1 I ^/* Vol. 19. No. 87. WALK ON THE CONCRETE NOT THE GRASSClje Bail? iWaroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY. MARCH 31, 1921 Price 5 Cents37 MEN REPORT FORSPRING FOOTBALL ATPRACTICE YESTERDAYDirector Stagg Puts Candi¬dates Through TheirPacesTO WORK OUT DAILY AT 4:30Thirty-seven men reported yester¬day on the first call for spring foot¬ball practice, and were put throughlimbering up paces by Coach Stagg,Assistant Coach Walker, ex-captalnJackson and Captain-elect McGuire.Most of the candidates were mem¬bers of the lf)20 Freshman teams whoare on the alert in seeking positionson the 1921 varsity squad. In addi¬tion to a few men from last year’svarsity, tw’o "C” men were out, Mc¬Guire and Lewis.Take Up RudimentsSpring football will consist for themost part of a thorough course in therudiments of the game, a vital factorin the performance of a team, and willprovide the men with the backgroundessential when intensive tactical train¬ing starts in the fall. Director. Stagghas announced. Daily drills will heheld at 4 to coach the men in tack¬ling, falling on the hall and kindredsubjects. Sedate Seniors WillFrolic at Aprilpool PartyThe sedate Seniors w'lll frolic from4 to 6 tomorrow at the Sigma Numansion on Woodlawn avenue. AprilFool’s day was appropriately pickedfor the party, because past exp’eriencehas demonstrated that the Seniorshave several times mistaken other oc¬casions for the first day of the fourthmonth.No announcement has been made asto food or entertainment, but the tal¬ent of the upper classmen will un¬doubtedly be adequate to gracefullymeet both occasions.Carter Hazzard has promised to at¬tend wearing a grey corduroy vestand spats to'match. Glen Harding willbe resplendant in a shimmering tweedand .Jack Fultdb will change hisglasses to tortoise shell with a longblack cord.“You better had be there,’’ said KateSmith, lasping into her Birminghamvemacular, “Betty and I are bringingout all the dormitory belles.’’ IT’LL BE ALL GREEKTO EVERYONE IF NEWSCHEME IS ADOPTEDClassical Journal AdvocatesLanguage of Ancientsfor WorldHOMER TO BE A BEST SELLER?Frosh Get ExclusivePlan? For Doinerson Friday in It may not be all Greek to you—but it soon w'ill be, if the plan advo¬cated by the Classical .Journal, in itsApril issue, out yesterday, is general¬ly adopted. The classicists are allexcited over the possibility of Greekbecoming the universal language.Homer wielded a wicked mandolin,but he never w'ould have gotten by ina 1921 cabaret, because nobody wouldknow wbat he was raving about. Theancient bard, however, may becomeone of the best sellers if, as the Class¬ical Journal urges, his lingo gets intocommon circulation.“Classic Greek a Miracle’’“If modem languages are wonders,the classic Greek is a miracle,’’ theMILITARY SCIENCE j Minneapolis .Journal is quoted as say-—IQ ideal tongue for ora-lALr 1. lo WvJIxini V^r ] tory, poetry, politics and jurispru-STRONGER SUPPORT j dence, for science and metaphysics,! for frivolity, for ordinary things.”mBecau.se of a social conflict, theFrosh have decided to make theirFrosh-Renior footfest at Ida Noyes anentirely exclusive affair. As the Ren- Tbe proposal is very timely rightnow, it is said, because both .Japanj and China are said to be seeking newI languages. The .Japanese are consid-' ering adopting a European tongue,I preferably English, and the ChineseFINE E(1UH*MENT TR AVAILABLE 1 are seriously handicapped in their! world relations by their primitive typeUniversity Ranks EighthAttendance at R.O.T.C.Courses Elect Student Officers forY. M. C. A. inEllis Todaystudent officers of the University Y,M. C. A. will be elected for the ensu¬ing year tomorrow’ in the Associationrooms, Ellis 1 and 2. The polls beingopen from 9 to 6.In accordance with a ruling of theInternational Convention of the NorthAmerican Associations, only thosemembers of the local Y. M. C. A. whoare also members of Evangelicalchurches are entitled to vote.Nominees for the officers are as fol¬lows:For president:Percival GatesWilliam McWhorterFrancis ZimmermanFor vice-president;Carl FalesHarold LewisFor secretary;Charles DwdnellRussell PettitRobert WilsonThe new officers will be installedthe annual Installation Banquet, CAST OF CHARACTERSFOR 1921 BLACKFRIARSSHOW IS ANNOUNCEDMenatFriday, AprilCafe. 8, at 6 in HutchinsonWomen Vote Today forOfficer? of Y. W. C. A. Urged to Study RolesBest Adapted toAbilityAWAIT ARRIVAL OF COLEMAN(By Robert P. Poliak) of speech. Another suggestion has Elections for officers of the Y. W.C. A. W’ill be held today from 9 to 4in the foyer of Ida Noyes, The nom-inees are as follow’s; For president. 1 Greenwdcb Village and such un'' ' ’ Helen Condron. | pputh localities. Rhe is the villainessCast parts for “The Machinationsof Max,” 1921 Blackfriar show, havebeen announced, in order to give menintending to try out for the produc¬tion an opportunity to select the rolethey would like to fill. Actual tryoutswill not be held until the arrival ofMr. Coleman, the producer, on April12.There are ten cast parts in the bookin addition to college girls, collegefellows, profes.sors, chorus girls and“chorus accessories.” The leading fig¬ures a^e Dick McCormick, the hand¬some hero; Leona LaVelle, the chorusgirl heroine; Max Bates, the plottingcampus editor, and Maybelle, Max’spartner in crime.John E. Joseph, ’20, who wrote “TheMachinations of Max,” has sketchedthe cast parts as follows:MAX BATER: Editor of the “Ma¬roon,” president of the AestheticDancing club. A villain. Max is asallow', thin chap, whose clothes areof ultra-.stvlish design.MAYBELLE: President of the“Poet’s Circle.” Maybelle believes thatshe has a “soul.” Rhe is fond of art,and her clothes and carriage smackiors are tossine a little party of their | f=hy aw’ay from the military. The culThe present tendency seems to be to i been that the league of nations adoptown, the beginners abandoned tbe ideaof eiving a dance for them and arenow’ concentrating their efforts intheir own behalf.Tenable to think of any other oele-brit'cs w’ho might enjoy a bit of Fri¬day afternoon frolic, and feeling thatit is .about time that they entertainedthe Fre.sbman class exclusively, tbeRoeial committee has prepared anelaborate program,Chaii*man Duggan announces thepresence of the renow’ned eccentricdancer, Dw’inell, who w'ill drive .studyfrom the fevered minds of the Fresh¬man w’ith an exhibition of the latestin footw’ork. Follow’ing the entertain¬ment, a lucky number dance will beheld and the winner will be presentedW’itb tbe w.k. box of candy.Further entertainment will be pro¬vided by Bud Combs and his .synco¬pating follow’crs, and Joe Duggan,with a large group of understudies,W’ill collect class tickets at tbe gateProxy Epple is expecting a lager at¬tendance, and has provided the elab¬orate dinner in order to insure a suc¬cessful entertainment. tured I^nlversity turns to other thingsnow’ that the smoke of the Great Warhas all but cleared away. Ro it is notstrange that our Department of Mili¬tary Reience has not received all theattention and supnort that it deseiw’es.T'^ltimately the Department is nlan- Greek as the language of diplomacy.Rpoken in Near East Mina Morrison andThe one receiving the second highestnumber of votes w’ill act as vice-pers-ident for tbe coming year. For secre¬tary: Marie Niergartb and BeatriceThe modern Greek, as spoken by the | Marks; for treasurer. Dorothy Rogdennatives of today, has become tbe lan¬guage of trade and commerce in tbeEastern Mediterranean, tbe Journalsays, and adds that if Greece developsas she p/omises tbe languag of Platoning to put a uniformed batter^’ unit j and Dmosthenes may become, event-in the field, representative of the TTni-1 ua11y, the w’orld language,versity Its object can only bo at¬tained bv a larger enrollment, labor-■ng as it is under tbe handicap of vol¬untary enrollment.Tbe department is splendidly equip¬ped. It possesses a complete firing j and Florence Walker.The results of tbe election wdll not |be announced until Friday evening at |tbe annual Friendship dinner. 'The!first cabinet w’biob w’ill serv’c for tbe!coming year w’ill also be announced.This is tbe first time in the historyAll this is in tbe dim and shady 1 organization that the officersfutvire, and so we’ll probably go on in }iav’e been elected by popular vote. Diiethe language of the Declaration of vote w’hich w’as taken lastIndependence and the Eighteenth spring, the membership of the Y. W.Amndment for some time to come. ] ^ put on a personal, ratherEventually, how’ever, w’ho knoy^s but j ti^n a church membership basis. Thisj W’ill make members of any church asw’cll as the evangelical churches ellg-of French, British and American j ant keepers and banana salesmen?I “Reventy-Fives,” and a large 15,5 mil-i Fancy a conversation something likelimeter bow’itzer, tbe French siege i this:j gun. Its smaller equipment includes! “Ry, old man, could you loan me ten jj automatic rifles an dmacbine guns, j berries ? I’ll give piy Iota Omicron jj anti-aircraft guns and automatic pis- | Upsilon for it.”I tols, tbe sole side-arm of tbe field j “Rorry, but just had to pay for aariilleryman.45 Horses Rupplie'dFor the classes in equitation thereare 45 hor.ses and the department ex¬pects a few’ additional polo ponies inthe near future. The.se hor.ses can beThe scud will begin promptly at 4 j used by students attaining a retrain jand will gradually work to the height j degree of proficiency on Raturdays |of its brightness at 6. Come prepared i and holidays,for anything with*your class tickettucked away in a safe place. flew T?it for the w’ife. Rhe had it sentsent to the office Kappa Omicron Del¬ta!”DAILY PROGRAM ible to vote. iTickets for the Friendship dinner Iwill be on sale today up until 1. 'Ibe!price of the pasteboards is 60 cents. {Entertainment for the affair will be!provided by each committee of the jorganization.The Campus Community Committeewill meet today at 3:30 in the LeagueRoom to w’ork on its .stunt for thedinner.T. K. E. PledgesTau Kappa Ep.siilon announces thepledging of George Olm.sted, Alma,Mich., Donald Bums, Chicago, Ill,,Howard Taylor, Chicago, Ill,, LeroyClemens, Norfolk, Neb., and ThadHungate, Auburn, la.Mental HyRienist Talks The courses offered for the spring I(piarter are varied and contain every jphase of artillery. A repeater coursein Military Science 2 is offered which |teaches the taking dowm, handling,and a.s.sembling of the guns, M, S. 3takes up the actual firing drill, theduties of artillery commanders, etc.In connection with this course twomounted platoons will be formed forexhibition work at the University. M.S, 6 is Topography and Orientation.M. S. 9 Gunnery and Conduct of Fire,and M. S. 12, the final course, Admin-Dr, Ralph Truitt of the Illinois So-1 istration and Army paper work. Uponciety for Mental Hygiene will speak j completion of these prescribed cour.sestoday at 4:30 in Classics 10 on “The | the student receives a commission asMental Hygiene Movement.” 1 {Continued on rage 2) TODAYLectum by Prof. Andrews of Yale,4:30, Harper assembly.TiOcture by Dr. Ralph Truitt, 4:30,Classics 10.Kent Chemical society, 8, Kent the¬atre.Sociology club, 8, Classics 21.Glee club, 4:.30, Mitchell Twoer.TOMORROWY M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A. elec¬tions, Ellis and Ida Noyes,Graduate Womens Club, 4:30, IdaNoyes hall.Senior Party, 4:30, Sigma Nu houseFreshman-Senior dance, 4:30, Rey¬nolds club. Three Quarters Men inBig Splurge FridaySIGN UPl Spring, fre.sh and green, will emergeFriday evening at Rosalie hall wherethe Three-Quarters club hop, the sec¬ond of the year, will lend tbe acmeof nuttiness to a perfect April Fools’Day. Si Foster, president, promisesa good party, including the blatantstrains of Bud Combs and his synco-pators, a prize elimination dance andsome special novelty dances.Tickets are $1.60 a couple and canbe purchased from any of the menwho scrambled like an egg and cavort¬ed on the circle last fall. DICK McCORMICK: One of thoselarge football .stars, handsome butmassive, and all that. He’s the hero—and that tells the story.AUSTIN COTJJNS: Once a prom¬inent campus man, of tbe type thatF. Scott Fitzgerald calls the slicker.He’s popular with both sexes, and heknow.s a good thing w’hen he sees it.Good-looking in an arrow’-collar way.PROFESSOR WITJJS: Somewhatof a grotesque professor ,absent-mind-ed and with a hobby for “interestingpeople” in a novel. Middle aged butnot tottering.MRS. WILT JR: Who believes inrunning everything and everybody, in¬cluding her hii.«abnd. She is not hand¬some—no.LEONA LaVELLE: The heroine.Leona is petite and dark, probably.She is a chorus girl, but she is wiseand “decent.” Of course she wearsclothes well and wears good and mo-di.sh clothe.s.THOR A: The Swedish maid em¬ployed at the studio. She is in lovewith Dick, but he can’t quite see aslavery. Not too ugly or sloppy butattractive in a working class way.TOOTSIE VINCENNES: FromI^eona’s show. Once a chorus girl, butnow pa.st the age. She is most effi¬cient and loans on no one for help oradvice. She dres.ses loudly in fairlystylish clothes. But she is past 36.THE WHITEWING: A tough cus¬tomer who comes into the play, andinto THORA’S heart and graces, dur¬ing the second act of the play.Brownson Club TodayThe Brownson club will hold thefirst meeting of the Spring quartertoday, at 4:30 in Harper M 13. Ches¬ter Hanley, president, will announcethe program for the season, and re¬ports from the committee chairmenfor the Charity Dance will be given.All Catholic students have been a.skedto attend.THE DAILY MAROON is working constantly in support of everyworth-while student enterprise and activity. Support it by subscrib¬ing NOW. SPECIAL RATE$1.00FOR SPRINGQUARTER1 THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. MARCH 31, 1921Qllfr Saily iDarnnttThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublithed mominai, except Saturday. Sundayand Monday during the Autumn. Winter andSpring quarter*, by The Daily MaroenCompany.Entered a* aeoond claia mail at the CU-ongo poatcfiee. Chicago. Illinoia, March 13,1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.Offlcee EHis 14Telephone Midway 800Thursday, March 31, 1921KNOW YOUR UNIVERSITYDo you know that—The present University was preced¬ed by an institution located at Cot¬tage Grove Ave. Jind Thirty-fifth St.,on a plot of ten acres, granted in 1856by Senator Stephen A. Douglas? Workwas begun on the first building, Joneshall, in 1857 and classes were firstconducted in the autumn of 1858. TheBaptists were the sponsors of the Uni¬versity and the Rev. John C. Bur¬roughs, D.D., was the first president.Douglas hall, a memorial to the Sen¬ator, and Dearborn Tower, whichhoused an astronomical observatory,were constructed in 1884. Work con¬tinued with a fair measure of successuntil 1886, when the University closedits doors. Immediately the task ofraising a sufficient endowment to carryon instruction was taken over ^y Chi¬cago Baptists, the Rev. T. W. Good-speed spending the greater part ofhis time in behalf of the project.THE FUTUREGreatness of vision has character¬ized the University of Chicago eversince its birth less than thirty yearsago. And now, amid the hectic un¬dergraduate life of the Quadranglestoday there comes a new message ofthis vision which should make us ofthe younger clan stop for a momentand try to absorb the realization ofthe magnificence of the future of Chi¬cago.Tn the booklet prepared by Mr.Goodspeod of the President’s office,and distributed to 10.000 alumni, weget a glimpse of the University of thefuture. Some day. perhaps not in ourday, but some day,—for three quar¬ters of a mile .along both sides of thisMidways of ours will be ranked in asolid front the wonderful grey build¬ings whose insistent beauty gains agrasp upon the heart Some day theplan of the original designer of theMidway will be carried through andlagoons spanned by artistic bridgeswill grace the center of the presentgreen expanse. Some day oui’ Mid¬way will rival and even combine thebeauties of Oxfoi’d’s High Street andthe Cambridge meadows.Most of us are more or le.ss familiarwith the building plans for the near jfuture; the new medical .school, the'wonderful new chapel with its im-1pressive tower and the other new,buildings which we shall see on our:re-union days to come. But we should 'also peer ahead to the final realiza- ;tion of the dreams of Chicago menand women when the University shallbe a complete and perfect monumentto the vi.sion of the men of today— |and yesterday. ITHE SONG OF BUNK! |Gentlemen, we have with us the age 'of bunk! More glorious than the gold¬en age, the age of hunk is with us.Bunk is the medium of barter and ex¬change. Bunk is the “Open Sesame”to success, socially, financially, politi¬cally, schola.stically.Political economy, a new science, iswith us; psychology and psycho-analy¬sis are firmly ensconsed on their edu¬cational pedestals; sociology fills thenewspapers and Lo!—the bunk artistsare running wild in their hurry to “tellthe world.”Blue blood means nothing when animble tongue will accomplish thesame effect. Hard work at the plowstarting at the age of five is no longera formula for becoming a captain ofindustry. Now one must be able totalk in billions without stuttering andto gouge money by the barrelful from [its owners with no better tool than j MILITARY SCIENCEDEPARTMENT WORTHYOF STRONGER SUPPORT(Continued from Page 1)second lieutenant in the Field Artil¬lery Reserve Corps or the NationalGuard. In some cases opportunity forcommissions in the regular army areavailable.Have War TrophiesIn the armory of the department inthe rear of Ellis hall a fine collectionof trophies pi-esented to the school bythe French government is on dispaly.French and German machine guns andmortars, rifles, aeroplane bombs andvarious types of grenades help com¬prise a miniature museum of warrelics.The motor fans can exercise theirfavorite hobby. The department ownsa truck, a sixteen passenger recon-naisance car, a Dodge touring carand two motorcycles.Enrollment Is Voluntary! Major Marr, Professor of MilitaryScience and Tactics and head of thedepartment is laboring under a severehandicap. All but eight schools(among which is the University) ofthe twenty who have Departments ofMilitary Science demand enrollmentfrom all freshmen and sophomores,making the last two years optional.I And at that ours ranks eighth in theI list. Topping the University arc Pur-I due, Colorado Aggie, Oregon Aggie,I Missouri, Texas A. and M and Illinois,! all compulsory, and Leland Stanford,i We outrank (ilulver, Virginia Militar>'Institute, and. in the conference, Iowa,Ohio and Wisconsin,Major Marr and his staff. CaptainsVance and T.ewis, Instructor Hinton,and Mr. Bush, the warrant officer andan enlisted detachment of three non¬commissioned instructors and twentyprivates have done wonders.(NOTE.—This is the first of a seriesof departments which The Daily Ma¬roon wants to tell you about. We aredoing this in connection vdth ourKnow Your University idea. Fromtime to time salient facts on otherswill be printed.)the dictionary and a finn hand heat¬ing a confidently elevated chest.And shall wo say that the ago ofbunk is wrong—or right? No. Weshall adopt the sociological attitude,we .shall examine, we shall probe, weshall dissect. The age of bunk is here,j Success is just as hard to attain. ItI is as hard to be a real good bunk art-j ist as it once was to perspire sixteenI hours a day in manual labor at anI early age. The world has new stand-: ards, that’s all. If a man is a hunk-ster he must be a good one or downhe goes in the hatle of life. So what’sthe odds?THE MANLY ARTThe announcement that boxing willbe taught as one of the physical cul¬ture courses is a gratifying one. Thisis a move in the right direction. TheDaily Maroon last quarter advocatedthis step as one way to make gymna-.eium more attractive.In these days when tea fightingtends to become the most popular in¬door sport for males, some mixing itup with the gloves will provide theproper punch in otherwise v^pid lives.Taking all the element of competitionout of the boxing game, as CoachStagg has announced is his intention,is obviously an attempt to keep thesalutary effects of boxing and doaway with any of the dangers of the.sometimes unsportsmanlike phases re¬sulting from too active competition.Nevertheless The Daily Maroon hopesthat some day in the not far di.stantfuture the gentle art of self defen.sewill be an intra-mural, interfratemityand intercollegiate sport and Chicagoboxers will be draping Northwesternboys over the ropes and making theIndians bite the dust in the ring atUrbanaYOU KNOW HIM“I never take any notes,” he says—“don’t need to.” He has a wonderfulmemory. But when the end of thequarter comes around and final examsapproach—“Say, len'd me your notesfor just the night before exams willyou? Of course I remember the mainpoints but I want to hit the exam hardand I’d like to brush up on a few de¬tails.” TO HOLD WESTERN TRACKCONFERENCE HERE IN MAYCenter On Drake and Penn Relays inApril; Three Dual Meets ListedVarsity trackmen, who were under jthe direction of Coach Eck during the |indoor season and who will have fur- 1ther attention from Coach A. A, Stagg jnow that he is relieved of the cares jof the basketball season^ will concen- jtrate their efforts toward the 1921western intercollegiate conference tobe held on Stagg field June 18-19.In preparation dual meets arescheduled with Wisconsin for May 7,Iowa for May 14, and Michigan forMay 21. The immediate work, how¬ever, will be directed more particular- ily toward the Drake relays on April'22 and the Pennsylvania relay carni¬val on April 29, in which Chicagoprobably will center on the one and jtwo mile races.Track prospects, following the poorshowing in the indoor conference atEvanston, are not especially bright,although the entering of Bartkyshould raise the team’s standing. The Ientry of Birkhoff in the pole vault,'Redmon in the weights and Blinks in 'the javelin, provided he is not barredby a shoulder injuyr acquired in this jevent last year, give some promise of Imuch needed reinforcement in the!field events.The following have been asked tomeet Walter Reckless today at 1 inthe lobby of Ida Noyes hall: MarionArcuri, Maiy Hayes, Julia Lang, Mar¬garet Monilaw, Sylvia Regent, HestorWeber, Marion Wilbur, Beatrice Zyph-kins, Helen Barratt, and Lee Jan.sen. 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It is understoodthat at the end of five days, I amnot satisfied my money will begladly refunded.NameStreetCity and StateV— . .. , ... ■ ,n ■/E. G. SCHUMAKER’SBARBER SHOP1456 E. 57th St.(Near Blackstone)MANICURINGPhone Dorchester 3506Subscribe for The Maroon IX“Play up, play upand play the game! 99“AS I f^et to know more about life in j^uneraland the electricjil industry in jairtieular, Ilike to tliink of every tiling u.s a game,*’ said theold grad. “Von've got to keeji your eye on theball and your mind alert for tl'e main elmnec.“Not long Jigo I tackled a joh tluit nearlytlirew me. It called for some pretty heavy armwork but mostly head work, before I brokedown the obstacles and ntade my goal.“Uight now the hurrahs from the grandstandarc ringing in my cars—by which I mean thatthe boss said in his extravagant way. ‘(iood!’“I know what helped me to turn the trick.Rack at college I put in some hard licks on thefootball field, and that training to think last ina pinch and to keep phig<dng wi!h the oildsagainst me certainly stood Ijy me when I grad¬uated from football togs to overalls at theelectrical works.“So I'd like to ofier this cxjK'rienfc ol mineas evidence on a disjiutcil (pu stion, ‘Is takingpart in athletics a waste olTimer*“Certainly you want first of all to get yourmath and your lab down pal. Ihit lo my wayof thinking jihysical work will help yon masterthem, because it leads to good health and aclear mind—a combination yon can't heat.“Start out in business with this caj)ital .andyou'll find it hacking yon at c\cry stage of thegame, helping \ on to fight your wa\’ tiiroiighand work out in a practical way your highestambitions."* ♦ *I he electrical industry needs men who cansee far and think straight.An organization many of whoseworkers earned their letters at col-lege and still practice their belief in theadage '‘mens sann in corpore sano. “THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MARCH 31, 1921Vox Pop(In view of the fact that the com¬munication column of The Daily Ma¬roon in maintained an a clearing housefor student and faculty opinion, TheDaily Maroon accepts no responsi¬bility for the sentiments therein ex¬pressed. Communications are wel¬comed by the editor, and should hesigned as an evidence of good faith,although the name will not be pub¬lished without the writer’s consent.)CHOCOF.ATR AND DOUGHNUTS A BRAND NEW SENSATION“Husk” O’Hare’sToddle RascalsThe Idolsof DancedomAvailableFor Your DancesPhoneHARRISON 10320 W. Jackson Blvd.To the Editor:In the communications of both MissHess and Mr. Bird, the young womanof the ultra-decollete gowns and thelack of conventionality has been dulyvilified, but why be partial and giveher all the publicity? How about thefaults (of course they think theyhaven’t any) of that superior animalknown as MAN? Mr. Bird, in hisarticle in the Vox Pop for March 15,makes light of the suggestion that itis up to the men “to reform our way¬ward sisters,’’ hut T wovild suggestthat reformation like charity beginsat home.Is not the very bizarre, experienced,young man with his allusions to his“shady’’ past, just as disgusting asthe very risque young woman? Theyoung man of th epresent momentthinks he must assume a bored, “tiredof the world’’ expression whenever hemeets any membr of the opposite sex.Such young men think that they arejust fascinating when they look wiseand allude to their previous conquestsin a significant manner. They term agirl slow if she doesn’t follow theirlead and make herself as cheap asthey are. They find fascination indelving into the dregs of life, and infollowing up cheap cabarets and otherfar from elevating amusements. Tospend an evening having a jolly .goodtime with a bunch of boys and girlsin a comfortaltie home is for thempa.st all enduracne. Yes the youngman of the present thinks that he isbeing just too “devilish’’ when he leersat each girl that passes and then makesome altogether uncalled for remarkwhen she is almost out of earshot. Noone but the aged and the decrepit ofthe fair sex escape his ob.servationand his caustic remarks.Oh yes, he lightly assumes the rightof making sweeping judgments of thefair ferns. For example, one youngman bad the consummation of conceitto inform me that tehre were onlyor two girls on the campus that HRwnild have anything to do with at all.The others, HE inferred, were far be¬neath him and out of his class. Come,all ye lowly females and bow downbefore this Demi-god and be ye judg¬ed! He may not wear decollete gm\msbut he has a calloused manner of be¬ing careless of girls’ reputations, andthis is a worse crime The thoughtnever entered his perfectly bandolmedhead that the girls might have someopinion to offer onhUth he assumed that “I’M a wickedman” air and told about the wild dancehe had boen to the night before. Butof course that was different, he couldgo to anvthing and remain as whiteas the lily. This young man is not aparticular case but meerly an exam¬ple of the other members of his classof human lizards. He is fashionablycynical and egotistical, and is lookedupon bv bis brothers as a “fine fel¬low,” Well human nature is wonder-What an outrage to even infer thatthese individuals could possibly be re¬sponsible for anv of the waywardnessof women! The suggestion that theyalone are the cause of the ^«col^tegowns and lost modesty sends ^eminto convulsions of laughter. Theymodestly refuse to reform their sis¬ters—Heavenly Betsy—it never oc¬curred to them that they themesl^smight need a little reformation. Ohno! man is a firm believer in his sup¬posed privileges and thinks that hecan be any thing and do any thing be¬cause he is a MAN. Woman, how¬ever, will have to continue her roleof rescuing him from the clutches ofSatan. I agree that woman is themaster of her own destiny, but I mustadd that since the time of Adam shehas had to assume the responsibilityfor man’s thrown in the bargain.Shades of Mona Lisa and LucretiaBergia! Look what we have on ourlands in the very MODERN YOUNG WELL KNOWN STATISTICIANWRITES FOR C. & A. MAGAZINERoger W. Babson, the well knownsatistician, has contributed an articleto Commerce and Administration, theI'econtly founded Commerce club mag¬azine. Numerous inteersting articlesby prominent business men and facu-1ty members as well as a departmentdealing with the Commerce club willalso appear in the paper.The first issue is now being organ¬ized and will appear on the campusApril 12.Re<‘d Zimmerman’s 'team is leadingin the sale of Commerce club tickets.However, according to Carl Fales, incharge of the sales, there is .still agood chance for any of the teams towin the prize offered for highest sales,a theatre party and free tickets to theclub banquetAM ticket .salesmen mu.st report to¬day between 1 and 1:30 or tomorrowbetween 12 and 12:15 or 1 and 1:30 atthe C. and A. bulletin board. MARY KIEFERDANCING STUDIOPRIVATE LESSONSAlsoPrivate and Open ClassesPublic Dancing Sundays3 to 6 o’clockWATSONS ALCO ORCHESTRA6512 (kittage Grove Ave.Phone Fairfax 999mm'mmmmmmmiLOUIS UNTERMEYER, POETGIVES LECTURE APRIL 14MAN!Mariam Stadelmann. Ijouis Untermeycr will lectureThursday, April 14, at 8 in Harper As¬sembly on the “Now Era in AmericanI’oetry” under the auspice sof theWilliam Vaughn Moody Foundation.A second lecture by the F’oundationwill be given early in May by EdwinE. Slossen, who will lecture on “NewFactors in World Problems.”Mr. Slo.s.sen, who is now the Editorof the Science Service, was formerlymanaging editor of the Independent.In .lune 1920 he gave a very notablePhi Beta Kappa addres.s. He receivedthe degree of Doctor of Philosophyfrom the University. He is a bril¬liant speaker and writer and has pub-li.shod several notable works, of which“Creative Chemi.stry” is the bestknown. Circle TourEUROPE,lNCUiDtN& EftoLtkND, Holland. 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MARCH 31, 1921The boy stood on the edge of the roofHis legs were quite unsteadyBut when he fell, he didn’t break aboneFor he was broke already.The advertisement concerning therevision and criticism of poems is veryappropriately placed below this shaftof spasmodic thought.Might we sugge.st that cetrain profsbe stationed in front of the entranceof Cobb to keep all students frompassing.V. K. W. suggests that outside read¬ing be barred on cold days, as hecaught cold while reading a draft ofthe Constitution.The guy that made a bet on thenumber of grade points he would getat the end of the Winter quarter isjust beginning to learn that most peo¬ple have poor memories.When the frosh throw a dance forthe class higher up, on April first, webegin to w’onder if it is a coincidenceor a dirty dig.To make it even more conspicuousthe Three-Quarters club throws oneon the same night at Eosalie.We long in vain for the warm springdays that will enable us to write onsuch unheard of subjects as the youngman’s fancy ,the crow’d in sleepy hol¬low, and Botany research in the park.Fraternity men are now found, ac¬cording to yesterday’s Maroon, to havevaudeville acts up their sleeves, andwe gather from this that star pitchersaren’t the only guys that have talentin their arms..Just because you dropped a bookand knocked the crest off a favoritebunion is no excuse for disliking hea\^reading.We dislike copying Har\’ey T. bycrydng help, help, so we’ll just pleadfor succor. Tack ’em on the board inThe Maroon office.Tf you can’t hit the walk at leastyou can aim at it.Slimes.s.BOXING AND WRE.STUNGCLAS.«?ES WILL CONTTNT^EBoxing and wrestling classes are tobe continued during the spring quar¬ter according to a statement issuedby the athletic department yesterday.Boxers will meet at 2;.’10 and SrflO andwrestling classes \\nll meet at 4:30.Both groups are to be directed by Mr.WrigM Reynolds Club Dancesand Smoker AnnouncedThe Reynolds club social calendarfor the current quarter is to includetwo informals and a smoker. Thetwo dances, scheduled for April 15 andMay 13 respectively, will be limitedto 250 couples, tickets being given outin advance to those members who ap¬ply first.April 26 is the date set for thesmoker, which is promised to presententertainment equal in quantity andquality to the two stag events cus¬tomarily given each season.The club diggings were thoroughlycleaned and partially refurnished dur¬ing the late holidays. And, incident¬ally, President Redmon and ManagerEnglish cordially invite one and all(women excepted) to drop around andpay up the spring dues.AT OTHER COLLEGESThe Y. W. C. A. of the Universityof Cailfomia is holding a three daycampaign to raise $2,000 to completethe budget for the year. 300 womenhave been organized into four teamsin order to solicit the subscriptions.Miss Harriet Bradford, Dean ofWomen at Stanford University, hasresigned her position as dean to enter-thq graduate school of the Universityof Chicago. Miss Bradford will dograduate work in political science.Four dormitories and a School ofArchitecture are soon to be construct¬ed at Princeton. The new dormitorieswill contain roms for 400 men and willbe built in collegiate Gothic style.Leland Stanford .Tr. University isconstructing a new basketball pavilionto seat 3000 spectators A dance floorwill be a special feature of the build¬ing.YELLOWSTONE PARKSee it this summer. Free booklet.Experienced men and women cookswanted. 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