GIVE THE GRASS A CHANCE TO GROW—YOU’VE HAD YOURS(Kije Battp iWaroonVol. 19. No. 88. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY. APRIL 1. 1921 Price 5 CentsMAROON BASEBALLSQUAD WORKS HARDFOR BIG TEN RGHTWill Meet Waseda and BigTen Schools in Stiff' ScheduleJAPANESE TO TOITR STATESWith the opening of the Conferenceseason less than a month distant,Coach Merrifield is drivini? his Ma¬roon baseball athletes to the limit inorder to Ret them in tip-top shape forthe opener at Urbana April 23.After a stiff program callinK' fortwo practice periods a day durinjf thespring vacation, the team has settleddown to one lonja: afternoon sessionevery day. A few cuts have been madein the squad by the coach and as aresult he has a smaller number ofmen with which to mould his teamfor the pennant drive.Maroons Will Meet Wa.sedaBesides figiitinK their Bij? Tenframes, the Maroons will be kept busyentertaining: and playinpr the WasedaUniversity team which is now en routeto the United States from Japan; TheWaseda team is the best asr{?reKationof ball stars ever sent from the Orientand the Maroons will have to be ontheir toes and keep hustling at alltimes to subdue the invaders.After spending a week on the Pa¬cific coast playing the Universitynines there, the Japanese outfit willentrain for Chicago, and will play itsfirst game in the Middle West againstthe Maroons on Stagg Field May 10.The Japanese athletes will then takeon the leading Conference nines andwill again meet the Maroons here onMay 18, after which they will tour theEast, meeting the crack nines in thatsection of the country The last Wa-seda-Maroon game will bo stagedStagg Field .Tune 11.Fights Expected With OrientalsSome high class fights are expect¬ed when the Waseda and Maroon(Continued on Page Four) Lower P.C. Requirement Y. M. C. A. ELECTIONSto Three Quarters;April Fik>1“The physical culture requirementwill be reduced to three quarters oftennis,” was the .statement made bya faculty member of the Committeeon the P. C. requirement before anaudience packed to the doors in Man-del hall yesterday.“—The University has always prid¬ed itself on being a democratic insti¬tution,” he continued. “And the es¬sence of democracy is majority rule.After carefully analyzing student sen¬timent on the subject, the Committeehas unanimously decided to reduce theamount of physical culture as an¬nounced above.”Shouts and cheers raised the shin¬gles and interrupted the, speaker atthis point. The volume of noise swell¬ed, Derbies were thrown recklesslyinto the air, dignity was thrown to thewinds, and even staid old seniors em¬braced each other hysterically. Someore climbed Mitchell Tower and start¬ed the chimesThe Maroon .scribe awoke to findhimself sprawled on the floor with apillow tightly cla.sped to his heart, thealarm clock ringing •violently, and hiscalendar reading “April 1.” TAKE PLACE TODAYFROM 9-5 IN ELLISGates, McWhorter, Zimmer¬man Nominees for PresidentPales, Lewis, for ViceLOCAL “Y” STITDENTS MAY VOTEElections for student officers of theUniversity Y. M. C. A. will take placetoday from 9 to 5 in the “Y” rooms inEllis 1 and 2. Only students who aremembers of the local Y. M. C. A. andof Evangelical churches may vote inaccordance with a ruling of the In-1 temational Convention of the NorthI .American associations.I Nominees are listed as follows:j For president:I Percival CatesWilliam McWhorterFrancis ZimmermanFor vice-president:1, Carl FalesI Harold LewisI For secretary:1 Charles DwinellBus.sell Pattit"Robert WilsonI Banquet April 8I The new officers are to be installedj at the annual Installation Banquet,I Friday, April 8, at 6 in HutchinsonCafe.INSTITUTE OF WORLDCHRISTIANITY GIVESPLANS FOR spring! ^I Last of Cap and GownClasses to Meet on Monday! Engravings Go ToEvenings to Study MissionFields PrintersANNOUNCE FACTTLTY MEMBER.8April FooFs DayMarked by ManySocial Events ISThis is April 1.The sun pulled out of bed at 6:14A. M. (Chicago official.) Some of thebrethern are still pulling but so farhave advanced only above the pillow.Anyway, today’s the big day. No,Bet.sy, not the longest, but about thefullest. For today is the day that—The 21’s frolic all by their lonesome.The juniors postpone their shimmyuntil a later date, andThe Three-Quarters club slings afrolic, andTfie juniors and sophs customarilybecome frosh hand senoirs for the af¬ternoon.At 4 bells, the prospective convcca-tioni.sts will hold a sewing bee at theSigma Nu palace where the front win¬dows have been Bon-Amied and sand¬papered.At the same hour, the greentopswill gyrate within the fresco-tintedwalls of upper Ida Noyes.*At 8, Rosalie hall flings wide itsportals to the Three-Quarters club hopopen to all members and friends withan iron man and a half handy.And at 7:26 (C.O.) the sun is down,though the sons are up watching themoon and the stars and the big brighteyes.And at 12 M.N. (midnight) the full,full day is done and—It is then April 2. By night the last engraving for thisyear’s Cap and Cowm will have goneto the printer and all the work com-■J I pleted except reading the proof. AllThe Divinity School has anno^ced j members of the staff who were in^e program of I t’ity worked during vacation, inorder that the book would be readyon scheduled time. There was somedelay in getting the photos from thephotographer but the difficulty wasovercome.The only remaining delay is in get¬ting the re.st of the Senior activitycards turned in. According to EditorFlint, only the date of entrance to theUniversity and the degree obtained,will be published regarding any seniorwho have not turned in these cardsby Saturday noon. There are stillabout one hundred out.This year’s Cap and Gown will bethe finest ever published, in both quan gARLES REDMON NAMED HEADOF INTERSCHOLASTIC TRACK MEETFive Thousand Invitations Sent to Prep Schools—Event Promises to be Greatest in Years—Announce Committee ChairmenExpect Large Crowd atAnnual FriendshipDinnerTwo hundred women will attend theannual Friendship dinner to begin to¬night at 5:30 in the large gymnasiumof Ida I^oyes. Ruth "Wilcox of theFinance Committee, will be in chargeof the food. The decorations will bein blue and white, the colors of the or¬ganization, and in charge of HelenPutnam of Freshman commission.Nannine Gowdy, who was to betoast mistress of the evening, hasbeen unexpectedly called out of town,and her place will be filled by LouiseHarsha. A greeting by the president,Kate Smith, will be followed by a re¬sponse by the new president. Thepresent cabinet will give a farewellsong and also a song greeting the newcabinet.The big event of the evening willbe the announcement of the results of Sub-Chairman,yesterday’s elections, and the person- Preliminary arrangements for theInterscholastic Track Meet to be heldat Stagg field on Saturday, May 28,have begun with the election ofCharles Redmon as General Chair¬man. The meet, which has not beenheld for the last three years, prom¬ises to be the largest held in thiscountry. Five thousand invitationsare being sent out to the leading acad¬emies, prep .schools and high schools,and it is expected that attendance willsurpass that of any similar contests.Chairmen for the various commit¬tees which will arrange for the hous¬ing, entertainment and accommoda¬tion of the participating organizationshave been named as follows:Announce ChairmenBanquet Committee—Miltonney and Harry Hargreaves,Chairmen.Automobile Committee — LutherTatge, Chairman; Fred Frost, Sub-Chairman.Board and Room Committee—How¬ard Jones, Chairman; David Fryer,Rora-JointChri.stninity for the Spring quarter.The clas.ses will meet on six Mondaysfrom April 4 to May 9, in Harper a.s-sembly hall. Tiectures, discussionsand class work will cover .six impor¬tant mission field; India, China, Ja¬pan, Africa, the Near East, and LatinAmerica.The director of the faculty is As¬sistant Prof Archibald Baker, late ofBolivia. Included in its ranks are Pro¬fessors .Tames H. Breasted, J. S. Craw¬ford, Ellsworth Faris, Edmund Soper,Professorial Lecturer Robert Park,Katsuji Kato, editor of the Japan Re¬view, Miss Elena I.andazuri of Mex- nel of the new cabinet.“The new basis of membership forthe organization will make this an all jinclusive affair,” said Natalia Greens-1felder of the outgoing cbinet. “"Weare counting on the Friendship dinner ito put the final touch on a most sue- jcessful year.” iDEPARTMENT OFENGLISH ONE OFFINEST IN WORLDico City, Assistant Professor Arthur quality. It will contain 642Scott, Rev. A. J. Saunders of Madura The staff has been particu-College, South India, Rev. W. R. 'Tay- i^^iy fortunate in the selection of bothflor of West China, and Rev. L. F. [ punter and engraver as each has sentWood of the Congo, Africa.First Program April 4The first program on April 4, willbegin at 7:30 with a stereoptican lec¬ture by Rev. Saunders, followed at8:30 by a discussion on InternationalRelationships and Christian Missionswith reference to India, by Prof. Ar¬thur Scott, and Social Aspects of Mis-sion.s, by Prof. Ellsworth Faris.Campus Club Danceat Rosalie April 15The Campus club is breaking intothe Spring .social whirl by throwing adance April 15, in Rosalie hall, thatpalace of the light fantastic so wellknown to exponents of the terribletoddle and other exercises. One fiftyper is the word sent out by the finan¬cial expert in charge of arrangements.The first regular business meetingof tbe club will be held Monday at 7in Harper E 41. All old members areasked to be there and new non-fra-temity students will be welcome. representatives to the school whohave made valuable suggestions as tohow to improve the quality and ar¬rangement of the annual.Although the original date set forthe distribution was May 20, the edi¬tors have decided to change the dateto May 23 as the 20th falls on Fridayand as it will take more than one dayto distribute all the copies, the staffdoes not want to be interruped by theweek end holidays once the work hasbeen started. Has Many Editors, Novelists,Poets, and Dramatists ofInternational ReputeGAVE GREAT WAR SERVICE Press Committee—Herbert Rubel,Chairman; Arvid Lunde, Sub-Chair¬man.Publicity Committee—Jerome Neff,Chairman; Walker Kennedy, Sub-Chairman.Entertainment Committee — Mar¬shall Pierce, Chairman; Osburne Rob¬erts, Sub-Chairman.Reception and Rushing Committee—Brower Hall, Chairman; Jack Bag-well, Sub-Chairman.Meet In Two SectionsThe meet will be held in two sec¬tions, the fir.st consisting of the acad¬emies and prep schools, and a secondmade up of the high schools. Thefraternity houses will be thrown opento accommodate the entries, so thatthose who come from any distancewill have suitable quarters for thefew days that they remain in Chicago.Cars will be commandeered to showthe hoys about town and the enter¬tainment committee will provideenough activity about the Universityto keep the contestants busy. A ban¬quet will be held Saturday night forthe participants and University men,(By Robert P. Poliak)As towering, as well established, asthe University itself is its English de¬partment. The worthiness of mannerin which the study of the Engli.sh lan¬guage and literature is carried on hasalways been an infallible barometer followed by the awarding of cups toas to the worth of a University. To j the winning teams.“Know Your University” you should j Publicity To Be Nationwideknow your English department— [probably the finest, with the possible 'exception of Harvard, in the country.Names that stand out from the past*history of the department are those(Covtinned on Page 2)DAILY PROGRAMTODAYY. M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A. elec¬tions, EHlis and Ida Noyes.Graduate Womens Club, 4:30, IdaNoyes hall.Senior Party, 4:30, Sigma Nu houseFreshman-Senior dance, 4:80, Rey¬nolds club.Y. W. C. A. Friendship Dinner, 6:30Ida Noyes hall. The publicity given to the meet willbe nationwide and it is hoped that thestudents of the University will givetheir whole hearted support. Chair¬man Redmon said yesterday: “Here¬of the late William Vaughn Moody j tofore the meets held at the Univer-and Prof. John Matthews Manly, for-! sity have received the co-operation ofmer head of the department. Mr.Moody was an internationally knownpoet and plajrwright, author of '“rheGreat Divide” and “'The Faith Heal¬er.” One of his outstanding poemswas “Gloucester Moors.” He was alsothe author with Prof. Lovett, of “TheHistory of English Literature,” anacknowledged authority on that sub¬ject.Prof. Manly Editor and AuthorProf. Manly, now retired, has beenfor years an editor of “Modem Phil¬ology” and has compiled standardanthologies on “English Prose” and“English Poetry.”The present head of the departmentis Prof. Robert Morse Lovett, former(Continued on Page 8) Play Additional Musicfor Friars Show SundayMusic submitted for the second ser¬ies of lyrics for the 1921 Blackfriarshow will be played Sunday startingat 3 in the Reynolds club theatre. Allmen who have written tunes for theselyrics must play them or have themplayed before the judges Sunday, inorder that they be considered. Allmusic entered in the contest must bewritten out in score form and handedin at that time.SPECIAL RATE$1.00FOR SPRINGQUARTER BUY, DO NOT BORROWTHE DAILY MAROON is the mirror of student activities. If youdo not subscribe you are not living up to the standards of a Univer¬sity student. Be able to look yourself squarely in the face.SUBSCRIBE TODAY! SPECIAL RATE$1.00FOR SPRINGQUARTER2 THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. APRIL 1. 1921ISatly iffiarnonThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPubliahed morningt, except Saturday, Sundayand Monday during tho Autumn, Winter andSpring quarter!, by Tho Daily MaroonCompany.Sntored at second class mail at the CU-sag* postoAoo. Chicago, Illinois, March 13,199s. undor ths act of March 3, 1873.Offices EHis 14 jTelephone Midway 800Friday. April 1, 1921KNOW YOUR UNIVERSITYDo you know that—Bartlett gym¬nasium, the scene of hundreds of ath¬letic contests, was presented to theUniversity on Thanksgiving day, No¬vember 28, 1901, when the cornerstone'was laid by Mr. A. C. Bartlett, thedonor of the building in honor of histson, Frank Dickinson Bartlett. jThe baths and dressing room of the'gymnasium are in the basement, the!lockers, the swimming tank, the pro- ]fessors’ exercise room an'd the offices ion the first floor, and the great gym- inasium and running track on the i“lofty ceilinged” second floor. This iimmense room is the full ground sizeof the building. !The dedication of the gymnasiumtook place .January 29, 1904. Thebuilding cost two hundred and thirty-eight thousand dollars. The moststriking feature of the building is,perhaps, the memorial windows givenby Mr. .1. C. Hibbard. The decorations!represent the athletic sports of the jperiod of the building’s architecture, 1 ulty is no more to blame than NewYorkers for stalking ahead with eyesblind to the faces that pass. If aninstructor spoke to everyone in hisclasses, assuming two classes of forty,students each per quarter, in a year’s |time he would have a speaking ac- jquaintance of five hundred and fortystudents and in four 3’^ears two thou¬sand one hundred and sixty. tSo the next time some professor |passes you and fails to see your hesi- jtant potential smile of recognit.on, iblame him not. He may belong to the jsour visaged minority but the chances jare that he is as human as yourself |and has simply given up the fight in ithe face of such odds as the figuresabove quoted. And perhaps, thoughundergraduates may find this hard tobelieve—perhaps the professor spendshis time when walking in THINKINGabout his work instead of looking forsmiles of recognition.College tradition lies in the way wedo things and not in the things whichare done. Oxford, Cambridge, Har-1vard—all have their “undergraduate ■institutions” but what has made them ;famous is the spirit which has jachieved the atmosphere which sur- jrounds them. |Periodically Chicago Quadrangles jecho with tho cry for “more tradi- jtions” and the implication is that we |desire more “C” benches. Chicago in Ithis cry is really groping for the spirit jwhich surrounds these older institu-HATERS OF SOLITUDECustom builds strangely twistedtrails in our too easily warped cere¬bral pathways. Which is simply an¬other way of saying that Patricia, dar¬ing junior girl at the University ofChicago, has arrived at that mentalstate where she cannot study in soli¬tude. She must have the hum ofvoices around her before she can con¬centrate or even make herself opena book.And what is the cause of thisstrange disease which would baffleour best psycho-analists ? Simply thatPatricia, early in her scholastic ca¬reer, following after the example ofher club sister, took to studying in thenoi-th end of the Harper reading roomwhere the buzz-buzz of conversationis only interrupted by the tap of thelibrarian’s pencil or the guffaw ofsome student who was unabel to keep tions. But it fails to accomplish its ]aim because it seeks the appearance 1and not the actual reality which lies jbehind the appearance.This is not mere abstraction but has 'its practical and immediate a])plioa- ition. 'fhe recent “National Inter¬scholastic” basketball tournament is apoin^ in question. It is no seci’et, noris it disloyal to say that its great pre¬tensions were not realized. The teams!which competed were not representa-;tive of national interscholastic;strength. Because of many localtournaments held at the same time Ithe field of entries here could not be ;expected to come up to standard. In¬vitations were sent out promiscuous¬ly. What should have been done wasto have held the meet later and haveinvited winners of sectional tourna¬ments. If this could not have been CHARLES REDMOND NAMEDHEAD OF INTERSCHOL¬ASTIC TRACK MEET(Continued from Page 1)the school as a whole, but more thanthat is needed. We are entertainingthe foremost high school athletes inthe country, and during their briefstay at the University we must con¬vince them that Chicago is the schoolfor them. Chicago has had, and willcontinue to have some of the greatestathletes in the country, hut to con¬tinue the good work, we must havethe support of each individual.Talk Chicago to the men that arecoming—tell them what our schoolstands for. Show them that you aresincere in your desire to have themwith us. We cannot expect to attainthe best results by an impersonal, halfhearted attempt to show them the trueChicago spirit,”Tennis Not IncludedTennis is not included in the eventsas it interferes with Conference workNo definite arrangements have beenmade for the meet as yet, which, if itIs promoted, will have to he stagedat a later date.(lone satisfactorily the meet wouldbetter not have been held at all.The Stagg Interscholastic TrackMeet to be held on May 28th presentssimilar problems. It is to be hopedthat the newly announced chairmensucceed in making tho meet worthyof its name.YOU KNOW HIM!He’s the guy that writes his notesin the library hooks. Wait till we get ihim.> .J’ENOSV PFNrH cfttiidcnl or p,-of..J- the Htiix rb VhNtjS) out¬rivals all lor uerfcct pencilwork. 17 black degrees and3 topyiog.\mcric.in T..«'adi*eiu;il Co.his conversation down to the conven¬tional monotone.Now' Patricia’s chum is there andshe is following Patricia’s example.And someday someone will be follow¬ing her example in turn so that theHarper conversation laboratory is [continuing to grind out a succession jof “students” who must have the at- |mosphere of a tea party to study. 'They iwould go crazy at the silent burningof the midnight oil.FROZEN FACIM.TY FACES jSomebody or other explained the va-!cant look on the face of New Yorkers jby the fact that they live in such abig city that they hardly ever see janyone on the street they know and jhence they cease to look for them. |Many students believe that our facul- ity has an unjustifiable New York at¬titude when abroad on the campus, jMany students believe that they |should receive a cordial greeting fromany professor whose class they haveever graced.'I'he frozen face does exist to a largeextent among our faculty. But itsjustification is not difficult. The fac-MERIT CAFETERIA1101 E. 63rd St., Corner GreenwoodConvenient to the UniversityYou see your food before orderingA large variety of vegetables andmeatHome rooking our specialtyHome made Pastry LEARN TODANCENOW FROM EXPERTS ATSHEEHY’S DANCING STUDIO62nd Street at Cottage Grove AvenuePrivate Lessons 10 A. M. to 10 P. M.PUBLIC CLASS MONDAY EVE.M iss J. Kelleher .Miss M. BirminghamThos M. Sheehy Miss D. SpringPhone Went. 230 UNIVERSITY MANDOLIN CLUB,REVIVED. ANNOUNCES PLANSThe University Mandolin club, dor¬mant during the w’ar, has been reju¬venated and has issued an invitation |to all players of the mandolin, guitar jand ukelele to attend a “new' members ,meeting” to be. held Tuesday, April I5, at 4:30 in Ida Noyes hall. jA number of social affairs have been |planned for the quarter, including a,(lance party. Music rendered by theorganization includes the latest syn¬copated selections, marches, all Uni¬versity songs, and Haw'aiian melodies.The club has announced meetings forevery Tuesday in the quarter.MANICURING SHAMPOOINGKENNEDY SHOPSMARCEL WAVING1214 E. .55th St. 1155 E. 63rd St. IMidway 3081 Hyde Park 2643 IStudent Rate at 55th St. Shop Alpha Siga PledgeAlpha Sigma Phi announces thepledging of Warren L. Sexton, ClarkeM. Shaw’ and Henry C. 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JYour best bet—Maroon Classified.\(ls bring results.IfrankHn Simon & do.rvf Slore of huiiviiiudl ShopsFifth Avenue, New York'tANnoiina’ an Exhibitionfor IF-JACisscs a?id QhildrefiFifth Avenue Fashionsfor Spring and SummerTHE BLACKSTONEEnglish RoomMONDAY, APRIL 4thTUESDAY WEDNESDAYAPRIL 5th APRIL 6thpRESKNTINC every essentia]A and accessory of the spring,and summer wardrobe for everyoccasion of day or evening—fromI’ifth Avenue’s original shop, theshop of original fashionsAEGIS FPxOCKSStuartJ'C'ls tvlthout smart shafts''F YOU would like to li.-ive ihtirri'ing one-piece sum¬mer frocks all traoe and deliveied to you at the veryn i;ii!Tii ni of ci st. v rite to us row. One cf the clever-ett designers iii il is country creates our models. Theyare made to order in standard .sires. Fashionable slip¬over types. N'eiilter fabrics nor rr, dels are found insheps. These are nicely showivin the simple folder wewill send you.Orr;an(fie $OO50| LinensTissue CinRhanis ^ ^ Dulled SwissAegis vyorkinanship is very finished. Detachable collarand cufls. f tench hand-made flowerettes Ample hemsNo two frocks ever alike. V/rite at once for our uniquestyle folder ar-d samples which make it easy for you toorder. AddressAEGIS FROCKSRcK3m 515, 225 North Michigan Blvd,, ChicagoThe f rafter inJhtiJual may find it adTantageaus to informally represent us in her territory.^— w e will he glad to hear from those interested.THE COUNTRY CLUB3Seniors are ComprisingClass Song and YellFollowing the custom established bylast year’s Senior class the class of’21 has been hard at work on makingup a class song and yell. Last yearthe graduating class was able to puttheir song and yell over big when theygave them as the grand finale to theSenior Vaudeville. This year the Sen¬iors are determined to go their pred¬ecessors one better as song and yellcomposers.Whereas last year only two songswere submitted already the hardworking Seniors have tumed in five.Chal. McWilliams, the yell artist, hasbeen working on the class yell Thechoice of the 1921 song will be madetomorrow at the Senior April Foolpally, to be held at the Sigma Nuhouse. Walter Reckless, in charge ofthe Senior show, pleads that all Sen¬iors got hack of the class and put thesong and yell over in true ’21 styleon the nights of Ajiril 15 and 16.DKI’ARTMENT OF ENGLISHONE OF FINEST IN WORLD(Continued from Page One)editor of the famous “Dial” and stillan active contributing editor. Prof.T.ovett has several novels and plays tohis credit, besides a “First View ofEnglish Literature.”“Teddy” Linn an InstitutionProf. .Tames Weber Linn, more af¬fectionately known on the (piadranglesas “Teddy” is as much a part of theUniversity as Mitchell Tower. A for¬mer Dean in the .Junior colleges, hetook an active and stimulating inter¬est in athletics and student policies.T'rof T.inn is an editorial writer andreviewer on the Chicago Herald Ex¬aminer, a professor in Engli.sh at theTTniversity, and a member of the fac¬ulty of the new Medill School of .Tour-nalism.Prof. Robert TTerrick is the authorof over twenty novels and an authorof national .significance. Among hisbest knowm works are “T ogether,”“The Common T.ot,” and “The Mem¬oirs of an American Citizen.” He hasalso collaborated with T’rof. Damonin the writing of a standard rhetoric.Robertson Holds Many OfficesAssociate T’rof. TTavid Allen Rob¬ertson i.s the present dean of the .Jun¬ior colleges. He has been the editorof the University Record, the secre¬tary of the University War Service,secretary of the Association of .Amer¬ican Universities, and Secretary tothe President.Prof. Percy Holmes Boynton is theauthor of works on American litera¬ture and is an associate editor of-theEnglish .Journal Profs. Baskervdlland Tolman are famous for researchinto the Shakespearian and pre-Shakespearian periods. Roth havemade editions and written essays onthe subjects. David Harrison Stevenshas compiled American patriotic songsand verses. Associate Professor TomPeete Cross has conducted extensiveinve.stigation into Celtic lore and cus¬toms. Other noted professors in thedepartment are William Damall Mac-lintock, Myra Reynolds, and EdithFoster Flint, all of whom have rec¬ords for scholarship and service tothe department.Important Service in WarThe department rendered great ser¬vice during the war. Prof. Manly,with Drs. Stevens and Knott, wereemployed in the Military IntelligenceCorps on codes and ciphers. Miss Al¬bright and Professors Tolman andHulbert worked on propaganda com¬missions at Washington in connectionwith the postoffice department and thedepartment of justice.A department including so manymen of national prominence is signifi¬cant. Think of it when you arc learn¬ing to “Know Your University.”(NOTE: This is the second of aseries of articles on the departmentsof the University.)Tickef Committee MeetsThe Ticket committee of the SeniorVaudeville will meet at 12 in Cobb12A.“LUCIA HENDERSHOT”Private Dancing LewoMIn a course of five lessons onecan acquire the steps of the wait*,one-step and forx-trotSpecial Class Mon. Eves.1541 E. 57th 8t. Hyde Park 1114 THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. APRIL 1. 1921A BRAND NEW SENSATION“Husk” O’Hare'sToddle RascalsThe Idolsof DancedomAvailableFor Your DancesPhoneHARRISON 10320 W. .lacksnn Blvd. '1'"''t ^Vf A,vt AAf /mVI /oVfv'.Af ;.Af Hf'ai a,\i < \^ ;.,nEducate your taste:Bowling Finals To Be dance next FridayPlayed Off NextWeek Rubber Band to I’lay at Rosalie HallAffairThe preliminaries of the Interfra-teinity howling tourney being playedon the Reynolds club alleys are rap-i<lly drawing to a clo.se, and the semi¬finals and finals will be played duringthe next week.The game between the Phi Psi’s andDelta Tail Delta is the last in the pi’e-lim.s, and will be played Monday. Atpresent the Sigma Nu five is in firstplace in league A. The Phi Gams andKappa Sigma are tied for second hon¬ors. I‘si U has the top of the league Bsheet cinched, and Phi Psi has a .shadeover the Tekes and Delta Tau Deltafor the second position.'Phursday night is the time set forthe final tilt. The preliminaries,which will determine the positions ofthe runners up, will be played on'Puesday and Wednesday of next weekriiairman Bushnell said yesterdaythat the fraternities who have failedto play the reiiuired games will beheld for the amount of their forfeits.As it will he nece.ssary to pay for themthey may he played if desired. How¬ever, the games that were contractedfor at the meeting of the council musthe paid for. Real Spring is to he here next week.This is a certainty now with theannouncement that a Spring dancewill he given next Friday at 8 in Ro¬salie hall. Robins, young men’s fan¬cies turning to love, new grass andwarm weather are signs of spring,—hut wo never REAJJ.Y can he sureof this glorious season until a Springdance is announced.The Rubber Band recently heard atTh'ynolds club and class affairs, willfurnish the music for the dance. Theysay it will he snappy syncopation. Allthe campus elite will “be present, in¬cluding Frank Madden, Virginia Fos¬ter, Ti llian Merrill, Virginia Keendall,Charlie Greene, Chalmer McWilliamsand others.Tickets may he secured from .JohnT.ittle, I^aurence Aht, Howard Vaughn,Mortimer TJarris and at The DailyMaroon office..Funior Hadassah Unit MeetsThe Junior Hadassah Unit will meetMonday at 4:.30 in Harper M 13.Telephone Hyde Park 9667AND MASSAGEDavid J. Bogie, DirectorGraduate of Stockholm, Sweden150i EAST 53RD STREETCor. Harper Ave.Best of References— Hours—Dr. A. J. Ochsner 2-4 7-8 P. M. 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APRIL 1. 1921Liberated PoesyThey were eager toddlersWaiting for the danceTo commence.The orchestra tuned up.“Are you ready?” she asked.“I’m on my toes!” he answered.—They swayedInto the i^thm of the music—And pulsatedTo the jazz strains.She looked up.“Did you say on YOUR toes, dear?”This is the first Whistle we havewritten for years and we absolutelyrefuse to be responsible for any ca¬tastrophes resulting from the devas¬tating effects of our long pent up hu¬mor. However, we will give one freecopy of Chanticleer to the family ofany student who dies from laughingat this Whistle.Is it strange coincidence or the willof the gods which takes from theearth in so short a time Huneker,Burroughs, Cardinal Gibbons and B.L. T.? .We have suffered from a strangedizzy feeling lately. Perhaps it is thewill of the gods.Oh well. Send our Maroon sub¬scription to the folks back on thefarm.The near-beer club—pardon us, the%% club, may think that they are allthe dog, putting on an April Fooldance. But nay, nay. Score Club gavean April Fool dance a month ago inthe Reynolds club. Do you remember?What’s April Fool anyway com¬pared to the flock of yellow valen¬tines we got recently from the fac¬ulty?Spring PomeI used to get my inspirasheAt two bits or lessBut now a whiff at the shame oldplasheCosts at least seventy-five centsand do you know dearie, I believe thestuff has carbolic acid in it. Why,last week I thought I was going blind.Know Your UniversityDid you know that—the UniversityRecorder has handled the records of15,781 students and not one of therecords has ever been broken—or evencracked ?The Whistle’s Helping HandWe konw that all students will beinteersted in knowing how to fill outtheir income tax blanks. The Whis¬tle’s own short cut method is as fol¬lows: Take income and divide by colorof mother’s hair and complexion offather’s nose. (If mother is baldYOU HAVE WRITTEN POEMS!Do you care to have them revisedor constructively criticised by success¬ful authors? If you do, then send usyour manuscripts (stories, articles orpoems). We will criticise, and placethem should they prove to be accept¬able for publication.There is no actual charge for ourservices. If, however, you have notpreviously enrolled with the advisorydepartment of this association, we re¬quest that you enclose the initial feeof two dollars, which we mu.st a.sk ofeach new contributor. There is noadditional expense, no future obliga¬tion.It must be realized that we can onlybe of aid to those of serious intent. Ifyou do mean vo strive for literarysuccess, we can help you in manyways. Our services are yours untilwe have actually succeeded in mar¬keting at least one of your manu¬scripts. Send something to-daylPlea.se enclose return postage withyour communications.NATIONAL LITERARYASSOCIATION131 West 39th Street.New York CityAdvisory DepartmentDINE AIW DANCETHE GOLDEN LILY55th St. at the “L” COMMERCE CLUB TICKETSREQUIRED AT ELECTIONC. and A. students who fail to pur¬chase Commerce club tickets in thebelief that they are unnecessary foradmission to club events are doomedto disappointment, according to astatement by the officers of that or¬ganization. Only those students whopay the fifty cents for a ticket will beallowed to attend the meetings of theclub and of the discussion groups andthe dances, annual banquet and othersocial functions, and to vote in thecoming election of officers.Inasmuch as the first dance of thequarter will be given on April 15 atIda Noyes hall, it would behoove allwho desire to attend to purchase theirtickets at once. All ticket sellersshould report to their captains, or tothe general chairman today between12 and 12:15 or between 1 and 1:30at the C. and A. bulletin board. Thecampaign will close next week.headed and father has no nose,’ divideby the square root of your telephonenumber and the number of peas youcan balance on a butter knife.) Thenwrite in algebraic terms the constitu¬tion of the League of Nations as itwould appear when recited in Greekto a Sacred Cow of the Ganges andmultiply by the circumference of yourgreat grandfather’s moustache cup.Then extract cube roots till you fallfrom exhaustion.That joke of Scoop’s about Daven¬port girls was certainly couched inintriguing terms. We wonder yetwhether we got it. So fa’—so good.One reason we wrote a Whistle to¬day was because numerous friendswho remember our old pseudonym areasking if we write the Line ’o Typenow.But despite the confusion of names,we shall sign a sever.And ever—ANON.YELLOWSTONE PARKSee it this summer. 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DallyBzclvalTa Hyda Park ShewlBgFRIDAY, APRIL 1TOM MIX in“THE ROAD DEMON”SATURDAY, APRIL 2PAULINE FREDERICK In“ROADS OF DEESTINY”SUNDAY, APRIL 3A Paramount Artcraft ProductionTHOMAS M EIGHT AN in‘nUE EASY ROAD”WithLila I..ee and Gladya GeorgeMatinee AttractionCharles Hutchinson in“The Double Adventure” •Episode No. 8 TWO PRIZE ESSAYCONTESTS OPEN TOCHICAGO STUDENTSHart, Schaffner & Marx andDavid Blair McLoughlinAwards for Best PapiersAnnounce Rules and SuggestionsTwo prize essay contests have beenannounced as open to students thisquarter. The seventeenth Hart,Schaffner & Marx prize of $200 willbe awarded to the undergraduate com¬ing from any school in the countrywho submits the best essay on a sub¬ject in the field of Economics. A listof suggested topics will be publishedsoon, but the contestants will not belimited to a choice of them. Thereis no limit as to length. Papers mustbe submitted by June 1.For those who have their A. B.Hart, Schaffner & Marx offer twoprizes, one of $1,000 and one of $500.Undergraduates may also compete forthese prizes if they so desire, althoughno A. B. will be permitted to try forthe $200 award.McLaughlin Prize in MayThe David Blair McTjaughlin prizeof $50, founded in 1914 by Prof, andMrs. Andrew C. McLaughlin in mem¬ory of their son who was a memberof the class of 1916, will be awardedin May. Contestants are limited tothose having credit for not more thantwo years of college work or eighteenmajors and who have shown specialskill and sense of form in writing ofEnglish prose*. The award will bemade on the basis of a critical essayon some subject pertaining to liter¬ature or the fine arts, histoiy, philos¬ophy, or social science. The lengthmust be not less than 1,500 nor morethan 3,000 words and the paper shouldbe in general of the scope of the long¬er themes in Engli.sh 3. Essays shouldbe handed in to the Dean of the Jun¬ior colleges and should be un.signed,and accompanied by a sealed envelopegiving the name of the writer.MAROON BASEBALLSQUAD WORKS HARDFOR BIG TEN HGHT(Continued from Page 1)teams meet, as the Japanese are cap-able of displaving a fine brand of baseball. Three Maroon hurlers, Crisler,Palmer and Geertsma will have theadvantage of having already pitchedagainst the Orientls.With the pitchers rounding intoshape, the Maroons look good despitethe rather weak hitting of the team.Crisler should have his greatest yearas a Maroon hurler, as he has worldsof stuff and has had considerable ex¬perience on the mound. Geertsma.Palmer and Schultz will comprise theremainder of the hurling force.Geertsma, a southpaw, is displayingmuch better form than ever before,and is developing rapidly. Palmer isalso showing a good line of pitchingwares, while Schultz, a left handerwith lots of speed, will also be avail¬able for duty.Hard Practice for VarsitySome hard licks will he put in bythe Maroon players during the com¬ing three weeks, and they will go toUrbana full strength to fight the In¬dians all the way in the first engage¬ment of the season.YOUNG PEOPLE’S CHURCHCLUB GIVES PARTY TONIGHTThe Young People’s Church Club ofHyde Park will celebrate April Fool’sday with a party tonight at 8 at theparlors of the Hyde Park Bapt.istChurch. Many of the students at theUniversity have attended the Sundayevening meetings of this organizationand have enjoyed them. 'Hiis partyis to be the event of the year and allstudents are invited.Mr. Charles W. Gilkey, pastor of theHyde Park Baptist Church and wellknown on the campus, is leaving nextweek for six months abroad. ’TheYoung People’s Church Club, whichMr. Gilkey has fostered and promotedduring the past year, will meet at theGilkey home next Sunday eveningafter the club meeting, which beginsat 7, for a farewell party. ’This willbe the last opportunity to see himbefore he leaves. All students arecordially invited to come to this meet-ing. Good chocolates tied withthe right colors!Give the college touch to your candy gift.This special box is tied with your ribbon andstamped with your seal. It never fails to makea hit. The chocolates are the rich delicious kindthat have made Whitman’:; Gmons.For Sale byUniversity of Chicago Bookstore, 5802 Ellis Ave,Blackstone Pharmacy, 1438 E. 57th St.Al. 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