2Df)e Battp iHaroonVol. 19. No, 80. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. TUESDAY, MARCH 8, 1921. Price 5 Cenu1166 VOTE ON GYMMAROONS COME BACKBY TRIMMING ILLINl29-26 IN HOT HGHTCapt. Crisler, BirkhofF, andVollmer Star in TheirLast GameMAROONS LEAD FROM STARTFinishing the season in a blaze ofglory, the Maroons swept the Illinibefore them Saturday in Bartlett gymand emerged victors 29-26. It was anip and tuck battle from start to finishand was one of the most hotly con¬tested frays ever staged on the localfloor.Birkhoff, playing the last game ofhis brilliant career as a Maroon, de¬serves a large part of the credit forthe Chicago victory. The speedy starrang up 17 points, scoring five basketsand sinking seven out of nine freethrows. His floor work was sensa¬tional, “Bobby” dribbling through theIllinois team time and again for shotsat the ba.sket. All of his counterswere the result of tosses made whilethe blonde fonvard was travelling attop speed.Maroomt Take Early LeadChicago jumped into the lead rightat the start and was never headed. Inthe early part of the game it was Birk-hoff’s deadly accuracy at sinking freethrows that kept the Maroons out infront, but later in the half the Ma¬roon offense took a decided brace andbegan to score heavily from the floor.Illinois played a bang-up game andkept right at the heels of the ram¬pant Maroons throughout the battle,but was never quite able to catch theCh’cago quintet. Reitsch and Capt.Vail starred, the former making threebaskets when they were needed tokeep the downstaters within strikingdistance of the Maroons, and the lat¬ter playing a splendid floor game and itallying a goo<lly percentage of hisfree throws.mini Brace in Second HalfThe Indians took a brace during theintermission and came back strong inthe .second half.Walquist starred in this period,making three sensation shotsthrough the loop.Capt. Crisler played a wonderful de¬fensive game throughout, tearing intethe Illinois offense time and againand wresting the hall from the Illinoisscorers “Fritz” was on his toes allthe time, fighting desperately andspurring his men on to the limit.Carney Hurt Early in GameCarney, the star Indian forward,who has been handicapped all seasonw'th a had knee sustained during thefootball season, started in the down-state lineup, but soon after the battlebegan was forced to retire when hisknee gave way, following a scramblefor the ball.Three stars played for the last timeas Maroons. With the Illinois battle,Cantain Crisler, “Bob” Birkhoff, andVollmer finished their Conference jcompetition. Each has played and.starred for three years -with Maroon jteams. {Summaries: CHICAGO t291B. F. P. T.lBirVhoz, rf ...6 7 2 1"Vollmer, If ...2 0 1 0Halladay, c ...8 0 1 1Crisler, rg .... ...0 0 1 1McGuire, Ig .. .1 0 2 0— — — —Totals . .11 7 7 8ILLINOIS (26)B. F. P. T.Walqu'st, rf .. .4 0 0 0Carney, If ...0 0 1 0Reitsch, c . . .4 0 1 0Saho. rg .. .0 0 3 2Vail, Ig . 1 6 0 0Heldstrom, If -.. ...0 0 1 1Meef, If .. .1 0 0 0Totals 10 6 6 3Referee—Kearns. Umpire—Elliott.Free throws missed—Birkhoff 2; Vail8. Five Women ElectedTo FederationCouncilFive women were elected to theexecutive council of the Federation ofUniversity Women in the electionsheld last Thursday. Signe Wenner-blad, Marjorie Boyden, Mary Hayes,Natalia Greensfelder and Ruth Met¬calfe were the winners out of the 12candidates. Frances Crozier, person¬nel chairman of the organization, andFaye Millard, who was recently ap¬pointed head of the Federation spon¬sors, will continue to serve on thisyear’s council.The women elected will divide thedifferent offices and head the commit¬tees on social service, personnel, pub¬licity, social and the various otherbodies of the Federation.The Federation holds open meet¬ings every two weeks in the libraryof Ida Noyes, and discusses topics ofgeneral interest. All the women ofthe University are automaticallymembers of the organization and areurged to come to these meetings whichform an opportunity for the mutualexchange of ideas. The UniversitySing.s, the community sewing, the vo¬cational lectures for women, and theeducational tours are other activitieswhich are under the auspices of theFederation.CHICAGO SYMPHONYTO GIVE CHILDREN’SSELECTIONS TODAYRegular Program, Composedof Russian Numbers,Begins at 4:15TSCHAIKOWSKY’S FANTASIAToday’s concert by the Chi¬cago Symphony Orchestra will bepreceded by a Children’s concert at 2.This concert was arranged by Mr.Stock at the request of Dean Robert¬son and is for the benefit of childrenof the surrounding neighborhood.Adults will not be admitted unlessthey are escorting children. Popularprices will prevail. Mr. Stock hasincluded on the program for the chil¬dren the Peer Gynt Suite and th^Danse Macabre of Saint-Saens.The regular concert, which will be¬gin at 4:15, is All-Russian. Conduc¬tor Stock will bring out for collegeedification the Rimsky-Korsakow“Scheheraade” Suite which he usedso successfully in the last Orchestrahall recital. The complete programis as follows:Overture to “Russian and Ludmilla”GlinkaSuite, “Scheherazade,” Opus 35...Rimsky KorsakowThe Sea and Sinbad’s ShipThe Narrative of the KalenderPrince.The Young Prince and the Young jPrincessFestival at Bagdad. The Sea. TheShip Goes to Pieces on a RockSurmounted by a Bronze War¬rior.Fantasia, “Francesca da Rimini,”Opus 32 TschaikowskyConcert Waltz, No. 2 F major....GlazounowGive Glinka’s OvertureThe Overture to Glinka’s opera"Russian and Ludmilla” is construct¬ed for the most part on the materialwhich is employed in the finale of the''pera itself. The opera, founded ona poem of Poushkin, deals with thequest of three knights for the handof Ludmilla, daughter of the Princeof Kiew, who has been spirited awayby an evil magician. Embodied in theoverture is the aria of Russian, whichhe sings when about to start on thepursuit and a whole tone motive indi¬cative of the wizard.According to Nathan, an authority(Continued on Page 2) RESERVE SEATS GOON SALE TODAY FORTHE WITCHING HOUR’Dramatic Club Promises Pol¬ished Performance ofFamous PlayEXCHANGE STUBS IN MANDELWhen “The Witching Hour,” theAugustus Thomas play to be present¬ed by the University Dramatic clubFriday and Saturday nights in Man-del, was first produced, it caused asensation in the American theatre. Itstheme, dealing with occult phenomena,has gained in interest rather than suf¬fered in subsequent years. “It is inorder to give the University the op¬portunity to see this play, which somany know by reputation but whosethrills have been witnessed by sofew,” declared Eve Kohl, president ofthe club, “that the Dramatic club se¬lected it for the annual winter pro¬duction.”Reserved seat tickets, to be ex¬changed for the substitute stubs, goon sale today in the Mandel hall boxoffice. The best seats for each of thetwo performances necessarily go to thefirst applicants. A smaller numberof additional tickets will be availableat the University bookstore. Pricesare $1.50 and $1.00 for main floorseats, and $1.00 and $0.75 for balconyseats.Plan Notable Presentations”“The Witching Hour” is one of aseries of notable plays planned by theDramatic club for production in thenear future and its success will pavethe way for such notable presentattonsas “John Ferguson,” played profes¬sionally for a year in New York, butnever brought to Chicago. If ‘“TheWitching Hour” wins the success itdeserves, “John Ferguson” probablywill be produced in the spring, and inturn will be followed by noteworthyplays designed to bring out the largeamount of exceptional ability in theclub.Augustus Thomas is one of the fore¬most of American playwrights, andthe personnel of the Dramatic club issingularly well adapted to the suc¬cessful staging of his play. BartlettCormac as Jack Brookfield, PhyllisFay Horton as Helen Whipple, WillGhere as Frank Hardmuth, and The¬odore Rosenak as Justice Prentice,are convincing in the outstandingroles, while Franklin Andrews asClap Whipple, Ruth Bowra as Mrs.Campbell, Leila Eichberg as ViolaCampbell, and John Doering as a re¬porter, give a supporting cast of con¬siderable strength. “The WitchingHour” promises to be the strongestand smoothest dramatic producedstaged in Mandel hall for some time.“The cast,” according to Louis Doo¬ley, the director, “is doing work .sel¬dom equaled outside of professionalcircles.”March ‘‘Phoenx’’ HasReal Dope on SlushWading through March slush withasbestos galo.shes, and bringing aflock of Spring witi cisms, the Phoe¬nix will rival the early robin when itappears on the campus next Thurs¬day.“A sure cure for pre-examinationblues is the Slush number of thePhoenix,” says Robert Collins, editorof the humorous publication. “In ad¬dition it has the authoritative dope onslush, by tho.se who know.”All students who expect to sell thePhoenix have been asked to see Rob¬ert Maxon b« fore Thursday in thePhoenix office.Orchestra to MeetThe orchestra will meet today at 7in Mitchell Tower. STUDENT OPIONION 982 TO 93FOR TWO YEAR REQUIREMENTHeaviest Vote Recorded in Lower Classes—4 to 1Majority Dissatisfied with Present Admin¬istration—600 Make Remarksand Suggestions“GYM JAM GEMS”“It is my belief that all gymnasiumwork should take the form of compet¬itive team play instead of deadeningmechanical calesthenics.”“Let’s quit quibbling. Get more in¬structors in P. C. and more towels.”“The towel situation in Bartlett isbecoming worse. I have been unableto get a towel for a week, although Ihave tried daily.”“Present graded gym is a farce.Give more choice of gym work.”“Why not have an attendant at thetowel cage at all times? How abouttowels instead of rags?”“Less stringent requirements in cor¬rective gym; more thorough physicalexaminations.”“The department never believes ex¬cuses offered.”“After two years, gym work shouldreceive credit like any academic sub-ject.” ,“Public appearance is P. C. in it¬self.”“Cuts are too limited.”“Give more attention to developinggreen and novice material for teams.”“There should be REAL classes ingym.”“More coaches—clean towels for allevery day.”“Make the work more attractive.”“I see no connection between publicappearance and P. C. requirements.”“Permanent physician at IdaNoyes.”“When a person walks miles a dayand takes all of the time studying,gym is not necessary.”“Why not have better teachers andpeppier, snappier gym work?”“Twice a week is enough.”“When the instructors don’t comeuntil half the hour is over, you can’tblame the students for not caring tosit around in the cold.”Wisconsin Defeated byMaroon GymnastsOn FridayChicago checked up the first of the.three athletic victories which marked [the last week end by defeating the ii Wisconsin gymnasts here Friday eve j1151.65 to 1131.40. Five fir.sts out of |six were corraled by the Maroons, iMorris won the horizontal bar. Gripe jI the side-horse, Capt. Schneidenbach jj the parallel bars, while Kes.sler took j! individual honors with victories in theflying rings and club-swinging. Wis- Iconsin swept up the first three places ^in the tumbling. Kitchen winning first. IWisconsin demon.strated its suprem-!acy in wrestling, with a total of 38 jpoints to 8. Butterfield of Chicagowon the 125-pound class by a fall, ac-1counting for all of the Maroons’ tally. [The fencing bouts w’ere divided be- itween Maroons and Badgers. Al- ithough Wood of Chicago succeeded in 'disarming Aanesen of Wisconsin nine!times, the Badger foilsman exceeded !in the number of touches, and was jgiven the match. I^a Monte of Chi- |cago had considerably the best of the |argument with the sabers, defeatingBoerke of Wisconsin.Pi Delta Phi PledgesPi Delta Phi announces the pledging' of Florence Nichols of Chicago. According to opinion express by1166 votes in The Daily Maroon gymreferendum last Friday, student sen¬timent is overwhelmingly in favor ofreducing the P. C. requirement to twoyears, is dissatisfied with the presentadministration of gym, and regardsthe enforcement of the P. C. eligibilityrequirement as unreasonable.In answer to the first question,“Should the P. C. requirement be re¬duced to 2 years?” 982 students voted“yes” and 93 “no.” Ninety-one didnot vote on this question. This votewas distributed among classes as fol¬lows:Yes NoFreshmen 306 26Sophomores 277 21Juniors 231 29Seniors 168 18Graduate and unclassified... 20 3“Not Satisfactory”—4 to 1The second question, “Is the admin¬istration of the present P. C. require¬ment satisfactory?” was answered inthe negative by 816 voters, and in theaffirmative by 257, the distribution be¬ing as follows:Yes NoFreshmen 77 248Sophomores 69 211Juniors 40 204Seniors 31 153Graduate and unclassified.... 8 13Opinion was equally pronounced inregard to the final question, “Is thepresent abrupt ex poste facto en¬forcement of the P. C. requirementwith regard to public appearance rea¬sonable?” 904 students voted “no”and 120 “yes.” The distribution ofvotes follows:Yes NoFreshmen 44 264Sophomores 23 269Juniors 21 226Seniors 32 166Graduate and unclassified-... 6 13606 Make SuggestionsOf the 1166 students voting, 606had sufficient interest in the questionat stake to make remarks and sug¬gestions in the space provided for thatpurpose. Twenty-five additional bal¬lots were turned in late Friday nightwhich were not tabulated in the abovefigures.Redmon and McQuaigReynolds Club HeadsCharles Redmon was unanimouslychosen president of the Reynolds clubfor the enusing year at last Friday’selection. The successful candidatesfor the other offices are as follows:Malcolm McQuaig, vice-president,Harry Hargreaves, secretary; OttoStrohmeier, treasurer; R. P. Porter,librarian.All is set for Ladies Night, to beheld today at 7:30 in Bartlett gj’mna-sium. Tickets for the affair, at whichKieckhefer and Kenney, billiard art¬ists of national repute, will play anexhibition match and later demon¬strate a number of difficult multi¬cushion shots, are reported going fast.Close to 2.000 have been given out.Those which still remain may behad free of charge by Reynolds club¬bers and their friends, at the clubcounter. First come, first served.University women, in whose honorthe event is being staged, will be ad¬mitted without tickets.tTHE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY. MARCH 8. 1921.Bailg ^arnnuThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Ssturdsy, Sundsysad Uondsy during the Autumn, Wiatar andSpring quarters, by The Daily MaroonCompany.Entored as scoond class mail at tho CU>cago postoAcs, Chicago, Illiaeis, March 13,1906. under the act of Mareh 3, 1873.Of flees EHis 14Telephone Midway 800Tuesday, March 8, 1921GYMOne thousand one hundred and sixteen signed ballots on the gym ques¬tion mean a great deal. Such a largenumber of opinions recorded indicatesa very deep interest in the questionof our present P. C. requirements.Six hundred and six comments andsuggestions on the situation meaneven more. Students have been think¬ing about this question and have def¬initely formulated opinions.The results of The Daily Maroonvote have been submitted to the Fac¬ulty Committee on Physical CultureRequirements. We watch, we hope,we pray!THE I NDEPENDABLESYou are not permitted to enter theside door of Cobb hall during passinghours. The recent ruling of the Un¬dergraduate council states that thenorth door shall be used. Try theside door today. Unless somethingunexpected has happened overnightyou will be unimpeded in your effortsl-" renew the traffic congestion in thehall.The buildings and grounds depart¬ment has removed the man from thedoor. They believed that several weekswould be enough of an object lessonand that students would be able toabide by the regulations.But no. The move to stop conges¬tion has suffered the fate of almostevery campus reform. The councilmay see to it that a man is stationedat the door of Cobb hall. Perhaps itw'ould be better to let the matter dropalogether. Perhaps after all collegestudents are not old enough to regardthe rights of their fellow men.Are you going to be one of theJellyfish who slides in the side doortoday or are you going to walk aroundto the door where you belong?EXAMIN.\TIONS TO BEGINWEEK FROM TOMORROWThe final examinations for the win¬ter quarter will occur on Wednesday,March 16 to Friday, March 18, inclu-.sive, and are to be two hours long.The schedule follows:8 o’clock classes, Thursday, Mai-ch17, 8 to 10,9 o’clock clas.ses, Friday, March 18,8 to 10.10 o’clock classes, Wednesday,March 16, 8 to 10.11 o’clock classes, Wednesday,March 16, 2:.30 to 4:30.1:30 classes, Thur.sday, March 17,11 to 1.2:30 classes, Friday, March 18, 11to 1.3:30 classes, Thursday, March 17,2:30 to 4:30.4:30 classes, Wednesday, March 16,11 to 1.Freshmen Actors WantedAll Freshmen who have any talentand desire to appear in the Seniorvaudeville are a.sked to see PresidentEpple as soon as possibl.Gap and Gown Checks Now ReadyAll commission checks for Cap andGown subscriptions mu.st be called foron or before Friday, March 11.“LUCIA HENDERSHOT”Private Dandmg LmbowIn a course of five lessons onecan acquire the steps of the waits,one-step and forx-trotSpecial Class Mon. Eves.R. 57th St. Hyde Park 1114 Hold Trials for AnnualVaudeville Show FridayTryouts for the Senior Vaudevillewill be held Friday at 2 in Mandelhall. Walter Reckless, the manager,has made an urgent plea for the tal¬ent of the various clas.ses and organ¬izations on the campus to appear atthat time, not to produce finished fea-ture.s, but simply to give an idea ofwhat the acts will be if staged at thevaudeville.There is no doubt that there isplenty of talent on the campus, butup to date this genius ha.s been mode.st in retirement. The number of ap¬plications for the tryout has not beenencouraging to the manager. It ishoped that blushing modesty will nolonger be so evident. Stunts of anykind, especially feature acts involvingmuch local color, are in high demandIt is suggested, however, that, so faras possible, any repetition of, or mark¬ed similarity to, the acts of last year’sshow or in the recent SettlementNight vaudeville should be avoided,as novelty is at a premium.Entries for the tryout will be re¬ceived at the Senior Vaudeville Boxin the Faculty Exchange. The man-afement will get in touch with allapplicants and assign to them a defin¬ite time for their appearance on Fri¬day, in order to avoid any inconve¬nience and delay in waiting for theirturns. BOWLING TOURNEY ENDS SOONSemi-Finals to Be Played at Openingof Spring QuarterSOPHS COP TROPHY ININTERCLASS TOI^RNAMENTDefeat Juniors 19 to 11 in Final GameThursday; Frosh DownSeniors, 3.'i-18Final StandingW. L. Pet.Sophomores 4 2 666Juniors 3 3 500Freshmen 3 3 500Seniors 2 4 333The Sophomores emerged cham¬pions of the first Interclass basket¬ball tournament ever held at the Uni¬versity of Chicago by defeating theJunior team 19 to 11 at Bartlettgymnasium last Thursday night.Lewis, center for the winners, wasthe outstanding star of the game, toss¬ing baskets from all angles. In theFre.shmen-Senior melee th^ yearlingswalked all, over their superiors, thefinal score being Freshmen 35, Seniors18.The trophy cup awarded to the win-nei’s will be put on display Thursdayin the window of the book.store, whereit will remain for about a month, itsfinal resting place being the trophyroom in the gym. The Sophomoreswill be the proud possessors of it forthe first year but will have to fightfor it next season, as the provisionsregarding the keeping of the cupstate that the permanent winner ofit will have to be thrice championsof the Interclass basketball tourna¬ment.The cup, which has been donatedby all the classes, will bear the fol¬lowing inscription: “University ofChicago Interclass Basketball Tourna¬ment—Sophomores 1921.’’ Each yearthe winning class’s name will be in¬scribed on it.Richard Flint Is NewCommission PresidentElection of officers to serv’e on theHonor commi.ssion for the coming yearwere held today. The follwing wereelected: Richard Flint, president; JohnHolmes, ca.se-secretary; DevereauxJarratt, recording-.secretary.Both the case secretary and the re¬cording-secretary were elected in theFebruary election and will assumetheir offices immediate.sly in place ofthe former officers.Meeting of Y. W. C. A.The Finance Committee of the Y.W. C. A. will have its last meetingtoday at 4:30 in the League room ofIda Noyes hall. All members areurged to be present.MANICURING SHAMPOOINGKENNEDY SHOPSMARCEL WAVING1211 E. 5r)th St. 1155 E. 63rd St.Midway 3081 Hyde Park 2643Student Rate at 55th St. Shop WANTED: An agent to .sellthe famous Waba.sh stationery boxto students and teachers. The boxcontains two hundred letterheadsand a hundred envelopes, printedto order,and fifty blank secondsheets.All for a dollar and a quart¬er. Lilteral commission. No in¬vestment. Write today to the Wahash Printing Company, Wabash,Indiana. I The preliminaries of the inter-fra-1! tei nity bowling tournament are draw- jing to a clo.se and it is expected that jthe semi-finals will be played at theopening of the spring quarter. Thematches are being played with great¬er promptness and postponements aregradually being reduced.Chairman Bushnell urges that thematches be played at the scheduledtime during this week, so that it willbe possible to conclude the prelimin¬aries before the examinations begin.No postponements will be permittedwithout a definite reason, and agree¬ment of both contestants.The schedule for tho week follows:TUESDAY—3:15Phi Gamma Delta Sigma ChiDelta Chi Alpha Sigma Phi7:30Sigma Nu D. K. E.Chi Psi S. A. E.WEDNESDAY—3:16.\cacia I.,ambda Chi AlphaPhi Gamma Delta Kappa Sigma7:30Sigma Nu Alpha Sigma PhiChi Bsi D. K. E.THURSDAY—3:15Acacia Phi Kappa SigmaPhi Gamma Delta.Lambda Chi Alpha7:30Delta Chi Kappa SigmaSigma Nu Sigma ChiCHICAGO SYMPHONY TO PLAY(Continued from Page 1)on Rim.sky-Korsakow, the subtitles ofthe “Scheherazade” Suite are notprogramatio of the music itself butare rather designed to give an im¬pression of literary basis. The suite,one of the most colorful ever written,was produced by the Diaghilew balletat the Paris Opera in 1910, Fokinearranging the dances, Bakst the .scen¬ery, and Pierne occupying the dais.It is after “The Thousand and OneNights” of Arabian fame and repre¬sents a partial group of the storiesthat the Sultana Sceherazade told tokeep her head on her shoulders.Tschaikowsky’s Piece FamousTschaikowsky had long been im¬pressed, as have scores of dramatl.stsand poets, with the story of Franse.s-ca da Rimini, and in 1876 resolved toexpress the narrative in an orchestralcomposition. The same year it waspresented in Petrograd at a concertof the Imperial Musical Society underthe direction of Nicholas Rubinstein.When Tschaikowsky received the de¬gree of Doctor of Music from Cam¬bridge along with Saint-Saens, Boito,Bruch and Edward Grieg, the fantasiawas his contribution to the program.The piece begins with a tonal de¬scription of the awesome scene whichmeets the eye.s of Dante and Vergilas they entered the second circle orrear entrance of hell, l^ater there isa hastening of the tempo and fiftypages of the score is devoted to adelineation of the fierce winds bywhich the souls guilty of carnal sinare driven about incessantly. Thencomes a plaintive subject w'hich rep¬resents the long narrative of Frances¬ca. The pleasant Waltz No. 2 of Gla-zounow closes the program.A SHORTERSHORTHAND SYSTEMIN TEN EASY LESSONSThis course covers ten easy lessonswhich will enable the Student, Pro¬fessor, Journalist, Doctor, Lawyer oranyone seeking a professional careerto go through life with 100 per centefficiency.THIS COURSEIs short and inexpensive, and isgiven with a money back guaranteeif not satisfied.SEND THIS CLIPPING TODAYPYRAMID PRESS, PUBLISHERS1416 Brodawy,New York CityGentlemen; Enclosed herewith is$5.00 for which kindly send meyour .shorthand course in ten easylessons by mail. It is understoodthat at the end of fiv’e days, I amnot satisfied my money will begladly l•efun«ipd.NameStreetCity and State 1 FAIR CO-EDSwishing to enter their pictures in theBeauty Contest ofTHE CHICAGO TRIBUNEare invited to aSitting on ApprovalatDAGUERRE STUDIO218 SO. WABASH AVE.McClurg Bldg.Hours for Sittings:Week Days 9-5R-Oi 8j(Bpuns TelephoneWabash 527for AppointmentsENUSPENCILS'U’OR the student or prof.,the Riiperb VENUS out¬rivals all f*ir perfect pencilwork. 17 lilaek degre<'s and3 copying.American T.eadPencil Co.215 Fifth Ave.New Yorkl).|0/•rttit stlUmg Iqualitf fmtil '/fl tht tvtrld yiivf'' vf/oyD-'Vj/ovj /mV» /' t' ,'tThe Corn ExchangeNational BankOF CHICAGOCapital, $5,000,000Surplus & Profits, $10,000,000Is the Largest National Bank in theUNITED STATESWith a Savings DepartmentUnder Fedreal SupervisionN. W. (!or. La Salle and Adams Sts.Bring Your Savings To UsOpen Saturday Even'gs until 8 o’clock *• I*.Maroon SwimmersDown Illinois 37-31 at UrbanaFor the third time this season theMaroon swimming team defended theassertion that it has no peer in theConference hy humbling Illinois 37 to31 in its own tank at Urbana, Satur¬day night. Coach White’s protegesallowed the Indiana only two out ofeight places, but Illinois was stronglyrepresented in the distribution of sec¬ondary places. Blinks, beside takinghis usual fir.st honors in the 50, 100and 220 yard swims, thereby givingChicago IB of its points, smashed thelocal tank records in the first twoevents.Illinois took the hard fought water-basketball game by the slim score of4 to 2, subjecting the Maroons to theirfirst defeat of the season. The longnarrow pool put Chicago at a consid¬erable disadvantage.Summaries220 yard free style—Won by Blinks,Chicago; Postle, Illinois, second; Al¬lison, Chicago, third. Time 2:39 2-5.Plunge for distance—Won by Gor¬don, Chicago; Hall, Chicago, second;Fox, Illinois, third. Di.stance 6814 ft.200 yard relay—Won by Illinois.Time 1:49 3-5.Fancy diving—Won by Dvorak, Illi¬nois; Schuh, Chicago, .second; Lyins,Illinois, third.50 yard dash—Won by Blinks, Chi¬cago; Royal, Illinois, second; McNally,Illinois, third. Time :26.200 yard breast stroke—Won byJenkins, Chicago; Olson, Illinois, sec¬ond; Beebe, Illinois, Third. Time 1:593-5.150 yard breast stroke—Won byYegge, Chicago; Dennett, Illinois, sec¬ond; Harbev, Illinois, third. Time 1:592-5.100 yard free .style—Won by Blinks,Chicago; Royal, Illinois, second; Mc¬Nally, Illinois, third. Time :59.W. A. A. ElectionsToday at Ida NoyesToday the elections take place forofficers of the Woman’s Athletic asso¬ciation. “The president and other offi¬cers will have an excellent opportun¬ity to advance the interests of our W.A. A. here,’’ said Marian Meaner, re¬tiring president, “and we can notstress too greatly the need of ade¬quate executives.’’All members are eligible to voteand the polls will be open from 10 to5 in Ida Noyes.The candidates are: President, RuthDixon, Nellie Gorgas, Beatrice Marks;secretary: Dorothy Augur, GertrudeByrnes, Ruth Metcalfe; for recordingsecretary; Ruth Bowers, DorothyClark, Anilla vStagg. Two amend¬ments are also to be voted on.'The installation of new officers forW. A. A. will take place at the openmeeting on Thursday at 6 o’clock inthe theatre of Ida Noyes, instead ofafter the dinner as announced former¬ly. Members are requsted to buy theirinstallation dinner tickets beforeWednesday noon as the sale will clo.seat that time.Freshmen Pins ReadyAll Freshmen who desire pins orrings may purchase or order themWednesday from Mr. Bloche at theReynolds club, or from Miss Croxtonand Mi.ss Nelson on the second floorof Ida Noyes.“We Always SellFor Less”Come and be convinced. See ourbeautiful line of Advanced SpringSuits, Coats, Dresses, Skirts andWaists.J. J. GIBS921 East 63d Street I HE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. MARCH 8, 1921.LEARN TODANCENOW FROM EXPERTS ATSHEEHY’S DANCING STUDIO62nd .Street at Cottage Grove AvenueI’rivate Lesson.s 10 A. M. to 10 P. M.PUBLIC CLASS .MONDAY EVEMiss J. Kelleher .Miss .M. BirminghamThos M. Sheehy Miss D. SpringPhone Went. 230FRANK BROTHERSFifth Avenue Boot ShopNear Forty-Eighth Street, New YorkBoots ,Slippers, Hosiery for Men,Women and ChildrenA Michigan Boulevard BuildingV^l Comer Washington St.ST LOUISArcade BuildingWASHINGTONWoodward Building HEW HAVENHotel TaftPITTSBURGHJenkins ArcadeCLEVELANDopp. Shoreham Hoto Athletic Club Bldg. BOSTONLittle BuildingSAN FRANCISCOWhitney Building133 Geary StreetUNIVERSITY STUDENTSReceive Courteous Attention atThe Frolic Theatre Drug StoreCigaretes Fountain ServingCor. Ellis Ave. and 55th Street(Adjacent to Frolic Eheatre)Telephone Hyde Park 761COWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats, Caps andNeckwearBILLIARDSCI (; .\ RS—CIG A RETT E S—PI P ESSoutheast corner SSlh and Ellis .^ve.*GETABAYSTATELEATHERJERKINTo Keep Out Wind and ColdBARGAIN AT $6.00 POSTPAIDMade of genuine sheepskin, linedwith real moleskin, windproof,sleeveless sport jacket. For mo¬toring, golfing, tramping, snow,shoeing, fishing, hunting — anyoutdoor sport or work. High orlow neck for men, V neck forwomen, Money back if not satisfiedSent carriage free upon receipt of $6LYONS MANUFACTURING CO. STUDENTSItineraries have just beenarranged to suit your needs.We can give you an ex¬tremely attractive programfor yourVACATIONEspecially attractive tours for thesummer of 1921 have been plannedtoYellowstone & ColoradoSeeSTANLEY G. POTTERUniversity RepresentativeOr inuire ofT. & S. TOURS CO.“Travel Architects”103 W. Jackson Blvd.IPhones Harrison 3559-3566Af AAf 7„V| AiVf /.At /..Vf /.Af /.At /.At /.Ar/nVt /.AtHigh Class PhotographyDiplomas and Pictures FramedNeat Work—Reasonable PricesThe Hyde Park StudioH. KAMEN1126 Ea.st 55th Street[Midway 1111 Cor. Blackstone Av.SnjAscribe for The Maroon !( SAFETY‘SEALE^FOUNTAIN PEN University students wanted to.'^ell rowboat motors now and dur-ng vacation. Can be handled on thside if desired. Best opportunityfor those who will be in or nearsummer resorts. Commission is liberal. Highest grade rowboat motormanufactured. Direct factory su¬pervision and sales instruction.'I'hc Caille Perfection Motor Co.,Detroit, Mich WMHEducate your taste:^ Milk Nougat5c Bar 5cA LITTLE RECREATIONBEFORE EXAMSTAKE HER TOHARPER HALL53rd and Harper AvenueEvery Evening, Tuesday thru Saturday, inclucive^‘A COLLEGE CROWD"andMUSIC YOU’LL LIKEDELiqiO.US and REFRESHING-■ .-V ■ ■■ .V Every httu move¬ment means morethirst.the C0C.\-C0L.' CO./'t'jnt.i, GaC3Complete Intensive Stenographic CourseThe next complete stenographic three months’ coursewill begin April 4, 1921. Only college graduates or un¬dergraduates are eligible.An unusual opportunity is afforded by this intensivecour.se to get a complete stenographic training in threemonths.The environment of the MOSER SHORTHAND COL¬LEGE is appealing to the college student—only highschool graduates are enrolled.Bulletin on request; no solicitors employed.Moser Shorthand CollegeEnrolling Only High School Graduates12thFloor, Lake View Bldg., 116 S. Michigan AvePhon. Randolph 4347 CHICAGO, ILLINOISPHILADELPHIA, U.S.A. PencilCompany4An artist needs not to repentWhen all his dough is spent or lent,Because he knowsWhere e’re he goesFolks blame it on his temperament.The above spasm is dedicated with¬out ceremony to the very aestheticHenri Hardy, who has announced thatyou can lead a man to financialslaughter, but you can’t make him sink.Ev’ery time we hear about two fairdames from this institution taking atramp through the Dunes, we can’thelp wishing that we had been thetramp.Most any stick-up can tell you thatyou don’t have to study psychology togain a knowledge of cells.The facetious Pauline, who servesin the capacity of dramatic critic forthis pillar of illumination, writes thatthe expression, “he missed his cue,”which is employed by such eminentstage folk as Mr. Richardson, origi¬nated in China. Yes, we know howto spell “queue.”Did you ever notice that landlordswho own buildings in which saloonsare located are seldom in favor of pro¬hibition ?The only practical reform move¬ment that has been started of late isthat of the advanced persons who areseeking to have licorice flavor includedin the recipe for lip sticks.We gather from an authoritativesource that fewer fathers would ob¬ject to their daughter smoking if theyw’ould only buy their own cigarettes.When the funds from the MortarBoard scholarship dance are counted,we hope that a small portion is setaside for the purchase of one wastebasket for the exclusive us of J. I.Child and Lady Ames.With the return of Marjorie Boy-den, financial editor of the Whistle, inthe spring quarter, a new series,“How to Live on $ 4a Week and NearBeer in Singhai,” will appear on ourmarket page.A good chauffeur is one who knowsenough to clean the hair pins out ofthe rear seat of a car without beingtold. THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 8, 1921.Second College GameGoes to Juniors, 16-13In the game betw’een Junior andSenior colleges in basketball last Sat¬urday, Junior college emerged thevictor with a score of 16-18. For thepast week the team had been develop¬ing their passing and had accom¬plished a high degree of perfection inthat line. The final game on Wednes¬day at 4 will decide the championshipand will be unusually keen.The Senior class team triumphedover the Sophomores Saturday also,but this game was considered not de¬cisive and a second game was playedlate Monday. The Sophomore teamhas been the most handicapped by theW. A. A. ineligibility ruling and con¬sequently has been unable to with¬stand the attacks of the other classesin most of the games.At present the Juniors hold the classchampionship for the year having wonthe three games played, while secondplace may go to either the Sophs orthe Seniors, the Sophs having losttwo gams and won one and the Sen¬iors lost one and won one. 'The Fresh¬men have lost the two games played.On Wednesday at 3:15 the Seniorteam will play the Freshmen.Freshmen CommitteeAsks Words for SongWords for a Freshman song aremost urgently needed, according to anannouncement of Bill Goodhardt,chairman of the song committee. Anypeppy, spirited, enthusiastic w’ordswill be received by the committee.Words should be mailed to 5735 Ken¬wood Ave.“The honor for composing a classsong should be enough to tempt allour clever songsters,” said Bill Good¬hardt yesterday. “The class of ’24 hasmade a good start in its class meet¬ings, parties, and scholarship—let usput over a big class song. EveryFreshman ought to be able to writeat least a chorus for a song.”Reading Leads DiscussionEdgar Reading will lead the Y dis¬cussion group today at 12 in Ellis I.The subject will be “Why Do WePray?” This meeting will be the lastof the weekly meetings for this quar¬ter.CLASSIFIED ADSFOR RENT—Suite of three furnishedrooms. May come to see it, 6037Ellis Ave., 2nd floor. Vaudeville Heads MeetvY IVY i\«/ i\'v IVYThe chairmen of the Senior vaude-1ville committee will meet today at 12in Cobb 12 A.Beginner’s Dancing ClassTonightAnd Every Tuesday and SaturdayNight 8:00-9:00 atCALUMET HALL63rd and Stony Island Ave.DANCING 9:00-12:00Dancing Every Sunday Evening8:00-11:30ALSO NOVELTY ORCHESTRAManagement—Teresa Dolan Ben F. Smitzdorf Telephone Hyde Park 9657SWEDISH MEDICAL GYMNASTICSAND MASSAGEDavid J. Bogie, DirectorGraduate of Stockholm, Sweden1504 EAST 53RD STREETCor. Harper Ave.Best of References— Hours—Dr. A. J. Ochsner 2-4 7-8 P. M.DINE AND DANCETHE GOLDEN ULY55th St. at the “L”MUSIC PROGRAMDinner Time ...6:00-8:00Evening Supper .._9:30-1:00Sunday Tea . ..2:00-6:00American and Chinese Service Dr. Clair H. PritchardOPTISTEyes Examined, Glass Prescribed andFittedFor Appointment Phone Fairfax 1514Residence Phone, Englewood 7933Office Hours, 9 a. m. to 6 p. m.Suite 1, 1157 E. 63rd Streetat University Ave.Subscribe for The Maroon ! CLASS SPIRITWillTakeABoomIfYouSmokeA “C” PIPEOnTheCampusOn Display31 HITCHCOCK HALLWest Entrance^Vith acknowledgments to K. C. B.'XVaxisfev ?A fai chance!I READ a story,ABOUT A lellow.WHO SLIPPED.ON AN icy hill.AND STARTED to slide.• ♦ *AND TRIPPED up.• • •A FAT lady.WHO SAT on him.• • •AND RODE down hill.• • •TO THE foot.• • eAND THEN he wheezed.• • •“MADAM, YOU’LL have.n • nTO GET off here.Thin girls may not eat much, butthey have their disadvantages. F’rinstance, we learn that one often hasto spend much time fishing them outof the cracks in the sidewalk.Meanwhile over at the Deke house,old man Walker smiles and says thatdoesn’t apply to him. Even railroadbridges hold no fears for him.The breaking waves da.shed highOn the cold and seething sea,But if they break for a million years.They’ll ne’er be as broke as me.Every Sunday is blue in Chicago—blue with revolver smoke.SCOOP.Your best bet—Maroon ClassifiedAds bring results.SMITH’S CAFETERIAModerate prices and real home cookingA trial will make you a steadycustomer1347 E. 63rd St.MEN ONLYUndergraduates of U. of C. andNorthwestern will make up a partynow bring organized to travel in Eu¬rope next summer. Tour will includeParis and Battle Fields of France,Switzerland, Southern France andSpain. I>/eaving Chicago about June20th, will return about September 20.Under the direction of U. of C. in¬structor in Romance Languages. Priceof trip from Chicago to Chicago, in¬cluding all necessary expenses ex¬cepting laundry, will be $1200. Res¬ervations must be made before March15 to insure stateroom. Further de¬tails from L. P. Brown, 161 FacultyExchange, U. of C. FOR SALE—Cheap. Ladies highgrade shoes, size 6A. Phone mid.1891.WANTED—Handyman at Washing¬ton Park Hotel. Fifty cents an hour.6239 Cottage Grove Ave.LOST—Two copies of King Lear, Ar¬den Edition. Reward. Phone Co¬lumbus 2943.HiARPERHarpar Ava. at 5Sd St.—Mat. DailyEzelualva Hyda Park ShowingI TUESDAY, MARCH 8thWILLIAM FAVERSHAMin“THE SIN THAT WAS HIS”Also Latest Booth Tarkington“Edgar Comedy”“EDGAR’S JONAH DAY” THIS IS as far.• • •AS 1 go.”• • aSO WHEN a new' clerk.WHO DIDN’T know.in pmekafiem of 30 protectedby special moisture-proofwrapper. Also in roundair-tight Una of 50. MY REGULAR smoke.• • •TRIED TO sell me.SOME OTHER kind.OF CIGARETTE.1 REMEMBERED W.zl yam.AND TOLD the tier’.;.JUST WHERE to get off.OTHER KINDC will bum.AND GIVE off smoke.I’LL ADMIT that much,BUT THAT’S as far.AS I’LL C3.THERE’S ONLY or,'' kind.OF CIGARETTE.THAT CAN, an 1 w '.1, and does.• # •REALLY “SATIS.'Y.** cigarette; mayidc.ise your t...sto for atime — but th./t’s J .5 f astney go. finer toi, .ccos—Lcth T’jrl;i; !i ; mi I) )ino3tic.—and finer blending—Chcrterficfifls give you thefullcrt jjoari’.'le cigarette cn-.ioyr"ont. They ah^ys srtisfy.It’s the blend—it can’t becopied.