showK'reat deal of damajre. | started in earnest yesterday withMr. Hamilton Coleman, who will! arrival of the producer, Mr. Ham-coach "The Machinations of Max” for! Coleman. One hundred andthe Blackfriars, was in the midst of i men, the larg'est numberhis opening: speech when the smoke have ever appeared at a Friarsbeyan to pour in throuprh the windows! were on hand for the firstof the theatre. Instantly the alarm ; at 3 in the Reynolds club the-of "Fire!” was g:iven and the daunt-}less chorus men dashed fof safety. Practice in some of the song:s forA few heroic ones sougfht the cause i Machinations of Max,” theof the smoke and finding: the wooden ' show, was the order of theroof promenade in flames put out the , , ^^heasals are to be held everyblaze with the aid of a fire extin-! aow on. For the first weekyuisher. No lives were lost. only song:.s will he taken up, but next"T reg:7‘et that the men could not' Coleman expects to starthave heard the rest of my speech,”, thhe work of learning:Mr. Coleman said. "I can assure them' steps. Mr«. Russell Tyson ToGive Lecture HereTomorrow CHAIRMEN ANNOUNCEMEMBERS OF PREPMEET COMMITTEES6,000 Cards Sent to SchoolsThroughout Country forInterscholasticthat the last part was much better Men Urged to Tryoutthan what I already said. Atlea.stnol 'There is still a very good oppor-one has any proof to the contrary.” ' timity for men to come out for theThe Blackfriar candidates will con- ^kow, Allen Hollway said. Men whotinue to meet daily at 3 in the theatre' hand yesterday are urgedn spite of the danger, Abbot Keith | he at today’s meeting and registerKindred announced. "’’^h the chorusmaster, Kenneth Rich-I ardson As no definite work has beenK.\PP.\ MU SIGM.\ STARTS i done yet, those appearing today willDRIVE FOR R.ADIUM FUND have an equal chance to get into the' production.Discoverer of Mineral Tours Country j /neouraged at thein Effort to Secure Money for ‘ ' showing todav, Mr. Coleman saidGram yesterday. "Tt is more numerous andseems to he more talented than hasKappa Mu Sigma, the woman’s i ^he ^ho^vs I have coachederaduate chemical society, will <,tert i ^he Blackfriars. As for the show . _ . _ _ ^a drive today to obtain money for the | J ^ Fsi BowlerS Copxiro,io.v, i and I hope it will be the bearBrown.son Club Dances Fridayr!V»arj?e« Affaimst FlackDeclared UnfoundedTom Flack, in an inten iew yester¬day. stntorl that the charges madeagainst him accusing him of anony¬mously threatening one of his in¬structors were entirely unfounded,and that the claims have been madewithout justification by TTniversityauthorities.Because of a similarity in handwrit¬ing Flack was charged with sendinganonymous letters to one of his in¬structors, accusing him of requiringthe students to purchase hooks at theT^niversity bookstore. It was claimedthat the instructor had entered intoan agreement with the bookstorewhich resulted in his profitThe letters and a specimen ofFlack’s writing were placed beforeDean Robertson, who declared thecharge was ridiculous and dismissedthe case. Madam Curie Radium fund. Madam ! ‘ ^Curie, the discoverer of radium, has i, none left to continue her experiments ; Meetand will tour this country in an effort' continue to meet' to raise 00,000 to buy one gram with i ^nily at 3, and the tr\'outs for cast1 which ^he hopes to make additional 1 Pa^ts will begin some time next week,1 d-scoveries as to the value of radium Mr. Coleman announced, probably aI a cure for cancer ' ^rom today. A li.st of the castI She will arrive in this country about; ^arts was pnnted in The Daily Ma-I ■'lav 1 and will make a complete touri ’oon for March 31.I visiting many of the leading univer-II '■ities and colleges of this country.! Slie is expected to arrive at Chicago: some time in -lane. j Harold McCormac, who will he one |. Kappa Mu Sigma intends to raise | features of the Law School actI a large amount of money for Madam . Vaudeville show, hasI Curie who is an honorary member of i j.pp^^ secured by the Brownson clubtheir society. Besides receiving do- novelty number at theI nations, they will raise funds by *^611- i t;o he given by the club FridayI .sa*idwiches on the first floor oil 8:30 in Ida Noyes hall. McCormacI Kent laboratory every day at 10 and professional training and hisj 3-30. The dnye will continue until Friday night promises everyone, May 1. Contributions may he given | attends the dance a good laugh.I to anv member of the committee or | (Carmel Hayes and Robert MaeDon-I mailed to Mary Rising, Faculty | who are in charge of the dance,change. The committee is composed j^^ve announced that they have secur-j of Ruth Obrien, Rachael Brown and : p^ ^|^p Quadrone quartet orchestra. TheI Harriet Fillinger, I Q^ads are well known off the campusJ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ i and their campus debut Friday nightI ( HOOSE ^E.\RS OFFICERS j promi.ses a plea.sant musical surpri.seI OF WOMEN’S GLEE CLUB ' to the trippers of the light fantastic, toe. Ticket are 75 cents, and may beAt the meeting of the Women’s Glee obtained at the bookstore or fromeUib last Thursday officers for the | menThers of the ticket committee,coming year were elected. Mary Holt iwas oleeted to fill the presidency; Mil- !dred Holgraf, secretary-treasurer; i' and Ethel Palmer, librarian. Mary iHayes was retained as manager. jOn Satuday at fi the Glee rlub will '^ give a banquet for the visiting Gleeclub from Coe college Mrs. Russell Tyson, president of theI National Farm and Garden Associa-j tion, will speak to all UniversityI women tomorrow at 4:30 in the north ■ -; reception room of Ida Noyes hall. Mrs. i HUNDRED STUDENTS ON GROITP! Tyson will speak about the possibil- \ —ities which exist in her work for bothvocations and avocations. ■ Members of the seven committeesMrs. Tyson has had charge of the , of Stagg’s Intergcholastic TrackSpring exhibits at the Art Institute j meet to be held May 28 in .Stagg Fieldcombining architecture, applied art! '"’ere announced at a meeting of theand land.scape design. | Commitee heads last night. In mostThe lecture is one of the first to be cases twenty men were chosen asI given this quarter under the auspices I members of each group, a numberI of the Vocational Guidance committee j larger than in former meets because! of the Federation of University worn-} of flie great amount of work to be! en. Natalia Greensfelder, head of the | done this year., department, said, "Mrs. Tyson speaks The committees as announced yes-: from a great breadth of experience, I terday follow:and I am sure she has something of 1 Rushing committee — Chairman,! value to give to the women of the Brower Hall; Sub-chairman, JackI University. Sneakers are chosen to Bagwell; K. G. Ratcliff, ClarenceI give to the students a bird’s eye view Brickman, James Clare, Henry Hardy,I of the possibilities of future work, i H. Millard, 1‘ete Sears, Earl Little,j Mrs. Tyson has been promised a large j Arthur Cody.i audience, and I hope the women will Entertainment committee— Chair-I realize the wonderful opportunity they I man, Marshall Pierce; Sub-chairman,I have in hearing her.” j Osbuine Roberts; Pave Friar, Ken-i Marjorie Boyden, who was elected nefh Richardson, A1 Holloway, Arthur' to the Federation council last quar- j White, Howard Vaughan.' ter, failed to return to school because Press committee—Chairman, Her-j of ill health. Her position is being' bert Rubel; Sub-chairman, Arvidj filled by Olive Eames. ‘ Lunde; Robert Maxon, Russell Car-I The Federation will hold its fir.st rell. Ru.ssell Pierce, Edward Churchill,I bi-weekly dinner and general council ' .Arthur Higbee, Joel Jacobs, William' next’Tuesday. Schedules of the Fed- Wright, Harry Bird, Lennox Grey,I eration program for this quarter are ! Robert Adler, Leonard Well, Frankbeing passed out this week in chapel Tdnden, T/aurence Abt, Richard Eliel,by the Federation sponsors. : Ernest Fribourg, David Hammel, P.R. Lusk, 01 in Stansbury, EdwardWeiss, Russell Ward, John Little.I Publicity committee — ChairmanI Jerome Neff; Sub-chairman, WalkerSecond in Tournament! Harry Shaefer, John Cox,Jake Phillips, John Coulter, RobertStahr, Wallace Lanigan, Card Col-The Phi Psi quintette took two out Anderson Owen, Willard Mc-of three games-from the Delta Tau Fo.ster, William Calkins,Delta five, clinching second place inthe bowling tourney, on the Reynoldsclub alleys Monday afternoon. TheTekes claimed a forfeit from the Al¬pha Pelts, who failed to appear forthe tilt. The Tekes howled all of theirgames.Sigma Nil has asked a postpone- Louis McMa.sters, John Landt, GuyRunyon, Bnice Bell, Albert Veeder,Harold Yegge, Clovis Fouche, DonaldNightengale.Board and Room committee—Chair¬man, Howard Jones; Sub-chairman,David Fryer; Jerome Nelp, HaroldSkinner, Allen Inalls, Harold Fletch-ment of the finals because^ of injuries, Kingsury,received bv three of the five men on Loui.s Roberts, Harold Lewis, Ken-the team. Wooding is waring a sling ^ Yardley, Lewisand MacComn and McMasters rI both nursing sprained hands as theresult of a boxing match.I The scores for the three games be-! tween the Phi Psi’s and the DeltsI were unusually high and the scores'were close throughout the conte.st. Sterling, Thomas Guerin, Pat Combs,George Hartman, Edward Forkel, SolLitt, George Fedor, Lewis Keyton,Byron Russel.Automobile committee— Chairman,Luther 3'atge; Sub-chairman, FredFrost; Frank Miller, Ralph King,' M’alter Tinsley, Carroll Magenheimer,SOPHDMORES MEET IN ' Tilly Crother.s, .Tohn McGinnis, Locken.ARPER ASSEMBIjY AT 12' Jack Dawe, Frank Barber,I George Perry, Clark Kessler, JohnDickson. Sol Litt, Robert Dickson,Robert Un.sled, Robert Wilson, JohnFlemming, Henry Ricketts.Banquet committee—Joint chair-M'lton Romney, J H. Har-DAILY PROGRAM Tn addition to taking up the matterof social and athletic events the offi-1cers of the Sophomore class have sev-j rra< matters to he acted upon at the |class meeting today at 12 in Harperassembly room. Pre.sident 'White has' ^'’’^'^ves; Gene King, Neal Owens,asked that the members turn out in j ^^rinrth Gordon, Lawrence Ackley,good numbers and take an active part ! Ndward Blinks, Robert Core, Arthurin the discussions. : Frankenstein, Francis Zimmerman,is in charge of the banquet. The clubis scheduled for a concert at North¬western on Mav 5. TODAYThe Mathematical club, 4:15, Ryer-Elinor Blish j son 37.Veesper Srevice (Y. W. C. A.), 4:30,Ida Noyes hall.The Psycholgoical Journal club,1:30, Psychological laboratory.Prof. W. E. Dodd, "Woodrow Wil¬son and American Ideals,” 4:30, Har- "Thus far the .second year student.shave had more business gatheringsthan many of the other three classesand many have expres.sed the opinionthat the strong spirit behind the teamentered in the inter-ela.ss ha.skethall Clarence McBride, Earl Wooding, Ar¬thur Witleben, Egil Krogh,Chairman Redmon sairl ye.sterday:"We have picked the men for thecommitee work from a large numberof possibilities. Although there is atourney helped in winning the cham- 1 uumher than we have ever hadj pionship,” White said yesterday. "We committees before, the worki may as well continue the good work each man will be carefully watchedLUCIUS TETER TO ADDRESSTHE COMMERCE CLURi ,„,: ivfilThe Religious Education club, 7:00,thr4 The fir.st Commerce club meeting of Ua^kell Assembly room.>e quarter will bo held tomorrow at! Toe Graduate History:30 in Clas.sics 10. Mr. Ludus Teter,, ' 21 and have a representative delegationout for the meeting.”CORRECT ARTICLE ONENGLISH DEPARTMENTclub, 7:45,Men’s Glee club, 5, Mitchell tower.TOMORROWAnnounce Beta PledgeBeta Theta Pi announces the pledg¬ing of Richard Durham of Luoisville,Kentucky.(’hi Rho Sigma PledgesChi Rho S’gma announces the pledg-incr of Mabel Kiser of Chicago. president of the Chicago Trust Co.,I will speak on "Trade and Commer-!j Organizations.”I Important announcements will be, Dramatic Club Spring tryouts atmade concerning "Commerce and Ad-! 3:30 in Cobh 12A.' ministrat’on,” the new magazine,-the I Lecture by Mr. Ball, 4:30, Harper! annual election of officers, the spring .A.^seinhly room.I hannurt and the first dance. Tnas- El Cirrulo Espanol, 4:30, Ida Noyes' much as this program, the first of the 1 hall.j ' uarter, is of unu.sual interest, it is (V-\( i egationol club, 7:30, Semin-i hoped by the executive council that | ary house.! there will he a large turnout. Com-' Political Sci; .vipvce club tickets will he required for E 11.' ’mittance. ' Philosophy club, 8, Classics 21.Scieree eluh, 7:30, Harper and only those who go into the workwith the best that they have to offerwill he allowed to remain with theirrespective organizations.Becau.se we have not held the Inter-.scholastic for four years, it will beI Several corrections and additions T»<'<‘f'ssary to double our efforts to! are to he made to the appreciation the project across on as largearticle on the Department of English ^ a-'’ we have planned. The In-printed in last Friday’s issue of The terscholstic is for Chicago. Wc noti Daily Maroon. * want the support of the men ofP^f. Robert M. T.ovett has called committees, hut the hacking of1 the editor’s attention to the fact thatj Prof. John M. Manly is both titular, and active head of the Department.Associate P?-of. David A. Robertson isnot only Dean of the Junior colleges! hut aDo holds the responsible positionof Dean of the Faculties. Dean EdithF'ostpv Flint was given the ranking of' a full professor. Mrs. Flint is an; Associate Prof, in the Department. every .ctiuient on the campus, in thedrive for a greater Univer.sity.We want to give the men who compto Chicago the k'nd of a receptionthat each man will remember whenhe is i*eady to go to a l^niversity.Every participant in the meet is arushee and the students’ duty is tomake him feel that we want him hereoil Page 2)1Sltie Saily IHaropnThf Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPwbUahed morningt, axcapt Saturday. Sundayand Monday during tha Autumn, Wintar andSprio( quarter*, by Tha Daily MaroauCom^'aay.En triad aa aaannd claaa mail at tha CU-oagu yoatnAea. Chicago. Illinaia, March IS,1904 tindar tha act of March S, 1873.Offices EHls 14Telephone Mid'way 800Wednesday, April 6, 1921.KNOW YOUR UNIVERSITYDid you know that—The Yerkes Observatory, at LakeGeneva. Wis., possessing one of thegreatest telescopes in the world, is theproperty of the ITniversity of Chicago.In Oct. 1892. just a week after theUniversity had opened its doors, thereseemed to be an opportunity for se¬curing a 40 inch telescope, at thattime the largest ever known. Pres¬ident Harper at once laid the matterbefore Charles T. Yerkes, who donat¬ed $66,000 and immediately took stepsto secure the prize.A few months later Mr. Yerkes add¬ed to his original gift $100,000, a sumsufficient to build a suitable home forthe telescope at Lake Geneva. Afterfive years of work the monster teles¬cope and teh buildings were completed,and the dedication took place on Oct.21. 1897. The telescope made possiblenew discoveries in the field of astron¬omy.“CRIME” AND NEWST.ook at the newspapers—nothinghut crime, crime, crime. What’s ourworld coming to? Thus shouts thereformer. But it is just this featureof modem newspaper tendencieswhich proves that the world is fund¬amentally good, the New York Heraldmaintains, and it is because newspa¬pers “play up” the unusual aspects oflife that crime is featured and thebasic good of the world is ignored.Suppose headlines, instead of deal¬ing with murders, ran something likethis:JOHN SMITH LOVES HIS WIFE.GROCER IS HONEST.PREACHER READS BIBLEDAII.Y.Suppose city editors sent out theirreporters poste haste on the rumorthat John Brown was happily marriedand all his children loved him. Thenewspapers today have a keen nosefor the unusual — the interesting.Would you want to live in a worldwhere the different and interestingthings were like those headlinesabove ? ^On a modified but .similar principleThe Daily Maroon tries to handle thenews of the quadrangles. That iswhy your club which meets everyweek and holds informal discussionsgets eight or ten lines and some ofthe bigger and different things getmore space. It’s the “different” thingsthat people want to hear about. Theordinary facts of life they are contentto accept with calmness. What’s a“crime” on campus may not be thesame thing as crime elsewhere, butit ha.s the same relative news value.THE LAST WORD?Every now and then we are remind¬ed of the deplorable diplomatic rela¬tions existing between Northwesternand the University of Chicago, andwe reflect how pleasant it would be ifall could be amicable between schoolswhich would appear to have so muchin common. But every now and then,likewise, the wind begins to blow fromNorthwestern’s quarter, whistlingshrilly and unharmoniously in ourears. The present appears to be oneof these “nows.”It was our impression that whenChicago won the Conference .swim¬ming meet at Northwestern it won theWestern Intercollegiate swimmingtitle, but it seems that Chicago wonmerely the western intercollegiateCONFERENCE swimming champion¬ship, while the Western Intercollegi¬ate honors went to Northwestern—according to Coach Tom Robinson inThe Daily Northwestern of March 31.“As the winner of every dual meetfor the year,” is his statement, “theWestein Intercollegiate title goes toNorthwestern.” Not once in hislengthy article is he gracious enoughto credit Chicago directly with win¬ning a Championship. The best thatcan be saM for us is “I wish to saythat Chicago has a decided advantagebecu.se of the three stars on the Ma¬roon team, namely, Blinks, Yegge andGordon.”Likewise and characteristicallysumming up the water basketball sea- THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6, 1921.Sigma Nu’s Pledge TwoSigma Nu announces the pledgingof Willard Melville of Broken Bow,Neb., and Malcolm Walker of Chi¬cago.son Coach Robinson says “The waterbasketball team lo.st to Chicago 4 to2, not because Chicago was better, butbecause the referee slipped on therules.” It is gratifying to grant thatthe referee slipped on the rules—inpermitting a Northwestern player toremain in the game after sluggingone of Chicago’s players.The article is interesting and illu¬minating from several angles. It isindicative, we suppose, of the artisticfact that Maroon and Purple arebound to clash. And it is a remark¬able specimen of college logic. CHAIRMEN ANNOUNCEMEMBER.S OF PREPMEET COMMITTEE(Continued from Page 11 Dramatic Club TryoutsTomorrow and Todayat Chicago. The committees, in spiteof their work will be unable to noiakejthe meet a success without the Uni¬versity behind them to a man. “Do Iyour bit for Chicago.” ICards are still being .sent out to |.schools all over the country. Chair- ‘man Redmon expects that 6000 invi¬tations will be mailed by the end ofthis week and that the response will ibe nationwide. Herbert Rubel, chair- jman of the Press committee, has call¬ed a meeting of the men in his groupon Friday, at 12, in Cobb 12A to pro¬vide for the posting of the remaininginvitations. Spring try outs for the Dramaticclub will be held tomorrow and Fri¬day at 4:30 in Cobb 12A. On the firstoccasion, the trials will be judged bythree members of the faculty, and onFriday, the club will act as judges.Candidates should present a three-minute selection from some standardplay.Directly after the try-outs on Fri¬day, there will be a business meetingof the club. It is necessary that allmembers who were absent at the lastmeeting be present at this time, ifthey wish to retain membership.YOU KNOW HIM!He is an advocate of fair play. Buthe’s enterprising, as a university manshould be. His favorite expression is |“I have an appointment; so you won’t jmind . . ?” as he steps in at thehead of the line. Phi Psi Announce PledgePhi Kappa Psi announces the pledg¬ing of Mawrice McGuire of Chicago. Your best bet—Maroon.Ads bring results. Classifiedt.w *\ / tv, t^ , t,'. t.The Bank behind you “ ’Twixt the pessimist and the optomist,The difference is droll;The optomist sees the doughnutThe pessimist the hole.”Be a depositor, and you will have a dough¬nut; be a spender and you will have a holeUNIVERSITY STATE BANK1354 EAST FIFTY-FIFTH STREET“Corner Ridgewood” McADAMS FLORISTJ. La Grotta, Prop.Phone orders from studentsgiven prompt attentionCorner 53rd & Kimbark Av.Phones: Midway 9559Hyde Park 1 8 Y. W. C. A. Vespers TodayMiss Ruth Roach, national studentsecretary of the Y. W. C. A., willspeak at the vesper services today at4:30 in the League room at Ida Noyes.A most interesting program has beenprepared by Dorothy Augur, chairmanof the meetings committee and all Y.W C. A. members will find this ser¬vice of unusual interest. Special mu¬sic has been scheduled along ivith asolo by Anna Gwen Pickens.A SHORTERSHORTHAND SYSTEMIN TEN EASY LESSONSThis course covers ten easy lessonswhich will enable the Student, Pro¬fessor, Journalist, Doctor, Lawyer oranyone seeking a professional careerto go through life with 100 per centefficiency.THIS COURSEIs short and inexpensive, and isgiven with a money back guaranteeif not satisfied.SEND THIS CLIPPING TODAYr ■■PYRAMID PRESS, PUBLISHERS1416 Brodawy,New York CityGentlemen: Enclosed herewith is.$r).(X) for which kindly send meyour shorthand course in ten easylessons by mail. It is understoodthat at the end of five days, I amnot satisfied my money will begladly refunded.NameStreetCity and StateV >C»mels are sold every¬where in scientiScallysealed packages of 20cigarettes for 20 cents.R J. REYNOLDS TOBACCOCOMPANYWinston-Salem, N. C.Man alivelisten!YOU’VE got all four comers bolted downwhen you let Camels blaze you a newtrail of cigarette enjoyment!And, my, my, how Camels refreshing flavor and re¬markable mellow mildness will do that little thing toyour supreme satisfaction!Camels quality and Camels expert blend of choice Turkishand choice Domestic tobaccos are so unusual, so appetizingyou’ll marvel that such delight could be gotten out of a ciga¬rette! You’ll prefer Camels blend to either kind of tobaccosmoked straight!And, you’re not likely to overlook the fact that Camels neverwill tire your taste!I HE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6, 1921.II..SON CLUB MEETING TODAYSPORT SHORTSThe Big Ten is due for a stiff base¬ball race this spring. Michigan, with¬out the services of Captain Parks,cannot now be picked as a certainwinner, because of the power embod¬ied in the Illinois lineup.Besides losing Capt. Parks, theWolverines may lose their coach. Der-rill Pratt, last year a star with theNew York Yankees, is again hearingthe call of the game, and very likelywill be seen in the Red Sox lineupduring the coming season.The Indians, on their training trip,showed up exceptionally well, defeat¬ing some strong college aggregationswhile on the tour. Coach Lundgrenhas his team in perfect shape for thecoming battle for the Big Ten title.With a heavy hitting club, and somecracker-jack pitchers all in form, themini look like the class of the Con¬ference.Coach Merrifield of the Maroons,has hopes of going through the BigTen schedule with Crisler caring forall the hurling. The games are soarranged that this can be accom¬plished, and with Crisler workingsteadily and frequently, some goodpitching exhibitions should be turnedout by the big star.More Big Ten athletes will hit theroad when the University of Michigantrack team leaves for its meet withthe University of California in twoweeks. Fifteen men will make thetrip, and although several first yearathlete.s are on the squad, Coach Far¬rell has a strong outfit. After a stiffindoor workout, the Wolverine trackmen are in splendid shape to upholdthe honors of the Middle West againstthe Western Coast team. A BRAND NEW SENSATION^‘Husk” O’Hare’sToddle RascalsThe Idolsof DancedomAvailableFor Your DancesPhoneHARRISON 10320 W. Jackson lllvd. V .' 'V* '.Af/ Af / I v.fEducate your taste:^ Milk Nougat5c Bar 5c—say“Bikes”tv/tV'/tV'/ tV'i kvi / *v f. i\ i in { SAFETY-SEALED^FOUNTAIN PEN D0Y0UKN0\yTHE COE GIRLS’ GLEE CLUBAfter twice running the 220 yardda.sh in record time during the pastweek, Charles Paddock, the Univer¬sity of Southern California sprintingstar will probably be credited with aworld’s record. In the Southeni Cal-ifornia-Stanford dual meet, the speedboy stepped the 220 in :2l flat, one-fifth of a second below the world’smark, and as there was no wind blow¬ing, head timer Dr. Frank .Angell de¬clared that the record should stand.Paddock also tied the world’s recordfor the 100 yard dash, covering thedistance in ;09 3-5 seconds. ThatTheDailyMaroonPrintsWhatYouShouldKnow?SubscribeNow!Thej^Daily MaroonBUSINESS OFFICE ELLIS 14Subscribe for The Maroon !The^Coe college Glee club and the ITniversity Glee club will present a conceit Saturday at 8:15 in Mandelhall. Tickets may be secured in the bookstore and the Mandel hall corridor between 11:45 and 12:30.“Tony” Hinkle, star Maroon all-iround athlete, and twice captain ofdaroon basketliall teams, is at pres-mt handling the basobll situation atdutler College, Indianapolis. “Pafi^age, who cared for the Maroon base-)all teams during his stay at the Uni¬versity, will devote his entire time to;he developing of the Butler track;eam, and Hinkle will have free reinn the management of the diamondithlete.s. MYSTERY AT DANCE FRIDAYTo Spring Something New at SpringAffair at RosalieThey’re going to spring somethingnew at the Spring dance to be heldFriday at 8 in Rosalie hall.Yes, the ma^nagement of the dance ingraregood natu7ed"about Tt. TheyOHIO STATE ENTERTAINSTHUGS ONCE A MONTHUnder the auspices of the Y. M.C. A., the convicts at the Ohio Peni¬tentiary are entertained by studentsof the Ohio State university once eachmonth. The prisoners are apprecia¬tive of everything done for them andthough forced to attend these meet-of. Dodd and McLaughlin Will Talkat First GatheringThe first meeting of the Universitychapter of the Woodrow Wilson clubwill take place today at 4:30 in Har¬per Mil. Profs. W. E. Dodd and A.C. McLaughlin of the history depart¬ment are to speak.'The Woodrow Wilson club is a na¬tional society being organized at Har¬vard university on Armistice Day,Nov. 11, 1920, and having chapters inthe prominent universities and col¬leges of the country. These clubs areaffiliated with each other through na¬tional headquarters at Harv^ard uni¬versity. The plan of the club is tohold during the school year two meet¬ings, one on Annistice Day, Nov. 11,and one on the anniversary of thedeclaration of war, April 6, and atboth of these meetings to have aspeaker of prominence.A delegation from thho Harvardclub, headed by R. C. Stuart, presi¬dent of the Harvard and also of thenational organization, visited Wood-row Wilson shortly before he leftoffice and secured his approval of themovement.MANICURING SHAMPOOINGKENNEDY SHOPSMARCEL WAVING1214 E. .5.5th .St. 11.55 E. 63rd St.Midway .3081 Hyde Park 2643Student Rate at 5.5th St. Shop has announced that a novelty in theway of entertainment between danceswill be hold. Exactly what the sur¬prise will be is not known yet. Butit is thought that some exhibition jdancing, special music, or a new kindof refreshment will be the mysterioussurprise.Tickets for the affair, which is un¬der the auspices of the Rubber band,are going fast and those desiring toattend have been warned to buy earlybecause the dance is being limited.Tickets may be bought from sales¬men on various pails of the campusor at The Daily Maroon office. have their own orche.stras, composedof 18 pieces, which plays while themen march in.Menorah Society MeetsRabbi Fram, of the Temple Judea,will speak on “Religion and Science”at the first of the quarter’s meetingsof the Menorah society tonight at 7 inIda Noyes hall. A general discussionand social program will follow thetalk. All new students are urged toattend the meeting and become affil¬iated with the organization.•^remember way back whenYou sang nasal tenor withthe high school quartet?And used muvssy brush andlather Instead ofarbasolfor shavingThere’£1 no discord in the Barbasol shave» and noBoajj, brush, lather or rub-in either- It’s theqnickcsL, easiest, most satisfying way of getting ridof whisKers.Razors do not pull, for Barbasol not only softens thebeard but holds each hair firm for a smooth, evenstroke of tlie blade. And the face ^oes not burn andsmart, for Barbasol leaves the skin cool and healthy.You, too, can enjoy the comfort and luxury of speedyBarbasol shaves. For all real Friend-to-Man drug¬gists sell Barbasol. 35 cents a tube.The Barbasol Company, Indianapolis Spo a D^irherPolo, Thinkof Horhasol Ohio Women Give DinnerThe Junior Auxiliary of the Chi¬cago Society of Ohio Women will holdits regular monthly meeting and din¬ner at the Y. W. C. A., 59 E. MonroeSt., April 8, at 6:30. After the din¬ner a short program will be present¬ed. All Ohio women are cordially in¬vited to attend and become acquaint¬ed. Reservations may be made bycalling Evelyn Lewis, Drexel 9153,at once.The Turkish Cfifaret.te4In order to asgist any who may beplanning? to submit Campus Whistles,now that Scoop has left for other¬where, we herewith submit a planwhereby anyone can write a Whistle.Follow these simple directions andyour Whiatle will be sure to be asuccess.Always start off your column withverse •There’s no better way—many worseThough you don’t say a thingThe bell you will ring’Cause it’s nifty, it’s doggy, it’sterse.Then just to get your readers edu¬cated to your low humor, start offwith a good old fashioned pun. Let’em have it full in the face, somethinglike this:Jo: What are you going to be whenyou get out of school?Harold: Why I’m studjring to be aman of letters.Jo: Aw gee, Harold. Postmen don’tget any salaries at all.Then you want to get snappy assoon as possible, so think up a mildone that they can think about a sec¬ond or two before passing to yournext item. Anything will do, for in¬stance:Lillian Merrill Hello Charley.How’s the human race these days?Charley Redmon: Neck and Neck.You will notice that we insert namesof people without regard for much ofanything. This isn’t necessary thoughit adds “local interest.’’ Sometimes,however, you know of a true remarkyou heard at some dance or other andyou don’t dare put in the names. Runthat something like this:Tom, those chaperons have beenwatching us dance for the last fiveminutes.How do you know?They’ve been looking steadily at ourfeet.Oh, they’re not watching us dancethen.In order to cool off the atmosphereat about this time another poem willcome in handy,FATEMary wore cotton stockings andcarried a ton of books,Her aim in life was a Phi Bate key—she didn’t care for looks.But Grace wore silken hosiery, em¬broidered and transparentAnd grades meant nothing at all toher, that fact was quite apparent..\nd now hist to the irony of fateWhen couj'se books came out (justsix w'eeks late)Yor HAVE WRITTEN POEMS!Do vou care to have them revisedor constructively criticised by success¬ful authors? If you do, then send usyour manu.scripts (stories, articles orpoems). We will criticise, and placethem should they prove to be accept¬able for publication.There is no actual charge for ourservices. If, however, you have notpreviously enrolled with the advisorydepartment of this association, we re¬quest that you enclose the initial feeof two dollars, which we must ask ofeach new contributor. There is noadditional expense, no future obliga¬tion.It must be realized that we can onlybe of aid to those of serious intent. Ifyou do mean lo strive for literarysuccess, we can help you in manyways. Our services are yours untilwe have actually succeeded in mar¬keting at least one of your manu¬scripts. Send something to-daylPlease enclose return postage withvour communications,.NATIONAL LITERARYASSOCIATION1.31 West 39th Street.New York CityAdvisory DepartmentDINE AND DANCETHE GOLDEN LILY.'i.’ith St. at the “L” T!1F. DAILY MAROON,j— 1,1 , ..,jLi^Mgr?gBlackfriars Number ofPhoenix Out ThursdayDuke Hutchinson, the author of the jfirst Blackfriars show in 1904, is one iof the many contributors to the ’“Blackfriars” is.sue of the Phoenix, to jappear on the campus Thursday,April 14.The number will contain jokes andcuts pertaining directly to musical ^comedy and will cite the humorousside of such dramatic productions. Allthe regular departments will be con¬tinued true to form, according to theeditors.A new type of cover is to be pre-.sented to the campus in the “Black¬friars” number. 'The standard is tobe similar to the plan followed bythe leading college monthlies and na¬tional magazines.Eight Blind Students jGiven Degrees Here.According to statistics from the re¬corder’s office, eight blind studentshave been graduated from courses,here since 1894. They are: Frank P. |Bixon, Bach. Theology, ’94; John B.Curtis, A. B. ’95. A. M. ’96; Geo. R.Clark, A. B. ’07; Amanda M. Man.ske,Ph.B. honors, ’ll; Theodore J. Frank-esn, Ph.B. honors ’10; Joseph G. Pan-<!en, A. B. ’14; Norman Croft, A. B.’16; Frank J Henier, Ph.B honors, ’21.The Prof gave a “C” to the near ;Phi Bate jWhile Grace got an ".A” and a date j—that’s fate. iThis is the point where you’d betterprepare to begin to end. Another lit¬tle joke will do.Eleanor: Did you have a good timeat the party last night?John: Not at the party.Hav’ing progressed thus far there’snothing left to do but think up apeppy last line and end up.Just because you’ve been out on atoot is no sign you can write a Whis¬tle. WEDNESDAY. APRIL 6. 1921.GOLFClothes and AccessoriesOur great sporting goodsfloor (the fifth) recog¬nized headquarters for every¬thing the golfer requires.Featuring the celebratedGARDNERFree-Swing GolfSuits at$35 $40, $42.50 $60The putter—a very pop¬ular Golf Suit—V4 beltmodel—tan and gray tweedsand brown and gray cheviots,$30 to $55Special—4-Piece Golf Suits—$45Chicago Representatives forMacGregor Golf Clubs and AccessoriesImported Dunlop 31 vac. (Jolf Balls, regularly $1.10 at 7^cBlue Bird Golf Balls, our own creation; $1 00 doz., each. . . .8,5cExmoor Sunday Bags, leather trimmed—special $2.1.')Special section devoted to Ladies’ Golf Clubs and HagsFifth Floor(Tiy this on your Corona and sub¬mit you refforts.)ANON.CLASSIFIED ADSFOR RENT—Oliver Number Nine 35Snell.LOST—5 tickets for Spring dance.Nos. 150-155. Retum to Maroonoffice. Reward.LOST—Between Green Hall and IdaNoyes case containing eye glasses.Please return to Lost and FoundWASHING--Called for and delivered.H. P. 2031.PRIVATE family has choice roomnear University for woman student.Dorchester 5721.HARPERHarp«r At*, at 58d St.—Mat. DailyExcIusIt* Hyd* Park ShowingWednesday, April 6, 1921FLORENCE WIDORand special castin“BEAU REVEL”Comedy Extraordinary Henrg CLgtton S SonsState and Jackson—on the N. E. CornerAsk for the_ TOM_LogfaWcpoRrG>H0ETlie Smart Looking, Popular Shoe...CAMPUS,.d CLASS ROOMIdeal, All Round College ShoeSame Hiuh Quality as theTOM LOGAN GOLF SHOEIf vour dealer cannot supply youwrite us for catalog ana pricesTHOMAS H. LOG AN COMPANYHudson. Mass.DR. GREGORYChiropractic TreatmentGiven by Appointment |Douglas 7538 |Your best bet—Maroon ClassifiedAds bring results.MERIT CAFETERIA1101 E. 63rd St.. Corner GreenwoodConvenient to the UniversityYou .see your food before orderingA large variety of vegetables endmeatHome rooking our specialtyHome made Pastry HELEN (JRANT LOWKenwood School of Dancing and Dramatic ArtBallroom. 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