»f‘t J SPRING FOOTBALL STARTS TODAYBail? jWaroonVol. 19. No. 85 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. TUESDAY, MARCH 29. 1921 Price 5 CentsHARD DRILL DURINGVACATION IMPROVESMAROON BALL TEAMMerrifield’s Athletes TakeTwo Games from Uni-versity PressrURTT.SS TO COACH FRESHMENF'lttintr in full time durincr the va¬cation week, Maroon baseball aspi¬rants forered ranidly abend in theprocess of mouldinor tocetboi’ a nineto represent the T^niversity in theconiini? Conference cainpaipmTwo catnes with the T^niversityPress team were statred, and severalcontests between teams picked fromthe sipiad. The first prame aprainstthe T^niversitv Press resulted in anoverwhelminqr victory for the Ma¬roons. Crisler and Geertsma dividedthe pitching fhities and held the print¬ers, while their mates were slamminprthe ball to all corners of the lot. Thesecond prame was considerably closer,bul^ the Maroons pushed runs acrosswhen they were needed, and werenever in dano’er.Team .Shows ImprovementAfter the last few weeks of out¬door practice the nine is shaping upmuch better than was expected earl¬ier in the year. “Frit?” Crisler hasbeen displavincr some rrood stuff inthe boy. Geertsma, a southpaw, isalso inprovinir. and can be countedon to do his share of the hurlinpr.Dixon at first haso apparently is afiml. His fieldinpT is un to par, whilehis hittinpr in the third posit'on hasbeen heavy and consistent, and hisbaserunninpr fast. Coach Merrifieldhas three men fipfhtinp: for the pruard-ianship of the keystone sack, Fr\-er,Parnes and Ford.Fedor T.ooka Good at ShortFedor at short looks like a cer¬tainty. His fieldinp: is sensational andhis battinpr averapre should be hiprherthan it was on the .Japan trio Curtisat third also looks prood, coverinpr thehot corner in fine shape.Coach Merrifield has many aspi¬rants from whom to choo.se the threefielders. Schultz, battinpr in the lead-off positmn, appears to be a perma¬nent fixture in one field, with Piercelookinpr prood for another prarden job.With Capt. Cole roundinp: into shapethe outfield will be complete, as thefleet captain covers prround in efficient(Covfivurd nv Pnfjt- Will It Be April FoolFor Seniors OnFriday? FOOTBALL MEN! Commerce Club Start*Campaign forMembersspring puaiter membershipThere was to have been a jiarty forthe Seniors this next Friday at ^’boSigma Nu house. There WAS tohave been a party. There was goingto f»e lots of peppy music, many foa*tures and much excitement.Some say there was going to have' varsity ard new material will report, j It is expected that the campaign willA. A. STAGGCandidates for Spring football Ipractice are to reixirt to Trainer!.loliir-on in the basement dressing! Therooms of Bartlett gymnasium for, campaign of the Commerce Club was!their eciuipment before noon today, initiated yesterday morning, and be-I’ractice. which is to be under the di-' ‘"ot'e noon theie were few C. and A.rection of Fred Walker, will start to-1 students who hail not been approachedmorrow promptly at 4:,30. Hoth I hy the sellers of membenship tickets. SENIOR VAUDEVILLECOMMITTEES NAMED;PROGRAM COMPLETEPRESIDENT PRESENTSUNIVERSITY BOOKLETSTO THE 12000 ALUMNIbeen refreshment. There WAS GO¬ING TO HAVE BEEN, remember. |Others say that Chalmer .McWil¬liams was going to be there, in his jlatest burllip effect suit, such as are •now' worn ^at Princeton and other Ijdaces this side of paradise. HE ^WAS TO HAVE BEEN. iSome say it was to have been an j Artistically Bound Volume IsApril Fool party, coining as it doeson April 1. SOME SAY IT WAS.And the joke of it all is tliat theparty is going to come off after all.IT IS GOING TO COME OFF.April Fool. Brief Report of Plansand ProgressTO SPEND OVER .$10,000,000PAST SEASON NETSCHICAGO TITLES INTWO BIG 10 SPORTSj Swimmers andj Prove Superiority by ConI ference Championships d’en million dollars will he spenthy the University in the next fiv'eyears according to the statementscontained in a thirty-two page illus-ti'ated pamphlet prepared by the pres¬ident’s Office which is being sent outI to 12.000 alumni in older to acijuaintGymnasts j them with the general situation of the! University at this time, and with thei plans for the future. be concluded, and that practically allmembers of the College of Commeiceand .Administration will have affiliat¬ed themselves with the organization,within a few' days.Five teams, under the general di¬rection of Carl Fales and Joel Jacobs,are competing for the honor of sell¬ing the largest number of tickets, andalso for the prize which will be award¬ed to the w'iuning team. This prizewdll consist of either free tickets tothe Commerce Club banquet, to beheld in May, oi- a theater party, thechoice lying with the members of thesuccessful team. The individual mak¬ing the highest sales will also receivea .suitable reward. The team captainsare as follows: Wesley Mitchell, ReedZimmerman, Bent Denman, RuthHess, and Bernard Martin.According to members of the ex¬ecutive council of the club, an at¬tractive spring program is being ar¬ranged, which will be open to all C.and .A. students who pay the nominalfee of fifty cents for the quarter. TheOf this amount throe million willgo into now buildings, among which j j.ej^^^,]ar bf.weekly meetings will con-will be structures completing the j tinue, and will be addressed by prom-Harper Library Quadrangle. New1 Although the Maroon basketball ' ’-^f'^’ence halls for women will prob-i season turned out a fiO-.'iO proposition ! the north half ofBLINKS SETS THREE MARKS'(Continued on Page, so far as success was conom-ned. Chi-i ^■ndosing Ida Noyes hall,jic.-igo succeeded in annexing two Big! vesulence halls for men may be 1I Ten titles, during the winter season. 1 "" ^he blocks west of Cobb |; Coach TToffer’s gvmnastic team out-1 ’ . . . , 1I classed the conference fiehi in the j „ Salary Increa.scH Planned Ij Championship meet at Indianapolis. |I March 10-11, w'bile Coach White’sU^^' expended will he used on salary{sw’immers distanced all competition I amounting to four million^ in the Big Ten conference swims at! three mil ion dollars willI Evanston, March 17-18 j development of thei The Maroon gvmna.sts won the I schools. In connection with1 these schools there will he organized'a series of Institutes for researchwhich shall have an immediate hear- ADDITIONAL MUSICFOR FRIARS TO BEHEARD ON SUNDAYWestern Intercollegiate championshipfor the third consecutive year. Chi¬cago amassed a total of 742.20 yioints,Wisconsin 702.10, Minnesota 047.80,Illinois 02.2,20, Nebraska 582.80, Ijwa582.20, Purdue 410.00.Kessler Is Gymnastic StarFour out of six firsts were taken byChicago. Kessler was individual starwith first in the flving rings and the Second Series of Lyrics SentOut In WinterQuarter Select Eight Acts Out ofThirty Presented atTryoutsREHEARSE TONIGHT IN MANDELCHORTLS TO START NEXT WEEK•A hearing of additional music foring on the application of science to [ the 1021 Blackfriar show, “The Ma-industi’>’. The first Institute will he j chinations of Max,” will he held Snn-that of Phvs'cs and Chemistry and j dav at 2 in the Reynolds club theater,will require an initial endowment of i At this hearing all music written forone million dollars the second hatch of lyrics sent outAn Institute of Plant Agriculture last quarter must be played. Final The Second Annual Senior Vaude¬ville is speedily rounding into shape.The acts have been selected and allthat remains to be done is the add¬ing of the final polish.The big turnout at last quarter’stry-outs was surprising and made pos¬sible the selection of good as well asvaried acts according to Walter Reck¬less, general chairman. Over 20 acts,ranging from jazz bands to Salomedancers, turned out and put theirstuff across at the tryouts. From thisnumber, eight have been selected.These, together wth the completeprogram, will he. announced at a lat¬er date.Hold Rehearsal TonightThe poster committee is now atwork endeavoring to choose one post¬er from the large number of good de¬signs submitted last Friday. All actswill meet tonight in Mandel hall fororeliminary rehearsal. The Univers¬ity orchestra will practice tonight at7:15 in Mandel hallThe following committees are alsoannounced: Program—Harvey Pageand Ruth Plimpton, chairmen, War¬ren Gavins, Harold McCarty, MarySeymour, Ruby Worner, and AndyOwens. Ticket—Joe Hall and .TuliaWhite, chairmen, TiCwis Fisher, MaxLambert, Anna Unzicker, JaneDilaney, and Boh Howard. Proper-tie.s—-Fred Manter and Georgina Bur-tis, chairmen, Carter .Hazzard, HudMore. Florence Alcock, Elinor Byrnes,Howard Beale. Publicity—Ivan Sippand Betty Mann, chairmen, FrankSchneberger, Hurford Davison, Nan-j nie Gowdy, and Catherine Sisson.All committee members have beenasked to get in touch with their chair¬men as soon as possible.will ti'ain men in the fundamentalY. M. C. A. ElectionTTiurs., Dinner Fri.Election of officers of the Y. W.C. A. for the coming year will be heldThursday, from 10 to 4, in Ida Noyesfoyer. Only active members, (whohave accepted the persona hlasis ofmenibw'^hip, are eligible to vote. Theresults of the election, and the mem¬bers of the new cabinet, will be an¬nounced at the Friendship dinner tobe held Friday, at 5:20, in the largegymnasium of Ida Noyes hall. Tick¬ets for this dinner are sixty cents,and must be purchased before Thurs¬day noon.There are two nominees for presi¬dent, and the one receiving the larg¬est number of votes will be president,the other, vice-president. Nomineesare as follows; for pres dent and vice-president, Helen Condron and MinaMorri.son; for secretary, BeatriceMarks and .Marie Niergarth; fortreasurer, Dorothy Sugden and Flo¬rence Walker. club-swinging, while Morris led in the | science of agricultural for position inhor^.ontal bar and Gripe in the side-1 agricultural colleges and experimenthorse. First in the parallel bars went j stations. In connection with the de-to Carlson of Minne.sota, and the i Pa'-tment of Geology will be an Tn-tumbling to Kitchen of Wisconsin 1 ^titute of Mining, and the fourth in-Tn the fencing bouts Chicago took I st Ante planned at present is onetwo socends. Wood lost by a touch ! "'hich will take up research work into .Aanesen of Wisconsin in the foils,and La Mont lost to Boerke of Wis¬consin in the sabers contest. In thewrestling, all the Maroon entries wereeliminated in the preliminaries.Gordon Captures PlungeMaroon .swimmers, with Blinks astheir ace, did not meet the competi- education.C. and A. Magazineto Appear on April 12The first issue of Commerce annAdministration, the new magazinetion they expected in the meet in published under the auspices of thePatten natatorium. Northwestei-n, | Commerce club, will appear on the(Continued on Page 2Vwliich had loomed as Chicago’s's trongest rival, was tumbled from its j1920 championship, and relegated to |third place by Minnesota. Ch'cago'came to the fore with 31 points,trailed by Minnesota with 22, North¬western with 19, Illinois with 19,Wisconsm with 14. and Purdue with 3.Blinks shattered three Conferencei records in the process of winning thei 40. 100, and 220 yard swims, making! :19 .2-5 in the first, :56 2-5 in the sec-' ond, and 2:21 2-5 in the third DAILY PROGRAMTODAYSpring Football begins, 4:20, StaggField.Romance Club, 8:00, Maison Fran-cais^.Orchestra Practice, 7:15, MandellThei^iall.I mark of :19 2-5 in the 40 was bettered ; ^ ^ TOMORROW, hy R es in 1919, with a time of :18 4-5,' ^ Y. W. c A Vesper sei-vice, 4:.20,! but there has been some delay about, Noyes hall. a a «. o nfroroRni7,inK Ries’rerord. In addition, 1 by Prof McAndrnws of! (Continued on Pane 2) ' "“’■P'''' AwemWy hall. selection of music will not he madeuntil the arrival of Mr. HamiltonColeman, the producer, on April 11.An unusually large number of menare writing compositions for theBlackfriar music contest, accordingto Allen Holloway, manager of the1921 production. The tunes played atthe preliminary tryout, Feb. 13,showed a great deal of merit, and thejudges found it difficult to choose be¬tween a number of the pieces. Inmost cases two or three tunes foreach lyric w'ere picked for a secondhearing later..Announce Music JudgesThe judges at the trj'out Sundaywill be the same as for the tryoutlast quai-ter; John F. Joseph, ’20, au¬thor of “The Machinations of Max”;William A. Harding, of the facultyof the Sherwood School of Music;Ke’th Kindred, abbot of the Order,and Allen Holloway, the manager.Compo-ssers submitting music musthave written in score form and mustplav their work before the judges.Chorus rehearsals for the forth¬coming Friars’ show will begin Mon¬day, the first meeting of aspirantsbeing held at that date, starting at2:20 in the Reynolds club theater. Thepreliminai*>' work will be drill in thesongs of the show. Cast tryouts willbegin the following week, under thedirect supervision of Mr. Coleman. Three - Quarters MenGive April FoolDance Friday•April Fools’ Day is to he celebrat¬ed in the most approved manner, Fri¬day evening, at Rosalie Hall, wherethe Three-Quarters Club will give itssecond dance of the year. .Jazz willbe passed out by Bud Cnoms’ orches¬tra.According to Si Foster, the presi¬dent, this promi.ses to he one of thebest parties given this year. Therewill he one prize elimination danceand several novelty dances. Tickets, are $1.50 and may he purchased fromj any of the men who used to runI around the campus with green rib-j bons flying after them during the Fallquarter.DRAMATIC CLUB TO HOLDI MEETING THURSDAY AT 12The Dramatic Club will hold an im¬portant meeting Thursday at 4:20 inCobh 12 A. All members of the clubhave been urged to attend the meet¬ing as plans for the Spring play willbe discussed, and dates for the Springtryouts will be set. All tickets is¬sued for the Winter play mu.st betui'ned in Tuesday at 12 in Cobb hall.Members of the ticket committee havearranged to meet all ticket .sellersunder the clock at this time.SPECIAL RATE SUPPORT THE MAROON! SPECIAL RATE$1.00The Daily Maroon has been Backing the students! $1.00FOR SPRING Show your appreciation! FOR SPRINGQUARTER SUBSCRIBE NOW! QUARTER1ITHE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, MARCH 29. 1921Satlg ^arnouThr Student Newspaper ofUniversity of Chicago theFublithed mornings, except Saturday, Sundayaad Monday during the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarteri, by The Daily MaroonCompany. HARD DRILL DURING VACA-TION IMPROVES MAROONHALL TEAM(Continued from Page One)Entered aa seeoiid claaa mail at the CU-cage peatoMee, Chicago, Illineia, March 13,1906, under the act ot March 3, 1873.OfflcM EHisTelephone Midway 800 14Tuesday, March 29, 192KNOW YOUR UNIVERSITYofThe l^niversity of Chicago—Has an annual enrollment11,000 student.s.Has a library of almost 1,000,-000 hooks.Has assets aggregating $.')0,000.«000.Has matriculated 87,000 students.>Vill spend $10,000,000,000 with¬in the next five vears.GYM style. Other outfielders are Gubbins,Wolff and Woods.Yardley Behind the BatYardley has been handling the re¬ceiver behind the bat in good style,pegging and hitting well. Other catch¬ers are Lunde, Binswanger and New-hall. With this material workingdaily, Coach Merrifield is roundingthe team into shape for the opener atUrbana against the Illini on April 23.Frosh to Practice at 3:4.'>“Ted” Curtiss, star Maroon base¬ball, ba.sketball, and track man dur¬ing the last four years, has beenchosen to coach the Freshman balltossers this spring, it was announcedby Coach Merrifield yesterday. All'candidates for the Freshman ninewill report to him immediately.Freshman practice will be held dailyat 3:45. Alumni Library LoansTextbooks to Students Interfraternity Council MeetsText books may be rented from theAlumni Loan Library, Room 3V4,Harper, for twenty-five cents a quar¬ter. During the first week of thequarter the Library will be open from10 to 3:30 and after the first weekfrom 10 to 11 and from 2:30 to 3:30. President Fulton has called a meet¬ing of the Interfraternity council forWednesday, at 7:30, at the ReynoldsClub. Plans for the coming quarterwill be discussed and arrangementsfor the Pan-Hellenic baseball andtennis tournaments will be made.PAST SEASON NETS CHICAGOTITLES IN TWO BIG 10 SPORTSThe regular ten quarter gym re¬quirement is still in effect and willhave to be lived up to by those stud¬ents now in residence. The new plan,explained in the last issue of the Ma¬roon, is now before the UniversitySenate for approval and if approvedwill not go into effect until next fall.The new plan provides for exemp¬tion from gym in the last six quartersof the four years of residence, pro¬viding the student can pass a phys¬ical examination. On first thoughtthis plan looks like a concession—onsober second thought, it seems thatthe same difficulties of administrationwill be present under the new sys¬tem. The question of whether stud¬ents attend gym or not will be left toDoctor Reed and Miss Dudley. Theideal plan would sweep the last yearsfree of all the bother of registrationand examination, and the deans andnot the gym department would con¬trol student destiny in the last twoyears.It may he possible, however, to de¬termine successfully and fairly wheth¬er a student is in such a physicalcondition that gym is necessary. Au¬thorities differ. And if such a pro¬cedure is possible and the senate feelsthat this new plan is all the conces¬sion to the student demands that canbe made, there is no question but thatevery student should back up the newplan or go some -place else for hiseducation where P. C. is on a liberalba.sis. Any more evasion of the re¬quirement such as ha.s gone on in thepast will simply continue the stateof unrest and dissatisfaction whichmakes the present life of students,deans and the physical culture de¬partment a far more hectic one thanthe occasion would seem to demand.The reasonable thing, it wouldseem, would be to wipe the slate cleanfor the last two years of the stud¬ent’s career. If this is not our lot,then we must support such concesa.ion jas the faculty will make. But at pres¬ent remember that the reciuiremPntof the j)ast is still in force and thewhole student body, the faculty andthe physical culture depai-tment is:still enmeshed in the endless reams \of red tape which put even our great jAmerican Congress to .shame. 1 (Continued from ?Uge 1)Blinks .swam in the relay where theMaroon team composed of Jenkins,Yegge, Cdeason. and Blinks took third,and in the 440, where he enlarged thetotal of points with a second. Gor¬don of Chicago won the plunge fordistance in :2 4-5, easily distancingTaylor of Illinois.Minnesota Is Dark HorseMinnesota unexpectedly nosed Illi¬nois out of a victory in the relay,with a time of 1:22 2-5. Crawley inthe fancy diving gave Northwesternits only first. Dennett of Illinoisforced Yegge of Chicago to take hisfirst second of the year in the backstroke, in 1:57 1-5. Koch of Wisconsin won the bi-east stroke in 2:46 3-5,Jenkins of Chicago placing foufth,Lanpher of Minnesota took first in the4 40, trailed all the distance by Blinks,whose valiant sprint at the end cutdown a half-length lead to two yards.UNIVERSITY CAFEUP-TO-DATEServes the Rest Meals in the ('ityA Trial Will Convince YouSPECIAL 35-CENT DINNERSWe have Commutation Tickets$5.50 for $5.005706 Ellis AvenueOpposite Snell HallAM ERICA N CONSERV ATORY.South .Side SchoolMUSIC and DRAMATIC ARTConcenient for University StudentsSend for catalog or call.1163 E. 63rd St. Midway 2113YOU KNOW HIMHe believes our campus should bekept clean and beautiful. -He keepsfaithfully on the walks so as not tomar the grass. BUT WHEN HE’S'IN A HURRY'—he helps make walks Iacross the lawn. 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Bat bosure of this—you’ll find it inthe cigarette, every ti.'o.Wonderful Turkirh and D )-mestic tobaccos, v’oiulerfullyblended—it sounds easy. Butyou’d find notiiiiig else likeChesterfields, i hat blind can’tbe copied.CIGARBTTBS • 4IHE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. MARCH 29. 1921Educators’ ConferenceProgram Is AnnouncedThe program for the annual highschool conference conducted by theUniversity May 5th and 6th, has beenannounced. It is to consist of fouradministrative sessions, meeting onThursday and Friday. These sessionsare for the superintendents and prin¬cipals of the high schools. There arealso to be 13 departmental sessionsat the .same time for teachers.The subje<^ts for the administrativesessions are:Thursday, 9:30 A. M. “FacultyParticipation in High School Admin¬istration.”Thursday, 2:00 P. M. “Bases onwhich Students can be Classified Ef¬fectively.”Thursday, 7:30 P. M. “Visual Edu¬cation. Its Educational Function andValue.”Friday, 9:30 A. M. “The Enlarge¬ment of the High School CurriculumThrough the Co-operation of theState Departments.”MAUDE RADFORD WARRENSPEAKER AT SENIOR CHAPELMajor Maude Radford Warren,noted lecturer and frequent contribu¬tor to Harper’s and the SaturdayEvening Post, will speak at SeniorCollege chapel tomorrow.Mrs. Warren, who received thishonorary title in recognition of valu¬able servn'ce rendered in connectionwith i-elief work during the late war,graduated from the University in1894, and received the degree of Ph.M. in 1896. Her busband'was for¬merly a member of the departmentof History at the University.C & A MAC.AZINE TO APPEAR(Continued from Page 1)campus on April 12. Subscriptionsat twenty-five cents each are now be¬ing solicited by four teams of sales¬men, captained by Romaine Heim,Geraldine Hegert, Harold C. Smith,and Gertrude Steiner. 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WABASH AVE.McClurg Bldg.lours forWeek Days 9-5K-OI sXupuns TelephoneWabash 527for Appointmentsm iV? ivr ivy ivy ivy i\'y iV'f iS'Y4I’oetry is hard to write,So in order not to delayAlthough we tried with all ourmieht.We will have to do without it today.Ken Newhall rushed into our .sanc¬tum a few days ap:o and madly re¬lated the details of an accident thatoccurred in rifle practice—one of thewell aiming squirrel.s pfot excited andshot off his mouth.We always cherished a feeling ofpity for the traveler who p:ot lost inthe junprle and had to eat elephantmeat to keep from starvinp:. Whenhe c:ot hack home he dashed upstairsand threw his trunk out the window..\lthouprh it’s sad we are alway.sforced to laujrh when we think of thepool’ jay who woke up in the city ho¬tel and thinkinp: he saw a face atthe foot of the bed, shot off fourpedal difrits on his rifrht hoof.SpeakinfT of hotels reminds us ofthe bell hop in the hick hostelry whotold the new arrival not to rinp forwater because there were sprinps inthe bed.Isabel Gardner, our correspondentin one of the more distant suburbs,recently remarked that the only ex¬cuse for a fern wearinir fraloshes isthat she mifrht have water on theknee.In line with this same thoufrh WormKennedy asserts that he could neverfipfure out why they were called flap¬pers until they started wearinpr themunbuckled.Now that we are firmly establishedin the Spring quarter there is noth¬ing: left for us to do but to devisesome means of stayinf? awake enoufrhin class to find out what the course isabout before June rolls around.If the sunshine is responsible forthe blush on the rose, could it be pos¬sible that the moonshine is to blamefor the blu.sh on a nose.Slimess.The editors of The Daily Maroonannounce with regret the resignationof Wilson WAherbee. better knownas SCOOP, from his position as writ¬er of The Campus WTiistle. Wether-hee has left school and is now sling¬ing a wicked pen for the sports de¬partment of the Chicago Daily News,The Whistle will he continued by con¬tributors.COMMERCE CM R STARTSCAiMPAlGN FOR MEMBERS(Continued from Page 1)inent business men. The discussiongroups, organized to afford an oppor¬tunity for those interested in specialphases of business to investigate mat¬ters pertaining to their particularfields, will meet regularly, and willfrequently be addressed by experts inthese lines of work.As for social functions, the usualprogram of dances will he given, and,in addition, the chief event of theclub year—the annual hanciuet. Moredetailed announcement regarding thiswill he made within a short time.Men’s Glee Club to MeetThe men’s glee club will meet to¬morrow at 5 p. m. in Mr. Steven’s.stud'o. All members are asked to re-poit to rehearse for the concert Sat¬urday, April 9th, in Mandel Hall1 he Corn ExchangeNational BankOF CHICAGOCapital, $5,000,000Surplus & Profits, $10,000,000In the Eargest National Rank in theUNITED STATESWith a Savings DepartmentUnder F'edreal SupervisionN. W. Cor. La Salle and Adams StN.Bring Your Savings To UsOpen Saturday Even'gs until 8 o’clock THE D.AILV M.AKOON. TUESD.AY, MARCH 29. 1921Frosh to Give Dancefor Seniors on FridayI'he Fi'osh, opening the social pro¬gram for the spring {piaiter withcharacteristic vim and vigor, willstage a dance for the Seniors Friday,from 4 to 6, in Ida Noyes hall.Joe Duggan, chaiiman of the So¬cial committee, announces that,among other features, there will bea lucky numbe)’ dance with a box ofcandy as a p)ize for the winningcouple Furthermore, he will be atthe door to examine class tickets.Rud Combs will offer the best ofsyncopation for the inter-class affair.Prof. .Sargent In CanadaPi’of. Walter G. Sargent of the Col¬lege of Education, has gone to Re¬gina, Canada, where he will give twotalks before the Teachers Institute ofthe Province of Saskatchewan, todayand tomorrow. From there Pi'of.Sai'gent will go to Boston where hewill remain to write and paint for II.MNOIS RUNNERS TAKE1921 INDOOR TRACK TITLEIllinois ran awa\' with the annual'ndoor track and field games of thewestern conference, held at North¬western on Saturday, March 19. TheIndians presented a well-rounde«lteam, taking five first places out of apossible ten. Michigan placed secondwith 25Va points and Wisconsin thirdwith '23. The showing of the Ma¬roons was a great dissappointmentto followers of Chicago .sports. TheMaroons took only 2 points in themeet, placing third in the I’elay.The meet was featured by thebreaking of one conference record andtlu' tying of another. .Alberts, of Il¬linois raised the mark in the highjump to (> feet 4 1 /8 inches. Thisperfortnance bv-ttered the old heightby nearly 3 inches. Knoll in, of Wis¬consin tied the record in the fiO yardI'igh hurdle.s, his time being :07 3-5.One of the features of the meet wasthe running of Butler of Michigan inthe 440 and in the finals of the relayrace.UNIVERSITY STUDENTSReceive t’ourteous .Attention at' Fiolic TVie-itre Di*ug Storerigaretes Fountain ServingCor. Ellis .Ave. and 55th Street(Adjacent to Frolic Eheatre)Telephone Hyde Park 7filAIADISON PARK HOTEIBARBER SHOPFor .Artistic HaircuttingPhone A. M. NAURKen. 4300Make Aour .AppointmentssFOR RENT—Two light housekeep¬ing looms, private family. 5751Drexel Awe.CLASSIFIED AROOMS— One double, one single;well furnished, kitchen privileges.Lighted from street. 5800 Mary¬land .Ave., Dor. 9549. Proeh.stel.W.ANTED—Girl student to assistwith housework, for very nice roomand board. 4452 Wodlawn. Ph.Kenwood 2008. *POSITION WANTED—1st class cookin a fraternity house. ReferencesPhone Drexel 3463.FOR RENT—2 light housekeepingrooms. 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Yale Professor AndPoet Give LecturesThe fir.st of the public lectures of¬fered at the University this (|uarterwill be given tomorrow in Harper .As¬sembly Room at 4:30. Charles Mc-Lean Andrews, Ph. I)., Professor ofHistory at Yale university, will speakon “Conditions Leading to the Re- jvolt of the American Colonies.’’ On j'riuir.sday, March 31st, Prof. Andrewsw'll deliver his second lecture on“The (’’auses of the American Revolu¬tion,’’ in Harper Assembly room at4:30.The third jiublic lecture of the <iuar- Large Alumni Fund Gift.As a result of a munificent gift re¬cently announced, the Alumni F’undsubscriptions now total $103,(XM), ofwhich $58,000 has actually been paidin.ter will he given on Thursday, April14th. Louis Untermeyer, Poet andClitic, New York City, will speak on“The New Era in .American Poetry,”in Leon Mandel Assembly hall at8:15 p. m. 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