iT JOY OF SINGHAI TICKET SALE TODAYVol. 19. No. 57. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. TUESDAY, JANUARY 25. 192). Price 5 CentsIFINAL SETTLEMENT REPORTSHOWS $4600 FOR CHARITYFigures Double Those of 1919—7000 Tickets Soldfor Benefit Affair—Announce Standingof Ticket TeamsMAROONS VANQUISHIOWA; ENCOUNTEROHIO AT COLUMBUSHawkeyes Provide Weak Op¬position to Chicago Attack;Varsity Defense ImprovesVOLLMER LEADS IN SCORINGLINEUP TONIGHTOHIO— —CHICAGOBrairrf.BirkhoffWorkmanIf.VollmerSlykerc.HalladayTaylorTR.CrislerClarkiR.McGuireWhile ChicaRo was climbing intothird place in the Biff Ten runningSaturday by administerinpr a 42 to 17defeat to Iowa, several other shiftswere takinff place in the Conferencepercentafre columns. Indiana and Pur¬due maintained their lead. Illinoiswent from second place to fifth. Wis¬consin climbed from seventh positionto fourth. Michiffan advanced onepoint while Ohio State fell back one.The Biff Ten basketball race, whichexperienced its first real upset of dopein the Illini victory over Chicago aweek affo, developed its second com¬plication of the season in the 23 to 18defeat of the Illini at the hands of theBadprers, whom the Maroons trouncedtwo weeks before.By more than doubling the Hawk-eye’s score, the Maroons demonstratedthat they are still formidable con¬tenders for the Conference title. Al¬though the prame started with a show¬er of unsuccessful shots on the partof ChicapTo, Vollmer and Birkhoff soonfound the ranpre, to the count of sevenfield proals for the former and six fieldproals and six free-throws for the lat¬ter. In addition Halladay contributedthree baskets, and McGuire two.Foe Shows Good Floor WorkAlthouffh Shimek of Iowa revealedhis canny skill at loopinp: free throws,markinpr five, none of the Hawkeyeswas able to tally more than one fieldproal apiece. Iowa showed a smoothlyworkinpr criss-cross floor attack forcarrvinpr the ball down toward theirbasket, but the tiprhtened Maroon de¬fense, couplied with Capt. Crisler’shypnotic tactics, forced the Hawkeyesto make most of their attempts at thebasket from lonpr ranpre.Coach StapTpr was called to Floridabecause of the illness of Mrs. Stagpr,but has returned and will accompanythe players. The improved work ofthe team, while not all that is to bedesired, promises favorably for thecontest toniprht aprainst Ohio State atColumbus.BUCKEYES LACK EXPERIENCEBy W. H. Venrick,Sports Editor, Ohio State LanternThouprh a hard fiprhtinpr aprprrepra-tion, the Buckeye quintet of this sea¬son cannot be considered a danprerousopponent. Individually Ohio State’sfive is prood. The team as such, how-(Continued on Page 4)Save Ten Lives inPublic Speaking 1A fund of $()0 was raised for theHoover Relief Fund by the PublicSpeakinpr 1 class of Bertram G. Nel¬son. At the suprprestion of DonaldBurns, each member of the class madea speech appealinpr for prifts to thecause. In the mean time a committeewas busy makinp: collections. Thefirst fijrures announced were $50.25,but it was not lonpr before the amounthad been raised to $60.00, enoupfh tosave ten lives.A plan has been suprprested to sendthe speakers who proved so successfularound to other classes for the fund. Senior Pictures Must BeTaken By the 29thof JanuaryJan. 29 is the last day for Seniorsto have their pictures taken for theCap and Gown. Arranp:ements havebeen made with the Dap:uerre Studioat 218 South Wabash Ave., so thatpictures may be taken any time be¬tween 9 and 4.All Seniors who p:raduate in 1921, inAup:ust or December, as well as inJune, should have their pictures takenimmediately. Althoup:h an attemptwas made to notify all Seniors bymail, concerninp: studio appointments,some of the notices probably failed toreach their destination. Each mem¬ber of the class is asked therefore totake this as a personal notification.Several Group Pictures TodayThe followinp: is a list of pictures tobe taken today for the Cap and Gown.People who are to be in the picturesare asked to keep their appointments.Athletic team pictures will be takenin front of Bartlett Gymnasium asfollows: Swimminp: team, 12:40; wa¬ter basketball team, 12:30; freshmanswimminp; team, 12:00; freshman wa¬ter basketball team, 12:10; p:ym team,12:30.The Cosmopolitan club picture willbe taken at 1 on the east steps ofHaskell.The freshman medical class willmeet at 12 tomorrow on the steps ofthe Physiolop:y buildinp: for itspicture.Orffanizaticys dcsirinp; appoint¬ments: call Robert Shillinpcton at H.P. 41 or see him at the C^ and Gownoffice between 3:80 and 4:30.CLASS BASKETBALLTEAMS START WORKFOR TOURNEY TODAYSophomores and FreshmenTry Oui for Squads Tonight—Schedules GivenFIRST GAMES WED., FEB. 2NDInterclass basketball, in accordancewith the vote of underprraduates takenat a chapel assembly last month, willbep:in next week. Practices for theclass teams and selection of the quin¬tets will beprin this week, with thefirst contests occurrinp; Wednesday,Feb. 2.Practice periods in Bartlett p:y»^'na-sium have been announced as follows:Sophomores, today from 5:30 to 7 3C;freshmen, toniprht from 8 to 10; sen¬iors, tomorrow from 8 to 10; andjuniors, Thursday from 8 to 10. AttPese practice periods all men inter¬ested in the competition have beenur;red to turn out, brinprinpr their ownuniforms and shoes.Announce h^IipribilityStrict elipribility rules will be en¬forced for all the squads. No “C”men in basketball, members of theVarsity squad, or the first ten men ofihe Freshman basketball squad, willbe allowed to compete. The men onthe Fre.shman team who will be in-e.'iprible for inter-class competition willbe announced laterThe class team winninp; the n'ost;james will be awarded a cup to beplaced in the trophy room. The cupwill be^r the names of the men whoplayed on the winninpr team and theclass year. Members of the teamswill receive P. C. credit for five weeks.Schedule of Games GivenThe schedule of frames is as follow.s,all prames startinp; at 8 p. m. Wednes¬day, Feb. 2, Freshmen vs. Sophomores,Juniors vs. Seniors; Thursday, Feb.10, P’reshmen vs. Juniors, Sophomoresvs. Seniors; Tuesday, Feb. 15, Fresh¬men vs. Seniors, Sophomores vs. Jun¬iors; Thursday, Feb. 17, Juniors vs.Seniors, Freshmen vs. Sophomores;Wednesday, Feb. 23, Sophomores vs.Seniors, Fre.shmen vs. Juniors;Wednesday, March 2, Sophomores vs.Juniors, Freshmen vs. Seniors.In case of a tie for any position inthe standinpr of the teAms, the tie willbe played off as a preliminary conteston Saturday, March 5, before the Chi-capro-Illinois prame.Varsity Men as CoachesThe class teams will be chosen by(Continued on Pape 2) PUBLIC SALE OFSEATS FOR SHOWCOMMENCES TODA YPortfolio Management InstallsBox Office in Mandel ToAccomodate PurchasersCAST REHEARSES AFTERNOONSTickets for “Joy of Singhai,” wom¬en’s musical comedy to be given inMandel hall February 4, 5, 11 an 12,go on sale today. This is the firstopportunity for the public to obtainseats for the production and a boxoffice has been put up in Mandel hallto handle the crowds seeking seats forthe biggest Portfolio ever producedby W. A. A.The box office will be open from 9to 6 every day from now until theshow is produced, according to MinaMorrison, business manager. Plentyof good tickets remain for the firstnight even though the fraternity andclub drawings have taken many seats.The chorus and cast of “Joy ofSinghai’’ will practice every afternoonthis week in Mandel hall, with theorchestra. Chorus girls have been in¬structed to watch the bulletin boardin Ida Noyes hall for special an¬nouncements pertaining to rehearsals.FEDERATION CONDUCTSRECREATIONAL TOURUnder the leadership of Miss GladysHawley, chairman of the recreationalcommittee of the Federation of Uni¬versity Women, twenty-eight youngwomen visited the plant of Swift andCompany at the Union Stock Yardslast Saturday.A series of similar tours for stu¬dents interested in visiting Chicago’slarge indu.strial organizations hasbeen arranged.After the trip through the plantluncheon was served to the party inthe cafeteria of Swift and Company’sgeneral office building.Cap and Gown OfficeScene of ExcitementFlash!! (blinding).Boom!!! (fff.).Ellis hall trembles convelsively, butremains standing.All is silence for a brief moment.'The process is then repeated—once,twice, thrice.An ex-service man entering thebookstore involuntarily dives for theshelter of a nearby show-case. Tem¬porarily awakened, inhabitants of thebuilding hurry toward the zone ofhostilities.Dense white smoke is pouring out ofEllis 3, the new Cap and Gown office.A crowd collects at life-insurance dis¬tance from the fatal door, listeningwith strained ears for the next ex¬plosion. Tense moments pass. Spec¬tators wait, bleathless but unre-.warded.Finally, the bravest of the mob,picking up courage, tip-toes carefullyforward. Peering intently throughthe drifting smoke clouds, he bellows:“Say, is anybody left inside there?”“Come in,” booms Dick Flint’s voicein reply, through the fog. “What? Oh, the noise! Merely takingsome snapshots of the new diggings.How do you like ’em?”DAILY PROGRAMTODAYY. M. C. A. meeting, 12, Ellis 1.liccture No. 1 on Syria, 4:30, Has¬kell Assembly.Public lecture by Dr. Devine, 4:30,Harper Assembly hall.Theology club, 7:30, 6132 Green¬wood Ave.TOMORROWLecture No. 11 on Syria, 4:30, Has¬kell Assembly room.Y. W. C. A. vesper service, 4:30, IdaNoyes hall.Mathematical club, 4:30, Ryerson37.Psychological journal club, 4:30,Psychological laboratory.Philological society, 8, 1228 E. 66thStreet. LEADERS OF PROMAPPOINT HEADS OFFIVE COMMITTEESPublicity, Ticket, Reception,Program and Transporta¬tion Chairmen NamedWORK ON EVENT IS BEGUNCommittee chairmen for the 1921Washington Prom were announcedyesterday by Frank Hardesty andJohn Ashenhurst, elected by the Un¬dergraduate council last week to leadthe annual social event. The com¬mittee chairmen will meet today at12 in Cobb 12A wtih the leaders todiscuss plans.The chairmen appointed for thecommittees were: Publicity, HarryBird and Herbert Rubel; Ticket com¬mittee, Harold Nicely; Reception com¬mittee, Enid Townley and ChalmerMcWilliams; Program committee,Kate Smith; Transportation commit¬tee, Keith Kindred.Work has begun on the Prom andit is expected that the final arrange¬ments for the affair will be completedwithin a short time.Adler Wants SalesmenRobert Adler, Business Manager ofthe Cap and Gown, requests that any¬one interested in selling subscriptionsin the next campaign, which is to beheld in the very near future, pleaseget in touch with him as soon aspossible. Those notices should reachhis hands not later than tomorrownight.PERSONNEL GROUP OFCOMMERCE CLUB MEETSMiss Agnes Nestor, president of theChicago Women’s Trade Union league,will talk to the Personnel group ofthe Commerce club today at 4:30 inClassics 10. An interesting, worth¬while meeting is assured. This is thefirst meeting of the group this quar¬ter and all students interested in per¬sonnel work are urged to attend.Zeta Beta Tau Pledges ThreeZeta Beta Tau announces the pledg¬ing of Joseph A. Goodman, Abel M.Brown, and Ralph L. Blink, all ofChicago.Chanticleer Out AgainThursday—F eaturesThe second issue of Chanticleer willbe ready for distribution early Thurs¬day morning.Among the leading articles will be jan article by Prof. Frederick Thrasherof the Sociology department on “Spir¬itualism in Chicago”; a dramaticalpoem, “The Fire Maker,” by JessicaNorth; and a satire upon the memorysystem of students, “Memonics.”“From now on, the paper will ap¬pear on Thursday,” said Harry Shul-man. “Wo are working to put thepaper upon the highe.st level possibleby increasing its excellence from issueto issue.”Business manager Fenton statesthat all subscription books must beturned in between 2:30 and 5 today sothat the list of subscribers may bemade out by Thursday. Subscriberswill receive their copies from tablesin Ida Noyes, Ellis, and the School ofEducation. Copies may also be pur¬chased on the campus.Those wishing to sell the papersare asked to see Faye Millard in Ellis5, today or tomorrow between 2:30and 3:30. The net profits from SettlementNight practically doubled those of lastyear according to the figures madepublic by Keith Kindred, generalchairman, yesterday. The proceedsfrom the evening totalled $4616.19after the outstanding expenses hadbeen deducted. Last year, aboutpsOO was turned over the Settlement;in 1917, $1,052.55; and in 1916, ap¬proximately $1,000.A total of 7178 tickets were sold forthe affair. Anderson Owen’s teamwon the ticket selling contest with atotal of 1548 and will attend the Zieg-field Follies, Tuesday, Feb. 8.Melvina Scoville had the highest in¬dividual standing with a total of 620tickets. Anderson Owen carried offthe man’s highest with 572.Announce Team StandingsThe standing of the teams are asfollows: Anderson Owen, 1548; Har¬old Wood, 743; Kenneth Gordon, 515;John Holmes, 508; Maurice Cope, 434;James Clare, 389; William Gubbins,385; Clarence McBride, 346; GeorgeHartman, 338; Katherine Nellegar,310; Percival (Jates, 282; James Man-del, 281; Wallace Lanigan, 272; PaulBecker, 212; Clyde Larisch, 200; MarieNiergarth, 191; Harvey Page, 212;and Milton Bowen, 76.The individual standings of themembers of Anderson Owen’s teamare as follows: Anderson Owen,Capt., 572; Norris Flanagin, 251; Ar¬thur Demond, 162; Nanine Gowdy, 92;Richard Dana, 82; Pete Sears, 80;John Friedman, 64; Kate Birkhoff, 42;Katherine Turner, 41; Alex Jones, 40;Esther McLaughlin, 28; MargaretKenlins, 26; Bernard Cooper, 23;Elizabeth Owen, 20; Denton Has-singer, 10; John Ivy, 6; CharlesSwanson, 6; Allen Clarke, 3.Summary of FinancesThe total amount taken in by theFinance Committee was $424.90. Theticket teams turned in a total of$3589. $1934.42 was realized on thenight of the big affair. The totalamount taken in, therefore, was$5948.32. The expenses were $1332.13,leaving a net profit of $4616.19 whichwas turned over to the Settlement.Two Juniors to Be ThereDespite a SeriousHandicapIt was midnight on the Midway.Also it was midnight in a certain fra¬ternity house. All of which has nomaterial significance.Two forma were huddled close to¬gether in an up.stairs room. It wouldhave been midnight there also, but afreshman had forgotten to wind theclock. The forms were whispering.Occasionally they glanced toward thedoor.Said the first form: “I have con¬ducted an investigation and havelearned, much to my dismay, that inthis entire house there is only twopairs of dress trousers and one dresscoat that will fit us. It is terrible,not to mention exasperating.”“Be not disconcerted. ’Tia of noavail. The Junior Formal would notbe complete without us. We shall at¬tend. I shall wear the coat in first,while you wait on the outside. ThenI will come out, and you may go in,”whispered form number two.Said form number one: “Brotheryou are superb. I shall award youthe calico stove pipe. Shall we re¬tire?”“E’en so. ’Tis late. I feel thecall of yon mattress. Nightie, night,old egg.”“Bedie, bed, old thing.”I .4nd again all was quiet.h2 THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. JANUARY 23. 1921.QItjr Baily ^aruattThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPubluhed morning*, except Saturday, Sundayand Monday during the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarter*, by The Daily MaroonCompany.Entered a* *eoond cla** mail at the Chi¬cago poatofice, Chicago. Illinoia, March 13,1906, under the act of March 3, 1873.Offices EHis 14Telephone Midway 800Tuesday, January 25, 1921.>VOHI>S AND LIVESA public speaking class yesterdayraised $60 in fifty minutes. This $60will save the lives of six little children,now starving in Europe. The wholeventure started out as an experiment,the definite assignment for the daybeing to get action from an audiencethrough some of the elementary ap¬peals. The first speech on Hoover’swork inspired another, and morespeeches followed until the class, toits surprise, was actually contributingto the cause it was sponsoring at firstsimply as class work.There is a lesson in the incident.Many of the students in the classwould not have contributed if the suf¬ferings hadn’t been brought home tothem. Only one had contributed tothe fund before.Hard times are upon us here inAmerica, but enough money for somewell directed aid is still in our pock¬ets. Many of these .students contrib¬uted two and three dollars—the costof a modest evening’s entertainment,as one of the speakers pointed out.We can’t all be reached by speechesbut we can all follow a good example.The University’s response to the Eu¬ropean Student’s fund was pitifullysmall. It is not too late to contributesomething to one of these funds now—just the cost of one evening’s enter¬tainment.Varsity Swimmers Loseto Milwaukee A. C.;Meet C. A. A.Milwaukee Athletic club, as antici¬pated, proved too strong for the Ma¬roon swimming team in Friday’s en¬counter at Milwaukee, outpointing theVarsity 44 to 23. Chicago partlyevened up the count, however, by win¬ning the water basketball game,swamping the M. A. C. team 10 to 0in two four-minute halves.Blinks starred for the Maroons,showing his calibre by winning the 50-yard sprint, after taking second andthird respectively in two gruellingraces, the 100 and the 220. Leadingthe field in the 100-yard crawl. Blinksmistook the race for the 50-yardsprint, which precedes the longer racein Conference meets, and started toclimb from the tank when he had cov¬ered the half-distance. Warned im¬mediately of his error he plunged inagain, and was able to tie for secondplace.h’or the remainder of the points,Gordon captured first in the plungefor distance, Schuh second in thefancy diving, Yegge and Ivy secondand third, respectively, in the back-stroke, Allison third in the 220, andJenkins third in the breaststroke.Wednesday night the Maroons willengage the Chicj^o A. C., a team evenstronged than M. A. C., in the club’snatatorium. The downtown aggrega¬tion boasts a number of nationally fa¬mous swimmers, among them ClementBrown. Brunhart, Maroon alumnus,repre.sents C. A. C. in the breast¬stroke.Jap (’lub Entertain.s ('hineseThe Japanese club gave a dinnerSaturday, Jan. 22nd, to the f’hincseclub. Saburo Suzuki, president of the.Japanese club, presided, with HsiHsiang, president of the Chinese club,as the guest of hotter.Course BooksCourse books, with the grades ofthe Autumn quarter, will be ready fordistribution today from 9 to 12, andfrom 2 until 5, at the Recorder’s of¬fice. A list of those receiving fifteengrade points or more will be publishedthe end of the week. Y. W. C. A. Serves Bar¬gain Lunch; ConductsFudge SaleThe Finance committee of the Y.W. C. A. is holding a special sale ofpostcards, stationery, fudge, and IdaNoyes Leaflets this week in theLeague room of Ida Noyes hall. Choc¬olate, cake, and sandwiches are beingserved at a cost of 26 cents; choco¬late and cake, or sandwiches and cakemay be secured for 15 cents.The Membership and Finance com¬mittee will give a dinner tomorrownight at 6 in the sun parlor of IdaNoyes hall. Tickets are 45 cents andmay be secured in the Y. W. C. A.office before Wednesday noon. Theannual social service dinner for theheads of the social service settle¬ments where University women havebeen doing social service work will beheld Thursday in the sun parlor ofIda Noyes hall. Women interested insocial service work may secure ticketsin the Y. W. C. A. office up to Thurs¬day noon.The customary weekly vesper serv¬ices will be held tomorrow at 4:30 inthe League room. Prof. Fred Merri-field of the Department of BiblicalLiteratui'e, will be the speaker. Pre¬ceding the services, tea will be servedat 3:30 under the auspics of the Socialand College exchange committee.Fay Campbell Speaks At Y. M. C. A.Fay Campbell, traveling secretaryfor the Student Volunteer Movementof Foreign Missions, will speak at theY. M. C. A. Religious Meeting whichwill be held in the “Y” lounge in Ellisat noon today.REGISTRATION DATESHOWS YEAR’S GAINOF 266 STUDENTSArts, Lit. and Science HasLargest Increase—FewerC. and A. WomenLAW HAS 7 BUDDING PORTIASFigures on registration which havejust been issued by the Bureau of Rec¬ords, show a gain of 266 students overlast year’s total. There are now 5738students at the University, of which3097 are men and 2641 are women.The largest increase is found in theCollege of Arts, Literature and Sci¬ence. The graduate schools of Artsand Lit. boast 598 men and 436 wom¬en, while 1457 men and 1057 womenare to be found in the undergraduatecolleges. The total number of stu¬dents in this branch of the Universityis therefore 3178, with 1899 men and1279 women.In the school of Commerce and Ad¬ministration 593 students are now en¬rolled, which is a gain of 48. Of thisnumber there are only 84 women ascompared with last year’s total of 121.The newly established school of So¬cial Service Administration has 44students, most of whom are women.The School of Education now has only186 students, having suffered a con¬siderable loss.The law students number 297, inwhich number there are seven buddingPortias. Thirty-eight women are alsofound among the 251 medical stu¬dents, and 32 among the 178 divinities.RABBI WISE PUSHES ZION MOVEVice-I*resident of American SocietyI’rges .Jewish Youth Co-OperationDr. Stephen A. Wise, Rabbi of FreeSynagogue in New York, said in hisaddress to the Zionist Society: “Thetime is come for the .Jewish youth ofAmerica to co-operate in the buildingup of Palestine as a Jewish home¬land.’’“The canvas is ready,’’ the Rabbisaid, “the picture must be painted byJewish hands. It is for .Jewish youthsof America to have a large part inshaping and working out those planswhich are once again to make possiblethe building up of a completely .Jew¬ish home life in the longtime Jewishland. The mandate has been given.’’Dr. Wise is vice-president of theZionist organization of America, andis closely associated with JusticeBrandis and Judge Julian Mack ofChicago, the two outstanding leadersof the Zionist organization inAmerica.Pi Della Phi Announces PledgePi Delta Phi announces the pledg¬ing of Elunid Evans of Racine, Wis. CLASS BASKETBALL TEAMSSTART WORK FOR TOURNEY(Continued from Page 1)the athletic chairmen of their classes.Members of the Varsity squad willcoach their respective clfiss teams.Crisler and Birkhoff probably instruct¬ing the seniors, Halladay the juniors,and Stahr the sophomores. TonyHinkle will coach the freshmen classteam.Luther Tatge is chairman of theUndergraduate council committee incharge of the games.Beginner’s Dancing ClassTonightAnd Every Tuesday and SaturdayNight 8:00-9:00 atCALUMET HALL63rd and Stony Island Ave.DANCING 9:00-12:00Dancing Every Sunday Evening8:00-11:30ALSO NOVELTY ORCHESTRAManagement—Teresa Dolan Ben F. SmitzdorfCentralHyde Park BankMOST CONVENIENT BANKFOR STUDENTS AND PRO¬FESSORS.55TH & BLACKSTONE AVE.Capital $100,000Surplus 50,000Under State SupervisionOLDEST RANK IN HYDE PARKDR. CLAIR H. PRITCHARDOptistEyes Examined, Glass Prescribedand FittedFor Appointment Phone Fairfax 1514Residence phone, Englewood 7933Office Hours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m.Suite 1, 1157 E. 63rd Street,at University Ave. UNIVERSITY STUDENTSReceive Courteous Attention atThe Frolic Theatre Drug StoreCigaretea Fountain ServingCor. Ellis Ave. and 55th Street(Adjacent to Frolic Eheatre)Telephone Hyde Park 761 KOZY KOUNER TEA ROOMNow At 1309 East 57th St.Breakfast a la CarteLuncheon 40 CentsDinner 65 CentsSunday Dinners from 12:30 to 2 P. M.76 CentsClosed on Saturdaystv7 hVi tv/ tV'/ iVt ii\"i tvBOOKSSecond-hand and New. Over 1,000,000 in stock onevery conceivable subject. 40,000 volumes on Theology,Religion and Social Questions. Other departments:Literature, Medicine, Philosophy, Music, Dramatic, Art,Rare, Foreign. Books sent on approval Send for Cata¬logue 58, (post free) mentioning requirements or interests.W. and G. FOYLE, Ltd.121-5 Charing Cross Road LONDON, ENG.The Best Music KnownTHIS WEEKHatch Will jams QuartetteHyatt s Jazz BandATHarper Hall53rd and Harper AvenueThings Like Mother Usedto Make atTEA CUP INN1451 East 57th St.Breakfast 7 to 9 Dinner 5:30 to 7:.30^'1MELODYI’ll say!RYTHMOh Boy!The InimitableSOUTHERN CLUBRAZZBERRY FIVEA Ginger Jazz BandArt. Ranstead, Hyde Park 2703BmaKMMThe Corn ExchangeNational BankOF CHICAGOCapital, $5,000,000Surplus & Profits, $10,000,000Is the Largest National Rank in theUNITED STATESWith a Savings Departmentlender Fedreal SupervisionN. W. Cor. La Salle and Adams Sts.Bring Your Savings To UsOpen Saturday Even'gs until 8 o’clockAiVf A.Vf Vf }■\% '.At }..\% !.\% /At /Aty Af AAt /At 'At 'At 'At 'Af At ' Af ' J 'Official Cap and GownPhotographers eversince 1917Special rates for Seniorsapply to other stu¬dents as well.DAGUERRE STUDIO218 so. WABASH AVE.McClurg Bldg.Hours for Sittings:Week Days 9-5Sundays 10-3 TelephoneWabash 527for Appointments3(In view of the fact that the com*munication column of The Daily Ma>roon is maintained as a clearing housefor student and faculty opinion. TheDaily Maroon accepts no responsi¬bility for the sentiments therein ex¬pressed. Communications are wel¬comed by the editor, and should besigned as an evidence of good faith,although the name will not be pub¬lished without the writer’s consent.)CLEAN TOWELS“Editor, The Daily Maroon:“I am taking gym this quarter andI would like to object to the way thehandling of towels is done. Somedays the towel man doesn’t comearound at all and you have to use atowel that has been used before andmaybe tramped around on the floor.It’s just little defects like this whichmake gym obnoxious in my mind.“Soph.”A CLEVER TODDELR“Editor, The Daily Maroon:“And now the toddle is assailed.One should hesitate to weaken theactual meaning of the word “assail”by associatting it with the efforts ofthe misguided individuals who wouldassure us of their purity of soul byopenly endeavoring to knock Amer¬ica’s latest dance for six loops and atail spin. Be this as it may, the fieldagents of B. L. T.'s famous Leaguefor Making Virtue Odious have setforth with determination to save in¬nocent university students from therendezvous of iniquity where the tod¬dle is danced. They mean to exter¬minate it. As proof of the hatredwhich they hold in their stony heartsagainst the dance, they brand it asthe ‘vulgar jiggle.’“If one may take them at theirword, they would place in the stonylonesome all persons who are boldenough to even think of toddling.They are stern, because they have agreat mission here on earth; namelyto a<lvertise the toddle. The brethrenof these, the chosen few, attemptedrecently to remove from print JamesBranch Cahel’s book, ‘Jurgen.’ Theywaxed eloquent concerning its im¬morality, with the result that they fidmore to advertise it’s virtues than allthe efforts of the publishing compa¬nies which were responsible for itspublication. They publishing compa¬nies thanked them for their effoi|8.Free advertising is always acceptable.“While one should hold no malice inParticularlyfor StudentsThe (IreatWritingMachineWTthInter¬changeableTypeAll Businoat, AU Sciences. AU l.enguagesmay be had on ONE machine365 different arrangements of tyi)e andlanguages, including Greek, Armenian,Chinese-Phonetic, and all modem Euro¬pean languages; also, type set for Engineering. Chemistry, Astronomy, Mathe¬matics, etc.Lectures, Notes, Theses, may be mostbeautifully and clearly transcribed on theMultiplex in condensed type.Monthly payments. (joo<l rebuilt ma¬chines. Machines rented.A postcard will bring full information.THE HAMMOND TYPEWRITER CO.545 East 69th Street New York CityChicago Office: 189 West Madison StreetLLAR^LUCIA HENDERSHOTPrivate Dancing LessonsIn a course of five lessons onecan acquire the steps of the waltz,one-step and forx-trot.Special Clasr. Mon. Eves.1541 E. 57th St. Hyde Park 2114 THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, JANUARY 25. 1921.ns WE TEACH ALLDANCINGCORRECTLY AND QUICKLY ATSheehy’s Midway Schoolof Dancing62nd St. and Cottage Grove Ave.Open 10 a. m. to 10 p. m.Phone Wentworth 230MISS JOSEPHINE KELLEHERTHOS. M. SHEEHYJunior Tickets on SaleTickets for the Junior Formal maybe secured from Luther Tatge, El-wood Radcliffe, Marie Niergarth, Lil¬lian Merrill, Jean Knight, Karl Sey-farth, Bob Core, Gladys, Bob Cole,Allen Holooway, Louis Rivers, ArthurWitzelban, Grace Weatherhead, Kath¬erine Tunnison, Clarke Kessler, orfrom Mary Hayes at the Maroon of¬fice. Every Junior man or woman at¬tending the Formal must have aticket.his heart for this band of modempuritans, he would do well to placethem in the same class with the vege¬tarian who refuses to let his childreneat animal chackers., “Jack In The Pulpit.”SHE WANTS TIME TO PRIMP“Dear Editor:“Lately I have been getting ‘bawledout’ in one of my classes for tardi¬ness. What can I do about it? Theclass just previous to this is my gym¬nasium class. As I take gym in IdaNoyes and the class in which I re¬ceive the ‘bawling out’ is on the fourthfloor of Cobl)—is there any wonderthat I am so late? A girl has to makeherself presentable and pretty forher class. As she just gets a few min¬utes in which to change from her gymeostume into her street clothes—laceher shoes, buckle her goolashes, pow¬der her nose, adjust her hair net, andthen run a marathan over to Cobb—is there any wonder that she is late?“Now that all the women are beingvaccinated—why can’t a doctor be pro¬cured that can give us more than twohours a day ? It would be far betterif the University would install an in¬firmary for men and women. TheUniversity of California and otheruniversities all have one—why notChicago?” Charm School GivesReaders Book MarksWith this issue of The Daily Ma¬roon you will find a book mark, givento readers with the compliments ofthe managers of “The Charm School,”the spoken version of the Famous Sat¬urday Evening Post story. TheCharm School is now running at theSchubert Central theater. Tonightthey will entertain a party made upof the presidents of the women’sclubs.DEAN MILLER SPEAKS ATCAMPUS COMMUNITY SUPPERThe Campus Community committeeis giving a supper in the League roomof Ida Noyes hall next Sunday, Jan.30, from 4 to 7. Dean Miller willspeak and there will be a short mus¬ical program following the supper.The tickets, which cost thirty cents,are on sale in all the women’s hallsand in the Y. W. C. A. office.Your best bet—Maroon ClassifiedAds bring results. Subscribe for The Maroon !MANICURING SHAMPOOINGKENNEDY SHOPSMARCEL WAVING1214 E. 55th St 1155 E. 63rd St.Midway 3081 Hyde Park 2643 COWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats, Caps andNeckwearBILLIARDSCIGARS—CIGARETTES—PIPESSoutheast corner 55th and Ellis Ave.IVith acknowledgments to K. C. B,Bixf a dood ’Wheeze*m leave if 4q youTHE VULGAR FEW“Editor, The Daily Maroon:“I would like to contribute an ar¬ticle to your Vox Pop column in con¬nection with the communication con¬cerning the ‘vulgar jiggle’ publishedJan. 20th.“It was ‘Down with the shimmy.’Next it was ‘Down with cheek-to-chcek.’ Now it is ‘Down with tod¬dling.’ Why?“The Advisory Council says thatthe dance is objectionable because itis not danced properly. Is that thecase when the dance floor as a wholeis considered? After watching sev¬eral floors in particular, it is myopinion that in the majority of casesthere can be no objection to the dance.It is the exceptional case which wenotice and which impresses itself uponus.“Before we criticize the toddle andthe students of the school too se¬verely, let us be certain that ourcriticism fits the majority and notsimply a few for whose faults all willbe made to pay.“A Toddling Student.”Subscribe for The Maroon !MmUnnlilatmttrust anil^autuga lankAruibrr Vrbrral Srnrriir t^iintrinIHmiMauin Anrnucat &ixtn-tl|ir^ i^t.Nrarrat Vunk tu tlirllntitcrditii iif (Ill)tragii I LOVE the ladies.BUT LIKE most men.« « «I OFTEN guess wrong.» » «ON WHAT will win.« « »A SMILE from them.« * *I ALWAYS say.« » »IT’S BETTER to laugh.THAN EVER to worry.« « «SO ONCE, when.« « *THE DAM broke, and.A FLOOD hit town.« » «I THOUGHT I’d just.* * *CHEER UP my wife.» « «AND SO I said.* * *“IF THE worst comes.« « «YOU CAN float down.« « «THE RIVER on.« » *THE FAMILY music-box.« # «AND I’LL accompany you.» * «ON THE piano.”« • «WHICH WAS all wrong.« » »POOR HUMOR, she said.« « •WAS OUT of place.• » •IN TIME of danger.» • «SO KIPLING was rlghL• « •“A WOMAN is only.• • «A WOMAN, but a good cigar.« » «IS A smoke;” only.« » «HE SHOULD have made It.» » «MY CIGARETTES because.In packages of 20 protectedby special moisture-proofMrrapper, Also in roundAIR - TIGHT tins of SO. YOU’RE BOUND to get.A SMILE from them.THEY ALWAYS “satisfy.” fpAKE the silky, tender1 leaves of choicest Turkish ;blend them with the best Do¬mestic tobacco that money canbuy— blend them in the exclu¬sive, can’t-be-copied Chester¬field way — and you get a“smoke.” Yes, and somethingmore—you get a cigarette thathonestly “satisfies.”IMMENSERedudtion SaleOn Ladies’Coats, Suits, Dresses,Skirts and WaistsJ. J. GIBS921 East 63d Street4“How to Make Money”Is the name of a book,But the darned thing bothers me not;For the problem you seeThat is worrying me—Is just how to keep what I’ve got.Sir Doug.While winter and spring are wag¬ing a battle for supremacy, it is anopportune time to mention the newpaper handkerchiefs which are beingplaced on the markets. With refer¬ence to the aforesaid paper handker¬chiefs, a fair fern opined that nowhandkerchiefs will be less expensive,the heavenly powers will more thanlikely put the official taboo on colds.Things cannot have an element ofcheapness and at the same time re¬tain their aristocratic aspect.A contrib wants to know if it isproper to use the term “fire insur¬ance,” when referring to church of¬ferings that are given to save peoplefrom the everlasting bonfire.The Whistle’s correspondent hasprocured the famous speech made byAndy Owen on his twenty-first birth¬day. It is as follows:“Twenty-one years old—and still apoor—boob.”Sav’e a LifePalms are to be used at the JuniorFormal to give the atmosphere ofPalm Beach to the party. As it willbe impossible to have a reproductionof the ocean, Janet Child suggeststhat each junior bring a package ofLife Savers in order to lend morereality to the scene.Add Signs of SpringWalker Kennedy’s new scarf.Foster co-eds sitting on the pierMore arm room at the moviesOutdoor classes in Jackson Park.Snow flurries.Bill Gleason, armed with a meat axein each hand, is searching for thebird, who when asked, “If he had alittle fairy in his home,” replied in thenegative, but hastened to assure theworld that he had a little miss in hisengine.Is there around the U. of C.A queen who is so haughty.Who does not do the toddle, bad,Because she thinks it’s naughty ?Bimbo.Well, there might be.Bill Calkins says he doesn’t toddle,because when he sways back andforth, he scraps his dome on the ceil¬ing. William doesn’t mind bumpinghis crust, but he hates to scrape it.The Whistle’s financial editor writesthat after Catherine Longwell had herpicture taken by a newspaper pho¬tographer, camera stock moved upfive points on a falling market.If we may have the permission ofthe world in general, we’ll toddle topress.SCOOP.SMITH’S CAFETERIAModerate prices and real home cookingA trial will make you a steadycustomer1347 E. 63rd St. THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. JANUARY 25, 1921.Gavel Meets Today .\t 4:.'10A regular meeting of the Gavel willbe held today at 4:30 in Cobb 12A.Freshman debaters are requested tobe present.Take Cosmopolitan PictureThe Cosmopolitan club picture forCap and Gown, which was to havebeen taken last Wednesday, will betaken today at one o’clock on the eaststeps of Ha.skell museum.MAROONS VANQUISH IOWA;ENCOUNTER O. AT COLUMBUS(Continued'from f^ge 1)ever, is sadly lacking in practice. Be¬cause of the long football seasonCaptain Slyker, “Hogs” Workman and“Red” Blair, have been out for floorduty less than three weeks. This triois the nucleus of Coach Trautman’steam but because of their lack of prac¬tice are not much superior to manysubstitutes.Lose to Indiana and PurdueIn the game against Indiana Sat¬urday night Ohio State showed muchflash and fight, but went down beforethe carefully executed plays of theiropponents.Clark, a sub of last season, is play¬ing guard and is probably one of themost outstanding shooters of theteam. Curtis Taylor, playing his firstyear of varsity basketball, showed upwell against Purdue in shooting, butin other contests of the year has madeonly a mediocre appearance.Captain Slyker Only VeteranCaptain Slyker is the only veteranof the quintet, outside of ClarkWorkman, Blair, and Taylor are allsophomores. Greenspun and Dudley,substitutes, are juniors and sopho¬mores respectively. Ohio State’sgreatest need is a man to man freethrow. In games so far this seasonthe Buckeyes have adopted the planof giving everybody a trial. It hasmet with poor success. Against Pur¬due only two out of six fouls werecaged.Workman and Blair ImproveIt is probable that Ohio State willmake a better showing against theMaroons than it did against Purdue.Blair and Workman were both offcolor in the Boilermaker contest.Blair was in bed the day before thePurdue game suffering from cold andfever. Workman was slowed up be¬cause of a cold.CLASSIFIED ADSFOR SALE—Pair of woman’s shoeskates, size 7A. Call at Room 7,Foster hall.FOR SALE—Guitar, rosewood case,good condition. Call Kenwood 30,evenings.FURNISHED ROOM—Suitable forone or two ladies. 6025 Kenwood,Apt. 2. Phone Mid. 9162.$5.00 REWARD—For return of bot¬tom of gold Waterman pen to In¬formation Office. No questions.HARPERHarp«r Av«. atSSd St.—Mat. DailyExclusive Hyde Park ShowingTuesday and Wednesday, Jan. 25-26Double Feature ProgramLouis B. Mayer’s Big Production“HABIT”With an All-Star CastA Real Ddamatic TriumphMack Sennett’sSupreme Comedy Triumph“MARRIED LIFE”With BEN TURPIN ELIZABETH STONE LEAVESCOLLEGE; DRAMATIC CLUBWILL ELECT NEW HEADDue to the fact that ElizabethStone, president of the Dramatic clubsis leaving college for the quarter, elec¬tions for a new president will be heldThursday at 4:30 in Cobb 12A. Sincethe beginning of this quarter MissStone has been suffering from poorhealth aand was for some time in Col¬orado. She was elected president ofthe club early in the Fall quarter tohold office for the year.Several members of the club areeligible for this office. Among theseare Helen Saunders, Eva Kohl, Bart¬lett Cormac, and Charles Beckwith.All members are expected to be pres¬ent at the elections.Tryouts for the Winter play will beheld Friday at 4:30 in Cobb 12A. Get into the CONTEST(See my offer in last Phoenix)W’rite me a—SLOGAN3 PRIZESEach week for 3 weeks—beginning Nov. 20. The two best onesso far are—“PEGGY PAN’S FOR CANDY FANS”“EVERY BITE A REAL DELIGHT”Look for first week’s winners in next Tuesday’s Maroon.PEGGY PAN CANDY SHOPTel. H. P. 6810. 1462 E. 57th St.Read The Daily Maroon for All the Campus Newsk^■V kVi fcVV »VY IVY l^"/ l^'Y IVYI^'/lViY.lVYiii*,Tel. Midway 7410.DAVID J. BOGIEDirector ofSWEDISH MEDICAL GYMNASTICSand MASSAGEGraduate of Stockholm, Sweden1504 EAST 53RD STREETCor. Harper Ave.Best of References— Hours—Dr. A. J. Ochsner 2-4 7-8 P. M. m 1 FRANK BROTHERSFifth Avenue Boot ShopNear Forty-Eighth Street, New YorkBoots .Slippers, Hosiery for Men,Wonien and ChildrenA Michigan Boulevard BuildingCorner Washington St.ST. LOUISArcade BuildingWASHINGTONWoodward Building HEW HAVENHotel TaftPITTSBURGHJenkins ArcadeCLEVELANDopp. Shoreham Hota Athletic Club Bldg. BOSTONLittle BuildingSAN FRANCISCOWi^itney Building133 Geary StreetMrs. Fox was bragging one day about the largenumber of her cubs.“How many cubs do you bring into the world atone time?” she asked the LIONESS.“Only ONE,” replied the Lioness—i£s aLION”MURADS COST 20 CENTS for a BOXof 10—BUT THEY’RE MURADS!MURADS would be lower priced if we left outall or part of the 100 Yo Turkish tobaccos of the pure^and best varieties grown—or if we substituted inferiorgrades of Turkish tobacco.But they wouldn’t be MUR ADS—they’d only beFoxes I‘Judge for yourself—! 93Special attention is calledto Murad20s in Tin Bo.'ces GmdeOu/HishmlhMrU