Vol. 19. No. 61. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 1. 1921 Price 5 CentsPROM AT SOUTH SHORE CLUBMAROON FIVE DROPS “Step Lively’’ in CobbiGAME TO HAWKEYES | or Traffic Cop !BY SCORE OF 17-16 ’ll Getcha ! START INTERCLASSBASKET TOURNEYTOMORROW AT 8 Monday, Feb. 21, Datefor Big AnnualFormalVarsity Slips Another NotchIn ConferenceStandins.HALLADAY I.EAHS SCORING('hiraKo dropped another notch inthe conference standing last nightwhen the Maroons lost to Iowa, 17-16,in one of the fastest games ever seenon the Hawkeye flmir.Coach Stagg started Stahr, hutsoon replaced him with Vollmer.Kauffman, Iowa captain, held Vollmerto one basket, and it was Halladay,who put up a hot fight as center, wholead the scoring with four ringers tohis credit.Birkhoff’s dribbling was a featureof the game hut the tight defense ofthe Iowa five and the guarding ofAubrey Devine held him to one basket.McGuire of ('hicago also put onethrough the hoop.At the end of the half the score wasnine all. When play started again.Iowa jumped to a four point lead andthe rest of the game was a battle inwhich the Maroons fought vainly, al¬ways a point or two behind their op¬ponents.I.ohman and Shimek each scoredthr«*e baskets for Iowa. “Step lively” was the slogan aroundCobb yesterday.At eight o’clock the new trafficrules, adopted by the Undergraduatecouncil, went into effect. Two husky' lue-coats spent the day guiding thechannels of eager students leavingclasses and equally eager students at¬tempting to make their way to a high¬er level.Neat signs outside the doers direct¬ed the courses of students enteringand leaving the building. Inside,professors as well as students v'ereasked to co-operate. “When you loi¬ter here, you’re in the other fellow’sway. Help relieve Cobb hall conges¬tion.” “Professors, dismiss your Cobbhall classes on time. Help relieveCobb hall congestion,” read two of theplacards signed by the Undergraduatecouncil. Freshmen and Sophomores,Juniors and Seniors ClashIn First Meets.WANT BIG STUDENT ATTEND¬ANCEPOETS ATTENTION!YOUR OPPORTUNITYTO WIN 50 BUCKSMICHIGAN VICTOR SATURDAYMar<M)ns Fail fo Show FightingStrength Against I.owly Wolv¬erines, Dosing 16-M.In Saturday’s game, the “weak”Wolverine five, which had been tram¬pled and maltreated by some of theleast formidable of the Conferencequintete, ran roughshod over the erst¬while title-aspiring Maroons, 16 to 14.The Chicago exhibition would havebeen even less praiseworthy if thelethargic Maroons had not rousedthemselves to desperate effort in thelast minutes of playThe game was a poor exhibition ofbasketball on the part of ChicagoThe Maroon scoring combination washelpless without Vollmer. who waskept out by illness. The passinggame was miserable. Three men.Neff, Stahr, and Runyon were runinto the game in an attempt to fill theyawning gap left by the absence ofVollmer, but they were unable to fitin and the team work was ruined,Defen.sive Work Gewd.On defense the Maroons did notshow the same handicap. Capt. Cris-ler and McGuire both played hard andwell, following the ball and working itout of the danger zone time and timeagain when the Wolverines threat¬ened. Both Michigan and Chicagowere forced to resort to long shots,but Birkhoff, who was the chief factorin the Maroon attack, did not havethe luck which attended Rea, Karpus,and Miller of Michigan. The superiorheight of the Wolverines, among oth¬er things, proved baffling to ('hicago.Rea started Michigan on the win¬ning trail in the opening minutes ofthe contest, tossing two goals frommid-floor. When Michigan had rolled(Continued on Pape ^ ) Manuscripts Must Be Submit¬ted by the First ofMarch..lUDGES FOR CONTEST CHOSENCampus poets have but a month inwhich to finish manuscripts for theJohn Billings Fi.ske Prize in Poetry.This prize, established by HoraceSpencer Fiske as a memorial to hisfather, yields an annual award of ap¬proximately $60. .According to theterms of the gift the manuscriptsmust be judged by the head of theEnglish Department, a leading Amer¬ican poet, and a leading Americancritic.The judges for the poems enteredin the contest will be Prof. John M.Manly, Mr. Llewellyn Jones, literaryeditor of the Chicago Evening Po.st,and Mr. Louis Untermeyer, author of“h'irst Love,” “Challenge,” and “Mod¬ern .American Verse.”Manuscripts must be typewrittenand signed with a pseudonym. Thepseudonym and the name of the con¬testant must be placed on a slip ofpaper and sealed within a blank en¬velope on the outside of which will beonly the pseudonym. Any residentstudent in the University during theacademic year, July 1, 1920, to June.‘’0, 1921, will be eligible to submitpoems.This applies to any student in anyschool or college of the University.The manuscript must be delivered to♦^he John Billings Fiske Prize, thePresident’s Office, the University ofChicago, before noon March 21, 1921.Further information on this contestcan be secured in the University Rec¬ord, Vol. VI, No. 2, April, 1920.FRESHMAN CLASS WILLBE ENTERTAINED SUNDAY The interclass ba.sketball tourna¬ment starts with a rush tomorrownight at 8 in Bartlett when each classwill send its most powerful and clev¬er players on the floor to fight for thechampionship of the classes, and in-cidently the trophy cup that will beawarded to the winner. The mightyFreshmen will take on their old ene¬mies, the Sophomores, while the Jun¬iors and Seniors will fight it out.All the teams have been prac¬tising hard for the past two weeks.There is still an opportunity for thosewho have not come out, to practiseand make the team. The chairmen ofeach class are urging any man whocan play basketball to try out. Un¬der the able coaching of the Varsityplayers the teams are well organiezd.The presidents and athletic chair¬men of each class have all appointedtheir yell leaders and made arrange¬ments for sections in the gym. Monday, Feb. 21, is the date, andthe South Shore Country club theplace, for the annual WashingtonProm, it was announced yesterday bythe Prom leaders. The big formal af¬fair will be held on the night preced¬ing Washington’s birthday, accordingto custom.“The South Shore Country club wasthe scene of the 1919 and 1920 Proms,and is the logical place to hold thedance • this year,” Frank Hardestysaid yesterday. “We have securedthe approval of the proper authoritiesand arrangements are now beingmade for the 1921 Prom, which wehope will be the most successful thisfar.”The Washington Prom is the annualformal social affair of the Universityundergraduates. It is held on thenight before Washington’s birthday.Two men and two women, all seniors,are elected by the Undergraduatecouncil to lead the grand march. Thisyear’s leaders are Frank Hardesty,John Ashenhurst, Ellen Gleason andFanny Templeton.“CHICAGO IN CHINA”DRIVE STARTS FEB. 13;DR. BURTON IS HEADJuniors Must Account Students and Faculty to Re¬lieve Educational Workin Orient.Mary Hayes will meet all peoplewho sold tickets fer the Junior For¬mal today at 12:20 in Cobb 12A.REGULAR CONCERT TODAYBY SYMPHONY ORCHESTRAPlay Beethoven’s Overture “Leonore,*Brahm’s Symphony No. .2, andBerlioz “Damnation of Faust.”The Chicago Symphony Orchestra, jfresh from a series of eastern tri- jumpbs, will give its regular concertunder the auspices of the University jOrchestral Association today at 4:15 iin Mandel hall. Conductor Stock will jbe at the desk as usual. Following isthe program:Overture “Leonore” Opus 72 No. ,2BeethovenSymphony No. .3, F major. Opus 90- Brahms.Allegro con brioAndantePoco AllegrettoAllegroSymphonic Poem “Juventus”de SabataSelections from “The Damnation ofFaust” BerliozInvocationMinuet of the Will-o’-the WispsDance of the Sylphs“Rakoezy” MarchDAILY PROGRAM t;yV’ TO AID-MOVEMENTFeb. 13 will witness the opening ofa campaign to finance the extensionof the N,-j|tional Student Work inChina movement..For many years it has been thepolicy of various colleges and univer¬sities throughout the country to fi¬nance and operate student relief workin the .schools of foreign countries.Yale has been active in China, andOhio State in Czecho Slovakia. TheUniversity Y. W. C. A. di(t .support,at one time, a station in Madras, In¬dia, through the efforts of Miss Mar¬jorie Meltzer. At present, however,there is no work of the kind beingdone. For some time members of thefaculty have been endeavoring to ar¬rive at some definite point of action.This has culminated in the appoint¬ment of commitees by President Har¬ry Pratt Judson to co-operate withstudents committees in action in the(Continued on Page 3)Sophs Meet Todayto Plan Class EventsChanticleer MaterialMust Be in By Wed.A schedule that admits of no dalli¬ance compels Chanticleer to remindits contributors that all manuscriptsfor the succeeding is.sues of the mag¬azine must be in the hands of theeditors on the Wednesday followingpublication. This, states Harry Shul-man, means that tomorrow night,Wednesday, F'ebruary 2, is press¬time. All contributors who wish tosee the editors personally are asked tovisit the Chanticleer office, Ellis 6,between four and five o’clock, todayand tomorrow. Next Sun<lav the Freshman classwill make its formal debut at a teagiven in its honor at the Sigma Chihouse, 5711 Woodlawn Ave. Thefrosh are requested to gather betweenthe hours of 4-6, but those who comelate need have no fear because the’’efreshment committee has providedfor a substantial amount of “eats,”William Eppel lays special stress jon the fact that the women of the |Freshman class should not wait to j’o asked by an escort but just come j.along. The efitertainment committee 1has a number of “get-acquainted”games which will be played duringLhe afternoon.“If you want to meet your classmates this is the time to do it,” saidCarmel Hayes, chairman of the Pub¬licity committee, “because we are try¬ing to let all the Freshmen men andwomen know that they are expectedto come.” TODAYSophomore meeting, 12, HarperAssembly room.Public lecture, 4:30, Harper As¬sembly room.Public lecture, 7:30, Harper As¬sembly room.Christian Science society, 7:30,Haskell As.sembly room.Biological club, 8, Botany 13.TOMORROWThree Quarters club, 12, HarperAs.sembly room.Junior Mathematical club, 4:15, Ry-erson 37.Y. W'. C. A. Vesper service, 4:30,Ida Noyes.Le (^ercle Francais, 4:30, MalsonFrancaise.Psychological Journal club, 4:30, jPsychological laboratory. |Religious Education club, 7, Haskell jAssembly room.Philosophy club, 8, Classics 21. I Plans for the quarter will be dis¬cussed at the first meeting of theSophomore class today at 12 inHarper Assembly room, A numberof social events are to be scheduledand inter-class basket ball and a classbowling tournament for the men willbe acted upon.Class tickets have been printed andissued to a number of Sophomores.The pa.ste boards should be purchasedimmediately as they are a prerequis¬ite to attendance at all class affairs.The price is, as usual, fifty cents, andincludes all privileges, both for thisand the Spring quarter. Names ofthe persons selling the tickets will beprinted in The Daily Maroon within afew days.The officers of the class are anxiousto have the meeting today well at¬tended, as they have several import¬ant items scheduled for discussion.Arthur White, president, has askedthat there be a representative delega¬tion on hand. “We want to make ev¬ery meeting worth while,” he said.“If nothing of importance is done theattendance will gradually lag. Theidea is to get as many of the membersout as is possible and then keep theminterested by having something defi¬nite to present every time a meetingis called.” POSTPONE PLAYINGBLACKFRIAR TUNESUNTIL FEBRUARY 13Additional Week Gives Writ¬ers Chance to CompleteMusic.APPLICANTS MEET TOMORROWThe date for the hearing of musicfor the 1921 Blackfriar production,originally .set for next Sunday, hasbeen postponed one week in order togive the composers more time to com¬plete their work, and the contest willclose on Sunday, Feb. 13. On thatdate music writers will play theirtunes before the judges for selection.Successful tunes will be used in theSpring production of the Blackfriars,“The Machinations of Max,” and willalso be published in the musical score,with the composer’s name. Photo¬graphs of the music writers will beused in the score. The judges in themusic contest will be Keith Kindred,abbot of the order, Allen Holloway,manager of the 1921 show, .John Jos¬eph, ’20, author of the book and lyrics,and a professional critic, not yet an¬nounced.May ITse New Lyrics.An opportunity has also been givenbv the staff for the introduction oforiginal lyrics and tunes. The lyricssent to entrants in the music contestwere all written by John Joseph, butothers will be accepted if found suit¬able. New lyrics should be submit¬ted preferably with music, to the ma^n-ager.All men students of the Universityand alumni are eligible to enter themusic contest, and those who are in¬terested may obtain copies of the lyr¬ics with which to work upon applica¬tion through Box 286, Faculty ex¬change.Aspiring Actors to Meet.A meeting of all men interested intrying out for either the Blackfriarscast or chorus this year is to be heldtomorrow at 7:30 in the Reynolds clubtheater. At this meeting the men willbe given an idea of the show, what thequalifications for the different partsare, and what will be required of mengoing out for the show.“We do not want men to stay outbecause they feel that they are notsplendid singers or wonderful danc¬ers,” Allen Holloway said yesterday.“The average man is not a whirlwindat these things, but hard work is whatmakes a successful show, and notgenius. We are hoping to have 200men out to the meeting tomorrownight.”Registration Today forComing CouncilElectionsAll undergraduates who wish tovote in the coming UndergraduateCouncil and Honor Commission elec¬tions must personally register eithertoday or Friday in (i^obb 9A between8 and 4. This plan of registrationwas successfully inaugurated lastquarter in connection with the classelections.At regi.stration on these days thestudents must list the number of ma¬jors they have to their credit and willthereby be classified by the Record¬er’s office according to their respectiveclas.ses. No class tickets will be nec¬essary and no registration fee will becharged.Nominating ('ommittee ('hosenThe following women have beenchosen to form the Federation nomi¬nating committee: Kate Smith,Marion Meanor, Enid Townley, Fan¬nie Templeton, Miriam Simons, AnneLorenzen, Jo Strode, Mary Hayes,Marie Niergart, Nanine Gowdy, Dor¬othy Lyons, Ruby Worner, ClladysHawley, Frances Cozier, Rose Fish-kin, Shirley Shraeder, Fay Millard,Betty Fisher, Betty Williford,The committee will meet tomorrowat 4:30 in Ida Noyes hall. Mrs. Flint,Miss Wallace, Mias Talbot, and MissDudley have been invited to form theadvisory committee.2 THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, FEBRUARY I. 1921iSaily HlarunuThe Student Newspaper of theUniveraity of ChicagoPublished morninct, except Saturday, Sundayand Monday during the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters, by The Daily MaroonCompany.Entered as second class mail at the Chi-cage postoAce, Chicago, Illinois, March 13,1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.Officaa EHis 14Telephone Midway 800Tuesday, February 1, 1921BOY, PAGE MR. NEOPHYTE!Last Saturday night a freshman,in the process of being initiated intoone of the fraternities on the campus,was arrested for prowling around inan alley, trying to dig up a crypticmessage which should give him fur¬ther directions in his path of torture.When taken to the station he refusedto reveal his name. The policesearched him and found notes ad¬dressed to him by his brothers to be.He was booked as A. Neophyte,That was funny. That ought to geta wrinkle out of the sourest of us.About a week ago a white sheetedfigure was found by a watchman in anorth side cemetery. He carried ablack cat and w'as worth a column inThe Tribune the next day. He wasbeing initiated into one of the frater¬nities on the campus and his actionswere worth all the space in the presswhich was alloted to them. The pub¬lic must have its spicy news.But being funny is not the only vir¬tue which these pre-initiation anticspossess. They make wonderfulbrands with which to light the firesof anti-fraternity sentiment—fireswhich are already strongly burning inWisconsin, California and other stateswhere anti-fraternity legislation isimpending.The public gets its education fromthe newspapers, the movies and thepulpit. All three of these agenciesare apt to present a warped and sorrypicture of the fraternity man. Frat¬ernity men know that the black catside of the fraternity is only a minorpoint in the whole scheme. It is ajoke to think otherwise. But if con-sta(nce occurrences give the public theopposite opinion, it will be the publicwhich will be indulging in a merry“Ha! Ha!” as it thinks of the frat¬ernity man sitting by the river Styxwatching his black cat chase the Dodobird up and down the shore.RARE PERFECTIONThe Cobb hall traffic scheme workedto rare perfection yesterday. Twotraffic policemen, a special worker, thesuperintendqnt of the University anda member of the undergraduate coun¬cil stood in the hallway—and Lo!confusion was no more. BUT—it wasMonday and less than half the nor¬mal number of classes were in ses¬sion. Today comes the test. Youstep lively when you’re in Cobb halltoday and there will be enough police¬men around to .see that the rest ofthe crowd behaves itself.Ol R INCONSISTENT SOCIETYThe Public Library is so greatly inneed of funds that it is dismissingn any employees, closing several ofits branch libraries and greatly cur¬tailing the number of books it willbuy in the future. This does not pec-fssarily mean that you will be affect-fd. It does not mean that you shoulddig down in your pocket and make aerntribution in the cause of literature.But the fact is worthy of a goodhealthy “once over.” Cogitate for amoment on the society, the city,which gives its library such a meagertax allotment that it must refuse thepeople the brain food they clamor for.Admitted that this isn’t your problemnow and that this editorial wouldgrace a wa,Hte basket as coquetti.shlyas it adorns this column, neverthelessdoesn’t the whole discouraging bus¬iness throw a shaft of light on aphase of inconsistency which you in¬tend to look into when you step forthwith sheepskin in hand, ready to re¬make the world? Singhai Girls to GetGymnasium CreditWith Joker!Women who are to take part in theW. A. A. Portfolio production, “Joyof Singhai” next Friday night are tobe given gymnasium credit for Ihcirlime spent at rehearsal?. Manyweary hours have the neo-corypheespranced across the hard boards inMandel hall stage, perfecting them¬selves in the graceful steps which willfeature the chorus numbers of theshow. And, indeed, lidn’t they exer¬cise enough to get one period’s gymcredit for all afternoon’s work ?Miss Dudley decided they did.But whoa! There’s a joker in thewoodpile, remarked the Irish comedi¬enne of the piece. You only get cred¬it if you go to the gym and get yourgym clothes, and then go put themback at the end of the performance.A womam at the rehearsals checks theattendance. Yes there is gym credit,but—Middy and bloomers—credit.Street clothes—no credit.The Irish comedienne is wonderingabout the Zeigfeld Follies effect ifthe same system is put into effect inthe Blackfriars show in the springand the chorus rehearses in tracksuits.KAPPA SIGS AND PHI PSISMAKE EASY BOWLING WINSThursday evening’s bowlings gaveKappa Sigma another victory whentheir quintet defeated the Sigma Al¬pha Epsilon team in a 3-0 match.The match between Phi Kappa Psiand Delta Upsilon which was origin¬ally scheduled for Wednesday, Jan.26, was rolled last Saturday. Phi Psioverwhelmed the D. U. team with a3-0 victory, with a difference of 150between their average total scores.Sigma Chi and Delta Kappa Epsi¬lon who were scheduled to bowl yes¬terday have postponed their gamesuntil Saturday, Feb. 5. Today’sschedule has been announced as fol¬lows:3:15Phi Gamma Delta vs. Alpha SigmaPhi.Psi Upsilon vs. Phi Kappa Psi.7:.30Acacia vs. Sigma Nu.>lpha Tau Omega vs. Tau KappaEpsilon.Women to Tea DailyDuring this quarter tea will beserved in the Ida Noyes refectory ev¬ery day except Saturday from 3:30to 5.CentralHyde Park Bank ANNOUNCE SCHEDULEFOR ANNUAL PICTURESFormal group pictures of the fol¬lowing organizations for the Cap andGown will be taken at the DaguerreStudio, 218 S. Wabash Ave., at thetimes designated below. All mem¬bers should be present promptly.Saturday, February 5th—9:30, Chi Rho Sigma10:00, A. T. O.10:30, Alpha Epsilon Iota11:00, Kappa Alpha Psi12:00, Phi Beta DeltaSunday, February 6th—10:00, Nu Sigma Nu10:30, Phi Chi11:00, Phi Rho Sigma1:00, Commerce club council.Your best bet—Maroon ClassifiedAds bring results.Three Quarters Men MeetThree Quarters club men will meettomorrow at 12, in Harper Mil. Asthis is an important meeting, allmembers of the club have been urged"o be present.Membership cards are ready fordistribution, and may be obtainedfrom William Calkins at 5735 Uni¬versity Ave., any day from 11 to 1.TO THOSE WHO ARE INARREASThis is to remind you to kindlyPay upthe Balance of ThatSubscription Now!DAILY MAROON OFFICEEllis 14MOST CONVENIENT BANKFOR STUDENTS AND PRO¬FESSORS,5."jTH & BLACKSTONE AVE.Capital $100,000Surplus 50,000Under State SupervisionOLDEST BANK IN HYDE PARK Tel. Midway 7410.DAVID J. BOGIEDirector ofSWEDISH MEDICAL GYMNASTICSand MASSAGE(Iradiiale of Stockh(»!:n. .Sweden1.501 EAST 53KI) STREETCor. Harper Ave.Best of References— Hours—Dr. A, .1. Ochsner 2-4 7-8 P. M.To Keep Out Wind and ColdBARGAIN AT $6.00 POSTPAIDMade of genuine sheepskin, linedwith real moleskin, windproof,sleeveless sport jacket. For mo¬toring, golnng, tramping, snow-shoeing, fishing, hunting — anyoutdoor sport or work. 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WABASH AVE.McClurg Bldg.11 u;s for Sittings:Week Days 9-5Sundays 10-3 TelephoneWabash 527for Appointments ISDSCHEDULE FOR WOMEN’SBASKETBALL GAMES TOSTART TOMORROW AT 11Sixteen class teams, eight inter¬mediate and eight beginning, willcompete in the women’s interclassbasketball series which starts offwith four matches tomorrow.These teams are divided into twoleagues, as indicated, each of whichwill hold a separate tournament.Each match will consist of a series ofthree games to be played during thep. c. class hour.The winners of two out of three ofthese games will compete with eachother for the Intermediate and Be¬ginning championships, the competi¬tion being on an elimination basis.The four losers in each league willplay a similar series, the final winnerof which will be proclaimed championof the runners-up.The first round matches are sched¬uled as follows:Intermediate SeriesNo-Names vs. Purples on Feb. 4,9, 11 at 9 o’clock.Meteors vs. P. D. Q. on Feb. 4, 9,11 at 10 o’clock.Sharp-Shooters vs. Gumps on Feb.2, 7, 9 at 11 o’clock.Lights vs. Gophers on Feb. 2, 7, 9at 2:30.Beginning SeriesTerriers vs. Bloodhounds on Feb. 4,9, 11 at 9 o’clock.Zuaves vs. Maroons on Feb. 4, 9, 11at 10 o’clock.Snappy Six vs. Pop-Overs on Feb.2, 7, 9 at 11 o’clock.Tigers vs. Nameless on Feb. 2, 7, 9at 2:30.BENEFIT DANCE RUN FORUNIVERSITY SETTLEMENTA benefit dance for the UniversitySettlement will be held Monday, Feb.21, at 8 in Ida Noyes theatre, underthe auspices of the Young People’sChurch club of Hyde Park Proceedsof the dance will be used by the Set¬tlement to pay for music lessons forseveral children at the settlement whoshow promise of musical ability.This is the second dance to be heldby the club. The first dance whichwas held a month ago proved such agreat success that a unanimous votewas given to hold a larger one soon.Tickets may be gotten on the campusfrom the following people: Marg¬aret Drueck, Ruth Powers, John Rit-tenhouse, and William Birch.Junior Executives Meet'The Executive committee of theJunior class will meet today at 12:30in Cobb 12A.MEN ONLYUndergraduates of U. of C. andNorthwestern will make up a partynow being organized to travel in Eu¬rope next summer. Tour will includeParis and Battle Fields of France,Switzerland, Southern France andSpain. lA'aving Chicago about June2()th, will return about September 20.Under the direction of U. of C. in¬structor in Romance Languages. Priceof trip from Chicago to Chicago, in¬cluding all necessary expenses ex¬cepting laundry, will be $1200. Res¬ervations must be made before March1.5 to insure stateroom. Further de¬tails from L. P. Brown, 161 FacultyExchange, U. of C.Beginner’s Dancing ClassTonightAnd Every Tuesday and SaturdayNight 8:00-9:00 atCALUMET HALL63rd and Stony Island Ave.DANCING 9:00-12:00Dancing Every Sunday Evening8:00-11:30ALSO NOVELTY ORCHESTRAManagement—Teresa Dolan Ben F. SmitzdorfCOWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats. CapsNeckwearBILLIARDSCIGARS—CIGARETTES—PIPESSoutheasf corner .5.5th and EIMsUNIVERSITY STUDENTSReceive Courteous Attention atThe Frolic Theatre Drug StoreCigaretea Fountain ServingCor. Kills Ave. and 5.5th Street(Adjacent to Frolic Eheatre)Telephone Hyde Park 761 THE DAILY MARCX)N, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY I, 1921Lecture for C. and A.Women TomorrowThe Secretarial Discussion Groupmeeting, which wa% to have been heldlast week, but which was postponed,due to the illness of the speaker, willbe held tomorrow in Ida Noyes hall.Mrs, L. A. Corboy, vice-president ofthe Women’s Association of commerceand head of the employment bureauof the Oliver Typewriter Company,will give an informal talk to which allof the C. and A. women are invited.Chanticleer Aids MeetThe advertising staff of the Chanti¬cleer will meet today at 1, in Ellis 5.Delts Announce PledgingDelta Tau Delta announces thepledging of Crighton MacGaffey ofChicago, Ill.“CHICAGO IN CHINA’’DRIVE STARTS FEB. 13;DR. BURTON IS HEAD(Continued from Page One)matter.Dr. Burton Is ChairmanDr. Burton, Chairman of the Presi¬dential coh.mittoe and Joint commit¬tee, who has an intimate knowledgeof China, has urged the importance ofthat country as the biggest opportu¬nity in the world. He suggests thatthrough the Christianization of thestudent body direct influence will bebrought to bear upon the Empire andindirectly upon the Orient in whichChina is the greatest power.The Y, M. C. A. and the Y. W. C. A.are aiding the University in the pro¬motion of this project and will act asa medium for the work over there.Arthur Rugh who has been active inthe field for years and has established172 student associations, will repre¬sent the Y. M. in this foreign service.The proceeds of the campaign will bedevoted to the promotion of his activ¬ities, and those of a Y. W. represen¬tative who has not been chosen as yet.The slogan of the campaign, “Chi¬cago In China,” will appeal to thespirit of the students during the weekof Feb. 13.Your Parentshave invested thousands of dol¬lars in you already and are in¬creasing that investment dailyright now to complete your edu-c*ation so that you may beequipped in a manner that willassure your success in life,PROTECT THEMagainst the loss of their invest¬ment in you by your prematuredeath before you have realizedon the investment.INSURE YOUR LIFEADDRESS OR PHONEC. C. 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PRITCHARDOptistEyes Examined, Glass Prescribedand FittedFor Appointment Phone Fairfax 1514.Residence phone, Englewood 793SOflice Hours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m.Suite 1, 1157 E. 63rd Street,at University Ave.Things Like Mother Usedto Make atTEA CUP INN1451 East 57th St.Breakfast 7 to 9 Dinner 5:30 to 7:30! QHrFUY’QSCHOOLOF DANCING62nd St. and Cottage Grove Ave.GUARANTEES TO TEACH YOU THEFOX TROT, ONE-STEP AND WALTZIN 3 PRIVATE ONE-HOUR LESSONSIf You Learn the Toddle. Right, You CanDance It Any PlaceWentworth 2 30 Open from 10 A. M. to 10 P. M.IVith acknowledgments to K. C. B.TiVho said "wassfiran^er >ihanIn pmckmUem of 20 protectedby special moisture-proofwrapper. A.Iao in roundAIR-TIGHT tins of 50. “YOU’RE FIRED,” said the editor.• • •“UNLESS YOU can dig up.• • #A LIVE story today.”• • •SO THE cub reporter.• • #DISAPPEARED FOR hours.• • »BUT WHEN he recovered.4» » #FROM HIS trance, he had.# • •A STORY—here It Is.• • #OUR DEPUTY constable.# # #WAS WAKENED by the 'phone..• • •AND A shrill voice cried,• # •"FOR THE love of Mike.# « •BEAT IT here quick.» « «AND NAIL a nut.• « #WHO’S TALKING wild.« • •IN THE cigar store.”• • •THE LONG arm of the law.» • •PUT ON his pants.• • •SPED TO the scene-• • •AND AFTER a brief.• • •BUT TERRIFIC strugale.• • •MADE THE pinch.• • •AND WHEN Interviewed.• • •BY OUR star reporter.« • •GAVE OUT this statement.• • •"HE'S A loony, all right.• • •THE ASYLUM says, by Heck.THE WORST they ever had.• • •WHY THE poor nut.• # •CLAIMS HE can copy.• « •THE SECRET blend.« • •OF THE cigarettes.THAT SATISFY.” NO—the blend can’t becopied. It’s one way ofblending fine tobaccos—bothTurkish and Domestic—thatthe other fellow can’t getonto. That’s why Chester¬fields “satisfy,” and that’swhy onlv Chesterfields can“satisfy.”CIGARBTTBSTHE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 1. 1921Tlia CampucWhirtU OHe came to Chicago,Was rushed by a frat.“We don’t like your necktie,”They said. “Here’s your hat.”Sir Doug.With the installation of one waytraffic rules at Cobb, a wit rises tothe occasion with the customary re¬mark that if you walk downstairsbackwards the traffic cop will thinkyou’re going up.Aside from the fact that HaroldSkinner landed in the jug on a chargeof digging up a street, the week-endpassed peacefully. Wonder if he wastrying to find out if the bottom wasas bad as the top?Said Catherine Turner at the Sig¬ma open house: “Just because youspilled cocoa on my dress, Glenn, is nosign that the drinks are on me.”A pseudo critic assails us becausehe claims there is no metre in theverses which appear in the Whistle.We thank him kindly, but at the sametime we hasten to assure the gentthat we are not interested in gas,water, or electrical appliances.Lights in VerseI ride a fiery Hudson,And my hair is fiery red.I hope it isn’t fieryWhere T go when I am dead.Bimbo.It it’s fiery down below. Dean, saveus a warm room near the furnace.Isabelle Gardner has composed anew song which starts as follows:The days that I have spent in ParisHave nothing on the Blackstone Ter¬race.Win A PrizeAs our sanctum needs a new 'of paper, the Whistle has derided tofollow the example of the Phoenixwith variations. A prize of twentycalico stovepipes will be awarded tothe person who submits the greatestnumber of contributions which can berejected. The contest will close onthe second Tuesday of next week. Getout the blow torch and thaw out yourtypewriter.Mr. Bretz; Why is metamorphosedshale like three a. m.?Mr. Whitney (Suddenly wakingup): Because it’s late.Rumor has it that since ChuckLoeffel has become a cigar salesmanhe has withdrawn his membership inthe Anti-Tobacco League.May we use the last line to informyou that jail isn’t so bad when youstop to remember that there are barsthere ?srooP.Phi Delt.s Pledge ThreePhi Delta Theta announces thepledging of William Murray of Chi¬cago, L. Wade Klise of Elkhart, In¬diana, and Julian M. Bruner of DesMoines, Iowa.Moohlatutttrust an^^autn^s lankairtnbrr JCrbrrat Srarriirtliiublaunt Anrnurat ftixtu-tliiriii^'rarret Itank tnHnitterait^ of (El^traito WO.MEN WILL DISCUSSGYM (il’ESTION TONIGHTHave you lost gym credit ? Haveyou had to wait hours to see the doc¬tor? Do you think gym should becompulsory for ten quarters? Haveyou any criticism? If so come out tothe regular General Council meetingtonight at 7:15. Those who wishmay have dinner together in the re¬fectory at 6, at the Federation re¬served tables.At the discussion Miss Dudley willbe present unofficially ,and will beglad to discuss gym with the womenof the University. It is urged thatno pety grievances be brough up, butthat only real issues on the gym ques¬tion be discussed.Your best bet—Mlaroon Classified.4ds bring results.MAROON FIVE DROPSGAME TO HAWKEYESBY SCORE OF 17-16(Continued from Page 1)up 6 points a spurt carried Chicagointo a 6-6 tie, but at the close of thefirst half Michigan again led, 8 to 7.Varsity Spurts at Close.In the first fifteen minutes of thesecond half Chicago made only onegoal, while Michigan raised its totalto 16. Apparently realizing then thenearness of defeat, the Maroons start¬ed a burst of speed that netted threebaskets. BirkhoflF looped a freethrow. The final gun a few.momentslater cut short a Chicago rally whichbade fair to tie the score in anotherminute.Just how much the Maroon attackcentered aibout Vollmer was revealedby the game. With him, the Maroonsare a smoothly running, consistenlyscoring machine. All went well solong as he was parked under the bas¬ket to make the final move in theMaroons’ fioor drive. Vollmer wasmt the wbole.team, but the play wasoo much built around him. Lack ofsubstitutes sufficiently trained to fitinto the machine wrought the Maroondownfall.CLASSIFIED ADS2 FRONT ROOMS—For light house¬keeping or sleeping. Dorchester5351.WILL THE GENTLEMAN who tookmy vest from locker 53, Bartlettgymnasium, Monday morning re¬turn at least my vest and glassesand anything not valuable to him ?Leave it outside my locker. K. K.Argeroplos.FOR RENT—Apartment, one roomand kitchenette. 5718 Kimbark.Yve.FOR RENT -2 rooms and kitchen¬ette, reasonable. 5800 Maryland,3rd. Apply noon or after 5.F’OR RENT—Furnished rooms. Liv¬ing room and bed room, suitable fortwo. Front rooms. 6025 Ken¬wood Ave. Phone H. P. 629, Apart¬ment 3.LUCIA HENDERSHOTPrivate Dancing LaaaatiaIn a course of five lessons onecan acquire the steps of the walta,one-step and forx-trot.Special Class Mon. Eves.1541 E. 67th St. Hyde Park 1S14 HARPERHarper Ave. at 53d St.—Mat. DailyExclusive Hyde Park ShowingI'liesday and Wednesday, Jan. 25-26Double Feature ProgramLouis B. Mayer’s Big Production“HABIT”With an All-Star CastA Real Ddamatic TriumphMack Sennett’sSupreme Comedy Triumph“MARRIED LIFE”With BEN TURPIN ‘Y” Religious Meeting TodayThe weekly Religious meeting ofthe Y. M. C. A. will be held today atnoon in Ellis 1. Pereival Gates,chairman of the social committee, willlead the discussion of the subject,“How far should custom determinestandards of conduct”—with specialreference to Jesus’ attitude towardthe commonly accepted standard ofHis time.” Great interest has beenevidenced among the men concerningthe Y. M. C. A. discussion meetingson Tuesdays. The noon hour seemsto fit the schedules of the men stu¬dents better than any other periodwhich has been tried heretofore. Themeetings last only one half hour,which gives them opportunity for alunch hour at twelve thirty. All menhave been invited.IMMENSERedudtion SaleOn Ladies’Coats, Suits, Dresses,Skirts and WaistsJ. J. GIBS921 East 63d Street Bring “HER,” or herWhichever suits the “case” ItoHARPER HALL53rd and Harper AvenueTO DANCETuesday to Saturday Evenings InclusiveAlways a COLLEGE CROWDFOR UP-TO-DATE COLLEGE NEWS READTHE DAILY MAROONSUBSCRIBE NOW Bl SINESS OFFICE ELLIS 14Mrs. Fox was bragging one day about the largenumber of her cubs.“How many cubs do you bring into tlie world atone time?” she asked the LIONESS.“Only ONE,” replied the Lioness—it’s aLION.”MURADS COST 20 CENTS for a BOXof 10—BUT THEY’RE MURADS!MURADS would be lower priced if we left outall or part of the 100 fo Turkish tobaccos of the purestand best varieties grown—or if we substituted inferiorgrades of Turkish tobacco.But they wouldn’t beMURADS—they’donly beFoxes!**Judge for yourself—/ 99Special attention is calledtn Murad20s in Tin Jinxes